Body Positivity Makes No Sense - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand-up Comedy

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  • @GeoffreyAsmus
    @GeoffreyAsmus  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    HEY KIDS. SUB FOR WEEKLY VIDEOS AND COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/
    Louisville 12/5
    Bloomington IN 12/6 - 12/7
    San Diego 12/13 - 12/15
    NYC 12/18
    Omaha 12/20 - 12/21
    Minneapolis 12/29 - 12/31
    Irvine CA 1/3
    Los Angeles 1/4
    Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11
    Gainesville 1/23
    Tampa 1/24 - 1/25
    Orlando 1/26
    Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1
    Buffalo 2/2
    Columbus OH 2/6
    Cincinnati 2/7
    DC 2/13 - 2/15
    Virginia Beach 2/19
    Raleigh 2/20-2/22
    Richmond 2/23
    Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @lovathedick
      @lovathedick หลายเดือนก่อน

      With see you in January

  • @ThePaulRobertDavis
    @ThePaulRobertDavis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    “I did an incredible job. Good night.” Has to be the best closing line ever.

    • @ross.neuberth
      @ross.neuberth ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Goodnight everyone. I’m Kevin Hart

    • @EckoUntitl
      @EckoUntitl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ross.neuberth He does kinda sound like Chief Queef

    • @Claego
      @Claego ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, he repeatedly kept saying he was incredible... and he was right!

    • @UrNotPanda
      @UrNotPanda ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only cause he was telling the truth!

    • @urwholefamilydied
      @urwholefamilydied ปีที่แล้ว

      the self affirming pats on the back got annoying. The opposite of self degrading comedy... they're both annoying because they're both untrue... you're doing a thing about the thing you're doing... just keep telling the jokes. You're the only one who's counting.

  • @taj6519
    @taj6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    “If you’re mad at that joke tell me who she plays for?” That is gold😂😂

    • @CD-kh2pw
      @CD-kh2pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Check and Mate Libtard"
      The best!

    • @taj6519
      @taj6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@CD-kh2pw Laughed out loud by myself to a comedian I've never heard of before. The joke had it all man haha

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Phoenix Mercury!

    • @goodscharlotte
      @goodscharlotte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@danieldaniels7571 👍🏻wait, did you know that or Google it? my first thought was USA. I only know she won gold at the Olympics. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Have a good'n y'all 💜

    • @Ka_Gg
      @Ka_Gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@danieldaniels7571 named after the toxic liquid metal? Those feminists really need to work on their sports team names.

  • @seapeajones
    @seapeajones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    His self affirming running dialogue between jokes is killing it. Def following

    • @freespirit5719
      @freespirit5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 yes, it’s awesome and anyone who disagrees … just too stupid to grasp comedy gold (obvs) 🤓🤭

    • @idkwhybut...
      @idkwhybut... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Monologue, I think.

    • @Firenmage433
      @Firenmage433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      “I did an incredible job” 😂

    • @olive8604
      @olive8604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was actually the only part I didn’t really like, felt a little overdone after a while lol.

    • @Allenmarshall
      @Allenmarshall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@olive8604 If you hear it too many times yea it starts to feel that way, that's fair.

  • @montanac223344
    @montanac223344 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    That old man coming with the "suck, slurp, or swallow" heat off the dome was amazing

    • @ragnarok7976
      @ragnarok7976 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mans trying to get some heated dome

    • @vorpalblades
      @vorpalblades หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Grandpa takes it to the hoop.

  • @declined7
    @declined7 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Haven't heard consistent laughter like this in a while not even from the veterans. You killed it.

    • @LifeOfKells
      @LifeOfKells ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of them sounded like they were groaning louder than laughing, which was a bit annoying bc he landed the hell out of those jokes! So funny!

    • @ridge1970
      @ridge1970 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      sounds fake to me . do they ever show the audience?

  • @russellstewart8154
    @russellstewart8154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    Little upset that the TH-cam algorithm took this long to show me this man... We need more comedians like this please

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thank you! Come out to a showwww

    • @LiterallyCensoredDaily
      @LiterallyCensoredDaily ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's because YouRube tends to frown upon truthfulness every so often.
      I'm honestly glad and somewhat surprised this guy hasn't been canceled by the left OR shot by the right yet.
      We needs this shit now more than ever!

    • @skooskipotato3750
      @skooskipotato3750 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro I found it just now from someone reacting to it too.

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@LiterallyCensoredDailytruthfulness? Its not like hes a sage or something, you actually thought he was being insightful?

    • @islandmaaan1115
      @islandmaaan1115 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A REAL comedian

  • @charlesford157
    @charlesford157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    Please don't ever stop what you're doing dude. It's ok to be offended, because life is offensive. Hilarious set, loved it.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I swear I wont give in to the woke mob. Sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @brandonandalexander
      @brandonandalexander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@GeoffreyAsmus you are a true king to those of us in the middle.

    • @energeez
      @energeez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***the more you know

    • @soicybunny
      @soicybunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@brandonandalexander idk if there's a middle, people understand comedy or they don't.

    • @ParallelRentals1987
      @ParallelRentals1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HERE HERE

  • @gloobark
    @gloobark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    every offensive joke he makes is clearly taking shots at the people and institutions that genuinely believe those offensive things OR he's subverting the audiences expectations with self effacement. this dude is crushing it

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Thank you for getting it

    • @iiiSK8orDI3iii
      @iiiSK8orDI3iii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Refreshing honestly lol

    • @the_naP
      @the_naP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, is THAT what he's doing Captain Asperger's? :)

    • @mattbattaglia4694
      @mattbattaglia4694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@the_naP well there’s right winger losers in the comments loving him for being « offensive »

    • @the_naP
      @the_naP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattbattaglia4694 Found another one with Asperger's.

  • @AfterSkool
    @AfterSkool ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Absolutely hilarious! Bravo!

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When one of my favourite youtubers is here

  • @dennisprivett5707
    @dennisprivett5707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Offensive, self boasting, deadpan texture, with a sweet & sour insulting yet self-deprecating flavor, garnished with an easily missed well-thought-out absolute brilliance. Compliments to the chef. If you're not already there you're going places, you have my subscription and share.

    • @pyramidion5911
      @pyramidion5911 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gay ass comment

    • @islandmaaan1115
      @islandmaaan1115 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally the BEST ive ever watched

    • @onemorecowswag
      @onemorecowswag ปีที่แล้ว

      you write like a white person lol

    • @devayonlett3321
      @devayonlett3321 ปีที่แล้ว

      F150

    • @PT_911
      @PT_911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bro.. that review ... 🔥

  • @allencheshire9316
    @allencheshire9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Respect. Dude leans into a set most couldn't do, legit good.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hell yea thanks man - sign up for my dumb email list and I’ll let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @FatAlan_
      @FatAlan_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus come to europe ya prick

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FatAlan_ fine i will

    • @FatAlan_
      @FatAlan_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus come to Cyprus (next level Europe) you'll make no money but I'll buy all the tickets

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FatAlan_ honestly. been a dream to go to Cyprus

  • @terrybingwa6506
    @terrybingwa6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    10/10 comedy. No filter. Love it!!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww - sign up for my dumb mailing list here - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @TheDrGoggles
      @TheDrGoggles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GeoffreyAsmus dude, this shit is hilarous. come to tulsa!!!

    • @aquireeverything9382
      @aquireeverything9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No filter, no lies

    • @keymianeal6117
      @keymianeal6117 ปีที่แล้ว

      3/5 wouldn't change a thing

    • @LiterallyCensoredDaily
      @LiterallyCensoredDaily ปีที่แล้ว

      Filters belong on cigarettes, which ironically enough, may also be considered "offensive" by some idiots.
      *lights an entire pack of Camel 99s

  • @schredda
    @schredda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Bro fucking killed on every. Single. Joke.
    Holy shit dude, genuinely one of the best sets I’ve ever watched, was crying laughing the whole way through

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Helllll yea. Thank you man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I perform near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @iatenailsforbreakfast8209
    @iatenailsforbreakfast8209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I genuinely woke up my entire family laughing watching this. you are so unbelievably funny dude

  • @Petrenko2012
    @Petrenko2012 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hilarious!! And the coolest old man in the audience "suck,slurp, or swallow" 😂

  • @MagneticMTB
    @MagneticMTB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Most wholesome dirty comedy I’ve heard in a long time.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      hahaha i like this description a lot

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perfetto🤌👌

  • @gavinbenes9172
    @gavinbenes9172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    that granpa's answer had me clapping to myself alone in my room lmaooooo

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sooooooo wild

    • @MagenRaquel
      @MagenRaquel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the comedian was not ready for that dirty talk lol, it was shocking!!

    • @sanudasa5652
      @sanudasa5652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

  • @ANTHONYTERRELL
    @ANTHONYTERRELL ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This was the most refreshing set of dark delicious courageous comedy of the old days! Thank you sir 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @ZachBarger
    @ZachBarger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Just discovered you recently. Finally, a Liberal comic who understands that comedy is comedy, and doesn't try to tiptoe around peoples' sensibilities the entire set. Absolutely love it!

  • @Ka_Gg
    @Ka_Gg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "If you're mad at that joke, then tell me who she plays for"
    Bahahaha fact! Nobody knows!

    • @PT_911
      @PT_911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @4:57, bloody hell he is relentless - I saw this comment and thought "oh that's an 11 minute joke....WRONG" 😂🤯😂

    • @Stanley_Streamer
      @Stanley_Streamer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He doesn't just offend,... he offends followed by facts and logical reasoning to heal the hurt that should have never existed in the first place!
      A true humanitarian humor the.rapist. if that's not funny, here's why it actually is..
      😱😂😭☠️

  • @taj6519
    @taj6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    This kind of comedy makes me think that we are going to be alright😂

    • @alannothnagle
      @alannothnagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen, brother!!!

    • @invntiv
      @invntiv ปีที่แล้ว

      The comedy rebound after all the woke politically correct bitches tried ruining it has been amazing. It’s truly the golden age of comedy. Cant wait til Rogan’s club opens in Austin

    • @LiterallyCensoredDaily
      @LiterallyCensoredDaily ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck Obama, this guy is the REAL "hope".

    • @brandonmesey5096
      @brandonmesey5096 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I with you

    • @Stanley_Streamer
      @Stanley_Streamer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Another humor therapist savior from mankind's nearly fatal descent into another dark age of cancel culture. The Karen's have retreated for now, licking their open sores like the psycho ninja kitties they are, rest not and be assured they'll be back for more of the red blood, the blood that can only bleed from the REAL.
      Stay Real,
      Stay Vigilant,
      Stay Funny AF!

  • @Igloo5555
    @Igloo5555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    You ripped that crowd a new asshole and left them pleasantly disturbed! Hahahaha hilarious set, man!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hell yea. Thanks man! Come to a show!

    • @noahquiles5791
      @noahquiles5791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was the worst way to say what we’re all thinking 😂😂😂

    • @iamamodel7
      @iamamodel7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And it has a five inch birthmark right next to it.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iamamodel7 😅😅😅

    • @jezzieb4995
      @jezzieb4995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best comedy ever this dude just crushed crushed crushed it. I will be following Cletus the fetus from now on I hope there's going to be a show near Boston sometime soon ✌️😂🤟

  • @alexwillis7980
    @alexwillis7980 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    This was the most consistently funny set I've seen since 2020. Laughed hysterically the whole time😂 Just a phenomenal job

  • @theharmburger3167
    @theharmburger3167 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    This comedian sounds like he spends all day on Reddit and 4Chan simultaneously

  • @apidas
    @apidas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I love NY crowd. they're the perfect combination of shocked and encouraging at the same time. like their inner daily issues finally has an outlet to come out.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      absolutely. best place to do comedy. a good mix of everyone

    • @G8tr1522
      @G8tr1522 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tampa has the same mix imo

  • @breadwatcher3908
    @breadwatcher3908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Holy shit man the killer jokes just kept going nonstop

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hell yea. Thank you! Come to a showwww

  • @zachcochran5738
    @zachcochran5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    This guy is gonna explode, original and nonstop hilarious

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you! Hope you're right. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @zachcochran5738
      @zachcochran5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GeoffreyAsmus done! Thanks again for laughs!!!

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus mailing list? what the hell year is it?

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @bevrosity unfortunately many comics are doing it again. Technology goes in circles

    • @bevrosity
      @bevrosity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus i live near chicago. looks like you're coming there soon!

  • @samuelosborn294
    @samuelosborn294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He totally got me off guard with the "oh my God it's just an abortion joke grow up, they can't."

  • @andrewswaray9473
    @andrewswaray9473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought comedians were scared to do comedy like this. So fucking funny lol

  • @tuxsito5704
    @tuxsito5704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    This is the strongest and tightest 16 minutes I've heard in a minute. This is legit impressive dude my hats off to you

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You heard 16 minutes in a minute? That is legit impressive dude, my hat's off to you.

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sebfox2194its an expression, “i havent seen you in a minute”, just means a while

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What type of hat were you wearing before you did that though. I mean the one that you were wearing before you took it off though.

  • @xxshaggydogxx
    @xxshaggydogxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This is going into my standup collection. definitely gonna rewatch at some point

  • @retrovelcro
    @retrovelcro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    It's always a good sign when most of the laughter from the set is uncomfortable and nervous laughter

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hahahaha 😅😅

    • @theviking8513
      @theviking8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@GeoffreyAsmus "The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal

    • @k1xnt
      @k1xnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of it has to be canned. So many unnecessary "OOOOooohhhhhssss"

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@k1xnt I don’t have the budget or time to add canned noises

    • @k1xnt
      @k1xnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GeoffreyAsmus then congratulations on finding the soyest room in America

  • @nilloc28
    @nilloc28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That was painful. I’ve never laughed for 16 min. with no breaks. 😂😂
    The jokes are great on their own but, the self affirmation and self deprecation, is such a combo.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hell yea. come to a showww

    • @PT_911
      @PT_911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@GeoffreyAsmus any tours planned for Australia 🦘??

  • @mrjogryne
    @mrjogryne ปีที่แล้ว +299

    The fact my wife didn't laugh once shows how hilarious this was lmaoo 😂😂

    • @TechReviewTom
      @TechReviewTom 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @luv_strawberriez
      @luv_strawberriez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      bro what 💀💀

    • @labiapharts
      @labiapharts 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Probably because we watched this at my place before she came home, she already knew 😂

    • @DRACO1ONER
      @DRACO1ONER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      sounds like horrible place to be at lmao praying 4 u

    • @silvergirl7810
      @silvergirl7810 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was laughing my laugh off so where does that put me? Hmmm 🤔

  • @ragnaroksangel
    @ragnaroksangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2779

    This guy is offensive as hell. I love it

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Haha hell yes

    • @SarahWells777
      @SarahWells777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Right?! You don’t want to laugh but he’s hilarious!..

    • @jsndude
      @jsndude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@SarahWells777 You don’t? … Who wouldn’t? Fuck the snowflakes, cuz you’re 100% right: he’s hilarious! People were howling with laughter for a reason. … alpha bud spittin fax up there 😂

    • @Rectiifyy
      @Rectiifyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Being offensive for the sake of it isn’t a good thing lol

    • @XxgoodbudsxX
      @XxgoodbudsxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Rectiifyy baby

  • @reginaldklewis
    @reginaldklewis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    He's an instant automatic favorite for me it can only get better from here

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @dudefire
    @dudefire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    This guy is hilarious man every single joke BANGS. Laughed through the entire set. Can't wait to see more!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yea man. Come to a show! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @CARUNNERUP
    @CARUNNERUP 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The self affirmations have me crying laughing

  • @user-cd6vy2jg6f
    @user-cd6vy2jg6f หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The misdirection for the punchline of the bit at 9:02 was legendary holy shit

    • @ghostliver
      @ghostliver 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly one of the best jokes I've ever heard

  • @kellikakes81
    @kellikakes81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This was so "ignantly" hilarious 🤣. I love how he kept pumping himself up like, "man you guys are getting some great comedy. "

  • @johnnyvalentino8720
    @johnnyvalentino8720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “You can’t be an altar boy anymore” 😭😭😭

  • @slavkodesik855
    @slavkodesik855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    First time seeing him, world class!
    Content, timing, transitions... If he keeps it up he'd be one of the greats for sure. Enjoyed every bit!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Please don't gas me up so much. I'll try not to let you down. Also sign up for my mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @Firenmage433
      @Firenmage433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better self assured posture that translates in an auditorium and he’d kill it.

  • @Michael-wn3rh
    @Michael-wn3rh ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was so good. I love the constant confidence for some reason - cracked me up. "That was a great joke. I know."

  • @justthepip
    @justthepip ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Let's end on a banger but I've already given you your money's worth" lolllll

  • @Strahbaerie
    @Strahbaerie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Bravo.
    I love how he immediately congratulates HIMSELF for making a joke. 😆 🤣

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If I’m not laughing why should they 😅

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The old man with the sex talk didn't hesitate to give an example because he was embarrassed, but because he wanted to protect us. A true gentleman.

  • @enjoixander
    @enjoixander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Yeah, you need your own Netflix special. You manage to be hilarious while taking jabs at everyone. The world needs this kind of comedy!

  • @jeremybertram5575
    @jeremybertram5575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    We need more comedians like this. Stunning and brave. 🤣

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    One of the best I've heard in a while. He has that Dave Atell rapid fire killer joke delivery. Very good set.

  • @SurfTheSkyline
    @SurfTheSkyline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "LEXI!" left me dying hahaha, this whole set was the hardest I have laughed in a very long time

  • @rynothealbinoryno
    @rynothealbinoryno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    very self deprecating and not scared to go after everyone, and he’s unpredictable with his comedy. very fresh, love this guy.

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Take the whole league buddy”
    😂😂😂

  • @dkwanarts669
    @dkwanarts669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If Southpark was a comedian- it’s this guy

  • @ThatGuillermo
    @ThatGuillermo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "tell me who she plays for" is stellar

  • @LazyEinstein
    @LazyEinstein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This guy teeters the line of inappropriate and offensive just enough to make you uncomfortable but laugh your ass off in a way you haven't in a long time.
    A new hero has emerged.

  • @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd
    @LetsBuild_withBabyByrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE!!!" holy shit, I choked on my lunch 😂☠️

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hell yea. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @snappertrx
    @snappertrx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This guy: "Let me just throw out every offensive thing I can think of."
    The crowd: It's super effective! 😆

  • @pudimdecana51
    @pudimdecana51 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What a brilliant set! His pacing, his smugness, the sheer hubris… everything well put together! Great!!

  • @BrendanTietz
    @BrendanTietz ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Holy fuck this is one of the best sets I’ve ever heard. I was supposed to be asleep 30 mins ago but I can’t stop laughing

  • @seifer447
    @seifer447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Incredible set. I love the rapid punchlines, the "offensive humor", and the 'that was a great joke' lines. Man, you are phenominal.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you! Come out to a show

  • @MadManBovary
    @MadManBovary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    It’s not offensive - it’s brash and blunt and most importantly comedy! Love this set

  • @rallycastro6617
    @rallycastro6617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    THIS GUY IS THE HERO WE NEED!!!!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahaha come out to a show! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @greenleaftreefrog
    @greenleaftreefrog หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Holy crap. That was freaking amazing. I could watch an hour of that anytime.❤

  • @PT_911
    @PT_911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @4:09... You warned us with "let's try this"... Dtill fugging got me 😂🤯😂

  • @KentuckyJasmonster
    @KentuckyJasmonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Geoffrey, my dude, you are on your way to being one of the greatest comedians ever if you keep this quality of comedy up. sincerely congrats and keep shaking shit up! salute from Atlanta homie.

  • @NEH85
    @NEH85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My guy is out here teaching people how to have a sense of humor. Frickin hilarious man really well done, but you already know that.

  • @mattmcmadden1933
    @mattmcmadden1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Saw you open for Mark Normand and you killed it. Became an instant fan

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hell yea dude. in KC or Detroit?

    • @mattmcmadden1933
      @mattmcmadden1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GeoffreyAsmus Detroit (Royal Oak)

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mattmcmadden1933 awesome. those shows were so fun. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm coming back to Detroit! - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @mattmcmadden1933
      @mattmcmadden1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GeoffreyAsmus done!

    • @MrColdwilliam
      @MrColdwilliam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shit, this guy and Mark Normand must've been an incredible show

  • @vianeyboruel504
    @vianeyboruel504 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg this was all too much and pure perfection. One hit after the other. Hard to do insult comedy and switch between self deprication and complete narcissism. Brilliantly done! Loved it

  • @rubenp307
    @rubenp307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "ITS JUST DEAD LIBERALS" Holy Shit, best joke of 2022. Cant wait to see more from this guy

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yea! thanks man. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @SkilledApple
    @SkilledApple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Wow this set slayed! The callback to catholicism in your bathroom joke was unexpected and hilarious. I'm definitely subscribing and can't wait to see more Alpha male level comedy!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hell yea! thanks. Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when im performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

    • @mattbrooks8406
      @mattbrooks8406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GeoffreyAsmus wth is an "International Postal Code"? If you don't need it in your email form you should nix it

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattbrooks8406 it’s for these damn Canadians

    • @mattbrooks8406
      @mattbrooks8406 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Geoffrey Asmus consider changing it to "Canadian postal code (optional)".
      Btw, really great set. Although you stole one of those jokes from my notes app.

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “It skips a generation” 😂😂😂😂

  • @musanetesakupwanya1050
    @musanetesakupwanya1050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Geez..! I feel like I just stumbled upon a gold mine!! Alpha comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was incredible!

  • @karansingh0927
    @karansingh0927 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn the joke at 13:30
    Holy crap, absolutely brilliant joke!!!!!!! Dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Adnan.Ahmed.
    @Adnan.Ahmed. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Props to you for not changing your style to please those who get offended too easily, pure comedy, truly awesome and enjoyed the entire thing. Great job!

  • @GeoffreyAsmus
    @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Hey guys thanks for watching my dumb comedy - if you like this please subscribe and sign up for my mailing list - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - to find out when I'm performing near you.
    Got upcoming in every god forsaken city in America. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
    Also let me know where I should tour next. Thanks again to all my fellow alphas for watching.

    • @colinclements7436
      @colinclements7436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This set was seriously amazing dude, please keep it up and I can't wait to see you perform in person!

    • @2hard2knock
      @2hard2knock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing material!! Clever writing!! We wanna hear more from you!!! Great job!! 😂😂😂

    • @Cosmic.Origin.exe.
      @Cosmic.Origin.exe. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo this was funny ah

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have not laughed this much in ages, Geoffrey, and I should be offended at _all of it._ Never stop, you are one in a million.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trublgrl 😅😅😅

  • @AKZMusic123
    @AKZMusic123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I did an incredible job have a goodnight". DECEASED

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha Hell yea man. Thanks so much! Subscribe to my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m performing near ya - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @rogsolaris7411
    @rogsolaris7411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is off the chain, the audience is nonstop cackling, love it. Brings such joy.

  • @djdivix
    @djdivix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best 15 I’ve seen in awhile- A+😂

  • @KibaWolf04
    @KibaWolf04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Oh my God I have never seen a skit by this guy before but he is pure genius. The comedy writing was fantastic! I could not stop laughing and the wit and the tie-ins were fantastic! I really hope he does a show in Vegas so I can come see him live

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you! I hope to be in Vegas this year. Sign up for my dumb email list and I'll let you know when I'm performing there - eepurl.com/h_HMIX - Thanks!

    • @bigploppa154
      @bigploppa154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed. as someone who doesnt associate with either major political party in the US, his take on politics is very refreshing. it gets annoying seeing people only complain about the right or the left when theyre both major hypocrites

  • @Oceanfreak6
    @Oceanfreak6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My God, this man is bringing back offensive comedy!
    Thank you so much for the laughter 💙

  • @L4rceny
    @L4rceny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is one of the funniest sets I've ever seen. I was hollerin from beginning to end.

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love to hear that. Thanks for watching. Come to a show some time. Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @samnewton8013
    @samnewton8013 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Saw this guy a year or so ago, he’s become an exponentially funnier man in such a short time. Love it. Very talented.

  • @ToxicAvengerX
    @ToxicAvengerX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOL "And if your mad at the joke, tell me who she plays for"

  • @choppingpenguin
    @choppingpenguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Aggressive, abrasive, self deprecating, and FUNNY AS HELL! That was an amazing set!

    • @Schmuni
      @Schmuni ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also self-congratulatory. He got it all!

  • @Rpodnee
    @Rpodnee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That was hilarious. This dude is exactly what comedy needs right now.

  • @eggmanslimz
    @eggmanslimz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This dude is just amazing like you can see his skill within his hilarity! 10/10 can’t wait to see more of this guy!

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you! Come to a show! Sign up for my dumb mailing list and I'll let you know when I'm in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

  • @christopherdavis2350
    @christopherdavis2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Your rampant confidence is hilarious. 😂

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont tell anyone but its all fake

  • @tiash_al_ansaree
    @tiash_al_ansaree ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're definitely my most favorite comedian right now. I literally binged on all your sets when I discovered you through this clip. Keep doing what you're doing, sir.

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fire -a-minute. Def keeping you in stitches, love it ❤

  • @BobbyLightBlue
    @BobbyLightBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy is the real deal…funny af. He’s going places.

  • @ZumaZoom07
    @ZumaZoom07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I clicked for body positivity and stayed for everything else that made me forget i clicked for buddy positivity because it was all so good

  • @geminiaxelrod4592
    @geminiaxelrod4592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMG!!! I love how dude didn't give a single f*(k the whole set!!! Offensive as hell, but absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

    • @GeoffreyAsmus
      @GeoffreyAsmus  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha thank you! Love to hear that

  • @JackSather
    @JackSather ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeeze he had that crowd ROLLING with laughter, you’re a beast!

  • @alextotheroh8071
    @alextotheroh8071 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You are absolutely killin' it dude. It was so great to see you at the Cellar a few weeks ago! Can't wait to see you again!

  • @kungfuvampire
    @kungfuvampire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Refreshing to see this level of unfiltered raunch. Super funny. ❤❤❤❤❤ keep it up please 🙏🏽

  • @smexyapman
    @smexyapman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This dude is amazing. He pulls off the self depricating better than I have ever seen it.

  • @b1_ferg
    @b1_ferg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bangers end to end. Loved it! Subscribed. Let's get you famous. I'm going to be over here doing my part laughing and you can do ... the rest of it. Cool? Cool.

  • @frequentsee3815
    @frequentsee3815 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hard-hitting & swift jokes without becoming monotonous in tonality.
    Excellent set.

  • @SN-mf9gw
    @SN-mf9gw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This has been the first stand up set in a LONglG time that has actually made me laugh out loud