Getting ROASTED By My 8 Year Old!

I'll grab the smores..

[@Alexluvsmusic7]

When you realize you’ve been watching Brandon for so long you forget that his kid went from 5-8 and you basically forgot she aged 💀

[@evojay5692]

Facts 😭

[@avascreativecreations552]

She's 8 ?!?!?!?

[@ThatCrippledArtist]

Same lol

[@evojay5692]

@@avascreativecreations552 I forgot to time went so fast

[@thattranspieceofbreadt242]

So true 💀💀✨

[@sylvia2802]

I love Brandon story time 🤣 best story teller. "I'm not only playing dumb i am that" may just be the cap design i go with lmao 🤣

[@allysonbryant9499]

lol

[@mpac218]

my daughter said something similar to me. she said what was it like living in the 1900s? I was laughing and crying at the same time

[@caesarxx_x]

bro i’m sorry 💀

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

I’m so sorry lol

[@nathetu8520]

I was born in '94 and when someone says "30 years ago" I immediately jump back to like the 70's-80's but now I'm realizing that I'm 2 years away from being 30 and I'm terrified. I did not sign up for this crap.

[@ClaireBoo.]

Well what was it like

[@jdmlife4820]

I'm sorry for what she said

[@homesicles2343]

Why was I not surprised at all that Brandon parents passive aggressively 😆 It seemed to fit in with his whole persona

[@thewillow3457]

to be honest, i feel like its passive passive aggressive lol a lemon for a punishment for a sassy child is pretty passive lol

[@leahbartlett8473]

Storytime with Brandon! Is becoming one of my favorite things he does! Along with making fun of the 5 minute crafts!

[@doravanhee]

8 YEAR OLD? I STILL REMEMBER HER AS A 5 YEAR OLD...

[@remussanders648]

same

[@AS9_27]

Omg same!

[@sillyg00see]

BRO SAME

[@LiciaYoung]

Pretty soon his son will be 5…. In like 4 years, but for us old folks, that’s not long.

[@deleted6181]

One day when autumn has kids, I’ll be here when she makes a channel and tells this same story ✨😂

[@ericadaugherty7267]

Hahaha

[@stoopyrosekrewfan]

😂😂😂

[@sterlingsterling5695]

I have 4 children and they have all roasted me as such. The two best were from my oldest son and my oldest daughter. My son was about 8 when someone at the store asked how old I was and before I could answer he said that dirt was still bolders when I was born...... I KNOW he was holding on to that one for a while.... just waiting for the opportunity to use it. My daughter, however, ever the history buff, was giving a report on our family history and what made each person special... As I sat among the other parents and listened to all the " My mom is a Dr." and "My Dad is a fireman" boasts, I thought my beautiful daughter would say something along the lines of, "My mom owns her own business". Nope..... She said, " My Mom was born 1 year after the last slave died" Ugg. I feel your pain Brandon.

[@SisterMaryTatas]

Oh wow, BRUTAL! XD

[@needstherapy649]

It’s always your own. I would know cause my siblings and I are alway roasting our parents.

[@finnleycarr6878]

“I am young at heart!” Yes Brandon, yes you are. I would know as I have been watching you for a long time.

[@DirtyPlumbus]

It's interesting to see how people react to the truth based on how it's presented. Lol

[@evojay5692]

This hit diffrent😂

[@rogueraven1701]

Lol, I love the relationship between Brandon and Autumn! They play off each other and it's HILARIOUS!!

[@tmnyntrstsntnghlf]

I feel like Beebs’ life flash before his eyes at that moment! 👁👄👁 😂

[@Spyz007]

I’ve been roasted by a 7 year old, I lost the little bit of pride I had left

[@ariatwebb5205]

Brandon's petty parenting kills me

[@disneyzen817]

At least she was 8.
A few years ago when I was 45 my grow kid turns to me like he just had an epiphany and says“Mom, you’re half way to 90!” 🤦🏻‍♀️ All I could do was laugh! 🤣

[@thewillow3457]

lol rude

[@X.outofhermind.X]

Lol my MOM said on my 35th birthday “Happy Birthday! You’re halfway to 70 now!” 😂🤣😂

[@kmking421]

ahhhh '91, you baby. '86 here. been watching you since the video of when you had the guitar battle with I believe your neighbor LoL much love man, loving the content.

[@hannahxx17]

I was born in 91 and theres nothing more terrifying than meeting a full formed functioning human and discovering they were born in 2002.......

[@imbrandonfarrisshorts]

It's so disconcerting 😵‍💫
-💜TeamBF

[@Emilaria]

Wait until you're in your mid-thirties and still hoping to find an aldultier adult who can answer your questions. You feel both really old and still really clueless.

[@hannahxx17]

@@Emilaria The older I get the more I realise no on has a clue what theyre doing. I do enjoy the whole 'teenagers being scared of me' thing though. Working in retail it is oddly satisfying to watch a group of 15 year olds go from big time badasses to scared little kids with one quick 'Come here now'.

[@hannahxx17]

@@imbrandonfarrisshorts It's worse when they have their life more together than your own

[@candice1989]

I had this same convo with my mama about 2 months ago. I was like "the new thing young people are doing is reminding us that we were born in the 1900s. Y'know, like Wright Brothers First Flight and my birthday. Same year apparently"

[@kaela.merrill]

the gibberish at the beginning is priceless

[@gabbypeterson9570]

I wish I could have good come backs like your kid... I know it's a dream but, dreams can come true!... right kelly?!

[@yamuri_8583]

Wow, this made me realize how long I've been watching Brandon...I remember when Autumn was 5

[@jordantucker6632]

This guy is amazing when I'm in a bad mood he puts me in a good mood

[@Rickyinnit0831]

"I'm not only playing dumb, I am that" lol

[@_Mi.chelle]

I feel like kids are now born with this question in their DNA. Mine did this a few years ago. 😆 As someone born in the 80s My child likes to ask often what year again? So I like to remind her My grandmother was born the same year the Titanic sunk. Then tell her My Great Grandparents were born in the 1800s.. See redirect 😆

[@catsj1767]

Oh come on smells you’re killing me. I was in school and graduated when you were 8 years old

[@geminika_3407]

I.... I am so glad I am under 20 and make the people around me feel old...... 💀

[@mamaseesa3122]

I honestly see my youngest being like this. She's 5 and I told her to not have so much attitude when asking for a drink and she looked at me sideways and said 'sasstitude?' 😳🙄🤣

[@evvieelmore]

that snack time anecdote was so spot on.
as kids, my sister and i would have snack time right before bed every night, so we wouldnt complain in the middle of the night.
one night, we were being bad. so, instead of a fruit cup or sweet crackers, my ma gave us a slice of bread and a cup of water each. we looked at each other like- what????
it backfired though... we ended up loving that snack and would ball up slices of bread and just eat them all the time lol.

[@TheDeviIDogg]

This has affected me. An 8 year old bringing to light the fact that I was born in the 1900s. Technically the 1900s is just 1900-1909 but sometimes given context its 1900-1999

[@xXxMidnighTxAngeLxXx]

'93 here and I feel every ounce of this, from the pride and sensitivity to the anger and depression of kids now telling us we're from the 1900's 😂😂😂😂

[@blobfish4999]

Return of the king

[@VeronicaRonniDorval2638]

I think the most important parenting advice that I could give to anyone would be, be consistent with your punishments, if you punish them they stay punished (grounded) don't get soft hearted and say all right whatever you know, you've got to stay strong with that I speak from experience of watching my daughter raise my grandson!

[@mom23js]

What you described is classic uno reverse of child psychology. The parent has the power, and once you give in to the person without power, you in turn give THEM the power. So if kiddo knows you're going to cave with the punishment.. nothing they do will have any severity merit and all bad acts will be the same level of bad in their brain because " parent isn't gunna punish me for long anyway".. and this is why today's youth walks all over their parents and act like fools.
But also a side note: funny how when teachers weren't allowed to spank kids, good behavior went down. When CPS gave specific rules for punishment.. kids and adults started using them as a weapon rather than having them actually be saviors for truly abused kids and not just ones who got spanked for throwing a tantrum in the store.
This is the world we live in now. Children call the shots and CPS is a weapon..

[@kenzie0808]

Heyy Brandon!! Ilysm 🤣 you make me laugh so hard

[@mandimartin5521]

1980 here and the struggle is so very very real lol. My brain still thinks I'm 14 but my body is QUICK to reassure me that my numbers are switched.

[@Bone_daddyy21]

Omg the old jokes from my kids are funny but also hit me in the hurt feelings 😂 *grumpy old man noises*

[@carriep2683]

I worked in a retail store that had a shirt with “1990” on it and it was part of their vintage theme and I was incredibly offended since that’s my year! 😂 it does hurt! Also I love these videos so much! They are reminiscent to the car days! 💕

[@imbrandonfarrisshorts]

vintage? 😫 I'm in pain.
-💜TeamBF

[@hannahxx17]

My phone from high school is in a museum 😫😫😫😫 Not even early high school either, I had that phone in like grade 10 (Good old Motorola razr.

[@kaselee1]

At least you only have one kid doing that. I am a teacher, so many times a year from a whole class I receive that question. They love to remind me, and one even proceeded to say "did you feel the generational gap there?"...yes. Yes, I did. Thank you.

[@SuckitToddProductions]

I’m glad you keep getting older. Your birthday is the funnest part of my year.

[@katejohnson2071]

I recently shared ur videos with my 8 yr old.. The giggles I heard comin from their room from ur vids with Cam, filled my heart with so much joy 🥰 Thank u for content that we can both enjoy 🤣💕

[@misaebisu4368]

this is so true my daughter has like a little book full of stuff she's just ready to throw at me🤣🤣🤣 she just turn 9 it's just the beginning! All you can do is just keep holding on and try to stand your ground blahah

[@televisionguy2]

I feel like this video gets revisited every year, and the only thing that changes is Autumn's age, and the contents of her sass 🤣
PS Born in 1985. And have a smart mouth 10 and 12 year old. I'm here for you brother.
PMS (that's a totally different thing) I went to tap on your page icon, an add played right before I tapped, the add changed the size of the screen and I accidentally hit the dislike button. So I spammed the like button to counteract my accidental action.

[@andreakorab5056]

How is she 8 already!! Oh sheesh I was also born in the 1900s lol 😆 😅 This whole video makes me feel old!!!

[@Lelaek]

Whenever you are in a bad mood this guy can fix it right up!’n

[@Lelaek]

Omg Brandon thank you so much for liking my comment I have been watching you for the longest time!! I love you so much!!!

[@ayumiving]

Advice? Nope . Warning, though? Yup... it only gets more interesting from here lol My kids are 27 and 23 now and the sarcasm has not stopped lol When my oldest was 5, we were standing in a grocery store line up. There was a gentleman in front of us who must have been about 80. I pointed to an old style radio on a magazine and said "Pa (my dad) had that was I was a kid. He repaired it and got it working again." Without missing a heartbeat, my sarcastic 5 year old says " They had radio when you were a kid?!" The older man in front of us started laughing pretty hard, which she loved. I was 29 at the time. The only difference between then and now is that the sarcasm and roasting of mom is better thought out!

[@Carolynnie]

Yeah, working with elementary schoolers somehow makes me feel dumb nearly every day

[@Penn.Dragon]

IDK, I think your approach was justified, and also genius.

[@derpydonaby]

10/10

[@Your_girl_1nes]

8 year aka autumn, I miss her so much! I think you have 2 great kids!! And family, duhhh :)

[@christina7557]

Took my kids to the bus stop once and they proceeded to tell everyone there that I had an over the shoulder boulder holder and it was bigger than their heads. I never wished for a ground to open up and swallow me whole more!

[@catsj1767]

Lolololilolol I know what that is!!!!

[@onthewiree6347]

you’re always getting roasted by autumn

[@wendylou8963]

I work with kids but no one has ever asked me that lolol I'll be prepared now!! Love your story time

[@GrailFantasy]

He never did get his whistle.

[@jenniferbates2811]

As a Gen Xer who was born in 1976, I've heard this before!! Kids are wicked funny. I love Brandon's channel. I've been a subscriber for almost 3 years! Thanks for the Laughs!! 💜.

[@abbigaylemidkiff153]

Hey Brandon I want to say thank you for making me laugh in hard times and that your videos are so funn

[@JellyKoopa]

I remember when Brandon was talking about how creepy his kid is. I'm waiting for her to sneak behind him and hide and sing or play creepy songs 😂
but it's pretty bad that she's 8 and she is probably better at roasting Brandon. then me when I roast chicken 💀

[@cykelpigen]

I was born in 1980 and a couple og years ago I got schooled by my 3 y.o nephew... They can't be trusted

[@lillian4402]

"heyher" brandon's laugh. cracks me up everytime, you don't even know when its coming, it just , out of nowhere, "heyher". gotta love your vids bradon. 😂

[@erikarussell1142]

Lmao I raised mine without hitting (except when life threatening things happened: sticking things in outlets, running in front of traffick...) but I also did many things like this as well as calling out poor behavior. But this had me dying, I used to do the same thing... then wonder why my kids so petty. Lol

[@Bio987]

im not a parent but i know that yelling at a child is not good, so good on you for not yelling im proud of you

[@bludaizee24]

I felt old the day I was at a thrift store with my kids and described records as really old-fashioned DVDs to them. Lol

[@LiciaYoung]

And this is how he ends up with bodily fluids in his coffee…

[@yourmajesty5930]

I just love it when his daughter calls him beebs! OMG SO CUTE (also poor brandon!)

[@victoriarobles5874]

Well Brandon, I was born way earlier then you were in the 1900's,LOL and I believe that young children learn things from watching and listening to parents/ said parents not knowing that child is nearby. One day I was not very happy that I had to go into work that day and my 5 year old at that time look straight at me and said 'Momma stop bitching and go to work' of course I was late that day because it took me 30 minutes to get off the floor because I was laughing so hard. Love my Baby Girl, she turned out just like me.

[@SisterMaryTatas]

XD

[@windyloweryking1826]

1980's baby here...all 4 of our children were born in the 2000's+ range. They weren't even born in the 1900's and this still blows my mind....like WOW! But I still get the pleasure of telling my youngest that I didn't get my first smart phone until after she was born, I feel like this puts these lil' a-holes in their place when they want act like I'm old.

[@ellen3835]

The title 😂😂😂

[@chiaramessina8137]

The fact that I said this to my mom when I was 10 makes this story way funnier

[@nats9099]

I needed this laugh …. Thanks Brandon 🥹❤️

[@alibibayuro5432]

You seem like a great dad brandon, I’ve been watching you for 1 year now

[@catsj1767]

He’s the best boyfriend and partner and parent - I think we should gather his dna and try to clone him

[@ZackLesterWrites]

Man he is so funny.

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

Ikr

[@tracylopez7666]

Thanks for the smile.

[@mattdarga5198]

Oh yeah I got the same response of "wow" from my son (who is 11) when he asked me when I was born. In a big bold vice I said 1985. He also makes me feel old on a regular basis. Example, he's only known TVs to be flat and hanging on walls since he was born. So when he saw an on TV of mine from the 1900s he asked what it was. I told him an old TV then he asked was the big box looking thing behind it was for. 😐😐😐....that's part of the TV son.

[@freeshavocado]

I love how brandon went from "my girlfriend's daughter" to "my 8 year old daughter"

[@ciaramoore7529]

You are amazing and always make me laugh!!!

[@Calico._69]

"im not only playing dumb, but i am dumb" - brandon farris

[@USkillz]

I hope my kids were too young to remember my wife and I have 'old peoples' diseases.
My wife at 20 had the most blood clots the doctors had ever seen and me at 25 a few years later with a heart attack.

[@jfc219]

Dude! I turned 29 at the end of March (born in 93), and my step kids are like…..wow! You’re ancient! ….as they point out the 4-5 gray hairs I forgot to pluck….
Little do they know that I cry when I realize I’m almost 30…..those darn kids are always speaking truths that we don’t want to friggin hear!!!!!! 😂 😥

[@AUF18]

I love Brandon's story time 😂💜

[@ambervanbrogen3172]

I've been struggling with being 38. I feel old. Not like having a conversation with an 80 yr old and being on the same level old. Just realizing im not young I suppose. Your daughter single handedly knocked hundreds of us down a peg with 1 statement! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@happyjess853]

Yeah like me just realizing today that this year is my 20 year high school reunion and remembering that i thought my mom was so old when she had hers..lets all laugh please god lets try to laugh

[@ambervanbrogen3172]

Haha, mine is this year too!

[@JennOmgg]

OOoooOoO i love you two

[@kayleecox8269]

Hi I love your video ✌🏻

[@BlackRaven2010]

You're a year older than me, 1992 here. That realization hurts to the core.😭😂

[@tiffanywiseman706]

One day about 5 or so years ago, I saw a commercial for some cool new toy and I asked my friend “why didn’t they have cool stuff like that when we were kids?” My daughter who was around 10 at the time goes “ it’s because you we’re kids in the nineteen hundreds”… I remember that pain you just felt!

[@Voidz.2]

This reminds me of the time I told my brother and own mother that she was going to die because she had a single grey hair. It was that time in my life she knew I was cruel

[@motherofsons0306]

Oh no! I had a similar conversation with my sons. I was born in 1991 as well and oh boy! 😅 I feel ya! 😂

[@ImAPotato-]

I just watched “getting roasted by my 5 year old” like last night. Nice coincidence

[@omegamaximus8632]

LMAO 91 damn ... Got you beat Young 'n .. try 73 I sound like a bag of walnuts when I get out of bed or stand up .. sit down ...walk ... LMAO

[@s.pnugget2651]

I find so much joy in your videos, you're just so fun and I binge your channel quite a bit. I found it hilarious when we both made the same sound after you said "wow" 😂
3:14

[@kirbyl8310]

I was born in 1985 and my big bro who also was named Brandon just passed away 16 months ago was born in 1980 so don’t feel bad brandon (hugs you)❤️

[@leena9973]

This reminds me of when I was 5-6 years old and would tell people "my mom was born in the 19 somethings" definitely hurt her in a different type of way, I hear about it this day, she'll never forgive me

[@AwesomeCat2012]

Hush with that talk of being born in the 1900s. I don't wanna hear it! 😭🤣

[@benkearney8459]

this is the only video i think i’ve seen of brandon where his room is organized

[@TheTonialadd]

Eight year olds can be brutal…

[@marcelinesgurl3346]

❤️❤️❤️I LOVE YOUR VIDS ❤️❤️❤️

[@hawklena7756]

“Now my kid loves snack time, give her some nutter butters some chewy candy, Boom snack time was great today thanks for the snacks dad!”

[@deserabailey8500]

LOL! im a few days away from being born in 92 & one of my friend's kids did the same thing to me! LOL They said "late 19 hundreds" and I died a little in sides. hahaha

[@nikkigreear7425]

I need a vlog day of you and autumn just doing the craziest activities! "A day in my life with my 8 year old"

[@kenyaponce5208]

I love you brandonnnnnnnnnnnn

[@cyrus4953]

amazing

[@BobIzGhetto]

I was just here watching vids... And suddenly another video 🙌🙌

[@jaiden8976]

He was born about 992 years after the first mechanical reaper was invented by Cyrus McCormick.

[@annabellethomas4361]

dont worry brandon, when its the 3000's children will go "yoU WeRe bOrn iN thE 2000's??? wOw-"