They say only one can exist at a time if another micheal reaves appears and they both meet they could multiply and make a highly intelligent and chaotic race this will be during a time were we invent stranger tazers
The Michaels Reeve can be found alone without friends, and if he encounters a living thing it pulls out a taser hidden in its pockets. It then tases the target until they scream. It can store multiple tasers and it is very intelligent.
*Lily:* "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pairs of scissors." _Scissor 1, Scissor 2_ *Michael:* "They're the same scissors."
7:30 "It's a little uneven" "You wanna even that out?" "Life is uneven, you know what I mean?" Flashforward to "Unevenness is the spice of life. Take my testicles for example."
@@erannguyen5690 my man, it's more than that one comment literally everyone is congratulating them, and lily has led many clues before already like in one of her previous drawings
The fact that I literally can not tell from some of these videos whether they were dating at that point or not really speaks to the chemistry Michael & Lily have
The whole fact that they are dating makes me so freaking happy that I just have a permanent smile when I see any of the two of them. Feels weirdly happy lol
G0DLY-Asian- Not quite yet! The bet was for if she was single by the end of the year, but she did win at twitch rivals, so even if she loses she has enough for it lol
Lily: No matter what happens. We’ll still be friends Micheal: No. On Feb 20, 2020) Micheal: Wait are we dating? Lily: ye Welp Micheal really did keep his word. XD They’re so cute together >.
michael be like: (1:36)"ah so this is what it feels like to be one of my test subjects.........(3:57)the fear is a new feeling.....(4:39)oh god, it's turning into terror"
@@epiksebastian3272 someone said that they are trying really hard not to ship them in her ig comments and she replied with "We are dating" im not sure if its a joke though
Me: It’s so nice that they’re such good friends and they can do cute stuff together and everyone’s trying not to ship them and- * sees comment confirming that they’re dating* _I’m looking _*_away,_*_ I did not _*_see-_* Edit: Don’t get me wrong, I’m crazy happy for them! It’s just that healthy guy-girl friendships are so rarely represented and I was really hyped about that they could do cute platonic stuff and people weren’t being weird about it.
They said they don't want to be shipped, Lily said she felt uncomfortable.Shipping is fine in my opinion,just don't say it to the person you're shipping =P
I don’t care if they were dating during this or not. They really tried to convince us they didn’t like each other that way after Michael let her cut his hair.
I love going back and watching these older videos just to see how adorable these two are together. I'm also digging the runescape music in the background
Lily: "No matter what, we'll still be friends, right?" Michael: "Only if you give me a good haircut" Me: Lily will give him a bad haircut, and BAM, boyfriend and girlfriend are made
Lily's channel 2014: League of Legends
Lily's channel 2020: National Geographic of a creature called Michael Reeves
They say only one can exist at a time if another micheal reaves appears and they both meet they could multiply and make a highly intelligent and chaotic race this will be during a time were we invent stranger tazers
The Michaels Reeve can be found alone without friends, and if he encounters a living thing it pulls out a taser hidden in its pockets. It then tases the target until they scream. It can store multiple tasers and it is very intelligent.
well they're dating and thats the reason
they’re not though
He is Miguel Rivos
it's so nice how lily is giving haircuts to homeless middle schoolers
Oh shit, I thought this video was a crack support meeting
@@wiredz ITS NOT?!
@@wiredz isn't this turtle hating therapy session ?
@@etlttc353 My bad, that explains the huge plastic straws in the thumbnail
@@wiredz crackoholics anonymous
"We can still be friends if you give me a good haircut''
And this is how michael escaped the friend-zone
i guess she didn't give him a good haircut.
i thought they start dating in early feb
@@andreifulgencio8614 they started dating on Valentine's day
Lol but when the vid was released they were dating
@@tamespeedy2171 and Michael just got traumatized again with his haircut
“I have shaky hands” Not the first thing you wanna hear from your barber.
That's not the first thing you wanted to hear from somebody that has a scissor in front of your eyes
“And your neck is missing”
_It's also something you don't want to hear from your surgeon_
@@NokoCocoa You also don't want to hear your Doctor say "And that's how I lost my medical license" to a nurse.
Oops there goes an ear
Lily gave micheal such a good haircut he became her boyfriend
Haha
no
Nolan Larocque yes
@@biigfella5383 what's wrong with you? Check facts before speaking please '-'
no
Lily gave him such a bad haircut that they aren’t even friends anymore.
AirBearsArrow wooowww. I haven’t heard that one before...
Now they are boyfriend and girlfriend
Well I mean your not wrong
Lol
@@stingburstyt7919 yeah thats the joke
I love how Michael says he lies all the time, but everyone in OTV says he's the most dependable member
Another one of his lies
Michael is definitely a tsundere
This is how you know he's a good liar. Good liars aren't known to be liars.
@@Gravy_Jones big brain
Lies and deceit.
He didn’t promise her they’d stay friends because now they’re dating.
Me sees this comment has 299 likes ohh lord forgive me for what i am about to do
casterai casteral 😐
UwU
>u
thats what we call a pro gamer move
"we will still be friends"
"I can't promise"
yo but now that's cute, boi was playing his cards right
He was the last person I would expect to get a girl friend
Razor yourself...
@@KRISHAL. holy shit you killed him dude
Jesus, the mans was slaughtered.
Gaming_ Editing the man behind the slaughter
MY DAD SAW ME WATCHING THIS THEN POINTED AT MICHAEL AND SAID “Isn’t he the kid from Harry Potter?” LMAO
Bruh
Damn
Exactly what i thought x)
Same thing happened to me but he said is that a crackhead
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lily: Why do you need 18 tazers?
Michael: You wouldn't get it
To Buuuuuild a Taaaazer Table
@@OneNiceNERO 3 tazers for everyone in the house, Free for All
13 of them for the tazer deck
"What do you need eighteen tasers for?"
*"So... you remember how Nikola Tesla drew down lightning?"*
"Yes."
*_"Well.....?"_*
"my goals are beyond your understanding"
“no matter what will we still be friends?”
“no”
* ends up dating *
*HUH*
So she did a bad job
He knew how to get out of the friendzone
Not friends bf and gf he did not lie thoo
I guess Scarra didn't lose that bet after all
Also, this is proof that lie detectors don't work at all
I don't know man, that PayPal seems to be $1000 less
wait, what bet?
I mean, if you're with someone, you necessarily don't have a crush on them?
This two. This two awkward adorbs creature.
Is a thing now. A THING NOW.
Get it?
@@queenisdead Scarra bet 1000$ that lily would be in a relationship before 2021.
Lily and Michael are dating rn
“I do really need a haircut tho” that’s him convincing himself to stay
that is a sign of Stockholm syndrome lol
Ropsutor
Seems like you missed the joke
Ropsutor r/woooosh
*Lily:* "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pairs of scissors."
_Scissor 1, Scissor 2_
*Michael:* "They're the same scissors."
SO MANY LIKES AND NO COMMENTS
THIS MANY LIKES AND ONLY ONE COMMENT... wait
He has a point
Their actually shears for cutting fabrics
@@alexwang9456
I mean fabric is made of fibers, and hair is technically a fiber.
“No matter what we’ll still be friends right?”
“No”
_I mean you aren’t wrong?_
"because I'm a good friend" *you mean girlfriend*
lol
🌚🌚🌚
More like eventually they’ll move on, or die... after that it’s kinda hard to be friends...
@@alanyamamura bruv, theyre dating now. Thats the joke. They arent just friends now
“Stay still, I have shaky hands.”
Well, that’s very promising...
Tell that to a surgeon who about to give you a heart operation
I read this as she said that.
Lily: Why do you need 18 tasers?
Michael: For a thing I’m doing...
Me: He’s going to wreck every single person in that house....
He used 13 for his tazer desk
I wonder how hard it would be to make a bear trap out of tasers
Brett Clutter I think he already did that with the taser carpet thing
@@dehumbertman yes but a taser trap would be more mobile
@@dehumbertman wasnt william osman the one that made the taser carpet?
Lily: "Can you promise me one thing? No matter what happens, we'll still be friends.
Michael: no.
suprisingly smooth in retrospect
he won't be a friend
he'll be a boyfriend 👀
Aged like wine
not friend but boyfriend now yayy
I mean they're not just friends now
lily: ''why do u need tasers?"
michael:"i need them.... because i *n e e d t h e m* "
y e s
t a s e r d e s k
Taser tag! Like laser tag, but with tasers attached to the vests
Future Michael: "Would you like to buy your very own taser-desk?!"
*Y e s*
7:30
"It's a little uneven"
"You wanna even that out?"
"Life is uneven, you know what I mean?"
Flashforward to
"Unevenness is the spice of life. Take my testicles for example."
Lily: when was the last time you made a video
Michael: we don’t talk about that
it was like a day or 2 ago
@@GeffyJeffy not when this was recorded
Yes, that was said in the video. Good observation.
Wow did you also watch the first 5 seconds of the video?? Crazy
oh here’s some leftover hair
Lily:*Let’s sell it*
A Dreaded Businesswoman
If it was pomimain she would have enough money for her her children and the children of her children.
Franco .V probably go in the tens of thousands
I-Is that a pun owo
Lol
She had his hair to sell for money and then was like pay me Lily bout dat $$$
"Promise me we'll still be friends."
"No"
*2 months later, they're dating*
That’s because it’s a common Asian last name smh
thats what we call a pro gamer move
It was the next day not 2 months
@Whirirangi Hamilton-King nguyen
@@bigblackpringles2579 imagine
Lily nguyen
I can’t be the only one glad Michael makes Lily really happy. Bless him 🥺
I was thinking the same! When they're together Lily seems more genuinely happy
@@nirusenshi they are dating so...
Dragon Emperor didn’t they say they were just friends so we can’t ship them? I mean I want them to date, but that seems kinda sudden.
Ours Philippino boy xD
@@stephaniecasper7578 have you seen her insta post
"his location is turned off in our offlineTvlife360circle"
you could say he really is....offline....tv dot gov
letsabolishthefirstamendent.gov
Off to the guillotine for you, good sire!
Michael uses VPN
@@zomboss9242 this is a joke, right?
Haha funny because he used to work for the gov... tazer
Micheal at the beginning of joining “I get some test subjects” now I think he is the test subject.
Lily’s test subject
Lily's uploads are so delayed that Michael could die and lily would post a video with him in it the next month
More like the opposite actually
@@kaine438 check out michael reeves channel to see what he used the 18 tasers for (it was posted like a week ago)
they're dating....thats what lily said in insta
@@sirennn5658 so what? Now you're saying it everywhere even when it's not needed,let them be
@@andreariva623 hey did anyone tell you lily and Michael are dating? Just so you're in the loop now 🤭
The only time Michael was scared of anyone else in the house.
Lol true
When lily sat michael down in the cahir and wrapped the tortilla blanket he looked like a middle schooler whose mom forced him to go to the barber
I too sit in cahir’s
I too as a middle schooler get wrapped up in a tortilla blanket for the barbers.
@@shrimpmusket9930 yes
@@Hubba_Hubba9 same bruh
This Michael guy is pretty cool, he should make a TH-cam channel
He already did
Oh OH SHIT HATTER
Hatter Ranker you don’t say
@@hatterranker3837 woosh
@@williambailey4151 Wait what is going on? What with holy sh** I don't get it. I just saying he already have a TH-cam channel what wrong with that?
No one
Hentai protagonist Michael: You wanna go to hot topic later?
NSFW Artists: *Sweats profusely*
When Micheal was staring at the two scissors I could just feel the energy of “Should I stab myself with one of these”
*imma stab shit and then taze the corpses!*
IM HERE BEFORE THE SHIP COMES STORMING IN
(EDIT: THEY'RE ALREADY DATING AAAAAAAAAAAA)
wdym they confirmed they're dating on instagram
They are dating. Well Lily said so in her IG
@@raven1579 fr tho
Fabian Manzo Yeah,Lily said so
already dating bro
Lily: scissor 1 or scissor 2?
Michael: they're the sa-
Lily: *SCISSOR 1 OR SCISSOR 2?*
great choice!
*I don’t talk to the barber*
They're the same picture
corwin I reccomend scissor 2, it's like scissor 1 but 2.
technically it's a choice between sharp and dull. The fine one is sharp :D.... me thinks
You can tell Lily's been on the receiving end a few times too many with how she jumps every time the Taser goes off
The taser noise is scary
I think it's just natural to be scared of electricity that zaps
Michael + Tasers is a dangerous combination. Everybody in the house knows it. Especially after the taser cam event. Both of them.
Lily: Why do you need 18 tazers?
Michael: It defines who I am.
if it was Lily's birthday tho..
Michael: Give me your hand for a *shocking* surprise
I remember that vod where she said “he’s such a good friend” Anyways, CONGRATS LILY AND MICHAEL
They're dating lol
Rice Bags poki confirmed on her stream and so did lily on her stream that ended like 30mins ago so..
Michael gettin sum :v
Lies and deceit WORKED
lily didn't give him a good haircut, they didn't stay as friends, they became a couple
"Promise me we'll still be friends"
Promise broken now they're more than friends
Careful or no fun police will beat you up
@@lop90ful1 Theyre literally dating tho, look at the comments of lilys most recent insta post
@@edge4266 oof i dont have insta but thats sweet and wholesome
EdgelordXD 1 I don’t think so. I think he said that as a joke because the twitch money could be used to pay scarra bet
@@erannguyen5690 my man, it's more than that one comment
literally everyone is congratulating them, and lily has led many clues before already like in one of her previous drawings
Michael: LIES AND DECEIT LILY! *LIES AND DECEIT.*
Lily: "Don't ship us, Michael is like my little brother. "
Michael: I have taught you well.
their relationship is going to be a NIGHTMARE
I tried my best to not ship them out of respect and now they just ruined me with this new piece of information
Alabama time
Wait look at Lily’s Instagram tho
@@jadondang2507 It was a meme
1:48 I thought that lily would drink the water bottle and use her mouth as a spray bottle on michael's hair 😂🤦🏻♂️
OMG LMAO
you've been reading too much fan fiction
"Promise me we will still be friends?" "No" *starts dating* damn that must have been one good ass haircut
when a robber comes to rob offline tv, then michael just comes out his room with 18 tasers and plastic straws
and a bIG meTAl pisTon sPikE
Hold on there **B U C K A R O O**
Dont forget that dildo gun
@@iliketurtles1357 TH-cam buddies*
Also dont forget the taser desk :D
“Why do you need more tasers Michael?”
They all got stolen by the lunch club so he needs to replace them, duh
Nah he defeated them
Lily: Easiest 1k of my life.
Welp. Easiest 1k for scarra
@@Mr.Bubbllles In another vid he bidded with Lily that if she gets a new bf by the end of the year she owes him 1k but if she doesnt he owes her 1k
Denofu trueeeee
Well lily got those twitch rival money now. Lmaoo
2020 new years resolution vid
Lily 2 months ago: Michael is like my little brother so stop shipping us.
Lily now: Btw..... We’re dating
Sweet Home Alabama.
but
true
Ocean Scenery what?!
i can feel spicey internet drama
The fact that I literally can not tell from some of these videos whether they were dating at that point or not really speaks to the chemistry Michael & Lily have
Now lily doesn’t have to put “ft Michael reeves” anymore in the title
Sum ting wong _ when you’re dating Michael Reeves you never run out of content LUL
Sum ting wong _ she not even interested in him, she just securing her most reliable source of income lol
@@oliverseddon7950 you know that they are actualy dating now ?
kempos yeah, that’s the joke.
You’re Average Twice Fan good joke but seriously the chemistry between these two is something I would dream of
Dang, Lily AND Michael? What a great day.
It’s weird cause on my screen eam it have to hentia thingys people
I meant screen
That.... profile picture, seems familiar
FUCK YES MY DAY BECAME A LOT BETTER WHEN I SAW THE IG POST
The Sauce they dating??
He is literally insane with how many tasers he owns, like he’s going to kill someone...
Turtles
You have made the fool's choice of thinking Michael hasn't already killed someone
When your barber says “I have shaky hands” you know it’s time to run.
*"Lily's Hair Salon"*
Sounds like a Flash Game that I'd play
Well you'd probably can't next year
Apple Shoes rip
HDMI 5 is revolution-time
“We will still be friends if you give me a good haircut”
Her: *gives bad haircut*
Oh...OHHH
The whole fact that they are dating makes me so freaking happy that I just have a permanent smile when I see any of the two of them. Feels weirdly happy lol
Wait they’re dating?
@@Clove69 Yup, look at Lily's Instagram
WHAT FOR REAL?????
@@zyra7275 YES
Ikr its really a nice feeling
Anyone else notice that someone in the chat said "Is the towel for the Blood?"
0:20
7:35 lily- life is uneven
Michael in a recent minecraft stream - unevenness is the essence of life, take my testicles for example"
Breaking News: *_Local Lady gives haircuts to homeless kids_*
You underestimate the mad scientist
F in the chat for Michael’s hair
Ily guys and wish u a happy relationship and you lost to scarra
G0DLY-Asian- Not quite yet! The bet was for if she was single by the end of the year, but she did win at twitch rivals, so even if she loses she has enough for it lol
G0DLY-Asian- lmao does lily ever win her stupid Bets?
Em Dodd they already confirmed it on instagram
@@RGVbeachbum Yes, but the bet was for if she was single by the end of the year xD. God I hope she isn't by the end of the year. That would be sad
His lies and deceit caught up to him
"Promise me we still be friends after this?"
"No"
And that kids is how I met your mother.
Imagining the vertically challenged chimeras that would come as the result of them reproducing terrifies me
@@Toxicgamerdog oh god no
CumMan Oh no baby goblins with an tazer and crack addiction are gonna come into this world
she could put “almost died” in the title and we wouldn’t call it clickbait
Lily: « We need you to tell us the difference between these two scissors. »
Michael: « They’re the same scissors. »
2019: Art class
2020: Hair salon
cup of fifi with how it ended out I’m still sure this is the art class xD
@@CoverCode Lmao your right
2021 Cooking tutorial. XP
2021: Wedding
@@tymellish2495 YES that is a must
I thought whatever lily does for a video would make me feel comfy.
That was before I saw her equipped with sharp and pointy scissors.
pure tension
And a tazer
"was I supposed to cut the back too"
lol when lily put the wet paper towel on the seat again I died
Lily: Why do you need 18 tazers?
Michael: My goals are beyond your understanding
in this case for his taser desk!
Is he solving a math problem
Jonah Glass-Hussain that video was so fucking funny lmaoo
I'm happy for you guys!
Like really happy.
Who am I kidding, I've been waiting for this my whole life!
(I hope we're not being baited)
what
????
@@mimicatmoon They've gone public that they're dating
@@spicymeister They are dating now.
@@mimicatmoon They are dating now.
1:11 the Michle boritto.
1:17 why is he nervous when he sees two of the, gasp, SAME scissors!
Lily: *places paper towel on chair*
Michael’s mind: what’s this boomer doing
Lily: How short do you want it?
Michael: Proportional to my height.
*Shaves him bald*
1:15 corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture
Lily: No matter what happens. We’ll still be friends
Micheal: No.
On Feb 20, 2020) Micheal: Wait are we dating?
Lily: ye
Welp Micheal really did keep his word. XD
They’re so cute together >.
WAIT WHAT
@@fuibancontafake3057 WAIT WHAT/2
Wait what? When/where was this confirmed
Pedro WAIT WHAT/3
Oh yeah boys, they confirmed
Funny how we were all trying so hard not to ship them as a couple, and then they ended up as a couple
its Aztec /: they what
@@megaleioaltura5362 they are dating now
its Aztec /: I think they are joking
@@firebolttz9058 Everyone in the house confirm it.
Paul Napkinds ok... dating doesn’t mean couple, there are still a long way to go..
I love the fact that she’s wearing a Hufflepuff jacket😂
I didn't even notice 😂
michael be like: (1:36)"ah so this is what it feels like to be one of my test subjects.........(3:57)the fear is a new feeling.....(4:39)oh god, it's turning into terror"
Lily: I have scissors
Michael: 👀
Lily:
They're so cute doing things together, they should date each other.
They are
XKunaiXx You dont say?
This aged like fine wine
@@-rheto-7837 it was sarcasm
when he put his hair down and it covered his eyes, he looked like jay from lookism
Yessssss
was jay the blondie who was obsessed with daniel?
@@mrmudmigsgaming7668
No, that was the psychopath Jay
Bro fr
Yea just a messed version
Can we take a moment to appreciate the editor of this video? I love all the little add-ins :)
Monochrome Clouds I love the editing on Lilypichu’s videos so much
Emo Michael wants Hot Topic, Emo Michael gets Hot Topic
Lily: I'm dying
Same.
Michael: "We will still be friends if you give me a good haicut"
Me: Well it must have been the best haicut for michael ever cuz they are dating now
Wait really!?
Or worst
Holo Cast
Check latest Instagram post from lily and the comments
Yep. Michael asked if they are dating lily said ye. Random person said something like i ship you and lily answered that they are dating xd
also her latest stream
Michael Ree: I'm having second thoughts
Lily: should I wet your hair?
Michael Ree: I'm having second thoughts
Went from an Art Class to a Salon, and I thought she didn't use effort
Thought I'd let you all know that they're dating now. Confirmed in the comments of Lily's last Instagram post!!
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you boofing me aren’t you. No way they are.
Noah hayes they really are.
It may be ironic but like i d k
Okay, LET LIBERTY DIE AND MICHAEL × LILY PROSPER WITH THE WILL OF CRACK
@@epiksebastian3272 someone said that they are trying really hard not to ship them in her ig comments and she replied with "We are dating" im not sure if its a joke though
I swear Michael looks more and more like Harry Potter.
Me: It’s so nice that they’re such good friends and they can do cute stuff together and everyone’s trying not to ship them and-
* sees comment confirming that they’re dating*
_I’m looking _*_away,_*_ I did not _*_see-_*
Edit: Don’t get me wrong, I’m crazy happy for them! It’s just that healthy guy-girl friendships are so rarely represented and I was really hyped about that they could do cute platonic stuff and people weren’t being weird about it.
They're dating
Moonlight Ssanity I know, I saw a comment about it. That’s why I wrote this. Sorry if I didn’t make that clear 😅
@@moss_yt ah my bad, it's fine;^;
Poki and fed have a platonic relationship tho
Moss look no further than fed, who also is good friends with her
I found Offline TV through Michael and secretly shipped them from the beginning, and now it's finally comes true
They said they don't want to be shipped, Lily said she felt uncomfortable.Shipping is fine in my opinion,just don't say it to the person you're shipping =P
@@anxietycat7426 they are a couple it was confirmed yesterday
@@anxietycat7426 dude, they literally confirmed that they are dating lol
@@anxietycat7426 while thats true they actually said they are dating so... i mean i suppose its okay to say you ship them now
@@ianhusk9052 HOW WAS I NOT ALERTED OF THIS???
I don’t care if they were dating during this or not. They really tried to convince us they didn’t like each other that way after Michael let her cut his hair.
The words you don't want to hear from your barber: "do I need scissors?"
There are enough haircuts you can do with just clippers, so that's not really weird.
To the editor:
I'm loving the Paper Mario music. And I love you.
Orbits are everywhere
I love going back and watching these older videos just to see how adorable these two are together. I'm also digging the runescape music in the background
6:19 just give him the round glasses and he'll be Harry potter
Lily: "No matter what, we'll still be friends, right?"
Michael: "Only if you give me a good haircut"
Me: Lily will give him a bad haircut, and BAM, boyfriend and girlfriend are made
The prophet
@@octc0937 the dude got out of lil brother zone. Hes the goddamn Messiah
Where did they announce it?,please give me the full details.
@@bobbabscoobydoo7115 Instagram and other OTV members announced it too :)
@@ayceron I SAID FULL DETAILS
It's so nice how she is giving free cuts to kids who have special needs
Michael is special
Special ed
😶
Lily: "No matter what happens, we'll be friends no matter what"
Michael: No
Me: LMAO!!!!!
I mean they’re no longer friends
@@Asanyal99 ;)
@@Asanyal99 now he is her BOYfriend
6:08 my thought process after my mom gives me a hair cut
“How do you feel about Rock Lee”
I can imagine Michael just telling all his friends at school that his mom messed up his hair.