That’s sad to hear man… I knew his whole day was made, I could tell… but now to here he is no longer with us makes me just think about how short life actually is
@@sko0bysnack587 If you search Ed's channel for Mike, you'll find a more recent video where Ed connected with him a year or more later and takes him to get new clothes and all cleaned up in a motel room, then takes him to see his mom. It's a great video, and I believe it was made about 6 months before he passed.
@@BeardAxeMcAxeBeard many homeless people are in that situation because of drug abuse and mental ilness, unfortunately. But that's nothing to do with their ability to speak or be genuine human beings.
@@MikeBassil I'm aware, I've met them. It depends on how far they're gone. frankly a lot of them weren't raised well enough to start with and can't articulate an intelligent thought or have destroyed most of their brain capacity. This man is an outlier any way you look at it.
@neal hooper lmfao, its genius asf because it keeps them roped into the convo...because one moment they hear gibberish, then the next moment they hear real words so it makes them think the fault in interpretation lies with them and not the communicator (Ed)
3:05 That homeless guy needs some serious support, LOVE that guy, he has a good soul, I can tell, I hope he is doing better than he was in this video! God bless you, Ed!!
Criminally underrated. Between all the characters you do and how you manage to never break it’s insane. Your people skills are off the charts, man. Haha.
@@LEZGO42 most times, people in this situation really love when someone takes the time to have a conversation with them. Regardless of your status, our heart and mind needs human interaction. For those who read this: the next time someone down on their luck crosses your path, perhaps strike a conversation. It may be one you remember for a while.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear sha
We really need to get Ed reading nursery rhymes to the children using this classic Bartle Doo, Malt Lickey, Blue Ball character. The look on their faces, trying to understand him and or correcting him, would be priceless.
Guy was homeless i dont think hell be able to look him up sadly! Id love to see his reaction when he found out 😂 ed should find him for a future vid and hook him up he seems like a good hearted man who just had some bad luck
This content is actually wholesome unlike most prank channels your not just being a pos and pissing people off for views a good prank should make everyone laugh at the end of the day and you are always able to do that you truly are a comedic genius Ed I appreciate your content
bro for real i went in for an oil change in town and i was like "how long you think it might take?" and the hillbilly said "depends on what we find wrong with your car" i was hell no my car runs fine and i left,dude was about chainsaw massacre my car and loosen some bolts.
Primarily the big cities the vast majority of assholes around the big cities are in the big cities you would know this if you've ever been outside of any of the big cities
the last guy giving him the time of day / a real sincere conversation really speaks out about our current society and encapsulates the perception of people who have stuff vs. have very little ( by the "societal standard".... aka what they want you to believe is a happy life")
Seriously I needed that to start the new year. Your the best if your ever in Ohio ide love to Corroborate on a prank or something to help make the people laugh. In these times we need more "bartle dew" 😂 Happy New Years bro and God bless!
John Doe I got hairy legs, in the summer they’d turn blonde from the sun and I’d watch the kids in the pool rub my leg down and then I’d watch the hairs float back up, so I know a lot about roaches
that must come from someone thats from phillyXD i would even bet on the fact that you probably crossed kensington ave more than once to be so sure of that lmaoooXD
@@topcat5233 .. lol..what r u 12 Lil boy?! U do know that there’s more to Philly than just the Kensington area?!🤨 Have some compassion for ppl that are good ppl but going thru hard times, doesn’t always mean they are on drugs! What does Kensington have to do with this sweet guy and this vid??! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, so move on Lil boy…..And I’m sure if Ed saw this comment he would tell you to GFYS! Grow up!!
@@babsmageezie3932 lmaoo tf did that come from, you were the one that couldnt believe he was from philly, and on kensington, there indeed arent many like him, you should know if youre from philly, wasnt talking anything about what ever the menstruation you were talking wtff calm down calamity jane. Was just convrsating.
@@topcat5233 @Top Cat…maybe I took ur comment the wrong way than, if I did I apologize. But no need to get rude or call ppl names when we are just having a normal conversation, But I’m kinda confused.. lol.. the way I took that comment u wrote was just bc I said he seems too “ nice and friendly” to be from Philly. Basically a joke.. bc you know how some ppl say ppl from Philly tend to be a Lil “rough, or can be a Lil rude” So that’s why I said what I said etc etc… so when I saw this vid of this nice young man, and how he was being really respectful and very grateful for the Lil things some of us take for granted, it made my day. So that’s why I left that comment. Basically saying ppl like him are hard to find in Philly.. that’s all buddy👍🏼😉.. Enjoy ur weekend!!
*I love Ed's humor and its amazing how Ed has over 2 million subs now even after he took some time off from uploading videos.A very talented man and underrated..he does better acting than a lot of Hollywood actors...keep em coming Ed and Happy New Year brother.*
Man: "I can't understand what you're saying with your mask on!" [Mumbles takes mask off] "Kay pone a shine a ma kay pone shine shah muta max but wida pillows!" Man: "I still can't understand you, sir." LOL!
Man I needed this laugh in the worst way, after he gave dude the light it was open season to mumble 3-4 lines, I feel like they had an authentic conversation
Once i visited the town mumbles comes from, its way down south close to the border, hard to find on a map, the locals are hard workin folk and know how to have a good time. Worth a visit.
Holy Shit! Is the old Ed Bassmaster officially back to stay again?!?!? Please keep uploading Ed, this shit really makes my whole day bro! Noff eben cappin fer Da comments, Bartle Doo!
Damn I love mumbles so much lol, like idk how you do it , you think on the fly and make it sound like you know what you’re saying with a straight face 🙌
“I can’t understand you with the mask on” he takes it off and mumbles worse, I lost it!
That was the best part
Takes it off and sounds worse 😂😂😂
DEAD 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
I’m crying
Peeny needles likem sharem
I can’t understand you with the mask on...I still can’t understand you.
Unreal
Peeny needles? Psh.
Done!❤🎊
My next vacation will be at Malt Licky, Texas.
The guy with the cart seemed like he was genuinely trying to understand Ed and not just yessing him off. Bless him, hope he’s alright.
Watch eds new vid
He dead
He and Ed actually became friends. There are multiple videos featuring him. Sadly, he passed away in the past year.
That’s sad to hear man… I knew his whole day was made, I could tell… but now to here he is no longer with us makes me just think about how short life actually is
@@sko0bysnack587 If you search Ed's channel for Mike, you'll find a more recent video where Ed connected with him a year or more later and takes him to get new clothes and all cleaned up in a motel room, then takes him to see his mom. It's a great video, and I believe it was made about 6 months before he passed.
The homeless guy was so nice and tried to have a normal conversation even though he couldn't understand a word. My man
God Bless the meek . And God says they SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
He seemed surprisingly articulate and personable to be a hobo
@@BeardAxeMcAxeBeard many homeless people are in that situation because of drug abuse and mental ilness, unfortunately. But that's nothing to do with their ability to speak or be genuine human beings.
@@MikeBassil I'm aware, I've met them. It depends on how far they're gone. frankly a lot of them weren't raised well enough to start with and can't articulate an intelligent thought or have destroyed most of their brain capacity. This man is an outlier any way you look at it.
@@BeardAxeMcAxeBeard no he's really not lmao. If you actually talked to people instead of judge them from afar you'd probably know that
His ability to masterfully blend real words and made up words that sound like real words is worth an honorary PHD in linguistics
Yeah like when people engage with his conversation including the word foreskin
Dem werdziz reeldo. Psh... bartle doo bartle dee.
Peeporpar co tia lishum!
I try pranking people in that voice-co-workers, funny AF..not nearly as good as mr. Doo
@neal hooper lmfao, its genius asf because it keeps them roped into the convo...because one moment they hear gibberish, then the next moment they hear real words so it makes them think the fault in interpretation lies with them and not the communicator (Ed)
“Jumping up on the foreskin, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah”
I said ahh I’ll give it a shot
We all jumped up on the foreskin at one time or another 😭😭😂😂😂
Im dead 😭😭😭
"You have a serious accent, holy shit" that dude is fucking awesome.
Ya he was so cool . We need a follow up of him
@@savannajohnson4832 for sure
fucking great
@@MrFuchew a bartle do yah
This dude was legit nice
you have a serious accent!
Holy shit!
He was being a very nice and gracious person.
It’s so serious it doesn’t sound like English
Man I miss your prank calls!
That guy was so nice and genuine. We need to find out who he is and make donations MRBEAST style to help him
3:05 That homeless guy needs some serious support, LOVE that guy, he has a good soul, I can tell, I hope he is doing better than he was in this video! God bless you, Ed!!
Watch his new vid
No you can’t tell. He might be a scumbag it’s impossible to tell
Ed got him a job and a house through a connection he had in Florida. Unfortunately, he passed away yesterday from an overdose :( he was a good man
@@maryconn1 seriously?
Lookup the video "Mike's Story" Ed left a comment on the video saying that Mike passed away.
Criminally underrated. Between all the characters you do and how you manage to never break it’s insane. Your people skills are off the charts, man. Haha.
Pretty sure he’s not underrated. He has 2.4 million subscribers!
@@rolo1369 you can be both popular and underrated at the same time.
@@user-ne1tb2cm4d PSH...
@@user-ne1tb2cm4d you don’t wanna mess with me not on my worse day pal
@@MediCali951 I read it in the voice 😂
The homeless guy (I guess he's homeless) was so kind - gentle soul.
That's where kindness gets you these days.
On the streets.
@@tylertate9198 I wish you much happiness in 2021!
@@thatguyoveryonder Thanks. You too bud.
On da stremph
Barrrrtttllllllll dooooooo ker stamphhh
Come to Louisiana talking like that and you'll end up having a long conversation
Lol
why lol
what's so special about luoisiana ?
p.s : i'm not american
@@samiajre6852 I have talked with lots of people that sound like mumbles
@@samiajre6852 In Michigan we hardly ever hear southern accents and some southern states have thick country accents
@@BillyMcBean.
ah ok i see now
tend to forget how HUGE is ameria ,
"I can't understand you with the mask on" **takes off mask** "I still can't understand you."
...It’s even worse now 🤣🤣
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!
Something about malt licky I think
The gentleman whom Ed gave a few dollars to seems happier than the majority of people whose lives are full of comfort. Tremendous.
Goes to show we need all this crap that we end up throwing away giving away or neither!
👍 yup he was all excited wanted to go with em I think lol. Or at least wanted to keep talking he REALLY loved mr mumbles lol
@@LEZGO42 most times, people in this situation really love when someone takes the time to have a conversation with them. Regardless of your status, our heart and mind needs human interaction.
For those who read this: the next time someone down on their luck crosses your path, perhaps strike a conversation. It may be one you remember for a while.
Cause materialistic things dont matter in the end
Foreal. 🙏
"What's the peeny needle on that?"
"I don't know what's that"
"Well you drivin it!"
Ed you're an absolute legend
Mumbles is a person everyone would like to know. That’s why everyone loves him despite the fact that they can’t make out what he is saying.
No kidding it’d probably be the highlight of anybody’s day
speak for yourself
@@wgtow3434 would you look at that... a no fun party pooper. Look at it!
†JΔY† nah th-cam.com/video/XboQDvsn9KQ/w-d-xo.html
the cigarette guy was awesome, people like him give me faith in humanity lol
Yes sir! Lol! He seemed very genuine and good hearted. May God bless him!
I also think thats a good guy, but i also think that the city have HIM. Poor Guy
Doogie Howser
-Per Square mile.
fo shidem
Imagine being stoned and Mumbles walks up to ya... Unreal, psh!!
Im subbed to you for some reason
Probably would understand everrything 100%...or at least think y9ou do.
Yidink i'd pissh my panchious
I'd just look at it
pssh he would ruin my mood
He made that dudes day. That “homeless” guy. & the dude was so sweet. Goes to show not to judge people.
True that!
Everyone say a prayer for him!
Yeah I love the last dude too it was nice, I think he kept listening and talking even though he didn't understand because it was interesting
@Joshua Hammond what? Theres no typos on anyones posts.
@@elliemeow6167 I think they mean by Calling The Man by saying" It".
I love that dude with the shopping cart:
“There are too many assholes per square mile”
Classic
Thered even more per two square mile.
and true
“I still can’t understand you”
☠️ 😂☠️😂☠️
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear sha
Lolll
🤣
Ed: "Bartledoo!"
Guy: "muchos gracias"
I caught that too lol.
Aajajaja 😆
Muchas gracias*
probably one of the best responses to it ever.
@@lilnick62597 No, he said it wrong.
4:47 Man this homeless guy is wholesome.
I'm already laughing just seeing how Ed is dressed. Funniest dude ever. 🤣
What he does is actually very unique comedy..He has no shame at all love it
Almost worth visiting philly just to hope to run into him.
I just when i read a title of video
he is unique all right. My favorite bit is "I'm puttin' ya on the news!"
Instant thumbs up lol
"Blueball special... fuck I don't know that either!"
Clearly is laying the stone cold pipe if hes never heard of that
Lmfao
You’ll find that in most strip joints
"I can't understand you with the mask on."
*takes mask off*
"I still cant understand you!"
Lmaooo
That guy with the shopping cart is awesome seems like you made his day. Thanks for keeping us all semi sane during this year we appreciate it.
When he grabbed the snowblower like a bull I almost lost it hahahaha
"Hee-haw"
@@spacesuitor that was priceless hahahaha
sammne
Tru
"When ya yeehaul it!"
We really need to get Ed reading nursery rhymes to the children using this classic Bartle Doo, Malt Lickey, Blue Ball character. The look on their faces, trying to understand him and or correcting him, would be priceless.
Homeless guy thought you were speaking Spanish 🤣🤣🤣
He was not homeless i dont thini
@@benja303 you don't what?
Working the snow blower like he's in a freaking rodeo. 😂
😂😂😂
When you gotta do the Hee Haw, bartle do. Know wut I mean? 😄🤣
I just love Mumbles...he is my favourite character....cannot understand a word he says but I bust my guts laughing at him.....he makes my day !!!
Original funny and making everyone's 2021 start with a laugh. Ed you know how many people's day you just made. Thanks again brother 👍
he made my day .ha
Unreal
💜😂😂😂😂😂💜
Not on my best day pal
Pshhh
He didn’t show him giving the dude money that’s some real shit props Ed
100% with you!
True. 🙏
He would of gave it.. just didn't wanna make a big deal of it.. his videos aren't call3d giving to homeless people.
@@Noname-dg1bn because I have one brain cell
@@XReal0101 some people just don't pick up on certain things right away. Don't think it's fair to tell the guy he is stupid.
Please dont ever stop making this shit!!! Im dying “bartle do” 😂
His name Bart. Bart'll do
Crapmostank?
Malt licky
"Bartledoo, pig. Bartledoo." -Charlotte's Web
I would pay money to see that guys face when he goes to TH-cam and look up edbassmaster. He will spend the next 3 days dying laughing.
Guy was homeless i dont think hell be able to look him up sadly! Id love to see his reaction when he found out 😂 ed should find him for a future vid and hook him up he seems like a good hearted man who just had some bad luck
@@Parkway1984 public libraries are always an option
@@Parkway1984 he said his battery was dead so has a phone
Well he's back to help him so yea.
@@kolesemeniuk955 word
This content is actually wholesome unlike most prank channels your not just being a pos and pissing people off for views a good prank should make everyone laugh at the end of the day and you are always able to do that you truly are a comedic genius Ed I appreciate your content
That outfit just added another element to this character. Ed you’re a comedy genius!
Ed you are amazing.Never stop making people laugh we need this right now.
Tire guy knows his trade. Gotta make that money! His brain understood the issue immediately
Get that alignment sir!
bro for real i went in for an oil change in town and i was like "how long you think it might take?" and the hillbilly said "depends on what we find wrong with your car" i was hell no my car runs fine and i left,dude was about chainsaw massacre my car and loosen some bolts.
That homeless dude was actually cool he didn’t seem too fried from drugs
Pray for him!
vote for better politicians that will help with the eradication of homelessness. Praying won't help.
@@jb.stiehl its all in the mind set of the person who is homeless and the people around that can offer change.
@@jb.stiehl We are all impressed by your godlessness.
@@TheOnlyJohnAbraham Really not trying to impress anyone but I'm glad I could impress you.
0:40 the relief on this mans face and in his voice when he finally understood one word from mumbles has us dying every single day we watch this...
"Too many a$$holes per square mile." I died! LMAO That's true just about anywhere you go! LOL
Facts lol
it is a pandemic unfortunately..
New bumper sticker
Primarily the big cities the vast majority of assholes around the big cities are in the big cities you would know this if you've ever been outside of any of the big cities
@@noblsht Yeah...big cities 👍
2:12 "Blue Ball Special"
"I don't fucking no that either". 😂
Bet he does 😂🥜
Hahaha Love these American guys way of talking.
Or Should isayy : Nov Mericun talk ways sayzy yup fridge
the last guy giving him the time of day / a real sincere conversation really speaks out about our current society and encapsulates the perception of people who have stuff vs. have very little ( by the "societal standard".... aka what they want you to believe is a happy life")
Don’t forget to leave a like numnuts! Support the channel! New video every week!
The best to ever do it!! Keep em coming homie!!!
Seriously I needed that to start the new year. Your the best if your ever in Ohio ide love to Corroborate on a prank or something to help make the people laugh. In these times we need more "bartle dew" 😂 Happy New Years bro and God bless!
Barteldo Jive Talky.
Ed Bassmaster’s old school. These are the kind of videos we love!
makes me so happy hes putting out more videos. He was one of the first people I discovered on youtube. Still laugh my face off
OG
4:01 " with the kids you know...jumping up n down on the foreskin" 😆 🤣 wut?
Joe Biden might know what that is. 😂
"I love kids jumpin on my lap!" -Joe Biden
John Doe I got hairy legs, in the summer they’d turn blonde from the sun and I’d watch the kids in the pool rub my leg down and then I’d watch the hairs float back up, so I know a lot about roaches
I was looking for this comment 😂
When the homeless dude spoke and the cigarette fell out his mouth had me crying!!!!
I think it broke in half, lol
Same
If 2020 was a cigarette.
That last guy seemed so "Wholesome!"
Hope he gets his life back on the right track!!😊
..and they pulled up my flapskin 😂😂
The OG character. I still run back the originals when I need a good laugh. Appreciate you getting back into posting consistently again, bro!
“See that flappy” lmao 😂😂😂
His reason for leaving Texas was my favorite part 😂
Jumping on my foreskin spent my pecos I was young enough. Killed it
Easily the most slept on actor PERIOD. This man deserves A RAISE
Malt licky?
We need Ed more than ever right now! He can bring sense to this silly world. Come on Ed! Do it!
It's amazing how many people will act like they understand him 😂♥️
3:06 It's so cool that Ed caught back up with this guy and did what he did. There's still good in this world.
that's what the fuck I'm talking bout ed! come back! we need this during these tough times on earth
Guy at 3:05 was a sweetheart. Just surviving doing his thing.
Mike is the man! He was so genuinely pleased to meet Bartel Do and advise him to go back to Texas. Such a good guy.
I've never laughed at SNL in my life. Ed makes me laugh, though.
I second that!
I love that you are doing these types of videos again
The homeless guy was so sweet! There’s no way he’s from Philly!!😂
that must come from someone thats from phillyXD i would even bet on the fact that you probably crossed kensington ave more than once to be so sure of that lmaoooXD
@@topcat5233 .. lol..what r u 12 Lil boy?! U do know that there’s more to Philly than just the Kensington area?!🤨 Have some compassion for ppl that are good ppl but going thru hard times, doesn’t always mean they are on drugs! What does Kensington have to do with this sweet guy and this vid??! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, so move on Lil boy…..And I’m sure if Ed saw this comment he would tell you to GFYS! Grow up!!
@@babsmageezie3932 lmaoo tf did that come from, you were the one that couldnt believe he was from philly, and on kensington, there indeed arent many like him, you should know if youre from philly, wasnt talking anything about what ever the menstruation you were talking wtff calm down calamity jane. Was just convrsating.
@@topcat5233 @Top Cat…maybe I took ur comment the wrong way than, if I did I apologize. But no need to get rude or call ppl names when we are just having a normal conversation, But I’m kinda confused.. lol.. the way I took that comment u wrote was just bc I said he seems too “ nice and friendly” to be from Philly. Basically a joke.. bc you know how some ppl say ppl from Philly tend to be a Lil “rough, or can be a Lil rude” So that’s why I said what I said etc etc… so when I saw this vid of this nice young man, and how he was being really respectful and very grateful for the Lil things some of us take for granted, it made my day. So that’s why I left that comment. Basically saying ppl like him are hard to find in Philly.. that’s all buddy👍🏼😉.. Enjoy ur weekend!!
@@babsmageezie3932 "lol, wjat are you, 12?" You began with the insults, and you were the one that seized to have a normal convo. Stop projecting.
They keep looking at him when he walks away like what the hell was that
"they keep on shine with deez win sheebes" man changing his wiper blades "really?" LOL
"See that flappy? heehaw"
Id like to live with Levesque!😍😘⚘
I laughed so hard I got cramps. This is the funniest out there!!!!! Genius!!!
Been waiting for this for awhile!
*I love Ed's humor and its amazing how Ed has over 2 million subs now even after he took some time off from uploading videos.A very talented man and underrated..he does better acting than a lot of Hollywood actors...keep em coming Ed and Happy New Year brother.*
Bassmaster is the man! Very gifted, and unique.
Feeling so depressed today and as soon as I heard u say "well im Bartlledoo " put the smile on my face
Karoooba!
3:12 he actually thought that he was speaking Spanish
Muchas gracias 🤣🤣🤣
The guy filming this is my boy Kurt. He’s an assassin with the camera ! Ed bass master is beyond a genius ! Glad these two teamed up !
Last time i was this early i was still lookin at it.
BARTLE DOO! CACKY TACKY! SMITT SMAW!!
Malt licky!
lol
Bartle doo with the crap mo stank?
See that flassy? Like a carnival
😂😂
So glad to see you back doing these Ed, your old ones were legendary, thanks for bringing it back into 2021
Shoutout to everyone who’s been watching Ed Bassmaster since the early days of “ugly face prank “!🤪🤪
🤣🤣🤣
The best to ever do it on TH-cam 👌🏽
What happened to him in the fireworks store telling the fireworks guy the story about the policeman that blew his fingers off I can't find it anymore
Man: "I can't understand what you're saying with your mask on!"
[Mumbles takes mask off] "Kay pone a shine a ma kay pone shine shah muta max but wida pillows!"
Man: "I still can't understand you, sir."
LOL!
“ I still can’t understand what you’re saying” 🤣🤣🤣
This is what everyone wearing a mask sounds like all the time.
yea kinda ruined it for me...fucking covid
Plandemic
Classic
Scamdemic
AHAHAHA sad but true
"You have a serious accent, holy shit!"
Finally, been waiting for a new Mumbles video!
That guy with the cigarette seemed like such a good dude
My name's Battle Doo....
My name Donald...
Battle Doo: nice to meet you Donald😆😆😆
We love this consistency Ed! Keep it up
Lol those tassels on your mask 🤣
Man I needed this laugh in the worst way, after he gave dude the light it was open season to mumble 3-4 lines, I feel like they had an authentic conversation
YES!!! I’m so happy you’re back man! Thank you !!!
By far the funniest and most interesting character out of all the others. Cant get enough, watching this back for a 2nd or 3rd time for sure!
He’s back at it. I love these!
A LEGEND AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND. I swear if anyone sees Ed in a Bar, Always buy him a drink He is the Rocky of Philly.
I laughed so hard I had water coming out of my eyes when he started throwing all the hand gestures @1:30.
The kick got me XD
Blueball special, something most wives give their husband's every night 😂
Hopefully mumbles isn't talkin from experience
Yep, yep.
Last night for me. Maybe the night before too. 😢
Once i visited the town mumbles comes from, its way down south close to the border, hard to find on a map, the locals are hard workin folk and know how to have a good time. Worth a visit.
Holy Shit! Is the old Ed Bassmaster officially back to stay again?!?!? Please keep uploading Ed, this shit really makes my whole day bro!
Noff eben cappin fer Da comments, Bartle Doo!
Damn I love mumbles so much lol, like idk how you do it , you think on the fly and make it sound like you know what you’re saying with a straight face 🙌
Wow just when iv'e been watchin' all your old mumbles videos out there you released a new one.
Mumbles is my all time favorite!!! I gotta have more Mumbles!!!! Bartle-doo.
You already know this will be funny as hell!