POV: Bratty Catgirl GF Demands Cuddles! [Audio] [Neko Girlfriend] [Sleeping on You] [Tsundere]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ค. 2022
  • You’ve been gone all day and your tsundere neko girlfriend missed you! Not that she’ll admit it. Now: lie down so she can cuddle up and sleep on your chest!
    [F4M] [Pouty] [Bratty] [Slightly Whiny] [Tsundere] [Neko] [Girlfriend] [Cuddles] [Sleeping On Your Chest] [Kneading] [Thunderstorm Ambiance]
    Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
    Script by: Shynosaur, with adlibs by me!
    SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
    MONSTER GIRL MAYHEM DAY 7! A return to neko girl audio roleplay! And a very different neko than the last one I played: a pouty, bratty girlfriend who wants you to pamper her with scritches and back rubs, like any good spoiled kitty would. I hope you enjoy it!
    This audio (and event!) was made possible in part by viewers like you! Special thanks to my patrons for their support!
    Red Velvet Patrons: Bruh, J, Jackarin, James Eley, lolknight, Phillip Greve, Robin x, Scronk McGeef, Veeda, Will753, Jordan mcfarlane, SlyBox, matt, Immune
    Black Velvet Patrons (Producers): Chaz81196, Jon Bon Jovi, M.A.D., Ruben, quaffedgabba, Jay Ayy Why
    Sugar on Top Patrons (Sugars): Sugar Yami, Sugar Friend Beef, Sugar NimeKoKo, Sugar Daddy David Valdez, Sugar Jake C, Sugar Mama whisperecho, Sugar James, Sugar Rookie, Sugar Daddy TheTMoneyMan, Sugar YounglingSlayer, Sugar Shaggy Unbound, Sugar The boss x10 x360, Sugar Daddy Comity, Sugar Cowboy JD, Sugar Pierce
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  • @Drac0blade16
    @Drac0blade16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "How much do you love me?"
    >Even more than sunbeams♡
    "Even more than ear scritches?"
    >Know your limits.

  • @ripxdoc
    @ripxdoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    that final purr before saying goodnight was magical. i love her

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm glad you think so! Purring into a microphone was very silly and I'm thrilled the response has been so great!

  • @JesusJuarezGutierrez
    @JesusJuarezGutierrez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the way she kept switching from affectionate and upset was cute and hilarious 😂

    • @OV3RD0CE
      @OV3RD0CE 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      its been 2 yearfs are you healed?

  • @LyaksandraB
    @LyaksandraB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    After juniper's tsundere catgirl, you've got a pretty daunting task ahead of you, vanilla.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll bravely accept defeat, if it comes to that. Hers was a VERY good kitty.

  • @liamwilliamson2743
    @liamwilliamson2743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is just too sweet for words. Simply love the story.

  • @messyjessem.3108
    @messyjessem.3108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Theres something fun I love about tsundere relationships is just basically have a Sibling, wait a minute some people like myself have a tsundere relationship :o. ❤️

  • @sonofccn
    @sonofccn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The artwork is really nice. Even through I can just see her eyes they scream "serious business". xD

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's great art, isn't it? I loved it the first time I saw it now many months ago, and I've been waiting for just the right chance to use it.

  • @nightfyrestudios
    @nightfyrestudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Considering how cynical and pessimistic I can be, this girl would be a good influence on me, as she is upbeat and extremely funny. This has to be one of the best Neko ASMR videos I have ever heard. Any resemblance between me and this listener is extrememly ridiculous. I have had my share of things slashing me, and drawing more blood then her. And you did totally nail the purring.

    • @cetadel6597
      @cetadel6597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, at least this ASMR made you feel better... I hope.

  • @spidergalva
    @spidergalva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That look in her eyes is both adorable yet scary at the same time

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:17 this moment is just adorable.

  • @Tethra12
    @Tethra12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That artwork is so fucking good.
    That's potential wallpaper tier.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's great, isn't it? It's by the same stock artist as many of my other videos (like my recent succubus audio) and it was too cute not to use!

  • @TheTechnicalWizard
    @TheTechnicalWizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:04 Is her name Garfield? 🤣
    Jokes aside, the purring was top tier. This was a great audio Vel!

  • @megamovieman101
    @megamovieman101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I “aww”’d so many times at this

  • @thehousemaster5292
    @thehousemaster5292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    gotta love the neko's affection

  • @Echo2-2
    @Echo2-2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cat girls are always adorable. Amazing job Velvet, have a great day!

  • @zackihen4905
    @zackihen4905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Meowzers!
    Who ever said Cat Girls are boring is so very wrong!
    As a Cat Person myself, I can wholeheartedly say that she is too wholesome and adorable for this world.
    Those purrs were absolutely pawsome!
    Purrfect audio!
    Much love from UK Vel!
    😄💙

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pffft pawsome 😆
      I'm so happy you liked the audio! Thanks so much for listening. 💖

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, this one knocked me out. Great job

  • @getthereference6025
    @getthereference6025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was gonna write a series of debatably quality cat puns about the upcoming video, but my lethargic mind instead went to thinking about the American Psycho card scene, but with Neko girls in onesies comparing fish instead. So yeah. That's all I've gotta say. Thanks for the video!

  • @asheerreed2244
    @asheerreed2244 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yep...you're now my new favourite ASMRist

  • @LittleMoonI
    @LittleMoonI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha honestly I felt called out exposed because I’m a shy mamas boy little Tsundere thank you for this audio I couldn’t help but giggle but also cry❤️

  • @SVN_ETR
    @SVN_ETR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What's that thing hanging in your pocket?"
    Me: SHOOT MY SPIDER SUIT SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH

  • @nofrackingzone7479
    @nofrackingzone7479 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wish Neko’s were actually a thing:) This is absolutely adorable❤

  • @VoiceofJuany
    @VoiceofJuany 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Comfy neko audio. Yes please 😊

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @COFFEBEAN-mg5vf
    @COFFEBEAN-mg5vf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    not me having a collection of worms on a string, it’s In a big box in the corner of my room😅
    and it’s overflowing with them and making its way onto my floor😂

  • @GonzaloMiranda-on7bt
    @GonzaloMiranda-on7bt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ohhh the purrs 😮 ❤❤ she loves it 😊

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Definitely! That is one happy neko.

    • @GonzaloMiranda-on7bt
      @GonzaloMiranda-on7bt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VanillaVelvetAudioshe maybe grumpy but áll she wanted was affection

  • @Master-e99
    @Master-e99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The purring was adorable

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cats are natural tsunderes. Even the male ones. And you have portrayed this perfectly!
    Though our two cats (both male) are probably somewhat yandere.

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hope this story continues : )

  • @wmxx2000
    @wmxx2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great, loved it

  • @JariahxSynn
    @JariahxSynn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They're a little confused but they got the spirit
    The Fonz: Ayyyyy!

  • @krennopher1269
    @krennopher1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So cute and wholesome

  • @thehelltaker8820
    @thehelltaker8820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was cute, I loved it! Hope you have a good day Vanilla
    Pancakes 🥞

  • @bill6
    @bill6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am loving Monster Girl Mayhem 💯💯

  • @untimelydemise5536
    @untimelydemise5536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are you so good at animal sounds?!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm secretly three cats in a trench coat. Unfortunately, none of us get along.

  • @Burry.
    @Burry. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the most enjoyable things in this world is hang out with a tsundere, or something like that let's see what kind of audio awaits us, I hope there is no such thing as really hating listener :)

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry, I don't think I've got it in me to do a real hateful tsundere lol. I'm too much of a softy.

  • @carsonhowell3100
    @carsonhowell3100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kneading as a tag, not the most comfortable thing but I’m sure that we can put up with it given the circumstances.

  • @deku-regrets
    @deku-regrets 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "what's that dangly thing hanging out your" got me thinkin'

  • @Guok792
    @Guok792 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this one I just keep coming back to this video. I love the personality and everything, I would love and take care of her with all my heart.

  • @johnangel8361
    @johnangel8361 ปีที่แล้ว

    The was the cutest intro ever

  • @theshipper5797
    @theshipper5797 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now THIS is how you do a tsundere.

  • @Linkbatmangosling_1
    @Linkbatmangosling_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can I just say I love your thumbnails it’s like an invitation to a great show.The “cuddles.now” reminded me of the sarcastic wife getting you to bed and I really like that one so this one is sure to be a real treat.Sorry for the paragraph and all the comments I’ve been leaving.Have a great day Vel :)

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aw, don't apologize! I appreciate the time anyone spends to leave me a comment, no matter what size or how often. 💖 I hope you enjoy the audio!

  • @GonzaloMiranda-on7bt
    @GonzaloMiranda-on7bt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Two things 😂😂😂 funny and peaceful 😌

  • @Deltawolf2038
    @Deltawolf2038 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes, i did enjoy listening to the greatest podcast ever, distracible. and drinking my top of the morning coffee. SO! i was perfectly fine waiting in my car while the onlookers watched me laughing hysterically in either fear or worry. so yes, i was fine

  • @kristhetankhunter2730
    @kristhetankhunter2730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very nice

  • @mikebohr2673
    @mikebohr2673 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you had me at street pasta lol

  • @RetechDragonflame
    @RetechDragonflame 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was super cute at the beginning but damn it stretched some nerves by the end. Well acted

  • @conradlecroy5821
    @conradlecroy5821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I heard that she was home all day and was only conscious for 2 hours, I didn’t realize I would find it that funny but I’m over here dying laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @gsausse8_019
    @gsausse8_019 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Look what the cat dragged in"
    -the funniest man alive

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Say no more. Cuddles = good

  • @benjaminstarkweather4955
    @benjaminstarkweather4955 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Riiight😏

  • @SuterusuDaioh
    @SuterusuDaioh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aww I clicked this thinking it was already out.... Ahh well Tomorrow I'll Return. It sounds like it's going to be an awesome file.

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She did post it would be a mon, wed, fri thing. You bamboozled yourself.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry to disappoint! But I hope you enjoy it when you listen! 😁

    • @SuterusuDaioh
      @SuterusuDaioh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio just listened to it now...I'm certain I won't survive with a Neko girl. The clawing would be too much (I'm Haemophiliac). That said the performance was enjoyable and all the kitty inflictions (the purring the kneeding and the general air of superiority) Was a delight to listen to.

  • @austinmccormick8952
    @austinmccormick8952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love her giddy and get grumpy attitude

  • @Reiji_Kurose
    @Reiji_Kurose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    unironically top-notch cat noises

  • @Shawn_Boyce
    @Shawn_Boyce 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooooo adorable voice

  • @toro4475
    @toro4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope you are well Vanilla Velvet, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, thank you! I'm doing my best. You take care of yourself too, okay? 💖

  • @osirisruchi197
    @osirisruchi197 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had claw caps for my cat and they were sparkly pink, he hated them, you could probably still find them scattered around the old house 😂

  • @fork3550
    @fork3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    (tsundere neko noises intensify)

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cute nice nice

  • @Learn4Live
    @Learn4Live ปีที่แล้ว

    I am not the biggest fan of tsunderes, but this bratty neko gf is simply adorable. I would spoil her anytime.

  • @C4Bud
    @C4Bud 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No my heart isn't overloading, why do you ask

  • @ondjageredacted314
    @ondjageredacted314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the lasagna reference

  • @crowboi_0o0
    @crowboi_0o0 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:05 yeahhh....I think that was for that orange big cat outside he always lay on the sidewalk or just go find something to eat walkihg around like a actual human

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every cat ever

  • @noellopez6346
    @noellopez6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cuddle the neko!!!

  • @tanielsantos4787
    @tanielsantos4787 ปีที่แล้ว

    This ASMR audio makes me escape reality that i don't have a girlfriend 🤣🤣

  • @katinaswanson6511
    @katinaswanson6511 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is exactly how I imagine a cat's mind to be.

  • @sonofccn
    @sonofccn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hehe. Such an ungrateful listener. I think they forget who's the pet and who's the owner. I mean their Neko Girlfriend slaves away napping in sunbeams all day waiting for them and all they do complain. xD
    But seriously, I was laughing the whole way through this. You capture that wonderfully duality of a cat at once so aloof and yet impossibly clingy. At least until they tire of you. And I want to applaud how, while the Neko was very bratty, she was also very likeable and sweet in her cartoonishly self-absorbed way. I think in a lesser VA she could have simply come across as cold and even abusive, especially her clawing the listener's chest up, but you give her warmly affectionate demeanor. Not to mention the child-like glee she has for string.

  • @GlyphxAstraea
    @GlyphxAstraea ปีที่แล้ว

    Hhmm...
    I love her. She's too precious and I wanna protect her forever.
    Well, it's official: there's something seriously wrong with me

  • @SonGokuisawesome
    @SonGokuisawesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I walked into my local radio station to pet the cat that rests on the windowsill, then walked out.

  • @krispydunts1665
    @krispydunts1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    okay so maybe a little known reference but this voice heavily reminds me of the woman cat from Cats Dont Dance

  • @TiT0.
    @TiT0. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ♥️✨

  • @overlordelektro7940
    @overlordelektro7940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Neko: Did you have fun the traffic jam.
    Me: are you actually an eegyt?, what do you think!?
    BTW I recognise this script, an ASMRist known as Fuwapuff used this script in one of her videos with a similar title.

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cucumber Approved

  • @orangexlightning
    @orangexlightning 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @shynosaurasmr7736
    @shynosaurasmr7736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else thinking that "street lasagne" sounds like a slang term for something dirty?

  • @Strawb_milk5
    @Strawb_milk5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ❤❤❤

  • @jeremiahbristow7609
    @jeremiahbristow7609 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pancakes are an anytime food.

  • @Cowbell_Catboy
    @Cowbell_Catboy ปีที่แล้ว

    there is no WAY in HELL catnip comes before salmon and sunbeams
    weirdo

  • @Joke_The_Skeleton
    @Joke_The_Skeleton ปีที่แล้ว

    You heard cat in the hat now get ready for brat and the bat

  • @shynosaurasmr7736
    @shynosaurasmr7736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright, this was (caution, overused pun incoming) purr-fect!

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm pretty sure all cats are tsunderes

    • @carsonhowell3100
      @carsonhowell3100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not so sure, my cat is way too needy.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some definitely are! But I think most of the ones I've known are yanderes

    • @davidgucab
      @davidgucab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do agree with Rake

  • @DanielGarcia-td2tf
    @DanielGarcia-td2tf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    W

  • @Jacobeproa4545
    @Jacobeproa4545 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was that a Garfield refrancs 😅

    • @JariahxSynn
      @JariahxSynn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup xD

  • @memyself9187
    @memyself9187 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hii is this script you made from fiverr how's your experience I wanted script from him that's why asking

  • @armphidiic2609
    @armphidiic2609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is cute buuuut this is not a healthy relationship with the blood drawing and the like.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're right, it could definitely be unhealthy, especially irl and without consent! But luckily this is a fictional cat girl, and the listener can nope out at any time without repercussions or harm, so it's cool.

  • @yancon2862
    @yancon2862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😤 + 😼 I assume!

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think I'm starting to miss the traffic.

  • @secret7246
    @secret7246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the audio. Your voice is beautiful.
    Buy not gonna lie. She is too annoying. I feel tired and want to go back to work.

  • @TheYounglingSlayer
    @TheYounglingSlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can I at least go shower and change clothes first? It's been a long day and I'm covered in ash and burns for some reason...
    I don't have anything clever to say, so I will simply say excellent work, Vel!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shower?! But that could take minutes!! She needs cuddles now!!! 😆
      And thank you, as ever! 💖

  • @dantemachiavelli9976
    @dantemachiavelli9976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Something tells me she missed me

  • @GregPrice-ep2dk
    @GregPrice-ep2dk ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep, she's a CATgirl alright. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has "staff with benefits"...lol!

  • @Vixieaudios
    @Vixieaudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    im just sayin ✨wifey ✨material

  • @lizardjr.7826
    @lizardjr.7826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Then cuddles you shall have

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello there

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. 😋
      (I'm starting to forget which other alternate Star Wars quotes I've used already lulz)

    • @lol-2247
      @lol-2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio you will run out of quotes but hello there will still be here

  • @Hachibee88851
    @Hachibee88851 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is literally just natsuki from ddlc💀

  • @yandereneko5523
    @yandereneko5523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But what if I wanted to be the neko in this relationship?

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmm. Good question! Cats do bond in pairs sometimes, so maybe it'll all work out anyway?

  • @tanktonk6739
    @tanktonk6739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Show me ya wounds! (If you know you know)

  • @asherthegreat8687
    @asherthegreat8687 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not offended. Okay, maybe a little offended.

  • @rickmcqueen9760
    @rickmcqueen9760 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wussy? Lol.!