A Warhammer 40,000 Animation - Pity The Guardsman [60FPS]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
  • After a lengthy 2 months, polishing and rendering, I finally released this audio-drama driven animation.
    Audio (Music and VA) comes from "Pity The Guardsman - Dramatic Reading" - • Pity the Guardsman - A... made by Stringstorm,
    --Credits and Assets--
    Quake 4 and base Source sounds by Valve and id
    Marine models by Joazzz from Facepunch (Textures for Black Legion by Warekit who is an individual on Joazzz's Discord server and a good friend of mine...)
    Guard Models by NinjaNub from Facepunch
    Scenery and terrain from Valve and CK/Blender Stone packs
    Gore from Mortal Kombat and Fallout 4
    Special Effects from the Rival Species 2 team.
    Special Thanks to:
    Stringstorm for awesome reading and composition
    Proteus for motivating me to do this
    Deathtrooper for helping me with animation
    Warekit for helping with rendering
    This Animation is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop Limited.

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  • @haydens.p3597
    @haydens.p3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7208

    “And you know what he did?”
    “He started monologuing?”
    “HE STARTS MONOLOGUING!”

    • @flyingplatypus7272
      @flyingplatypus7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      You sly dog you had me monologuing!

    • @wrightkaneradio4918
      @wrightkaneradio4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @Brother Kotello krieg marines look on in confusion.

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Ooof this is an "incredible" reference

    • @barklordofthesith2997
      @barklordofthesith2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      MONOLOGUING INTENSIFIES

    • @nopulau8628
      @nopulau8628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Not does the villain starts monologuing the hero enters the scene and does the same lol.

  • @imperialguardsman9141
    @imperialguardsman9141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12726

    You know, I don't really appreciate being called a sack of meat so much by both foe and ally.

    • @nghile3726
      @nghile3726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +852

      Imperial guardsman Relax comrade, for when the Imperial Guard come ride in with a Baneblade, thou shall laugh at the enemy with all the fury and anger the Emperor himself has to offer.
      (Thank you for the likes, the Emperor protects)

    • @exurgemars
      @exurgemars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      Sacks of meat can drive baneblades well...

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Coming from a Frankenstein crusader and a mutated hulk with horns growing outta uncomfortable areas, I believe that could be viewed as a complement.

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I thought this comment was my XD

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      by the way neither me

  • @rebb9890
    @rebb9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5769

    Imagine: Ultramarine standing there and waiting, when Chaosmarine ends his part, just to make epic entrance and start argue with him.

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      "Why arent you saving him yet sir?"
      "Just a sec, i wanna make a cool entrance"

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      We Ultramarines must protect the might of our chapter

    • @Lomhow
      @Lomhow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      A statesman and politician such as Guilliman would approve I think lol

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That would be a very Guiliman/son of guiliman thing to do lol.

    • @thegodemperorofmankind7029
      @thegodemperorofmankind7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ReformedSooner24 ahh second favorite son

  • @gilgamesh8417
    @gilgamesh8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4929

    “We’re just guardsmen sir, we’re meant to be expendable.” “Not to me.”

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      We are just guardsmen though we are literally killed by our officers to increase morale and we fight with over glorified flashlights. 100 of us is not worth a single space marine we are mere meat shields do not pity us

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@Guardsman_Greg well that attitude speaks volumes about you chum

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Guardsman_Greg a 100 of you can fry the space marine or make a hole through him

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      No point I am insignificant I am but one of millions I do not deserve pity I deserve to die

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Guardsman_Greg *blam*

  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5747

    Black Legionaire: "Weak sack of flesh."
    Ultramarine: "Hey! That's *MY* weak sack of flesh."

    • @embo2612
      @embo2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Don’t touch my sack of flesh

    • @certifiedhoodclassic7833
      @certifiedhoodclassic7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@embo2612 that can mean many things

    • @Gulronike
      @Gulronike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@embo2612 Did know how much energy and mass it takes to make one trooper? I do. It isn't much but I can't having you breaking it.

    • @prinnyhayate5517
      @prinnyhayate5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Tsundere marines

    • @certifiedhoodclassic7833
      @certifiedhoodclassic7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@prinnyhayate5517 I'm dying 😭

  • @sgthans577
    @sgthans577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4323

    *guards men thinks in his head* thank the emperor for villian monologues

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @Craiberk no
      This was a primaris, not a gray knight.
      And the Inquisition only does that on very rare occasions with gray knights. Most of the time the human population at the time of the invasion has died of old age and generations have passed and passed before Inquisition investigations can even begin. The memories of the wars passing into legends proved only by crumbling ruins and forgotten bones.

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Craiberk those are Commissars, not Inquisitors. Inquisitors are very rare on the galactic scale, only being present along side special crusading forces as an attachment and shadow command structure. If ever single squad of guardsmen had an attached inquisitor, the entire imperium would have been exicuted by exterminatus ages ago.
      Even Commissars are not meant to root out corruption, but rather are ment to prevent men from fleeing, by shooting cowards.

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The guardsmen would probably be executed if he lived through his wounds under suspicion that he has been tainted by chaos.
      And neither he nor you would want to spread that taint would you?

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Craiberk primaris : I am about to kill an inquisitor better call the space wolf

    • @PoorManatee6197
      @PoorManatee6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Craiberk That would mean that every single guardsman that has fought against chaos marines or even just cultists would be executed just in case, for example all the population of cadia would have been executed docens of times through history. In reality that only happens in extreme occasions when the taint is evident or, when they see grey knights because they are supposed to be a secret (something really stupid in my opinion, i mean, the majority of citizens couldnt even tell the difference between a grey knight and a normal astartes, just tell them they are another chapter and move on).

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    3:41 I realized why this scene is so powerful.
    The Primaris knew each Guardsmen personally... He knew their jobs, their age, their stories. He knew the Factory Worker, he knew the Farmer, the Storekeeper, the Father, the Brother and the Son... He had spent time talking to them, knowing them...
    ...And he only arrived in time to save just one of them from the Chaos Marine. This actually shows that his 'Breaking speech' to the Chaos Marine was him making a Mockery of the Chaos Marine, just like the Marine had made a Mockery of the Guardsmen.
    It's also why he snappishly asked "What's your Excuse, _Monster?"_ at the end. He notably spits out the Word "Monster" like it was the most foulest of Poisons. With the added context, it basically shows he is no longer going to drag out shaming the one that killed _his_ Guardsmen.
    I mean, the Primaris could have just _Shot_ the Chaos Marine from behind, but because he was likely downright enraged by what he had seen him do to _His_ Guardsmen, the Primaris decided to Torture the Chaos Marine by beating him to within an Inch of his life before finishing him off.

    • @CyberDagger003
      @CyberDagger003 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Quite possible. Ultramarines mingle with the general population, as directed by Guilliman himself who didn't want them to lose their humanity. They keep in touch with their families in Macragge and visit them when they return to the fortress-monastery between deployments. They treat their unaugmented allies as much as equals as an Astartes is capable of. They're not as sentimental as the Salamanders, but they have a lot of empathy for the common man.

    • @Scpmtfunitzeta-9
      @Scpmtfunitzeta-9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It would of been nice if the guardsmen was the one who got the kill

  • @Chaoslordx13
    @Chaoslordx13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    I remember the day in a apoc game where a squad of guardsmen was annihilated except 1, he said fuck it and took a shot at reaver titan.... it went critical and nuked a chunk of the board... The weak sack of flesh went out in a blaze of glory.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      And that is how to go out with a minor note of acknowledgement as a no name guardsman.

    • @samwessels8216
      @samwessels8216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      he deserves a statue

    • @asingularkriegsman3316
      @asingularkriegsman3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Was his last name Pious?

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      He was blessed by the omnisiah, enough said

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      There are only 2 people who single handedly destroyed a Titan
      Sly Marbo of Catachan, and Sanguinius the Primarch of the Blood Angels

  • @peabutterspecial2362
    @peabutterspecial2362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4800

    "A soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."

    • @templarhelmet3844
      @templarhelmet3844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Scrambled Egg Special Maybe my favorite quote

    • @cruallassar7428
      @cruallassar7428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      A soldier fights because he has a reason to fight. What that reason is, has every right to vary.

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Scrambled Egg Special clearly hasn't experienced enough ecclesiarchy sermons to prevent uttering such heretical words. Hate the xenos, and suffer not a mutant to live!

    • @GrodzioGodOfWar
      @GrodzioGodOfWar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      "A soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because of what is behind him. And behind him is comissar."

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Solus Aldrain how is that heretical as what he loves is mankind and the Xenos what nothing more then to wipe us out but he will not stand and let that happen

  • @Yimyimyimyim277
    @Yimyimyimyim277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2342

    “Dammit! Where is the Astartes reinforcements!”
    “...monologuing sir.”

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "dammit astartes! Come help us!"

    • @inquisitorsteve1429
      @inquisitorsteve1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not even a BANEBLADE con hold off these HERETICS

    • @Malakren
      @Malakren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then drive me closer so I can hit them with my sword!

    • @hellouniverse5451
      @hellouniverse5451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@inquisitorsteve1429 Can't kill it with a baneblade? Get a titan

    • @inquisitorsteve1429
      @inquisitorsteve1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hellouniverse5451 just in case call the black templars
      can never be too careful

  • @AtholAnderson
    @AtholAnderson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4521

    I am one man,
    But I stand among many.
    I may fall,
    But ten thousand will take my place.
    My enemies are legion,
    But I am unafraid.
    I am an Imperial Guardsman,
    I am the Hammer of the Emperor,
    And I. WILL. NOT. YIELD!

    • @hu3bman
      @hu3bman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ahmen

    • @PheonixRising2988
      @PheonixRising2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We are the imperial guard!!! We die standing!!!

    • @sirgamer44
      @sirgamer44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A more accurate depiction “I am one ma-“ *dies in the most gruesome warhammer 40k way*

    • @wescottpsmith1965
      @wescottpsmith1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Alone, an Imperial guardsman is no match for most of the foes he might encounter.
      "But an Imperial guardsman is never alone." - Templin Institute.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AtholAnderson the planet broke before the guard

  • @Janovich
    @Janovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    " The hearts of men has stood united, against a galaxy that despises them for no reason safe that they have the audacity not to lay down and die."
    great line in this film :)

    • @KalibreSteelblast
      @KalibreSteelblast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That line, more than the rest, gets to me in the best way possible.

    • @opprox
      @opprox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KalibreSteelblast furry

    • @cathlene97
      @cathlene97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My name Eron

    • @AVeryAngryIronWarrior
      @AVeryAngryIronWarrior ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one line so unbelievable inspiring

    • @commandertoastcz6256
      @commandertoastcz6256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn it is

  • @josiahwright5859
    @josiahwright5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Such a grand speech is added considerable weight when you realize it is coming from a Primaris Marine. Who would not even be standing there had the "pitiable" Guardsman not held that line for 10,000 years as he slept.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Could be he crossed the Rubicon? As its a lieutenant, I like to think that is Titus

    • @amanthatlikesfromsoftware
      @amanthatlikesfromsoftware ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fozzilla123 I think that is Titus. Is that the armor he has on during Warhammer 40k: Space Marine 2 trailer?

    • @Hyde-dg7ef
      @Hyde-dg7ef ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amanthatlikesfromsoftware no it isnt. too much red
      source: just look at the thumbnail of the trailer

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Do not pity the guardsman, for he knows his way and will eventually reach his emperor. Rather pity the miserable chaos spawn, for they go not unto their fathers but to the gullet of those same ruinous powers they worship in life. Pity not the guardsman, for we will find our way to our fathers on our own. You however monster, I can feel nothing but pity for. When I die I go the my emperors side and await the day I may beof use once more. You meanwhile, all you have to look forward to is the same damnation which you have spawned and for that and that alone creature of chaos, I pity you.

  • @TheTravelingbard
    @TheTravelingbard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3086

    "Let it be known that the planet broke before the guard did."

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Cadia stands, now and forever

    • @pantsmage970
      @pantsmage970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You've done well guardsmen

    • @helmutstein1178
      @helmutstein1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      One of the best quotes in all of 40k

    • @TheIfifi
      @TheIfifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The emperor broke before the guard did..

    • @tobitau89
      @tobitau89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@helmutstein1178 in all of fiction really

  • @qball331
    @qball331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    I like the idea that a space marine is saying this instead of a guardsman because if a guardsman said it would sound more arrogant than heroic. Also it shows that some space marines, the powerful super soldiers , acknowledge the importance and the sacrifice of the imperial guards who are far "inferior" to them.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Qball you say inferior I say superior because possibly with the exception of the salamanders the space marines are stripped of everything that makes them human i.e. Their humanity and emotions, a space marine marches into battle never once contemplating the idea that he and his battle brothers might lose while a guardsmen does and he knows that if he does then his loved ones will suffer and that thought makes him all the more determined to win, as a famous English bard once said "courage is not the absence of fear but merely acting inspite of it"

    • @qball331
      @qball331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@dionwoollaston5717 I don't actually consider the guardsman inferior which is why I included quotations around the word. I consider the guardsman to be far superior to the space marines in terms of heart and humanity. I was just using the word to say why I consider it better for a space marine to be saying it. To be honest I completely agreed with everything your saying including the exception about the salamanders. Great comment by the way. I also appreciate your maturity since many people could have responded in a harsher way.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Qball your welcome people seem to forget or largely overlook the imperial guard in favor of the marines, even though the guardsmen contribute just as much if not more to the safe guarding of humanity, because while the marines do retake planets from their enemies it's the guardsmen and PDF who ensure that they have a planet and a foothold to take back, for example it's not a planet full of space marines sitting at the entrance to the eye of terror it's the guardsmen who are preventing the heretics from overrunning the imperium

    • @qball331
      @qball331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Well said and too true. This is why I mostly favor chapters like the lamenters of the salamanders that give a damn about the people they are protecting. This is also why Lorgar Grimnar the Old Wolf is such a good guy. He openly defends the weak a rarity for space wolves. Also the planet fell before the guard.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Qball that it did but it didn't fall to mere chaos marines and guardsmen, no it took a Death Star sized space station to finally accomplish what had taken ten thousand years to do

  • @primedecanus5301
    @primedecanus5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    Dying Guardsman: “Thank The Emperor, A Space Marine is here to purge this chaos filth.”
    Space Marine: *Give a long and dramatic backhand compliment about the guardsman.*
    Dying Guardsman: “I think I’d rather be dead”

    • @yamchastillyamcha6602
      @yamchastillyamcha6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fuck you marine you took my great moment

    • @notyetdeleted6319
      @notyetdeleted6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Poor gaurdsman bleeds out like 6” from the space marine who most definitely could pump him full of some life-saving medical goopy serum or sumthin

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guardsman: (Pulls knife out of leg to bleed out faster)

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Erm, he was lecturing the Chaos Marine as he beat the shit out of him. As soon as he made his presence known, the Alpha legionary ignored the Guardsman and sprinted toward a Primaris Lieutenant, and promptly got battered. It was not a backhanded compliment. He was mocking the Chaos fool with his own words, by pointing out that the "weak sack of flesh with useless equipment" had held off the horror for 10,000 years. I would be chuffed to hear a literal Angel singing my praises as he beat the Monster that was going to kill me to death, while casually berating him as he does so.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notyetdeleted6319 Erm, he was literally fighting a Chaos Marine. If he stops to administer aid (he wouldn't, he isn't an Apothecary, and all his healing abilities are internal anyway), the Chaos Marine kills them both. The Guardsman dies happily watching an Angel of his Emperor wreaking vengeance on the Chaos Marine. His prayers were answered. A good day to die.

  • @axswiftberserker8133
    @axswiftberserker8133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1819

    "And he has held the line for 10 thousand years!!!"....thoses last few words moved me a bit

    • @shinigamidragoon
      @shinigamidragoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "So... What's your excuse?... Monster!"

    • @lyellleap4596
      @lyellleap4596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID! REEMEMBER CADIA!!!

    • @Mozoleum27
      @Mozoleum27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      For ten thousand years your black crusades have been pushed back, beaten down by, made a mockery of by weak sacks of flesh with cheap weapons and disposable equipment,too good.

    • @Mozoleum27
      @Mozoleum27 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lyellleap4596 Tuetur Principem

    • @faltanato6375
      @faltanato6375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We hold the line,remember the krogan rebellion?we hold the lin-...oops wrong way...i mean FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

  • @Seraphinus112
    @Seraphinus112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    A simple man with generic equipment, fighting monsters, augmented soldiers, old and new gods, ancient soulless races, witches and sorcerers, yet their will has never faltered.

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Despite the fact, most factions have advanced technology, better armor, and equipment, and while after the dark age of technology ended, and humanity ended up with Lasguns, but didn't use any other advanced weaponry, they still have the spirit and faith to continue pushing, regardless what enemy's awaits them.
      Which is why the Imperial guardsmen are my favorite, because it isn't their equipment that keeps them going its their heart.

    • @calebblevins6415
      @calebblevins6415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The planet broke before the Guard did.

    • @sitter2207
      @sitter2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vothbetilia4862 or their cocks. Heart can't do much, you will still have an average lifespan of 15 hours. They sure fuck a lot to not get extinct

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sitter2207 That's not true btw, but you do you.

    • @armano4125
      @armano4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vothbetilia4862 how is that not true, trillions of them die daily if Im correct, it would be impossible for species to survive and still grow in numbers without doing stuff more than average

  • @FerreusVir
    @FerreusVir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    "Where I fall, ten more shall take my place! And one hundred each of them! So strike me down! I am the harbinger!"
    -Patron Saint of the Guard, Ollanius Pius TO WARMASTER HORUS HIMSELF

    • @minoreror9961
      @minoreror9961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      FerreusVir What a fucking hero.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      That moment when Mankind thought, "You know what, thanks for help, Emperor, we appreciate what you've done very much, but we don't need the Astartes to save us from everything anymore, *grabs a Lasgun* We'll do it ourselves."

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@thebighurt2495 he silently replied, "gladly, that is all I ever wanted".

    • @SirSpycrab
      @SirSpycrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thebighurt2495 too bad they can't save themselves from themselves

    • @quinncykaluzniak5429
      @quinncykaluzniak5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      A man, staring down a son of the god emperor of man that is powered by chaos. Wearing armour comparable to sheet steel and weilding a gun that could only compare to a lazer pointer against such a foe, and yet not only does he dare stand, but to yell against his foe who is like a god compared to him, and damn was he right, for the day he died, the guardsmen numbers swelled until no foe could ever truly reach the emperor of man EVER AGAIN

  • @MadmanHelldiver
    @MadmanHelldiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Kreig Guardsman after hearing how expendable he is:
    "No, no, he's got a point."

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Yes, and?”

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “That’s the idea.”

    • @robfus
      @robfus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Thats, is why Im here"

    • @Its_Cannon
      @Its_Cannon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Just another Tuesday for me and my shovel”

  • @joethestrat
    @joethestrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    "...uncared for by his god..."
    Guardsmen: O.O "....wait, what....?!"

    • @yamchastillyamcha6602
      @yamchastillyamcha6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Emperor protect

    • @yamchastillyamcha6602
      @yamchastillyamcha6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @The Icelandic Nationalist well he cry a lot

    • @sanlorenzo7896
      @sanlorenzo7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yamchastillyamcha6602 To quote Heavy from Team Fortress 2: Heh, heh. Cry some more!

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yamchastillyamcha6602 Well, the Emperor surely protects. No one said that he protects _everyone._

    • @Endymion
      @Endymion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Furzkampfbomber I believe Ciaphas Cain said it well. "The Emperor protects. just not you"

  • @kodiakeaton1866
    @kodiakeaton1866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    Man, The Departmento Munitorum really stepped up the quality of their recruitment vids!

    • @guyofminimalimportance7
      @guyofminimalimportance7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Would explain why everyone has a five paragraph speech ready to go.

  • @jimmyrome908
    @jimmyrome908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I wrote the original text for this on /tg/ back in 2010, maybe 2011.
    Never thought people with 500x my talent would make an animation for it. These guys should have 10,000,000 views.

    • @DonRoyalX
      @DonRoyalX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Really? That’s impressive :) ur love for humanity truly shone through brother!

    • @sekaihd612
      @sekaihd612 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bull shit

    • @zyzzsdisciples6707
      @zyzzsdisciples6707 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You’ve certainly done your part for the Emperor and for Mankind, brother! Thanks for writing it, it has served humanity well

    • @fapangel7771
      @fapangel7771 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As a fellow /tg/ guy who has written things that went a lot further than he thought they would (google Drake McDougal) my hat's off to you sir. I wish I had written this. Absolutely captures the essence of "humanity fuck yeah," the real essence of it, sans the cringe, with all the heart. Godspeed sir.

    • @uspavani_puh3471
      @uspavani_puh3471 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Amazing work /tg/ bro. Your text is the one I always fall back on when describing IG (my favourite faction) it just captures the essence of normal humans fighting till the bitter end against unimaginable horror.

  • @lucareali7645
    @lucareali7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Gulliman after this video : find that marine and make him a chaplain rigth here and NOW

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yes or just put him in the salamander

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah, make that man a Commander(Or what goes for a commander among the Astartes besides a Chapter Master.)

    • @chrisbloodborne5371
      @chrisbloodborne5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      By the emperor make that space marine a primarch and his chapter will win the war alone

    • @jacobpayne7722
      @jacobpayne7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SJMORG Right he should've been a Salamander, although Ultramarines do try to help guardsman when they can.

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacobpayne7722 generally true but happene more before cunto sicarius

  • @thelordchancellor3454
    @thelordchancellor3454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    “And he has held the line for ten *thousand years* !” Hello goosebumps, you are welcome here.

    • @matthewferguson9683
      @matthewferguson9683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      PVEntertainment Man this was a roasting session that makes Prospero look like a campfire.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I kept thinking that gman was going to shove a grenade in his Armour.

    • @thelordchancellor3454
      @thelordchancellor3454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment has exploded over such a short time of its existence! Only 6 days, and it has already amassed 160 likes! Thank you all!

    • @thomasgoldschmidt8611
      @thomasgoldschmidt8611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PVEntertainment can't you count? 282...
      Xd

    • @thelordchancellor3454
      @thelordchancellor3454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's almost doubled over 24 hours...
      I am astonished.

  • @haloborn6785
    @haloborn6785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    *HE HAS HELD THE LINE, FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS*

    • @imperialguardsman135
      @imperialguardsman135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      By the Emperor's will here I am and here I shall remain!

    • @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825
      @yeetosyeeterofyeet1825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Imperial Guardsman
      Yes guardsman

    • @thomasandries8471
      @thomasandries8471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@imperialguardsman135 As do I. Numberless, and nameless we shall stand. The planet will break before we do.

    • @evandro2584
      @evandro2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is your skills monster?

    • @thomasandries8471
      @thomasandries8471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@evandro2584 Monster? No I am Man. Now fix bayonets! Make them bleed for every centimeter they gain. Send them to the false gods they proclaim! For if we die we die for our fellow man. Our brothers and sisters across the stars, our families, our friends. The ones next to you while we return the enemies fierce baying with furious roars of our own. WE ARE GUARDSMAN! AND WE SHALL LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY OR STAND IN DEATH WITH THE EMPERORS LIGHT! ATTACK!

  • @EdwardLee-ug7ge
    @EdwardLee-ug7ge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    Two things I love about this SFM
    1. Tells us to respect the Imperial Guardsmen and the Astra Militarium
    2. I like the way the Chaos Space Marine didn’t notice the bolt pistol he picked up didn’t even have a magazine.

    • @ArckAngel75
      @ArckAngel75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      They don't like using guns I believe so he most likely has forgotten the weight of a loaded bolter

    • @averagecatenjoyer8219
      @averagecatenjoyer8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Maybe the bolter already has a round in its chamber ready to fire and that's why at the end there's only one shot normally a space marine would atleast shoot 5 or 6 rounds into that sucker since most magazine fed guns have can have a bullet in its chamber without the magazine loaded in
      Yes I'm late

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Isn't the Astra Militarum and the imperial guards is the same thing?

    • @barklordofthesith2997
      @barklordofthesith2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theemperorofmankind8082 wHAT ABOUT THE aSTRA lATRINIUM

    • @randomtechpriest1633
      @randomtechpriest1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@theemperorofmankind8082 Ye just GW decided to change it to something less cool and to confuse everybody

  • @rictusmetallicus
    @rictusmetallicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    The Chaos Marine should have read the Evil Overlord List, paragraph 6:
    "I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them"

    • @eternapesadilla2355
      @eternapesadilla2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yep. "I will simply slit their throats"

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Counterargument: He's a black legionnaire. That's literally incompatible with their geneseed.

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The ruinous power made them powerful, but stupid... This is why they follow Abaddon

    • @rigel9228
      @rigel9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@globeparasite9381 Yeah, there's a reason why we call him "Abaddon the harmless"...

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rigel9228 Abaddon the (h)armless

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3953

    I don't know if a Ultramarine would go on with this heartwarming speech... maybe a salamander would. 🐲

    • @RedCell1948
      @RedCell1948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      This^

    • @masterofthelyokianmonsters2886
      @masterofthelyokianmonsters2886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Darrian Weathington eh, I can honestly see both

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      The ultramarine knows he has plot armour

    • @RazgrizXMG0079
      @RazgrizXMG0079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Captain Titus probably would

    • @Arnal17
      @Arnal17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @gillecroisd 92 do you even Grey Knights?

  • @jedimastersterling1
    @jedimastersterling1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    I'm gonna say it...
    "the planet broke before the guard"
    There I said it.

  • @thi9491
    @thi9491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Chaos Warrior : you are weak, guardsmen.
    Guardsmen : maybe, but there are hundreds of lasguns, tens of basilisks and a a few baneblades, firing at you at the same time.
    Chaos Warrior : oh shit.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Guardsman: And I happen to have activated a beacon on our location. be ready to become dust

    • @clink-at-war2
      @clink-at-war2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?!

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And seven trillion SHOVELS

    • @No_Moo_Hyun
      @No_Moo_Hyun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And after we die, thousands of Lasguns will be redeployed. And after that, tens of thousands

    • @blecao
      @blecao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      well i have 4 grenades and none of them have pins on them

  • @rustytanks9425
    @rustytanks9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    “I enjoy the delights of all this world and the warp has to offer. Power, fame, big booty bitches, and more.”

    • @turtleofpride4572
      @turtleofpride4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean the imperium has big tiddy nun warriors.

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@turtleofpride4572 missionary gets boring

    • @jazon80r13
      @jazon80r13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@psychicmane7636 Fuck you, have my like

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @UC2bQks4rc0eW9-ZnsngIFDw fuck you, have my like

    • @ulrickguiliman4810
      @ulrickguiliman4810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@psychicmane7636 damn you, have my like

  • @savage7882
    @savage7882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    He killed that chaos marine with his words harder than he could with any weapon

    • @narcisoferreira9976
      @narcisoferreira9976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Granted if the Chaos Marine were lead by Abaddon that would be a good excuse xD

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you think the chaos space marine was questioning himself and his choices before he got his head shot so it didn't resemble a head because bolters are like mini RPG's?

    • @lordclangtheintolorable2094
      @lordclangtheintolorable2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *BY THE POWER OF CIVILITY!!!!*

  • @Noxims47314
    @Noxims47314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    Being a monster is easy, being a human is not..

    • @gadellomagnollo1810
      @gadellomagnollo1810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      No one’s told you this yet, but this is a really badass comment.

    • @user-vk5ub6kp6s
      @user-vk5ub6kp6s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This words actually right in peace/pre-war/war/after war times.

    • @drpyrobrine5864
      @drpyrobrine5864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well shit now I wantnto go die for Humanity

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A certain Transylvanian told me something similar.

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean considering al the shity drawbacks of chaos marines being a monster is not only hard... it also sucks... but in WH40k what doesnt honestly?

  • @UrielCain1
    @UrielCain1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Primaris Speech: That burn was so hot, I almost thought it was a Salamander.

    • @chronosmyth2106
      @chronosmyth2106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not saying it’s hot here but I just saw a salamander bury his brother here.

  • @ukaszzawadka2678
    @ukaszzawadka2678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    All this silly comments about what guardsman could do in response to CSM speech are simply pointless. It's not about a contemporary internet user with a whole library of memes and zany jokes. It's about a real and mature man who stands for something and who has done his best he coud, and he's now laying on the ground wounded and paralyzed by the pain. He doesn't have to say or do antything right now. He did his job. His deeds defend him. His Courage and Defiance.

  • @scottforrester5306
    @scottforrester5306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    finaly, us guardsmen get the recogsation we deserve
    we alywas hold the line

    • @thunberbolttwo3953
      @thunberbolttwo3953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes you do.

    • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
      @gabrieldeoliveira8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t worry loyal one, I always have the upmost respect for you.

    • @theblackswordsman3612
      @theblackswordsman3612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right us guardsmen are finally get the love that we deserve and i am just rolling in my bane blade killing Heretics I think I may have accidentally turn a civilian into a pancake

    • @spacewolf6110
      @spacewolf6110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fight on guardsman

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      only because the commissar will shoot you if you don't.

  • @casualbear6295
    @casualbear6295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “When I fall, the Emperor weeps for me and for my brothers who fall beside me. Our plight is remembered and our sacrifice honored for as long as the Imperium stands. Can you say the same?”

    • @runegartmann1255
      @runegartmann1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They cannot so they fight for insignificant powers were as we fight for the emperor the light in the galaxy the one who makes all right and he shall grant us the strength to defeat the heretic he shall grant us the strength to overcome the beast for we are the imperial guard and we will not yield

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like to think that the emperor sheds a tear for the guardsmen when thay die
      I also like to think that he fights to protect the souls of the guard and the rest of the people of his imperium in the warp from the 4 glorified high school bully’s in there

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@steveisthecommissar4013 It is part of kreigan belief, that when we die, we join the Empeor and wait for his return, and for those select few, join at the fort that protects all the souls of those that fell in the empeors name, from the foul attempts of chaos to taint the new home of our brothers and sisters.

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kriegertechpriest7011 ah when some lucky basterd finally puts me in the dirt I’ll look forward to it

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    **A tactically competent guardsman sentry views the scene from a distance**
    *Guardsman 1:* "Oh, great. Fuuuucking great. At this rate I might actually die from facepalming..."
    *Guardsman 2:* "Huh?"
    *Guardsman 1:* "The damn Astartes on both sides are babbling their long-ass monologues while standing out in the open in the middle of live combat."
    *Guardsman 2:* "What? _Again?"_
    *Guardsman 1:* "Again."
    *Guardsman 2:* "But... They're supposed to be harshly trained super soldiers with keen battlefield instincts, and that's at least the 30th time tod-"
    *Guardsman 1:* "I KNOW, EMPEROR FUCKING DAMMIT!!! We should just settle our wars with RAP BATTLES since our mightiest warriors seem to excel in verbal bravado above everything else. Ech..."

    • @leviathan0556
      @leviathan0556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      *Commissar* "Is that heresy i hear?"

    • @christophercordero9352
      @christophercordero9352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I would like to see that, ERB,DO THAT SHIT

    • @thefluffles6384
      @thefluffles6384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      RuSosan when you live for centuries fighting war you too will have something to say

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Steven Franco
      Not while I'm out in the open during active combat, I won't.
      :D

    • @sebastian114
      @sebastian114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      meanwhile Larkin - Ive got the chaos marine in my scope just say the word Ibram.

  • @ganjacomo2005
    @ganjacomo2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    What actually happened.
    CSM: YAAARGGH!
    SM: PURGE THE HERETIC!

  • @Termiborger
    @Termiborger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    *Humanity intensifies*

  • @plink4861
    @plink4861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    Until the baneblade shows up
    Then the guardsmen pity you

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That would do jack-shit against a Chaos Marine. You'd need like 5 to do shit to a CSM

    • @plink4861
      @plink4861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Huh
      Lascannons work
      Bolters work
      A demolisher cannon works
      Tracks work
      A baneblade cannon defanitly works

    • @AlexaSylvia
      @AlexaSylvia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Even the pintle mounted Autocannon works...

    • @plink4861
      @plink4861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      The point is its simple to kill a csm if you have a big enough tank

    • @AlexaSylvia
      @AlexaSylvia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's easy to kill a csm.

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    And THIS is why I think Guardsmen are the most balls-to-the-wall badass soldiers in the Imperium. BECAUSE they're weak. BECAUSE they're poorly equipped and scared shitless. BECAUSE they are fighting enemies who should by all rights wash over them like the sea over a sandcastle.
    "And he has held the line for ten thousand years!"

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Why I think they're badass:
      The Death Korp of Krieg.

    • @gamelover121
      @gamelover121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fuck yeah!

    • @MidnightmoonRR
      @MidnightmoonRR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      As they say, cadia broke before the cadians did.

    • @Roberty2606
      @Roberty2606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Eyebrows poorly equipped? Dude half of their forces are fukin giant tank

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Maranz but all the infantry got is a weak lasgun

  • @preoximerias7366
    @preoximerias7366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    For each Guardsman that may fall to the forces of Chaos, thousands more shall rise to take their place.
    For ten thousand years they have held the line against the most vile the Universe may offer.
    For even if the planet may break, the Guardsman of the Imperium shall hold the line for ten thousand more years.

  • @iang257
    @iang257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "They have the audacity not to lay down and die."
    Humanity irl and 40k and anything else in one line. In fact most of what the Primaris Marine says is true about the grunts of Science fiction. But the warhammer guardsmen are the unnamed soldiers who hold the line against all evils, weather it be the alien, the mutant, or the traitor.
    The emperor protects!

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ian Goff they are scared shitless of the horrors charging their lines, but they are even more scared of what will happen to their loved ones should they flee.
      Many of the guardsmen aren't being sent to some emperor forsaken hell hole, many such as the cadians are fighting on the very planet of their birth

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dionwoollaston5717 The cadians are not fighting on their own birth world. One it's gone but 2 they are plenty of the deployed elsewhere before then and now you can't no longer deployed them to Cadia.

    • @cursedfate838
      @cursedfate838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bryan0x05 I always thought that most cadian regiments weren't born there but were trained and outfitted like them to the point they can be mistaken for being cadian born

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those aren't Cadian regiments, those are Cadian wannabes because actual Cadian regiments have 20% larger adamantium balls than the standard issue IG, given their planet was kind of at the frontlines against chaos (The planet broke before the guard did)
      But yeah, definitely can't be stationed at Cadia now.

    • @crimsonquill4255
      @crimsonquill4255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "And having a loaded Bolter never hurt either!"

  • @SpaztallicA
    @SpaztallicA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    the guardsman: "thanks for the help, but could you spare the speech and just finish the freak off??...i've been kept company by corpses for three days and i've got a case of trenchfoot that would make nurgle squirm.."

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Also idk if you've noticed this but I kinda got this big fucking knife sticking out me leg, and my whole body is starting to get cold.

    • @tellurian7999
      @tellurian7999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Don't forget that I just watched my best friend get slaughtered and have his head stomped on.

    • @andrewsteele8797
      @andrewsteele8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I don't think the astra militarum cover augmedic legs

    • @justpassingthrough686
      @justpassingthrough686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude that was actually one of the more solid bits of writing I've come across. Was that a quote? Or did you freestyle that one...

    • @heathenpride7931
      @heathenpride7931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      SpaztallicA
      Ultramarine: “... You know of Nurgle?! Heretic!”
      *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

  • @MrMoros1
    @MrMoros1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I just LOVE that part at the end. The moment you see the face of that Chaos Marine as he's about to die, he just looks genuinely broken. Like the realization seeped in after the Ultramarine said his piece and he realized that, for all his talk, the Guardsmen he mocked and belittled were stronger than he would ever be.

    • @eurtz876
      @eurtz876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MrMoros1 true

    • @adrenalinpump7601
      @adrenalinpump7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was actually thinking whether or not he had left his gas on in his kitchen on the chaos world.

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WELCOME TO THE ASTRA MILITARUM. Today you will be kicking the ass of *spins wheel* Chaos

    • @JameSeraphim
      @JameSeraphim 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *fixes bayonet*

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maverick5640 glory to the men who died

  • @retributorminis2424
    @retributorminis2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can imagine the Guardsman’s thoughts when the Ultramarine was saving him and complimenting him.
    “Oh, you...”
    “You have IMPECCABLE timing!”
    “Wow. One of Roboute’s chosen!”

  • @xXFuzzeeXx
    @xXFuzzeeXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    *"I HAVE PROLONGED THIS SPEECH, FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS."*

    • @Destructaconn
      @Destructaconn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It does go on for a while and some parts and just restating things already said, but it's still pretty good.

    • @Mozoleum27
      @Mozoleum27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tis a great speech, if it were ten thousand years long I'd still be listening as a 👻

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, when you think about it
      That's the smurfs already do with the Codex

  • @thescreamingguardsmen343
    @thescreamingguardsmen343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    *happy loyalist noises*

    • @fierywolverine5044
      @fierywolverine5044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tank yui spwace mawine uwu. Somebody purge me

    • @blmmore1778
      @blmmore1778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      angry chaotic noises

  • @deathkorpsofkreig475
    @deathkorpsofkreig475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    It is funny, that the imperial guard has enough firepower to conquour a sector while a chapter of space Marines have enough to take a subsector. And that ballasiks and baneblades are never too far from a squad of guardmens. Killing guardmens is like kicking a puppy, when its owner finds out there will be hell to pay

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      When the baneblade comes then it's chaos turn to be afraid.

    • @jasonburke1671
      @jasonburke1671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I dont know about you but a thousand Astartes dropping into a sector could most likely conquer it

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@jasonburke1671 the thing is that doesn't happen as often as guardsmen conquering sectors. And if said armies had an all out war. I'm 90% sure the guard would wipe the floor with the space marines. One has to remember that the limiting factor for the guard is slow transportation. On the ground they are practically unstoppable.

    • @jasonburke1671
      @jasonburke1671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@maverick5640 that could also be because the Codex Astartes absolutly decimated their fighting capability. Imagine for a minute you took an army of Guardsman against pre-heresy Astartes legions. For an even better comparison, lets compare one army of Death Korps Krieg soldiers to a legion of Iron Warriors. Who do you think is coming out on top there?

    • @maverick5640
      @maverick5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jasonburke1671 in your scenario yes... but the difference between that scenario and a war the IG have numbers. They wouldn't send 1 army.

  • @poppingwonton1623
    @poppingwonton1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Chaos marine : pity the guardsmen!
    Marine : ah .. i see you've chosen death .
    Chaos marine : OH SHIT PRIMARIS MARINE !.

  • @weldonwin
    @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    The Planet Broke Before the Guard Did

    • @trivaltrek
      @trivaltrek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ;)

    • @vitorhsf8650
      @vitorhsf8650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      CADIA STANDS

    • @nightmareeyes9419
      @nightmareeyes9419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      weldonwin Cadia will stand till last of her children die

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vitor h sf CAIDA LIVES

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That is a boast few can say with honesty.
      To have held the line until the very ground below your feet burned away. To have held the ground till there was no ground to hold.
      God I love the Guard.

  • @basketcase289
    @basketcase289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    This is why the Imperial Guard can sometimes be the most badass group in 40k since they're basically farmer Joe with an over glorified laser pointer fighting shit strait from hell

  • @Shogun0099
    @Shogun0099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    You managed to make the Ultrasmurfs awesome. I approve of this.

    • @maukka1545
      @maukka1545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck the primaris

    • @kingofpoland88
      @kingofpoland88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest smurfs are pretty awesome read Captain Uriel Ventris books

  • @CharuzuAutomatonArtificer
    @CharuzuAutomatonArtificer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When the Ultramarine gets to "...a mere man!"
    Sends chills.

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    God, I can't get enough of this video.
    Ultramarine Primaris---Status: Bitchin'
    Chaos Space Marine---Status: *Error. Burn beyond Exterminatus parameters*
    Sole Surviving Guardsman---Status: Inspired to become a Lord General. The Emperor Protects.

    • @Visor3410
      @Visor3410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      love this comment ;d Couldn't agree more with you ;d

    • @albireotheredguard1599
      @albireotheredguard1599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Space Marine: "Yes, he does."

    • @literallyjustcheese3301
      @literallyjustcheese3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imperial guardsman status UPDATE: fix bayonets

    • @spawner2469
      @spawner2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unfortunately guardsmen have no hope of ever coming close to that, lord generals were genetically designed by the emperor himself if I'm not mistaken.

  • @coreypatton6290
    @coreypatton6290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Space Marine Optimus gives Chaos Marine verbal beatdown.
    -Pictured 41st millennium.
    Now that I know more about the series
    -pictured M41, on a former hive world.

  • @firetools
    @firetools 6 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    I wonder if Chaos Space Marines do this much roasting in canon?
    But my god that "reason you suck" speech by that Primaris(?) marine was beautiful.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      That it was. Someone give that Primaris Captain a new chapter! The Roast Marines!

    • @deathwatchtrooper4781
      @deathwatchtrooper4781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There are two types of Marines the talkers and the doers. Besides the Primaris did not save the Guardsman the Inquistion killed him after he got back to base.

    • @barbtandavion8233
      @barbtandavion8233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      any guardsman who sees or fights chaos marines in subject to execution unless he lies or a marine chaplain vouches for him in the way that he is pure of heart

    • @brettdibble2763
      @brettdibble2763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @William Grover or their like cadia/tanith first and only who are most notable/specialized at fighting chaos

    • @rakeman9523
      @rakeman9523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah but he looks cadian this is what their entire world did

  • @DoctorFail
    @DoctorFail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "what's your excuse?"
    "well-"
    **BLAM**

  • @clonetf141
    @clonetf141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Ive read that the emperor actualy cares about everyone and sheds a single tiny tear whenever a guardsmen or any of his servants die in combat with some big heroes getting full tears and he weeps during great wars his custodes collect these tears

    • @benceklock4831
      @benceklock4831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Not trying to be a heretic, or anything, but does the Emperor still love those who joined Chaos?

    • @randomguy3954
      @randomguy3954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@benceklock4831 probably not

    • @TheGhost163
      @TheGhost163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@benceklock4831 probs pitys loves them like you were my sons now you are nothing

    • @TriTomMaximum
      @TriTomMaximum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That's uh... That's a lot of tears for the Guardsmen

    • @anthonyoliva7191
      @anthonyoliva7191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If that’s true, then he’s probably shed enough tears to fill the ocean.

  • @hurk_lifeless_explorer7718
    @hurk_lifeless_explorer7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    They fight with no hope, no chance of winning, no proper equipment, no adequate training to combat the enemy of the imperium yet they have the courage necessary to beat an enemy
    Most badass Kind in Warhammer, The Guardsmen...

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But the guardsmen does have training that's why they can be given a wide variety of weapons besides the lasguns such as the plasma rifle, melta guns, flamers and many more

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Boys are Space Marine fans.
      Men are Guard fans.

    • @Guardsman_Greg
      @Guardsman_Greg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know we do kick ass

    • @gonzaloancina3070
      @gonzaloancina3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The imperium can't stand only with the 1.000.000 space marines availables
      The hammer is the Astra Militarum, the real force.

    • @gonzaloancina3070
      @gonzaloancina3070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DEFCON ZERO and they have elite forces too, the stormtroopers are a respetable force with Nice Quality weapons

  • @ETH5626
    @ETH5626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    By the Emperor!!! That was truly amazing on how a Black Legion member and a Primaris veteran sergeant shared their pov on the guardsmen.
    Primaris veteran seargent: "What's your excuse, monster?"
    Even daemonic-enhanced superhuman physiology can't resist that burn.

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was actually a Primaris Lieutenant

  • @jonathandaniel-hegg6466
    @jonathandaniel-hegg6466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Someone get this Marine a medal
    Cuz for once a marine actually living up to what they were meant to be and created for
    "The defenders of man"

  • @synovialpig9983
    @synovialpig9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Guardsmen truly are the strongest in the galaxy, even more than the space marine, for even they hide behind thick plates of ceramite. Guardsmen charge into battle knowing they will never prevail in hand-to-hand combat. Yet they still do it, for they are the mightiest warriors, the deadliest warriors...
    Mere, mortal men.

    • @techfreak1182
      @techfreak1182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It was man who created the space marines, their tools, and all the ships in the imperium

    • @ShadowFox0324
      @ShadowFox0324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guardsmen! Fix bayonets! FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @Le_Petit_Lapin
      @Le_Petit_Lapin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's more that they're running away from their Commissars bolt pistol than it is they are running towards the enemy.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Synovialpig 998 except for the ogryn who have been known to engage in hand to hand combat and are in fact possibly one of the only imperial guard regiments to do so, and before anyone brings up the catacan jungle fighters using a blade is not the same as using your bare hands

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Le_Petit_Lapin not in the Death Korps of Krieg!

  • @RVGmetallicasaw
    @RVGmetallicasaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    Damn that's some good shit. Making this a canon sermon in my homebrewed Chapter.

    • @alexei190
      @alexei190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same..

    • @richardsmithiii5272
      @richardsmithiii5272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ditto

    • @Jhc421
      @Jhc421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yep same here, too good not to, helps bring the human side of Space Marines back to the light. Very well done

    • @commissarchristopherjohnso4745
      @commissarchristopherjohnso4745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here, brother.

    • @TheSeanoops
      @TheSeanoops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ALWAYS ANGRY!

  • @terrorcop101
    @terrorcop101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    God as my witness, I love the Space Marine's speech! "No super soldier, no immortal warrior...a mere man!" What better way to describe a true hero than a mere human facing every challenge that comes their way and not giving up until it is overcome? God bless every hero that ever lived in service to their fellow man, be they soldiers, doctors, policemen, firefighters, paramedics, counselors, parents, teachers, preachers, or those who give what little they can out of the goodness of their own hearts. Mere humans all and yet so much greater for that fact alone. Heroes of the day, legends forever!

    • @eternapesadilla2355
      @eternapesadilla2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pussies all of them. *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that send off...
      "What's your excuse?"
      Chills... Shivers that fracture my spine

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate how modern humans have twisted the definition of hero from "problem solver" to "victim of the problem in need of solving."

  • @RiffSilverthe1andonly
    @RiffSilverthe1andonly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “For 10,000 years he had held the line” salute the billions that have fallen for mankind, the guard are a normal humans in a galaxy of monsters and gods, yet they hold the line. This is why I play guard

    • @apocryphos8644
      @apocryphos8644 ปีที่แล้ว

      No superpowers, no biotech augmentations, no superweapons, no unbreakable armor.
      Only humans, normal and current, expendable and disposable, anonymous and cried by no one, with a shitty equipment against an entire galaxy full of abominations and beings that do not belong to this reality. And even so....
      They still holding the line.
      For 10,000 years....

  • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
    @ThePraetorianOfTerra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Suddenly overwhelmed with the desire to enlist in the imperial guard . . .

    • @popeofbears559
      @popeofbears559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Blitz Gesass if it’s for the emperor and humanity then I will die happily

    • @jojotoofor9eight766
      @jojotoofor9eight766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's funny: The human faction in Warhammer is dying for "humanity" and a rotting corpse on a throne. I thought Orks were pretty weird with the believing thing, but even that makes more sense than a bunch of space religious nuts

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jojotoofor9eight766
      The emperor is alive he is just kept alive as he is holding closed the Webway on terra and powering the astronomicon. It's not a bunch of religious nuts, (not all of them anyway) there is actual evidence to suggest that the emperor has indeed become a god to some extent.

    • @daringdarius5686
      @daringdarius5686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HTMR-de8gz he is not a God. He just has the powers OF a God. He is still very much human.

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@daringdarius5686 yes... well... you seem to be quite enlightened for a... HERETIC!
      *BLAM*
      Seriously though. There may be a warp entity emperor that is tied to or even a fragment of the emperor on terra.

  • @MR.LMR1996
    @MR.LMR1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Chaos Worshipers fight for their own personal gain. Those of the Imperium that defy them fight for the sake of those beside them and for those that can't.

    • @bdk336
      @bdk336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And because the Commissar is just as merciless as the enemy :D

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And that too.

    • @VojislavMoranic
      @VojislavMoranic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think if you do your duty as you are expected the Commissar becomes your ideal and not a reason to fear but to inspire.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is that as well.

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Examples of good commissars are Ibram Gaunt, Ciaphas Cain and Sebastian Yarrick. And the Commissar Lord who punched a Daemon Prince in the face in DoWII Retribution.

  • @Belial1125
    @Belial1125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    Truly the lowly guardsman is the bravest of beings in the gallaxy, for they have no augmentation, no centuries of victories behind them, no giant stature nore gentic mutations nor blessings from unholy gods, their muscles are weak, their reflexes dull, their bodies frail, their minds made of clay easily molded or broken and yet they stand before the never ending tides of enemies who have every bit of that and more with not but the chippest and easiest of guns to produce a sharpened piece of steel for fangs and what ever scraps of iron can be spared for armor to protect them from eldritch backed super weapons and armor, they die in forgotten millions, their names blown away with the dust of their bones, and still they do not move out of the way for to take one step back brings a fate far worse then death uppon their loved ones!

    • @baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665
      @baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Belial I approve of this,my glorious Grand Master.

    • @sebulller
      @sebulller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they do get augmentaitions and such so again read the fucking lore before typing shit thank you! and the guardsmen (some do) have a huge ass line of victories against their foes again read your shit! before even commenting! why why must i deal with idiots like this!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Belial ogryn

    • @Benthesniperof8
      @Benthesniperof8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@sebulller Get the rod out of your ass, it was a generalisation. Think of it as happy imperial propaganda.

    • @0079Matthew
      @0079Matthew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sebulller Wow you're an entitled narcissist.
      Nobody asked for you to respond, what do you "have to deal with"?
      Do you get paid to comment or something? got nothing better to do?
      Damn you have some bottled up rage, not good for your heart.

  • @darthhunter4118
    @darthhunter4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    And He Has Held The Line For! Ten! Thousand! Years!
    Me = Goosebumps

  • @ContradictoryNature
    @ContradictoryNature 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Couldn't but feel that through this whole thing the Guardsman is like "some help? Bleeding quite a lot here. It's nice, being monologued at, but a, maybe a bandaid? Strip of cloth? Anything?"

    • @falseprophet1415
      @falseprophet1415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heelz pleez!!

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Gengi voice* "I need healing"

    • @invaderHUNK
      @invaderHUNK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Contradictory Nature the speech healed him

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on Earth."
    - Lieutenant General Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm surprised there isn't a character based off Stonewall Jackson in 40k. (apart from the Imperial Fists and Rogal Dorn)

    • @shadowstrider8295
      @shadowstrider8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jakub Bończak while this is true, however, within the lore there was an event known as the Third War of Armageddon. And Games Workshop, the people who made Warhammer, held an irl Warhammer 40k tournament to decide the fate of the planet. Different countries were picked to defend the different Hives on Armageddon and America was picked to defend Hive Helsreach. Yes *that* Helsreach, one of the most amazing stories I've ever had the privilege of reading.

  • @commissarchristopherjohnso4745
    @commissarchristopherjohnso4745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The Leviathans would like to express their approval of this sermon by the Ultramarine Sergeant, and hereby inform you that our Chaplains have taken it for themselves to inspire our troops to remember who they protect.

  • @Admin-5
    @Admin-5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This makes sense because I remember reading that some space marines grow to despise guardsmen for being weaker than them while others (most likely salamanders) grew a greater devotion to humanity and even protected guardsmen

  • @heliosretro4545
    @heliosretro4545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    *that was a Vulcan tier burn at the end*

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait, are we sure that space marine wasn't a Salamander in borrowed armor?

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Southern_Crusader salamander: "yo lets Swap armors and troll the traitors."
      Ultramarine: "Lemme check the Codex astartes First. Well it doesnt say anything about it so.... LETS DO THIS"

    • @lucareali7645
      @lucareali7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If vulkan was alive will have many manly tears

  • @river6634
    @river6634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "He has held the line for 10 thousand years." Take my like.

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Fucking brilliant. In four minutes and sixteen seconds you have explained my hate for Chaos and my love for the Imperial Guard.

  • @BloodySawBlade
    @BloodySawBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That was literally THE best speech I've ever heard. For the human race! For the Emperor!

  • @LordDarthHarry
    @LordDarthHarry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    Space Marine: So, whats your excuse, monster!?
    Chaos Marine: ....Abbadon...
    Space Marine:...ok, fair enough.

    • @MidnightmoonRR
      @MidnightmoonRR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      LordDarthHarry he failed 13 times to take cadia. No fucking excuse for that shit. Tactical genius hurr

    • @jesspayne4523
      @jesspayne4523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Mi-28 Havoc the planet broke before the guard did

    • @rogelioperez8030
      @rogelioperez8030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      BETTER BETTER
      Space marine: what's your excuse monster?
      Chaos marine: I'm sorry
      Space marine:ok
      Or
      chaos marine : I'm sorry
      Space marine: too late

    • @thomasdomer6512
      @thomasdomer6512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      to be fair the guardsman would have been fucked if not for the primaris marine that came to his rescue

    • @tgee769
      @tgee769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mi-28 Havoc Cadia fell

  • @MrBats
    @MrBats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Ultramarine: You would laugh, monster, but let me remind you. Within that weak sack of meat and bone uncared-for by his god and wept for by none... Beats...a Heart! A human heart, that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind! Within that sack of meat, is ensconced the hope, the will, and the fury, of every man, woman, and child, from every corner of the Imperium! Within that weak sack of meat, festooned in thin armor and weapons only powerful in numbers... Beats the heart of a man. And for ten thousand years, the hearts of men have beaten strongly in defiance of your so-called powers! For ten thousand years, the hearts of men have stoot united against a galaxy that despises them for no reason, save that they the audacity not to lay down and die! For ten thousand years, your black Crusades have been pushed back, beaten down, and made a mockery of, by weak sacks of flesh with cheap weapons and disposable equipment! For that weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior, no creature cursed by Chaos like you! He... is a man... An Imperial Guardsman, drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium, to fight for his species, and for the safety of the people he loves! He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a meer man. And against creatures like you, teeming in numberless, powered by the very will of thirsty gods... HE. HOLDS THE LINE! And he has the held the line for ten thousand years! So... what's your excuse, monster?

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This was amazing. I especially like how the Ultramarine, someone who you'd expect to consider himself above the Guardsmen, praises them and their virtue while he beats the Chaos Marine to death. It seems the Ultramarine, unlike the Black Legionnaire, remembered that he too was once a mortal human.
    It's especially poetic how one of the guardsman is shown to still be alive when the Ultramarine states that they refuse to lay down and die, and how the video focuses on the dead guardsmen when the Ultramarine mentions how the guardsmen had loved ones back home.

    • @trivaltrek
      @trivaltrek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Aye, there's some fantastic cinematography used in this animation. Works so nicely with the dialogue.

    • @Pemmont107
      @Pemmont107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ultramarines and Salamanders are generally quite good to their non-Astartes subjects, and treat Guardsmen with respect - a rare thing, even among Space Marines.

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Salamanders, Grey Knights(Or was it Wolves?) and Ultramarines respect the Guardsmen.

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +TreeckotheRebel
      No, not the Grey Knights. The Grey Knights often kill guardsmen after missions, or at the very least the guardsmen have their memories wiped and are sterilized. When the Space Wolves tried to protect guardsmen and civilians from this rate the Grey Knights betrayed the Space Wolves and attacked them during what was supposed to be peaceful negotiations.
      warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Months_of_Shame

    • @jasperlim8319
      @jasperlim8319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was waiting for a line of how "a 'weak sack of flesh' has more potential than any other", on the part where humans can become space marines, and stuff like legendary commanders.

  • @Dark_Karma26
    @Dark_Karma26 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine if the space marine that was defending the guardsmen was a salamander.
    Amazing video it makes me shed a tear evertime he says (For 10000 years he has held the line)

  • @decimation9780
    @decimation9780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I get the distinct feeling that the Guardsman who didn’t die was the one who pulled the trigger, because that was not the sound of a Boltor being fired.

    • @benceklock4831
      @benceklock4831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      But a lasgun doesn't sound like that.

    • @smarthandy2374
      @smarthandy2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Boltpistol single shot mode

    • @finnishfatman
      @finnishfatman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I couldn't tell, because I've never heard either lasguns or bolters fire 🤔😅

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Poetic justice?

    • @Hunt3rK3nw4y
      @Hunt3rK3nw4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@finnishfatman Bolters make roaring sounds when they fire followed by the whistling and explosion of the bolter round exploding against its target. Lasguns sounds like a rapid energy weapon.

  • @Markis2bi4
    @Markis2bi4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    If this is how an Ultramarine of the Primaris breed act and see humanity, and if the Blue Blunders are supposed to be the poster boys, then I feel it would be good for them to exemplify that deep level of humanity more.

    • @plink4861
      @plink4861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Smurfs don't care if guardsmen or civvies die
      Try salamanders or space Wolfs

    • @bryceluther1576
      @bryceluther1576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or Lamenters

    • @abloodraven3856
      @abloodraven3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's actually pretty wrong.
      The Ultramarines are very much like the Salamanders and Space Wolves when it comes to civilians.
      They often deploy to rescue people from Xenos or Traitors, and are shown to do quite a bit to save them. (For example, the Ultramarines' evacuation of the civilians on Damnos during the Fall of Damnos, with even a Venerable Dreadnought giving his life so that the Civilians could take off and get to the Ultramarines fleet in orbit. It was noted that the Ultramarines later resettled those civilians within Ultramar.)
      The Ultramarines do genuinely give a damn about the regular folk. They're the kind who will not only save your life, but will make sure you have a place to live afterwards. They're not Black Templars or Marines Malevolent.

    • @famineboik
      @famineboik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ohhh the poor Lamenters. Constantly shit on by everything in the galaxy and still keeps on going

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      one sub one plink They do. It's just that many people just hate them for some reason, therefore combine them with attributes that don't fit them at all. The flesh tearers are kind of sm you were talking about.

  • @blazerwitt9042
    @blazerwitt9042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    This is the main reason why I am a guardsmen

    • @evgeniblanchard675
      @evgeniblanchard675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blazerwitt
      Also because we are weak asf

    • @commanderfarsight2351
      @commanderfarsight2351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blazerwitt Ikr. Like imagine all the lessons you have to take on speech making or lectures😂😂😂

    • @arty4803
      @arty4803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blazerwitt. How aren't you dead yet?

    • @Emma_7567
      @Emma_7567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Strength in numbers and in blowing the crap out of you with artillery fire

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and you probably don't want wires and tubs or mutations going in places that they REALLY should not go.

  • @Corium1
    @Corium1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Then and Ork walks in and says: “Wut yah zoggin gitz on about!?”

  • @adamsamuel4687
    @adamsamuel4687 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    That was really good. The animations flowed well and most of the movements looked natural and not jerky or overly fluid. I am not a animator but I think it looked good.

    • @yomanyo327
      @yomanyo327 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      because it was 60fps

  • @etiennelambert6114
    @etiennelambert6114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To quote some famous lines: “He who stands with me shall be my brother” and “The fallen shall forever be remembered as the Emperors finest” great animation and speech 👍🏻

  • @oprime0078
    @oprime0078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "We do not fight for worlds, or for names, or even for our beloved father! WE fight for them, the people of the Imperium. WE fight for the weak near defenseless people whom thru all the pain and horror still see themselves fit to fight beside us in the most horrendous of battles. Against all odds and against the most terrifying and monstrous hell spawn the universe threw at them, they still fight. They fight also not for worlds or for a creed, they fight not even for themselves. They fight for their loved ones and a place to call home within a galaxy hell bent of destroying everything that they are. I say s\this to each and every new brother within our ranks. Remember, within each one of them lays the same unbreakable heart that lies within our own chest, we just happen to have two." Initiation speech given to all new battle brothers of my homebrewed chapter.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oprime 007 sounds like the kind of speech you would hear from the salamanders

    • @lolihitler4198
      @lolihitler4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds a bit heretical tbh

    • @gametrooperjames8246
      @gametrooperjames8246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This kind of chapter needs to exist.

    • @gametrooperjames8246
      @gametrooperjames8246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND I MEAN CANNONICALLY!!!

    • @exurgemars
      @exurgemars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Your grammar is pitiful, but your intent pure": Lord Adorable

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “A guardsmen fights for months if not years at a time, struggling to hold the line only to die a painful death...just for some marines to show up and take all the credit.”

  • @armorhide406
    @armorhide406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Villain or hero, chaos or loyalist, Space Marines sure like to monologue

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If youbwere a nigh unstoppable mass of death destruction and purging
      Wouldnt you?

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I would monologue

    • @nbr3795
      @nbr3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@endorneyodera4366 I probably will, but I like how Astartes portrayal of space marines makes them a silent efficient killing machine.
      No monologue, no zealous screaming
      Just the job and duty

    • @armorhide406
      @armorhide406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nbr3795 You can bet they were voxing inside their helmets

    • @DM-Oz
      @DM-Oz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least the Ultramarine was beating the shit out of him while monologuing

  • @Reaper-ml6ly
    @Reaper-ml6ly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The Virgin Heretic vs The Chad Loyalist

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well theyre both virgins since they have no sex drive

    • @grantdelosangeles5357
      @grantdelosangeles5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatDragonGuy I'm pretty sure that Black Legionnaire has probably lost his butt virginity to a slaaneshi demon or something...

  • @SiCDisaster
    @SiCDisaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Let it be known that the planet broke before the Guard did!

  • @erika002
    @erika002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Made me literally tear up **sniffs**
    I'm not kidding, when the Ultramarine started his speech, tears somehow fell from my eyes

    • @AttackonDragons
      @AttackonDragons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same... Especially on my lower days.

    • @runegartmann1255
      @runegartmann1255 ปีที่แล้ว

      It shows what we humans are capable of. In the face of unbeatable Powers and uncountable enemies humanity will struggle on. It is a pride in our species and what we can accomplish. And the guard has held the line for 10,000 years. Excerpt from a ancient poet from Terras early history. Do not go gentle into that good night old age should burn and rave at close of day rage rage against the dying of the light.

  • @k-lambanal4442
    @k-lambanal4442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Ohhhhhhhhh this...is ....awesome! You captured the pure essence of the astra militarum in the 40k universe. Inspiring in every word from the ultramarine.

    • @jpjp6077
      @jpjp6077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K-Lambanal IMPERIAL GUARD!!!

    • @lioneljonson8556
      @lioneljonson8556 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the wall of guns

  • @ronodar
    @ronodar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    The blue Space Marine's speech brought a tear to my eye, and inspired me to push myself further in life.

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Congratulations, you are now fit to become a servitor. Serve the emperor with the full might of your glorious life. I will join you as a servo skull. :D

    • @tomoda7602
      @tomoda7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How far has it pushed you in these trying times, guardsman?

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomoda7602 goddamn corona, killing guardsmen before they get to battle

  • @commissarstanley2524
    @commissarstanley2524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    But what about sly marbo? We need a hilarious sly marbo animation

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!* in the distance

    • @matthewglass7750
      @matthewglass7750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello commisar... From typhus/custard

    • @DeltaCain13
      @DeltaCain13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Sly Marbo!?

    • @theless-than-goodhunter7019
      @theless-than-goodhunter7019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brendan Stanley AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @yoreichenherz6847
      @yoreichenherz6847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sly Marbo cant be used cause he would put the space marines out of job

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *He has held the*
    *Line... for 10... Thousand Years!!*
    *Beats the unholy hell out of the villain*
    Now, that's how you give a speech!
    And my kinda response to a monologue happy antagonist.
    Any who fight for a good cause have my respect.
    The resolve you humans show, throughout your humam history - never fails to fascinate me.
    No hulking stature,
    no super powers,
    no special abilities,
    no augmentations, no mutations,
    No genetic enhancement,
    no state of the art weaponry,
    no impenetrable armor...
    And yet... Humans persevere, holding the line, in a seemingly endless and hopeless war... in a grim dark future... even after tens of thousands of years.