@@awitcher5303 "Europe still bears the scars of the endless amounts of artillery shells fired during the Second World War... an entire generation of Europeans have all gone deaf..."
I mean, factoring in the honor stigma at the time it kinda makes sense. And the fact that she was for all intents and purposes the wife of an Emperor, it's a pretty big deal lol.
Well yes, I could read the clear “Powered by Ironside” But idk saying you’re sponsored by someone and not actually being sponsored by them sounds like an Isloughproductions joke.
What? Then what's the point of conversion in the first place? The only thing i saw useful about it was forcing other rulers to take it on. Now what am I supposed to do with it..?
"Some might say endlessly divorcing might be it but nah, that's kinda chump change." Did he just call out Spiffing Brit's exploit and then proceed to one up him at his own game? What an absolute power move.
Well, it was the same in CK2 roleplaying the loyal, militaristic vassal; "My liege, can we agree that over the past decade I have put down 12 separate rebellions? Religious, populist or unruly vassals?" "Well, yes." "And that I actively ask to join you in putting them down? Every time?" "Yes?" "And that, given that I have an order of magnitude more troops than you, I promptly crush them?" "Yeees?" "So, my liege, when you're telling me you want to revoke my most developed county, are you sure you didn't misspeak?" "I did not." "... are you that dumb?"
Philip Harboe I am a ck baby. There are so many different challenges or role playing vibes you can go for it boggles my mind. I do get annoyed when I read what you just shared though.... I notice that the ai just is not “lucid” enough for my liking. Still an amazing franchise that I’m diving into tho. But stuff like an AI not recognizing you are the most loyal vassal, and the fact that you could easily crush them, SHOULD be a factor
RIP Abductions, 1.1 nerfed it. Now i actually have to use armies to win my wars instead of just abducting all my enemies as soon as the war begins and winning it with-in a month by timing the scheme timer at the exact point i declare war.
Kidnapping a guy with 1 intrigue is like that bit in Family Guy where a guy is like “Oh! Piece of candy!” over and over following a trail of candy to a trap.
"Ever since I did come out of the womb, it's not been very good on this planet since really, has it?" it's funny because it's true, and it's funnier because we're likely all roughly the same demographic. I guess our motto is the same... :-P
As eastern Iceland I conquered the west and moved towards raiding the isles, after gaining thousands in gold off of raids alone, I decided it was time to catch bigger fish, I set my eyes on my homeland, Scandinavia. I began raiding and sieging the northern coast where I gained a foothold, Norway had just formed at 934 AD and they were in a drastically weakened state, I decided now was my time to strike using my vast amounts of wealth gained from countless raids I hired thousands of Mercs and took all of Norway becoming the king of it! too bad elections were being held in norway and now my brain cant understand anything as I cant groom an heir properly cause im too dumb oh yeah before I died I took Sweden too, tried going after Denmark aswell to get three holy sites so I could reform the religion buuuttt.... that failed as my character died from the countless lords I pissed off in my conquest trying to assassinate me before I could.... then I lost sweden to democracy and it is now no longer a part of my empire :C
im assuming that this doesnt work with the new update? because i cant demand conversion from west France due to the king being landed and not my vassal, plus the update changed so many things and when im following what you do i get met with shit that doesnt compare to your video. like the demand conversion to west francia, to changing faiths and only a 2 of my vassals are willing to change, so im kinda lost.
To me, who's basically roleplaying a Somalian kingdom, who's politics never venture from the peninsula, this is like a tribal man with a spear witnessing a tactical nuke go off in the near distance
Hang on what am i missing. £1.71 x 24 mouths = £41.04 £1.71 x 27 mouths £46.17. Thats adding on the free 3 mouths to the price. If you buy today £46.19 is billed. ???????????? Thats not adding the promo code but still not adding up just saying.
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A SPONSER YOU MAGNIFICANT MAN, YOU, like really with your history of "HoW tO sTaRt A wOrLd wAr In CiTiEs SkYlInE" it seems like Christmas came early
"Not a Hard game".... LIES. I followed the tutorials and try to make actual decisions without just doing shit willy nilly and got fucked in the A. A easy game mode set to Very easy difficultly still the game just fucks me. Sat at my pc for 6 hours and virtually made it nowhere. Im not saying the game sucks because i actually like it but this game is amlost impossible for me to understand and i dont get how people can keep up with it and succeed at anything
I pissed my pants, omg I pissed my pants, this is not related the video, I just pissed myself omg I can't breathe, I can't stop pissing my pants, oh god, oh no, oh Frick. Help me, I can't stop pissing. Pepsi Cola
Divine Marriage as a faith tenet plus polygamous, plus constant divorce = unlimited money, piety, and prestige. Just marry your dsughter and divorce her over and over.
Is CK3 worth it? Or is CK2 with all the dlc better? Do ye think it's better to wait until the inevitable deluge of dlc comes out and to get it all at a discount at some point?
this is your destroy game? i conquered map destroyed all other royal bloodlines gained giant aount of pienty and murdered everybody in my court for fun i also found a way to win wars immediately.
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For those websites. Tips fedora and winks.
mullvad is better fite me
Okay
Is this actual footage of what you did to Bo.
One wonders how the history books in ISP's alternate universes read...
I would read that
"...and that is how the fuhrer took Moscow with a single truck..."
@@awitcher5303 "He drove there himself."
@@awitcher5303 "Europe still bears the scars of the endless amounts of artillery shells fired during the Second World War... an entire generation of Europeans have all gone deaf..."
It’s best not to think about it
Conquering a county: +75 prestige
Saving a girl from a burglar: +1200 prestige
I mean, factoring in the honor stigma at the time it kinda makes sense. And the fact that she was for all intents and purposes the wife of an Emperor, it's a pretty big deal lol.
thought that said burger..
@@bachat1280 lol
your spouse is a 1 year old +4000 prestige
this is just 17 minutes of Isorrow flexing on the Spiffing Brit
Which, somewhat pleasingly, is less than half the length it takes to watch the average Spiffing Brit video.
funnier is i just rewatched the video were isp talks about when brit called him and all his subs alt right
@@TheDuPeNetwork What video was that
Used to like tsb quite alot, but his last year has been abolute garabage
@@TheDuPeNetwork I can't tell if ISP is far right or an actual communist, I just know he's one of them
i once killed so many kings of the byzantine empire the game actually shit itself because there were no more ...
Nice!
Did the same to abbasids
possibly a Venetian schemer
My game had Ethiopian byzantine emperor and had coptic religion
I once made HRE krstjani
daddy isorrow getting sponsored by someone else other than ironside?? a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Wait he actually gets paid for his intro ? I thought it was just for shits and giggles honestly
@@ch-hw7oq yeah he gets paid for it. Its a sponsership
Well yes, I could read the clear “Powered by Ironside”
But idk saying you’re sponsored by someone and not actually being sponsored by them sounds like an Isloughproductions joke.
I think his sponsorship with Ironside has expired by now.
Smeek He has an ironside link in the description
Damn bro Isorrow created scientology 1000 years early
Tom cruise would be happy.
@@AxxLAfriku I am not sure what in god's name is your channel about but I won't question it
AxxL why are you here too?
AxxL ok I guess
I read the patchnote for 1.1, they literally removed the ability to convert imprisonned rulers. You got lucky there mate x)
The perfect timing
It was broken for sure but I hope they readd it at some point, just more balanced.
What? Then what's the point of conversion in the first place? The only thing i saw useful about it was forcing other rulers to take it on. Now what am I supposed to do with it..?
They also patched out the kidnapping to win wars thing by nerfing the probability to kidnap while at war into the ground
@@Jstarfully Okay. Fair enough I think, wartime means upped security. Still annoying though. Can we kidnap before war declaration though?
"I refuse to be under your rule!"
"YOU SHALL MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER!!!"
"... This only aggravates my problem with being under your rule."
"Some might say endlessly divorcing might be it but nah, that's kinda chump change."
Did he just call out Spiffing Brit's exploit and then proceed to one up him at his own game? What an absolute power move.
Ultimate challenge: be a vassal and attempt to expand your liege's kingdom despite their AI being stupid.
Well, it was the same in CK2 roleplaying the loyal, militaristic vassal;
"My liege, can we agree that over the past decade I have put down 12 separate rebellions? Religious, populist or unruly vassals?"
"Well, yes."
"And that I actively ask to join you in putting them down? Every time?"
"Yes?"
"And that, given that I have an order of magnitude more troops than you, I promptly crush them?"
"Yeees?"
"So, my liege, when you're telling me you want to revoke my most developed county, are you sure you didn't misspeak?"
"I did not."
"... are you that dumb?"
Philip Harboe I am a ck baby. There are so many different challenges or role playing vibes you can go for it boggles my mind. I do get annoyed when I read what you just shared though.... I notice that the ai just is not “lucid” enough for my liking. Still an amazing franchise that I’m diving into tho. But stuff like an AI not recognizing you are the most loyal vassal, and the fact that you could easily crush them, SHOULD be a factor
Already did that XD it was fun
@@Pchlster Thank you for your service. Now develop your other counties and we'll repeat this.
It's easier to form the Russian Empire playing as a irish lord than just to help your overlord. The AI is... unique at being terrible
RIP Abductions, 1.1 nerfed it. Now i actually have to use armies to win my wars instead of just abducting all my enemies as soon as the war begins and winning it with-in a month by timing the scheme timer at the exact point i declare war.
Just make all your man at arm regiment siege weapons. You siege down their land faster than the time it take for them to move. All of their lands.
@@minhngoctran7271 2 size 15 cannons will do that on their own, save the rest of the slots for people actually useful in battle.
@@aidenaune7008 cannons aren’t unlocked until the games basically over
Kidnapping a guy with 1 intrigue is like that bit in Family Guy where a guy is like “Oh! Piece of candy!” over and over following a trail of candy to a trap.
I like how you upload this the same day most of these exploits got patched out.
Spriffing Brit needs to be taking notes as well as feedback gaming
ISP literally flexing in just under 18 mins
Yep
Spoilers:there is a swedish papal state of Scotland that declared crusade on the Byzantine Empire
Spoilers: Jack Sparrow dies in endgame
@@ProtoForte Spoiler: Judas was the traitor.
@@GandWizard Tu et, Jude?
If it wasn't for Surfshark, ISP wouldn't have been able to build glorious Slough
This plays like Burgundy in TNO in that the entire point is just to cause chaos and suffering
Spiffing Brit: Reality can be whatever I want
ISP: Chaos isn’t a pit, chaos is a ladder
ISP about Byzantine Empress: "She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!"
2:18 When your acronym is the same as the generic acronym for ISPs, the main reason why you might get a VPN
that was good comrade
yes comrade
Ah yes, crusader king 3, my favorite incest simulator
not stolen I'm just that funny
Credit "@Crusader Squirrel"
This was Imeditly after culrusader squirls comment
@@SM-ys8lw Debatably no
@@pex6200 I mean I saw it after his
lmao by the end of the year he's gonna have 1 mil subs and have like 3 more uploads
Yo dawg! I heard you liked the HRE so we created the HRE without the HRE se you can enjoy seeing the HRE without worrying to see the HRE! :
16:55
So many of the things you showcased in this video were snapped in today's patch...
Crusader Kings.exe has stopped working
I like how ISP's commercial was interrupted by a YT commercial lol
"Welcome ba-ahh! Oh i'm sorry, i-i forgot about you.."
"Just torture them (in prison) and eventually they'll come around." Sounds about right.
Isp: I'm a cannibal
Ad: Introducing Incog-meat-o. Tastes like meat, made from plants.
thx for the kinda beginner guide lol
You forgot to inherit the Byzantine Empire.
8:32 Is that Huge Tengri Wallachia ?
Sadly, the exact day you uploaded this the game got updated. you can no longer force conversion of foreginers via abduction.
Others: Africa isn't a country, you're so ignorant
Me:
This is the first time I’ve seen a custom religion without incest. Probably says more about how I play the game than anything else
God I cant wait until ISP finds out about the Debug menus...
How are there 46 likes on the top-most comment, yet so few comments?
ISP? That guy just copies IsorrowPorductions, total hack
@@jaedenvanderberg3890 I guess early unlisted release for patreon backers?
why would he need those? he's already playing as god incarnation every time...
@Stanislav Hronek Console commands*
Do ck3 artillery only (seige weapons)
6:30 To be fair, it could also be a relatively small net...
I got my Bowman to 2500 damage and now all my enemies have 100k soldiers because my bowmen kill them so fast Nd they have integer rollover
iRegularlyuploadingproductions and iDowarcrimesproductions are among my favourite heroes this season
Shade thrown at Spiffing at 11:50 for all that divorce, god damn
Play roblox
Copy and paste this so he plays it
"Ever since I did come out of the womb, it's not been very good on this planet since really, has it?" it's funny because it's true, and it's funnier because we're likely all roughly the same demographic. I guess our motto is the same... :-P
As eastern Iceland I conquered the west and moved towards raiding the isles, after gaining thousands in gold off of raids alone, I decided it was time to catch bigger fish, I set my eyes on my homeland, Scandinavia. I began raiding and sieging the northern coast where I gained a foothold, Norway had just formed at 934 AD and they were in a drastically weakened state, I decided now was my time to strike using my vast amounts of wealth gained from countless raids I hired thousands of Mercs and took all of Norway becoming the king of it!
too bad elections were being held in norway and now my brain cant understand anything as I cant groom an heir properly cause im too dumb
oh yeah before I died I took Sweden too, tried going after Denmark aswell to get three holy sites so I could reform the religion buuuttt.... that failed as my character died from the countless lords I pissed off in my conquest trying to assassinate me before I could.... then I lost sweden to democracy and it is now no longer a part of my empire :C
Im just imagining Ivar the Boneless yelling WELCOME TO SCOTLAND at king Charles
Make a new one because this one is outdated
The Holy Roman Empire is neither, holy, no Roman, nor and Empire--DISCUSS!
im assuming that this doesnt work with the new update? because i cant demand conversion from west France due to the king being landed and not my vassal, plus the update changed so many things and when im following what you do i get met with shit that doesnt compare to your video. like the demand conversion to west francia, to changing faiths and only a 2 of my vassals are willing to change, so im kinda lost.
Aww shucks, they patched this exploit out. Now you can't convert a prisoner if he is not your vassal. :(
In my current game I started up being a vassal of the Italian kingdom, and I ended being vassal of the Great Moravia...
A six day between video schedule, Even the most optimistic of us never thought a day would come!
To me, who's basically roleplaying a Somalian kingdom, who's politics never venture from the peninsula, this is like a tribal man with a spear witnessing a tactical nuke go off in the near distance
Why no auto accept button paradox?
I just got clickbaited by ISP thinking i was going to watch SpiffingBrit video,well played ISP, well played
Hang on what am i missing. £1.71 x 24 mouths = £41.04
£1.71 x 27 mouths £46.17. Thats adding on the free 3 mouths to the price. If you buy today £46.19 is billed. ???????????? Thats not adding the promo code but still not adding up just saying.
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A SPONSER YOU MAGNIFICANT MAN, YOU, like really with your history of "HoW tO sTaRt A wOrLd wAr In CiTiEs SkYlInE" it seems like Christmas came early
Hi I'm Rilber
Some things were unnecessary. Vikings can't go to Byzantium.
Vikings IRL: where'd Byzantium go.
Was the Byzantine Empress’ husband that guy from Horrible Histories?
You dont teach us how to break a game thats spiff job you watch the world burn... And thats even better
"Not a Hard game".... LIES. I followed the tutorials and try to make actual decisions without just doing shit willy nilly and got fucked in the A. A easy game mode set to Very easy difficultly still the game just fucks me. Sat at my pc for 6 hours and virtually made it nowhere. Im not saying the game sucks because i actually like it but this game is amlost impossible for me to understand and i dont get how people can keep up with it and succeed at anything
6:55
"I BLESS THE POPES KILLED BY AFRICA!"
I love how Bulgaria is fucking kilometers away from where it should be, its literally just Belgrade lol... NICE
I pissed my pants, omg I pissed my pants, this is not related the video, I just pissed myself omg I can't breathe, I can't stop pissing my pants, oh god, oh no, oh Frick. Help me, I can't stop pissing. Pepsi Cola
Ironside Productions more like Iron SUCKS productions! This was brought to you by the Copper Gang
Divine Marriage as a faith tenet plus polygamous, plus constant divorce = unlimited money, piety, and prestige.
Just marry your dsughter and divorce her over and over.
its basicly norse uk
Hey Isorrowproductions! new mega campaign at 666k likes?
Starting with ck3.
What do you say lads? Having a few extra wives that you can swap between as you like? Mhm, thought so - time for some manism, feminism isnt da way
Do Motorized-Artillary only
Skipping across the sponsorship... I swear i heard “So you can kick your grandma...”
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Is CK3 worth it? Or is CK2 with all the dlc better? Do ye think it's better to wait until the inevitable deluge of dlc comes out and to get it all at a discount at some point?
Got a double unskipable add during the presentation of the sponsor. Im disappointed isorrowproductions!
Guys! He is not the regularuploadingproductions! He is impostor, he is irregularuploadingproductionss!
needs more fiber
run a hotdog stand
“Hey King Charles, welcome to Scotland” definitely has been said in the last few months
I NEVER manage to pull this kinda shit off, something always goes wrong
this is your destroy game? i conquered map destroyed all other royal bloodlines gained giant aount of pienty and murdered everybody in my court for fun i also found a way to win wars immediately.
ISP just protecting me from all my porn history being wicked
Why do you replace your Ts with Ds? Stardup? That's my moddo... Supertwat.
I love the idea of abduction just to convert a king's faith and release him, brilliant.
Is nobody gonna say anything about the cursed content that is Tengri Wallachia? No? Just me?
The dumb sponsorship shill was interrupted by two advertisements. Lol.
RIP patch 1.0.3 you beautiful broken bastard
Can you try a world conquest or the vampire/lycan mod? I don’t know the name sorry
wow he finaly upload something, hope is quality content
Are you Alex?
A SPONSOR?! On the Isorrowproduction channel
Play libya:)
Ahh yes fu*k the world 1100 simulator my *favorite* ...
Glad to see that you are back to semi-regularly (:
Oh thank god someone is sponsoring my hoi4 god. So he wont abandon youtube to go get an actual job.
wow you broke the game and it didn't take 10 minutes to just explain the setup
This is just sad to pop this video a day before a patch that makes most of the content irrelevent...
Gay
Corrupt it in vinesuace style
Oh neat