Most Humiliating Ways To Get Expelled From School?! (School Stories r/AskReddit)

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  • @abbeycapper883
    @abbeycapper883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    12:18 If some-one's best friend has just DIED of bone cancer, you do not respond like that. A cruel heartless person (please don't take offence)

    • @abbeycapper883
      @abbeycapper883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Billy Bob The teacher for not caring

    • @grantrichardet6250
      @grantrichardet6250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abbey Capper yea I think the kid crying was being polite when he told the teacher to fuck off I would not of been as polite

  • @boogieC4997
    @boogieC4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    ViDeO gAmEs cAuSE ViOleNCe
    Kid: no it doe-
    GtA iS mAkInG yOu ViOleNcE
    Kid:I don't even own gta ...

    • @snakeywakey3893
      @snakeywakey3893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      By that logic, Hot Wheels cause car crashes.

    • @rhybaax8829
      @rhybaax8829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@snakeywakey3893 and that means call of duty causes school shootings

    • @CrazyMautty
      @CrazyMautty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@snakeywakey3893 and pokemon causes animal abuse.

    • @matildaisstupid285
      @matildaisstupid285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@snakeywakey3893 and minecraft causes broken hands

    • @iamshmo1213
      @iamshmo1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fortnite causes paragliding accidents

  • @Zullala
    @Zullala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    When I was in highschool I got in trouble for a food fight. I was charged with destruction of property, inciting a riot, assault on a teacher and acts of terrorism. It was so over the top!

    • @mymixedbiscuit9159
      @mymixedbiscuit9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you're kidding me right?

    • @Zullala
      @Zullala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mymixedbiscuit9159 nope, I was going to be sent to juvie but I had never done anything wrong before so I was able to just get community service haha.
      I still can't believe I got charged with so many offenses for throwing some hamburgers.

    • @jenezeltorres3957
      @jenezeltorres3957 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean i could see vandalism but TERRORISM

    • @Zullala
      @Zullala ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jenezeltorres3957 right!! I just... It's food being thrown not hand grenades

    • @mymixedbiscuit9159
      @mymixedbiscuit9159 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Zullala honestly i think you should ask a lawyer to review you that case, you could probably sue the school blind, or at the very least get a cheesy interview on inside edition. or both.
      yep you can def sue the school

  • @raph009
    @raph009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I got accused of "drawing the devil" by my art teacher when I was just trying to draw someone with pigtails. I was in 2nd or 3rd grade.

    • @KitsuneGB-hc9zb
      @KitsuneGB-hc9zb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lemme guess:
      Religious school in bumfuck nowhere Southeast US?

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👿

  • @idkarl3364
    @idkarl3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I remember when a kid sat on an electrical box or something and broke it and the whole school lost power. This was my 8th grade year

    • @CQCorruptionQuest
      @CQCorruptionQuest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some girl did something similar but it was a bathroom sink and then the bathroom flooded

    • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
      @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That kid was ready to die for the cause of stopping school classes...

    • @idkarl3364
      @idkarl3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pondererofpointlessdreams5029 he sat behind me in science and everytime I saw him I wanted to die laughing

  • @peryite9979
    @peryite9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Feel like school rules have gotten worse

  • @TheSonicfanx1
    @TheSonicfanx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Humiliating ways to get expelled from school"
    >>Good portion of the video is dedicated to people who got suspended

  • @GRBoi1993
    @GRBoi1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    These threads are giving me a serious animosity towards authority and I never had much of a problem in school
    80% of this shit is infuriatingly unfair not funny ffs

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My sister was given a detention for "skipping recess," she went to the bathroom. This is exactly what teachers were telling the students to do... but... at least all the parents quickly figured out that the woman was an idiot. :/

  • @holymango8876
    @holymango8876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Also a better one.
    17 kids at my highschool got suspended because two girls had a fight, no punches, no swearing, no beating up. They had considered the schools new "no fighting" rule and decided to do it like adults with 3 mediators to keep them civil. The girls stood about 1 meter apart and talked calmly until one admitted to having sex with the others boyfriend while on a week break. So naturally their voices became slightly raised and both had now crossed their arms and started swaying as means to not start a punch on.
    This all happened infront of the one camera at school outside the library (incase god forbid, someone stole a book)
    So ofcourse lunch ended and students started going back to class, the girls were still in a heated but managable debate over how they can compromise so they can both get past this and move on.
    What everyone didnt know was that all the students who walked through the door and either walked away because someone was handling it, or there was a student from the library that was asking them to either move on the fight to elsewhere or go to class would be suspended and possibly expelled.
    So the school students found out, the parents of all the student body found out, and everyone was let off because of the hundreds of calls saying theyd pull their own children out if this is how the school will react.

    • @Daniel_Huffman
      @Daniel_Huffman ปีที่แล้ว

      So from what I understand, the school was fully prepared to expel every student present, despite most, if not all of them doing nothing wrong.
      Don’t they realize that collective punishment is a war crime under the 1949 Geneva Convention?

  • @hbeinke88
    @hbeinke88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1. A kid in high school got suspended for putting a hairpin in the socket outside the library and turning it on - whole 2-storey building lost power
    2. Another got suspended for setting off the fire extinguisher.

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I once got in trouble for falling into the fire extinguisher in "an attempt to damage school property". 😒

  • @cora2887
    @cora2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    friend throws rock and breaks bus window. Goes to the principal's office. Principal tells him 10 day suspension. He talked his way down to 1

    • @someguy6981
      @someguy6981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Connor T either that kid is very persuasive or the principal was an idiot. Either way. I laughed.

    • @danielmoney5962
      @danielmoney5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Negotiator

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someguy6981
      It depends. If you have never done anything bad the principal could easily give him zero days of suspensions(10 was propably just in the rules) and a warning.
      In my country highschool is divided in 2 different school's types of 3 years. In the first one I was disliked by most of my teachers and I could get into trouble easily. In the second one I was beloved by most of the teachers and they would look the other way if I did something.
      Example:
      In my third year of the first one I was going to have 5 days of suspension if I was sent out for talking a third time in the whole year. In the second one guy was sent off(and nearly got suspension) when he thow his bottle of water by far to the litter can "like basketball". When I did it the teacher(the most strict one in the whole school) just said "dont do this again"

  • @kaykayssl267
    @kaykayssl267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I got ISS for being in the bathroom all recess playing with my friends because it was too hot to go outside. This was like in 5th grade.

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Truthfully a lot of punishments are issued not because rules are being issued but some person in power dislikes the shenanigans.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know of a couple of kids who were expelled for trying to burn down the elementary school during the summer. They thought that if they succeeded, they wouldn't have to go back. It doesn't work that way: There's always a plan for if something happens and the school is destroyed, uninhabitable, or even just being fumigated for roaches. The public education system always has a plan.

  • @viddyhoestarr8136
    @viddyhoestarr8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Got expelled a few times. Once the police pulled me out of study hall to arrest me for being truant. I GOT ARRESTED FOR BEING TRUANT IN THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL. I got expelled because one of the cops didn't like my attitude and gave me an LAPD style beat down in the hallway during which I called him a bitch. He pressed assault charges against me. The case got thrown out immediately but I still got expelled because it happened on school grounds.

    • @mymixedbiscuit9159
      @mymixedbiscuit9159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you do realize you can probably sue the school right?

  • @sry_imautistic
    @sry_imautistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Some kid at my school got suspended because my school was doing a drug search and if any had anything that could be dangerous to tell someone well he had a pocket knife in his car and got suspended for it even though he did what he was supposed to do.

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a single soul:
      School:
      "We don't like you no matter what you do..or dont"

  • @PriffyViole
    @PriffyViole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When my dad's brother was in school, a girl was being busted for carrying drugs, and the school nurse handed the drugs to him to bring to the principal, essentially (accidentally?) framing him for drug possession and getting him expelled. When my grandparents found out they got that nurse fired.

  • @user-ph4zn2nm4m
    @user-ph4zn2nm4m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Me and my friend ryan got called to the teacher for, "scaring" one of my classmates for showing him a comic we were making but didnt actually show him.

  • @l0vbugz
    @l0vbugz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Your videos are awesome! Keep up the good work, I love seeing different stories! Some I can’t even relate to but I love hearing people’s stories!

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      @nutstv1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank God for reddit 😂

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      @l0vbugz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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      @nutstv1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @maddog2439
    @maddog2439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i got in trouble for pulling up my pants. that’s literally it. like my pants were sagging a little, so i hiked them up, and i got yelled at.
    the same teacher would give out bonus points to kids who dressed up for homecoming day themes. One day was America Monday, and my friend had flag shorts, but it was October and far too cold so he wore sweatpants over the shorts. when it came time for her to give out bonus points, he took off his sweatpants to show her his shorts and she started screaming to go to ISS. he tried to explain that they were just shorts, but she didn’t care and viewed it as the same thing as pulling down pants to show underwear.

  • @butterflyknifekid1511
    @butterflyknifekid1511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You got a love the American school system keeping your school safe from seven-year-olds

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well this comment aged like milk :(

  • @madarthivanki
    @madarthivanki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh, the flute section leader got suspended for stealing a French fry. ONE FRENCH FRY.

  • @articfoxlover0154
    @articfoxlover0154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:27 the *_literal_* best one xD

  • @holymango8876
    @holymango8876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To relate to the tree one.
    Was at school, there were work men cutting trees down.
    Just as this one workman was about to walk down the path a tree branch fell.
    He was carrying like 4 sacks of cement over his shoulder, being a child from a family who knew how to build, plumb, etc i knew if he put it down he could potentionally hurt his back.
    So i ran over and grabbed the branch and pulled it out of the way, he said thank, i said "good luck" and i started to walk back to lunch, we both jumped when a teacher started screaming at me.
    Next thing i knew she was dragging me off while the guy said "leave her alone"
    I was shoved into a classroom and the teacher told me "to never help someone like that" and that "its his job to move stuff in his way and we shouldnt help in anyway" etc.
    I told her "i was being a good person, and i dont mind moving one branch and that she must be an evil woman"
    She left to get the principal.
    Almost got suspended because i helped someone, the principal didnt really care and only let me off because the worker had gone and told her what happened. But the teacher got what they wanted because they didnt open the door until school had ended and another teacher noticed me at the window, unlocked the door and let me out.
    So, almost got suspended for helping someone who someone else considered "beneath us" because they are a tradie....

  • @rcslay3rz126
    @rcslay3rz126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Wanna hear a joke about sausages?
    Never mind it's the wurst

  • @spacedlogane8508
    @spacedlogane8508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Not embarrassing but in 7th grade (3 years ago) this kid pulled scissors on me and tried to stab me. I grabbed his arm and he punched me so I punched him drawing blood. He got sent to alternate school but I got 10 days of OSS I like being at home from school while not being in trouble and the scissors were safety scissors

    • @ayar3195
      @ayar3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Badass

    • @spacedlogane8508
      @spacedlogane8508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayar3195 thanks but Im gonna do anything I can if I fell like my life is in danger. He wasn't playing around if I didn't grab his arm he would have stabbed me right in the stomach

  • @thanosthiccums7277
    @thanosthiccums7277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A weird kid back in high school got suspended for throwing wet toilet paper at the ceiling.

    • @theknight660
      @theknight660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thicc Thanos nah super glue random pictures to the ceiling or throw things into the ceiling like bottles of water

  • @WaterDispencer519
    @WaterDispencer519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Other principals and teachers are so naive these days, they feel that they want to expel everyone in their school with a reason

  • @StarrySkys
    @StarrySkys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    (I was in 5th when this happened)
    I tossed a paper ball in the trash can and when it missed I went to get pick it up. The teacher got upset that I was out of my seat the dumb 5th grader I was decided to argue back saying I was just throwing away my trash. I got sent to the office because of "disrespect" Where I was suspended for 2 days. The thing that makes me mad is not my suspension but the fact that I've seen other students get up out of their seats and literally toss their paper in until they got it in. They never got punished

    • @skyhunt9595
      @skyhunt9595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Full clap. Wut a dumbest day for being u m8. I felt dat pain

  • @LeriHunter
    @LeriHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    High school's first year was SOMETHING because we had a new director who "wanted things to change", so in 6 months :
    -One guy got expelled for creating a tongue-in-cheek school rule list (the "don't bring monkeys, even scholar ones, in the library" kind)
    -Another one had a wardrobe issue (badly sealed container of chemicals, a miracle it wasn't worse) and changed into PE outfit with all teachers being warned. Principal said it wasn't a reason to wear it, so he tore it and expelled the guy in his boxers (said guy went AWOL and suffered from a pneumonia and a nervous breakdown, we were in a very cold December)
    -A third one for not finishing his food at the school cafeteria (and found the remains in his locker, courtesy of the guy)
    -I got expelled for trafficking and disturbing the class (reluctantly gave a few ink cartridges to people in need). He smashed the cartridges in my backpack and put my notes there (yes, half of them were destroyed)
    -And a last one got expelled for disturbing religious office. Because he had an allergia reaction to something in the chapel (a teacher called an ambulance)
    The principal ended up fired mid year with criminal charges upcoming (and also had his car keyed and his tires popped by an angry parent), and the old one came back soon after. While he revoked the punishment, I was the only one of the five to come back. Still, the stories seemed to spread like wildfire considering there was around half the usual number of freshmen the next year.
    So yeah, gooood memories.

    • @fluffywolfo3663
      @fluffywolfo3663 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit that man sounds psychotic

  • @Gumbier_Than
    @Gumbier_Than 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:26 is utter horseshit. How can you charged a felony for "threats of terrorism" for a school assignment?

    • @jaredgarbo3679
      @jaredgarbo3679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strictly speaking it isn't even a threat. He didn't say "I'm going to blow up something", he saud "If it was last day at school I would do it"

  • @Stunterclips
    @Stunterclips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:58 what kind of heartless school won’t even let someone hug someone else especially when their friend just died

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In my experience, a good number of them.

  • @Justanotheruselessaccount
    @Justanotheruselessaccount 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:19 it's upsetting when parents automatically believe the teacher and don't even bother getting their kids' side of the story. It's like they would rather listen to an adult they barely knew for a year rather than the child that they raised

  • @narunanigoto2537
    @narunanigoto2537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My brother got punch so hard on the face that he lost a tooth. And he got suspended because the guy who punch him lied about getting bullied by him.
    I also had the same experience but instead I got punch in the back so hard I lost all the air in my lungs.
    We develop an Emo face after that and we didn't talk unless we need to.

  • @ethansucksatcuphead
    @ethansucksatcuphead 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this happened this week actually, two freshmen girls were caught fucking in the handicapped stall of the cafeteria bathrooms, during the middle of lunch when there were 200+ kids in the cafeteria. worst part of it is, it isn't the first time these two have gotten caught, earlier this year they got caught fucking in a bush near the outside tables. they didnt get expelled the first time, i don't know if they're gonna get expelled this time. also, this one girl i used to be friends with got walked in on by the band director while doing it with her boyfriend in a practice room after a football game a few years ago. no one really talks about it much anymore, but we all know to not go in the back practice room on the left.

  • @j_0anna
    @j_0anna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i got an in-school suspension when i was ten for supposedly threatening to stab a teacher aide. they were helping me with an art project (since everyone else was in groups and i was left to work on my own) and we were painting paddle pop sticks. i was painting them one way and she was doing it wrong, so i asked her politely many times to do it my way. she ignored me so i firmly (but not aggressively) pressed what i was holding down into the carpet (which was an anger management technique i had at the time). that just so happened to be a closed pair of scissors. she screamed bloody murder and accused me of threatening to stab her. i spent the next day in the office doing work set by my teacher and wrote a half-assed and not at all genuine apology letter. the office was air conditioned so it was pretty good. that teacher aide never liked me anyways so i think she was out to get me.

  • @Artem2034
    @Artem2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Almost got suspended/expelled for video games. Back in elementary school we were asked to write a story about anything we liked. I wrote a story about a hero slaying hordes of orcs and zombies, then claiming the throne of the kingdom to marry a love of his life. My teacher sent me to principal. There, he and I learned that the story wasn't an issue but video games. Teacher wanted me expelled for playing video games (WTF?). Luckily I had a cool principal and he told her something along the lines of "There is no way in the world I'm expelling a student for video games. Next thing I know, I'll be expelling them for reading books in their free time or playing footbal'.

    • @slipstreamxr3763
      @slipstreamxr3763 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your teacher has heard of Tolkien, right?

    • @Artem2034
      @Artem2034 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slipstreamxr3763Wow, my comment is 4 years old! Anyway, yes, but iirc she thought that I got the idea from the video game and she was always a bit nuts about them.

  • @TheGameMage_
    @TheGameMage_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kid in my high school that I hated got expelled, kid spat in the face of an administrator... I was way to happy after hearing this.

  • @jamesmantovani8620
    @jamesmantovani8620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My old highschool bullies were absolute asshats. One day, one of the cronies of the bully needed money to buy a hash brown at the school canteen (cafeteria if you're American), and so he asked some kid if they would like to buy weed for a hash brown. Kid ratted on him and he and all of his friends (bullies included) had an immediate locker search. Turns out they had cocaine on them so they ALL got expelled. This was completely out of the blue for me and changed my highschool years for the better. Absolutely hilarious tho.
    TLDR: Bully tried to trade weed for cafeteria food. Got all of his and his friend's lockers searched. Found drugs, expelled immediately.

  • @broken_bitches4907
    @broken_bitches4907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Once I got suspended for pretty much nothing. I was in class and we had a group chat God knows why but a few group of boys decided it would be a good idea to somehow hack into my account and type frick you Jake (not the real name) on the computers then they told on me and I tried telling the teacher that I didn't type it got suspended anyway (I was 9). The next year I found out why "Jake" had a cruch on me... I found out my turning around to him air humping behind me not a good situation....he got slapped but I didn't get in trouble because the hole thing got caught on camera and he got expelled for that on top of constant fighting with other people IT WAS 5TH FRICKIN GRADE.

  • @KrossNebula
    @KrossNebula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This 500+lb kid in highschool got expelled because the security took away his vape and he basically went Godzilla in the office, they had to renovate...

  • @slothful4006
    @slothful4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i got sent to the principal for putting a carrot in my friends milk in 5th grade

  • @ARKdeEREH
    @ARKdeEREH 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When I was in 8th grade, a classmate of mine got upset when a teacher told him to push in his chair all the way. He yelled about her request being unfair and then pushed an empty glass terrarium off a shelf, causing it to shatter when it hit the floor and then stomped off campus. I heard later that school employees found him about a mile away from the school wandering along a busy road and convinced him to come back to campus where his parents later picked him up. I never saw him again as he ended up being expelled, but that was the last week of school anyway so it didn't really affect much.

  • @cruella4341
    @cruella4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not related to the original thing, but in primary school we had footy day (aussie thing where you dress up in footy jerseys and where the colours and just play footy) the same week we had the last day of term. On the last day of term we had free dress day, but our principal who I honestly hated decided that since we already had footy day, we didn’t need free dress day. So on the second last day they announced no free dress day 5 minutes before the final bell rang. People were outraged because we were little kids so of course we didn’t like our uniform. As I was heading out of class I saw parents heading to the school office. 5 minutes after the final bell rang, the principal herself made another announcement that yes, we could wear free dress tomorrow. So many people complained in such a small span of time that she caved in so quickly. I just think that’s funny

  • @qr6422
    @qr6422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:40 Damn that’s crazy 10:24 🤣🤣

  • @Jac-Man
    @Jac-Man ปีที่แล้ว

    12:23
    OP: One of my best friends is DEAD.
    Principal: *Good.*

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol A kid in my high school got caught stealing a hamburger and only got a detention since he was on the football team, but he did have to live with being called the "Hamburglar" for the rest of our junior and senior year.

  • @actuallyryder
    @actuallyryder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A teacher tried to get my brother suspended or expelled for "having weed."
    And a kid when i was younger someone got expelled for moving his chair all the time.

  • @actuallyaddi
    @actuallyaddi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Woah. I just realized this video was just posted.

  • @ChiakiHatori
    @ChiakiHatori 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We had a rule that you needed to misbehave 3 times to get expelled but you had to do something really fucked up to even get to that point.
    One of my classmates had anger management issues so he would often argue with the teachers and not do his work.
    One day he started cursing at the teacher, then he began to yell at all of us and threw his freaking chair at the teacher.
    Then he grabbed his things and left the school.
    He never came back.
    Also my class was considered to be one of the worst in school, some guys bullied our teacher into having a mental breakdown in the middle of a lesson ( she was pretty instable tho ).
    And we once had someone shit all over the bathroom while another time someone hit the fire alarm for avoiding a math test.

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Couple in high school: **doing the no pants dance**
    School priest: **catches the couple doing the no pants dance during his morning walk** What the everloving fu-

  • @rachel.0352
    @rachel.0352 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a twin and in the first year of high school, me and my sister fought a lot. At some point, I was antagonizing her, I don't remember what I was doing exactly, but she got so pissed off she whirled around and punched me in the face. She got detention and I didn't even get a single warning or blemish on my record. Yeah she punched me, but looking back on it, I was asking for it and I should've been punished too. My sister doesn't think so.

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your sister is right she overreacted

  • @LotusSpore
    @LotusSpore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When no one is commenting pet pet pet.
    *sad doggo noises*

    • @NCRRanger16
      @NCRRanger16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pet Pet Pet

    • @pippasearle1364
      @pippasearle1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet

  • @Kaiserschlaut99
    @Kaiserschlaut99 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the eminam one had me dying

  • @GodlyNeckbeard
    @GodlyNeckbeard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:34 I think the tl;dr could have been shorter, "careless chick in cooking class dropped her knife and slashed her gash."

    • @ayar3195
      @ayar3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats some poetry there mate

  • @spicy_talaxian
    @spicy_talaxian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ha ha i never wear matching socks and i never will

    • @bearsplitz96
      @bearsplitz96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psycho_Percy you are truly a mad lad

  • @redpandaboi9404
    @redpandaboi9404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That school is gonna snap crackle pop your kneecaps for stealing a rice crispy treat

  • @nikkivillemaire4855
    @nikkivillemaire4855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last one...OWWWWWW!

  • @hoppyfrig3346
    @hoppyfrig3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember getting told off in Primary school for playing with a bouncy ball. Their excuse was because ‘it could hurt someone.’ What the Hell is a kid gonna do with a bouncy ball?

  • @theodorul4085
    @theodorul4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just how do you edit these videos so fast?

  • @zachstudios567
    @zachstudios567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:37 something similar happened at my school in 9th grade, the kid told on himself to one of the teachers, I don't know why....

  • @slorky3936
    @slorky3936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my friend picked a fight with a 8 year old (back when we were like 10 or 11).
    he got a black eye and they both got expelled

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A friend of mine got almost expelled from university for doing a homework. The homework was just recording something, literally whatever, and edit it to make seem like a movie, he decided to record two friends of him fighting (the worst acted fight on the world), he even put a JoJo reference on it. Apperantly someone got a copy of that video, and send it to the meme page of the university.
    It got him in touble with university's art school, every student of his class, plus the teacher had to tell them it was just a homework.

  • @readitfromreddit4471
    @readitfromreddit4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's so hard to get expelled. Suspensions are easy though.

  • @HarbingerofDawn2.0
    @HarbingerofDawn2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Pet pet pet.”

  • @ARKdeEREH
    @ARKdeEREH 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My dad told me that when he was in college (in the 1970s) his friend was threatened with expulsion for climbing a tree on campus.
    When my dad was in high school, a kid put a snapping turtle in the girls' bathroom but the school never figured out who did it, so no one got in trouble.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:32 had me in literal fucking stitches. Godamnit that was hilarious.

  • @ssncrockett
    @ssncrockett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:41
    Wow.
    He was unfairly expelled.
    He is our god and we will bow down to him.

  • @yourotherleft42
    @yourotherleft42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    At my school, everything was so strict that even raisins from the cafeteria were rare. And boy, I was the raisin and banana god.

  • @namelessghoulette9303
    @namelessghoulette9303 ปีที่แล้ว

    That mismatched sock story reminds me of the part in the Adrian Mole series where he gets sent home after wearing red socks and Pandora starts a mini protest group who all get suspended.

  • @summersignature1249
    @summersignature1249 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was a kid who went to my school a couple years ago that either got suspended or expelled because during passing time in between classes, he ran up and down the hallway in nothing but diaper screaming and running as loud as he could

  • @kaptainkaos1202
    @kaptainkaos1202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a hard time making it to school in the am. On my third year in the 11th grade my sister had caught up to me. While in the auditorium one day she decides to spark a joint up. The lighter flaring in the dark caught the attention of the assistant principal. I saw him coming towards us so I told sis to give me the joint and lighter so I took the fall for her. In the office the assistant principal is giving me the riot act. He then says he’s going back to the auditorium to get my sister since he knew it was her. What did I have to lose so I cracked him in the jaw. My skinny a$$ didn’t even faze him with my punch. Luckily my sister got rid of what weed she had on her so she didn’t get in trouble. I ended up leaving school in handcuffs. Jokes on them I’ve ended up having a great career and a fantastic family. Should be retiring next year.

  • @DestinyYlisse
    @DestinyYlisse ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was in grade school, I was suspended for a day due to lying.

  • @sn0wsparks
    @sn0wsparks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow hearing the things abt strict cafeterias is really surprising to me... at my school, they have fruits out for kids to grab and snack on, and if you're nice to the lunch ladies they might give you free extra cookies at the end of the day.......

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y'all had fruit and cookies? ;--; And here I used to look forward to pasta days or bread and cheese days

  • @shahiemsantos
    @shahiemsantos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got suspended on the day of finals because my vice principal called all us kids that forgot our school I.D. pebbles in the grand scheme of life. so in response, I said, " if we're pebbles you must be a moldy ass rock". I didn't even make it past the lobby of the school before I was kicked out

  • @kurumi394
    @kurumi394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My school building is over 90 years old so this year the principal had the main building renovated. Well he tried. A dumbass one year lower than me unbuckled the buckles holding together the steel struts, which caused a third of the trusses to collapse with all the heavy machinery on top. He was obviously expelled.

  • @evan1337dune
    @evan1337dune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pet Pet Pet
    Your a good doggo

  • @c4libr3srooney70
    @c4libr3srooney70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some girl brought in a legit butter knife which u couldve got from school but hers was yellow 🤣🤣

  • @LittleJennings38
    @LittleJennings38 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got suspended for 3 days for breaking a teachers nose. Back story: during lunch I had a plastic zip lock in my hand and the teacher wanted it because she thought I was going to pop it in the lunch room. My cookies were in the bag. She bent my fingers back in her attempt to get the bag. I drove the heel of my palm into the bottom of her nose in and attempt to make her let me go. Broke her nose on two places. Still not sorry after 30 years. She hurt me, I hurt her back.

  • @heartshapedbox
    @heartshapedbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i almost got a referral last year for eating in the bathroom. i didn’t have anything bad on me (they searched me) and didn’t do anything wrong, i just ate in a stall.

    • @nutstv1903
      @nutstv1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What were you eating?

    • @heartshapedbox
      @heartshapedbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nutstv1903 a mini bag of doritos.

    • @nutstv1903
      @nutstv1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heartshapedbox I think that's a totally considerate snack to eat! Compact, not messy. 😄

    • @heartshapedbox
      @heartshapedbox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nutstv1903 yeah, but considering my school, they probably thought i had a juul up my ass

  • @ally_chat
    @ally_chat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My brother got suspended because of Jeff Dunham in 7th grade. In case you don't know who Jeff Dunham is, he's a ventriloquist comedian. At the time he was my brother's favorite comedian and loved "Achmed the Dead Terrorist". One of the most famous lines from the puppet is "I KEEL YOU" (keel being kill, but keel sounds most like it) and my brother and his friends found it funny.
    So my brother putting on the accent and all said "I KEEL YOU" to his best friend. Well there's this one kid (who hates my brother for no reason, a real dick) told the teacher on him. My brother was sent to the principal and suspended and when he came back had to do counseling, despite my mother calling the school and trying to clear up the mistake.
    By the way this kid had to escort my brother to the nurse's office when my brother had an asthma attack and my brother fell in the hall, *_the kid turned around and left_* and my brother had to walk the rest of the way alone. When my brother was sent to the hospital, I was completely unaware of this until I got home by the way, despite attending the same school, he had told staff that the kid left him and the kid _wasn't punished._

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hey, I got in trouble over the same Jeff Dunham joke!

  • @edwinng7313
    @edwinng7313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of my classmate got suspended for drinking water without permission, the teacher got fired the next day.

  • @Lana-un2qk
    @Lana-un2qk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg. For mis matched socks? I'm wearing that know. I have lost the others 😂 have to buy more

  • @titanjakob1056
    @titanjakob1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Putting firecrackers in a toilet with a huge pile of shit you took and running the fuck away before the shitty situation happens ya my friend did that and well let’s just say it didn’t end well the person trying to use the toilet, he got accused of putting it in the toilet

  • @Marcopolo9
    @Marcopolo9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, me and my best friend would steal food from the cafeteria all the time. Always bring someone who has your back. Still best friends after all these years.

  • @HufflepuffBaseball42313
    @HufflepuffBaseball42313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some kid that my grandson went to school with nearly got expelled for defending himself. He had to go to court and everything.

  • @finanov6646
    @finanov6646 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was in 8th grade, a few kids decided it would be a great idea to smoke weed in a school bathroom. Of course, they got expelled.

  • @Mysterie
    @Mysterie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got suspended once cause I bought a bunch of Carolina Reapers and there were about 6 people that planned on eating them for a contest I was doing to see who could last the longest. Everyone went out at like the same time but every one of us (myself included) got suspended for endangering ourselves for the entire week. We planned on doing the contest at the park when I told everyone I had the peppers on me but they were all impatient as fuck and decided it would be a good idea to do it in class

  • @devinkuglar261
    @devinkuglar261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A lid at my school got expelled for daily fights with me and the fellow percussionist and some low brass in the band, and ripping a hole in the snare drum. The 2 main kids he would fight with ended up popping off all the outlets in the band and choir rooms and sticking paper clips in all of them the next year and got suspended. An annoying trombone player got suspended for molesting the other trombone player who was suspended from 1 of our concerts for punching the teacher's pet tuba player on the bus. My friend almost got suspended for defending himself because a baritone player the size of a sardine can, the friend ended up moving schools. The idiot whose arm was "broken" for almost a full year was capable of throwing drumsticks across the room and breaking multiple tables at a different school and interupt the orchestra performance with the sound of tables chrashing to the floor and the intercom blaring on the speakers of the room. Someone decided jumping on the electrical box of another school would be a good idea. All of the action at that school happened in band as far as I know. Sorry for the long comment. No one will see this on reddit

  • @PinkLyfe69
    @PinkLyfe69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was suspended for pointing at the 3 inch mark on a ruler and telling my friend "god I wish I was this big" apparently my teacher heard me and I was given a 2 day suspension.

  • @michaelbutler1619
    @michaelbutler1619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was in middle school, a classmate I was doing a group project with was expelled and put in jail (not juvie, jail) for having over a pound of weed in his locker. I was the one who got stuck with his share of the work afterwards. Fml.

  • @sheldonwoodhouse4222
    @sheldonwoodhouse4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i got a letter opener as a reward or something during an assembly from gradeschool that was a little dagger like thing and had the school name on it cause it was the castle heights and our mascot were knights. i took it to school cause i thought it was cool someone told them i took a weapon to school and got suspended for taking it to schoo even tho i got it from the school and it literally has the school name on it

    • @sheldonwoodhouse4222
      @sheldonwoodhouse4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i also almost got charged with 'breaking and entering' for LOCKING my friend out of the school using a hex wrench DURING school hours and got my hex wrench confiscated

    • @sheldonwoodhouse4222
      @sheldonwoodhouse4222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a year later on halloween i got destruction of school property for lighting a pen on fire that i paid for out on the football field

    • @teddycouch9306
      @teddycouch9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sheldonwoodhouse4222 Okay so the last one is kind of understandable, fire spreads really fucking quick sometimes so that pencil could have ballooned into something a lot worse, the rest are just retarded

  • @wolframyt4494
    @wolframyt4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:05 "Who is Em and Em?" 💀

  • @kNo1bdy
    @kNo1bdy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I got expelled after someone falsely accused me of calling them the n word.

    • @GloopyCowScoops
      @GloopyCowScoops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wtf is wrong with u dude !?!?!
      Why would u call someone NANI !?!?!?!

    • @biggestcookie7709
      @biggestcookie7709 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talia Potato u made my day

    • @lex4992
      @lex4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh how could you 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @siytz.w
      @siytz.w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GloopyCowScoops WHAT?????

    • @GloopyCowScoops
      @GloopyCowScoops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@biggestcookie7709 U made my day by letting me know that except now I want cookies 😂

  • @m.h.333
    @m.h.333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of these are so aggravating and also pet pet pet

  • @Neoncaffeine
    @Neoncaffeine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was 8 I had a psychotic teacher who would tell kids to off themselves, their parents hated them, etc. even hit them with books. One time I was hiding in a locker to scare my friend but ended up scaring him instead. He grabbed me violently, took me in front of the class, told me to go fuck myself and that I was expelled. I walked to dunkin donuts. Eventually this became a reoccuring theme where he would "expell" me, and I'd walk to go home or go get food. In highschool I nearly got expelled because I brought a waffle maker to class and started making waffles during the middle of exams. The teacher I had when I was 8 really made me not take teacher authorities seriously.

  • @firefighter282
    @firefighter282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was a kid I had to pee so bad on the bus, no one was in the back of the bus. So I got a bottle and pissed in it and threw it out the window. But a student walked down his street picked it up and took it to school. They checked the camera and saw me throw something out. So they assumed it was mine. Thank god no cop were involved

  • @darknesskingsized8996
    @darknesskingsized8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got expelled for making a joke about shooting up the school when some girl (who has made similar and more detailed jokes) told the principal. It was for the rest of the year and half of the next so I just dropped out and got my hiset.

  • @PowerStruggle555
    @PowerStruggle555 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    there was no suspensions because...well it wouldve accounted for a majority of the school. in my senior year they announced a new class schedule that would implemented the following year (so didnt affect me). every student hated it. so they protested. they all agreed to meet in front of school and not enter. most of the students said they would and seniors said theyd join to support them. I was even considering going down during a study hall to show support...school announced anyone caught there even just to say hi would be suspended (I chose not to)....but because of the large turnout they didnt do anything

  • @boomer4550
    @boomer4550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didnt get suspended but i got very spooled when i brought a .308 bullet casing that my big brother got me to school to show my friends. Ended up getting put in handcuffs by my principal
    Edit: handcuffs

  • @akihikosakurai4013
    @akihikosakurai4013 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If my kid ever got expelled for something like drawing a fucking Mario character id just hysterically laugh at the principal