THIS THING IS 134 YEARS OLD! (OPENING!)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 เม.ย. 2020
- I don't know who trusted me with something this fragile..
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Brandon Farris
P.O. Box 295
Loomis, CA 95650
Love y'all! - ตลก
"Half of it is white
just like my 6 year-old" 😂😂😂
Madie D I was waiting for someone to catch that!! 😂😂😂😂
Omg lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Came to the comments just to see if anybody else caught that 🤦🏻♀️😂
I actually BAKAW'd a laugh out loud when I registered what he'd said. Priceless.
I started dying of laughter when you said “I wonder what my neighbors think of me, I know they listen” 😂😂😂
Discover Dolores they think. That he is so crazy but amazing at the same time
😂😂😂😂
I seen ur comment and read it then 3 secs then he said it and u died laughing
I read that as he said it wow
It's not that funny
“I get a little sassy when I’m around trees” 😂
Lol
Kaity Confession lol when I read that he said it
@@reallyelsura I knowwww it made my day
When he said it I read it
I read this while he said it 😂😱
Brandon: Picture of random child
Me: Maddie is Kelly's daughter
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Can we make that happen? Who else think Maddie should stay and be Kelly's daughter?
i was thinking maddie from dance moms
@@macymarks4681 I started thinking of my name
Lol make a whole background story for them
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
Maddie GL same
Hey brandon I hope you read this. My daughter was very sick yesterday. All she wanted to do when she was resting was watch you and we did. Thank you for unknownly making my daughter feel better at her worse😁💕
Skellington Fan awe hope she feels better! I’m praying for her
@@aspenedwards237 thank you, so sweet of you. She is doing much better today.
If your sad happy bored ect try watching him
@@nineiota2472 we do 😁
Oh bless her I hope she feels better soon xx
Would you consider donating to Life Of Pikelet? It’s a small animal rescue here in Australia who take in at risk animals, gets them the care they need, and finds forever homes.
I just checked out the facebook page. I hope he donates to this too as a fellow Australian we need all the help we can get, even for our furry friends.
Box of the week: something Harry Potter or something that Brandon will say I might try that in a video
Lol, I'm watching this on Christmas!
Have a fantastic day whenever you watch & read this!
"I am going to name you Maddie" *All the Maddie's start freaking out*
"Kelly, why don't you ever sit?!"
~Brandon Farris
2020
i just now got the joke
When he put the candle thing for us to "smell" it, I actually heavily inhaled😂
LOL XD
Some day us humans will name electronics and cameras and stuff have something that smells can go through in the device so that we can smell something from like the other side of the world.
same XD
I did it will reading this
Potter head lol
Its April but I will be back on Christmas Day
Edit: hello Brandon it is a week from Christmas and I will edit again on Christmas Day lol
Sorry I was on the road visiting for the holidays but I have access to WiFi now merry Christmas everybody!
Soon
Same
Me too
I’ll beat you to it
Analysa Avery nu uh
No one:
Brandon: “I already have a picture of a married woman who isn’t my wife is weird enough, having a picture of a child who not mine is just adding on to the weird”
The video was still playing as I read this comment, and the video was at this spot, sorry but that was crazy to me
In this video it sounds like there is something wrong especially as he said twice that shes not his I just hope he gloria and autumn are still going strong. He just doesn't seem himself
@@aliciapatterson82 the quarantine is getting to all of us
He called her his 6 yr old many times, and said I'll surprise her when she gets home.... He was saying that the kid already in the frame isnt his, just like "Kelly" is a married woman that's not his wife
@@Kyjamas oh heck yes where I am people are constantly not taking this seriously I've had neighbours have a full on party with loads of people people come visit others without social distancing it's a complete joke. Then there are "friends" going on facebook saying this is a hoax people are being forced this apparent new vaccine which they are testing on African children forcefully who have all died then say Bill Gates is funding a vaccine so he can microchip us. Plus that same person is working in care homes and is then seeing his severely asthmatic son and where I am in the uk so many of the elderly are getting this and dying. Then I'm told I'm a fear monger because I stand my ground because I call them ignorant I've been a health care assistant for years and I've seen people on respirators ventilators I've seen them terrified because they are awake through it and I've also been a palliative carer and watched as people slowly die because they cant breathe I've seen how horrendous it is and I did that job for 3 years before my mental health got the better of me over it because I could see their faces while I closed my eyes to try to sleep. I cant work now due to health issues but I've got friends on the frontline and I'm terrified for them because they aren't getting tested for this but are working on the covid wards I'm from the uk and we have facilities locally to test people but they only test if you have the symptoms. All I want is for people to stay home so I can hug my mum when this is all over she herself is a key worker has a lung condition and I'm scared for her every day as well. Anyways sorry for my long arse message I needed to get that off my chest.
No one:
Absolutely No one:
Not even a Single Soul:
Kelly:
Kelly’s newly adopted daughter:
Truer words have never been spoken
Lmaooo
Haha Thanks guys 😂
I’m actually watching this on Christmas 🙈
I've never guessed a box of the week mainly because I've just recently joined but also because I hate being wrong. Brandon I love you and you're amazing; you have literally brightened up my life. My many guesses are a mug that's going in the drink theater, a shit gloria will steal, a cat toy zelda will probably destroy, something that says dooder, something purple, something with a unicorn on it, and/or Bob Ross related. I have 100 other guesses but I'll stop here.
"Kelly, why dont you ever sit"
RIP Brandon, dont worry- she'll sit one day
Brandon "you could clone me if you wanted to joshua"
20 years later hundreds of hilarious Ginger dooders overrun Maryland
i live in md im down for that
@@andersonpotato3537 I think it would be awesome
My husband is Joshua, we live in MD, we sent him that box. If we can clone him we will. ;)
Wow! Love the painting Laurel did
box of the week: any type of snacks or anything to do with bob ross
Brandon: “Half of it’s white... Just like my 6 year old.”
McKenna Black honestly couldn't have laughed harder😂😭
When I heard that I laughed so hard
That was too funny!!!
One of my faves in this opening lol
Brandon: “This is from Logan and Jake”
Me: WAIT A SECOND 😳
Alien at heart 👽💙 YES! This was the comment I was coming to find, I was like why has no one picked up on this!!!! 😂
I was looking for this comment😂😂😂thx!!!
The pauls?!??!!
Abbie Jenkins yep lol
y e a h
“It’s half white..... just like my 6 year old” 😂
Oh my god I just started watching him not too long ago and the whole time I thought Kelly was a picture of his dead wife 😂😂😅
I-
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even a single soul:
Brandon: "Might as well have two Christmas trees, a random married woman, a child that's not mine, and a gigantic 28 inch spinning Prius tire of toilet paper."
I read your name, I like it, Mostly because my names Morgan
@@Momo-dx4jt lol, thanks. 😂 I like ur name too!
Note to self - do not read comments before watching the whole video 😂😂
@@megandye9540 that's a very good note to self 😂
These kinds of comments need to LEAVE!
No one:
Brandon: SOMEONES WACHING ON CHRISTMAS DAY
@Nickname To hide my identity honestly 😂
@Minecraft Bird that's says spelt not speit
The painting of Laurel is just so sweet 🥺
Its only December 12 when I am watching this.I will be back on Christmas 🎄
Same here! 🎄
February!
“Half of it’s white. Just like my six year old.” 😂😂😂😂
It’s 6am and haven’t slept...this made me more awake😂 love you Brandon
Love your name and pic
Perfect picture 👌🏻
7:13 I couldn't stop laughing😂💀🖤
MY NAME IS MADDIE YESSSSS :)
"this is from Logan and Jake"
Brandon: *goes on about his day without noticing the irony"
*Ahem*
?
@@dj_purpl3246 -_- Jake Paul and Logan Paul. (I don't know how to spell it)
NOT THE PAULS 😭😭😭😭
Oh no
Oh nooooo
Brandon: I’ll drink coffee out of a wet sock. Comments: Do it 😂😂😂
Yes
i love how amused you were with the bubbles 😂
English auto generated captions translates "jear desus" as either... "G R D S" or "your visas" 😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
Hear desks
I wanna see you interview kelly or I wanna see you react to cringey tik toks xo thank you for being such a inspiration Brandon xo
Yay! Finally got to my gifts. Thanks for the kind words and business shout-out! 💜🖤💛🧟♂️
I checked it out, you make some awesome stuff. I'm literally watching all the Friday the 13th movies. 😁
Thx for the laughter!. I am so bad about skipping ads, but not now - u are terrific. :)
Box of the week is probably a mug with bob Ross or a unicorn on it, or a crafting item.
"You want me to give this up for ADAAAAPTION?!
Hmmmmm NO, this is my horse now!!"
- Brandon Farris
Can that random child on the picture be Kelly's daughter 😂
i prefer it as her sister😂
Yes that’s exactly what I thought!🤣
The coffee boutches are sapootoo be for people who are try to quit dipping
Yes
I can't get over his shirt. I absolutely love it.
Me:Can I see the comments
TH-cam:Look kid I know there are 10 comments but No.
There are 536 naw
Brandon: "its a horse with a horn!"
Me: "its a horny horse" .....(slowly realizing what i just said) "OH JEAR DESUS NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT"
my boyfriend: "what the hell did you just say?!"
Me: (dies internally)
love this😂😭
Whoops
I just noticed what you did...
"Jear Desus"
That’s an epic gamer moment.
uh oh you were caught! *intentry hides in closet*
2:33 you had me DYING when u dropped the magnet
The fact that I actually tried smelling the candle when he handed it to the camera 😂
Brandon: I'll drink coffee through a sock
Me: wait didn't you drink it through your underwear a few videos ago?
When he hit the candle against the camera I LOST IT
Crying laughing. Thanks for making a crappy time so great
Awwww. I’m watching this on the day after Christmas
“Half of it’s white. Just like my six year old.”👁👄👁
Why do I pull all-nighters just to watch this😂
Weirdness Crew I was reading drarry fanfics all night WAITING for him to post, so I feel ya
Box of the week: A t'shirt. (In your voice)
A puzzle book. A mug. Some snacks. Somthing pikachu. Jewelery. 💜
I am watching this on Christmas Eve!! Haha so funny you said that!!
"Pork- ah poch- pochrate, meant to say portrait" My mood.. 😂
Me: what is weird
Imbrandonfarris: yes
i tell you i flinched to hard when he made us smell the candle
Not watching on Christmas, but I LOVE Christmas trees like that one! I have a dark blue, pink, and purple one for my kiddos and a green one for myself, lol!!!
Imma come back and watch this on Christmas! Don’t worry Brandon you’ll be right!
i found you on tiktok and honestly havent seen anyone more funny XD
Lola Carlin if your over 9 years old and are ok with swearing daz games is sooo funny as well
I like when you said, "Hair does get coffee on his chest" XD
BOX OF THE WEEK!!
something purple or pink or fuzzing and or something u can eat. LOVE YOUR VIDEOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Brandon: Laurel sweeney
Random person watching this: what kind of name is yanny sweeney??
Why did that take me 15 minutes to understand 😂
Box of the week: magical time traveling elfs, the holy grail, and coordinates to Jimmy Hoffa's body.
I think Christmas is like 2 days away. You are very on time. Much festive. Thank.
Haha! YOU FOOL! I am watching this on Christmas!
Brandon: I felt a hair
Also Brandon: In your beard?
Still Brandon: Shut up
LOLLL 😂🤦 YOUVE INSPIRED ME TO HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE UP ALL YEAR FOR NO REASON AT ALLL
Just had to comment and say when Brandon said "Someone, somewhere right now is watching this video on Christmas day". I instantly thought well not quite but very close to. It is the 21st of December today here in Queensland, Australia.
LOVE YOUR VIDEOS ❤️✨ YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH ❤️❤️
I sit 12 hours a day and I wake up...TO SIT!!!😂😂
Thank you for always remaining family friendly. You’re the bomb!
I have watched all your videos multiple times :) and now today is Christmas watching this one :)
Hey it’s Christmas Day!!! We’re snowed in and I’m just binge watching the most hilarious man in the world!
You're so amazing 😂😂 "Kelly, why dont you ever sit?"
“I know of another twisted game of looking ‘in ya windows’” I’m dying😂
I had to pause this and take a minute when you called magnets squeezy silvers. I'm never calling them anything else ever again, my future children and grandchildren will endure how hilarious I think this is. Thank you.
His sense of humor is 💯💯💯💯%
I love ur videos it bring me so much happiness!!!❤️
Can you donate to the Calgary Alberta children’s hospital? They helped save my sisters life and I am so thankful for that she means the world to me
My niece was there for 6 months after she was born because of her heart surgeries. They were amazing, they definitely deserve it ❤️
Wow I want him to donate there
Yes please
XD i love the little ending saying "forgot the box but guess anyway", so I'll guess maybe something along the lines of bath bombs, Harry Potter goodies - hopefully a Ravenclaw scarf (Ravenclaw fan) or even a Bob Ross doll or notepad maybe
Prairie doggin it... LOL big time. I heart you bro...
"You want me to put that in my mouth?!"
That's what she said!
Brandon:"Prosecco isn't it something you take when your knees ache"
My brain: no its alcohol 😂😂😂
The way you said bubbles sounded like the mayor from power puff girls
Literally watching this on Christmas Eve 😂
"Oh and a catalog!!!"
*Throws it away"
Totally same lol 😂
Brandon:Prosecco
Isn’t that what u take when u have acing knees.
Me(age 10): No it is a type of wine
My mom gets this out when we have guest over she says it's the fancy wine
You had to google it dont lie
Merry Christmas Brandon!!! And all the dooders of the dooderverse!!!
The box of the week is... snacks, something for the girls, and something personally made for you.
"How do you teeth something?" - Brandon Farris 2020
i’m watching this in christmas! just believe me
McCartney Like Paul No your not
I’m here on Christmas yay!!! Lol I have watched this so many times
It's one day after Christmas! Lol I've been watching you on my computer and I came across this video and my computer wouldn't let me comment so I had to do it on my phone so MERRY CHRISTMAS HOPE Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR! ITS 2022! it's when I graduate high schooooool
I think inside the box is ... something Purple with a “B” on it
Box: a twisted game of innuendos
Brandon: I know a twisted game of looking innuendos
HAAA I'm watching this on Christmas 🤣🤣💚❤️
I love you so much 😂 you got me laughing so hard