Stephen Colbert Returns With A Message: America, You Got This.
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- Our host Stephen Colbert returns with "A Late Show," shot in the comfort of his home, and answers the question on everyone's mind: suit or no suit? #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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His daughter did an A+ job on that makeup. He's never looked better!
Literally went to the comments to say this.
Plus a million for the epic makeup job she did!
Yeah, if this is any indication of her usual work, she could be a professional make up artist...
Hire her!
My thoughts exactly. He looked so much better.
You look just fine. We don't care about how you look, we need your jokes and humor. You wear whatever makes you feel good and comfortable for you. We love you and miss you.
Yes!! This is the comment I should have made.
Dunno man...I like the suit 🤷🏾♂️
Amen! I just couldn't find the words . . .. . I'm so happy that you did! Be safe out there :)
Pinakin Patel His daughter should keep doing his makeup!
@@rebecca8525 👏
I think we should be able to Zoom the audience into Stephen’s home. Keep the suit. I’m so glad we still have you. Needed the laughs.
The band too
He could wear anything he wants.. one of few that deservingly privileged. Cuz he rocks!
They have youtube live....lmao have you ever been on a zoom meeting? Is hard to communicate with 3+ people let alone 100s of thousands hahaha
"If this hospital's a rockin'... that's because it's a boat." 4:09AM lols.
Stephen's son as the cameraman and his daughter as a makeup artist. This is one good way to keep them busy.
His daughter is 25
A humble little message. I'll be good..
Stephen Bartholomew Colbert.. You're late!
But it is very good to see you.
#dressasyoulike.. dress the most comfortable you like.. wear a dress if it gives you that liberty.. even discover more comfortable clothes.... just don't wear awful and painful stuff just for my pleasure.. that isn't cool.
Respect the virus and other natural factors... Don't Panic ✌🧙♂️
Love, respect. Thank you!
#stopdressinginsomethingyoudonotlikejustcuzsomeonetoldyouIdemandit.. please
Also send the front line forces saving lives.. putting they're own in danger.. for all our.. .
Send them 42%bigger retirement funding. And now.. increased salary by 10% these days wouldn't hurt. Respect!
.. I double dare you.. I dare my self.. I'll take a few % hit each month for the rest of my life.. to boost they're morale and be fair.
Love casual and the dog...
They're either very disciplined, because you don't hear them laughing at his jokes, or they're like many children who don't find daddy's jokes funny anymore. My husband feels his pain.
Also.. don't forget about crucial head fix.. experts.. Aaaalrighty thEn. Thank you. Or in the words.of.that gentleman in that movie... "do it".
th-cam.com/video/qLrnkK2YEcE/w-d-xo.html
Hire your daughter, your makeup has never looked so good. You look younger and thinner.
Jorge Luis yes hire your daughter
I agree.
No Nepotism pleaee
@@zurinarctus1329 he's not a politician
Cyrus The HoonDing 🤣🤣
Makeup is impressive! And I like the suit. Looking more and more professional by the day.
#SUITUP !! Looking great, Mr. Colbert! 😏👌🏼 Greetings from Germany! Keep up the good work and the motivating Inputs! Wish you all the best! ✊🏼
I’d love to see more of your house, books, dog, artwork, family... as much as you’re comfortable with. Casual clothes are fine!
You go Stephen !! *thumbs up*
Best Colbert Monologue Fucking Ever 10/10
Wear a suit... we love you Stephen
I prefer the suit. did the same myself. Reminds me that normal is right around the corner.
Love these home shows because I like to examine the books in the background. First observation: no paperbacks. Second observation: no Tolkien books.
Finland has only 5.5.mill inhabitants, yet they quote these numbers: "At the worst of the epidemic, around 100,000 healthcare workers need to be protected daily. When each of them changes protective equipment (mask) at least once a day, 200,000 protective equipment is used in Finland daily.
- In one hundred days, about 20 million protective gear goes out. So we're talking about the need for tens of millions of them. It is essential that the central government procures them in sufficient numbers.
Of course, there are many more people to be protected, including home and social workers, police, grocery stores, and so on.
"
20 000 masks dayiy!
I like the suit without the bathtub 🤣
The makeup is good. :) #suit 'whatever you do don't kiss a nurse.. ' ..lol.. what did I just watch.. great..
You look great Stephen
Keep wearing your suit #suitornosuit
I was hella impressed with the quality until 2:50. Nice recovery, though. Makeup looks great, suit looks great, but I liked the back-patio-casual as well, for a change. (Had to leave a comment because that perfect 7000 was buggin' me.)
Love it brother! It suits you :)
I personally want to see Stephen doing monologues in increasingly improbable locations (such as while cleaning his house’s gutters) while wearing a full suit
Lol
I vote suit...but only if it's a old-timey one piece mens striped bathing suit
YES
I want him to his “Meanwhile” in those locations. 😀😀
Stephen: "A late show brought to you live from my attic. Time to dust off some vintage comedy. Corona virus isn't the only reason you need a mask..."
The fact that Stephen is making these jokes while facing his children makes it so much better.
Looks like his children are not little kids anymore
Do not confuse this with himym... Bob Saget already freaked me the fuck out with his performance there. Blue comedy indeed
He has three children and the youngest is 18.
I'd say his kids are inoculated against this if not the virus.
They're not really finding it funny
I love his kids NOT laughing at his jokes
Kids never think their parents are cool 😎
That's because they're not his jokes...
A J I'm guessing he rehearsed so many times that even if they found it funny, it passed lol
They just too bored of their dad's jokes
I can’t be the only one who wants a tour of Stephen’s bookshelf.
Those are all VHS'
Jk😃
Yes! I'm deeply curious about his book shelf. We need to know. In fact maybe he could show us some of his favourites.
Or at least his LotR collection.
OMG YES I was thinking this the whole time LOL
I spot the Daily Show's first book "America" in there!
KEEP WEARING THE SUIT
it kinda perks me up after seeing absolutely everyone in sweats
Yeeesss
I agree
Absolutely - The Suit and the Dog.
Sounds like an English pub.
@@ianmacfarlane1241 🤣 Yes, it does! I like it!
Same lmao
I think this is great. There’s something refreshing about the personalization of these shows. Seeing people’s homes, dogs, families is endearing.
You'll get tired of if soon enough
@@Ruintheus okay boomer
@@Ruintheus Your TH-cam handle is spot-on.
@@RhodianColossus ok coomer
Trust the internet to twist a sweet comment into something negative. 😒
76,000 nurses, in just NY, have stepped up and volunteered their services.
McConnell said if nurses get more money in unemployment than they get working, they'll never go back to work.
McConnell needs to be put on unemployment.
So he is asking for them to get a raise? Or is he asking to abolish social service so the USA can finally have slaves again?
How about we put him into jail? Not just unemployment, the guy is rich.
Your politicians are deranged.
TOUCHE!!! It's Time To Go!
McConnell knows from experience. He's on the government dole and isn't interested in working...
put his family on bereavement
your daughter slayed the makeup game. So natural and nice
No Cheeto at all!
Very lifelike! Easy on the bronzer, a MUCH lighter touch with the blush than the artist on Colbert Report 👍🦅
@@legolwa Actually, when Stephen got embarrassed, he turned when, kinda Cheeto-ish when his dog got out of control.
Makeup looks spot on 👍 Awesome job
Good Job on the make-up.
Does anyone else feel a huge sense of comfort watching Stephen? I don't think I've smiled this hard in front of my computer screen since quarantine began..
Yes! I didn't realize how much I missed him.
Charmaine L are these late shows actually airing the videos on the TV network?
@@dudeomfgstfux I'm not sure, there are times when he says "we're broadcasting" so its possible?
Has anyone checked on John Stewart lately? How's he going to get by under Stephens Desk if he's not there to feed him every once in a while?
Tundra14 lol so true.. lol John steward has a TH-cam ?
Don't worry, he has a whole farm down there.
i like someone left him a head of lettuce and topped off the water bottle.
Teleporters. They were in Area 51.
I thought he was living in a cabin in the woods with the “Stephen Colbert” character from the Colbert Report.
Steven, I'm not even American and I've missed you like hell. You are an island of calm in this crazy pandemic world. Looove ya!
steven?
Same here, Stephen! Love from Brazil
NiniHallow ditto from Australia
Ditto from 🇨🇦.
Greetings from France!
His daughter did an impressive job on his makeup...
Yes! I thought he looked especially fresh faced and vigorous.
lord pimpington I agree.
lord pimpington I didn't.
I adore the realness: your son's hand, daughter doing your makeup, and the 🐕. Wear what you want. We love ya💚
Stephen, we just love seeing you. Dress however you're most comfortable.
This is really wholesome and not at all what I was expecting
This is from a former Hollywood makeup artist: your daughter did a very good job, really.
Yes she did, looked very professional
Hollywood, eh? Somebody get that broad on the phone
Pj Lewis
Boooo
Stephen: "Don't chew on the electrical cord." His dog is still a very good boy, though.
OMG that was freaking hilarious
He also said, "it's not his fault". Adorable. Of course, it isn't his fault, Hims a baby. 😊
All dogs are good dogs.
For starters, the only motivations dogs have are food, love, and safety.
@@jonathanraithel5726 True of most people.
Can we just appreciate that Stephen says 'thank you' to a member of his family, and it was heartfelt.
"America, you got this."
Indeed, America got it more than any other country.
Please god just lockdown the entire country....its the heights
Hey! America? Which? North or South? And you think something funny about this?
Guðmundur Ingi Guðmundsson do you mean north/South America as like continents? Or like north/south USA?
ha HA 😭😂
Bishnupriya Lock Trump, yeah!
That small segment with the dog and having his family help him film, that's the kind of wholesomeness I needed in my life right now.
I'd like to see a Mr. Rogers cardigan on Stephen. I think he could pull it off.
Seconded!
Definitely!
+Archie Alvarado ~ Seth Meyers wore one last week. Strange times. :-D
now this i could get behind
Archie Alvarado *Blasphemous, sir* ! Only one man can don a cardigan and that is the gloriousness us mortals only know as Mister Rogers. Leave his effervescent legacy in peace! 😁
If I didn't already love The Late Show enough... this was just perfect. Between the attempt at normalcy that failed immediately with the dog, and the fact that Stephen still paused for applause/laughter... just perfect. I laughed my whole way through it. As a side note, every time I read a Trump tweet these days, I do it in Stephen's Trump voice.
#NoSuit Go for something wild: try a new outfit everyday: Tux, tennis outfit, wedding dress... the options are endless.
I 'd like to see Steven wearing a thong.
Thor with a belt of toilet paper
How about Maui's leaf skirt thing from "Moana"? Tee gee!
U S am imagining the wearing nothing outfit...canada just voted unanimously..❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦
Yes, do a young Sheldon intro on this, switch it up! Gandolf....🤔
Everytime Trump opens his mouth I remember:
Duct tape is silver, silence is golden.
Just a vile and disgusting human being. Duct tape would just be a start.
and Orange is BS.
Everytime Biden opens his mouth he forgets what hes talking about... I'll take trump thanks
@Harold Ladino so wishing pain and suffering on fellow countrymen is in now? Good to know.
☝ this quote is on target! can i borrow?
This is like every teacher currently trying to run lessons online with their pets and kids, equipment and tech issues!
LMAO 😂👍
Glad I retired from teaching before this president....!!!!
Yes! This is so incredibly accurate
I like the suit, please!
I am French. I like America a lot. If you care lol
Stay safe Americans, we love you.
snappy 🖐 best wishes, France!
The way I see it France is our mother, Britain is our father, and we're the jerk son who inherited the western world stage. Stay healthy Maman!
French also like Jerry Lewis. Uhhhh...
Yes we do care and we love you back. 😷
Australia does too...where the second cousins....nobody really understands us, but we get shit done somehow lol...oh, and we know how to put out a big fire too
I am surprised we didn't hear his son and daughter laughing at his jokes. Although, they might view them as Dad jokes.
I think I may have heard their eyes rolling. Dad jokes will do that.
@@mondoshredder5783 i just want a camera on them to see how they cringe watching their dad do comedy 😂😂😂😂😂
They probably had to sit through rehearsals so they'd know what was coming. They may also have suggested some jokes. That could be a whole segment: "Jokes my kids wrote for me."
"Actually", interjects random internet person, "Stephen has a staff of writers who put together the monologue and come up with the jokes".
They probably do not think he is funny like we do. You know how kids are?
Why do I get the feeling that trump was the "somebody" in that story who didn't realize there was so many countries in the world.
Generic American because he's always talking about himself in the third person. It was definitely him. Our president doesn't know how many countries there are.
The coronavirus COVID-19 is affecting 200 countries and territories around the world and 2 international conveyances: the Diamond Princess cruise ship harbored in Yokohama, Japan, and the Holland America's MS Zaandam cruise ship. Long live Super Genius!
Because he is the idiot in the story
that's exactly what i was thinking
It's probably because you are now far more familiar with his work than you'd ever wanted to be.
Not to laugh at difficulties, but chasing after the dog and cursing up a storm was so funny.
In Spain we're in our 3rd week of shut down. We clap to thank the doctors and nurses that are on the front line, at every day at 8pm. Then our Town Hall puts on some music on the loud speakers untill 10pm so that we feel connected even though we're isolated. Stay safe people!
Never realized how handsome he is until now. Your daughter did a great job.
I have always thought he was handsome, lol! She did do great, didn't she?
I always thought he was handsome, too; ever since I saw him do that scene on The Daily Show where he, Jon Stewart, and Steve Carell pose like models with their shirts off.
It took you this long?!
Pictures I've seen of him in his early 20s, Stephen was hot! He looks totally different, almost unrecognizable.
She really did a good job. Girl knows her stuff 👍
Totally sure it was weird doing makeup for her father.
Your make-up looks too natural. She needs to do a crappier job.
(.... seriously though. You look way better like this.)
Suit or sweats either. I actually like these shows bare bones from home. They are very uplifting and sincere and quite wonderful.
Thank you 🙏
Yes, and I don't miss the laughs of the audience.
This was 💯. Benny + A family-produced show + Giggles in the background + Stephen in a suit with no shoes on + Fighting the good fight with resolve and staying INside. We need this. Thank you, #ColbertFam for putting this together for us. You're all appreciated, especially Benny.
Your daughter did a GREAT job with the make up. I've seen some other late night hosts who did it themselves and... 😬
Name some names!
Benny is the most adorable guest you've ever had.
"... They're working inhuman hours, under terrible conditions, to save our lives. So every night, at 7pm, to show their appreciation, New Yorkers have done this..."
And every day, around 5-ish, Donnie shows his appreciation, by accusing them of lying about the need for medical supplies.
Can someone just guillotine him already. The world would be so much better off.
New Yorkers are infecting liberals at rates unheard of... you love to see it. Hug those Chinese more.
Trump is so vile and twisted. This orange needs to be squeezed!.
he should also look in to France the are using 40 million masks each week something is going on there too, god damn he's retarded
Exactly DISGUSTING!!!
I like the suit, Stephen gives the feeling there's some normalcy.
I like you.Sue a suit.
Definitely a yes on the suit. Brings a sense of normalcy.
but at the same time if he doesnt wear a suit its ok, i like him, not the suit
You’re such a natural Stephen. We are actually LOVING this version of the show! Please keep up the good work. Oh and loving the suit. All the best, from the UK
Usually a suit but every once in a while I hope you wear the following:
Mr. Rogers’s Cardigan and loafers
A series of cozy themed onesies
Full Denim (Canadian Tuxedo) #SuitOrNoSuit
Yes to the double denim!!
A pug or unicorn onesie would be cute.😆
Yes I Agree With all suggestions
Different outfits Everytime 😂👍🏼
I really REALLY want a Mr. Rogers cardigan day. Can I suggest a segment of clips where Mr Rogers says comforting things? We need Mr Rogers more than ever now. He said a wonderful thing once about looking for the helpers in a time of crisis. I don't remember it exactly, but the idea is very moving and comforting; don't concentrate on the scary things, but instead focus on appreciating the people helping.
Yes to Mister Rogers’ cardigan!!! I also want Stephen to show us himself tying his shoes.
You killed me with the hand sanitizing evil genius laugh
It's the only way to stop... the *VIRUS!*
Having to stay at home and not socialise with people is every introvert's dream come true.
CJFerg81 yeah but we do it anyway
I discovered my lifestyle is called “quarantine “
Embrace your agoraphobia! 🤓
Keyla Mojica lmao me too
please stay away from my dreams
Either you're really rested, or your daughter did a better job on your makeup than the pros!
Comedians' families laughing when things go wrong, but not at any of the jokes, is the nectar of life in these dark times.
Timestamp?
They probably heard the jokes a 1000 times when he rehearsed.
"2500 Americans have died"... Oh dear. I feel so bad for ourselves a year ago, knowing what was to come...
Accusing medical workers of stealing PPE - every day that pos keeps being awful
Every time you think he can't say something more ignorant, he just does. He's so inhuman he literally makes me cry.
His daughter actually did fantastic job with his makeup
Is that who is doing his makeup, I want to seee
I was gonna say, I work in the industry and I’ve seen far worse from “professional” MUAs.
The suit is like the late night hosts suit of armor just doesn’t feel right without I think.
ẞiz003p lol wpp
So agree, of not at least it's an illusion that everything is alright. And I really don't want these segments to go away anytime soon. Keep the suit and keep the humor up
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Ugh, I felt bad for thinking it, but I'm glad I'm not the only one. And anyway, by this time, he probably wants to wear it just to feel normal again. Besides, he looks freakin' phenomenal in one, I've always thought he was dreamy in a nice suit. 💗😏
Stephen: Please never leave us in our time of need ever again.
Also, I'm going to wear scrubs to work tomorrow even though our dermatology office is closed - while I call patients. Thanks for the inspiration. I mean when at work... Make it feel like work?
Concurring from the home office!!!!!
March has been the longest 6 months of my life
Six years!
Wait until you see April and Come Out your home 60 years older....
6 months. .. you lucky duck.
Suit Stephen.... makes us feel like we are back to our nightly schedule after a long day at work. Thanks for making it all a bit more bearable.🙏🙏
It’s comforting to know that during this time of crisis Americans are united by one thing: That no one gets what’s going on in Donald Trump’s brain
Trump has a brain ???
Normal people find it hard to comprephend, but clinical psychiatrists know exactly what's going on. He's a pathological narcissist.
sadly, i have relatives who actually believe he's doing a good job.
It's more no one wants to know what's going on in his brain
I blame syphilis.
That's like asking the square-root of batman. It simply doesn't parse.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." Unless it's Trump, then it's definitely both.
YukiTombo That’s fitting
YukiTombo L😂L!!!
The makeup is great, and I like the suit. The suit tricks my mind into believing that everything is "ok" again, as in back to normal, even though we really know we are a long, long, long way from NORMAL.
Since late night hosts are essentially just vloggers now, Stephen, we need a house tour.
We need to see his morning routine as well.
YES
thank you for the laugh :D
Yees
Honestly I really like the suit. It gives a sense of normalism in a depressing and crazy time.
I was somewhat disappointed he wasn't wearing beach shorts when he stood up to sort out the dog.
His daughter did a phenomenal job in his make-up! He looks just the way he does on the show.
Just imagine Stephen's kids watching him do the sexy Captain Doctor MD bit.
🤦🏼♀️🤣
He has three kids and the youngest is 18.
Face palming & resigned sighs amidst "can't be helped" smiles must be a regular at home.
Agreed - someone should be sharing that video of the kids faces - family drama is the best. Like when Dr Fauci face palms during Trumps tirades 😄
@@CharleneCTX And I'm pretty sure his eldest is the same age as some of his staff lol
Makes me feel like things are normal(?) when you wear a suit.
No joke, that cheering from New Yorkers had me in happy tears. That is such a moving and compassionate thing for those people to do. Just... wow. ;3;
I saw a sign near me (west coast) saying remember to cheer at 7pm
Maybe we could all do it
Indeed! That was heart wrenching but at the same time, a testament to the real character and value of people. There is still a little humanity left in us! Let us reach out to one another during these difficult times. Be safe Midnight Sonnet!
Lots of people love to paint us NYC folks as assholes. Nothing could be further from the truth. We are a city of people from every part of the world and every walk of life and we are unified. That scares the crap out of small town Americans. We aren't afraid of each other.
We've been doing it here in Barcelona, too. It's also a way to all feel joined together for a few minutes every day.
Please talk about us "essential" employees putting ourselves in the path of danger every day to sell you groceries or prescriptions or cash your check or sell you PET SUPPLIES for god's sake. Yesterday I had a lady LICK HER FINGERS before handing me money. I would love to see a late night host talk about those of us who are still working during this pandemic (making minimum wage in many cases). We're out and about in the thick of it dealing with people who don't realize/don't acknowledge the danger and think it's a media hoax. Yes we "still have a job" but to me and the 15 people that I employ, our health comes first. I'd rather take that unemployment check than deal with thousands in medical bills when I and my loved ones get sick. Just maybe....acknowledge that.
I work in an international hotel and I have to be at work cuz we do have people in quarantine at the hotel. Thank you for the job you do.
Absolutely. People working in grocery stores. pharmacies, pet supplies, and more, should be more than acknowledged; you should be lionized. The nation is dependent on your services, and every day we are grateful to you, every one. We should be doing our parts to help you stay well: wearing masks and NOT licking our fingers, touching our faces, or paying in cash.
I definitely appreciate all the work you do in these trying times, and I'm so sorry that you had to deal with that lady because eww >m
A Grocery person here. My problem is being around other employees that do not understand the concept of social distancing. I interact with many because of tight spaces we work in. Roll the dice everyday
I'm not American but I hope this will lead to raising the minimum wage. Anyone who is considered 'essential' should be able to support themselves on their wages.
Poor Stephen. It must be so hard to do the show without the audience. I hope he knows we really are still laughing.
"Somebody said to me today that wasn't in this particular world they didn't know that we had that many countries." Trump is the somebody that didn't know there were that many countries. And fun fact: There are even more than that.
He's also not in this particular world
@@no_peace Hahaha...good one..! 😀😀
The coronavirus COVID-19 is affecting 200 countries and territories around the world and 2 international conveyances: the Diamond Princess cruise ship harbored in Yokohama, Japan, and the Holland America's MS Zaandam cruise ship.
he's usually the last to know
Exactly lmao 😂
*Stephen just redefined the meme: "Ok boomer".*
#Suit This made me smile, & reminded me that some things stay the same for a reason: To remind us that we DO "got this". (BTW, seriously, hire your daughter!!😍)✌
"That'll do, boomer."
I was more like, "thanks boomer"
Give it 15 minutes
oh no he sounds like he misses his audience.
honey we're right here
Am i the only one who likes these late shows better without the audiences? 😂
Hmmmm. What happened to his writers?
Dianne Sumida the writers are also working from home and just emailing in jokes or whatever
Lacking prompted laughter and applause? Sign me the fuck up!
They're WAY better in my opinion.
What a total hysterical mess, Colbert! We need your humor through these trying times! 😊
I love this guy He puts his family first
And treats his wife with respect
Even the dog is cute
Stephen’s Daughter: Love the makeup girl! And Stephen: wear the casual clothes - I haven’t worn pants in days.
"You got this" is probably not the best slogan in a pandemic.
Best comment so far.
@Simple Things: Best reaction to the best comment, so far.
Yeah, more than likely we've *all* got this.
Daughter did s great job on the makeup. Next time: Smokey Eye!! 😁
Yees
Stephen, I can't watch anymore news clips of trump. Can we talk about something else? Burnt out on trump bs.
D Lemon on his CNN show said much the same thing.
Alas... those footage is out only insight on what instructions the Federal responders are receiving
me neither..that voice and that face repulse me to the core
Appreciating how Benny gets into trouble right after Stephen says he’s so well behaved🤣🤣🤣
I love how excited Trump gets when he learns a thing. He wants to tell everyone because the thought never occurs to him that he's the only person on the planet who didn't know that thing.
Yeah, he always tried to make it look like it was "someone" who just learned - so shameless and transparent.
He's actually informing a special group of people...
He calls them, his supporters...
Thank you! Exactly!
The Presidential version of "asking for a friend".
He doesn't stop and think whether telling the fact would be good for him. If reporters ask questions, "Why can't you be more positive?" Translation: "You should smile more!"
I need to see you in a suit and your daughter's makeup is perfect under, how do I say, house arrest lighting? Seriously, all positive critiques. I appreciate the casual Stephen for short term but seeing you in a suit, at least Mon-Thurs gives me a sense of normalcy that I need and pride in myself even though my health care, non-essential, practice is closed and I must dress for something like you. Thank you for your tele-late-night-comedy diligence!!
Suit for most of the show
and then a more casual "Meanwhile" segment!
Heather Conway yes, exactly. Need more of this.
I reckon a orange jump suit
😋
you can dress up...WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A TOTALLY ANTI-FUN BANKER, as secret-conservative Colbert always does... by choice!
He dressed like Trump! YUCK!
@@dumpygoodness4086 Nah, Stephen's suits are perfectly tailored to fit his body, & he looks sharp & stylish wearing them! As for tRump, despite spending big bucks on his suits, he looks at best like (as my favorite uncle used to say) Joe Shit, the rag man, in them!! His appearance suggests that he gets his suits from the Big & Tall stores' dumpsters, that his "bronzer" make-up is $2 Maybelline foundation, & his hair stain is the FD&C yellow 5/McCormick's yellow dye, or he wears the world's most horrid toupee.
This is literally just a dad trying trying to make his family laugh alongside an imagined audience.
You are watching... or you just in his imagination
Being stuck at home with you as a dad would be incredible 💛 Everytime I watch your shows I laugh so much I get a belly ache.
Thank you so much for the laughter there’s not much of it here in London. #stayhomestaysafe 💛
Wow, you look more handsome! Home makeup better than at the Sullivan. April 30 is the new date. Stay home but don’t forget us. We need you Colbert.
;w; This new version of the show is a literal lifeline for so many people.
Thank you everyone for continuing to do your best with the cards we're all being dealt.