Dirty Old War Tricks From History (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

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  • @aleksandrvolkov3835
    @aleksandrvolkov3835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    “People riding around in a g e e p”

    • @brandonfeng3780
      @brandonfeng3780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr

    • @ConjointVR
      @ConjointVR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      G E E P

    • @scrumpton296
      @scrumpton296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I remember the times when me and my dad rode around in a *G E E P*

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its a Geep thing you wouldn't understand

    • @dominickruziki2281
      @dominickruziki2281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GEEP

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    "Let's make peace!"
    [Fingers crossed behind the back]

    • @selma1250
      @selma1250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh frick

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Galaxy brain tactician

    • @ab-oj9wv
      @ab-oj9wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's perfidy, a war crime that typically nets you the death penalty if you ever end up in the Hague.

    • @DarkWarchieff
      @DarkWarchieff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ab-oj9wv The Hague doesn't dish out death penalties, the worst you can get is life in Vught Supermax, also in the Netherlands.
      source: I live there.

    • @ab-oj9wv
      @ab-oj9wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DarkWarchieff It doesn't, until it does. Wait for a big enough war, or a conflict affecting developed nations, and the death penalty will magically reappear on the menu, just like it did in Nuremberg.

  • @julianbangayan6116
    @julianbangayan6116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Germany: *creates and uses the flamethrower and chemical gases
    America: *creates and uses shotguns
    Germany: *You weren't supposed to do that*

    • @convexwave8523
      @convexwave8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Just some crazy Yankee jumps into your trench and takes out 3 guys with 1 shot

    • @jessicakrios9382
      @jessicakrios9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Apparently it's a common occurrence during world wars that American just go balls deep from charging machine gun nest alone to a single guy losing his squad and becoming so bunker down that the germans who were fighting him were convinced that they were fighting 5 squads of commandos and decided to go around.

    • @tommeakin1732
      @tommeakin1732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@jessicakrios9382 *P R O P A G A N D A*
      Not saying stuff like that never happens, but lets not start believing that America has some higher rate of that than anyone else lol. America dominates the narrative of the world wars, and especially in the first world war, they barely did anything, yet will act like they were a vast contributor. Even with the second world war, there's a complete over-exaggeration of their contribution (mostly the military contribution in Europe). As someone from the commonwealth, I'm *very* cynical about US claims about the world wars, as Britain and the commonwealth get massively sidelined by the American narrative - despite the UK alone doing as much, if not more than the US

    • @jessicakrios9382
      @jessicakrios9382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@tommeakin1732 you also can't forget that the Canadians took their own Omaha beach with out the support

    • @spirit959ful
      @spirit959ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jessicakrios9382 still trying to figure out why the hell the americans even attempted omaha beach. hands down one of the most stupid things in war history.

  • @thestarsands
    @thestarsands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    3:14 “but the smoke bombs weren’t followed by gas but the Australians” Never been prouder of my country

    • @Lorian667
      @Lorian667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      If you feel too proud some day, just remember the emu war :-)

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Lorian667 rip proud moment

    • @Lorian667
      @Lorian667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@bruhmoment1196 Well... every nation surely has its ups and downs. Or is it upside down in down under?

    • @ratemal7748
      @ratemal7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I imagine Austalians being loaded into cannons and fired at the enemy.

    • @Mikowmer
      @Mikowmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There's a reason we have a university named after Sir John Monash: he was a bloody intelligent man in both peacetime and war.

  • @13Kr4zYAzN13
    @13Kr4zYAzN13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    So get this guys
    We make a giant piñata.
    We gift it to the enemy.
    BUT...there's a shit ton of our guys in there.
    What do ya think?

    • @dr_dankmemez9450
      @dr_dankmemez9450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I think this is a fantastic idea!

    • @cauzedx9928
      @cauzedx9928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is so original it better be a llama piñata

    • @mohammedtaoun6087
      @mohammedtaoun6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Isnt it the oddysey strategy

    • @selma1250
      @selma1250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@mohammedtaoun6087 nooooo, this is a giant pinata, dumdum

    • @mohammedtaoun6087
      @mohammedtaoun6087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@selma1250 who u calling dumdum im a doofus

  • @cohlt4541
    @cohlt4541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    When your chilling in your trench trying to avoid a gas attack but some Aussie hops in there and cranks off 6 shots into your chest

    • @riceboy7716
      @riceboy7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You'd be one sour kraut

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hate when that happens...

    • @ufc990
      @ufc990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yea some Aussie's going to jump into a trench with a bolt action rifle and spend 30 seconds shooting the same guy with six powerful cartridges at point blank range.

    • @PsilocybinCocktail
      @PsilocybinCocktail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ufc990 It might have been a Webley revolver. Although, at that range, more than 1 round is overkill.

    • @anchoviejuanconoby217
      @anchoviejuanconoby217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ufc990 he's talking about the Winchester 1897 slam fire shotgun

  • @pizzaboi2822
    @pizzaboi2822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Dirtiest trick? The power harpoon (rope thing) used to take down AT AT walkers in the battle of hoth.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Snow speeders were not meant as a combat aircraft or weapon but was reset, re engineered to use under certain battle conditions. Speeders could be modified for jungles, deserts, forests, artic-snow conditions. The speeders main goal was for moving, unloading cargo, large shipments.

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@DavidLLambertmobile
      You telling me AT-ATs were taken down by moving vans?

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@13Kr4zYAzN13 space vans, that is.

    • @swvwc8393
      @swvwc8393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dirtiest Trick? Thrawn. Period.

    • @happylittletree1727
      @happylittletree1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DavidLLambertmobile the power of space trucks. Nice.

  • @HarryYounglovesyou
    @HarryYounglovesyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Less of war trick, more of a postwar one.
    After the landslide victory in Battle of Kleidion, Byzantine Emperor Basil II grouped up 100 Bulgarian soldiers and blinded 99 of them, and the only remainder? One eye gouged out; for he has to lead his friends back to their commander. Bulgarian Emperor just f*cking scared to death by this.
    This happened to 15,000 POWs. One of the biggest dick moves in human history.

    • @brandonfeng3780
      @brandonfeng3780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh I saw that once haha imagine how hard it wuuld be, they were probably killing eachother

    • @radostinnaydenov6961
      @radostinnaydenov6961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am bulgarian and this is true but there are people that are saying that are 38.000 too

    • @arthurjarrett1604
      @arthurjarrett1604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The Afghans did a similar (but far worse) thing to the British during The Retreat from Kabul in 1842. A column of 16,000 was attacked and slaughtered except for an army surgeon who, when asked on his return where the army was, replied: "I am the army!"

    • @arthurjarrett1604
      @arthurjarrett1604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gojim2429 Are you saying that killing 15,999 people is the same as blinding them?

    • @Lorian667
      @Lorian667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@arthurjarrett1604 Killing the enemy in battle is war. Mutilating POW is a crime, since they didnt fight anymore.

  • @freakda96
    @freakda96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I heard that (not sjre if this is actually true) during the war between Egyptians and Persians, Persians brought cats to the frontlines as their first line of defense. The Egyptians, who considered cats sacred animals, refused to attack and surrendered

    • @joshrosenfield6546
      @joshrosenfield6546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I heard they carved cats on their shields, causing the Egyptians to not attack in general.

    • @freakda96
      @freakda96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joshrosenfield6546 probably that's the true...if it happened

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@freakda96 The shield one's true.

    • @freakda96
      @freakda96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuagross3151 ok thanks :)

    • @kreo45
      @kreo45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is true! but i believe it was cesares army, as he was dragged and stoned in egypt for kicking a cat. thats where the idea came from lol

  • @demi-fiendoftime3825
    @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Every time the Russians destroyed their cites and let winter do their job for them.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That1RussianDude I know all this but the question asks for dirty tricks and it is a dirty trick since their nation is the only one where one can pull such a strategy

    • @Madjo-qj2ge
      @Madjo-qj2ge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's called "Scorched Earth" tactic, pretty famous on my country during Indonesia Independence War (Bandung Lautan Api)

    • @atrumluminarium
      @atrumluminarium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They used winter to their advantage because invaders are dumb enough to keep fighting in the winter

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not a dirty trick, it's a pro gamer move.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really a Russian original tactic either. One of the oldest strategies when retreating is to burn farmland, and destroy the bridges and railroads so your opponents can’t use them for troops and supply lines.

  • @davidschlieber2543
    @davidschlieber2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    When Austria blamed Germany for the first world war.

    • @lahusa_
      @lahusa_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      david schlieber Agreed, poor Kaiserreich just had to help his allies

    • @Kili_1701
      @Kili_1701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I get so triggered, EVERY DAMN TIME!
      I accept the second world war.
      BUT NOT THE DAMN FIRST WORLD WAR!
      THAT WAS AUSTRIA-HUNGARY'S FAULT!
      NO DISCUSSION, MY POOR COUNTRY ALREADY GET A LOT OF HATE!

    • @Kili_1701
      @Kili_1701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Mary Breckling You're the only person who knew this.
      Everyone else thought everything was Germany's fault...

    • @davidschlieber2543
      @davidschlieber2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Mary Breckling the sad thing is that not even most germans know that..

    • @pirateman1144
      @pirateman1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Kili_1701 WW1 Germany is a tragedy. The Versailles Treaty treated Germany so harshly and unjustly. Made the German people desperate and angry which allowed Hitler to take power promising salvation and ultimately kicked off WW2. If the allies had shown some leniency WW2 might have been avoided altogether.
      And all of that horror because a few Serbians fucked with Austria-Hungary and they wanted to show strength in response. Fucking madness.

  • @GearShotgun
    @GearShotgun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Not dirty, but clever as all hell.
    During China's War of the Three Kingdoms, a General well known for his intelligence and cunning was resting at a town with only a token force when an enemy army approached. The general ordered his men to open the gate and hide while he sat above it playing his flute. When the enemy saw the general sitting in front of a defenseless town they immediately suspected a trap and retreated.

    • @johnbrownsville9054
      @johnbrownsville9054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh, it was Zhuge Liang vs Sima Yi.

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnbrownsville9054 thanks I knew the story but couldn't remember their names

    • @mrraven7445
      @mrraven7445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This was later proved as false though

    • @johnbrownsville9054
      @johnbrownsville9054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A lot of the 3 kingdoms were romanticized, lol. (Like I'd believe Zhao Yun took an entire army head on)

    • @zensolstice5671
      @zensolstice5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another smart trick they use was when Zhuge Lianh challenged Zhou Yu when Wei and Shu had an alliance agaisnt Cao Cao of Wei when they had a naval battle.
      Zhou Yu was able to spread discontent and lies into the enemy camp which the 2 main naval commander was executed by cao cao
      While Zhuge Liang stole 100k arrows from cao cao disguising his boats in fogs tricking Cao Cao army to shoot arrow at Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang covered the boats with hays so they could collect them all.

  • @metalboi755
    @metalboi755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    General shepherd did all of us dirty😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @mrick1974
      @mrick1974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      '' that's one less loose end ''

    • @JackBlackYakAttack
      @JackBlackYakAttack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *N o s t a l g i a*
      *Sadness*

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ghost 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @KC-ne1vi
    @KC-ne1vi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    8:03
    Normal person: Sun Tzu
    Computer: SON TEE-ZET-ZU

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Before I watch, my favorite is either barbarians peeing on spikes, infecting people,
    Or marines storming panama while blaring the song Panama, while they lost coordination, we won

    • @erikajade1593
      @erikajade1593 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg a kurt fan!!! HAVE YOU READ HIS JOURNAL? it's really interesting!

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reddit Said It bruh I wrote it

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reddit Said It it was like a diary, stop reading it, it is mine

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      my mom was involved in that she was a listener she losr part of her hearing thanks to it

    • @jefferybrown6473
      @jefferybrown6473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh the Pungi sticks from the Vietnam War were sharpen bamboo shoots that were covered in feces and place in pitfall traps.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    *_Hannibal has joined the chat_*

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duchi
      Nope. My favourite general, but (and therefore) not a inhuman asshole.

    • @carpet_appetite
      @carpet_appetite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Hannibal used ring around the Rosie*

  • @bruhmoment1196
    @bruhmoment1196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    4:41 fun fact! 'Majnoon' means Madman in Arabic. The battle was literally called the battle of the madman.

    • @nb5437
      @nb5437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SleepyDoopy 1 thank you for the information. That makes it a hundred times crazier.

  • @Scarletraven87
    @Scarletraven87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    The opium war.
    Forcibly exporting drugs to the rival country.

    • @1yoan3
      @1yoan3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was a good war though

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@1yoan3
      So much wrong in one statement

    • @paulolucero9864
      @paulolucero9864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@1yoan3 bruh

    • @Pigmentonic
      @Pigmentonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *wars

    • @randomguy-tg7ok
      @randomguy-tg7ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      China: No, I'm _not_ getting addicted to your drugs.
      Britain: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @aidanhalliwell3940
    @aidanhalliwell3940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "the smoke bombs were not followed by gas, but by the Australians"

  • @carlos6126
    @carlos6126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Everybody died, men, women, and children. The children were tortured four days on end. The men were hung in the streets as decoration. And the women were set on fire"
    *In the background*
    Dun da da da dun dun da da dun dun dun dun

  • @bigmanwilfred4955
    @bigmanwilfred4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The germans fell for a classic blunder, expecting gas, getting australians. Really need to think harder

  • @alendonvaldor5808
    @alendonvaldor5808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I see no mention of one of the mist pivotal battles in Japanese History. Okehazama. Oda Nobunaga convinced one of his villages to surrender and throw a feast for the Imagawa, while he took his forces into the mountains to flank them. His timing was perfect as a powerful thunderstorm rolled in which covered the sound of his charge. That one victory changed the course of history and turned a poor countryside Daimyo into one of the most feared and respected men of his time. Also hated. Especially by Buddist monks XD Which led to yet another dirty trick. Incinerating and massacering the most holy site for the Buddist monks. And then there was him marching his ashigaru with lit matchlocks, and of course his obliteration of the Takeda forces using volley fire and field defenses. Seriously. The man used tactics that were utterly insane to others.

    • @jacobzamorano6862
      @jacobzamorano6862 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you played samurai warriors?

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Fool
      The Demon
      The Legend
      Oda Nobunaga

    • @billhicks4127
      @billhicks4127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's less than they were insane tactics and more than they were tactics that were not considered "honorable" by the japanese daimyos. his use of rifles is an example, firearms where not an unknown concept to the japanese at the time, but Nobunaga is the only one that put them to use, actually training his troops on their use, how to fire on horseback etc. until he used them everyone else just took them for absurd toys imported from the west "Look at the westerner weapons and their silly gunpowder! they fight with fireworks! Hahahaha!"

    • @cooperroh6084
      @cooperroh6084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Speaking of a) Oda Nobunaga and b) Buddhist monks, the fortress of Ishiyama Hongan-ji. Stronghold for the Ikko-ikki buddhist monks and a pain in the ass for Oda. Part of the monks' defensive systems for the fortress were a whole bunch of clay pots buried in the surrounding mud. Seems kinda dumb, but when Oda's forces came charging on horseback, all of the horses' ankles got caught in the pots and SNAPPED considering the speed they were going at. Ingenious and dirty (eventually oda finally captured it, burnt it to the ground, and its foundation lives on today as the base for Osaka Castle, built by Toyotomi Hideyoshi)

    • @alendonvaldor5808
      @alendonvaldor5808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@billhicks4127 Actually, from my understanding, he was one of the first Daimyo to actually get guns. The Shimazu (Technically one of their vassals) got them first and after arranging a marriage to the dutchman who brought them learned how to make the screws needed to produce more. The Oda were one of the first to trade for them from the Shimazu.

  • @4mbrose
    @4mbrose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In terms of the event at the time, it was more than likely considered a dirty trick but maybe not now. During the Hussite Wars (if you’re unaware, the Hussites were from Bohemia, the modern day Czech Republic, and were deemed heretics by the Catholic Church due to ideology. Imagine proto-Protestants, one things they did being preaching in Czech. This launched wars to “cleanse” Bohemia from heresy but they eventually gave up until a thing called the Defenestration of Prague in 1618 where the Czechs threw an Austrian diplomat out a window because they didn’t like the Holy Roman Emperor’s policies he was trying to enforce which then sparked a happy little thing called the 30 Years’ War where 8 million people were killed. After this, the movement died out due to Catholic influence and more Protestant churches.), Bohemians would use wagon forts. When outnumbered, they would set up wagons usually in square formations and put all of their forces in them.
    Riflemen (arquebuses in terms of this period, “primitive” muskets.) would fire at incoming infantry while Bohemian halberdiers, spearmen and other infantry would follow up with a counter attack by charging out of the fort with assistance from artillery. Behind said infantry were the cavalry that were also in said wagon fort and you can see how despite being so simple, it was so effective.
    And so I conclude my essay on this note: Wagenburg >>>>

    • @michaelavlckova4567
      @michaelavlckova4567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, don't forget that they set up the wagons usually on hill or somewhere where they had terrain advantange, which usually caused the enemy cavalry to slow down and let the Bohemians attack.
      Oh, and let's not forget about their singing. It is said they sang so loud and clear the enemy thought there were thousands of men instead of a few hundreds. I believe they once scared the enemy away with the singing :D

  • @miguelolsen70
    @miguelolsen70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:37
    This is by far the dirtiest and most cruel Ive heard

    • @crazy_killa-818
      @crazy_killa-818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miguel Olsen I’m Armenian too man

  • @evermoreonline3537
    @evermoreonline3537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:53 I heard of something similar, that you shouldn’t approach dying suspects, because there’s apparently something called the ‘dead man’s grip’ in which a dying person will attempt to strangle you, and not let go even if they are shot or something.

    • @megazlatan10
      @megazlatan10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evermore Online im pretty sure if you shotgun them to the head they Will let go

    • @macabremage6374
      @macabremage6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is absolutely a thing. Don't approach dying combatants if they can feasibly lurch to their feet or launch themselves at you. Even if they only have a few moments left, it only takes a moment for someone jacked on adrenaline to crush your windpipe.

    • @evermoreonline3537
      @evermoreonline3537 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Levinsky This is like, when you don’t have bullets or whatnot

    • @megazlatan10
      @megazlatan10 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evermore Online im sure a good shovel Will do the trick

    • @the_truth9000
      @the_truth9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crazy

  • @chakatBombshell
    @chakatBombshell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My fav thing about the bat bombs is they super worked and would have been devastating. They worked so well that every test facility burned to the ground from escaped bats.

  • @rabbitearsguy
    @rabbitearsguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sherman during the civil war tearing apart Railroads in the South to permanently ruin their means of transportation.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also burned a miles wide swath through Georgia, looting the crops and cattle he needed and burning the rest. When he came across a textile mill or similar building, the workers (including young children) would be rounded up and shipped to the north so they couldn’t make stuff for the Confederates. Also, only the mill workers were shipped out, so if mom was a mill worker and you weren’t, you were taking care of yourself. Same goes for the opposite scenario, where you’re a mill worker and mom isn’t.

  • @mollymauktealeaf
    @mollymauktealeaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There's the classic trick of stabbing your arrows into a rotting corpse before a battle to make wounds be more likely to get infected (and to deal extra poison damage).

  • @bassmaster6600
    @bassmaster6600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Actually told to me from my uncle who worked on an airbase during the war.
    During Vietnam, to get information from the Vietnamese war prisoners, US troops would take two prisoners up into a helicopter on base. They would fly the heli straight up a hundred feet up or so. A higher up would have a translator on stand by before, without notice or hesitation, kick one of the prisoners out of the hovering copter. They would make the other prisoner watch his ally fall and die before asking them "give us some info or you'll end up like him". Even if they were given info, they would kill them the same way anyway. Once that was all said and done, they move onto the next pair. My uncle just watched in fear.
    Haunts him to this day watching the cleaning crew scrubbing the blood and bits off the helipad.

  • @PokeMaster22222
    @PokeMaster22222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:25 "Private Joe Blow"
    ...Uh...save it for your bedroom, alright, fella?

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:17 That is literally a fighting game technique. Tune the opponent’s reflexes to counter one tactic, then abruptly switch to another that counters the counter when they least expect it.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it started as a real fighting technique... And then a wartime technique.

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    a really nasty story in a book comes to mind:
    back in the early days of the USA, some people "generously" gave free blankets to native Americans...which has be intentionally contaminated with several diseases! essentially biological warfare disguised as charity...
    -that was in a book called "flesh and silver". one of the villains used "indian blanket" as a password for his computer.
    the OTHER main villain tried to enslave a bunch of people using mercenaries PRETENDING to be aid workers! "helping hands foundation"...

    • @averagejohnson8364
      @averagejohnson8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is not factual. Seriously think about it

  • @huuamai8151
    @huuamai8151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how you can complain that poisoning wells and water sources is a war crime. It's so civil considering that two forces are killing thousands of people of the other faction.
    It reminds me of games where people complain about cheating and stuff.

    • @GoErikTheRed
      @GoErikTheRed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The African campaigns were actually pretty civil. At least compared to the clusterfuck going on in Germany at the time. The stakes were a lot lower in the colonies, and it was still a war of movement. The German commander mostly just wanted to evade the British, tying down troops so they couldn't go fight on the western front.

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because poisoning wells was easily reversible? /s

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 I don't understand your point.

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huuamai8151 Poisoning water sources, especially in arid area, usually aren't really reversible, at least not in short term. That shit legit caused legendary blood feud. You won't win locals that way.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 However, pointing out that it's your sign, dipping a cup, and taking a drink while saying "Don't let the Germans see you doing this".....

  • @dorianmus6771
    @dorianmus6771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Germans droped food packs on starving Stalingrad when opened they would explode

    • @_k9tron_53
      @_k9tron_53 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In hunger games I believe the rebels dropped support packages with parachutes and a friendly tinkling tune on the fleeing aristocrats which exploded on contact. I think that scene was based off this.
      Haunting really

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      K9tron Malevolence didnt that kill prim? I forgot

    • @Blaine1McCammack
      @Blaine1McCammack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isn't true/fake news

  • @sabotage7369
    @sabotage7369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    13:42 Im fairly sure the only reason the plan to send incendiary bats into Japan didn’t work was because the nuke finished at basically the same time as the bats, making them obsolete. But I could be wrong

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. There was no need for anything fancy as basic firebombs were already burning Japan to rubble.

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read that after the testing area was burned down the army refused to continue and the project was given to the marines who actually had success, but as you said the Nuclear bomb was ready for use so they cancelled it. Using animals in war is cruel!

  • @yaRtreboR
    @yaRtreboR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    U.S. troops in WWII realized that M1 Garands made loud pinging noises when reloaded. Thus, to draw out enemies, they would load an emptied magazine into the gun and release the clip. When Axis forces looked for the guys reloading, all troops would focus fire on anyone who peeked out of cover.

    • @vk3139
      @vk3139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of all the things that never happened, this one never happened more than most.

    • @mnguy98
      @mnguy98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While the Garand ping is audible, it's not really noticeable from any significant distance... especially not after your unprotected ears have been blasted by the various noises of battle. Even if someone *did* happen to hear one GI's rifle go ping, said GI has about a dozen guys on either side of him who *didn't* go ping yet.

  • @sammyherbert
    @sammyherbert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The one that I know of was Operation Mincemeat.
    The British in WW2 dressed up a dead Welsh homeless man as a intelegence agent and sent him to the shore of Italy with a briefcase of falsified information for tactical deception.
    Although the relative success of the trick is disputable, Sicily was saved much faster than anticipated with fewer casualties.

  • @crowo7141
    @crowo7141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Smh the real dirt move was when lee Harvey Oswald 360 no scoped Nixon

    • @Theguythatsmex
      @Theguythatsmex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REKT

    • @rabbit3734
      @rabbit3734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup it was definitely Nixon.

    • @crowo7141
      @crowo7141 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rabbit3734 of course it was smh😂

    • @JackBlackYakAttack
      @JackBlackYakAttack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um not sure it was Nixon but lol

    • @crowo7141
      @crowo7141 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JackBlackYakAttack smh it totally was Nixon

  • @s3ct0rxf0ur9
    @s3ct0rxf0ur9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’d say the dirtiest war tactic would be having two of your best men raid your primary targets safe house on the Georgian-Russian border, having them escape with loads and loads of information on the target, and when they arrive at the LZ to extract the information, you shoot them, cover them in gasoline and light them on fire.
    Rip in peace Ghost/Roach 😔✊

  • @Killzoneguy117
    @Killzoneguy117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At the Battle of Red Cliffs, the massive armies of the northern warlord Cao Cao marched south to reunify China one and for all. His army consisted of a land contingent and a sizable fleet sailing down the Yangtze River. On the other side were the armies of warlords Sun Quan and Liu Bei. Despite their combined strength, the southern coalition was outnumbered. Despite Cao Cao's numerical advantage, his men were not used to travelling by boat, so to improve stability, Cao Cao had his ships chained together, turning them into one giant floating platform for his army. Seeing this, Sun Quan's general, Huang Gai came up with a brilliant strategem to defeat Cao Cao's numerically superior force. Huang Gai led his small force of ships up to Cao Cao's forces, claiming to want to defect to Cao Cao. Cao Cao was happy to receive Huang Gai, hoping he'd bring valuable intel and thus help him deliver a swift victory. However, as Huang Gai's ships approached Cao Cao's fleet, Huang Gai gave a signal and his men set their own ships alight and abandoned ship right before aiming them at Cao Cao's fleet. Huang Gai's fire ships completely took Cao Cao by surprise as they crashed into Cao Cao's fleet. As Cao Cao was coming from the north, the situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the wind was blowing northward, thus blowing the fire towards the rest of his fleet. Before long, Cao Cao's entire fleet was aflame, and most of his men drowned. At this point, Sun Quan and Liu Bei counterattacked his remaining forces on land, forcing Cao Cao to retreat, and completely stopping his southward expansion, and his plans to reunify China.

  • @jacktaylor2225
    @jacktaylor2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    For anyone that dosent know that the Monash was the first Australians general to lead Australia’s first men before that they where used as cannon fodder by the British he was a revolutionary man and that is why his portrait is on the Australian $100 bill or note depending where ur from

    • @the_truth9000
      @the_truth9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sgt montgomry !!!! What I don’t understand is why it’s considered so dirty? They did the same thing and minus the few weeks of poison bombing which probably killed very few, the main battle only lasted 90 minutes most likely saving more lives than taking

  • @chancerbox1935
    @chancerbox1935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:25 ww1 was in the time where there was advanced warfare but before laws regulating that warfare

  • @Hockeyskill9
    @Hockeyskill9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In ancient Egypt, cats were held in high regards. According to one of their goddesses, the punishment for killing a cat was death. So when Persia invaded Egypt, the Persians had cats as hostages at the Battle of Pelusium, and the Egyptians refused to fight and surrendered.

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    13:20 Well... That plan 'backfired'. :3

    • @MrFlubber
      @MrFlubber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah it just fired

  • @kelnhide
    @kelnhide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know if this actually happened or not, but the dirtiest trick I ever read about was the strategy of the empty castle. This was Ancient China, mind you. Basically what happened was that this one general inside a palace was warned that an opposing nation was coming for his palace, now seeing that he lacks the force to defend his castle he had the insane idea to open all the gates make a lot of loud noise to generally make it seem like they were having a festival. The reasoning behind this was that if the enemy saw that they were celebrating, then that must mean that they're REALLY confident that then can defend their castle.
    As the enemy general was approaching the castle, he heard the music, saw all the gates were open and thought to himself, "hmm, this is either a trap or they're really confident that they'll win this skirmish" so he turned back.
    I might not have brought the story any justice it deserves, but the story is brilliant and ballsy as hell regardless.

    • @jjy941
      @jjy941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was a story in Sun Tzu's art of war. The gates were opened but they weren't having a festival, rather the general, who was well known to be a great and devious tactician, welcomed the enemy with open arms. The enemy general, fearing a trap in lieu of the reputation of the general before him, chose not to attack.

    • @kelnhide
      @kelnhide 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jjy941 Now that I read up on it again, I fucked up the story, lol. It was a battle between Cao Cao and Lu Bu. Cao Cao being the devious tactician in the story.

    • @macabremage6374
      @macabremage6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another tactic was simply to open the gates and *invite the invaders in.* Congratulations, all your troops are hidden in your palace and can strike at any time, and the enemy thinks you're surrendering.

  • @RacinZilla003
    @RacinZilla003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Subutai Baatur. Just about every campaign he fought had the dirtiest and most cimplex set of tricks I've ever read throughout the entirety of Military History but my favoirite is definitely the Great Kwarezmian Raid.
    Subutai had his Mongol force of roughly 20,000 face up against a coalition of Russian and Hungarian forces of 80,000. Instead of fighting head on, Subutai retreated for 9 days though he always made sure that his army was to be only a few hours ahead of the opposing vanguard.
    During their retreat Subutai had his men make toys to leave behind then slowly release prisoners to give the impression that they were an uncoordinated force of families and peasant soldiers. At the end of the eighth day, Subutai had managed to stretch the opposing army so much so that the Vanguard could no longer be supported. In the morning of the ninth day, Subutai turned his entire army around and launched a brutal strike against the coalition.
    80,000 men turned into a long line of 1,000 - 10,000 man sections and were easily crushed by the Mongol horde.
    The rearguard caught wind of what was happening and decided to set up a defensive position over by a near by hill and sat there for three days more as the Mongols surrounded them and bombarded the fledgeling army with a constant hail of arrows.
    Naturally, the remaining force attempted to call for a ceasefire and go home without a fight. Subutai accepted this surrender and once the coalition aemy had left the hill the Mongols attacked however Subutai ordered that a gap in the line be present. This made the remaining force's morale to break and attempt to flee rather than fight and were easily cut down.
    TL;DR Subutai bamboozles and wins against a force four times larger than his own

  • @notbobsaget5192
    @notbobsaget5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Suprised the battle of san jacinto was not mentioned. Texas won its independence from Mexico by wakeing up very early after the Mexican army got drunk and partied. We slit all their thoughts as the slept, winning the battle in 18min. Mexico surrendered and retreated across the Rio Grande. Remeber the Alamo.

    • @mothertoad6941
      @mothertoad6941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Slit their *thoughts*

    • @koroanime2091
      @koroanime2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mothertoad6941 i read it as throats guess my brain just fills in the blanks xD

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Independance? Has been represented as a US invasion

    • @notbobsaget5192
      @notbobsaget5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianmoseley9910 lol the United states wasent even involved. Texas was its own country before it decided to accept the United States Invitation to join the US. Try again.

    • @ashkrikorian5753
      @ashkrikorian5753 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      so then why is Mexico still butt hurt about this? if your troops are that lazy and stupid... they deserve to lose it

  • @collinramsey3935
    @collinramsey3935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have one. During WWI, Winston Churchill wanted America to join the Allies, so he used many hundreds of people as human shields, on a ship alongside a supplies ship. The Germans found out about this, and warned the Americans not to go onto that ship, because they knew it was alongside a supplies ship, and they would have to torpedo one of the ships. The Americans either didn't find out or ignored them, so they went on anyway, and the civilian ship, much to the German soldiers' horror, was sank. The name of the civilian ship? The Lusitania!

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They didn't mention the trench gun.
    Good to know.

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember seeing this purple haired lady turn her capital ship around at the enemies mobile fob and engaging the hyperdrive without the inhibitors activated resulting in the fob being torn in half and the debris from the crash destroying the entire enemy fleet. It’s like the one thing that everyone in the entire galaxy had agreed to never do.

  • @alanaz5151
    @alanaz5151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    idk if this counts but bush invaded iraq after 9/11 and they recently found out that the evidence bush used was faulty, so therefore bush invaded iraq for no reason becides oil :P

    • @billhicks4127
      @billhicks4127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, that wasn't an old war trick. That was a lie. We knew it was a lie, we just didn't have any proof to corroborate the claim.

    • @davidsundkvist7038
      @davidsundkvist7038 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he had a reason tho, oil..

  • @jameson1239
    @jameson1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vinyl ridge is my favourite where the Canadians literally dug underground almost right up to the German defences and popped in front of them

  • @dustonian7718
    @dustonian7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My teacher once told me this story which I can’t remember much of but he and his men were hiding behind trees and stuff and so were the enemy, so it got really quiet (btw no shots were fired yet) and he said “BOOM” really loudly and the enemy took off.

  • @hailmary7283
    @hailmary7283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of my all time favorites was by Subotai (I'm probably spelling that incorrectly). Subotai was one of Ghengis Khan's generals and was leading a force into Europe where a group of Balkan nations made an alliance to fight off the invading Mongols. He then convinced one of the nations to betray the other nations by giving them wagons full of valuable gold. The nation retreated back to their home land and allowed Subotai to absolutely destroy the other nations. However, the gold weighed down the wagons, and Subotai's army easily caught up and slaughtered their allies and took back all their Gold.

  • @yaakovkrakowich4563
    @yaakovkrakowich4563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The time the Armenians dropped pallets of flour on a mountainside side battle against the Azeris. It was psychological warfare, the Azeris thought it was a chemical weapons attack, were routed and slaughtered. Wish I posted in the thread

  • @Sp3ctralJ
    @Sp3ctralJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The drip rifle was genius

  • @rabbit3734
    @rabbit3734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    During Operation Phantom Fury, insurgents would jack their men up with adrenaline, so it would take half of a U.S. Marine's clip to kill 1 insurgent. I have a friend who fought there, and he said he had to stab an enemy 4 times in the skull to kill them.

  • @team7tv_
    @team7tv_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seems like every major victory was because some general was like: ima just do this age old tradition differently. And it completely shocking the enemy

    • @bikechainimmortalis6923
      @bikechainimmortalis6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, yeah. Strategy is built around what you expect the other people to do, so being good at that and then going drastically outside of that will get you a win.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:40 "This happened nightly". I'm not a general, but maybe the Iranians should have changed their tactic.

  • @blazedfatass8465
    @blazedfatass8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not exactly a dirty trick, but in ww2, the Germans acted like they were going through North and central Belgium to attack France. When the French troops got into position to defend Belgium, they moved through the Ardennes in the south and got to the coast, cutting off most of the French army. France, being defenseless, surrendered after the capture of Paris.

  • @commanderfoxtrot
    @commanderfoxtrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jenga’s Khan
    That’s what the bot made Genghis Khan sound like.

  • @sethkang4410
    @sethkang4410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When us army cant take down taliban snipers from mountain. They called an airstrike.

  • @SeamusMcKendree
    @SeamusMcKendree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    No one:
    Not me:
    Not you:
    People who are early: *fIrSt*

    • @TophatMilo
      @TophatMilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      First reply lol

  • @NickFish117
    @NickFish117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Geep”

    • @connorrist7028
      @connorrist7028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicolas sean Whitman “Jengas Khan”

  • @paulthenotsogreat8032
    @paulthenotsogreat8032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know that iconic *DING!* sound the M1 Garand makes once you empty the clip? The ones you hear in FPS games?
    Germans soon figured out that the *Ding!* sound meant the US soldier was out of ammo and used it in their favor to advance or retreat once they hear it.
    The US soldiers soon realized this and began to intentionally makes the *Ding* sounds on their rifles to trick the Germans into moving from their cover.

  • @johnthomas6224
    @johnthomas6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    USA putting gallons of lsd and acid in local water supply back in Vietnam god just picturing fighting a war when a dragon is between you and your shit paper lol.

  • @Autechltd
    @Autechltd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >play Three Kingdoms Total War
    >see poor faction with little to no food
    >trade food for money/land
    >cancel food trade once money/land has been received
    laughingCaoCao.scroll

  • @mattlinthicum4207
    @mattlinthicum4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you want a dirty trick, TH-cam wants you to pay to end ads or they can keep getting that ad revenue regardless

  • @johndoeanon445
    @johndoeanon445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like half of these can be summed up by: "Did you know that sometimes, commanders DON'T smash their armies together like kids with action figures. Sometimes, they ACTUALLY THINK! What an idea, right guys?".

  • @bamwesty8158
    @bamwesty8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Convincing the American population that they’re the good guys

  • @Sleepless_Sam
    @Sleepless_Sam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "the smoke bombs were not followed by gas, but by the Australians"
    The single most terrifying thing that could happen in a war.

  • @lifesimulator3964
    @lifesimulator3964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not sure which idea came first but at 1 point, the US wanted to nuke Tokyo.
    Some ambassador stopped the president by expressing its cultural significance.
    Hence America decided to firebomb it instead...
    *America 100*

  • @eamonnrussell1
    @eamonnrussell1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ll add one. Tom Barry, genius guerrilla leader in the Irish war of independence, had his small flying column under siege in a small village in the south of Ireland by the British. He knew the Brits were short of resources, so he blew a trumpet as if a huge army was about to storm out of the village. The Brits then retreated, expecting a bloodbath. Then the few Irish troops were able to sneak out and regroup. Genius.

  • @flare9757
    @flare9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Battle of Itter Castle:
    Wehrmacht soldiers fighting alongside US Soldiers against the Waffen SS. Good prank on the real villains of WW2.

    • @gengis737
      @gengis737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Whermacht killed and starved to death civilians and prisoners by millions on Eastern Front. Not better than the SS (which became a large force later).

    • @okyourerightbut5893
      @okyourerightbut5893 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gengis737 And allied soldiers raped hundreds of thousands - couple million german women. There is no true good guys in a war like that.

  • @aeringothyk5445
    @aeringothyk5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “We will find peace” said the spider to the fly as the fly saw the spiders’ jet fighters in the sky.

  • @AA-wv1pr
    @AA-wv1pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you could sneak something into hitlers food why would it be estrogen loool

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In theory, anything fatal would be found before it made it to hitler. But Estrogen could be snuck in no problem. Though it making Hitler more agreeable just seems kinda like an 11th hour thought.

    • @umcaraqualquer3640
      @umcaraqualquer3640 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NEEDbacon It would fuck up his hormones though... at least more than they already were.

  • @dksider9875
    @dksider9875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Battle of Pelusium was a war between Egypt and Persia where Egypt is defending and Persia is attacking. At that time Egyptians believed some animals were sacred (e.g. cats) and would never hurt them in any way shape or form. The Persians knew this and abused it, the 7000 Persians were equipped with cats for Shields against 50000 Egyptians. The Egyptian soldiers were worried they would harm the cats and did not attack. The Persians won.

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    British confirmed dirtiest fighters

    • @darkice3267
      @darkice3267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rwdplz1 At least our ships did not fire while under a white flag

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh, i just remembered a story in a book, "cloak and cipher" about how codes and cryptography have changed history:
    during the siege of Dunkirk, someone noticed that the Germans were using a simple strategy: first, they would use several different colors of "very" signal rockets to signal the artillery to fire, then sued a different set of rockets to signal "stop firing", then their troops would advance.
    so he used HIS "very" rockets to MIMIC the "fire" command, causing the German troops to get hit by their own artillery! he did this several times, and the Germans stopped attacking AT ALL for the rest of the night!

  • @eggy5225
    @eggy5225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can someone punch me plz?

  • @syrusalder7795
    @syrusalder7795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an australian, i love the part at 3:06
    We can be an absolutely terrifying enemy at times

  • @elizabeth712
    @elizabeth712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    gEeP

  • @koops6899
    @koops6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ok we'll fight tomorrow because it's the sabbath today and we aren't allowed to do war" *attacks when other faction is asleep*

  • @bobbytun
    @bobbytun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:35 the Germans complained about war crimes? The ACTUAL FRICK?

  • @MrBongo-pe9zb
    @MrBongo-pe9zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    France: *Makes maggot line*
    Germany:What if we went through Belgium?

  • @cannedsir4258
    @cannedsir4258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sun T Zed U

  • @lukekent9386
    @lukekent9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would not say the Art of War said getting surrounded was a GOOD idea, but rather that a cornered and desperate fighting force should not be underestimated.

  • @CornDogShaun
    @CornDogShaun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @7:53 So, the 'paste words into robot voice' is hard enough to listen to, then you add the bad edit audio pops and parts of a line from other audio...
    How hard is it to listen to the robot voice while copy/pasting or editing?
    Can you not change Sun Tzu's name from "Sun tee zed you", to 'sun soo' or 'sun sue' or 'sun zoo' so that we don't have to listen to this amateur garbage?
    I guess pumping 'content' out efficiently, is more important than being good at it.
    Unsubbed. Last video I watch from here.

  • @paulthenotsogreat8032
    @paulthenotsogreat8032 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:57 was the tactic used in D-DAY. Basically, allies forced their troops to the beach. Imagine being stuck there.
    >On their front was the "impregnable" wall full of mines, barbed wires, and german machine guns raining down on them.
    >On their back was the rough seas of the English Channel.
    >Staying put was out of the question, they're being continuously bombarded by coastline artillery and mortar defenses and strafed by German Lutwaffe. Other boats are also continuously arriving and soon the beach will be crowded.
    2 choices: turn back and swim across the cold waters back to england or Move forward and kill the enemy.

  • @chasecharland1160
    @chasecharland1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one I know, ancient China. City under siege by overwhelming odds, city wants to surrender but the commander doesn't want to give up, so he sends a message to enemy general saying "our ancestral burial mounds out side the city walls, plz don't desecrate them or we will lose hope and surrender" sure enough enemy general takes the bait and digs up all the graves, now the ppl in the city are pissed off and vow to never surrender. City commander then tells all his male soldiers to hide inside the city while all the women go to the walls and cry and scream for days, enemy army gets super drunk anticipating surrender any minute. City commander orders holes in walls to be dug, and one night when enemy army is partying, sends out 10 thousand oxen painted like dragons and with oil soaked cloth tied to their tails set on fire and stampede enemy camp followed by 5 thousand men dressed in black and gags in mouth to be quiet, almost all enemy army killed. Sneaky af.

  • @muserock2367
    @muserock2367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:38 the Russians came up with a relatively similar plan. Attach mines to dogs, only feed the dogs from bowls positioned under tanks so they are conditioned to look for food under tanks. Let the dogs loose on the battlefield so they run towards tanks and go under them, detonating the mines on the thin under armour of tanks, destroying the tank.
    Solid plan. Would probably have worked if the Russians hadn't trained the dogs using THEIR OWN TANKS! So the Russians released the dogs, they turned round and ran straight at the Russian tanks and blew up their own side.

  • @JonoSSD
    @JonoSSD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm amazed this video didn't mention Cambyses II and the fact the literally threw loads of cats at the Egyptian armies, who worshipped the hell outta them, so they'd be too distracted to fight. And it worked.

  • @FrozenFox20
    @FrozenFox20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i hate this one: Snipers usually leave their victims screaming in pain in bad positions in order to try and lure others come rescue them. Then they pop them too. I heard a story of US troops losing 4 men because they one by one went to an open area to try get 1 wounded man in cover.

  • @thecombatwombat7652
    @thecombatwombat7652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Romans during conquest of Spain
    Romans: "Come discuss peace terms"
    Barbarians: "Ok"
    Romans: "stab stab stab"
    Also the King of Romania in their war of independence ordered his troops to dress up as Janissaries and went out to kill the Ottoman patrols. He then sent out people with the plague towards the Ottoman army to slow them down, and finally he had thousands of people impaled with stakes to make a forest and this finally stopped the Ottoman army. The King is called Vlad the Impaler/III

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      vald the impaler aka dracula

  • @michaeldorso7099
    @michaeldorso7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot who it was but back in the times of the Romans, one army didn't even lift a bow or sword. Gifted the enemy troops some wine, poisoned it with cyanide and watched their entire military die.

  • @benscullion3693
    @benscullion3693 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Narrowwater bombings in the Troubles in 1979 was also extremely devious. On a regular British army patrol, a 227kg fertiliser bomb exploded at the roadside, destroying a British truck and killing six soldiers. The IRA had studied the way the brits responded to incidents like this and correctly predicted that the British reinforcements would set up an Incident command post on the other side of the road, by a gatehouse. In the gatehouse was an 800kg fertiliser bomb that exploded and killed 12 soldiers. This was the single most deadliest bombing by the IRA in the troubles

  • @fabianzimmermann5495
    @fabianzimmermann5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In WW2 the Germans attached explosives to their guns, when they had to leave them behind. When an allied soldier tried to fire the gun, it would explode in his hands.

  • @DJ_Jarq
    @DJ_Jarq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:57 That is why I send the surviving Red Army soldiers to the Gulags, so they see it as a lose-lose situations.

  • @alphix0128
    @alphix0128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was listening to the son of a WWII vet tell his dad's story. He said that when his father (American btw) was stationed in France, they used to raid the cellars for wine. One cellar in particular was being used by both the Allies and the Germans. During the day, the American troops would go down there and get their fill. During the night, the Americans would come out and give the all clear so that the Germans could come get their fill as well. One night however, he was supposed to move out to a new position. His squad waited all day in the cellar without drinking any of the wine. When night fell, they waited for the Germans to enter the cellar. They waited until the Germans were nice and drunk and then threw a grenade down there. Afterwards, there was complete silence, and they moved out.

  • @X.Y.Z.07
    @X.Y.Z.07 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That battle in La Hammel was done almost similarly to the battle in which Scipio fought Carthage in Iberia..
    For one week straight he kept a routine of going out to the field, formed formations, march, stop, then pull back again to the camp.
    On the 7th day, before the sun even set, he told his men to have breakfast sooner, then sent out skirmishers to the Carthaginian camp, while his men finishing up their food and setting up formation.
    In the end the Carthaginian were completely unprepared and had to rushed out the men with empty stomach...