THIS FREAKED ME OUT! (OPENING!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มิ.ย. 2020
- If you want to send me something and possibly wait a year for me to open it because of who I am as a person..
Brandon Farris
P.O. Box 295
Loomis, CA 95650
If you have business stuff then just email me you silly goose!
imbrandonfarris@gmail.com
Love Ya'll! - ตลก
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“Ya’ll killed me off on page 75, didn’t ya?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Haha
When he showed how to tie the apron... he sounded like Bob Ross...
Lol I think that was the point
It was lol
That was the point haha
Welp ._.
He was trying to .....
Bob Ross painting a unicorn eating candy while riding a rainbow.
Nooooooo it’s too powerful
well that is specific
Legendary.
That's a lot to take in wow.
YES
**gong noise**
Brandon: “Breakfast?”
I was looking through the comments and read this exactly at the same time as it happened omg
@@shayleeclough911 I read it right before lol
"berkfast?"
@@shayleeclough911 Oml sameeeeee
@@shayleeclough911 same 😂😂😂
Box of the week: mug that changes images when hot stuff poured in.
Minecraft achievement unlocked:
Hot stuff
りくʀɪᴋᴜ you know what’s good
*ding*
Brandon: "bReAkFaSt?!" 🤣
I feel it
May I have some I’m hungry.
Box of the week: cats as a mermaid, or bob ross wearing sunglasses
I’ve just realized that some of Brandon’s jokes are so bad they’re good 😂😂
you now realize that?!?!
*"Ooh black hundred dollar bills! maybe the banks won't notice"*
シ︎
Ight so is everyone trying to find something funny and get likes cause whats funny with black bills
*Police*: “DONT RESIST”
Shi
That is indeed what he said
Omg I legit forgot about this comment!!!
when you said " i can pee on this " i thought you were still looking at the dad joke books, i was so concerned
Same lmao
So i wasn't the only one who thought that
Wait what? Omg I’m stupid. I thought he was going to pee on both of the books
Me too😂
Same
Me: **Sees this randomly**
Also me: Why am I not subscribed to Brandon yet? How long have I been watching his videos without being subscribed?
Edit: I'm subscribed now
I'm also now subscribed 😂
Thank you, I also realised I’m not subscribed, gotta do that
Good child be subscribed
omg the edit "edit: I'm subscribed now" killed me and idk why I can't stop laughing AHAAHAHA
@@samdean9085 Now I can't stop 😂
My husband says "a handle" is on the cup. Dad jokes.
Willard Burns I don’t get it
Oh god... ROFL!
he is not wrong
i don’t get it
Bob Ross riding a unicorn beverage container that’s in a purple galaxy.
I need that😆
Thats
... oddly specific
Quite an imagination there :>
John ceena eating 75 cupcakes while dying his hair green with his moms friends sons friends
@@makaylam.464 n yyynyhnk
"Fuzzy puzzles will be a thing. Just give it one more quarantine." That had me laughing so hard
I named my fake company "fuzzles puzzles" from my own head.
Just wanted you to know that I was having a SEVERE panic attack tonight and my sisters turned this video on and it really helped. You are a beautiful person and I hope you realize the impact you have on people
Finally. I’ve found someone else who knows what Charleston Chews are AND likes them.
One more quarantine and we’ll have fuzzy puzzles “Brandon 2020”
@Noelle McFie um ok
Just some Big Yoshi with internet access oh god RUN IT’S GOING TO EAT OUR ICE CREAM REEEEEEEE
2020
2020
2020
Ah, glorious dad jokes. The best type of jokes
Agreed
@@virgilfandraws9818 VIRGIL!!!!! Heyyyy it happy pappy Patton here to say I hope you have a great day kiddo! (Patton is my spirit animal... along with doggos)
“There’s something in my eye. Gratitude?” Brandon, you are hilarious 😂
The bath salts part 😂😂😂 I'm loving the opening videos more and more 😂
He gets coffee
People watching: he doesn't need that
What is the back story of Celly (i cant spell)
@@ruanolwagen3411 He got the wrong picture and he contacted the owner and he was able to keep it and her name was Kelly
its not a mug its a snow globe
@@betterthanpie8033 ok thanks i thougt it was his wife who passed away
@@ruanolwagen3411 Yup glad to help 😁
“are my jokes that bad” No Brandon they are amazing
Hi Brandon!! I just came across your videos and I have been binge watching for three days straight! You are awesome! I was in a funk and your videos helped! Thank you.
"It's hotter than a 79 degree in here"- Brandon 😂
he got killed off on page 75 from overheating 🕳🚶♂️
18 minutes?, *we have been blessed.*
Brandon, a full grown man holding up a kid’s shirt
Also Brandon; I’ll grow into it
😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔 Right!!!
"Give it one more quarantine"
That, my friends, is an excellent quote and imma be using it a lot thank you
Brandon holds up the things and does that look: "I like these the most."
Finally, a video longer than 3 mins
Lol yea, the videos are either 3 minutes or an hour 😂 but it’s ok
the profits from the long videos are donated :)
Same
@Mandy Howard he's just talking average no need to be a critic
Stopmotion Is Reality yeah maybe but that comment was kind of rude because there is nothing wrong with videos that are 3 minutes long
Guess: A mug that has a custom design of you or your family on it.
These videos make me smile so much, especially when I am feeling like nothing is working out so thank you Brandon!
Your videos help cheer me up on some of my worst days. Thank you for making content
I think the mug is a unicorn or has a secret message on the inside like “you’ve been poisoned”
1:54
“I’m gonna put it with all my other books”
*puts the book on an empty shelf*
no matter what video it is or if it is boring you guys all ways make my day so all i want to say is THANK YOU SO MUCH for making my day every day so i subscribed to you guy on 2 accounts.
Your silly vibes are a necessity in my life. Thank you 😌
Dad joke from my late dad...
Dad: "What are you up to?"
Smartass me: "5 foot 9."
Dad: "I didn't know they stacked it that high."
Thats funny🤣
💩💩💩
@@lynnbrooks3002 zactly 😂😂
Oh god...
ok so I 100% thought he was messing around when he tied the apron and then it was perfect and I am absolutely baffled
The spider video was the first one I ever saw. bahaha. You always make me laugh, thank you for your videos!!
He sounds like bob ross when he was teaching as how to tie an apron
That was the point
ella mullaney r/whoooosh
"I've never smelled a unicorn fart."
I dont think anyone has brandon haha😂
My favourite ever dad joke
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
🤪
I don't get it, probably because i am european
@@cemiby She's technically saying "You were peeing"
Oooh, know i get it😅
@Averys Gacha made me laugh. I love dad jokes
😂👍😂👍😂👍
I have that "I could pee on this" book. I love it. It's so funny. Purrfect poems. 👌
Also the way he flipped the my little pony picture and found the "clue" and the envelope left a mess...I busted out laughing. 😂😂 I have no idea why.
Also, the box of the week is a colorful mug with words on it. 🤷🏻♀️
ooo that's a really good way to tie an apron. I usually just buy ones with a buckle thing bc I'm tiny and apron's don't fit right so I just adjust them with the buckle but for my one without I'm deffo doing this
Box of the week: Harry Potter’s face on a mug
Ooooo that’d be cool !!
"Where's your sniff button." Brandon 2020
🤔😆🤣
2:55 *gong* Brandon: Breakfast?
2:55
2:55
"I think iv broken my finger" ....... finger pointing the opposite way 🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣
"Did I make it to the end"
"Y'all killed me on page 75"
I love how he put a dress on a girl wearing a wedding dress this dude deserves more followers then pewdiepie
Agreed
he's in the pewdiepie shit ton of cardboard cut outs stage
ok boomer
Apron demo may be one of the most useful things I’ve seen in a while
I laughed way to hard at
" shivering outta my shirt"
Anyone eles?
No?
Ok.
Mr Farris, could you donate next opening revenue to the “It’s On Us” charity? They provide safety and help against sexual assault on college campuses and I feel as if it is a huge help to college students when they go back to their dorms to help them feel safe while they reside there
GTGaming perfect! God loves you and everyone reading this! Stay safe!
I hope he sees this and donates there. Sounds like a good charity
Yes, please do Brandon
That a really good idea I think he would like that and I'm not just saying it I thinks a real problem in the world and it's getting people so he should do this.
Oh, it's Hershey's, my third favorite chocolate
THIRD!!!
@@williamnanney4799 yes, third
rewatching this cause I haven't seen a Brandon video in awhile, busted out laughing at the "twisty twirly loopy one thingies" lmao
Give it one more quarantine, laughed so damn hard on that one
The 1 dislike can go listen to baby by Justin Beiber for 10 hours. lol
Amanda's World just 1? How about the other 8?
Omg I agree he’s HILARIOUS!!
The haters probably love Justin Bieber
@@foxiifira9987 i was really early
Somebody in is gonna be like "BuT I LiKe BaBy By JuStIn BeIbeR"
DoNg!!!
No-one:
Literally no-one:
Not even Kelly:
Brandon: Breakfast?!?!
Not even Kelly! 😂😂😂
Box of the week is a ravenclaw mug
Love the dad jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Oh my those canvases that Melinda sent you from photos she took are absolutely beautiful 😍
For a Charity Donation, Maybe you can donate to the “Face it Foundation” to support men’s mental health. It can surely help with getting Men to talk about their depression instead of staying silent.
“You should stop going to those places 😭😂”
When he said he's put the candy in the freezer all I thought was " HE DOES THAT TOO" °O°
We have those stretchy noodle things at my job, and we call them “the weens”
they are called monkey noodles
You can also call them I like these the most
@@erylindlg7776 No. They are weens.
there called
monkey noodles
I think he’s getting a little tired of receiving entirely useless gifts but still trying to remain grateful and humble 😂
Ok. Who disliked? There's literally no point to disliking. He makes the best videos
Haters
Bots, not real people. Bots dislike videos. Something to do with the algorithm or some shit.
"I almost put a quarter in you" 🤣🤣
Box of the week: a unicorn mug thats purple, sparkly, and has dust in it. 😆 I love your tree shirt!!!
Does anyone else think he should make a video of him trying to build the bus😂
Meeeeeeeeeee
I do✋
I do✋
I haven’t found so much joy and amusement from these videos compared to any others, thank you so much for making amazing content and for enlightening my days with smiles and laughter :)
Oh my gosh I love your thumbnails😂😂
I love his face when he says "why do i box myself in"😂
I would have freaked out like hell too 😂
He’s so funny, I could honestly watch him all day
I aspire to have my channel this entertaining ❤️❤️
Exactly! before u know you're stuck bingewatching his vids
Exactly! Wish I had his confidence on camera for my channel. Lol
Alsooooo I love your videos they always pick me up when I’m having a bad day :)
Brandon: "Thank you Alisha, I will put it..... somewhere."
Also Brandon: * has like 10 empty shelves in the back*
😂😂😂😂😂
Dad joke: what do chickens to at KFC? They kick the bucket. 😂
“This is more down her ally than up mine if you know what I mean😏”
Love the dad jokes and the fidget box
Brandon-- "I love these pillows well only if you do it the right way" 😂😂😂
Casually says “I think I broke my pinky.” Felt that 😂 I’m pretty sure I broke my pinky toe last year and now it doesn’t move 😂 when I curl my toes, my pinky toe just sticks straight out 😂
😂😂😂
Hospital?😂
Ummmmm..... nah I’m fine... I think 😂
I’ve never been this early before
same lol
Same
Saaaamme
I have been watching you for quite a while now especially your cooking vids and I literally just realised that I have a pillow version of your apron
This guy is the funniest guy ever. I could watch him for hours!!!!!!!
ur thumb nails man
there fire
Box of the week: A purple mug with a special saying on it.
I wish I could come play with all the stuff people send you! I love legos and puzzles!🤣
How can someone be this funny
There could be two types of furry puzzles but only one disappoints others
Man i've been missing the unboxing videos.
I love them
More then me
Ok yes
Box of the week: Ravenclaw heat change mug!
Thank you so much brandon for making me and my whole family laugh! Your amazing🤩 never stop doing what you do best❤️🎶
I laughed way to hard at “look a clue” 🤣🤣
Man first comment lol
Dad jokes are the best lol
For the box of the week: what’s on the mug is 1. Some bob ross 2.color changing 3. Harry Potter or a quote
"Fuzzy puzzles should be a thing... just give it one more quarantine." - Brandon
love that line... haha
You were really INTO that book... heh.
Mom: stop acting like a child *brandon: I like theseeer..the most*
Mom: You have been in the rest room for a hour?! Me: Mom i have only rewatch half of Brandon’s videos
Or you are had to poop really bad.
Broteen Gaming haha
"......breakfast...?"
He's so adorable lol
Brandon is the Bob Ross of apron tying