Oh! Here's the lyrics c: I'm gonna hock some swag Only got boonbucks in my pocket I - I - I'm fishing, hooking for a treasure This is fucking awesome Nah, Walk up to the glub like you all about the shell shock I'm so pumped about some shit for the prawn shop Jewels in the crown they're so damn costly That trolls are like, "Clam! She found Andrew Hussie." Swimmin in, hella deep, krillin my anemones, Prawn all yo junk, 'cept my pointy jam, for tha queen Hatin on the fish punk, gills standin' next to me Probubbly gonna shell this, smells like boonbucks to me (cashhhhh) But shit, it was all free to me! I be grabbin it, snatchin it, 'bout to go and get some fishin nets Takin' all of those golden fins someone else's been anchoring But me and guppy stealin it I am slippin and sneakin and Earnin' my money and I'm shella happy that's yo booty, bitch I'ma take the empress style, I'ma take the empress' style, No for real - ask the empress- can I have her trident now? Fiduspawn cards and horsaponi Juju breaker in a chest that I found walkin' Found a broken cue ball, I sold a broken cue ball I sold a weird codpiece, then I sold a teapot Shello, shello, my ace troll, Rufioh Condesce ain't got nothing on my business, shell no I could take some fake horns, rocket boots, sell those Loser troll would be like "trigger warning: klepto" [Hook x2] [Verse 2:] What you know about pawnin a ring off on a human? What you knowin' about sellin a blood potion? I'm walkin, I'm walkin, I'm searching right through that bubble One troll's trash, that's another troll's sick bling Thank your empress for hiding that gold double trident 'Cause right now I'm up in here glubbin I'm in the bubbles, you can find me in the (updates) I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' in that panel (updates) Your moirail, your auspi, your matesprit, your kizzie I'll take that big blue ahab's crosshairs, over knee, I break that motherglubber Pair of timetables with the jams on that motherglubber I hit the deck and they stop in that motherglubber They be like, "Oh, that Peixes - she's shella tight." I'm like, "Yo - it's fifty boonies for the seahorse." Jacked Cronus edition, let's do some shrimple addition Fifty dollars for a seahorse - that's just a hella sweet pitch (shit) I call that getting b8ed and switched (shit) I call that getting tricked by an heiress This shit's hella dough And stealin this shit from all the other trolls up in this dream is a hella dope flash game, come take a look through my telescope Trying to get gold from a ghost? Man you hella won't Man you hella won't (Prawn shop... hockin swag... yeah!) I'm sellin my friends' clothes I'm makin hella dough I bought this big ass boat From that prawn shop down the road
I can't get over how much I love this song. "Loser troll would be like "trigger warning: klepto"" has got to be like my fave line in like any song xD I love me some Vantas boys~ >/P/<
oh my glub! Your voice is my head cannon for Meenah! 38D You should definitely try out for Meenah on Let's Read Homestuck when they open o3o your voice is beautiful
![[S] Die Young [Homestuck parody]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rk6PJ3pzFmo/mqdefault.jpg)
dave, bro, you got competition
That One Raindrop mhm
Fuck now I gotta make a diss track
*_38)_*
Hurry on that diss track Dave or she'll win by default
Oh no
- Dave
I went to a thrift shop actually, and I found a Homestuck shirt.
WHERE
s0 4w3s0m3
yeeees
Behold.
MACKERELmore.
I can't even
You are a wonderful person
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week!
lol
I HAVE TOP COMMENT ARE YOU PROUD OF ME MOM!?
I see Meenah is a Mackerelmore fan
((macklemore got nothin on meenah))
Sollux_Captor2
*nofin
Don't you mean ...*Mackerel*more?
ElitaPheonix you shoosh *paps*
Casius Vantra Don't touch me I have a moirail
the glubs at the start felt awkward and weak but then main song was very strong! the lyrics are brilliant
Tuiteyfruity yup, exactly my point
I thought it was great the entire time
To me, they went on for way too long. The rest of the song to me was.. ehh? Not a fan of the original either.
those are some sick fires
dave strider better step up his game
That was Dave's mix
I was at a con once dressed as Meulin and at the end of the Homestuck panel Meenah came out and sang this!!
omg yesh
meenah: so swag
Doge: yes, much swag, very meenah
I actually like this more than the original.
I don't think you're the only one
Same
Same bro
Man this was literally my SHIT in 2014 and here I am in 2020 listening to it.
Yup, headcanon Meenah voice. Holy yes.
the should make rap battles for homestuck characters.. XD
Gianna S. Im glad someone agrees XD
ANIMENOIZ〈3 OMG-- YES
cAn I bE aGaInSt TaVbRoS?
Gamzee Makara*pats your head* Hell to the yeeeee~
Indiera Martin yEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE! :oD
Oh! Here's the lyrics c:
I'm gonna hock some swag
Only got boonbucks in my pocket
I - I - I'm fishing, hooking for a treasure
This is fucking awesome
Nah, Walk up to the glub like you all about the shell shock
I'm so pumped about some shit for the prawn shop
Jewels in the crown they're so damn costly
That trolls are like, "Clam! She found Andrew Hussie."
Swimmin in, hella deep, krillin my anemones,
Prawn all yo junk, 'cept my pointy jam, for tha queen
Hatin on the fish punk, gills standin' next to me
Probubbly gonna shell this, smells like boonbucks to me (cashhhhh)
But shit, it was all free to me!
I be grabbin it, snatchin it, 'bout to go and get some fishin nets
Takin' all of those golden fins someone else's been anchoring
But me and guppy stealin it
I am slippin and sneakin and
Earnin' my money and I'm shella happy that's yo booty, bitch
I'ma take the empress style, I'ma take the empress' style,
No for real - ask the empress- can I have her trident now?
Fiduspawn cards and horsaponi
Juju breaker in a chest that I found walkin'
Found a broken cue ball, I sold a broken cue ball
I sold a weird codpiece, then I sold a teapot
Shello, shello, my ace troll, Rufioh
Condesce ain't got nothing on my business, shell no
I could take some fake horns, rocket boots, sell those
Loser troll would be like "trigger warning: klepto"
[Hook x2]
[Verse 2:]
What you know about pawnin a ring off on a human?
What you knowin' about sellin a blood potion?
I'm walkin, I'm walkin, I'm searching right through that bubble
One troll's trash, that's another troll's sick bling
Thank your empress for hiding that gold double trident
'Cause right now I'm up in here glubbin
I'm in the bubbles, you can find me in the (updates)
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' in that panel (updates)
Your moirail, your auspi, your matesprit, your kizzie
I'll take that big blue ahab's crosshairs, over knee, I break that motherglubber
Pair of timetables with the jams on that motherglubber
I hit the deck and they stop in that motherglubber
They be like, "Oh, that Peixes - she's shella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - it's fifty boonies for the seahorse."
Jacked Cronus edition, let's do some shrimple addition
Fifty dollars for a seahorse - that's just a hella sweet pitch (shit)
I call that getting b8ed and switched (shit)
I call that getting tricked by an heiress
This shit's hella dough
And stealin this shit from all the other trolls up in this dream is a hella dope
flash game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get gold from a ghost? Man you hella won't
Man you hella won't
(Prawn shop... hockin swag... yeah!)
I'm sellin my friends' clothes
I'm makin hella dough
I bought this big ass boat
From that prawn shop down the road
someone should do a cover of starships by nicki minaj for meenah
"starfish are meant to flyyyyyyy"
I would think she should say "STARFISH, ARE MEANT TO FRYYYYYV
Casius Vantra XD
In my primary school everyone would say starfish are meant to die😂😂
Okay, storytime:
When I was 6 I misheard the lyrics to Starships and sang it "Starfish" and now my entire family sings it like that un-ironically.
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE DREAM BUBBLES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
This must be one of my favorite parodies of all time.
GLUBBIN AWESOME.
love the song but at the beginning meenah sounds really awkward
This is like a sooooooo much better than the original song.
This is art
i remember listening to this on my 3ds omg. still love this song
Actually, this is my cannon voice for Meenah. LOL
This has made me like Meenah a lot more.
Michaela Weimer She's My Favourite Dancestor.
stan SM artists
Same ;u;
I can't get over how much I love this song. "Loser troll would be like "trigger warning: klepto"" has got to be like my fave line in like any song xD I love me some Vantas boys~ >/P/<
Is it bad that I still remember this from 2014.....godamn homestuck is a fucking whirlpool
Dave vs Meenah rap Battle NOW
Where has this been all my life.
wtf im 2 years late but enby dice enby dice
hell fucking yeah
oh my lord! XD I lost it when Meenah was like GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB XDXDXD
This is the best thing to come out of Homestuck. Ever.
I love this song! SO COOL
This is so perfect omfg
Oh my gosh, Zamii is not only a great artist, but a great singer!
Great job with the lyrics y the way!
I was waiting for you to put this here. I love this so much.
i lose my cool when the line 'im selling my friends clothes' comes up. like. best line ive ever heard. thank you for this song its amazing.
PLEASE EVERYONE READING THIS turn the speed on 2 (if you aren't on mobile)!!! Its actually beautiful
or at least 1.5
that was awesome. Usually, when I turn the video speed up I can't understand a word that they're saying, but this time I was
The best homestuck parody that existed
I downloaded that alternia fm app in 2014 and this was the first song I ever heard on there that night.
It's 2023 and I'm dragging some friends into Homestuck. This is one of the songs I've shown them so far.
in the first 5 seconds, i knew this would be AMAZING
also at least it has no lyrics similar to "walk into the club - like "what up, i got a big c***""
What I love is that you can still hear the fish puns even though it goes pretty fast
I like the Homestuck parodies more than the original songs
i will glubbin FIG)(T u
aint got shit on me guppy
+Her Imperious Condescension (SUCKAS) glub
Omg condese
This is like my theme song
You're lyrics are brilliant! Well done.
I accept this more than I do with the original.
Dave needs to step up his game because there's a new player in the game
*starts dancing* YEAAAAAAAA
Yesss
Parodies beautiful as this is one of the few times I actually pay attention to the raps xD
Oh my glubbing god this is so perfect. You are a parody god.
Don't be too cocky man. You have some heavy comp right there.
Oh my glub
ii am a2ctually 2urprii2ed how well thii2 wa2 done. ii am glade ii 2aiid "need mu2iic random cliick2 go"
I listen to this when i feel upset so then i'll be back to my cool self
Darn you Feferi! You beat me to that pun by a week! You truly are the Mistress of Fish Puns!
Oh my god.
*audibly face palms*
gog*-
Oh. My. Glub... Yes... Just... Thank you. I've had this idea in my head, and you made my dream come true! :> Thank you!
god DAYUMMMMM this is SUWEEEET. all the awards.
This is so beautiful
this is amazing... just... pure miracles...
I have the biggest fucking smile right now.
ah i used to listen to this so much
Same
you are a beautiful person for this
That beautiful moment when you learn the entire rap.
Zamii just did the art for the track! She's a great friend of mine though!
oh my glub! Your voice is my head cannon for Meenah! 38D You should definitely try out for Meenah on Let's Read Homestuck when they open o3o your voice is beautiful
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Everybody needed this
including me
Oh, I didn't notice that was a Zamii art piece! Neato
Today I found an old cd mixtape from my childhood and this song was on it. So, yeah. Be burdened with that knowledge.
yes exactly
Made my day! Glubbin awesome!!!
I love this so much.
Hot.
this is beautiful
this is so fantastic!!!!
I just love this!
Oh jegus. This. Is. Just. Perfect. I can die happy now
"She found Andrew Hussie" XD
its all in your name
youre pretty good at jokes
keep them coming
The begging pissed me off so much but i still love this
Okay, this is probably my favorite song right now, either real or parody.
The Condesce does that too while she revels in her sweet loot. These two, as you may have noticed, are just a little bit on the, um, eccentric side.
*plays this song to friend* let me tell you about homestuck.
this is F-ing awesome!
this is amazingly perfect. ::::D
The real song came on, started singing this version
I'm not really the biggest fans of thrift shop but im sirously rocking out to this
I LOVE THIS
I love this.
"Trigger warning: klepto" XD
I saw this on tumblr and ever since i've been running around singing and rapping this xD
I need this in my life forever.
Yes.
This is good. Eminem, Ice Cube, Striders, Y'ALL NEED TO STEP UP YOUR GAME.
This goes hard actually
I love this song!
Damn, this is perfect. =D
Hello headcanon Meenah voice.
oh cod yes gill you got talent
I... I can't stop listening to this.
Your voice it SOOTHES ME
at first i thought this was going to be horrible but as i kept listening i began to scream from joy
that.was.AWESOME! :o)