Misheard Lyrics | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ม.ค. 2020
- One thing's for certain, you will never hear these songs in the same way again! Do you have any other misheard lyrics to add to the list? Let us know in the comments!
From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour.
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The look he gave the person who laughed after he mentioned starving Ethiopians was absolute comedy gold ; he didn't have to say a single word, I found that hilarious.
The single bit I piss myself laughing at is that lol
Just wondering though if that person who laughed was an organised plant - sorry to be cynical, but I think it was.
@showmoke, not to take the fun out of it but to be honest i wouldn't put it past Peter Kay, he' a very "rehearsed" comedian, unlike Dara O'Briain for example
Patrick Hannon - yes, I agree. Kay is still very funny though. But he wouldn’t be the first comedian to utilise rehearsed assistants in the audience with the intention of hoping the audience thinking that it was made up on the spur of the moment!
@showmoke, I know, I'm agreeing with you! I probably didn't phrase it right, but yeah a lot of comedians do use "plants" in the audience more often than you think, as you probably know. I was just trying to point out the difference that some comedians need to practice and refine a routine, where others, like Dara, are better when they work off the cuff, I'm a musician and it's the same for me and my mates, some work off the cuff and some need to rehearse
I was watching this in bed with headphones and my wife was asleep beside me. I was laughing so hard; I woke her up. She asked me why I was laughing so I let her watch, Now, we are both laughing.
Haha priceless 😊👍
Haha epic ☺😅🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
Oh mate! Missus was sleeping too but I wasn't risking waking her up after the day she had!!! I had to hold so hard to stop my self lmao! Hardest moment in my life mate! He is fooking hilarious!
There's a word for people like you....."lucky" hahaha
Wow! What a crazy life you lead!
Oh Em Gee! USA lady here. I haven't laughed at a comedian so hard that drew tears in a very long time. It just so happens that I lost a very dear sister-in-law last week, and I needed this humorous levity greatly. I can always count on British humor to make me laugh out loud. Thank you Peter Kay. This is my first encounter with your act. I hope to see more from you.
My condolences for the loss of your sister in law. I always watch this video whenever I'm feeling down. Cracks me up laughing every time.
I'm sorry for your loss and glad this helped.
keep the laughs going - search sean lock
If you can get it out there… see if you can get the full 3 series of CAR SHARE Peter Kay is the lead character in it. Also if you like James Corden from the “Late Late Show” hunt done the 10 Seasons of “Gavin & Stacey”. You’ll be hooked.
Anyone who sings "just let me staple the vicar" when We Are Family comes on is a legend 🔥🔥🔥
That's what it sounds like. I have no idea what it's supposed to be.
Just let me state for the record
Always ❤😂
I still sing Peter kay lyrics when I hear the song x
Aha after u do heel never bone yer
“Can’t see mine let alone kiss it” that was just the final move, killed me 😂😂😂
Ever seen the SNL sketch with Will Ferrel where he did yoga for years just for that purpose?
Neither can I !!
yeah. BRILLIANT!
“I don’t waste my evenings!”😂😂😂
No wonder since he's so overweight. But no worries. I can't kiss mine, either, although I weigh only 170 lbs being 184 cm tall.
He had that audience laughing until they were out of breath. This is so good
Yeah Worst laughtercide in history.
@@Ardass486 And how the fuck do you come to that conclusion ya fuckin moron????
What the hell are you blabbing about???? How on earth to you get that from this??? Only lives 5 miles from me and nobody has a bad word against him, just a top bloke who's very funny
Herd mentality, I didn't think it was that great. Now I'm off to find some Jimmy Carr for a decent chuckle.
@@markmark5269 jimmy is rubbish. Lee is the way to go
The look on his face when he says “pork pie” had me crying for ages 😂😂😂😂
Every time I hear the song, I sing it like this 😂
I can never hear anyone asking for a pork pie without laughing 😂
I thought he said “pot pie,” which makes this even funnier!
That song is a banger, but I can't help singing "pork pie" every time I hear it 🤣
Me too@@auntlizard262
I was feeling right down this morning around 4am...couldn't face the day at all. Knew I'd work at 5:30am. Watched this just now in the locker room and it really has cheered me up. To anyone going through a rough patch, know you're not alone and I hope you feel a bit better about things as your day progresses.
@hugohacken bush3...
Hi, I know how you feel. Thank you for your kind words. We need to laugh more, it's my best medicine.
Cheers mate.
Hope you had a good one mate. The lottery win’s hopefully just round the corner for you!
"Starvin ethiopians"
Random guy: BUWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA
That was a recording being played
Aw man...u guys ruined it
He's probably Eritrean.
Ugh stupid people ruining it
Tooooo funny
No matter how many times I watch this, I crack up. The man's a genius!
Pure x
Same. Always watch this when I'm feeling down. He certainly is pure genius.
Ha hot dogs
I've watched this 20 odd times and every time I laugh myself silly with tears streaming down my cheeks. This clip could end wars.
5:06 didn't even need an introduction, every one heard 'piss myself" just on their own 🤣
In the actual show he said say this line before playing it but for some reason in this footage it's not there.
@@SpitfyaUK really? weird. I guess whoever cut this thought it wasn't needed and be funnier without it. because I certainly didn't need to be primed to hear "piss myself" 😂
Starving Ethiopians
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gets me everytime 😂😂😂
Same 😂
Hahaha that part is so funny. I went back like 8 times just to hear that part and I laugh every time cuz it’s only that one dude who’s laughing loud lol 😂 🤣
lol the blonde woman top-right in the audience looks genuinely upset, she's really NOT amused by the "pork pie"
2:21
@@TonyEnglandUK and the woman at the bottom left
@@TonyEnglandUK I never notice the audience. I'm not into judging others. I just don't care enough to do so 🤷🏽♀️
I revisit this video every-so-often just to bring some joy to my life... this is CLASSIC!!! LOVE IT!
#metoo
5:06
Same!
A year later and I’m still back here 😂
I revisit daily at the mo!! 😂🤣😂🤣Kx
I watch this video often. When I can’t sleep, when I am sad etc. Fantastic. His facial expressions as well make me laugh so much. Love this guy! Comedy genius
I love his little nod to the audience as he mouths "cock".
The problem is you can’t “unhear” those misheard lyrics anymore!! I’m now singing I’ve “stapled the vicar”!! 😂😂
That's what it sounds like and all I hear and don't know what it is.
Such a horribly strong psychological effect. Even when I’ve known the correct lyrics for years, now I can only hear what he wants me to hear 😄
I know, it's annoying 😂
Too true
Like you cant un-hear it ever again....lol
Exactly, this is genius using the power of suggestion to override what we already know. And innthe cases I didn't know the lyrics, just gold !
Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 9
Full list of the actual lyrics. (and song titles etc)
0.00-11 Take That-Back for good
“wash your back”
WANT you back for good
21-1.00 Sister Sledge-We are family
“just let me staple the vicar”
Just let me state for the record
1.00-1.08 Sister Sledge -We are family
“we giving love in a femidom”
We're giving love in a family dose
1.11-1.28 Duffy-Mercy
“1’m begging you for birdseed”
begging you for mercy
2.11-2.25 The Cars-Drive
“Thinking nothings wrong, pork pie”
Thinking nothings wrong, but bye
3.10-3.25 Michael Jackson-You are not alone
“Your burgers are the best”
Your burdens I will bear
3.38-3.59 Celine Dion - The Heart will go on
“I believe the hot dogs go on”
I believe that the heart does go on
4.10-4.20 KD Lang -Constant craving
“Arseholes”
Our souls
4.31-4.55 Bobby Gentry- I’ll never fall in love again
“After you do he’ll never bone you”
After you do he’ll never phone you
5.06- 5.12 Babyface- Everytime I close my eyes
“Everytime I think of it I piss myself”
Everytime I think of it I pinch myself
5.40-5.55 Shania Twain -That don’t impress me much
“I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night”
I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight
Thanks a lot, I was just looking up 'pork pie' :D
How do I copy this
@@nimishasv take a screenshot :)
Thanks for this. After listening to the comedy I could not remember the real lyrics that I knew before.
😂😂😂
“He’s got a bit of rivalry here Micheal, Celine’s peddling hot dogs on his patch”
Lmao I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂
I love that everyone in that crowd is having the best time and experiencing non stop laughter. 😂 Brilliant!
I was luckily enough to get to see this show ( NEC ) Birmingham and I was laughing that much I was crying and gasping for air! Brilliant show!
As an American I only just discovered him just now when somebody mentioned him and wow this was really funny .
@@gardensofthegods I'm an Aussie and discovered him a bit ago. However, when I posted my original comment, I think I went in to a rabbit hole of giggles because I binged-watched heaps of his videos haha. He's brilliant! 😅
Hope you have a great day/night 😊
@@stevenclarke5606 That's so cool that you've seen this show live!! He's so naturally amusing. Great to know that the whole show is equally as hilarious as the videos are.
Have an awesome day/night! 😊
@@sarahsalsa2461 that's funny haha I could believe it .
Yes thank you you have a good night also and a good day well I just noticed now it's almost 6:45 in the morning here so you're probably in the evening there now so have a good evening
Whoever disliked this must be miserable as hell. This is classic comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or they just have absolutely no sense of humour
we threw hot pee at them from our window True
propa Yorkshire comedy
@@jaderaven except he's from Lancashire not Yorkshire
Lmao 😂
This guy is criminally underrated. No idea why he is virtually unknown outside the UK
Not in France 🇫🇷 ✌️!
Maybe his Lancashire dialect. Difficult to understand for some.
Maybe because we can't understand him this side of the pond. And as an expat, I have trouble even
@@pwblackmore theres tons of famous british comedians internationally. I'm Australian and have zero trouble understanding him.
I’m here 🇦🇺
I love the fact he plays the songs to letcha hear the way the lyrics can be misheard. That only adds tremendously to the humor he imparts !!! Hope I can find more of these videos by him. 🤣😂🤣
'The Cars - Drive' is such a classic banger, but every time I hear it I can only hear "pork pie" 🤣🤣
This is one of the best live comedy sets ever. The man's an absolute legend and a comedy genius
"Celines peddling hotdogs, shes on his patch" 🤣🤣
I love that Peter Kay has that skill where he can make people laugh without saying anything and how by just giving a person one look can make an entire audience laugh!
When ever I’m feeling low, I just rewatch this. It always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I’ve watched this.🤣🤣
Thanks Peter, I'm never going to be able to Listen to Sister Sledge We are Family ever again without hearing "Just let me Staple The Vicar"
We’re giving love in a femidom 😂
NEVER.
But does anyone know what she really says?
Just let me say for the record .....
@@elisabethcornell7109 state* for the record
Peter Kay never gets old, he’s genuinely very funny and just shows you don’t need to be crude or taboo to get a laugh. Proper comedy this will have you kids and Nan laughing alike.
He is very funny but the second half of this is pretty crude, tbf.
What about the assholes and kissing your cock lines? Those aren't a little crude?
That’s right, crudeness isn’t necessary or funny, but I guess crude is in the ear of the beholder. I loved everything except the parts I found crude and nasty. Comedy is very subjective.
@@CoupleMoore Exactly, it's subjective, so stop saying "crudeness isn't funny" when you really mean "crudeness isn't funny" - to you.
"I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" is probably not for the whole family
That was like my mum with that Jennifer Paige song "Crush" she thought it was "It's just a little thrush" and my aunty said "it's good they are singing about women's issues " lol 😆😆😆😆
@Tristo Smitty I know they were dead serious I was just in laughter heheh
@Tristo Smitty it's so funny everytime I hear it on the radio now I get a chuckle out of it xx
Meg, God bless your auntie !!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨🏆
5:06
Realizing the audience needed almost no prompting to mishear the lyrics makes it even funnier.
🤣🤣
It’s just effortless for him, isn’t it. A true genius in comic timing.
Oh that takes alot of effort, he works hard, really hard to make it appear effortless
If by effortless you mean he put no effort into this bit I agree.
The man's a genius, no doubt. He should be prescribed on the NHS, would make anyone laugh/smile.
Rather prophetic. They are prescribing comedy today on the nhs!
@You need a medic anti-vaxxers. Think you got your terms mixed up, oops! 😂
Some of these audience members where in litteral pain from laughter 🤣🤣🤣
I know this was posted 3 years ago but if no one has mentioned it, Kay is using a very clever psychological trick. When it comes to understanding spoken language what we SEE is as important as what we HEAR. That’s why he faces the audience and mouths the misheard lyrics. It guarantees that you will hear what he said you would hear. Brilliant!👍
I don't waste my evenings, even just that little comment, his timing is unbelievable
So much of his talent is the ability to know when to say nothing and let the audience make the connection. Incredible stage work!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
In a documentary about him, a former teacher said the same thing. 🙂
If Peter Kay doesn't make you laugh out loud, you are dead inside !
The man is funny to the bone !
I did…lol… then sent to our Vicar…suggested he turn it off after 4:10, though.
Right, I nearly died watching the car share series, I couldn’t breathe.
The guys is a legend
This will never not be funny!
I never say “just let me state for the record” now. Cheers Peter Kay 🤣
Minute 1:57...Hands-down the hardest I've ever laughed. I continuously revisited that one scene and the roar of the audience makes me laugh even harder.
had me in tears
Its the best part. My lungs hurt so bad
There is an American guy who does an act with misheard lyrics too. You MUST find him on youtube ! And most importantly read ALL the comments. Some of.them will have you laid out on the floor begging for air ! So NOT drink or eat. You have been warned. Dont choke to death !!!
Haven’t laughed so hard in years.
@@RepentfollowJesus are you talking about chris rock lol
That look he gives at 1:59 when that man laughs at ‘starving Ethiopians’ is priceless....
defo a women voice
It's clearly a staged recording.
@@alfredhadesworth9253 Probably, but still funny.
@@alfredhadesworth9253 good job Peter kay is on one then
@@MrRedDeath1 What?
I always come back on a yearly basis just to watch this again and it's like I never even watched it after.
For me, the funniest thing about Peter is his facial expressions. The look he gives the person laughing at starving kids is priceless!
I can’t believe that anyone would not love this performance. Peter is the best there is
The great thing about Peter kay is his comedy is timeless. His stuff will be funny for generations
You'll find that there are plenty round our area (Bolton, Atherton, Leigh, Tyldesley) just like Peter Kay, it's a natural way to be from round here. I'm Bolton born and Atherton brought up, now in Leigh.
@@mancdaz972 I think it's all Northern areas. Salt of the earth.
The audience is even worst laughing at words being changed by syllables ect ( pringle bells pringle bells pringle all the way) not many comedians would get away with it.
He isn't really on TV anymore though.
Manc Daz Farnworth born and bred here! I grew up surrounded by people with Peter’s accent. You’re right - there’s a northern humour that southerners find hard to understand.
I remember first seeing this years ago and laughing my ass off. I still laughed just as hard today 😂 I keep coming back to this skit because it's unbelievably funny and his presentation completely knocks it out of the park 😆
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Just let me staple the vicar😂😂 he is one of the funniest people on earth
That’s all I hear now!
"I Piss Myself" fucking had me! I lost it the most right there!
Love the way he says absolutely nothing about "Every time I think of it I piss myself" 😂
He does on the original edit,, they missed it off here
It’s amazing all he has to do is mime and then look in each direction everyone’s in bits😂
@@suebabington971 It's amazing how they can edit it out and we still mishear it. That's how badly it was sung.
This man is a genius, nearly pissed myself watching.
That pork pie one literally had me on the floor I couldn't stand up 🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I need a good laugh to forget what shit is going on the world, I turn Peter Kay on in a heartbeat.The only medicine I need .Thankyou Peter from the bottom of my heart xx
1:58 Arthur Fleck in the audience...
Omg 😂😂😂
Omg yes 😂😂😂
I’m happy to see that Arthur didn’t stop going to comedy shows
@@Iceteanpizza he wears a lot of makeup now.
'How about another joke peter'
I make a point of watching this every so often. He can be so funny.
I take my hat off 2 the pork pie
For years I thought 'Nights In White Satin' was 'Knights In White Satin', which gives the song a totally different meaning, lol.
Wait.....it's not knights??!
Seriously, I’ve ALWAYS thought it was Knights.
@@iwantthe80sback59 Me too, but that kind of implies kkk right?
@@GameOver-hu1vi wait. It does
@@hannahreynolds7611 Not sure Lord Sugar quite fits in the same gang as the others. I could be wrong but I don't think he like's little boys?
Cannot unhear. Will forever hear these lyrics when these songs play.
Finding out Michael Jackson passed....
That laugh after he said starving Ethiopians sounded like a manic supervillain. Absolutely perfect.
This will never not be funny
yeh but I don't believe he does his own choreography
I adore this guy in every way ... he is just naturally Funny!!!! Just great comedy ... thankyou Peter Kay for making everyone laugh with you!! 😂😂😂😂
And for being a gentle man...
"Your burgers are the best" 😂
Perhaps the funniest part is at 1:57 when the audience member that laughed by himself during the silent moment after Peter mentioned the starving Ethiopians. 🤣
Clearly was a woman not a man 🙄
Part of the act!
I can never hear "we are family" ever again without hearing Peter's version🤣🤣🤣brilliant
It came on in the supermarket last week, & me and my lad who's 12, sang out 'Just let me staple the vicar' 😆😆😆
Omg I can listen to this over and over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Mr. Kay was talking about the "starving Ethiopian", and someone laughed, his reaction was priceless. No comment needed, just the "look".
Hate to break it to ya but it was an organised plant
@@ukkeliskukkelis8971 How would you know that? He, (Mr.Kay), is a great comedian, and i should not think that he needs help with his comedy routine/
It was my mum laughing it definitely wasn’t planted
@@trixibelle480 Your mum ???? lol. How did she feel after that chuckle and that "look", that Mr. Kay gave her? lol. Many thanks young Therese Conway for the update.
Chris Forrest she didn’t really even realise till we watched the recording she just laughed at everything he said the whole show.
Finally, a HD version on TH-cam
Once you hear it, you cannot unhear it
This is hilarious!! - just what I needed on a dreary rainy day. 😂😂😂
Only he can deliver these lines and make them hilarious. No one else could come close. And his expressions are pure genius.
"I don't waste my evenings" 😂😂😂
His reaction to the person laughing at the Ethiopians....genius
I can't believe he did this again for his latest performance. It was hilarious 😂
I used to think "islands in the stream" was "Irelands Industry" ... 🙄🤔
😎👍☘️🍺
I used to sing Ivans Industry
My friends sings, "Pirates in the street, that is what we are..."
😂😂😂
Bahahahahahahaha that made me lol..
Classic!
4:24 'i don't waste my evenings' with that little laugh... One of my favourite Peter Kay's lines ever
You got it!!! I KNEW someone would catch that line, best quote in the entire video.
This man is genius! Incredible comedic timing and such a likeable personality.
When im feeling like shit this is where i go for a laugh and it worked again , thanks so much Peter
Is nobody gonna talk about the guy that laughed on his own
That was staged
Oh rly? Oh, then it’s not that funny any more lol
Doesn't matter if it was staged or not, I laughed when he said Starving Ethiopians. Reminds me of my colleague, who happens to be Ethiopian and eats barely anything per day, a small bag of crisps is all she needs the whole day.
@@livedandletdie
Why does she eat when bare?
Joker
I am the living personification of an Australian Victor Meldrew and even I have to acknowledge the joy this man brings to life.
Same mate😂
I don’t believe it!!
@@enigma_-_79 one of my fav shows ever
This made me cry of laughter! I love these types of videos where misheard lyrics can be made into hilarious jokes! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I can't even see mine let alone kiss it" LOL
This guy would have a field day on the Bad Lip Reading channel.
They need to hire him.
@@dondemitri3760 "They" is actually just "He". One guy.
@@eprimeify2090 The Bad Lip Reading channel is directed/made by one guy? Dang.
Which is where he gets a lot of this from haha
EPrimeify ah, thought it was a male and female
Bonnie Tyler’s, It’s a heartache. My dad thought she sang, It’s a hard egg. Couldn’t listen to it in the same way ever again 😂
OMG! Here I am sitting in Sweden, quietly eating a big chunk of pie, but I laughed so hard that I swallowed and almost choked on it. 😂😂😂 Hard egg? I can not unthink this...
It,s sounds nothing like hard egg
Rhianna Jinks Tell that to my dad!
Yup that would do it 😂
Whenever I am feeling down and out in my work life, I visit this clip and I go back to work the next day and weave extraordinary magic and I suddenly start feeling so high in life. LOL! This is an amazing 6-7 minutes you can spend in your life watching this! In this case, it was not just about the performer. But the audience as well. To see their expressions and their nods and their absolute unfiltered laughter, it just makes you feel so happy. Lol. It is magical actually. This has to be the greatest stand-up comedy clip ever! I still don't understand how Richard Pryor can be considered great! I haven't ever laughed once at Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up acts. I have always felt Dave Chappelle is hugely overrated and unfunny as heck! This clip is GOLD and trust me. I have contributed more than 10,000 views on this clip, as I just keep coming back to this. It is magical.
I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this it's one of my favourites
CCR: there's a bad moon on the rise
Me: there's a bathroom on the right
I was going to mention this one too.
Yes! After I heard a DJ mention misheard lyrics and that song I did more lyrics:
Don't go down hall tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's the bathroom on the right. 🚽😝🤣🤣
In songs with "girl" in it, I like switching it to squirrel.
Uptown Girl becomes Uptown Squirrel. And crazy for this girl becomes crazy for this squirrel.
me too.
There's a Batman on the right.
Impossible not to think of this when you hear any of these songs now. Absolute genius stuff
Peter Kay's delivery and mannerisms really separate him from the pack. The laugh track at the Live Aid bit was genius.
Have watched this so many times, but it never fails to cheer me up!
Peter: “Starving Ethiopians”
Audience Member: *”FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!”*
Someone’s saying that was their mum
I have watched this over 20 times and it still makes me laugh😂😂😂😂
Love love love Peter Kay...I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself! LMAO!!!
My favourite is “I Try” by Macy Gray: “Though I try to hide it, it’s clear - I wore goggles when you were not here”
Either that or ‘Needed Time’ by Yxng Bane: “I need time. Tell my pastry chef” 😂 (credit to Greg James for this one)
I was at this gig... never ever laughed so much in my life!!!
Lucky you. Would have love to have been there. My other biggest regrets are not going to Woodstock[the original] and a Pink Floyd concert.
Me too but I went to see him in Manchester though
Who here loves this man still, I know I do
I do.
Peter Kay has made me laugh for 13 years haha. I'm still yet to see him live.
This happens constantly and I am so glad someone brings it to light...believe me this goes on for years between people and no one wants to be the one to say it...plus now you cannot unhear it and you will always remember that moment you shared when you learned you were not the only one who thought, "doesn't that sound like they are saying...?" hahah
Sadly, I had never heard of Peter Kay before I ran across this video tonight - happily, I ran across this tonight! This guy is hysterical - I needed this - can not recommend this enough - brilliant!
No matter how many times I watch this, its always funny
I haven't laughed like this in ages ! I was literally in tears from laughing so much! This guy is good! Super talented comedian! APPLAUSE! STANDING OVATION ! MORE! MORE! MORE!
The laughs he gets just by moving his head is outstanding. He is that funny!!! 05:13
never really watched peter kay but this is way up there with the funniest thins i've watched