Why? Just why? I'm tired of getting 3-4 words into a comment and seeing that people are just quoting a line I heard 2 feaking minutes earlier. Stop doing this. We all heard him say that and laughed. Has all original thought evacuated the human brain these days? At least you didn't put the timestamp for the quote at the beginning. That would have been *extra* basic ass bitch. Every time a comment starts with quotation marks it now gets downvoted and skipped.
Abilities Superhuman strength, speed, durability, agility, stamina, longevity and reflexes Energy manipulation, absorption, and projection Accelerated healing factor Flight Skilled armed and unarmed combatant As Binary: Ability to travel at the speed of light Radiation generation Energy manipulation Flight/space flight Heat generation Light generation all + "Seventh sense" granting flash precognition+Gravity manipulation in comics
The reason that Female empowering movie cannto be the genderswap of the male, est parce que on n'avais pas version de inspirer Les homes parce que c'etait in partiarch Avant and also there is less sexism contre Les hommes so the male heros have all these unrealistic powers, mais, realistisment you cannot run lighspeed without burning yourself. Also in kill bill even la meileur person with a sword cannot tuer 30 armed guards because they can shoot from far or snipe them. It is a cool show for kids but cannot empower people literally and cannot be an example because they are armed guard but I stil think it it's cool Also, wonder woman is greek Thor and Zeus is the father of all gods and realistically you cannot win a war against ww1 weapon against guns and shells meme Les anglais on gagne la quere des Zulu mais ils avait selement perdu three battle parce que it's avait pas de canon et it's avait que des muskets pas de rifle et pas de machine guns. Comme dans star wars meme si Les storms stopper did not shoot well a sword cannto win a gun fight. especially with planes and cannons and cannot loose to 2ft tall wokies that does not make sense. Or else noitasinoloc would never exist and the British would have lost every war after the armada sta You mean also and these where occupied if you land you can get shot but fly flow you would not and you mean also and they are russe.
@@Firegirl483 sorry if we're going to talk about Captain Marvel then we have to say they because Captain Marvel has been men and women. They have not always been able to break planets in half with your power which is basically what she could do if she feels like it.
Saw the MIB trailer and realised that actually Hemsworth's Thor accent isn't some unique Asgardian thing he thought up... It's .. his best English accent actually.
Little known fact: Astrobiologists agree the Aussie accent and dialect were designed by ancient aliens to sound EXACTLY like their native tongue. There's no other reasonable way to explain Australian slang.
@@maxcovfefe - fair enough, although I thought the Aussie accent was born when a British convict was punched in the face, lost most of his teeth and was then forced to gargle with marbles. I might be wrong though ...
Love how they 'explain' the origin of the Avengers name by telling us that it was Captain Marvels nickname, but then don't explain why it was her nickname. Not exactly the answer to a question Marvel
@@jonsimpson6240 he wasn’t called The First Avenger ever. If you actually watched the movie you would know that, that’s just the name of the movie. And Captain Marvel is not an Avenger but the Avengers would be more powerful if they had her on the team
@@TheGamerProBeardBro captain marvel is not called captain marvel in the movie, that is just the title. She is Carroll Danvers. She is an avenger, to the extent that any of the heroes are. Avenger and avenger associate, like Spiderman, black panther, ant/giant man, the guardians and doctor strange. The title applies to whoever turns up.
Matthew Bennett The Han Solo movie in a nutshell. “how did he get the Solo nickname?” “how did he got his gun?” “how did he started shooting at 2 instead of 1?” “did he had a love interest?” “how did he meet Lando?” “why did he start saying “I have a bad feeling about this?”
The reason that Female empowering movie cannto be the genderswap of the male, est parce que on n'avais pas version de inspirer Les homes parce que c'etait in partiarch Avant and also there is less sexism contre Les hommes so the male heros have all these unrealistic powers, mais, realistisment you cannot run lighspeed without burning yourself. Also in kill bill even la meileur person with a sword cannot tuer 30 armed guards because they can shoot from far or snipe them. It is a cool show for kids but cannot empower people literally and cannot be an example because they are armed guard but I stil think it it's cool Also, wonder woman is greek Thor and Zeus is the father of all gods and realistically you cannot win a war against ww1 weapon against guns and shells meme Les anglais on gagne la quere des Zulu mais ils avait selement perdu three battle parce que it's avait pas de canon et it's avait que des muskets pas de rifle et pas de machine guns. Comme dans star wars meme si Les storms stopper did not shoot well a sword cannto win a gun fight. especially with planes and cannons and cannot loose to 2ft tall wokies that does not make sense. Or else noitasinoloc would never exist and the British would have lost every war after the armada sta You mean also and these where occupied if you land you can get shot but fly flow you would not and you mean also and they are russe.
Well, the cat kept looking one way, and then the other way, so it proved that this was shot out of sequence, which really killed my immersion, but it was super cute, so it's fine.
I'm pretty sure everyone would have a brain would remember what the Tesseract is thanks to Captain America the First Avenger and the first Avengers movie
@@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 Dude those movies were 7 years ago. There are literally children who are probably going to see this movie that are younger than Avengers. Plus, I know it's nutters, but not everyone has seen those movies.
Lol they did it because she had the enemies' colors on her suit so she changed the colors because she was no longer apart of them. And to sell more toys I guess that's it too, haha.
So in Winter Soldier, when Fury said the last time he trusted somebody, they messed up his eye, he meant an alien cat? Alrighty then There, I fixed the whole "person" to "somebody" thing. Kindly vacate my back now.
John Because the movie is American so youd expect everyone to have that accent. Or at least all have the same accent. Having ONE alien character with a different accent is funny.
Just like how they comment that Wonder Woman has a weird accent and that all the other Themoascarians also speak like her. Why does everyone have to be American?
@@PaulRizzo They don't. But you're not understanding the point. As you said ,WW and her people speak the same. They actually did that because Gal can't do any other accent well. They wanted continuity. How does just one alien have an Aussie accent lol? Just him btw. Its space so they can make up whatever they want, but its still funny to people.
@@juggernaut4539 Now I want to play a D&D Barbarian, all sad pondering over a campfire. "My greatest weakness is I can only crush one army at the time."
Well think about he just learned Skrulls exist. Whose is to say that there aren't other aliens like that in the universe? I wouldn't trust a damn person after that being a spy. Also something that looks like a car is actually a walking alien tentacle monster doesn't help either.
This movie clashed with the other movies. Nick Fury learned there was more to the world with the first Thor... but in the mcu, he should've already known by this movies presentation.
@@bern9642 Doesn't explain a thing about the scene. If anything it makes him a fool. When confronted he blames it on Thor. The research they found went back further had to. So one scene made 3 characters into dummys. The best response at that time was partial blame on Thor and Loki... Then go into the part where they aren't alone stating they both know it and hes seen things only about 4 people on that ship could even imagine. Things that make Asgardians look like puppies. (meaning Thor/Loki)
@@Tomgd420 what are those things that make Thor and Loki look like puppies? Thor will wreck those Krees, no problem. Also he was trying to convince people they need avengers, he needs to exaggerated.
Honestly I thought they gave her to much personality.. like ever second she was making an snarky comment that didn't fit her character. She looked like a bad ass dark warrior, but kept throwing a strange smirk with a unneeded comment on something. That said, minus her acting (which I don't understand because she's an great actress) the movie was great, the story was fun and the CGI was beautiful. Hell I'll even state the sounds track was good, usually marvel music (minus winter soldier and Avengers) suck
@@HunterSentinel She is an amazing character who is the first female superhero in the mcu and you're just a troll THANK YOU VERRRRY MUCH Edit: my bad forgot this was the internet where sarcasm has to be wielded like a brick to the face in order to be felt so /s
damn!!!....lost interest in this pitch meeting...was way to interested on how that cat was hugging the writer the entire time. Plot twist...the writer had a cat already printed on his shirt.
They all do. That's what Disney does. It sells merchandise based off their movies. And it's not just Disney. Watch the documentary, "Consuming Kids" to see how marketing to children starts at birth.
Ryan is so brilliant in his merciless dissection of movie weaknesses. Too bad the studios don’t hire him to critique their screenplays and storyboards BEFORE their films are finalized. That cat sure likes him. Who knew he has a cuddly side.
Don't be silly. They throw out the script as soon as they start shooting, because they're too creative to be constrained by screenplays and any planning. Ever since Robert Downey, Jr. ad-libbed one witty line, they all think they have to do it, because, you know, they're so creative.
"So, I suppose Nick Fury will rush to seek medical treatment over his eye that got scratched by an alien cat?" "No, he won't. He'll act like it's no big deal." "Being so cool about losing an eye is TIGHT!"
It actually makes sense. He doesn't want to tell people a cat scratched him, he's a proud guy. Also, it will get people to ask questions about aliens, and that's obviously classified.
*we need to have a cat in the video *why *because *alright *also we need the cat to hug someone *but won’t it be hard to get a cat to hug someone *actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience
From Iron Man 2 which was before first Avengers movie, Nick Fury already told Tony Stark(RDJ) about the Avengers Initiative. Which I guess was what inspired him to say they would AVENGE the world......
4:12 "Anyway so this cat is actually a powerful alien" "Wait a minute, you're holding a powerful alien in your arms right now?" "No, I meant the one in the movie" "Oh, okay, that makes more sense"
Wait until they do Civil War II, where Captain Marvel locks people up before they commit a crime, choosing to ignore statistic and civil rights and instead going with 'mah feelings.'
@@patrioticjustice9040 she was going with a psychic kids premonitions. Which sure while it doesnt sound like the most responsible thing ever she lives in a universe with planet eating monsters, literal god, etc. A kid seeing the future is pretty believable
This is.... basically the entire film. Brilliant. Including the "stop being emotional" refrain to possibly the most poker-faced hero in the pantheon barring Drax :-)
Judging by the way this guy was holding that cat like it was super easy barely an inconvenience, I'd say he's an expert level baby holder with years of experience.
In Air Force fighter pilot culture, if you have a cool sounding call sign without a story to back it up, it means that people don’t really like you. So I’d say it’s lore accurate.
@@GBDubstep Really? That's interesting. So that dude getting the call sign Hot Dog in BSG was actually kind of a big win for him, even though he didn't seem to think so?
@@GBDubstep We may have gotten an origin story on Captain Marvel, but we really didn't get much of a back story on Carol Danvers. We have no idea what she may or may not have done to receive that call sign.
Yep, but people didn't know that before they started ragging on the movie for being some kind of female empowerment thing, which was literally, no personality and a bunch of powers...the male version of female empowerment.
@@viperswhip this. 100% this. This is definitively a male movie. - "stop being so emotional" is like that abusive husband that dismiss everything important the wife has to say because she is "obviously overreacting, must be the menstruation coming".
felipe vaz actually, the moral of the story is that she was stronger when in contact with her own emotions(not that the character reflected that, that was such an expressionless character)
@@cricketcritter8532 It would have been more impactful for them to tell her to "stop being so emotional" if at any point at all during the entire movie she'd have shown more emotions than a plank of wood.
Is anyone else starting to think that they added those " stop being emotional" scenes late to account for Larson's stoic portrayal after the first trailer's criticism
Are we really going to act like there was no attempt to review bomb this movie? How can a movie that is at 69% drop all the way down to a 31% overnight? How can Captain Marvel already have more reviews and ratings then Infinity War did in its entire run? Thats a year worth of reviews in one day. So you guys actually think that those 50,000+ ratings were not bots and people review bombing?
@Hobarth McShane Before reviews got removed, there were more reviews within the first few DAYS of the movie's release than Infinity War has in total. You're a braindead waste of oxygen if you think that the reviews were legitimate.
The end fight was a let down though, it was literally just oh shes reached her full potential, shes invincible. It's a lot easier to cheer for a hero when there's a chance he/she might lose. That's the same reason I didnt like iron man 2, at the end there were no stakes, just let's see how quickly we can take down the villain
After watching so many of Screen Rant's Marvel reviews I realized how many damn plot holes each movie has, why are you even asking this question my guy? At this point you just except it.
As@@justsomejoyousj Says, there are so many potholes that it just doesn't matter anymore. Now phase 3 is done, I think I am too. I'm not pumped for any new releases. Not even interesting.
It happend for WW too when she was casted, only difference is that the Jedi movie united alt right trolls and gave them a victory and now they specifically choose movies and people to ruïn. The fact people are actually giving into these chills who are the same ones that tried to destroy James Gunn says enough about the fish brains people have.
I love how the cat just snuggles up. Apparently getting a cat to participate was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Cats are tight
@@JoseFlores-xc7wu Eww?
@@Diorm 😉
Wasnt hard because hes a paid actor
Diorm woopsie
"What powers does she have?"
"All of them"
LMAO
But when he added that cat I was done.
Why? Just why? I'm tired of getting 3-4 words into a comment and seeing that people are just quoting a line I heard 2 feaking minutes earlier. Stop doing this. We all heard him say that and laughed. Has all original thought evacuated the human brain these days? At least you didn't put the timestamp for the quote at the beginning. That would have been *extra* basic ass bitch. Every time a comment starts with quotation marks it now gets downvoted and skipped.
@@davidmurphy1207 You. You need a TH-cam break.
@@davidmurphy1207 Wowowowowow! Ignoring quotes from the video must of be super hard, huh A major inconvenience for you, even?
Abilities
Superhuman strength, speed, durability, agility, stamina, longevity and reflexes
Energy manipulation, absorption, and projection
Accelerated healing factor
Flight
Skilled armed and unarmed combatant
As Binary:
Ability to travel at the speed of light
Radiation generation
Energy manipulation
Flight/space flight
Heat generation
Light generation
all + "Seventh sense" granting flash precognition+Gravity manipulation in comics
I want to see Alita's eyes when they do the pitch meeting for Alita: battle angel
mirradric They should make her eyes regular size
You and me both! I've been saying that since the trailers for it dropped!
I am guessing either normal-sized, or SUPER HUGE!!!
@@miliyn17 I was thinking the same thing lol
Make the eyes tiny
I think the whole screen will be just eyes 😂
Marvel: So what powers are we giving Captain Marvel?
Writers: Yes.
so fresh
And she she shows up next with all her powers? Barley does a thing...
Barely an inconvenience
The power of SpAcEShIp
The reason that Female empowering movie cannto be the genderswap of the male, est parce que on n'avais pas version de inspirer Les homes parce que c'etait in partiarch Avant and also there is less sexism contre Les hommes so the male heros have all these unrealistic powers, mais, realistisment you cannot run lighspeed without burning yourself.
Also in kill bill even la meileur person with a sword cannot tuer 30 armed guards because they can shoot from far or snipe them. It is a cool show for kids but cannot empower people literally and cannot be an example because they are armed guard but I stil think it it's cool
Also, wonder woman is greek Thor and Zeus is the father of all gods and realistically you cannot win a war against ww1 weapon against guns and shells meme Les anglais on gagne la quere des Zulu mais ils avait selement perdu three battle parce que it's avait pas de canon et it's avait que des muskets pas de rifle et pas de machine guns. Comme dans star wars meme si Les storms stopper did not shoot well a sword cannto win a gun fight. especially with planes and cannons and cannot loose to 2ft tall wokies that does not make sense. Or else noitasinoloc would never exist and the British would have lost every war after the armada sta
You mean also and these where occupied if you land you can get shot but fly flow you would not and you mean also and they are russe.
“So what’s her personality like?”
“No”
“That works!”
????
A bitch
@@route1042 grow up
@@thedeathlyfanta3171 fan boy
@@route1042 stop being a douche
"What are her powers now?"
"All of them."
LMFAO!!!!!
Writers: How many powers do you want?
Brie: Yes.
Facts 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Wowowow
She's always been pretty powerful
@@Firegirl483 sorry if we're going to talk about Captain Marvel then we have to say they because Captain Marvel has been men and women. They have not always been able to break planets in half with your power which is basically what she could do if she feels like it.
"Being inexplicably Australian is tight."
Thank you. From an inexplicable Australian.
Well ok then
Saw the MIB trailer and realised that actually Hemsworth's Thor accent isn't some unique Asgardian thing he thought up... It's .. his best English accent actually.
Little known fact: Astrobiologists agree the Aussie accent and dialect were designed by ancient aliens to sound EXACTLY like their native tongue. There's no other reasonable way to explain Australian slang.
@@maxcovfefe - fair enough, although I thought the Aussie accent was born when a British convict was punched in the face, lost most of his teeth and was then forced to gargle with marbles. I might be wrong though ...
Now, how would you characterize being inexplicably Australian? Is it any level of easy, and practically devoid of inconvenience?
No joke, this got 100% more entertaining with the cat.
0 x 100% = 0
To someone who likes cats, not everyone
And the "Where were you keeping that?" had me howling
Yeah, i've been look at the cat since it is on
Entertaining cats are TIGHT!
Meanwhile, in a alternate universe:
"The Carols Infinity War"
Alternate? Lol
Basically endgame
That's not an alternative reality
That's 2019
lmao I get it!
Melissa McBride has no idea what the hell is going on in the most wonderful way.
Okay Ryan, bring the cat back. We don’t care about anything else.
Love how they 'explain' the origin of the Avengers name by telling us that it was Captain Marvels nickname, but then don't explain why it was her nickname. Not exactly the answer to a question Marvel
Also retcons "Captain America: the first avenger"
Asking questions is sexist.
@@jonsimpson6240 he wasn’t called The First Avenger ever. If you actually watched the movie you would know that, that’s just the name of the movie. And Captain Marvel is not an Avenger but the Avengers would be more powerful if they had her on the team
@@TheGamerProBeardBro captain marvel is not called captain marvel in the movie, that is just the title. She is Carroll Danvers.
She is an avenger, to the extent that any of the heroes are. Avenger and avenger associate, like Spiderman, black panther, ant/giant man, the guardians and doctor strange. The title applies to whoever turns up.
@@jonsimpson6240 The Guardians Of The Galaxy or anyone like that are not Avengers, don’t get that mixed up
Not gonna lie but that cat made everything more entertaining.
Like the damn cat was the only thing entertaining
Only good thing in movie
Indeed
Personally, I really wasn't onboard with this video even until there was a cat.
*Producer guy after seeing the kitty*
--- BEST DAY EVER 🥰. lmao
Captain Marvel: where's Fury?
Black Widow: where's my movie?
Coming next year!
Okay that's freaking hilarious how Black Widow is slowly becoming a meme because of Captain Marvel 😂
In Pre Production.
@@rubykewb
Two years later.....
"Now fans are gonna finally know where that name came from."
"Were fans wondering that?"
"... No."
"Well ok then."
'Were* fans'
Seems an incredibly contrived plot point. But then, this is all fantasy anyhow.
This had me laughing the hardest
@@30noir you changed nothing
5:05 "fans are finally going to know [x]"
"Did fans want to know [x]?"
"No"
A description of every prequel story we've gotten recently.
""fans are finally going to know [x]"
-"Did fans want to know [x]?"-"No"" cliché *ding*
Matthew Bennett The Han Solo movie in a nutshell.
“how did he get the Solo nickname?”
“how did he got his gun?”
“how did he started shooting at 2 instead of 1?”
“did he had a love interest?”
“how did he meet Lando?”
“why did he start saying “I have a bad feeling about this?”
@@Domihork Jeremy makes a pop culture ref-
I love that you put [x]. Wish more people did that
I had just been dying to know why Han Solo calls Chewbacca "Chewie"!
That is the most calm well-behaved cat I've ever seen. I kept doing double takes to see if it was real lol
if a cat is used to handled it will behave like this. Had a friend who had a cat that would calmly lay on his shoulders as he walked around.
The sequel is called "Captain Marvel: Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience"
No No No! We can't call it that! It might be viewed as sexist!
Snapper314 don’t worry it’s dc’s captain marvel
@@Snapper314 so what you're saying is.... "Captain Marvel: Tight"?
Ronald Bryan Domingo Oh no, that's even worse. How about Captain Marvel: Get Off My Back
Captain Marvel: Mary Sue
"So what's Captain Marvel's power?"
"Yes."
"All of them."
And she's still weaker than Thor LMFAOO!!!
You clearly have no idea how that joke works, do you?
@@michaelsong5555 it's barely if ever funny even when executed correctly.
@@Theycallmethek3 At this point, yeah. It's been overused.
“Let’s not overdo it...”
“No, lets overdo it.”
“Oh, ok then.”
😂
In fact let's get real heavy handed with it
Oh very un-subtle!
@@icecoldchilipreppers I'm sorry, I didn't wanna bring this up but heavy-handedness runs in my family.
The reason that Female empowering movie cannto be the genderswap of the male, est parce que on n'avais pas version de inspirer Les homes parce que c'etait in partiarch Avant and also there is less sexism contre Les hommes so the male heros have all these unrealistic powers, mais, realistisment you cannot run lighspeed without burning yourself.
Also in kill bill even la meileur person with a sword cannot tuer 30 armed guards because they can shoot from far or snipe them. It is a cool show for kids but cannot empower people literally and cannot be an example because they are armed guard but I stil think it it's cool
Also, wonder woman is greek Thor and Zeus is the father of all gods and realistically you cannot win a war against ww1 weapon against guns and shells meme Les anglais on gagne la quere des Zulu mais ils avait selement perdu three battle parce que it's avait pas de canon et it's avait que des muskets pas de rifle et pas de machine guns. Comme dans star wars meme si Les storms stopper did not shoot well a sword cannto win a gun fight. especially with planes and cannons and cannot loose to 2ft tall wokies that does not make sense. Or else noitasinoloc would never exist and the British would have lost every war after the armada sta
You mean also and these where occupied if you land you can get shot but fly flow you would not and you mean also and they are russe.
4:25 the incredible cuteness of that cat giving Ryan a big hug totally killed my suspension of disbelief.
Well, the cat kept looking one way, and then the other way, so it proved that this was shot out of sequence, which really killed my immersion, but it was super cute, so it's fine.
@@JacobL228the cat was just doing what he thought would be best for the scene
"JK we stopped caring about them 5 years ago"
"Oh I was wondering why you brought them up"
I'm pretty sure everyone would have a brain would remember what the Tesseract is thanks to Captain America the First Avenger and the first Avengers movie
@@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 yup...and here they made it an ugly alien's food who was is in disguise of cute cat.😑
@@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 Dude those movies were 7 years ago. There are literally children who are probably going to see this movie that are younger than Avengers. Plus, I know it's nutters, but not everyone has seen those movies.
@@dcmarvelcomicfans9458 tbf, Pegasus was named in IM2
We'll change her costume colors.
Why?
To sell more versions of toys.
Oh, I love you!
Typical producer!!!! TIGHT
lincoln3307 just like star wars, and any other marvel characters..iron man got almost 50 different suits
AND I WANEM ALL
Lol they did it because she had the enemies' colors on her suit so she changed the colors because she was no longer apart of them. And to sell more toys I guess that's it too, haha.
I get this is a joke, but it symbolizes her character change
So in Winter Soldier, when Fury said the last time he trusted somebody, they messed up his eye, he meant an alien cat? Alrighty then
There, I fixed the whole "person" to "somebody" thing. Kindly vacate my back now.
Apparently so. I was expecting it to be a Skrull, but nooo...
Lol
It would've been much better if the Coulson Skrull did it towards the end of the movie
@@jomama7933 But less weird/funny.
the cat was deceiving though...
That cat is so cute look at how its hugging him oh my god
My cats could never 😂
I have just recently found these Pitch Meetings and now I love them all.
i've watched like 20 of them in the last few days. they never get old.
@@MrSGL21 I have watched 20 of them in last hours🙄
@@MrSGL21 Same
so why dont you marry them all
Welcome to the club
Find yourself a girl who hugs you the way Ryan's cat hugs him 🥰
Its actually a rental
@@jerkoardalic just like my women 😉
@@ThaSlymes ......
Jerko Ardalić no it’s not 🤣🤣
@@ThaSlymes 🤣🤣🤣
He's from space Australia. It's like Australia but in space.
Someones seen an abridged version I see ;) Thumbs up for that.
I did!...I understood that reference.
Im guessing Australian space is like regular space, but upside down?
Tfs always gets a like
GO SPAICE BRONCOS.
The cat was funny as hell. The cat needs to be in future pitch meeting videos. The cat's dialogue was pure gold.
Are you saying the cat’s dialogue was purr-fect? (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
The cat was really that funny?? 🤔
Personally, I thought the cat overemoted.
I don't remember what they were saying for the last 2 minutes because there was a cat.
And some super-messed-up cat position continuity errors.
Lol
Wait... wait... they were still talking?
That's exactly what they did with captain marvel. They use the cat to distract us from the boring scenes
Am I the only person who can't help but notice that the cat is constantly pissed off about this situation it finds itself in?
Ryan’s super power: pacifying cats while they’re being held.
It's his cat right?
Why is it weird that the alien is Australian, but not that everyone in space is apparently from the states
John
Because the movie is American so youd expect everyone to have that accent. Or at least all have the same accent. Having ONE alien character with a different accent is funny.
If everyone in space are from states then why wouldn't Australian alien be weird?
Just like how they comment that Wonder Woman has a weird accent and that all the other Themoascarians also speak like her. Why does everyone have to be American?
@@PaulRizzo They don't. But you're not understanding the point. As you said ,WW and her people speak the same. They actually did that because Gal can't do any other accent well. They wanted continuity. How does just one alien have an Aussie accent lol? Just him btw. Its space so they can make up whatever they want, but its still funny to people.
@@PaulRizzo Uh, "everyone" isn't American.
I did get considerably more happy when Ryan’s cat showed up
Cats are tight!
Shazam Pitch Meeting intro:
So you have a Captain Marvel script for me?
Gets fired by DC
σмg ℓσℓ
I don't get it
NO NO NO NO NO
No sir , marvel already made a better one
"Captain Marvel's greatest weakness is that she has too many galaxies to save? . . . Well okay then."
That's exactly what my friend (who likes cap marvel) said when I asked about character flaws.
I'd say her greatest weakness is that everytime she said a joke I felt like gagging
@@coletango1537 That sounds like it is your greatest weakness.
@@coletango1537
Isnt that more like your greatest weakness? Lol
@@juggernaut4539 Now I want to play a D&D Barbarian, all sad pondering over a campfire. "My greatest weakness is I can only crush one army at the time."
Oh man, bingewatching Pitch Meetings is tight!
- But isn't it rough, watching hours on end?
No it was super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
Haha yup, binging them as well!
Haha ok then 😁
Yeah yeah yeah!
BaReLy aN INconVIeNiEnCe
Same here
The "I get knocked down" joke was freaking perfect.
The Carol Initiative would have been better...
Carols Assemble.... Let's let that manager know how we feel about his service.
Sounds more like the Karen Initiative
@@metaLungiez you must be a very creative person /s
Just imagine the Christmas-related titles they could have too.
Captain America: The First Carol
Captain America: The Winter Solstice
I'm from Space Australia. Space Brisbane to be exact. Go Space Broncos!
We get it , you're from Space Australia.
Danieru00 DBZ abridged 😏
Space hulu
Seizure procedure!
It's pronounced spayce
“Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye”
So the person he trusted was a f*cking cat?
Dammit, marvel.
AND it gave him trust issues????? But he kept the cat around and still loved it????
Ooopsie!
Well think about he just learned Skrulls exist. Whose is to say that there aren't other aliens like that in the universe? I wouldn't trust a damn person after that being a spy.
Also something that looks like a car is actually a walking alien tentacle monster doesn't help either.
He was saying it like the person he trusted did it.
@@koyinproductions9053
Well Goose did save his ass, and could sense a skrull from Kree. Why wouldn't he trust Goose?
This movie clashed with the other movies. Nick Fury learned there was more to the world with the first Thor... but in the mcu, he should've already known by this movies presentation.
I mean learning about aliens would be shocking indeed. Learning one of them is actually Thor from Norse mythology, would be a totally different level.
@@theyux1 "We learned that not only are we not alone in the universe, but that we are hopelessly and hilariously outgunned"
-Nick Fury : Thor
@@TexZenMaster nick fury lies a lot
@@bern9642
Doesn't explain a thing about the scene. If anything it makes him a fool. When confronted he blames it on Thor. The research they found went back further had to. So one scene made 3 characters into dummys.
The best response at that time was partial blame on Thor and Loki... Then go into the part where they aren't alone stating they both know it and hes seen things only about 4 people on that ship could even imagine. Things that make Asgardians look like puppies. (meaning Thor/Loki)
@@Tomgd420 what are those things that make Thor and Loki look like puppies? Thor will wreck those Krees, no problem.
Also he was trying to convince people they need avengers, he needs to exaggerated.
"Well sometimes she makes clever remarks and does a little smirk like this - :/"
"Oh, well that should be enough personality, right?"
"I hope so...."
So true!
I kept waiting for her to remember her personality, but then the movie ended before that memory came back to her
Honestly I thought they gave her to much personality.. like ever second she was making an snarky comment that didn't fit her character. She looked like a bad ass dark warrior, but kept throwing a strange smirk with a unneeded comment on something.
That said, minus her acting (which I don't understand because she's an great actress) the movie was great, the story was fun and the CGI was beautiful. Hell I'll even state the sounds track was good, usually marvel music (minus winter soldier and Avengers) suck
AK V yea I felt like it was bad directing and writing for her cause she should’ve just stayed a badass with no smart comments
@@shortstuff780 I liked her acting, but I feel like every female marvel hero has the same "personality" - snarky comments and smirks, lol.
She is way overpowered. They have to send her away to save other galaxies so that any plot can work on earth.
AncientEsper I think they sent her away because she would have ruined Endgame if she was in it any longer.
@@mattbrown1897 duh, that's what he said
She’s also too boring to be worth any screen time.
Hunter Hagen Don’t let her hear you say that 🤫
@@HunterSentinel She is an amazing character who is the first female superhero in the mcu and you're just a troll THANK YOU VERRRRY MUCH
Edit: my bad forgot this was the internet where sarcasm has to be wielded like a brick to the face in order to be felt so /s
Ryan's cat really likes Ryan. Good for him. Also, you can tell in what order the scenes were shot based on the cat's position.
Has anyone noticed his beard is bigger when he is the pitcher
No, never noticed.
K Otis what do you mean? There’s only 1 pitcher, and some other studio producer guy..?
... are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
Being the catcher is tight!
Tim Jones ye you’re thinkings tight
“Oh, being inexplicably Australian is Tight!”
damn!!!....lost interest in this pitch meeting...was way to interested on how that cat was hugging the writer the entire time.
Plot twist...the writer had a cat already printed on his shirt.
Not gonna lie you got me in the first half
Same here. The cat was so sweet and cute
😻😻😻
@@davincidfs4222 pitch meetings are my reasons to live😂😂
I love how the kitty just hugged Ryan the whole time lol...kitty hugs are tight !
"Why does she need to do that" So we can sell different versions of her toys" "oh i love you so much"
They all do. That's what Disney does. It sells merchandise based off their movies. And it's not just Disney. Watch the documentary, "Consuming Kids" to see how marketing to children starts at birth.
@@DonnaBrooks Well yeah, of course they do.
@@DonnaBrooks well everybody loves money right?
A producer who wants money is tight!
"And there's a cat"
"Oh, there's a cat ?"
*cat shows up*
Me: **distracted**
"Where did that cat come from, and why does it smell like ass, and not its own ass?"
@@commandercaptain4664 it's extremely specific that you know these smells that accurately. But okay.
Ya same, I couldnt focus on anything they said in the last part
Shut up bitch
@@mr.bigglesworth2952 who hurt you.
What are her powers now
All of them
😂😂😂
Whoops
What are her powers?
...yes...
@@B.Moore-Ready whoopsie
The real question is... what ARENT her powers?
The ability to hate white men
Ryan is so brilliant in his merciless dissection of movie weaknesses. Too bad the studios don’t hire him to critique their screenplays and storyboards BEFORE their films are finalized.
That cat sure likes him. Who knew he has a cuddly side.
Don't be silly. They throw out the script as soon as they start shooting, because they're too creative to be constrained by screenplays and any planning. Ever since Robert Downey, Jr. ad-libbed one witty line, they all think they have to do it, because, you know, they're so creative.
@@harrymills2770 which line is that?
@@altairscauldron9776"I am Iron Man" at the end of the first Iron-Man was ad-libbed, so maybe they mean that one
"Were fans wondering that?"
"No"
*Exactly.*
faka you han solo!
Are we just going to ignore how that cat is hugging him?
The cat looks cgi
The cat is super cute.
Feels like half the comments are about the cat hugging him..... :)
I try and ignore all cats
Mate everyone is talking about it what are you on about
"I'm just kidding, we stopped caring about those people like 5 years ago!"
Exactly HAHA
2:57 "let's not overdue it"
"No no no no no, let's overdue it"
Could go for the entire movie!
OverDO*
"She has to change her costume first"
"Why does she have to do that?"
"So we can sell different versions of her toys"
"Oh I love you so much"
I too watched the video
@@swornsword1083 oh good, otherwise you might not get it
Best part is nobody cared about the movie or toys and they were on clearance racks across america right away.
"So, I suppose Nick Fury will rush to seek medical treatment over his eye that got scratched by an alien cat?"
"No, he won't. He'll act like it's no big deal."
"Being so cool about losing an eye is TIGHT!"
It actually makes sense. He doesn't want to tell people a cat scratched him, he's a proud guy. Also, it will get people to ask questions about aliens, and that's obviously classified.
@@mannyverse6158 ,they had a medical examiner do an autopsy on a skroll body. He could of seen a doctor.
COULD HAVE! HAVE FOR FUCKS SAKE!@@Kenny-wr3ky
@@NiGhTm4r389 stop shouting your hurting my ears.
Right? That's part of what bothered me, too... NICK FURY prefers to play it cool when he lost an eye? Makes 0 sense to me...
*we need to have a cat in the video
*why
*because
*alright
*also we need the cat to hug someone
*but won’t it be hard to get a cat to hug someone
*actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience
To quote Mark Twain: When a man loves a cat, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.
So this is basically CinemaSins but 10x better
I kind wish cinemasin kept doing the "arguing with myself"
1000x better*
Especially for this movie in particular; the CinaSins Captain Marvel episode is basically a commercial for the movie.
Like CinemaSins except if he actually paid even a little bit of attention to the movie lol
@@simpsonman956 lmao yup
THERE'S A CAT AND HE KEPT HIM UNTIL THE END!!!! WHAT A DAY WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!!
cats are tight
It's his cat right?? so cute!!
I remember RDJ saying to Loki, If we can't save the world we will damn sure AVENGE it.
From Iron Man 2 which was before first Avengers movie, Nick Fury already told Tony Stark(RDJ) about the Avengers Initiative. Which I guess was what inspired him to say they would AVENGE the world......
@@Enyo.Speaks unless I missed it, I didn't ever see Carol 'avenger' Danvers on the side of her airplane.
@@tylerdurden4741 yeah, you missed it
@@soulation what issue did that appear in. I didn't read a lot of Carol Danvers capt marvel.
@@tylerdurden4741 oh, you was talking about the comic. In that case, I have no idea.
4:12
"Anyway so this cat is actually a powerful alien"
"Wait a minute, you're holding a powerful alien in your arms right now?"
"No, I meant the one in the movie"
"Oh, okay, that makes more sense"
*mentions cat*
*hopes for cat appearance
*cat appears*
This show delivers!
I am pleased :) 🐱
I can't wait until the Carol Initiative becomes a thing!
The Marvel Christmas special with all the Avengers going door-to-door singing.
Wait until they do Civil War II, where Captain Marvel locks people up before they commit a crime, choosing to ignore statistic and civil rights and instead going with 'mah feelings.'
@@patrioticjustice9040 she was going with a psychic kids premonitions. Which sure while it doesnt sound like the most responsible thing ever she lives in a universe with planet eating monsters, literal god, etc. A kid seeing the future is pretty believable
Goose is Going to Beat Thanos
Change my Mind
The claw scratch on Thanos face is goose's claw .
SUPERGIRL The Second Last Kryptonian I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO SAY THIS
HELL YEAH!
Plot twist
Goose is the main villain for Endgame.
Goose is instantly the most powerful character in the MCU, stronger than thanos. No questions.
@@marvelousmadmen832 no joke, seriously.
"Why does she need to change costume colors?"
"So we can sell different versions of her toys!"
"Oh I love you so much."
Man, he works fast. Captain Marvel released just 4 days ago
he released the Endgame video 2 days after release
I saw. It is cool isn't it
It was super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Well they're doing his job for him by releasing shitty scripts
" So you have an Avengers commercial for me"
So you have an Avengers commercial for me. LOL
Like in dhat cigarette commercial, “You/ve come a looooong way, baby..”
Can we just appreciate the fact that Ryan filmed both parts at different times with different beard lengths?!?!!
"Oh no, the Australian!"
As an Australian, I can confirm that this is the correct way to greet us if you are not an Australian.
Jk. Maybe.
I love the cat hugging him through half the video! Yep, cats make everything more awesome! :D
So cute!
i think you meant to say that "Cats are tight".
"She gets knocked down then gets back up again"
"Does she drink a whiskey drink then a vodka drink?"
LOL
Tubthumping
Well, as long as she isn't getting knocked UP.
That had me dying
2:15 "So we can sell different versions of her toys! . Oh I love you so much!"
This is.... basically the entire film. Brilliant. Including the "stop being emotional" refrain to possibly the most poker-faced hero in the pantheon barring Drax :-)
Duskybatfishgirl yeah, but Drax has a personality.
Drax wasn't poker faced, what are you talking about?
john waynes ghost thought she was a bit too stoic in this movie,...
Her being called emotional while she cold as hell is probably an analogy for street harrasement. Shove the feminist victimization all the way down
I mean, did no one watch the Kavanagh hearings? A highly emotional man telling a stoic woman to stop being emotional is pretty standard life.
Judging by the way this guy was holding that cat like it was super easy barely an inconvenience, I'd say he's an expert level baby holder with years of experience.
SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE
*everybody cheers*
WHERE WAS IT?! They had one job!
So then what are her powers now?....all of them
Yeah yeah yeah
Says CM about everything
The "not calling Carol earlier" coukd have been fixed if they had shown her giving the pager to talos . Then talos triigers it when HE is being dusted
Yes
Or they could've just..... not introduced such an awful character.
I like my idea better I think. Doesn't quite ruin the entire MCU Timeline.
Funny to think that Fury's trust issues first started because of a cat...
you ever one a cat? those fers will betray you the moment it comes to them.
Correction: It was an Flerken. A very dangerous creature.
How about he tells people that instead of...you know, telling the truth ?
@@Rbills02 A cat. In a cat form. A cat. -_-
Sakura CardCaptor r/woooosh
So you have an "Avengers Commercial for me?"...Captain Marvel in a nutshell.
That Cat is hugging Ryan....im so jealous 😭😍😭😍
Why is the test pilots nickname "avenger"? She literally never went to combat
In Air Force fighter pilot culture, if you have a cool sounding call sign without a story to back it up, it means that people don’t really like you. So I’d say it’s lore accurate.
@@GBDubstep What's hilarious is when you run into a baby lieutenant who thinks he can change his call sign to something cooler.
@@GBDubstep Really? That's interesting. So that dude getting the call sign Hot Dog in BSG was actually kind of a big win for him, even though he didn't seem to think so?
In top gun ice man was anything but cool in situations that needed it
@@GBDubstep We may have gotten an origin story on Captain Marvel, but we really didn't get much of a back story on Carol Danvers. We have no idea what she may or may not have done to receive that call sign.
"What are her powers now?"
"Just uh... all of them."
The 'Tubthumping' lyrics drop was genius!
It was... wait for it... super easy, barely an inconvenience.
What’s her personality:
*FEMALE*
Yep, but people didn't know that before they started ragging on the movie for being some kind of female empowerment thing, which was literally, no personality and a bunch of powers...the male version of female empowerment.
@@viperswhip this. 100% this. This is definitively a male movie.
- "stop being so emotional" is like that abusive husband that dismiss everything important the wife has to say because she is "obviously overreacting, must be the menstruation coming".
felipe vaz actually, the moral of the story is that she was stronger when in contact with her own emotions(not that the character reflected that, that was such an expressionless character)
@@cricketcritter8532 It would have been more impactful for them to tell her to "stop being so emotional" if at any point at all during the entire movie she'd have shown more emotions than a plank of wood.
Victor Magoço And you don’t think that’s absolutely ridiculous and a horrible life lesson for anyone, especially women?
5 years later and we know it wasn't Trolls. This was Disney's first real misstep in the MCU
"What are her powers now?"
- "All of them."
I died xD
I will admit, the cat did make things better.
How.......?
dieforme666 because I wrote it in the script
Where were you keeping that cat?
@@dieforme666 that's what I said
Definitely!
Yo- lets make a movie about captains...and marvel
director- huh
Lol
Is anyone else starting to think that they added those " stop being emotional" scenes late to account for Larson's stoic portrayal after the first trailer's criticism
@@kzarkage absolutely
@@kzarkage Aren't they like most of the way done with the movie at that point?
because Carol Denvers was the "First Avenger" and you know... Not that guy that was "The First Avenger" *title of said movie*
*GOOSE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
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. _SPOILER ALERT_
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*NICK FURY'S EYE HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
I already watched the movie it's dope
That was a great scene XD
I didnt see the movie yet. Does he really lose an eye to a cat? Thats super lame.
NathienSK it’s a flerken but yeah he basically loses his eye to a cat
Losing an eye to a cat is tight.
5:02 killed me😂
Were fans wondering that?
... no 😂
"Using International Woman's Day for Marketing is tight!"
"Thanosing thousands of reviews because they didn't like it is tight!"
Thanosing
Blaming trolls for bad reviews is thight!
Not mentioning the actress racist and sexist remarks is TIGHT!
Are we really going to act like there was no attempt to review bomb this movie?
How can a movie that is at 69% drop all the way down to a 31% overnight?
How can Captain Marvel already have more reviews and ratings then Infinity War did in its entire run? Thats a year worth of reviews in one day.
So you guys actually think that those 50,000+ ratings were not bots and people review bombing?
@Hobarth McShane Before reviews got removed, there were more reviews within the first few DAYS of the movie's release than Infinity War has in total. You're a braindead waste of oxygen if you think that the reviews were legitimate.
The way it was snuggling on your shoulder was so cute! Reminds me of my own cats, that are in another country atm
The end fight was a let down though, it was literally just oh shes reached her full potential, shes invincible. It's a lot easier to cheer for a hero when there's a chance he/she might lose. That's the same reason I didnt like iron man 2, at the end there were no stakes, just let's see how quickly we can take down the villain
Fury: Last time i trusted someone i lost an eye.
Fury to himself: DAMN YOU CAT!!!
also Fury - "I love this cat :)" - Trust issues, yeah.
Never, trust, cats.
3 words, 7 syllables, 21 letters.
Say it and I’m yours.
“Barely an inconvenience.”
3, 7, 21
3 x 7 = 21
**Gasp**
Ayyy doll fiddler! Ryan’s more intelligent than we thought. His comedic cover as all studio directors and screen writers is just a cover...
8 syllables*
Renegade no, it’s 7 syllables
Bare-ly an in-con-ven-ience
@@pizza_tony374 Yeah he was thinking ba-rel-y. I was too tbh.
"Barely an inconvenience"
That sums up this entire movie.
And how did they get the Tesseract?
After watching so many of Screen Rant's Marvel reviews I realized how many damn plot holes each movie has, why are you even asking this question my guy? At this point you just except it.
As@@justsomejoyousj
Says, there are so many potholes that it just doesn't matter anymore.
Now phase 3 is done, I think I am too.
I'm not pumped for any new releases. Not even interesting.
-Where was the women hating internet for Wonder Woman and Alita?
-I don't know!
-Oh, well then
People have to care about Alita to hate it. People don't care about Alita.
It was around plenty for wonder woman though.
It happend for WW too when she was casted, only difference is that the Jedi movie united alt right trolls and gave them a victory and now they specifically choose movies and people to ruïn. The fact people are actually giving into these chills who are the same ones that tried to destroy James Gunn says enough about the fish brains people have.
Kris dude what the hell are you talking about there is no great collection of trolls planing attacks people actually didn’t like this movie
@@helplesslylost5903 Weird that it's beating tracking then.
Jeff Fecke cause a lot of people didn’t like the movie