Yandere Cat and Fox Girls Fight Over You (Jealous Neko & Kitsune Girl Audio RP • Willing Listener)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2021
- You want an animal girl? What luck! Care to adopt a sassy yandere kitsune? How about an adorable yandere neko? Dare you try to handle both?!
[FF4A] [Cute] [Yandere] [Neko] and [Kitsune] [Fight Over You] [Offer to Spoil you] [Willing Listener] [Catfight] [They're sugary sweet to the listener and deliciously mean to each other!] Mostly [SFW] but with a couple of saucy lines!
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio & Juniper Justice ASMR
Script by: Yan-con on reddit, with edits/adlibs by us!
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
HERE FOR THE BOOS DAY 1! Starting off with a bang, this audio roleplay features not one but two yanderes! Jealous yanderes, to boot! Quite a departure from my last sweetly hyper yandere collab. I hope you all enjoy it!
Welcome Juniper back, everybody! She'll be doing a couple of guest spots this month AND is launching her own channel! Yay! Find her here: / @juniperjusticeasmr
#ASMR #ASMRroleplay #yandere #neko #kitsune #monstergirl - บันเทิง
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she's 56 in human years
"She's an idiot. Selling her _own_ kidney?" I expected it to be followed with "Here's another check. I sold her other kidney."
"I kidnap a famous chef"
"Which one?"
"He was kinda shouty"
Of course Gordon Ramsey gets pulled into ASMR.
Gordon Ramsey: "Your fishgirl is so raw its still twerking!" lol
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!
I guessed it to
ITS RAAAAAAW
You noticed too, good.😏
"Infinite Kidneys" had me dying
and probably a lot of other people too
HA! 😆
Neko girls: "I'm the best!"
Fox Girls:"I'm the best!"
Me, who prefers dog girls: 😐
Nice
Very nice
but for the real question, what about mothgirls?
@@MrGrixt
True. But there are also wolf girls
@@simplewrites dog girls but dominant.
"Who even knows what sounds they make?"
And just like that, I was blasted back to 2013.
the fox goes AAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO we’re blasting off again
I'm going fucking insane
Mng mng mng mng, What does the Fox say
Hop in the car, anon, we have people to warn
“You know what else is cultured? Yogurt.”
“I- I don’t even know what to say to that.”
Made me laugh
defines man of "culture 7u7"
Neko: Im better!
Kitsune: No I Am!
Me: You are both great!
This is the way.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio This is the way
This is the way.
This is the way.
this is the way
Kistune girl: everyone loves a girl who will kill them or kill for them
Neko girl:....ANYWAYSSSS
Yandere kitsune knows what's up.
As soon as I heard her say that I was it’s over I choose clover
I choose none and either get the shotgun or call the police, whichever comes first.
- What is wrong with you?
- You wanna list?
Me: _Wheezing in the corner_
Alright, that was brilliant. You owned it again, and so did Juniper along with you. Glad she got brave enough to start her own channel!
Thank you! We had SO much fun being playfully mean to each other at the mic and I am so proud of the result! Juniper was very nervous, not just about launching her channel but about this audio, but I jabbed her lovingly until she accepted the fact she's cursed with talent and owes it to the world to show off a little! 😊
Well, since I am a cultured enjoyer of both nekos girls and kitsunes girls, I will adopt both. My harem life style doesn't exlude any wonderful chick. About this roleplay, I do appreciate how its funny, wholesome and each character shines in their own way. Neko girl is more playful and easygoing, while the kitsune girl is full or ara ara energy.
Thank you so much! We worked hard to make sure the characters were distinct, and I LOVE your description of them! I'm glad you enjoyed the roleplay!
Brasil
Same bro
I mean you *can* afford it with all the money the kidneys gave you
@@joaoguilherme5714 salve kkkkkk
I swear, Clover is definitely considered to be on a watch list
Oh, almost certainly!
Neko: "I sold my kidney!!"
Me:....😐😦😧😨😱 "YOU WHHAAAT!?!?!"
Don't worry, she still has one!
I read this in SpongeBob meme 😆
I can't, I can't, this managed to make me burst out laughing. Even though I almost visited dreamland😂😭
I'm glad you liked it!
Vanilla I was expecting some completely terrifying stuff but good lord I just lost my mind laughing. Listening to you and Juniper go off trying to one up each other in horrifying ways just killed me. I love the dynamic, not to mention your range too. I was supposed to sleep at peace. But this time I'll sleep amused. Absolutely brilliant.
😁 Thank you so much!! It was SO fun being (playfully!) mean to each other in this audio.
I absolutely lost it at the “I sold my kidney!” Bit
“There’s no compensation for a bad vocabulary”
Having previously pointed out the use of calculators is allowed, isn’t a dictionary allowed to compensate for a poor vocabulary
Clover: i can't read suddenly i don't know
It would actually fix the vocabulary problem instead of compensate for it. So no, there's still no compensation for a bad vocabulary that has anything to do with the language in question.
This one is hilarious, like these two have back and forth that’s better than most sitcoms, and the performance only heightens that.
True was genuinely hilarious!I heard this scrip before somewhere, and was expecting the same. But the amount of passion you two put into this audio really put personality into the characters, and the extra bits of jokes sprinkled throughout really had me laughing. Keep it up! Love you!
Thank you! So far, all my videos are based on public scripts, and most have been done by other ASMRtists, but I always work hard to bring something extra to each one I perform. ^^ I'm glad you enjoyed this one!
That's the audio none of us knew we needed.
And now we need a part 2, but this time we know this
Hahaha. I'm afraid there's no sequel script, but I know Juniper and I would love to do another audio sniping at each other like this because it was so much fun the first time. So I'm sure we'll do something similar soon!
"I'm sure you paid top dollar for that tail extension" & "# humblebrag" took me the fuck out and got me wheezing 🤣. I've heard this script before but you two are the only ones that add character to the audio, hope you two continue to put this much care into future audio's.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I adlib constantly in my audios, so I'd like to think they're all this good!😊
Heard that as I read the comment🤣🤣
neko: adopt me!
kitsune: no adopt me!
me: i could just adopt both of you, you know.......
I agree, that's definitely the best solution!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio the question is are YOU available for adoption? :3
The true ending
Okay I literally laughed at the fox puns. Now I'm gonna get the fox outta here. 😆
Hahahahaha. I'm glad you enjoyed them!
"I kidnapped a chef and he was shouty too"
Me: You kidnapped Gordon Ramsay?!
That’s what I thought
@@frohawk8465 mine to
I am not at liberty to discuss who is in Clover’s basement.
(Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaake!)
Your in!
He probably criticized the kidnapping food
I can already imagine it just “ disgusting bland zero seasoning I wouldn’t to feed this to my dog”
I'm a farmer, so catching mice and protecting grain would actually be very useful for me.
7:46 what does the fox say? ring ding ring ding ring ding dow
Damn, this was a fun, little romp with the Listener being the luckiest son of a gun to have two such fetching animal girls fighting over their affection. I will sheepishly admit that I first assumed you played both roles until I read the description. My apologies for that.
Clover and Ginger played wonderfully off of each other with nearly every line making me smile. Ginger's statement about how she "talks good" I find so beautifully sweet and hilarious. And I just want to compliment you and Juniper for how much characterization you've managed to pack into this through tone, inflection or vocabulary. From Clover's sassy, street smart persona ready and willing to harvest a infinite number of kidneys to Ginger's sweet if naïve girl next door vibe.
You're not the first person to think I played both roles! Which is actually kind of cool in a way. Juniper and I sound VERY different in real life and I'm sort of...flattered? some people think I'm skilled enough to do her voice!
We adlibbed quite a bit to help make the characters more distinct and really play up the back-and-forth (that "talks good" bit and the set up was us, for example) and I love how everyone has responded to that! Thank you so much. 🥰
I had to pause the video to regain my composure after "live laugh love." 😂
I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT!! I was so nervous about this audio! And I'm overjoyed you enjoyed it! 🥰💖🤗
@@VanillaVelvetAudio It was great! I seriously think you two added a lot of good humor to this, and with an excellent performance.
As a wise man once said;
"Why not both?"
That's the spirit!
I'm definitely picking both. Great job, Vanilla and have a lovely day/night
Pancakes 🥞
Thank you! You too!
🍴😈
Is this a Helltaker reference?
Real question: Where do you get all that pancake batter?
@@carlosdelatrinidadoceguera3884 I don’t think you want to know…
Sword: *about to slam the door on the first one*
Sword: *See's the other one coming to his door"
Sword: sword thinks this door will break if I shut it on y'all's face
Sword should invest in better doors.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio no sword will not buy new door door to expensive
Ginger: that’s why I used some of your hair
me: *aggressively searching for the place she cut of my hair*
You’re acting is great, the thing that’s really impressed me is your range. You’ve played an evil queen, a nervous tough orc, a conniving kitsune, and more. Some people can only pull off a couple of characters well but you’ve consistently did well on a myriad of different characters.
Thank you so much, I really love this comment. 🤗🥰 It's always my goal to make each audio feel at least a little different from what's come before. I committed to that ideal when I started my channel, even though I was sure it would cost me some listeners who prefer more consistent performances from their ASMRtists, and it makes me warm and fuzzy inside when someone likes that about my content. So thank you again. 💖💖💖
You know, I almost never watch/listen to any audio RPs/ASMR on TH-cam. I've just never been interested.
I'm listening to a bunch of your recordings, though, and I'm hooked. I don't know why.
I'll chalk it up to solid quality; a good, comedic script; and vocal skill!
Wow, thank you! I do my best to deliver quality! Honestly, I'm not heavily into listening to ASMR much myself but I have to admit there is something so appealing about roleplays, just conceptually. I think they light up the same part of my brain that loves audio books and vintage radio shows.
Ginger: clover sucks at basic things
Clover: honey I suck at anything
My dirty mind: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMN!
😆
🫣🤨😗
I'm in love with this script. Their back and forth is so fun
We adlibbed a lot of that, actually! The script wasn't quite so mean! But without it, we wouldn't have had such a great foundation to build on. 😊
@@VanillaVelvetAudio have I told how amazing you are?
Not today! 😉 💖 Careful, I might start getting an ego if you remind me too often!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you deserve that ego
I can't wait to hear what the kitsune says. (And the neko, too.)
Also, welcome back, Juniper!
I was constantly laughing at the way they were threatening/roasting eachother
this was… oh my god i loved this so much wtf. the banter is television worthy, this community is filled to the brim with amazing VAs
ladys ladys theirs a easy way to settle who gets to be my pet
*tosses sword between them* fight to the death for my love
Sounds much messier than having a harem but you do you!
4:17
You know, as tempting as it is to want both, the kitsune is the one I'd pick. There's just something about deep, sultry voices that I like...
And I like to eat. Lmao
[Kitsune approves this message 🦊]
Wow i really loved this one, their back and forth was both very entertaining and felt very natural (at least to me). Also the comedy on this one video was *chef's kiss*.
(Small aside: My heart wasn't ready to hear Clover's innuendos, they completely broke my composure and left me completely flustered)
Overall I think this is one of my favorites videos of yours!
I'm so sorry! I hope your heart has recovered in the intervening time! And I'm so happy to hear you liked this audio so much! We worked hard on all that goofy banter. 🥰
this was just super fun to listen to! Absolutely living for the banter from these two
Glad you enjoyed it! We worked hard on the catty banter to get it just right. 😊
2:09 I wasn't expecting that, I just spit my water and laugh.
Thanks for the video, I enjoy it :3
I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D (Maybe next time avoid drinking anything while listening to one of my audios, though! I don't want to be held responsible for any damages!)
4:50 I would pick the kitsune cause if you have had to get lessons from Gordon Ramsay And not developing either high blood pressure or an anxiety disorder has earned my respect and the constant oddly specific but smart comebacks
i'll be honest this made me laugh several times. i love every single audio of yours, seriously, they are the best. thank you.
Amazing, just pure Amazing, great job Vanilla Velvet
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
I love these duo videos a lot! They’re so much fun!
Oh my, this was WAAAAAY too good. I loved them both. I would throw money and beg from the mountain tops to get continuing adventures of these two.
Thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it! There is no sequel script at this time, sorry to say! But if one ever becomes available, I'll consider doing it! I loved doing this audio. I know Juniper and I would be thrilled to do another roleplay sniping at each other like this because it was such a blast the first time. So I'm sure we'll do something similar soon!
Juniper is back! 🙏 I can't wait! And on a suspiciously familiar script!
I told you I'd get to every one of your scripts eventually, didn't I? I meant it! 💖 I hope you like what we did with this one! 🤗
Took a listen out of curiosity and boredom. Didn't expect to actually laugh. Great VA work.
That was a pretty damn good script.. and Well done ladies it sounded great!
Thank you! 💖
I'm a few audios in and you are incredibly funny and good at these
Oh thank you! I'm glad you like them. I hope you continue to enjoy your time on my channel!
what a masterpiece with wonderful characters. this was actually super funny and awsome to listen to
This is SUCH a master piece, This asmr is just 😙👌, I had to pause the video for a sec to recap because it was overwhelming. Best asmr videos I've came across💯
Wow, thank you! 🥰So glad you liked it so much!!!
Clover: I can save you money on gas!
Me: but can you save me 15% or more on car insurance?
Clover: wait... Whuh?
Me: lets go lizard-from-geico chan
😆
😂😂😂 I'm dead
More Duo Audio's I Love It😊 every single content of yours is amazing never get tired of hearing your voice😆
A kitsune AND a neko?! This's gonna great! Can't wait!
Pancakes 🥞
I'm so glad you're excited! I hope you like it!
so lovely! 💚💚
Thank you I’m so glad to hear that! 💖
we NEEDD a part two of them living together
There's no sequel script at this time, and I don't anticipate there being another, but I must admit that would definitely be fun to see!
'Let's make a contest of this. Whichever of you stays at least a mile away from me at all times for longer gets to court me'
I love your voices and acting! 😍
Thank you!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio don't mention it
Probably the only story based asmr video I watched more than once 👍 probably 8 times
Not gonna lie I would choose the kitsune cuz of the floofy tail and also the ara ara energy she emits
[Kitsune girl approves this message 🦊]
The live, laugh, love was hilarious I might actually use it one day lol
This is gonna be a wild ride
very good audio, interesting and pretty funny, I do love me some cat jokes, they are always ameowzing
*groan* 😆
HI I KNOW IM SUPER SUPER LATE BUT TY
my day has been rough so ty
I appreciate you!
I'll be at work when this goes live, but I can't wait to check it out afterward!
I hope you enjoy it whenever you do get to it! And have a great day at work! 💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Many thanks, ma'am! I shall do so!
That's was something... Very enjoyable.
I’m glad you liked it! 😊
I just notices something... Congrats on reaching the 10k mark!!
Thank you!
I think I will need more time to decide. You can both live here and I will pick one that is the best fit and doesn't kill the other. It may take a while. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
My fear extends to them both, I liked this ending, they are also much loved
The back and forth was really fun and cute. But yeah, I'd probably pick both anyway. And possibly regret it eventually lol
But before the regret sets in, lower utility bills, free gourmet food, money, a soft fluffy fox pillow AND cured depression. Not a bad deal for the *checks watch* two hours you could probably tolerate with them!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Very true!
I now know how Helen felt during the whole Proetus and Acrisius drama from Red Dead Redemption 2.
0:21 I love how you delivered this line
“Dare you try to handle both?!”
*adjust glasses* challenge accepted!
Me:*adjusts power armor and superman suit* bring it
Is there a spork?
Spoon
th-cam.com/video/0A8ld_3Uau4/w-d-xo.html
Yawn. Your just a spoon. You don’t wear glasses
This was cute
I like your version of this script I just heard yubi's the other day and I can't decided which one is better
Thank you! That's a great problem to have.
Infinite kidneys is a solid line
Thanks! It was an adlib. 😁
Ngl I would LOVE a part 2
I like to imagine through this entire debate the listener is just watching trying not to crack up laughing.
This was fuckin hilarious. I really liked the voices you gave them too
This was great.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
“Clover says she can save you money on gas, but with me you can save up to 15% on car insurance.”
Wait, when did Geico Gecko-chan get here?? 🦎
Knife can't choose they are both so adorable!
You can cut the tension between the two... with a knife.
Good night, everybody!
Why is there always inanimate objects around these ASMR's? Cheeseburger, spoon, Knife, fork, cardboard box, cucumber.
This was wiiiild!
Thank you! We really loved just being total outright jerks to each other at the mic. ^^
"Infinite kidneys, that's infinite income!"
Based
🤣
So good vanilla 🥰❤️
Thank you 💖💖💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you’re welcome 😊
Possibly some of the most hilarious audio i have ever heard.
and if imma be honest they can keep collecting kidneys just let Ramsey go
Wow that escalated quickly!
"Those are bold words for someone in clawing distance that only has one kidney" had me dying of laughter
Hug on you Vanilla Velvet Audio, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself
Thank you! 🤗 You remember to do the same, okay?
The Listener after hearing em both : Your both Questionable but i love you both
👍
I never expected you
I see you two are getting along very well, henceforth, I have neither choice but to take both home.
A sound strategy to dealing with a couple of desperate strays like these two!
They argueing and I sence two destructive auras that made me shiver** ahem I choose both of you with he condition of not hurting anyone** glares at the fox** and no stealing my hair** glares at the neko. They made they truce but I still feel the two destructive auras and sigh.
This is going to be a long day. Anyone great video keep up the great work
Thank you! I intend to do just that! 💖
This is one of the funniest things Egg has ever listened to
Aw, thank you! 🥰 We try.
The whole time i picture the guy watching this happen just thinking about picking neither because they are both completely insane
I find this fight cute (a lot x 1000000) when you swapped your sounds they made me think there are two people who’re playing Very FANTASTIC
I'm so thrilled to know you like it that much! Thank you!! And it's very flattering that you think both characters were played by me, but just to let you know: Ginger was played by Juniper Justice ASMR.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Apologize I didn’t read the description 😅😅 I thought you both were the same person 😜
Yeah it’s probably for the best to adopt both; one needs a moral compass & the other needs to be watched.
Plus since they know each other, they can (kinda) get along.
I shouldnt be shocked that tail extensions exist, yet here i am, baffled