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  • @OfflineTV
    @OfflineTV  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    Download Girl Cafe Gun for free: click.fan/OfflineTV_GCG
    Use code 'AW7BQD2U' to get special rewards!

    • @supplant9124
      @supplant9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      michael in that little fast food uniform makin me act up😩😩😩

    • @kaynzzzzz3038
      @kaynzzzzz3038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So basically... American Cafe

    • @aureliamoon5379
      @aureliamoon5379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💛

    • @okae1758
      @okae1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cursed title

    • @popKat202
      @popKat202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

  • @luanmantilla3575
    @luanmantilla3575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13065

    “You wanna make it as an actress? Huh? HUH?! Why don’t you ACT like a chef?” Toast was fucking solid

    • @DrunkenSalamander
      @DrunkenSalamander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      i think he nailed the Chef Gordon act

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Absolutely

    • @matthewjzack.9447
      @matthewjzack.9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      says the guy who barely did anything 😩 /j

    • @mr.knight1817
      @mr.knight1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewjzack.9447 yeah toast sucks

    • @sarthakdesai3540
      @sarthakdesai3540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@mr.knight1817 Oh he sucks all the money into his bank account

  • @draregsamillano1381
    @draregsamillano1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5520

    Lily straight up just making a burger for herself while Toast and Yvonne are bickering is peak content LOL

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There were no comments so I decided to comment

    • @MycoArsenic39
      @MycoArsenic39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Lily: "I'm too hungry to be part of this sh*t."

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IllIllIlIlIIIllIIIIIlllllI

    • @felipechamorro6683
      @felipechamorro6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tbf yvonne was the only one working

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁😁

  • @aeriel13
    @aeriel13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10595

    Michael: about to kill Lily.
    Brodin: "Hey, do it in front of the camera."

    • @YashSingh-ey8ll
      @YashSingh-ey8ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Hey, content is content!

    • @theoryofeverything213
      @theoryofeverything213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zainsinclair5619 what did they say

    • @zainsinclair5619
      @zainsinclair5619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@theoryofeverything213 It was a jesus freak saying "Repent to jesus christ"

    • @jaze9451
      @jaze9451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@zainsinclair5619 i believe in Jesus but this shit mad funny I can't help but like it 😭

    • @theoryofeverything213
      @theoryofeverything213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zainsinclair5619 lol that's hilarious

  • @bulldozer8950
    @bulldozer8950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5929

    Micheal “washing” his hands sounds like the inner monologue of every kid when their parents tell them to go wash their hands.

    • @emmastorey1308
      @emmastorey1308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I literally remember getting in so much trouble for lying about washing my hands, I was like 5 and I just kept lying even when I got caught haha

    • @markopolo2172
      @markopolo2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pretty sure he was referencing an old gradeA underA video

    • @siorang6004
      @siorang6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1000

    • @MuspeltheMogul
      @MuspeltheMogul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      2:10

    • @worm505
      @worm505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what was wrong with everyone as small children istg

  • @killerravioli445
    @killerravioli445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13187

    Michael is literally the incarnation of chaos and somehow his team was more stable and did better

    • @TechoNeko
      @TechoNeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

      He has the unique skill: Lord of Chaos
      He creates chaos. And he controls all chaos.

    • @felipechamorro6683
      @felipechamorro6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      He was actually helping, unlike toast who just yelled lmao

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      That's because he had 2 sugar babies on his team and the most down bad customer the world has ever seen lmao

    • @Hermes3200
      @Hermes3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yin and yang

    • @Kevin-zl3ci
      @Kevin-zl3ci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Because toast is on the other team and he just likes to troll for content

  • @lcmarques9860
    @lcmarques9860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10955

    Michael deadass coming with the “we do not support paedophilia” at the end was so funny

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lmao

    • @Aimotoo
      @Aimotoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh deadass?

    • @elixireon3164
      @elixireon3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Just started the video and this comment alone makes me want to watch til the end

    • @yemaster9000
      @yemaster9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I’m just like… how tf is this mans so witty

    • @cheezzeballz
      @cheezzeballz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Aimotoo deadass

  • @apgt5536
    @apgt5536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11423

    Lily was the smartest of all of them this episode, making herself a burger and flirting rather than stressing

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      For real!

    • @awesomedud3739
      @awesomedud3739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      What about Poki when she cut the 100 bill in half

    • @kayden6192
      @kayden6192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@coyoted9251 its not that serious man dont worry

    • @simbadooo9055
      @simbadooo9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@coyoted9251 Dude it's not a serious video, it's mean't to be funny.

    • @heilamwether8911
      @heilamwether8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Incieal tbh, this whole comment section is pointless, since they both contradict each other, their is one said taking this literal(main post), and another that is stating to take it with a grain of salt, like wtf, also why try to contridict someone who is trying to follow what the dude who started this posted...

  • @just4bean502
    @just4bean502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    15:26 I love how Michael stops and re-reads the last part before giving Toast that "What the, bro?" look haha

  • @lucianheartfillia5187
    @lucianheartfillia5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13298

    Michael: this is my gf lily. And this is lily's gf poki

  • @letticeban6960
    @letticeban6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4492

    Poki: orders everything
    Toast: K A R E N
    LMAO

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear let

    • @lucifer6456
      @lucifer6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@AxxLAfriku you're the guy who makes weird videos aren't you? Begone.

    • @hurricane3241
      @hurricane3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@AxxLAfriku I would appreciate it if you just kinda went away.

    • @mischevious9047
      @mischevious9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AxxLAfriku this is so unrelated to the comment that dear person Ban made, how dare you? Do you know I have two Lamborghinis and people working for me to put the cereal in my bowl before they pour the milk? Unacceptable behavior, I won't stand for it. Do you even know who I am?

    • @skiiscott3812
      @skiiscott3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AxxLAfriku why just why

  • @markanthonyabot1859
    @markanthonyabot1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    Toast: "So now you're a pedo, and a lesbian"
    Lily: "What's wrong with being a lesbian?"
    Michael: "What's wrong with being a pedo?"
    Also Michael at the end: "We don't support paedophilia"

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't we tho

    • @annon22
      @annon22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      lily true tho

    • @Zolia
      @Zolia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He learned what is wrong with paedophilia that is why he asked first.

  • @rosepsych4584
    @rosepsych4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Toast: "THAT'S NOT SOAKED, I WNAT IT DRIPPIN'"
    Poki: *Squeeze*
    Toast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4638

    Lily excitedly asking Michael, “Are you single?!?” just gave me a burst of life like you don’t even know

    • @dwolf7730
      @dwolf7730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      She said " is the girl single?" Talking about poki not Michael xD

    • @seanomik6176
      @seanomik6176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@dwolf7730 She said both

    • @emilybeans28
      @emilybeans28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@dwolf7730 Lily said “Are you single?” to Michael and then asked “Is the girl single?”

    • @jg_squad9215
      @jg_squad9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a question did poki kiss lily's lips for chick coz I can't tell because of the camera angle?

    • @JINX1441
      @JINX1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats concerning

  • @atharvgopaluni
    @atharvgopaluni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6204

    Any video that starts with "Michael is a trained professional" is already both scary and amazing

    • @danielgomez1252
      @danielgomez1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agree

    • @Yichh
      @Yichh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol first thing he did was leave

    • @lastnamefirstname8655
      @lastnamefirstname8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      it gave me certain expectations, and those expectations were instantly exceeded. amazing, michael.

    • @atharvgopaluni
      @atharvgopaluni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lastnamefirstname8655 yo fellow subject 4, I see you

    • @guntereh2271
      @guntereh2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is everyone copying this comment

  • @KallianaCorus
    @KallianaCorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    Okay but Toast/Lily/Yvonne got so creative with their orders and it was wonderful. I particularly enjoyed Lily ordering a tomato that Michael took a bite out of….

    • @Frungle_
      @Frungle_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Possibly because they went second and started giving up on being serious

    • @sandmountainsam9287
      @sandmountainsam9287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But spum delight with extra spit

  • @cXspXr
    @cXspXr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    yvonne definitely has worked in fast food at some point, her just going manager mode while toast slacks off and lily just nommin down is an absolute gem

  • @laurentok789
    @laurentok789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    Toast is the real Karen destroyer.
    “YOU DIDNT SAY IT WASNT DECONSTRUCTED.”

  • @raet6375
    @raet6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3490

    Being a part of OTV seems like the most fun yet terrifying thing ever

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Only terrifying because of mykull

    • @raet6375
      @raet6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@Ruination_station and Brodin

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@raet6375 yeah big true

    • @pixelate9980
      @pixelate9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Ruination_station As a punishment for forgetting Brodin you get a coke soaked burger shake. Go ahead and enjoy.

    • @Thesmus
      @Thesmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah, definitely every day is fun and fear day

  • @seraph4208
    @seraph4208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Brodin finally came up with the most normal game and yet they managed to make it as chaotic as possible lol

    • @zakiyo6109
      @zakiyo6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I think i start to understand brodin. He has to do crazy shit to keep them in line otherwise they just become chaos itself

  • @mezrahmasada5494
    @mezrahmasada5494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I'll say it again, Michael is the greatest thing to come to the channel

    • @Deadlineontop
      @Deadlineontop 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      C'mon man don't discredit literally everyone else on the team

    • @vesstig
      @vesstig 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Deadlineontop Why not? Michael is the best, the others just add to his already amazing humor

    • @ricko3363
      @ricko3363 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pfft ​@@vesstig

  • @Ange11Jellyfish
    @Ange11Jellyfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6090

    Lily: "whats wrong with being a lesbian"
    Michael: "whats wrong with being a pedophile"

    • @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
      @yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Society moment

    • @grembell9433
      @grembell9433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Ah yes they both on the same level

    • @ezekielshorizon6
      @ezekielshorizon6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      One of them doesn't harm someone else (?)

    • @pengU1n_pardon
      @pengU1n_pardon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      i really hope we dont come back to this and see it age well

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@ezekielshorizon6 well...that depends...

  • @yourfavoriteimpure6898
    @yourfavoriteimpure6898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    While they practiced the ways of the streaming, Michael studied the blade

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He learned the way of the _blade_

    • @powerprime99
      @powerprime99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also, while they practiced the ways of the gaming, Michael studied the blade

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wongcayven9893 why?

    • @Zantler
      @Zantler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was the comment i was hoping to find.

    • @vishweshkarna7458
      @vishweshkarna7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everywhere i go I see his quotes
      TECHNOSUPPORRTTT

  • @raphaellauf7786
    @raphaellauf7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    michael's inner toilet monologe was easily the best part of the video

    • @kovue7637
      @kovue7637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha yea I rewinded that part twice

    • @njts6862
      @njts6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep

    • @matthewsilva5598
      @matthewsilva5598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By far

  • @parttimelazy4593
    @parttimelazy4593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    It doesn't matter who else is with then or what's happening, Michael consistently finds a way to be the strangest or scariest thing in the room.

  • @softstone6066
    @softstone6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4567

    OTV: actually cooks real meat
    Rules: expects them to finish in 2 minutes

    • @CutthroatDe
      @CutthroatDe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      😂😂 they definitely dont know how to cook

    • @minerdasher3474
      @minerdasher3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@CutthroatDe funny thing is you can actually eat a non well cooked hamburger if you get the right meat and make the hashed steak urself

    • @CutthroatDe
      @CutthroatDe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@minerdasher3474 ahh ok good to know. Maybe thats what they had then

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      they weren't eating it obviously half the shit was raw

    • @CutthroatDe
      @CutthroatDe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@r_spyder wasting food is almost a sin in my granny house lmao

  • @iheartweed89
    @iheartweed89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1881

    As a cook, I am cringing by the lack of proper communication this kitchen has, but also delighted in the chaos that has come upon them.

    • @NotYourFriend34218
      @NotYourFriend34218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Did you just explain the plot of Hell’s Kitchen too?
      OwO?

    • @firstnamelastname7298
      @firstnamelastname7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this is chaotic neutral at its core

    • @spencerbrice5483
      @spencerbrice5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I was thinking the entire time "Why don't they just have a prep cook and two line cooks they'd do so well" lmao

    • @MrKrystalMethod
      @MrKrystalMethod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@spencerbrice5483 they really coulda done it with one at pass, one prep, and one line, but thank god they are content creators and not cooks LOL

    • @Tenseiken_
      @Tenseiken_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As someone who eats cooked things, i eat.

  • @turkeyclub24
    @turkeyclub24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    The video: "Don't try this at home, Michael is a trained professional"
    Michael: *Proceedes to style on lily*

  • @rosepsych4584
    @rosepsych4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Chef Toast: "What can I get you?"
    Customer Poki: "EVERYTHING"
    Chef Toast "*We got a KAREN over here*"
    LMAOOO

  • @le-0ne
    @le-0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    Man i just love this format of friends just chilling and having fun together. Like even the task is just a loose suggestion. Everybody just does whatever and has a blast.

    • @ScruncklyDunckly
      @ScruncklyDunckly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Repent! wtf is wrong with you lol

    • @bandonkadonk
      @bandonkadonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the dream friendships, they arent tryhards, they just have fun together

  • @ScoobsMcDoobers
    @ScoobsMcDoobers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    *Micheal and Lily start fighting*
    Broden: if you guys are gonna play with your life do it the front of the camera

    • @jifrifts8663
      @jifrifts8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am sorry that so many bots have come to Ur comment section

    • @ochoko7613
      @ochoko7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The bots are swarminghere

    • @jifrifts8663
      @jifrifts8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ochoko7613 ye they r

    • @lokeshpaul8880
      @lokeshpaul8880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's the Kris Jenner of offline tv

  • @kingsley9352
    @kingsley9352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3205

    So you're telling me that Michael can build and program a murder robot, and is also seemingly a handheld weapons expert?

    • @carsontupper2957
      @carsontupper2957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Right? Lmfao what can’t this madman do

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      He needs to be buff and skilled in case his robots try to overthrow him

    • @umbrellaghost5927
      @umbrellaghost5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He needs to fight the robot revolution he created

    • @liryc2634
      @liryc2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@carsontupper2957 getting items on top of a fridge without using a stool

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@carsontupper2957 Grow to 5"7

  • @Sasquach1312
    @Sasquach1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The first team was legit like working in a bad kitchen. You've got your untrained cook on the grill panicking, one guy who thinks he's upper management so he doesn't do any work, and finally the person who tried to do things right and after a while is just like "eh fuck it, gonna get some free food and see if they ever fire me".

  • @llamagod1007
    @llamagod1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Michael being a trained pro at anything is a bad sign, it only can spell doom for us mortals

    • @Shakespeare4
      @Shakespeare4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Anuj Pandita he can conquer me 😏

    • @HorizonMakes
      @HorizonMakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Shakespeare4 Sure, Trump-Jong-Un.

    • @Shakespeare4
      @Shakespeare4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Repent! I’m fine

  • @emilyla9056
    @emilyla9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6336

    Lily: “what’s wrong with being a lesbian?”
    Mykull: “WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A PEDOPHILE?”

    • @xtaqh
      @xtaqh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      My favorite mykull quote

    • @otbyt125521
      @otbyt125521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The best

    • @MelvixA
      @MelvixA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I don’t see the issue here 😂

    • @sizeman5956
      @sizeman5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      famous last words

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What the fuck? Is there a joke I'm missing? Are you seriously comparing gay people to literal paedophiles?

  • @honestlyboringperson
    @honestlyboringperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    I swear, Mykull could be an assassin in disguise.

    • @nothanks1714
      @nothanks1714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Honestly dogshjt "disguise", dude is hiding in plain sight

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Probably is, luckily Lily softened his heart

    • @honestlyboringperson
      @honestlyboringperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wongcayven9893 now he brings temmie on his missions!

    • @lastnamefirstname8655
      @lastnamefirstname8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      michael _is_ an assassin

    • @ConfusdTarz
      @ConfusdTarz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nothanks1714 Yeah but because It’s such a shitty one that people just feel like its him playing around, little do they know that everyone in otv are his targets, he has been a little attached so it may take a while until he can do the deed.

  • @LaZybOii_
    @LaZybOii_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    0:03 Everyone Gangsta until Michael actually kills someone

  • @kees0313
    @kees0313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I have no clue how Yvonne managed to set fire to the pan AND let the fire alarm go off twice

    • @yogami3270
      @yogami3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The pan caught fire because patties often have fat that melt and cause occasional flare ups.

    • @Punz18
      @Punz18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And with the hood they had if you’re not setting off the fire alarm your pan isn’t hot enough. There’s a reason besides entertainment that they kept coming out raw

    • @FenixTech10
      @FenixTech10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also: she's using tongs not a spatula

    • @humourlessjester3584
      @humourlessjester3584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At the same time undercooking the burgers 😂

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IIRC they have a gas stove, so beef fat dripping onto it is pretty common way for fire to happen. Smoke alarm because the beef fat getting too much heat and smoking because they were likely cooking on a much higher heat than they should have due to the "speed" of the challenge.

  • @virus2339
    @virus2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    There's so much golden scene this video has. Michael being secretly an assassin, Michael's monologue in the toilet, Lily flirting with Michael, Yvonne manages to trigger the fire alarm twice, Poki kissing Lily, and many more 💀

  • @scopex6335
    @scopex6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    6:20 Toast : yelling new orders , the kitchen is a mess
    Poki outside: I love animals btw

    • @Ccurse._dd
      @Ccurse._dd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol there was cheese on the burger

  • @potassium9288
    @potassium9288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    2:17 Michael is hilarious 😂💀 I'm laughing soooooo hard 😂

  • @williammagnaye8315
    @williammagnaye8315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I like how coordinated the Night Shift cooks were. Ironic that a symbol of chaos is very orderly in the kitchen

    • @Lucio20
      @Lucio20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I mean let’s be real, as hilarious as it was there was no chance in hell that Toast and Yvonne would’ve had any kind of coordination.
      For competition I would’ve liked to see a girls vs boys but for content these teams make sense.

    • @4GRJ
      @4GRJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Remember the last time Toast and Michael are put in the same cooking team?
      It was great

    • @PatentedSugar9
      @PatentedSugar9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@4GRJ I was hoping to see them on the same team for this one, too

    • @straynamic5711
      @straynamic5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All things considered: The kitchen is where chaos thrives. So of course they're coordinated.

  • @yungmonsterxs8929
    @yungmonsterxs8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Lily and Yvonne method acting real service workers by being backed up on orders and eating on the job is the most relatable thing yet.

    • @yungmonsterxs8929
      @yungmonsterxs8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no pls

    • @miab.3632
      @miab.3632 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Including Toast acting like a real manager and not doing shit to help while also getting more money 🙃

  • @brandonchang8795
    @brandonchang8795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Lily really living everyone’s dream. Getting kisses from Michael and Poki.

    • @jl.c
      @jl.c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And i want to hold sykkunos hand

    • @zyan_suxx9636
      @zyan_suxx9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jl.c SAME BRO

    • @BrookeKatherine.
      @BrookeKatherine. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jl.c cool lol.

  • @anthonycalvanese3227
    @anthonycalvanese3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michael is extremely talented. I aspire to be more like this man... he can be himself and even if people think he's insane he's just living his life.

  • @ni9etails
    @ni9etails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Lily flirts with fast food workers:
    Chris Hansen: "Hi I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don't you take a seat."

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Plot twist: Michael started to go full serialkiller mode but then remembered that the cameras were on

  • @manuelb5466
    @manuelb5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Literally no one:
    Michael: The spit is raw

    • @benfrank9622
      @benfrank9622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes me wonder if Spit is truly raw.

  • @HeatingWater
    @HeatingWater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    6:24
    Toast: We have a vegan over here
    Me: *Sees the cheese*
    Poki: I love animal

    • @pakki6555
      @pakki6555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's called vegetarianism! :D

  • @iyanmanzano
    @iyanmanzano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Lily: Wanna have a knight fight?
    Michael: So you have chosen death.

    • @santobabyy
      @santobabyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bruh im trying to figure out whether the bot is talking in sign language or not

    • @Nabrix
      @Nabrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@santobabyy homie is speaking enchantment table

  • @KeyStation
    @KeyStation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    As a fry/flat cook, this shit was hilarious. When they said the ticket expires in two minutes i fucking lost it 💀

    • @valkrath
      @valkrath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as a chef in training this was the hardest ive laughed today

  • @nomacho746
    @nomacho746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Nice to know that Michael is *"Professionally trained"* when it comes to all things dangerous.

    • @kale6130
      @kale6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WAS BOUTTA SAY THE SAME THING BRO

  • @ChrisTheCheeseMaster
    @ChrisTheCheeseMaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:28 Micheal sounds like a person from New York

  • @june5737
    @june5737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    9:38
    Toast: You wanna make it as an actress? THEN ACT LIKE A CHEF!" killed me hahaha

  • @isabelsong21
    @isabelsong21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    I love how instead of using the giant built-in griddle, they all just used one small fry pan for everything.

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To be fair, they probably don't actually know how to properly clean it or want to clean it.
      I'm guessing that they used an actual burger place for this shoot and they needed the stuff clean for the next day when they actually open up?

    • @isabelsong21
      @isabelsong21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@watyhu99 yeah I mean I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't even know that it's a griddle or how to work it, nevertheless clean it 😂😂

    • @oreem7124
      @oreem7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@watyhu99 pretty sure that's their own house kitchen

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oreem7124 why would their house kitchen have a griddle

    • @blackgothicrose89
      @blackgothicrose89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@watyhu99 i swear that's the kitchen at the otv house I've seen on miyoung's stream a ton

  • @gtdmg489
    @gtdmg489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    So Toast's cooking stream was about himself training to participate in this event, huh?

    • @johnzumax
      @johnzumax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Then he didn't even cook a single thing xD

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, for the many corndogs hes had to cook during this video

  • @Maxtherandomperson
    @Maxtherandomperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Michael is just the chaotic chef in the team but the team pulls together

  • @matil7880
    @matil7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Flashbacks to cooking challenge: *the pot is just a stick of butter, and CHEESE*

    • @thegamingnerd_3128
      @thegamingnerd_3128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loved it

    • @shalinsaju9620
      @shalinsaju9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      delicious

    • @wandrr27
      @wandrr27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read it in Michael's voice and laughter

    • @dixon7488
      @dixon7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is reason why michael and toast isn’t in the same team in this cooking video

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dixon7488 too much power

  • @PH03NXHDFYeah
    @PH03NXHDFYeah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Lily hitting on Michael was the cutest thing I saw all day!

  • @jasonruiz4067
    @jasonruiz4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Michael giving his speech in bathroom really inspired me to not wash my hands

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The government put poison in our hand wash!!!!! Theyre planting chips inside our brains with the soap!!!!

    • @abbasturd
      @abbasturd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @verranfehlberg1154
    @verranfehlberg1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    18:11 "What's wrong with being a pedophile?" lmao Michael is so effortlessly funny.

  • @sharingan652
    @sharingan652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Mykull upon seeing the Poki/Lily kiss:
    "I don't know whether to be angy or just accept it. Probably both."

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Alternatively, be secure in his relationship and easily understand that it's a bit for the camera as it always has been.

    • @parzival8331
      @parzival8331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ticklord ikr its crazy how sure and confident he is as a person, and in his relationship. its a goal to be like him and to have a relationship theirs.

    • @sharingan652
      @sharingan652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine not taking what I said as a joke, as intended.

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cant tell if they actually kissed but either way you know someones already written a fan fic about this

    • @agneslaura10
      @agneslaura10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silly_goofs I think they did the “kiss the thumb” trick

  • @AppleRNG
    @AppleRNG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Michael is always the comedy of the show, and I’m lovin’ it

    • @Bridget466
      @Bridget466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ba da ba ba ba!

  • @alexspain9103
    @alexspain9103 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Toast asking to see Lily in his office like he isn't also as useful as a snow shovel in hell.

  • @ian_g
    @ian_g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    18:12 I love how Michael laughed at his own joke while he was telling it 🤣

  • @heyjosht
    @heyjosht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    yvonne being the “employee of the month” lmao

    • @ej_tech
      @ej_tech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      for triggering the smoke alarm the most

    • @DeWessel97
      @DeWessel97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      evoone will always be my employe of the month uwu

  • @とり-p2r
    @とり-p2r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Can we talk about how casually cracked Michael is at life

    • @evanbeinstein5102
      @evanbeinstein5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      dude should not be allowed to be good at everything, it's unfair >:(

    • @aldojoel4836
      @aldojoel4836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude's unemployed

    • @nonexistenttt3023
      @nonexistenttt3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aldojoel4836 ?

    • @Thunterise
      @Thunterise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nonexistenttt3023 Dude's unemployed

    • @xdumoo
      @xdumoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nonexistenttt3023 dude's unemployed

  • @pippiman
    @pippiman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how Toast is acting exactly just like a minimum wage McDonald's part time student manager 😭

  • @humanbeing3261
    @humanbeing3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I love the music choices for this channel, the “Wii play: tanks theme” at 10:32 really caught me off guard and I loved it.

    • @sonthoi1809
      @sonthoi1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats the music at the intro

    • @tabletopvids
      @tabletopvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AT LAST ANOTHER HUMAN OF CULTURE

  • @myblindyvids
    @myblindyvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "We do not support pedophilia" and "Cougar Lily" are the two phrases I didn't know I was going to be hearing tonight. So, this is the world we live in, huh?

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The future is now

    • @pengU1n_pardon
      @pengU1n_pardon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ohhh i hope this isnt gonna age well

    • @xdumoo
      @xdumoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pengU1n_pardon uhh

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Society

    • @mikhailkhan5038
      @mikhailkhan5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The world's alignment is currently chaotic neutral

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Michael: “We’re making money!”
    Also Michael: “LETTUCE, TOMATO, AND... and a hundred dollar bill...”
    XD

  • @babyvampyt2800
    @babyvampyt2800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    omg the fire alarm just makes it so much funnier when they put the everything is ok meme in the background XD

  • @cindy-wj4wh
    @cindy-wj4wh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    i love the daytime crew requests, they be so creative like scarra’s hair and the 100 dollar bills *cheffs kiss*

  • @Miniarty7
    @Miniarty7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    They really missed the opportunity for Toast and Michael to be on the same team, shit would have either gotten done or nothing would have happened.

    • @andre29174
      @andre29174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      With Yvonne to make it complete chaos

    • @geicoemployee6192
      @geicoemployee6192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andre29174nah with brodin

    • @jonboatadventures5503
      @jonboatadventures5503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree, the other cooking episode where micheal and toast where teamed up was epic

  • @GreenedBeens
    @GreenedBeens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    The decision to invite Michael to ITV was genius. He is so perfect

    • @felipeluna9597
      @felipeluna9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      isn't it OTV?

    • @EnderTea_
      @EnderTea_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@felipeluna9597 no it's itv, definitely itv

    • @felipeluna9597
      @felipeluna9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EnderTea_ ??? did they change it or is this a joke I don't understand?

    • @holaturtless
      @holaturtless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@felipeluna9597 yes its a joke

    • @idkproductions01
      @idkproductions01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@holaturtless No it isn’t. They’re changing their name to international TV because they get more global viewers than U.S. viewers. Lily said somethings about it in a few weeks ago on stream.

  • @Holly-kr1vr
    @Holly-kr1vr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that in every challenge they do, lily is constantly flirting with poki
    Its hilarious

  • @raet6375
    @raet6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Lily’s flirting is a mood

    • @milwaukeerican5
      @milwaukeerican5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She was such a menace in the second half hitting on michael and poki lol

    • @raet6375
      @raet6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@milwaukeerican5 listen, least the girl knows what she wants and sticks to it -

    • @milwaukeerican5
      @milwaukeerican5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that she does

    • @aldojoel4836
      @aldojoel4836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have always wondered if Poki and Lily's running joke has some actual truth to it. Like a platonic love

    • @labtec514
      @labtec514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Winter Gaming 黄裕翔 imagine assuming someone's sexuality, pretty cringe

  • @barsx7634
    @barsx7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    The entirety of the video is good, but those last few seconds are comedy gold. As Peter once said, Michael is fucking great with his one-liners, and it shows each and every time.

    • @commencefa6640
      @commencefa6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      cringe

    • @Teuber45
      @Teuber45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@commencefa6640no u

  • @jasoncarto
    @jasoncarto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Why is it poki is always having fun no matter what she's doing? That's great life energy to live by.

    • @yummibunnis
      @yummibunnis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fr

    • @aya-qo9wg
      @aya-qo9wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      true

    • @jaze9451
      @jaze9451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i aspire to be like that

    • @byonemesis
      @byonemesis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaze9451 For real. That's one of the many reasons I admire Pokimane.

    • @SlavesGaming
      @SlavesGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @Sleepyhonkshew
    @Sleepyhonkshew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    The pain Micheal feels when lily starts flirting more with poki instead of him tho-

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nawh, its normal for him. He is lilys bf but poki is her gf

    • @Sleepyhonkshew
      @Sleepyhonkshew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So basically:
      Micheal: "Hi this is my girlfriend lily, and this is her girlfriend poki"

    • @BrookeKatherine.
      @BrookeKatherine. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sleepyhonkshew That’s literally one of the top comments. The reply you made.

  • @nutsupplier2086
    @nutsupplier2086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    18:10
    Lily: Whats wrong with being a lesbian?
    Michael: Whats wrong with being a pedophile?
    😂😂😂 a shame no one picked up on it

    • @Winx175
      @Winx175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Dec344
      @Dec344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s the fact that I said the same thing in my head😭😭I laughed when he said it out loud

  • @lxsrvsqz
    @lxsrvsqz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    16:43 Michael's voice changing form loud to soft when he read kiss makes me go u//w//u~♡

    • @EdgyW
      @EdgyW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simping for Michael? Same tho, he’s hella smart

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Calm down tier 3 sub chan~

    • @mayurtrivedi7133
      @mayurtrivedi7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silly_goofs Lmao

    • @yaboiothman984
      @yaboiothman984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It hurts to see you comment shit like this, how are you gonna feel about this in 5 years.

    • @vampuriaaa
      @vampuriaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yaboiothman984 let them be lol

  • @Cinthee
    @Cinthee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Toast -
    "I'm the Gordan Ramsey of the team"
    "WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE"

  • @ChonkWigglesworth
    @ChonkWigglesworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    This was some quality content. Also, Michael giving off heavy Alpha energy.

    • @ronaleelopiga2927
      @ronaleelopiga2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He leads so darn well, man!
      Also props to Scarra and Poki as well for being good followers and planning ahead!

    • @thelegacyshow4248
      @thelegacyshow4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that's just Michael in general

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael always alpha

    • @jax0173
      @jax0173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How he manages both alpha AND crackhead energy is beyond me lol

  • @JordyElNino21
    @JordyElNino21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    9:37 “you wanna make it as an actress huh? why don’t you ACT like a chef ! “ toast w the perfect line 😂😂🤌🏽

  • @JC-sz1jn
    @JC-sz1jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Im waiting for Toast to yell "IT'S FOCKING RAW!"

  • @ollie1505
    @ollie1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Offline TV WOULD NOT be the same without Michaels chaos😂😂

  • @kono3178
    @kono3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Yvonne is really that one person that does all the work on the school project

  • @Eragonnogare
    @Eragonnogare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    The fact that Michael and Toast weren't on the same team like back in the last cooking video is very disappointing lol
    I do like the fact that they both just took charge and didn't cook though lol

    • @emeraldbuilder8830
      @emeraldbuilder8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ikr. That is literally my fav video on the internet. The two of them are so damn funny together

    • @yanc4237
      @yanc4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe they took charge to avoid what happened in that video
      The potato WASNT FULLY COOKEDDDDDD

    • @priyanshchess4836
      @priyanshchess4836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emeraldbuilder8830 I hate that no one could react to that shit cause of the drama

    • @gopalbhagat7300
      @gopalbhagat7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@priyanshchess4836 wait there was drama about that video? What happened

    • @priyanshchess4836
      @priyanshchess4836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gopalbhagat7300 Fed sexually assaulted Yvonne in late June/ early July, and he was kicked out of the house...that video was posted 16 July(if I remember correctly), so, it was not much late from the incident

  • @dennis_duran
    @dennis_duran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Toast grabbing Lilly’s arm and saying “You want to make it as an actress, huh?” had way different subtext than I think he intended 👀

  • @kwnji475
    @kwnji475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:11 *Toast talking to Lilly”
    - Yvonne literally lighting the meat on fire.

  • @MightyKondrai
    @MightyKondrai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    18:12 is a moment I'll remember for years to come lmao.

  • @azuredragon633
    @azuredragon633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    mykull and toast did so well creating content instead of food last time so they had to split them up

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They gonna put a bar of butter in a burger

    • @4GRJ
      @4GRJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually how burgers are cooked sometimes...
      Deep fried in sticks of butter

  • @constant938
    @constant938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Incredible, they took the fictional activity of cooking created by the overcooked franchise and brought it into our waking world. Truly revolutionary.

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cant tell if its a “oh wow they turned cooking into reality” or a “oh i cant belive they brought this game to reality” if its the first one then thats just fucking funny af

    • @mikhailkhan5038
      @mikhailkhan5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok yes but let's also acknowledge that watching them do this was more fun than playing the actual game

    • @diyaoii
      @diyaoii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rae's voice "THE FUTURE IS NOW"

    • @silly_goofs
      @silly_goofs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikhailkhan5038 the game is stressful

    • @mikhailkhan5038
      @mikhailkhan5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silly_goofs truly a chaotic and beautiful way to torture your family (provided they don't make you play with)

  • @pramusetyakanca1552
    @pramusetyakanca1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jokes aside, Michael should be a part-time self-defense instructor. He really does know how do defend himself.

  • @Xivique_
    @Xivique_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    ‘Michael is a professional’
    Also Michael: makes a robot dog piss beer-

    • @AveragePinwormEnjoyer
      @AveragePinwormEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Makes a robot dog piss beer... professionally

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have to be some kind of professional to accomplish that though

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Props to him for making the robot not piss on his hand

  • @p.itchyt
    @p.itchyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Michael has the energy of a olympian with the mind of a 6 year old.

  • @MiniMC546
    @MiniMC546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Toast is such a mood. When everything is in chaos, he's just fine and chill.

  • @bluejayycrane
    @bluejayycrane 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yvonne has past fast food employment trauma resurface 😂 The instant bickering when she got a small cut of profit but did all the work. Girl, I felt that.

  • @Bernardo-hi5ze
    @Bernardo-hi5ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Watching Michael take a bite of the tomato gave me flashbacks to him and Lilly’s argument on tomatoes 😂😂 14:15