Bad Boys for Life RED CARPET! Ft. Michael Reeves

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  • @redstonenick302
    @redstonenick302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15170

    " I'm more than just content "
    " I know you're my friend "
    " I'm ok with just being content "
    He was expertly dodging the friend zone from the begining

    • @spysappingmysentry5840
      @spysappingmysentry5840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

      The man knows how to stay in a relationship

    • @Mister_Smith_YT
      @Mister_Smith_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      I feel like being content-zoned is much worse

    • @CerberusHD
      @CerberusHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *you're

    • @rolin8076
      @rolin8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They are SOO cute together 😅🥰

    • @rbtchan2306
      @rbtchan2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Mister_Smith_YT boom...
      Content zone...and always like that :) that circle of friendzone

  • @Lavapurg
    @Lavapurg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13368

    Imagine sitting alone in your house then you hear someone lockpicking your doors and find a minion midget with a taser gun scurrying towards you at Mach 10

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      So that's why dark souls music was playing

    • @terminal2124
      @terminal2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      The way you phrased it makes it much scarier

    • @chickennugget5466
      @chickennugget5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He pops around the corner and giornos theme starts playing

    • @maksimcho.
      @maksimcho. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      mach 10 lmao

    • @Jasonr-
      @Jasonr- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What is he koro sensei

  • @icabero
    @icabero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5592

    I love how everyone was towering over michael as he just repeated "hi, hello, hi, hello" because that's the best representation of anxiety I have seen

    • @zomboss9242
      @zomboss9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *or he really is a 12 year old*

    • @milliecabrera9355
      @milliecabrera9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@zomboss9242 im 22 and I do that

    • @sparkyoac6550
      @sparkyoac6550 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Millie Cabrera i think that was meant to be a joke..

    • @milliecabrera9355
      @milliecabrera9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sparkyoac6550 it is a joke but my dumb ass understood it very late

    • @xuannguyenpham1715
      @xuannguyenpham1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We all do.

  • @hwottao3218
    @hwottao3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7621

    "I have a genetic disease."
    "Called being a filipino"
    As a filipino i died at this

    • @katepowellmoral9908
      @katepowellmoral9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      HAHAHAHA so true

    • @potato3891
      @potato3891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same😂😂

    • @th3duckonquack
      @th3duckonquack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      As a Filipino I can say that is true

    • @christianschipper7537
      @christianschipper7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      how am i full filipino but 5'11 and 15?? da fuq?!?!?

    • @hwottao3218
      @hwottao3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@christianschipper7537 weird flex but ok

  • @paulfisher1859
    @paulfisher1859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10125

    Michael is more present in other people’s content than his own

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      its a lot easier when youre not the one editing or making ideas for things and just existing for people to film

    • @notlogical4016
      @notlogical4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@synthvt so all the movie stars in the world

    • @andrewbacon7042
      @andrewbacon7042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is accurate

    • @synthvt
      @synthvt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@notlogical4016 basically, though acting is a bit different because you need to be able to put yourself mentally in whatever situation you gotta be in, rather than hanging out with the homies

    • @arthurfc14
      @arthurfc14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Apparently this is how he pays the rent

  • @CommunTube
    @CommunTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26402

    The fact that Michael knows how to pick locks makes him more terrifying

    • @MashedPotatoesXD
      @MashedPotatoesXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

      If i see that shit when the door unlocked i would go full on *alarm clock* 3:38

    • @dankerthanclanker
      @dankerthanclanker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

      "Hello, this is the LockPickingCoder and today we have a Kwikset that's been modified with a Taser."
      I sincerely hope someone out there read that in LPL's voice.

    • @harrystone3527
      @harrystone3527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@dankerthanclanker I did

    • @puerkito9893
      @puerkito9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      dankerthanclanker
      I did

    • @awakaxis
      @awakaxis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      666 likes.

  • @conspiracy_0011
    @conspiracy_0011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4933

    The speed at which Michael shuffled off after picking that lock and turning off the lights was immeasurable

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      *Insert Dark Souls death noise*

    • @jioriux
      @jioriux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am spid

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what timecode?

    • @dementedfish4773
      @dementedfish4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pantsmode 3:38

    • @jackwilly456
      @jackwilly456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Micheal Thundergod Crackhead Lock-Pickin’ Reeves

  • @xlovrui
    @xlovrui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4526

    I just realized that Michael gave Lily his jacket at the Red Carpet 🥺

    • @rorymckinlay2496
      @rorymckinlay2496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I think this is as well like only a couple of days before they started dating

    • @zetoghetto
      @zetoghetto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Didn’t see that thx for telling us

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i dont think she said thanks >:(

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@theslightlysaltysalad1460 i want a hour long apology from lily saying thanks the mykull for the jacket. Now.

    • @wisdom23feb62
      @wisdom23feb62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@LetMeEatIt I- please say you’re joking right...

  • @liammartinero5759
    @liammartinero5759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5480

    It's amazing how Michael can be so anxious and yet devoid of fear at the same time, just saying random shit to people he doesn't know lol.

    • @poofa4009
      @poofa4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Oh it's really easy once you stop caring about your public image. He's only anxious because he's 90% sure he's not really supposed to be there, and is sure at any second someone will realize and kick him out.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I think he was in tunnel vision mode, where all he could see was about a foot in front of him

    • @kdr1235
      @kdr1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      "ah yes hello I do youtube videos" while looking everybody in the eyes and turning around like a maniac

    • @backfake5415
      @backfake5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I think its something a lot of introverts experience when trying to be extrovertive, I get that a lot when being around very extrovertive friends despite being naturally introvertive, you just kinda force yourself to be outgoing and it ends up looking awkwardly crazy.

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats how it works

  • @neetnootneetnoot
    @neetnootneetnoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    He let her borrow his coat cuz she was cold... AND SHE ACCEPTED IT.
    Flag placed

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I mean I think they're dating

    • @f.b.i2020
      @f.b.i2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They are she announced it on a stream for reak

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      timestamp?

    • @arshawitoelar7675
      @arshawitoelar7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Bone_guy no u

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sidekic1109 They aren't dating at this time

  • @zacksargent
    @zacksargent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4869

    Michael Reeves is the only famous person I've ever seen with acne, and he's honestly like a role model.

    • @zacksargent
      @zacksargent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      @SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti Do not try and suppress my desire to taze. I know what I said

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      He’s still young but I used to have similar acne problems very similar face and back. Isotretinoin save my life. Now I have little scars because it was very bad but are barely noticeable. Michael should try that.

    • @Donkyelburro
      @Donkyelburro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      For experience once you got that level of acne creams, shoaps, lotions are like nothing

    • @zanethezaniest274
      @zanethezaniest274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SpaghettiSpaghetti Neverforghetti
      The correct word is Overlord

    • @Callzorify
      @Callzorify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alisson Becker of Liverpool FC has it too

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    00:52 Scarra is the Dad who knows his kid's shenanigans too well so he won't even try to stop them anymore.

    • @creamy_fries1004
      @creamy_fries1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A normal day in the otv house for dad Scarra

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s a normal day, XD

  • @oner6328
    @oner6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4137

    The fact he moves that fast and knows how to pick locks makes him so scary and is buff enough to kick my ass makes him scarier

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      don't forget about the taser

    • @ruz01_7
      @ruz01_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And can make a projectile homing weapon out of anything

    • @Carlos-ne3zf
      @Carlos-ne3zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Also the fact he builds automatized torture machines for fun

    • @oner6328
      @oner6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That too

    • @Poplock4121
      @Poplock4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tazer machine gun

  • @kpoppfp2525
    @kpoppfp2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8512

    lily should've included the part in the stream when michael gave her his suit jacket cause she was cold
    we need _Wholesome Michael Content_

    • @blitz-o-byte
      @blitz-o-byte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      oh crap i need CLIPS

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      I ship them. Just because. I do not support abusive relationships though.
      Remember that ships are not things to take seriously.
      Note: Nevermind that. They're dating now.

    • @azzazelynn988
      @azzazelynn988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@blitz-o-byte It's on Lily's vod channel. I'm sure you'll find a time stamp in the comments somewhere

    • @Flower-gb8co
      @Flower-gb8co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      IRIS Corporation, you took a good thing and you just.... you just.... eh.

    • @fullcrackalchemist
      @fullcrackalchemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@jannikschmidt8511 I get that but I'm more feeling chaotic evil sibling energy.

  • @derpmanaveragegamer7791
    @derpmanaveragegamer7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6236

    Me: "Michael cant possibly get more terrifying, right?"
    Michael: *picks a lock with a bobby pin in like probably less than 5 mins*
    Me: "oh god no"

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      *Wears terrifying minion mask*
      HAVE FUN WITH MY TASER

    • @mikeylee9151
      @mikeylee9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Michael is definition of modded skyrim

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      *Minion Michael, Destroyer of Turtles*

    • @Konspirantas
      @Konspirantas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bad horse is pleased

    • @starflyer5707
      @starflyer5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Picklocking” wait isn’t it lockpicking

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3135

    2:32 I don't know why Michael eating a crêpe with a sign in the background that says "Filipino" is so funny to me

    • @kineshi
      @kineshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      good eyes

    • @Tonkazzu
      @Tonkazzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      LOL IT SAYS BIG BOI FILIPINO LMAO

    • @jomo3480
      @jomo3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @anshulshah1219
      @anshulshah1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kineshi Bad eyes.

    • @finnthefrogo9092
      @finnthefrogo9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      REALLY LOL

  • @nicksmotherman6699
    @nicksmotherman6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    Stylist:
    “Is he like this at the house?”
    Lily:
    *bruh* “He’s like this EVERYWHERE”

  • @DirtSeller87
    @DirtSeller87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    Michael reeves: The destroyers of turtles, harnesser of electricity and looks surprisingly good in a suit

    • @wormspeaker
      @wormspeaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Everyone looks surprisingly good in a suit. That's what they're for.

    • @Martin-rh6bn
      @Martin-rh6bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Man I'd be gay for Michael in a suit...

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea Michael be lookin like a top notch lad in that suit

    • @LarryTL
      @LarryTL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      everyone looks good in a suit that fits

    • @DirtSeller87
      @DirtSeller87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Martin-rh6bn its not gay if he's the child of zues

  • @guilhermemadureira5885
    @guilhermemadureira5885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3586

    "The lockpick minion doesn't exist and can't hurt you"
    The lockpick minion: 3:38

    • @stork01
      @stork01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Terror

    • @miraqen7801
      @miraqen7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *Getting Assaulted At 3 AM By A Lockpick Minion (scary)*

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Picklocking*

    • @JohnSmith-vb5ck
      @JohnSmith-vb5ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ChibiSilex It's Lock picking, failed grammar nazi.

    • @ChibiSilex
      @ChibiSilex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JohnSmith-vb5ck Looks like someone needs to watch the clip again.

  • @medic1453
    @medic1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

    Lily: *slips while going down on the stairs*
    Michael: F R E A K F R E A K

    • @gigachad7230
      @gigachad7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don’t forget he stands like a Skyrim NPC

  • @duranmclemore8667
    @duranmclemore8667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    "Are we supposed to socialize?"
    That's social interaction and I don't support it

    • @JordanRA
      @JordanRA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We don't go outside man outside is scary 😂

    • @fudgelee624
      @fudgelee624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Duran McLemore the fact that this comment has less than 100 likes proves that us viewers don’t support social interaction

    • @elchickon9544
      @elchickon9544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Duran McLemore i sleep with a gun beside my bed, just so when someone breaks in I can just shoot myself. I dont like socializing at all.

    • @andpeeps1570
      @andpeeps1570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment has aged surprisingly well

  • @crazycrazyyungswag1955
    @crazycrazyyungswag1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    Micheal: “We’re just two introverted streamers”
    Also Micheal: Says hi to everyone in his path

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Introverted doesnt mean antisocial, it just means that being in social situations like these for too long is very draining

    • @axolotllan
      @axolotllan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes but they were scare people away Hellos- there is a special form of false greeting the introverted learn where 'Hello' sounds alot like F-Off and/ or noone will find your tongue if this goes on longer than a basic reply.

    • @INeed333Quid
      @INeed333Quid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah im not sure that he is introvert

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As an Introvert, I like to say shit that makes me stand out, it's my way of saying "I'm still here"

    • @mochgaming4873
      @mochgaming4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@INeed333Quid I feel like he's introverted, it's just that he's with someone who he's really comfortable with, someone to sympathize with him and just laugh it off cause it's relatable for both of them, or maybe he's only a bit introvert, if that's a thing.

  • @boostmeup24
    @boostmeup24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    “I was born with a Genetic disease called being Filipino” I FEEL 😭😭 6:44

    • @johnnyjoestar4473
      @johnnyjoestar4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      when you're filipino but also tall somehow so you cant relate

    • @slyphknttdotdotdot637
      @slyphknttdotdotdot637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I too fear ill be 5'2 for the rest of my life

    • @neruneru9713
      @neruneru9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I used to be happy because I'm taller than my mom and is almost as tall as my dad...
      ... *but then I stopped growing.*

    • @jonawottjwt5135
      @jonawottjwt5135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neruneru9713 Same

    • @kris_3220
      @kris_3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      imma be 5 ft for life

  • @wishi6616
    @wishi6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    God I'm uncomfortable watching Michael talk to those random people like that, but at the same time I admire his guts.

  • @pickleking1176
    @pickleking1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    9:57 the fact that he’s like a foot shorter than everyone else makes it so funny

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's like the scene in Fellowship of the Ring when the hobbits are at the Prancing Pony

    • @a_fine_boi5677
      @a_fine_boi5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andymiller1597 lol

    • @commanda3536
      @commanda3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The looks he was getting from everyone🤣🤣🤣

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that's why he made the taser camera!

  • @ninmeu3830
    @ninmeu3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    0:50 The way Micheal runs makes him seem like the kind of guy that would crawl downstairs once his mom said the pizza rolls were done.

    • @livtheolive3888
      @livtheolive3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      justsalty he is that kind of guy

    • @myriadofcolours9861
      @myriadofcolours9861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Scarra sitting there unbothered is iconic

    • @ReijoRitari
      @ReijoRitari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@myriadofcolours9861 I'm not that sure if he's unbothered. More like ready to burst out to full laughter.

    • @cooperbrahmsteadt5123
      @cooperbrahmsteadt5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      justsalty that’s my kinda guy

  • @Beastt-ix8lg
    @Beastt-ix8lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2328

    why yall look like two 12-year-olds lost in a party in the middle of a lot of adults

    • @1nicerboyz206
      @1nicerboyz206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      isnt lily like a boomer so its a 12 year old and a-
      wait a second

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@1nicerboyz206 ARA ARA IT IS

    • @flamius1063
      @flamius1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@stupidperson9250 PREPARE YOURSELF, SHOTA

    • @CTH1297
      @CTH1297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luka Ivkovic
      Oh GOD

  • @lampboi1597
    @lampboi1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Michael: “I can pick locks”
    Also Michael: Has a large assortment of tasers
    Me: *shivers in fear

    • @freddyl0055
      @freddyl0055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time you stop running. Micheal only gets closer

    • @just_boi1027
      @just_boi1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

    • @milkshake7180
      @milkshake7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@just_boi1027 sometime during the video

    • @Aris-dq1cm
      @Aris-dq1cm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@just_boi1027 3:25

  • @talan651
    @talan651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    "How many followers do you have?"
    "10... Or 20..."
    7K people watching the stream: ._.

    • @Heartsprovide
      @Heartsprovide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      I was watching live, that exact moment there, literally 20k people were watching lmao

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was waiting for them to say a couple, 10, 20, 20 thousand

    • @jamesmersh1770
      @jamesmersh1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lamptowel Like Lily doesnt have 924k...

    • @lamptowel
      @lamptowel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jamesmersh1770 theyre trying not to flex i think, it would make them seem obnosous

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lamptowel They aren't trying to be humble, it's literally a fucking joke.

  • @ekkovaan2261
    @ekkovaan2261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4605

    Who would win:
    A normal functioning human being
    Some weird midget-gremlin, wearing a minion mask

    • @ScrewLooseVods
      @ScrewLooseVods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The Gremlin has a taser I think he wins

    • @shnerped3549
      @shnerped3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      you forgot to describe him as a crackhead

    • @quarth9396
      @quarth9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Who also is buff, has a taser and picks locks so you can't hide anywhere. Yeah, i'll be over here accepting death

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dont forget he builds murder death robots for a living and knows how to pick locks...

    • @katsucurry4730
      @katsucurry4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me: a normal functioning human being
      Michael: looks at me with minion face on
      Me: hahaha I’m in danger

  • @somemop1158
    @somemop1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2905

    Me: here for Michael reeves
    Lily: look at the camera so I can use you for views
    Me: she knows

    • @VyktriBell
      @VyktriBell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ruthless businesswoman

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh

    • @anime0wolfs12
      @anime0wolfs12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look Michael's one of the only TH-cam that if I see him in a video I'm going to at least check it out.

  • @jamespolurcia5105
    @jamespolurcia5105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    4:34
    When I saw one of them tried to cover their mouth I knew it was Sykkuno

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now that you pointed that out, I definitely agree

    • @samjohnson5437
      @samjohnson5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah definitely

  • @riskyriskywiggywigi6775
    @riskyriskywiggywigi6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    “I was born with a disease called being Filipino”
    *laughs in tall half-Filipino*

    • @dei9056
      @dei9056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *yes*

    • @jacobmorta3047
      @jacobmorta3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Curse you tall filipino!
      I'm full filipino 18 and 5'7 . WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THAT

    • @lloytre5379
      @lloytre5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I feel bad cause i just turned 15
      And sits on 5'9

    • @vinceyy1838
      @vinceyy1838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yagiya야기야 I’m full Filipino 12yo 5’2 xD

    • @HeroXAS
      @HeroXAS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a tall pure filipino and I don't know why

  • @LunchableSandwich
    @LunchableSandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2508

    You could actually title this "Taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

    • @unfrei6059
      @unfrei6059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Kashmir died on this . 👍🏻

    • @15aia5
      @15aia5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits*

    • @kniti27x
      @kniti27x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isengard, gard, gard, g-g-g-gard

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What you say?

  • @matiasbishop3461
    @matiasbishop3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    I want Michael reeves as a playable character in watchdogs 3

  • @SilverTune
    @SilverTune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    6:07 WHY DOES HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HARRY POTTER AT THE YULE BALL

    • @yamaguchishoe6015
      @yamaguchishoe6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait- 😳

    • @mikajo8635
      @mikajo8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yamaguchishoe6015 It happened the same to me. 😂

  • @dall2734
    @dall2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    The Lockpicking Crackhead.
    The Lockpicking Lawyer's insane cousin.

    • @yeeto_mosquito2943
      @yeeto_mosquito2943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ah... a man of class.

    • @hansonma3024
      @hansonma3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Apparently it’s picklocking according to 3:41

    • @dall2734
      @dall2734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@hansonma3024 Crackhead terminology

    • @aliberkozderya3112
      @aliberkozderya3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah yes cultured people

    • @He-Dead
      @He-Dead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "3 clicked in to place, 4 is binding"

  • @gh0stlyonyoutube
    @gh0stlyonyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    Nobody:
    Micheal:
    “oH thATs smItH wIth!”

    • @Carsif
      @Carsif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kirbgear I'm guessing your auto correction succs "atuo"😂

    • @WelshSwordsman
      @WelshSwordsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Kirbgear No, it's Smill With. 9:47

    • @testsubject228
      @testsubject228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is smill with?

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kirbgear No, he actually said smill with

    • @Kirbgear
      @Kirbgear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well actually don't mind me I was just dumb y'all are right by saying that the original comment was correct and that I said "atuo" instead of "auto" so at the I'm the dumbass here in the end

  • @1deskrat
    @1deskrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    michael reeves confirmed locksmith

    • @nightmare_luna
      @nightmare_luna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope they collap one day... it would be chaos

    • @Suushi870
      @Suushi870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure raking will get through most doors

    • @adjak3654
      @adjak3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Confirmed will smith

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hotaru25189 Yeah I've actually picked a few locker room locks, doors and desk drawers myself (mostly because the keys go missing lol) and its not hard.
      I don't even have lockpicking tools I just used some of my dental instruments I had at hand.

    • @ruscell0000
      @ruscell0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lexender dental instruments??

  • @elonmusksbadideas3336
    @elonmusksbadideas3336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    At 4:52 i feel like Michael just used his psychic powers to make lily slip from the stairs just to call her a freak. Im not joking. Its like he knew what's about to happen. Lmao

    • @02o.
      @02o. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      man stood there like he knew the future but didn’t want to alter it lmfao

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Man I see micheal now and it feels like watching one of the homies that made it out the hood.

    • @freebooterluckless
      @freebooterluckless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Right? I remember first finding his channel when he was 1.5K subs and it’s so weird now

  • @mattiasjohannorglaan2967
    @mattiasjohannorglaan2967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I like how Scarra just sits in the background, eating and shaking his head like a disappointed father.

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mattias Johann Orglaan He is the token boomer after all.

  • @johnvenzsanchez6711
    @johnvenzsanchez6711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    Michael: *I was born with a genetic disease called being a filipino*
    That one hit me right in the heart.
    I felt that

    • @raimrn789
      @raimrn789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he Really half?

    • @filippoye609
      @filippoye609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raimrn789 Yes, you can tell by his height

    • @spideripis963
      @spideripis963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I'm 6'5 and am I filipino

    • @nan-vw1ik
      @nan-vw1ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spideripis963 most of (Filipinos) are genetically small you know that already but Im just saying like (like damn sana all 6'5ahahahaha)

    • @malupingkenntcedricc.7542
      @malupingkenntcedricc.7542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spideripis963 naol

  • @kamik_posted
    @kamik_posted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    3:42 Why is nobody talking about this? Imagine seeing him pick your lock, turn off your light, and charge. I would piss myself

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2874

    “I was born with a genetic disease called Filipino” 6:41

  • @Folder
    @Folder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    "i was born with a genetic disease....of being filipino."
    that hit home so hard, x'D lol

    • @aehrol46
      @aehrol46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah xD especially im pretty sure that im the same height as them

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Every filipinx has a genetic disease called "gremlin"

    • @fartsimulator-of9li
      @fartsimulator-of9li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Damn bro is everyone in the philippines 5'7''?

    • @harveyjp
      @harveyjp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller...

    • @nightranger9555
      @nightranger9555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fartsimulator-of9li smaller than 5'5"

  • @duxmartini
    @duxmartini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    4:52
    michael looks like a npc waiting to give you a sidequest involving bringing him 700 turtle shells and 15 litres of blood for a legendary sword that strikes its foes with lightning, basically being a overpowered long tazer

  • @justren6768
    @justren6768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Michael: "im more than just content lily"
    Lily: "You are more than just content! youre m-my friend
    Michael: nevermind "i'm fine with just being content"
    *i see where this is going 7w7*

  • @MultiPredy
    @MultiPredy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    Did anyone mention jet that with their bad internet the new house turned into the literal OFFLINE TV House!?

    • @akies6256
      @akies6256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey can you do me a quick favor? Please stop. Thanks.

    • @VahnWyrde
      @VahnWyrde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@akies6256 so i guess you want him to go... offline?

    • @Pyroxlol
      @Pyroxlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh god no

    • @bilalakyuz9866
      @bilalakyuz9866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just let him be guys... Its not like there is much on the line here

    • @popoplotc1802
      @popoplotc1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pls stop

  • @aimaedac
    @aimaedac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Michael, an introvert: *Stands behind famous person Like a deer in headlights.*

    • @agfd5659
      @agfd5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think Michael is too much of an introvert

  • @arishadpurnama1506
    @arishadpurnama1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    Holy shuts, I was following Michael and Lily before he even met offlinetv. Never would I have ever thought that I needed lily and Michael content but these two just have so much chemistry. It's almost as if they were destined to be stream buddies.

    • @alexandersawatzky7384
      @alexandersawatzky7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      (shipping intensifies)

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@alexandersawatzky7384 begone

    • @TheLazyass111
      @TheLazyass111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jacade5898 YOU CANT DENY THE SHIP

    • @jacade5898
      @jacade5898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@TheLazyass111 since a person directly implicated in the ship denied it, I shouldn't need to.

    • @chewy1921
      @chewy1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      JC DG plus shipping actual people is kinda creepy??? I mean if I was shipped with any of my friends we would both be constantly uncomfortable

  • @tompatompsson
    @tompatompsson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is how Frodo and Sam felt when they tried to blend in with the orcs in mordor.

  • @MrLucksman
    @MrLucksman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    8:30 Lily quickly shakes hands while avoiding eye contact then running for dear life behind Mykull

    • @svdeath1
      @svdeath1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Just like an alpha female

    • @Edwinology
      @Edwinology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yupp, yupp, yupp

    • @in_dgoh4915
      @in_dgoh4915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cold alpha female

    • @Aevitas-kek
      @Aevitas-kek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mr Lucksman ruthless business woman

    • @brycecohen7691
      @brycecohen7691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I could actually FEEL their anxiety the whole vid xDDDDDDDDD

  • @rila3710
    @rila3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Lily: c’mon, you have to finish it
    Michael: actually finished it
    *PEER PRESSURE*

    • @Schellsea
      @Schellsea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He was fucking shaking at the end, poor guy... The power of Lily's influence is too strong for one man.

  • @MelonInDisguise
    @MelonInDisguise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    Micheal: I´m tired of just being content
    Lily: you´re more than just content. You´re my friend
    Micheal: nevermind I´m fine with just being content

  • @oumaima353
    @oumaima353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Bruh nothing has ever reminded me more of Harry Potter in the fourth movie Goblet of Fire, than Michael at 6:09

    • @seanpogmtv
      @seanpogmtv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      6:09
      Seems nice

  • @TheRealDell
    @TheRealDell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    _"Minion Michael doesn't exist, he can't hurt y-"_
    Minion Michael: 0:49, 3:38

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The fact that he can get into my house without consent is terrifying
      He could tase me and I would never know

    • @osha_t4
      @osha_t4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@someguyontheinternet8769 i think you would know if you got tased

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@osha_t4 he would somehow manage to do it without you knowing and you damm well know that

  • @DSRwafflez
    @DSRwafflez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Michael: "I have self control."
    Immediately finishes it.

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He just GLONKED it down like it was nothing.

  • @ohgumdrop2208
    @ohgumdrop2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    When yvonne was with her friends Michael and lily were like the two embarrassing parents sending their kid off on a date

  • @ethanvienneau1177
    @ethanvienneau1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The best part about Lilly is we can see Michel without having to wait half a year

  • @laynevanvoorst1307
    @laynevanvoorst1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Michal: picks lock. Turns light off. Disappears into the room

    • @KagatoJarry33
      @KagatoJarry33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      next horror film featuring a tazer loving psychopath named Michael.

    • @imapepper3601
      @imapepper3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this was the funniest clip i've ever watched

    • @ollietree03
      @ollietree03 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and then muffled screaming in the distance

    • @jaochao9614
      @jaochao9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who’s room was that?

    • @laynevanvoorst1307
      @laynevanvoorst1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jao Chao yvonne

  • @wesleybutler1868
    @wesleybutler1868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    End of the video-
    POV: Michael pulling the plug on your life support and Lily waiving bye to you as you drift off into the void....

    • @Itzmebryy
      @Itzmebryy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      micheal skadoosh that life support plug

    • @Victory619
      @Victory619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He needs to connect his Drone Army to attack the FBI

    • @evans3636
      @evans3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :P Can't ask for a better send-off.

  • @jaredmalecdan6810
    @jaredmalecdan6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    I was born with a Genetic Disease Called Filipino - Michael
    Me As A Filipino: *it aint racist as long its your own race*

    • @kuyam6340
      @kuyam6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      tbh i agree with him, being 5'6 is saddening kabayan

    • @teinei1958
      @teinei1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Being a 15 fil-japanese boy, having both of your height genetics being 5’7 below is weird but for some reason im 5’10

    • @user-ph7kq2lp4v
      @user-ph7kq2lp4v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Being a 15 yr old filipino boi that is 5'7 tall and the shortest among your cousin is sad my fren.

    • @lovesenpai2661
      @lovesenpai2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anong kababalaghan to

    • @kikojin1957
      @kikojin1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared Malecdan he’s saying facts anyway

  • @mt7680
    @mt7680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    “Michael mich- AAh”
    “HAHAHA, FREAK FREAK”
    4:52

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They werent back here lmao

    • @enkidukanno2682
      @enkidukanno2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the point of time that this was posted they weren't officially dating

  • @rdmZero
    @rdmZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Thats all I wanted Michael, a picture... without you T-posing everywhere"
    Got me weak

  • @VirtuallySane
    @VirtuallySane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    3:38 is probably the funniest Micheal moment I've seen.

    • @mattiloponen92
      @mattiloponen92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably the funnieat OTV moment ive ever seen tbh

    • @halflife103
      @halflife103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny?
      THATS TERRIFYING XD

    • @s0me_russian
      @s0me_russian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and that is why i pressed screenshot to save it for future purposes

    • @new_unit
      @new_unit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, I started laughing out loud for a solid minute. Living with Michael is scary

  • @rodrigoramos2583
    @rodrigoramos2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    SO THAT'S WHY YOU LIKE BEING HIS FRIEND.
    TO BE TALLER
    OF COURSE
    it was so obvious.

    • @KeiwaM
      @KeiwaM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea
      'Friend'

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are like the pinky and the brain duo, but swapped height

  • @quietqiwi7747
    @quietqiwi7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Random man: So how many followers on twitch?
    Micheal: a few....10....20...

  • @tylerhwang7624
    @tylerhwang7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    The fact that 50% of lily's content is just people getting harassed is gOld

  • @newdurongpisitkul4664
    @newdurongpisitkul4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Lily: “it’s sparkling cute Michael, Just like you”
    UwU

    • @xtrathiccboi
      @xtrathiccboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      New Srithai this aged well

    • @greyarea805
      @greyarea805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xtrathiccboi I hope it does for a while

  • @taowii1488
    @taowii1488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    ok. you guys literally looked like two lost children at that party. EVERYONE was taller than you and I couldn't relate more.

  • @cory7852
    @cory7852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “The enemy stand user could be anyone”
    Enemy Stand User: 6:20

  • @mechamelody
    @mechamelody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    5:38 “it’s sparkly and cute... just like you” This aged beautifully 😊

  • @jamesdoutney5286
    @jamesdoutney5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Michael shouting "FREAK! FREAK!" when Lily slipped on the stairs radiates such powerful sibling energy
    EDIT: 4:52

  • @vukkicos5688
    @vukkicos5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I guess Lily forgot Micheal has a way of being taller than people since she was pointing out how she was taller than him for almost the entire video...

    • @drunkboi5887
      @drunkboi5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He had to leave the taser at home

    • @vukkicos5688
      @vukkicos5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drunkboi5887 They had to return home at one point, and Michael doesnt seem like a forgiving type😈

  • @danica3403
    @danica3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    11:53 i like how michael's jacket is on lily shoulders... that's mcCute

  • @Vicente_Moreno
    @Vicente_Moreno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    They look like hobbits with all the normal people arround.

    • @milton8934
      @milton8934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mean.

    • @iHasaComputer
      @iHasaComputer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They sound like hobbits to. Insufferable. Who even watches this crap

    • @milancora4637
      @milancora4637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@iHasaComputer yeah totally I have never watched a single video of these crack heads

    • @BAO-ve9pd
      @BAO-ve9pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      iHasaComputer Bad bait

    • @denisalvarez7354
      @denisalvarez7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oneroomy yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hiddenleaf58
    @Hiddenleaf58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    8:30
    Sony: “You guys look great!”
    Lilly: “Yep, Yep.”

  • @duckie_duckforshort5566
    @duckie_duckforshort5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    News reporter: Micheal Reeves was the only person to exit the house after a maniac with a minion mask murdered everyone in the house except him
    Michael Reeves: *suspiciously smiling*
    3:35

  • @BigManDaichi
    @BigManDaichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Michael is the soul reason I'm starting to learn how to turn anxiety into a complete lack of shame. A chaotic energy that can be reforged into some absolute gold.

  • @ni-qr6zb
    @ni-qr6zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I feel like Michael and lily are the closest to each other cause every time I watch offlinetv I notice that Michael is quiet but if he's with lily he noisy af

    • @baconeater4133
      @baconeater4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, I don't think he's gotten to know the other members very well yet

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@baconeater4133 scarra mentioned on the day he came to offlinetv that he doesn't have that much friends but I believe michael can get along with them

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      SINIGANG NA HIPON Because it’s social interaction and he doesn’t support it.

    • @ni-qr6zb
      @ni-qr6zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaliospectre on TH-cam how about off TH-cam not doing a vid he is still a human

    • @Kaliospectre
      @Kaliospectre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ni-qr6zb Yeah he's a regular dude on Lily's streams, I was just referencing his Amazon Bot vid bruv.

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Normal drunk people recording: * wobbly af *
    Lily drunk recording: **image stabilized**

  • @dedfuk419
    @dedfuk419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Everyone is literally taller than Michael and Lily.

  • @ellaoliver949
    @ellaoliver949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Lily: "you're more than just a content, you're my friend"
    Michael: *pain* "nevermind, i'm fine in being just content"

  • @gealtot754
    @gealtot754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    This video is lowkey just them “dating” i think 😅

    • @kilo2436
      @kilo2436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      This aged well

    • @cjsyblik3296
      @cjsyblik3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@kilo2436 incredibly

    • @GlitchWitch69
      @GlitchWitch69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      CJ Syblik the finest of wines

    • @justanothersadkid9434
      @justanothersadkid9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I see what u did here, uwuuuuw

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kilo2436 Why? Are they dating for reals?

  • @thebeatbox124
    @thebeatbox124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    3:37 the face when he turns around.. oh god

  • @是绵羊啊
    @是绵羊啊 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    no one:
    Michael: “ *Smell With* ”

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote woosh

    • @synxcriptz
      @synxcriptz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Wail of a Dying Coyote yikes

  • @aether9560
    @aether9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "I am born with a genetic disease, called being filipino"
    I feel u Michael

  • @teemo7714
    @teemo7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    2:27 look at left side of the screen
    it says "Big Boy Filipino"
    i see you Michael, making an ad for yourself

  • @storm3668
    @storm3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    0:56 scarra was like just another normal days on offlinetv house

  • @rippedluigi9844
    @rippedluigi9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "Stop crying, were in public"
    Me too, Michael

  • @zephyr986
    @zephyr986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I am a socially inept potato and i got so much second hand anxiety when you recorded the party section

  • @ferdinandgilagnes6059
    @ferdinandgilagnes6059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Title should be:
    TERRORISING YVONNE UNTTIL SHE CRIES

    • @empdisaster10
      @empdisaster10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, He already did that with that title. So thats just his usual now

  • @jnsntrash9334
    @jnsntrash9334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    6:22
    Woman: "* gasp * That is so cute on you"
    Michael (very discretely): "that is"
    Me: *cries*

  • @GizmoTTV
    @GizmoTTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    2:33
    this whole exchange is more natural than any relationship I've ever seen. It's got that wholesome flair about it

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “I have self control”
      (Not even 5 seconds later)

  • @heghoge4639
    @heghoge4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    As a Filipino college student, I'm taller than everyone in my household, so I feel more blessed than any of my siblings.
    I live alone... But still

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Michael: *acts normal*
    Michael two minutes later: Ok that's enough of thattt

  • @finarfin1989
    @finarfin1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Next generation kids will be scared of Minion Micheal under their bed.

  • @solistaVT
    @solistaVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Michael married Will Smith so he could be a *lock smith*.

  • @gch_ofc
    @gch_ofc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This Video in a Nutshell:
    Lily is a dictator,
    The boys are the Workers,
    and Yvonne and Poki are the hostages.