This DLC Changes EVERYTHING - Crusader Kings 3 Tours & Tournaments
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ค. 2023
- Get the new DLC here! play.crusaderkings.com/ISP
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RIP Gerhard the Accolade, friend to Glorg the Destroyer, participant of tournaments, and one of the most faithful traveling buddies of the ages!
😭 so emotional!
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Friend to the Glorg the Destroyer, Duke of Dice*
Next Mega campaign should begin as Gerhard
Don't forget his most illustrious title: the best walking quiver in all the land
Gerhard's and Glorg the Destroyer friendship is unironically wholesome
Worth it of an epic like Gilgamesh
Gerhard is actually a great example of how the dlc makes lesser characters like knights and vassals more memorable. bravo mr productions
I like to imagine that Glorg only gained control of his Domain because he challenged Duchess Matilda to hand to hand combat for control of it.
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@@EEEEEEEE No.
Like some kind of epic series.
After strangling Matilda to death, he befriended Gerhad after a good ol' game of 'avenge your duchess fisticuffs.'
He just walked into the throne room and smashed her with a club
With this sponsorship money I recommend you buy therapy
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Have to agree!
Ouu low blow ...
Why pay for therapy when you can get more dlcs?
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Gerhard is one of my favorite characters on this Channel. He had to deal with alot things.
The helmet design of Grog is made that way intentionaly. Grog found out while he was a baby and fell downstairs over his head that it is extremely resistant, therefore he needs no cover on it. On the other hand, he figured out his eyes were too fragile so protecting them was a priority. That way his helmet was made acording to his "special needs"
little known fact is that he created this custom helmet by just ramming a normal helmet on his head so strongly it ripped the cap off and created the eye protection he needed
Actually, the helmet is not even as good as his head, the scar Glorg got after the tournament was in a zone covered by the helmet.
The added lore of glorg the destroyer is 👌
Actually had me dying, especially the guy with 0 learning thinking Glorg was a genius because he had 1 learning.
> Be Glorg the Destroyer
> Go up on stage at great event
> Mumble something about swords and breastmilk, start drooling
> Randomly stop, completely silent, eyes staring at the King of France
> Raise arm, point finger at him
> Scream "DEATH" and then wipe the snot off of your mouth
> Finish with a "quote" from the bible about how Jesus killed a demon in 1 on 1 combat, idk, Glorg can't remember
> Sit down next to fellow snot-nosed man
> Man claps loudly, mucus flying everywhere
> Calls Glorg a genius with a tongue of silver
It's a good day to be Duke Glorg the Destroyer
@@jonatanlj747 Needs a Netflix adaptation
@Jonatan Lj everytime dying of laughter
The tall, shadowy figure of Glorg the Destroyer at his son's wedding, staring down the very nervous King of France. 🤣
@@jonatanlj747This comment is absolutely sending me. XD
i like how he's supposed to be a meme but he's actually just a perfect guy who did nothing wrong (Frenchman don't count) and had a fulfilling life
Glorg The Destroyer (of Realm Insecurity and Peasant Suffering)
* except for murdering the king of France
@@garethvanderhagg2413I'd say that was also a good thing he did
“Alright, we need to make a brand new character for a brand new experience!”
*immediately clicks on Duchess Matilda*
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We always say we aren't simps.
We always say we are chads.
But yet, whenever we need her, we always return to Matilda.
She's our mother at this point
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Only Paradox can come up with a walking DLC and get (most of) us to pay for it
EDIT: Remembered the plazas and promanade DLC for cities xD
Rip Gerhard the man who spent the rest of his life loyal to his incredibly strong and very not smart king. Now may he rest in peace in the afterlife while avoiding the nudist lunatic Crusader who retook the holylands wearing nothing but a smile while the game is censoring his bare skin also known as King Pepe le pepe Baguette in heaven.
Rest in peace Gerhard you were without a doubt one of the people ever.
So glad to see my favourite grand strategy paradox game: Sims Medieval!
Every time I've heard that Glorg the Destroyer I couldn't help but at least chuckle. Dude makes a wedding... Pope is here to bind your son and a woman you chose for him. You plan to kill HRE emperor but Glorg was so slow at getting to it he died of old age at the wedding after just arriving... Then he kills King of France and the wedding goes great. Now we're just one more corpse away from English humor. I just wish you'd do a full series while playing as Glorg the Destroyer, this is one of the best characters I've ever seen.
The parts where his character is threatening the king of France made me laugh so hard that I had to keep pausing the show at each event. I have tears and even had to cough a lot because it was so funny.
Incredible vid ISP, I've watched it 20 times already!
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This is my 43rd time rewatching!
Wait what?
I can't stop myself! I literally can't!
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Are you good?
"The Kingdom of Italy is wonderful and we didn't just spawn out of nowhere and now you gotta take us seriously."
Italy's contemporary history in a nutshell.
this dlc and update actually looks really good.
We stan Gerhard. He's the kind of friend I wish I had. He's not a very good champion, but he will put his heart into it.
What another classic video ISP! haha, your comedy is gold! (let my family go please)
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Blink twice if you need help
Crusader Kings is looking more and more like the sims every update.
Ironic considering that Sims set in middle ages was already a thing.
That is good
@@MrVictor1227 I don’t think is that good, I get what paradox is making here, trying to be more attractive to mases you can see it in Ck3 and Vicky 3. They are not made for the paradox fanbase, as I have seen that most of the people who play those games doesn’t have games like vicky 2 or EU4.
I would prefer that they make some kind of thing with trade and guils, but Paradox doesn’t want to complicate his game apparently.
@@martinrosenberger I mean of all games CK2 was the one to make a more roleplay focused sequel of
@@user-jp8me2hf4otbf I liked the granstrategy with some roleplay in ck2.. not the other way around
Let us all sit in a moment of silence for Gerhard Rongoni, Glorg the Destroyers personal Champion and winner of tournaments🙏
RIP Gerhard the Accolade! A better champion and companion there never was!
There is a way to throw them Sullied Blades away as a sacrifice to the fish people, they'll even give u some ducas for it for some reason (do not question the fish people)
I do like that pdx still sponsors ISP even after the whole vicky 3 situation.
Did it really escalate after he said it’s not very good?
Lol Joe has said way worse about other paradox titles.
Can you imagine hearing that both the king of France and the emperor of the hre died attending some wedding in Italy
The Count of Arduino, notorious for his grand plans and ambition, but always just ends up making theremins and blinking lights.
I’m so happy you got early access to this dlc too! Excited to watch the video now
RIP to Gerhard, realest G in the HRE, may history never forget the name
You can’t spell Gerhard without HRE G.
what's happening, I return to the channel 2 years later and suddenly Paradox actually acknowledges him, also love the ck content, would love more!
The next mega campaign is going to be wild!
Rest in peace Gerhard, you will be missed. Fr though that genuinely made me sad.
How paradoxical paradox was sponsoring a paradoxical experience.
Gerhard and Blorg. Better love story than Twilight.
I haven't laughed at a video so hard in ages. One of your best vids in a while isp
Damn I love the CK3 devs so much, literally the best devs of the company.
I love the new RP and mechanic content.
F for Gerhard but the real mvp was Duke Pierre the excommunicated murderer who was thrilled to recive the crappy sword
I feel like Glorg is the kind of ruler who, if you said anything negative against him, he would personally show up at your home.
he would already be inside sitting and waiting for you when you get home.
Nice, something to do when playing tall and playing a vassal instead of world conquest.
This is incredible I laughed so much
Omg absolutely hilarious video!
Epic, now I can go larp as Frederick Barbarossa and disappear in a river, or like Harold Holt, former PM of Australia in 1967.
"Name a better duo, I'll wait"
*Gerhard and Glorg the Destroyer*
Awesome. Looking forward to playing this
Another good episode of CK3 a to z
This feels like a mod, even though it is not
Always love some ISP Crusader Kings.
Isorrows ck3 videos always make me laugh
loving it boiii
That actually looks really fun
Gerhard is such an inspiration, I'm going to name my first born after him... In ck3 on the 11th when the dlc comes out.
What? You didn't think i would actually name my real child after Gerhard did you? I'm not that lady in America who named her kid dovakin and got him free Bethesda titles for life.
Huh just thinking about that, so far it's gotten him Skyrim... And, hmmmm, Fallout 4, maybe Fallout 76? Do you think after F 76 the parents asked for a refund? I mean it's free but, i dunno, I'd change the kids name to something else after that debacle. Hahaha ❤
I was expecting this dude to go partake in the Clone Wars at a moment. Banking Clan looking boyo.
Thanks
The only duke of dice is Duke Devlin
I jumped in the air in happiness when I saw this
Finally more Crusader kings yay
i want to go on a tour of the isp kingdom, surely no wacky shenanigans would go down
More of this please
Pyjama parties with your vassals. Just what we were waiting for
An ISP CK3 video. Today is a good day
RIP Gerhard. A true friend and amazing pin cushion.
Well you’ve created the ultimate beat stick. The Mountain wishes.
Haven't laughed this hard for ages 😂😂😂❤❤❤
The DLC should be called "Glorified Event Screen Pack"
I hate seeing others youtubers doing gameplay of CK besides you so I was waiting for this
8:57 I knew the Onion was onto something...
Glorg has to have i hired the worst bowmen in the empire, I’ve never seen so many die in a single archery competition
I want to see a mega campaign, except you play as an immortal Glorg, and has to deal with all the crazy technological and societal changes.
Or Glorg in the Sims, that'd be funny too 😂
Holy crap, that's a lot of new provinces in Italy!
A passion for smashin' it was right there!
The last time we were in this wonderful world, I saw a man with possibly the most... *HANDSOME* Face say
"END MY SUFFERIINNGGGGGGGGG"
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today, I watched an insane madman create yet another monster (Who replaced my ultimate waifu ... Matilda my beloved) in the world of the Sims Medieval II- err I mean Crusader Kings III.
Glorg... GLORG.
“Hammond where are the horses? I don’t know James was to take care of them. No I was to make accommodations, that was your job. Well what was your job Jeremy? That’s simple, I was to murder the Kaiser.”
If only DLC's were just extra fun content like this instead of vital buttons, mechanics, countries, modifiers, missions and desicions, events, quality of life...some more stuff that are just important to have real fun.
Like EU4 with a DLC for developing a province 🤡 luckily that got into to the base game.
Glorg The Destroyer, oft forgotten enemy of Grignr Grignrson
We are so back CKIII bros
Spudgun is gonna have a field day.
R.I.P Gerhard, you will be remembered
You made me want CK3
15:58 I stright up laughed so hard my brother came to my room
Glorg, the long-gone ancestor of Glug and Glog (?) from your FO4 videos…
0:46 the caucas-Ukranian region lookin hella suspicious not gonna lie
Get yourself someone like Gerhard
Glorg looks like he correctly smelt a flea skin and took the princess hostage
24:05 Guy is a French name. It is pronounced Ghee (hard G,ee)
1:23 POV Your Local Beauty salons assistant is doing your face
Some say Gerhard and Glorg were just room mates
Glorg with the Gregor Clegane build
Medieval politics sure is cool. My favorite medieval kingdom is the Angevine empire, which shockingly makes an appearance in Hoi4 Godspeed. Godspeed is a mod I have been suggesting in the comments of 28 of your videos.
So, when you were making Glorg, did you *intend* to make him the humanized version of Little John from Disney's Robin Hood?
I find the DLC great but a bit unusually complex.
Glorg The Destroyer, The Duke of Dice is a crazy name
wakey wakey eggs and gravy timmy
6:26 Probably the scratches were made by trying to remove the helmet rather by combat.
Gerhard lived his best life but then he took an arrow to the knee
I vote for Glorg to become part of the isorrow dynasty of legacy characters, which currently consists of Chungus, RoiMan, and Pepe.
Can't believe an ancestor steven gerard was an archer that failed to shoot, it's in the genes to miss
Wow a paradox dlc that actually gave a lot of content just gonna wait until ck4 releases
Mate that's over 10 years
fucking love glorg