He's the most fucked over character in FF series...like how the hell do you lose the love of your life to sick psychopath who only sees people as experiment subjects?
Someone tell me how Hojo does it. Not only did he have a bunch of hot chicks plastered on him at Costa del Sol, but he also had freakin' Lucrecia as his woman back in the day... what?
Hojo:''Valentine... Thinking of that turk again... What does he have that I dont!?'' Lucrecia: ''....'' ''.... A first name...'' LOL I'm still laughing at that one!!!
This date scene made Hojo look at least lovable enough to really fall for him and maybe imagine having kids with this scientist. He seems human in this scene (and actually the rest of the original game), while in CC and DOC he's just insane.
This is actually quite a sad story according to the FFVII story. Hojo - a mad scientist. He is the one responsible for all evil in that world. Think of it - ShinRa would've lost the Wutai-war if not for Sephiroth/Hojo's super warrior creation.
Hojo a loser? He won the girl over Vincent; created the fan girl tastic Sephiroth and is head of the ShinRa science department! Come on, you gotta give him some credit for all that! Hojo's one of the greatest, most interesting characters of the game!
This has to be the funniest date scene! I laughed hysterically at: "Sick on the what?!" "Doesn't the name remind you of flowers?" "... the kid's gonna be gay for sure..."
I used the "young" Hojo model that you see in the Vincent/Lucrecia/Hojo flashback. Hence the joke: "I'll have hair extensions before we call him Sephiroth!"
"Waht's he got that I haven't?" "A first name" XD that really had me roaring in laughter. Too bad Hojo has always been considered a bad guy and according to the rule he can have only a last name, like all the bad guys in console RPG... I love that you brought up "it's the mark of an intellectual" (the reply coming after was priceless XD)
"How about Sephiroth?" "Thats the stupidest name I've ever heard!!" Welp there's gonna be a song where you don't understand any of it except that name soooooo yeaahhhhh....
Lucrecia: "I've been reading a lot of Kabbala lately- well... skimming the pictures, at least- and I found the prettiest word. I think I will name our child it."
"We are not giving the first super human, a Cetra equivalent, a God amongst men; a pansy sounding name!!" Idk, sounds pretty intimidating to me... Edit: Hojo: "What's he got that i haven't?" YOU TELL ME
Lucrecia got Vincent on the brain 24/7 and the first name she wants to name her unborn child Vincent! Hmmm! I see no doubt the name of his father hey! Well ya not fooling me square. All that is proof enough Vincent is the child’s father . Hojo has no romantic bones in his body his love is only towards one thing science this video shows clear who the baby daddy is and she says Vincent’s name more times then Hojo can count he even wonders why she keep bringing him up. Some scientist he is if you can’t figured that out something is wrong.
I think I laughed way too much at this xD. But, my gosh this was just awesome..and funny!! 8D Especially the "...The kids gonna be gay for sure" and "I had a hamster named Sephiroth" xD
To those of you who know Vexen from Kingdom heart, how much do you wanna bet that he is Hojo's nobody considering that he is just as crazed and f****** as Hojo is with his experiments? Besides that, they both sound like creeps.
@BekKalin (...cont'd) but lucrecia found him and implanted chaos in him as a way to control the monsters. So he's godlike after sephiroth is in the fetus stage and has jenova in him a question, what do you mean by stigma? and really, it's cloud who defeats every trace of sephiroth, anybody could be in your party at that time. just sometings i thouht i should point out.
How flattering. =_= O.K, I've got a forum now, check the description for a link. The Gold Saucer date vote has opened again, but I'm only counting the votes inside the official thread for it in the forum. Keeps everything in one place and gives you guys incentive to sign up ;)
Now I have played VII and beaten it alot of times, I have never seen the scene where Zack gets killed, nor the part where WHats her name and Vincent talk and shit. can anyone tell me how to get that scene. Reason I ask on this video is because the no. of viewers.
The Lucretia flashback cutscenes in dirge of Cerberus would’ve been better if they had context to why she changes up on Vincent .also if all the flashback scenes where a playable chapter and that’s how Vincent’s gets the strength to move on. By dreaming the entire chapter. Maybe remake will redeem her . Just wanted to throw this out here as a fan
OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!! Ive never played FF7 before, just Dirge of Cerberus. And after seeing how Hojo was in that game, I never saw this coming! LOL XD!!!!!!!!!
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"...the kid's gonna be gay for sure..." laughed way too hard with that xDD
Me too XD
she prefer old guy
vincent : *heartbroken*
He's the most fucked over character in FF series...like how the hell do you lose the love of your life to sick psychopath who only sees people as experiment subjects?
@Adam Mahmood Because Vincent was one of those experiments at the time and Lucrecia didn`t know it.
Forever sad to Vincent. He deserves better.
@@adammahmood29
Hojo did Vincent so dirty... stole his love then ruin his body for all eternity.
"i was thinking of labeling it: Jenova Infused Specimen #1."
"Hojo, our child is not a petri dish!"
i lol'd at this part. XD
Someone tell me how Hojo does it. Not only did he have a bunch of hot chicks plastered on him at Costa del Sol, but he also had freakin' Lucrecia as his woman back in the day... what?
Hojo:"A combination of blackmail,Stockholm Syndrome and good old-fashioned psychological manipulation of course!"
@@AspieMediaBobbyYeah it would not be surprising if Hojo were do brainwash or blackmail them considering some of the worst things he done in the past
Hojo:''Valentine... Thinking of that turk again... What does he have that I dont!?''
Lucrecia: ''....'' ''.... A first name...''
LOL I'm still laughing at that one!!!
"Should we name him Vincent?"
"Only if it's a girl"
I LOL'D
This date scene made Hojo look at least lovable enough to really fall for him and maybe imagine having kids with this scientist. He seems human in this scene (and actually the rest of the original game), while in CC and DOC he's just insane.
"What he got that I haven't?"
"A first name."
lol, thank you so much for this! I laughed my head off.
My official head canon now is that Lucrecia named Sephiroth after her pet hamster 😂
This is actually quite a sad story according to the FFVII story.
Hojo - a mad scientist. He is the one responsible for all evil in that world.
Think of it - ShinRa would've lost the Wutai-war if not for Sephiroth/Hojo's super warrior creation.
Hojo a loser? He won the girl over Vincent; created the fan girl tastic Sephiroth and is head of the ShinRa science department!
Come on, you gotta give him some credit for all that! Hojo's one of the greatest, most interesting characters of the game!
ONE WINGED HAMSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This has to be the funniest date scene! I laughed hysterically at:
"Sick on the what?!"
"Doesn't the name remind you of flowers?"
"... the kid's gonna be gay for sure..."
Hojo: I will turn your unborn son into a psychopathic monster with alien DNA!
"I had a hamster called Sephiroth" HAHAHAHA xD
“We are not giving the first super human ... ; a pansy sounding name!!!”
Cut to years later where people hear the name Sephiroth and gtfo
I used the "young" Hojo model that you see in the Vincent/Lucrecia/Hojo flashback. Hence the joke: "I'll have hair extensions before we call him Sephiroth!"
Como lo hiciste? Que herramientas utilizo?
Lol "Valentine's unabailable...he's busy pickling"
Best line ever
I totally love this pairing! Thank you for making this. :)
"Waht's he got that I haven't?" "A first name" XD that really had me roaring in laughter. Too bad Hojo has always been considered a bad guy and according to the rule he can have only a last name, like all the bad guys in console RPG...
I love that you brought up "it's the mark of an intellectual" (the reply coming after was priceless XD)
"By cute, do you mean homicidal?"
ROFL. I love your videos.
"How about Sephiroth?" "Thats the stupidest name I've ever heard!!" Welp there's gonna be a song where you don't understand any of it except that name soooooo yeaahhhhh....
@Xoxosephiroth
You are one of the people who really know the story. I am glad every time I see people like you who know Sephiroth's power.
Hahahaha!! This had me in stitches the whole way through! Great work XD
"i had a hamster called sephiroth"
HAHA that was priceless
That was epic. You got me hooked.
Pretty awesome! Nice work on those modifications.
OMG....This is so freakin hilarious! Great Job!
I think it would've just been a typo.
Good job with this, I love all the date scenes but this one especially xD
XD Behold, the birth of Lucrecia and Hojo's marital problems.
I can't even count the times this made me laugh. And it was oddly in-character, too.
That was awesome XD And I'll check out the forum sometime.
Lucrecia: "I've been reading a lot of Kabbala lately- well... skimming the pictures, at least- and I found the prettiest word. I think I will name our child it."
i hate hojo
who speaks like a clown... and classifies that smoking hot turk as Valentine... WTF Vincent is perfectly fine, he is not a teacher Hojo!
Make one with Cloud and lucrecia or sephorith adn lucrecia. Always wonder what Sephorith reaction would be like around his bio mom
"We are not giving the first super human, a Cetra equivalent, a God amongst men; a pansy sounding name!!"
Idk, sounds pretty intimidating to me...
Edit:
Hojo: "What's he got that i haven't?"
YOU TELL ME
"what about Vincent?"
"only if it's a girl."
"he's pickling" LAWL
Aeris/Zack won the vote for the next one - you're gonna have to wait for the next vote ;)
Share away!
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"err... why are you guys in labcoats?"
XD!
Do a Heidegger/Scarlet Date Scene next! :D
Or a Hojo/Vincent one
I almost died laughing inside with the ticket girl: "I hope the same policy doesn't apply to your underwear" "Wha-?!?!"
Hamster named sephiroth XD I lost it there!
"The kid's gonna be gay for sure . . . " WTF xD
Lucrecia got Vincent on the brain 24/7 and the first name she wants to name her unborn child Vincent! Hmmm! I see no doubt the name of his father hey! Well ya not fooling me square. All that is proof enough Vincent is the child’s father . Hojo has no romantic bones in his body his love is only towards one thing science this video shows clear who the baby daddy is and she says Vincent’s name more times then Hojo can count he even wonders why she keep bringing him up. Some scientist he is if you can’t figured that out something is wrong.
Hojo is the real villain of the games.
It's using some a program and the PC version of the game to change text and sprites in certain locations.
hahaha "we'll name him sephiroth"
Hojo: "Sick of the what!!!!"
lmao....good stuff
I think I laughed way too much at this xD. But, my gosh this was just awesome..and funny!! 8D Especially the
"...The kids gonna be gay for sure" and "I had a hamster named Sephiroth" xD
Fantastic!
OMG that was hilarious!!! Found this looking for Hojo stuff.
3:50 That explains where Sephiroth got his personality from.
To those of you who know Vexen from Kingdom heart, how much do you wanna bet that he is Hojo's nobody considering that he is just as crazed and f****** as Hojo is with his experiments? Besides that, they both sound like creeps.
It's shown in the games that his somebody is a guy named Even.
Oh no, it's attack of the first posters!
i love the names lol.xD hojo: i have a first name..uh professor..
@BekKalin (...cont'd) but lucrecia found him and implanted chaos in him as a way to control the monsters. So he's godlike after sephiroth is in the fetus stage and has jenova in him
a question, what do you mean by stigma?
and really, it's cloud who defeats every trace of sephiroth, anybody could be in your party at that time.
just sometings i thouht i should point out.
oh..my god....i love you!!!!!! XD all these date videos are amazing!
"Well, I'll have hair extensions before we name the first super human after a rodent" hence Hojo's long hair in the game^^.
Why do I think this is the funniest date in the game?
'He's busy pickling' - OMG ;__; How coldhearted xD
2:59 - LOL...
"Sick on the what!?"
LMFAO!!!!!!
How flattering. =_=
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Hojo is crazy and lame but this is funny and hes like "vincent is unavailable hes busy pickling I mean uhhh washing his hair'
Valentine...he he he, he's busy pickling. XD best line ever.
OMG, this chick totally rocks!!! I love it!! These are so amusing.
I agree as well!
2:47 are you serious
Yes he was
lool great stuff, keep up your great work!
noticed some little spelling errors though *_~
@BekKalin Can please explain to me about your theory I very interested about that.
What does Vincent have that you dont? A huge crotch....
Seriously, did anyone else notice how big Vince's pants were in Dirge of Ceberus? xP
Professor Gast, help me!
nicely done ^^
'What do I have that Vincent doesn't?'
'Er...glasses?'
xDDD Oh man. *falls over*
And I loooove your accent. *_*
Now that was funny! I love it
Haven't, right?
Lastly, the next video is gonna be "Cloud and co. watch Advent Children". I kinda follow up to "Rufus and the Turks watch Advent Children".
Yayness!
A definite must-see. I wonder how Cloud and co. are going to react to different parts. Hehe, if Aerith's part shows up, Tifa's going to get jealous.
Fpr a moment i thought this was a secret cutscene in game or somethinf lmao
Now I have played VII and beaten it alot of times, I have never seen the scene where Zack gets killed, nor the part where WHats her name and Vincent talk and shit. can anyone tell me how to get that scene. Reason I ask on this video is because the no. of viewers.
Must be a Japenese thing then. Either way, half of Hojo's name is still a mystery.
The Lucretia flashback cutscenes in dirge of Cerberus would’ve been better if they had context to why she changes up on Vincent .also if all the flashback scenes where a playable chapter and that’s how Vincent’s gets the strength to move on. By dreaming the entire chapter. Maybe remake will redeem her . Just wanted to throw this out here as a fan
Yeah, he was in a ghostly state that enabled him to control the body of the main villian
That was so hilarious! Emo Sephy. Haha.
and all that is explained in "Dirge of Cerberus". Although if we voted, i swear Vinny would win (love your videos btw)
Nope, she chose to go off with Hojo over Vincent.
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OMG!!! HILARIOUS!!! Ive never played FF7 before, just Dirge of Cerberus. And after seeing how Hojo was in that game, I never saw this coming! LOL XD!!!!!!!!!
This is epic... Made my day. lol
Exactly. That's what happened
OMG!!!! "Sick on the what!?" That was funny!
Can you make a Vincent and Lucrecia one?
"it's an experiment" xD
yeah I know, thats what I was trying to say with the moogle and chokobo XD
I dont remember this...was it really in the game? I have to go back and play it.
@yojimbo37 ...
Whizzinator?
whoa omg how'd u do this?? Where;d u find it?
The thought of Lucrecia doing it with Hojo makes me cringe...
lol!!! "By cute do you mean homicidal?" I found that funny
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