They way the all just agreed “fuck it, let’s play Valorant” and left simultaneously is some season finale shit a group of friends like this would do. They’re all just so wholesome. I simp for OfflineTV.
The 3 Drunketeers: Michael: A responsible Spider-Man egg. Lily: A 6 year old pretending to be drunk when she drank Apple Juice with a tiny drop of alcohol. Toast: An ex-opera singer.
Its more on Toast's regret really for the Fed drama. He's trying to connect with his friends but not like Fed trying to connect.... If you know what I mean
These three drunk: Lily: *has aged backward significantly, kinda...sad...* Michael: *a functioning adult, kind of a parent, also spider-man* Toast: *an opera singer, rather flirty, bicurious...in a way*
Mykull when drunk: Responsible Egg. Lily when drunk: Depressed """Sober""" 8 year old. Toast when drunk: Questioning his sexuality. Scarra when drunk: My dad when he comes home from work.
I like how Michael's alcohol tolerance is way higher than it should be considering his size and Lily's is on point (according to science or some shit idk)
@@CloudIsla well guys tend to drink faster so it kinda evens out there. Also with the risk of sounding stupid here but isent Lily full asian. Dont there body process alcohol slower or something like that so they get drunk mutch easier.
Dude no Micheal just becomes responsible and collected when drunk so the more drunk the better for Michael meaning if his liver is iron he can never ever black out
I actually want him to try to make a spiderman webshooter. The main issue would be ofcourse the material for the spiderwebs. But, perhaps with some research he could come close to it.
I've seen a video where they have kinda replicated the web fluid. Problem is I don't think it has a lot of tensile strength and is highly toxic to make
@@shimmyking4 They have actually found the exact formular to making web, they just dont know how to break it down again, like a spider, and it should be strong enough, its just really expensive to make, and you need alot of the chemicals to make enough so that it can hold a human, im also pretty sure they talked about one of the chemicals being toxic. so yea, the main problems are: Cant break it down (like a spider, they can break it down, but they lose alot of chemical, and its imperfect, it also requires other chemicals, and alot of tools and time), its toxic, its expensive, but if youre rich, dont care about breaking it down, and can contain the toxic elements, it shouldnt be hard, although you need to make a webshooter that accurately fires the web, then u need a way to disconnect the web instantly but doesnt accidentally cut it when you dont want it to, a regulator to mix the chemicals in the right dosis so it actually becomes stable, etc, so yea, scratch the easy part, but it is technically possible
@@kj3026259 taco bell is great high not drunk but McDonald's is normally open 24/7 so once 1 am hits and you need food to sober up McDonald's becomes your best friend
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When Toast is lowkey a sexually confused opera king.
Tafita Andriams It wasnt even that badly sung.
Lowkey??
toast kermit, not really bad singing though
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@@JuanDerFully_ wow completely agree
when drunk, lily gets deranged, toast gets flirty with both genders, michael just becomes spider man...
Michael as Spider-Man... I guess i can see that, so he would basicly be constantly drunk to save people lmao
he believes he is tasing her, not shooting spooder man web, it's a coping mechanism you see?
Michael is like if Spider-Man was on crack
Michaels webs would have tasers at the end of them
I mean spider man has a taser web setting sooo
They way the all just agreed “fuck it, let’s play Valorant” and left simultaneously is some season finale shit a group of friends like this would do. They’re all just so wholesome. I simp for OfflineTV.
Dude same
the way they came to that conculosion killed me😂😂😂😂 I love them soooooo much XD
Imagine paying 10 dollars to get Lily to draw you a picture
*and then Toast appears*
Now that's a steal.
@@aid4nski215 Yeah, he would definitely have charged over 50 for his drawing
Ikr! How lucky, i wish i was that lucky...
F
Toast as in the person?
Or toast as in the cooled bread
i cant believe that toast singlehandedly ended homophobia
HOMOPHOBIA RATES DECREASE BY 100%
📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
You can't be a homophobe if you're currently feeling gay
Change my mind
@@CT-7731 some profound words
@@CT-7731 🌈👄🌈
@@CT-7731 I feel gay and homophobic, its a mystery of how it works.
I’m so surprised that lily can still do difficult things when she is drunk like playing piano and you know.... talking. Lol
Even then, she sometimes messes up talking
I got the 1000th like on this comment
@@Ghostly.... congratulations
The funny thing is that talking is the hard part for her
Walking is hard
Lily: "Micheal, you're a good egg."
Yeah but he's a little *cracked*
Gottem
and jacked
And he’s being tracked
Nice
Crack egg
"Ah, you're day-drinking again..." Michael is such a mood I want to be
This comment of wanting to be a mood is such a mood
I wanna be the one day drinking
@@colinricci4993 go for it man!
Lol honestly
@@hmm-rx8ns This comment describing a comment wanting to be a mood as a mood is such a mood
The 3 Drunketeers:
Michael: A responsible Spider-Man egg.
Lily: A 6 year old pretending to be drunk when she drank Apple Juice with a tiny drop of alcohol.
Toast: An ex-opera singer.
And scarra: the angry dad
XD
scarra is crying
Toast: also gay btw
I got the feeling Toast is just like a nerdy older brother to Lily and randomly become best pal with Michael...
Duuude that’s totally the vibes
True
Uncle to Temmie
I get the vibes that he's like a drinking buddy
Him and MIchael connected so quickly, it's great. They just do big nerd stuff.
Lily drinks: everyone's a good egg
Michael drinks: me spudaman
pfssssss
XD
Im tasa-man
*Oh you thought he was drunk?*
Lily's words of inspiration:
"With enough alcohol, anything is possible"
With enough diseases, you can die quickly
FUCK YEAH I'm gonna learn how to drive!
@@hammarkids542 OH NO THIS IS SUCH CURSED COMMENT LMFAO
@@hammarkids542 are you done with the lesson ?
@@sephiroth0185 nah he's dead mate
Michael is a rare breed when he drinks alchohol he becomes sober
LMAOOO
I SWEAR TO GOD
Balances out the crack
It distracts from the fact that he always wants to take over the world.
r/wooosh
I'm convinced at this point that OTV is just a frat house but awkward and wholesome.
It always has been
You aint wrong
I’m convinced they are just alcoholics
Mr. Johanson a fair accusation
@@tootuffN Who isn't kind of an alcoholic in Corona world tho
in the beginning i fell in love with sykkuno and then i fell into this infinite otv hole. i’m now obsessed :)
Samee, I fall into Sykkuno and introduced me to this group. They are so funny
SAME HERREEEEEE!!!!
I found toast and it introduced me to the entirety of otv
I knew Michael Reeves first
Thats exactly what happened to me
Toast: slowly opens door.
Lily: *not even fazed by it anymore*
*phased
@@captainautismo5452 Phased??? Search fazed
@@captainautismo5452 the fact that three people pressed like on this
Micheal happened
Its more on Toast's regret really for the Fed drama. He's trying to connect with his friends but not like Fed trying to connect.... If you know what I mean
Mykuul: oh i see you're daydrinking again
Mykuul: **JOINS**
Mykull is mykool
also Mykuul* very sober
Michael is so well adapted to dealing with a drunk Lily
These three drunk:
Lily: *has aged backward significantly, kinda...sad...*
Michael: *a functioning adult, kind of a parent, also spider-man*
Toast: *an opera singer, rather flirty, bicurious...in a way*
scarra is the annoyed/angry drunk
Matthias Chaplin oh no dad’s drinking again
lily also become a rapper and she still plays the piano amazingly xD
Why is this way too accurate
And rapper
wtf toast actually sounded good singing hallelujah and i desperately need a full version
I liked this before I heard it and now I’m coming back to unlike it cause that was straight ear rape lmfao, the end wasn’t too bad 😂😂
He peaked the microphone so many times lmao
Hearing him sing was *WONDERFUL*
twas meh at best
honestly that was really good!! like daaaaamn :)
dude I thought toast was just going to sing for the lolz but holy shit he's actually good with that deep voice LMAO
I love how big brain and professional Toast is in his Channel but in the others hes the best clown ever lmao i love this.
Nice name man
@@shawnmatt5 thanks Man you too
Nazi!
@@wifrench3371 ok
@@FutsuDoko hey Adolph, what have you been up to the past few years? We should catch up sometime
lily and toast have the siblings chaos and i live for it lmaooo
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
@@Nic-pv6in NOO not in this case
WAIT I THOUGHT THIS SAID LILY AND MYKULL HAVE SIBLING ENERGY IM SO SORRY FOR ANYONE WHO LAID EYES ON MY CURSED REPLY
@@Nic-pv6in 😂😂😂😂
@@Nic-pv6in this is a whole struggle help😭😂
Okay but Lily hugging Scarra was so wholesome they’re like father and daughter 🥺
Papa Scarra!
@@HP-tw6tl Ehh...
@@Yeeeee639 😂
Dad’s drinking again…
because..... *they are*
Toast : "can you consent to me touching your swea-"
Lily : NOOOOOOO :
Also Michael: *ERGHHH*
E
*LMAO.*
“You wanna get lit”
-toast 2020
Top 10 words said before disaster
Oof
wow it 10
When lily is drunk : you're a really good egg
When Michael is drunk : psssssssssssssssss
psssssssssssssssssss
I can't tell if Michael's actually drunk or if he's just being himself
When Michael gets drunk he becomes more responsible somehow.
@@uselessmango6068 so michael effects is backwards comparing to others that is degenerating their mind
then why make michael always drunk
What if, michael is always drunk
What if he is already as drunk as he could be so when he consumes alcohol the effect is reversed
Ironically he seems more sober when he drinks
When drunk, Toast becomes the best singer in the world
And aparently wants to kiss sykunno
@@thelegacyshow4248 Dont we all
@@n1x943 I mean... I mean........................
N1PaK yes
If Toast and Lily playing Hallelujah isn’t at my funeral I’m leaving
"my funeral"
"I'm leaving"
Guests at the funeral: 😶
you sure you know how a funeral works?
@@thebigcheese7176 Sure you know how a joke works?
*walks out of the coffin
If I had a nickel for every time Lily said "I'm actually sober" while drunk, I'd have like fifteen nickels, which is a lot more than two.
@@BloopTube *jingle* (you know which one)
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right
people who get this reference are legends
I see you are also a man of culture huh
hell yeah I get it cuz I'm cultured
Everyone: Comments about Michael and Lily
Me: Dammm toast can sing
Me: they are fucking drunk as shit.
Does anyone know when this was streamed
He knew Lily put on reverb and worked that shit like an instrument 😂😂
1k here
to sing along
11:02
11:40
13:12
13:45
nobody:
not even Toast:
Scarra: Are you guys alcoholics?
*toast opens the door like a serial killer*
"hi toast!!"
I just realized Michael Reeves is Peter Parker if he never got bit by the spider
More like he got bit by a crackhead spider instead of a radioactive one
@@soumyajitmandal6028i perfer the thought that he got bit by a radioactive crackhead on a slag binge
Correction: If he never got bit by a spider and did a ton of crack, then yep.
he’s the spider that never found Peter Parker lol
@@soumyajitmandal6028 a spider who was high on crack but mykull was aswell high on crack cocaine
*People when they are drunk have double personalities. Most common ones are: the violent, the romantic, the talkative.
Meanwhile mykull: spiderman*
Mykull when drunk: Responsible Egg.
Lily when drunk: Depressed """Sober""" 8 year old.
Toast when drunk: Questioning his sexuality.
Scarra when drunk: My dad when he comes home from work.
Good job
@@thelegacyshow4248 thanks man I've been working 17 years for this comment
@@bowie.1832 wow, committed, you want a job?
very nice comment and Narukami pfp, I approve
Oh no dad's drinking again
Michael: *tries to take bottle of soju from Lily*. Me: look at him being a caring boyfriend. Michael: *proceeds in downing the soju once he gets it*
Well, he has to finish them all, otherwise Lily would get to it again XD
Michael power-drinking soju is a whole ass mood.
*LOOK AT HIM BEING A CARING BOYFRIEND*
Extra caring
Better him than her
“You’re overreacting I just want to TOUCH YOUR SWEAT”
Toast: Sings like a god
Viewers: *Everyone liked that*
I would like, but you got the magical 69 likes
I was 100th to like
I just learned the lyrics to hallelujah
"Viewers" was unnecessary.
Seriously what the fuck that was actually not bad
Toast: Look, It's your favorite person in the world!
Lily: _gasp_ Mykull!?
Yvonne: *what*
So cute
Time stamp
She got a reverse promotion
Mykull: "hi"
Lily: "Yes Mykull!!! come in :D "
meanwhile:
Yvonne: "...tf?"
*"Michael, your my favorite simp"* - my favorite quote all year tbh
Michael taking drinks from Lily and drinking then so she can’t is honestly hilarious
chaotic good
Mans fucking ripped he could just break them 😂
19:08
Why's Toast's meme singing ACTUALLY GOOD. Like the tone is actually there it's freaky
and then he does Somewhere over the Rainbow and it's all over
Interesting observation
9:42 that escalated quickly lol
i just cried from laughter for almost 20 minutes, thanks a bunch
The alcohol just goes to his brain and enhances Michael's sense
*Spider-Crack is born*
Crack man
No it washes away the cocaine in his brain
Captain crack
Black crack
That caught me off guard ngl
I love that when Michael realized he had been too soft on stream, he internally went, “I can’t show them weakness” and turned into Spider-Man
17:52 ah yes when 3 friends walk into a bar, the drunk business man , the poet and the friend who’s just tryna keep it all together
They look like the absolute boys.
shoutout to the dude that typed “shrek” in the chat while toast was singing
"You're my favorite simp"
**Cries in Tier 3**
He’s a tier 4
9:42 caught me off guard but can’t say I didn’t expect it.
9:54
Lmao
Imagine if someone tries to rob the Offline TV house. And Mykull brings out his arsenal of Tazers.
He does the interrogation thing that he did to fed
@@regular_man2779 Or tortures him with the Waldo chair thing.
Two words: surgery robot
"You are getting the electric chair" -mykullsama
"Alexa, intruder alert!"
-say nightmare x30
-release screaming roomba
-unlock Mykull's room
-unlock taser container
I like how Michael's alcohol tolerance is way higher than it should be considering his size and Lily's is on point (according to science or some shit idk)
Girls tend to get drunk faster though.
@@CloudIsla well guys tend to drink faster so it kinda evens out there. Also with the risk of sounding stupid here but isent Lily full asian. Dont there body process alcohol slower or something like that so they get drunk mutch easier.
This man in just condensed mussel and brainpower
He claims to feel bad all the time, and *maybe* drank enough to build a decent immunity.
Dude no Micheal just becomes responsible and collected when drunk so the more drunk the better for Michael meaning if his liver is iron he can never ever black out
One way to tell how drunk lily is is how many stray hairs she has and how many times she tells Michael that she’s not drunk
Toast: *sleeping*
Lily: *Force feeds Toast alcohol*
Toast: *dies*
Lily: *laughs*
U know the name of the song playing while he is dying
F
@@edvinsuljic1001 th-cam.com/video/nYiAPRoZKuk/w-d-xo.html
@@edvinsuljic1001 the song after that if thats what you were asking for:
th-cam.com/video/MpQR-X8Gt6Y/w-d-xo.html
@@burlierearth7 ty fam
"Different day, same alcoholism."
I thought I was watching a video why am I seeing a reflection instead
how come every time scarra enters the room it looks like the door opens on its own
everybody bows down to scarra, even inanimate objects.
@@japalencia218 lol
When you have a big stomach you let your stomach do everything for you
Lily:“You’re my favorite simp”
Michael: “but you have all those tier 3s
Michael is my favorite mood
Toast and Scarra: “Having a great talk”
Michael and Lily: “Hugging and kissing”
Lily: good egg your cool and cute
Michael: thank you
Also Michael: trying not to say CRINGE
9:55 I can't with that edit, I wasn't expecting it
I was fucking dying
Its morning, everyone is sleeping, I fucking laugh so hard.
i’m litterally crying laughing
Lmao
Toast is what peak male performance looks like.
Nistei I thought that was Scarra
Bort Theattorney who says peak can’t be both?
Lily Scara hug is just precious.
No wonder he's Daddy Scara
Drinking stream: ft. Scarra
Toast: *DRUNK SCARRA FLASHBACKS*
Scarra : *takes one sip*
Toast: *PTSD from Angry Scarra*
Michael couldn’t handle the wholesomeness and sweetness of lily so he turns in to spiderman
Lily: *hits head with metal thing*
Also her: "I didnt mean it!"
"With enough alcohol, anything is possible"
-Words to live by
If those are the words you live by, you won't live to use them for very long
Man... I'm here for a good time, not for a long time.
Micheal : *takes one step in Lily’s room when she is streaming* :lily: “oh hi content!”
Michael affectionately greeting and patiently playing along with drunk lily is the cutest and best thing ever
Toast is actually a really good singer when ge uses his deep voice.
I legit wanna hear him sing baka mitai.
@@life_archive7840 OMG yes
With practice
Blew my mind.
I mean, he’s no Freddie Mercury, but he’s not horrible
Everyone: wow new vid
Also everyone: oh I’ve seen this already
Also also everyone: i like it
You have one stack of likes. Cool
Edit: not anymore
Yes yeah to bad kinda wanted to see if it hit 69 lol
i got u to 420
yw
@@we.allwin my guy... much love bro
6:04
I never thought someone can make Michael's decision change from "No" to "Alright fine" real quick
He realised he could just give her ordinary coke with no alcohol to stop her getting drunker
I actually want him to try to make a spiderman webshooter. The main issue would be ofcourse the material for the spiderwebs. But, perhaps with some research he could come close to it.
improved silly string
A web shooter that tazes you. Like a stun gun but BETTER
I've seen a video where they have kinda replicated the web fluid. Problem is I don't think it has a lot of tensile strength and is highly toxic to make
Fernando Cortes tazer webs lmao
@@shimmyking4 They have actually found the exact formular to making web, they just dont know how to break it down again, like a spider, and it should be strong enough, its just really expensive to make, and you need alot of the chemicals to make enough so that it can hold a human, im also pretty sure they talked about one of the chemicals being toxic. so yea, the main problems are: Cant break it down (like a spider, they can break it down, but they lose alot of chemical, and its imperfect, it also requires other chemicals, and alot of tools and time), its toxic, its expensive, but if youre rich, dont care about breaking it down, and can contain the toxic elements, it shouldnt be hard, although you need to make a webshooter that accurately fires the web, then u need a way to disconnect the web instantly but doesnt accidentally cut it when you dont want it to, a regulator to mix the chemicals in the right dosis so it actually becomes stable, etc, so yea, scratch the easy part, but it is technically possible
*Lily hits her head*
"Im joking"
Yup. Not drunk whatsoever
I love how scarra added “asian” to the morpheus reference 😂 he didn’t have to do that
Toast singing.
Everyone liked that.
Lily + Toast: Friends who look like cousins who spent time together after not seeing each other in months
Toast's deep voice lowkey sounds like kermit
“Glasses I’m Blind” - LilyPichu
I READ THIS RIGHT AS SHE SAID IT SHSHSGSJ
"Your basement is so much cooler than this."
Oh god the dungeon
Lily at 5:47 : What are you gonna do about it?
It's a trap! Accept the challenge and you'll make her cry.
Lol
I have never really cared about youtuber relationships until now and I'm ashamed to say I care so much
I am ashamed that I don't have a someone to give my love to 😂😭😂
same
Just get a pet lol. Dogs are nice
And they cant divorce you
@@wickedfast2166 wait a minute
10:17 what the hell actually crossed trough Toast mind when he did this
Comedy
Probably something along the lines of "this isssss cooooonnntennnnnnttt"
i think he was so drunk he went like " i buyed the whole bottle, i will eat the whole bottle"
Alcohol
Sykunno
I kinda want a 10 minute video of Toast just singing with a deep voice
Asian Morpheus? RIP Seraph, the character he actually looks like.
Now give him a white suit, dual pistols and BAM, you get the whole deal
What about PSY?
thats who I thought of first
To me he looked like the blind mouse from Shrek.
Lily after 1st drink: *already showing signs of being drunk*
She’s such a lightweight
@Owen J. I don't think so
@Owen J. you really can't see it on most people.
Me too. It's awesome.
She weighs like eleven ounces(av, not T), bro, give her a break.
LMFAO WHEN LILY SAID SHE WAS POURING WATER ON TOASTS HEAD SO IT COULD GROW AND EVERYONE STARTED SAYING "CHCHCHCHIA" 💀💀💀
We are all just NPCs living in their world, and I'm perfectly fine with that.
Or they are living NPCs in our world?
Sandalye 2.0 no
@@EggTillius how do you know?
Sandalye 2.0 because they’re more important than me :(
@@EggTillius nah they are just faces you are real
Why does offlinetv want McDonald's whenever they are drunk
McDonald's is the sirens call for drunks as is taco bell.
Because it tastes so much better XD
because it tastes like actual food when your taste buds and everything don't work
@@kj3026259 taco bell is great high not drunk but McDonald's is normally open 24/7 so once 1 am hits and you need food to sober up McDonald's becomes your best friend
Mcdonalds goes with alcohol just as Taco Bell goes with weed
It's oddly heartwarming watching Lilly, Toast, Michael and Scarra having fun together. Friends just hanging out.
Micheal: Oh I see you day drinking again
Lily: *slaps table*
why is toast normally off key but can sing so well in weird voices KEKW
RIGHT???
So weird
The difference with toast and fed is Toast knows when to stop...
broooooo
Yikes
Toast makes jokes
Fed was a joke
It is all about the intention wich were wrong with Fed
Stop guys he is just joking to entertain twitch chat
Michael: you’re making me be the voice of reason and it’s not a good look for me
He went from being responsible last time to being Peter Parker in a quick heartbeat and I love it
“I just wanna touch your sweat” - Toast
This is so irresponsible, you let a 12 yr old drink.
Lol
Dont worry they're matured
I'm pretty sure that they are mentally 8.
Tsk tsk tsk
you talking about lily or michael
16:11 Michael should’ve walked in and said “Are ya winning son?”
He did that in another stream
ĐaŋzHĐ Oh really? That doesn’t surprise me 😄
Lily’s and Toast’s friendship is just so entertaining and wholesome uwu 🥺😻
when michael comes in the room:
*Content joined the chat*