Misheard Metal Lyrics (Iron Maiden, Metallica, Black Sabbath & Judas Priest)

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  • @RamonK.
    @RamonK. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Ozzy Osbourne said in an interview that in his younger days he misheard the lyrics from Jimi Hendrix' Purple Haze "'scuse me while I kiss the sky" as "'scuse my while I kiss this guy"...=)

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah I thought of including that one but I skipped out on it. ;)

    • @censored1080
      @censored1080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RuthlessMetalYT "Nah, too obvious/easy."
      -Ruthless Metal (probably)

    • @deantodd8103
      @deantodd8103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In an "acid trip" sequence in a Cheech and Chong movie, Cheech sees Jimi Hendrix start "Purple Haze," singing, "S'cuse me while I kiss this fly." Then he grabs an imaginary fly from the air and puckeres up. 😆

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheers!

    • @yearginclarke
      @yearginclarke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I legit thought he said that when I first heard it. I was like wtf is that supposed to mean, lol

  • @rowanshreds
    @rowanshreds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The picture of Rob Halford raking the lawn was priceless.

  • @KastleKrossface
    @KastleKrossface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I won't be able to unhear these now. Also, when you hear SLAYER "South of Heaven" - the chorus is "ONLY NERDS GO TO HEAVEN!"

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha. Cheers!

    • @deantodd8103
      @deantodd8103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, man! Everyone ought to check out the mashup video "War (On and On South of Heaven)" that combines the vocals from Edwin Starr's late 60s soul song "War" with Slayer. The lyrics - and even Starr's impassioned vocal stylings - just match up with "South of Heaven" to a T! The Vietnam era war footage makes it even more spine-chilling.

  • @waltuh11121
    @waltuh11121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The "my name is Tony, I got some bacon" is legendary

  • @wowzers7844
    @wowzers7844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    She farted a deminishing breeze... God damn Chuck.

  • @JustPuckinAround
    @JustPuckinAround 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Some others:
    Death - "The Philosopher"
    "Your mind is not your own" -> "you're my midnight churro"
    Metallica - "Hit the Lights"
    "Our fans are insane" -> "no Dave Mustaine" (SHOTS FIRED?)
    Judas Priest - "You've Got Another Thing Comin'"
    "I've got an ace card comin' down the rocks" -> "I've got a nice car comin' down the road"
    Sepultura - "Territory"
    "Rule to kill the urge" -> "fruit juice killed the Earth" (RIP)
    Megadeth - "Tornado of Souls"
    "I can't replace the lie that let a thousand dreams go" -> "I can replace Lars and learn old fashioned disco"

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha good ones! Cheers!

    • @machinehl
      @machinehl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      another one: Metallica - No Remorse
      "we are ready to kill our drummer" (original: "We are ready to kill all comers")

    • @ethalstan2469
      @ethalstan2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Megadeth rust in peace rotten egg air of death

    • @telson1583
      @telson1583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I legit thought those where the actual Judas priest lyrics 🤣🤣 but you could also miss hear them has "I got a nice cock coming down the road"

    • @yuseeme90
      @yuseeme90 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In "You've Got Another Thing Comin" I've Always heard it as " I've got a police car going down the ruts"

  • @slothDAMN
    @slothDAMN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "My name is Tony, I got some bacon..."😂 Genius! I wish metal bands actually snuck lyrics like that into their songs!

  • @jakrac2790
    @jakrac2790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Hey, what about Overkill - Elimination?
    Chorus goes like this:
    "A lemon nation
    A lemon nation!
    A lemon nation
    A lemon nation!
    A lemon ate the right
    A lemon ate the wrong
    A lemon ate the weak
    A lemon ate the strong
    A lemon ate your feelings
    A lemon at too late
    A lemon ate the hope
    A lemonade, a lemonade!"

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha Cheers!

    • @philcanselmo9436
      @philcanselmo9436 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂, now I will always laugh hearing the song

    • @electroman1996
      @electroman1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Last sentence could also be "a lemon ate a lemonade" :p

  • @daveyboyd784
    @daveyboyd784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lmfao... Epic video brother, you knocked this one out of the park. "My name's Tony, I've got some bacon!!!" ...fcking hilarious😄😆😂 Then you've got Rob rakin' the lawn and Ozzy telling us he thinks that radiation might be playing for the other team. I definitely wasn't expecting "tampon igniter!"🤣🤣🤣 The whole thing was pure gold, great job.

  • @thedeschannel3169
    @thedeschannel3169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Helloween one got me haha. Great video sir!

  • @KastleKrossface
    @KastleKrossface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When my son was much younger, he used to think that Iron Maiden "Can I Play With Madness" was "Can I Play With MY KIDS?"

  • @Stonestare
    @Stonestare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fear of the Duck is hilarious!! 🤣🤣

  • @dresdensinn6669
    @dresdensinn6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO! I always thought the Metal Church lyric sounded like "I'm a chicken and I'm pickin', there's somethin' evil lickin'..."

  • @LuchaLibertaria
    @LuchaLibertaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Brilliant video, Part 2 is def needed😅
    Here's a fave of mine:
    Judas Priest - Turbo Lover
    " How your heart beats when you run for cover / You can't *retweet* , I spy like no other " 😅😅

    • @trl768
      @trl768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha. good one. Cheers!

  • @olihenschel4875
    @olihenschel4875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of my favourite misheard lyrics is from the song Peace Sells lol. where it sounds like dave is singing
    “Heat cells, produce fire”

  • @thalesvasconcellos2086
    @thalesvasconcellos2086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very interesting topic. Great video, man! STAY HEAVY!

  • @mikerappe5325
    @mikerappe5325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This had me in tears, thanks for the laughs Jim! 😂

  • @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805
    @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I used to think War Pigs had the lyric ‘They turn their ear holes to the floor’ and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath had ‘Feel your head all full of flies’

  • @PrimarySweeper13
    @PrimarySweeper13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “You try to take his balls” will always be legendary

  • @RuthlessMetalYT
    @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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  • @docmartin1052
    @docmartin1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Saxon‘s "Dogs Of War" sounds even more like "Ducks…" 😂

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha, true. Cheers!

    • @bigrich6075
      @bigrich6075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ducks of war, basically Canadian geese.

  • @jasongoodwill6316
    @jasongoodwill6316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I used to think the Kreator song "Storming with menace" was "Storming bananas"

  • @aceylan292
    @aceylan292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In Metallicas song "The Thing that not should be", I always thought Hetfield Sung "In Mordor". But when I checked the lyrics he sings "Immortal"

  • @HOLYPARISHOFDOOM
    @HOLYPARISHOFDOOM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Definitely not a metal tune or band, but I worked with a guy many yrs ago who told me that when he was a kid he always thought the Steve Miller band's song Big Old Jet Airliner was saying _big old Jed left a light on._

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha. nice one, love your YT channel btw. :)

  • @exploringwithmatthew1629
    @exploringwithmatthew1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's so many of these misheard lyrics honestly, especially in thrash and black.

  • @P.A.T.
    @P.A.T. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very funny:))
    Back here in Romania we have a local version for Breaking The Law. It won’t be that funny since I have to explain it first but you might find it cultural:))
    So, as people didn’t had good access to English (like today) back in the communist era, they were mispronouncing “the” by saying “za”. And you would get: breaking za law. “Za Law” sounds like the name of a county from Romania, Zalau. And here you have it! Breaking changed to “plec in” which means “going to” and you get : Plec In Zalau (Going to Zalau).
    Now one of mine. From The Sentinel by Judas Priest. Rob says “admits the dying bodies” and i heard “a mix of dying bodies” 😂😂😂. Sound more brutal in my opinion:))

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hehe, nice one

    • @JonnyBlade
      @JonnyBlade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@P.A.T. Mix of dying bodies 👍
      Sounds nice and brutal.

  • @playdiscgolf1546
    @playdiscgolf1546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “To beware of the 2 foot squirrel”
    James Hetfield, From Escape

  • @elimalinsky7069
    @elimalinsky7069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I used to think the line from Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast "were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me" was actually "were they reflections of my woman staring back at me". My logic was that he has some really scary woman which haunts him or whatever. It really does sound like Bruce says woman and not warped mind. I guess it's my warped mind hearing things.
    Also in Gangland I misheard "where the jail birds die" as "where the Germans die". Lol!

  • @mightykelu
    @mightykelu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    War Pigs: "(...) Satan laughs and spreads his wings, oh lawn chair!"

  • @svetoslavtanchev
    @svetoslavtanchev ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Am I the only one that was expecting the line from "Tailgunner"-"Nail that fucker, kill that son". That was about as legendary as "Fear of the duck".

  • @BrianClem
    @BrianClem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't know how funny this video would be! That is awesome!

  • @RSProduxx
    @RSProduxx ปีที่แล้ว

    Hehe, Fear of the Duck... We actually made a birthday present for a friend like 16 years ago... A poster of Darkwing Duck and we put the words "Fear of the Duck" as a header on it :)
    He was really happy with it and immediately put it on his wall :)

  • @danield1262
    @danield1262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You forgot "The evil Batman do" by Iron Maiden;)

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha, damn, thats a good one. Cheers!

  • @cafrayrecxv4749
    @cafrayrecxv4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fuel from Metallica.
    "Give me food, give me fries, give me that on the side, ohhh" them riff begins playing

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes sir! Cheers!

    • @CoffeeMatt10
      @CoffeeMatt10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Gimme foo, gimme fy, gimme dabajabazah”

    • @JonnyBlade
      @JonnyBlade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cafrayrecxv4749 It would be awesome if Metallica did songs about food 😂
      Flip the steak! Add the sauce!
      Where off to chili garlic land!
      Glaser of porkmeat, I'm driving you mad!
      Etc

  • @l.salisbury1253
    @l.salisbury1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:16 - "Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?" -Chico Marx

  • @carlosmagnodealmeida9500
    @carlosmagnodealmeida9500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aces High
    "Heading straight for them I press down my guns" ---> "Heading straight and I pissed on my guns"

  • @None_More_Metal
    @None_More_Metal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haha that was fucking great!
    I've always thought that verse in Winter Dreams by Accept where he sings:
    "The world seemed so clear, like a wonderful diamond"
    Actually sounds like:
    "The world seemed so clear, like a woman's vagina"
    😆

  • @DSchea
    @DSchea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmaooo I knew where that Helloween was going 😆. Sang it that way as a kid

  • @evildiamond6247
    @evildiamond6247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fear of the DUCK has got to be most hilarious

  • @LarsOfTheMohicans
    @LarsOfTheMohicans ปีที่แล้ว

    I think a baked apple pie would actually be a pleasant dream.
    In Black Sabbath's "Behind the Wall of Sleep", I kept hearing "Turns your body to a corpse" as "Take your body to the cops".
    Also, a pretty amazing one for francophones can be heard in Metallica's "The Unforgiven". "New blood on this Earth, and quickly he's subdued" becomes "Nous battons des oeufs, et cui-cui ils sont durs" which comes out as "We are beating eggs, and cheep-cheep (sound that baby chickens make) they are hard".

  • @triledink
    @triledink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember in a ozzy documentary I own there was the part about the judas priest and ozzy contriversy about lyrics and paranoid came up. People though ozzy said ''end your life'' in the end of the song, but he says ''enjoy life''

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      cheers!

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost sung that misheard lyric the other night at karaoke

  • @fullmetalhaggis
    @fullmetalhaggis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once heard you can never unhear the line from Sabaton's song Panzer Battalion - "Death in the shape of a hamster called Malcolm"

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha cheers!

    • @ShardDeVir
      @ShardDeVir 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And that hamster goes for the eyes!

  • @kevincurry4304
    @kevincurry4304 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your lyrics are hilarious...
    It's good to have funny posts to watch from time to time..
    Metalheads ( including me ) take it all too seriously.
    Love your channel mate !!

  • @Ulgarth
    @Ulgarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is gold! I'll never be able to listen to Fear of the Dark without it being duck... hahahaha awesome!

  • @robertcross5794
    @robertcross5794 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're right, I will never unhear these again. Awesome video!

  • @hubertmariabockstein6570
    @hubertmariabockstein6570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahh here it is,looked forward to this video,since you did the poll back then👍🏻.

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it's been a while but now it's finally out. :)

  • @johnhavardvalebrokk6151
    @johnhavardvalebrokk6151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just knew fear of the duck and "you try to take his balls" would be here. Not disappointed

  • @ChanceTheChancenator
    @ChanceTheChancenator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dream Theater - Voices:
    "sex is there, Captain Sex"
    X Raiders - Boulanger:
    "uhm, forget the duck. Grow some"
    Mayhem - Death Crush:
    "Duck rush"
    Nightwish - The End Of All Hope:
    "chameleon without a face"
    And I also have loads of others for Dream Theater, including Caught In A Web.

  • @williamwalker146
    @williamwalker146 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of these are absolutely hysterical. "My name is Tony, I got some bacon" 🤣🤣🤣 most of all.

  • @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805
    @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thor-‘Oh Wanker is my middle name’

  • @mikeleago1
    @mikeleago1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My name is tony, I got some bacon! ….maaaan I totally heard that! 😂👍

  • @esehn6972
    @esehn6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Raking the lawn" cracked me up. 😆

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      :) Cheers!

    • @esehn6972
      @esehn6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oops. I forgot that I had already commented on this when it first came out. But, I guess that's proof that it's still funny...for me, for sure! 😄

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or that you're getting old. ;)

    • @esehn6972
      @esehn6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RuthlessMetalYT yes that too. 😄👍

  • @alexskibicki2262
    @alexskibicki2262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is just hilarious 😆 there’s chicken in the kitchen, chicken in my head, and hey Johnny depp cracks me up! 😂🤣

  • @emergentform1188
    @emergentform1188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great vid dude, rock on.

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! When I first heard Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt.1, I was also like, "Did he just say 'Masturbate! Masturbate!'???? Why?"

  • @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805
    @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On Black Sabbath’s cover of ‘Evil Woman’- ‘Her body moves just like the back of a whale’

  • @yurimadalosso535
    @yurimadalosso535 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "HARVESTER OF SORROW.... BORN TO BE WILLLLDD" I mishear something like this hahahaha i love The helloween part kkkkkkkkkk

  • @alvinandanar7559
    @alvinandanar7559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This list lack the classic misheard lyrics from Obituary's "Slowly We Rot":
    "Volleyball join me, slowly we rot.."

    • @BrianClem
      @BrianClem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obituary is a great one to add. Love that band. Sure there is a lot I get wrong with them.

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

  • @KastleKrossface
    @KastleKrossface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sepultura "Roots, Bloody Roots" can also be heard as "Boots, Combat Boots" and the opening line goes "SNAKE! I hit it with a Rake!"

  • @arturslunga3415
    @arturslunga3415 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nine Inch Nails: "I want a duck shaped like a triangle.... you give a toaster TO BOB!"

  • @gazebo9730
    @gazebo9730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤘raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! 🤘

  • @brianbergmusic5288
    @brianbergmusic5288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video made my day. I had to share it with a fellow metalhead co-worker.
    One of my favorite misheard lyrics is from Opeth -- "The Baying of the Hounds".
    *I hear them devouring
    Best. Made. Tacos. Of the Earth...
    Diabolical Beans!* 😈

  • @cedwardmassey
    @cedwardmassey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video, Jim. But, it's soooo fucking funny too. 😄

  • @-Heavy-
    @-Heavy- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    creeping Dave ...lool! Love it!🤘😆

  • @linusheinonen4974
    @linusheinonen4974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All right that Return of the Vampire ba ba ba ba baaa really got me.

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah you just can't hear what he sings there, it really sounds like ba ba ba baa

  • @richardmendoza738
    @richardmendoza738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You take a piece of bread....and turn it into toast, you better check for mooooooldd before the bread gets old" Dave M. "Symphony of destruction"

  • @l.salisbury1253
    @l.salisbury1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By no means a Metal song but in "the metro" by BERLIN (1983) people hear "swimming through apologies" as "swimming through a pile of cheese"!

  • @Chronodistortion
    @Chronodistortion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved the video but it would be cool to have both the actual lyrics with the misheard.

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah maybe or perhaps it would be too much to read. :D

  • @RamonK.
    @RamonK. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another one: Twisted Sister's We're not gonna take - "oh no we're ain't gonna take it". For years I heard "oh no" as "hello" and I wasn't the only one. Had this topic with a friend who also heard it as "hello" a few months ago. I have to admit it really sounds like hello, but it wouldn't make any sense ... Anyone else who heard it this way?

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha, never heard hello there before. :) Cheers!

    • @fernandopenalva2680
      @fernandopenalva2680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here in South America we now sing "huevos con aceite y límón" in the chorus hahahaha.

  • @fabiocaceres5193
    @fabiocaceres5193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A misheard lyric in Spanish very popular is : We're not gonna take it ---> Huevos con aceite (Eggs with oil)

  • @philipibaugh2925
    @philipibaugh2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta say this was really funny and everyone has misheard lyrics before can't think of anything I've heard off the bat because my brain is still processing this 😅. Great video and subject

  • @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805
    @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Judas Priest Killing Machine ‘I’ve known masturbators I never get abused’

  • @SirJaguar
    @SirJaguar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot the iconic Cannibal Corpse misheard lyrics: No more pizza? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there are so many different ones, you could more or less take any song and do this. :)

  • @Nicolas.Vincent
    @Nicolas.Vincent ปีที่แล้ว

    After the 3rd time I was like, this guy's going hard on Mustain! After the 5th and 6th times, you had me rolling 🤘😂🤣

    • @RuthlessMetalYT
      @RuthlessMetalYT  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hehe. rolling down that tomato isle.

  • @esehn6972
    @esehn6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Raking the lawn" .....good one.😄
    I also liked "fear of the duck"... and "Chicken in my head"...too funny

  • @maxdurk4624
    @maxdurk4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was listening to the song "Pledge Your Allegiance" by Suicidal Tendencies in the car with a friend who is not at all a metalhead, and when the song goes "S! T!" he thought they were saying "Ass! Titties!" and I can never unhear it.

  • @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805
    @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Led Zep had a classic one ‘Moby won’t be home tonight’

  • @andrewbellavie795
    @andrewbellavie795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had a good laugh at these, thanks man \,,/.

  • @amyntut
    @amyntut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to think they said " every time you go away, you take a piece of MEAT, with you.......instead of me 😂😂

  • @marvintimke3978
    @marvintimke3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In halloween by helloween.
    I always heard "masturbate, masturbate. Grab your muscle, don't be late.
    In Ride The Lighning i heard "The final kirk is all i see".
    While the actual lyrics are "the final courtin call i see".

  • @fclefjefff4041
    @fclefjefff4041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dream Theater in Metropolis Part 1:
    "death is the first dancing turtle"

  • @KevinOrtega1980
    @KevinOrtega1980 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny stuff Bro! I knew I wasn’t crazy when I misheard some of that stuff after a first listen before😂 I guess that’s why we listen to music over and over to get it right

  • @deborahpriestley4739
    @deborahpriestley4739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @MsTruebi
    @MsTruebi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
    "Crushing, cranial, contents" -> "P*ssy in your coffee"
    Cannibal Corpse . Make them suffer
    "Sufferrrrrr!" -> "Sofaaaaaa"

  • @Low760
    @Low760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! Yes. Love it.

  • @art_vandelay1738
    @art_vandelay1738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In East GER they say ''Nu klar'' ...means sth like sure
    And then listen to Motorhead - The Claw
    sounds similar XD XD....''The Power of Nu Klar''

  • @slidvonjunzt7608
    @slidvonjunzt7608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A few others, some more obscure than others..
    Rhapsody (of fire) - HolyThunderforce:
    "Go back to your abyss..." - Combing through your hairpiece
    Satyricon - Supersonic Journey:
    "In outer space on an axis" - In outer space on acid
    Morbid Angel - "Abominations"
    "Come and carry my curse ... " - Come and carry my purse
    Bonus for my scandinavian bros (in Danish, sorry Sweden. At least theres no numbers over 50! ;D)
    Metallica - Fight fire with fire:
    "Fight fire with fire, ending is near" - Ræk mig en guldbajer, Henning det sneer
    "

  • @Goldie1977
    @Goldie1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My all time fave is iron maiden - moonchild. “I am he, the gormless one” gormless is slang for stupid/idiot in northern parts of England.

  • @BanjoSick
    @BanjoSick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought it was „fucking horse style“ for many years. Only hearing the song on parties, I never knew the song was called Fucking Hostile, haha.

  • @robertocaba5915
    @robertocaba5915 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the wig the that I want you to dye!”

  • @chidlowt
    @chidlowt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sabbath - Behind the Wall of Sleep - 'Chill that numbs from head to toe'. I heard 'Chills the Nuns from head to toe'. I prefer my version.

  • @dantelombardi
    @dantelombardi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣😂🤣fabulous video😂🤣😂

  • @6balanced9
    @6balanced9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I spit out some coffee when i read "radiation might be gay"

  • @telson1583
    @telson1583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you ever noticed that Iron Maiden in "The number of the Beast" say: "Just what I saw in my old dreams
    Were they reflections of my walkman staring back at me"? Also Judas's Priest in "Beyond the realms of death" randomly claim "We drive Sudan
    Staring into space"??

  • @leotherocker94
    @leotherocker94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In that part of Mechanix i always hear "be my Sasha Grey" 😆

  • @gregoryvigneault1824
    @gregoryvigneault1824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh lol Gatorade came out my nose🤣

  • @frogblender8842
    @frogblender8842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😅RAKING THE LAWN...the song for the perfect gardening

  • @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805
    @retroactivejealousy-worldl1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Metallica ’Shortest Straw poo for you’

  • @thesnapperkeeper
    @thesnapperkeeper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ll never hear Breaking The Law the same way again 😂😂😂

  • @cheesecat3167
    @cheesecat3167 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Satyricon - In the mist by the hills "In the mist of the shadows by the river of the fogpalace" > "In the mist of the shadows by the river of the f**kpalace"