I did that at lunch. They slapped me so I ran off yelling, "I BEGIN EVERY PESTERLOG WITH AN APOLOGY! SORRY THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S JUST ENGLISH POLICY!"
When the Homestuck fandom surrounded me I used to be able sing this song at the drop of a hat, cause I memorized it. Speaking part and everything. Now that I'm not so into the fandom I can't even remember one word, besides gay shipping
Oh god I melted. This is the first time I've listened to this in my headphones, and when it got to " if you find a bleak joy in a missed birthday and the rain pours down on your ships" the tone of his voice made me melt. Try listening to it from your headphones.
If you can't take a joke *double pistols and a wink* I'm a new homestuck fan and I haven't even met this guy yet. My friend showed me this and I'm already in love with him.
Yup! Took me some time. I stayed and thought a bit about what sing it reminds me of then the song I'm Awesome came out in my mind and i was like: "OOOOOHHHHH!!"
"I don't want to be fantastic. Just adequate. And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic." I can't be the only one who thought of England from Hetalia, right?
I forgot about this song and it was in my recommended so I went to look at the comments and seen 4 years ago I wrote "omg I love jake 😍" absolutely disappointed in myself
*HOLY SHIT NO I NEED TO LEARN THE LYRICS BECAUSE WHEN I PUT ON GLASSES I LOOK LIKE JAKE AND I CAN DO AN A+ BRITISH ACCENT AND THIS IS TOO PERFECT AND OMF I JUST REALIZED THAT MY NAME ON HERE IS JAKE AS WELL* **dramatic deep breath** *I T ' S M E A N T T O B E E E E E E E E EE E*
I was rapping this in class without realizing. My friend was like "you need help. You like homestuck too much." I smirked and chanted you can't fight the homestuck.
When he says 'HAHA Jane Jake shippers just try and stop me!' he sounds like Sjin from the Yogscast- and i havent watched them in years??? and i recognized this??
Me and my schools homestuck community had some american kids visiting and we had a talent contest, so we all went onto the stage in our cosplays and started singing this
Does anyone ever stumble across old comments you left and wonder why the fuck you said that. This never happened. What the fuck was I talking about. What is wrong with 13 year olds
Jess Huitron i think it is a sort of joke about the frequent fetishization of gay relationships, particularly in fandom. therefore in the last line, he's sooorta apologizing for dirkjake, since it has been viewed as an unhealthy ship that was uplifted by fandom more because it was a gay ship than a truly romantic portrayal. additionally, the singer could be a jakejane shipper who wanted to poke fun at that partially sunken ship. or both. really, who knows. personally, i take it as a lighthearted comment thats pseudo-ic, more of a meta joke than anything else. it also kind of might imply that gay ships are.. bad in someway? but i'm hoping that wasn't the intention. hehe, sorry, you probably weren't expecting some dweeeeb to give this long a reply.
i have been listening to this on loop for the past week because i cannot get it out of my head. its just too awesome. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
![【Broadway Karkat】[S] Karkat: Be A Fanboy - Lyrics](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9X4VyPnlkyY/mqdefault.jpg)
"I'm ever so nice to the pets"
*gunshot in background*
........
How did this get so many +s what stop it
sera kerr He DID apologize. And he didn't really mean it.
((HE KILLED MY PATRON TROLL'S LUSCUS! }:( ))
Terezi Pyrope It WAS a freakin' accident!
Oh my gosh this is still getting +s no
His voice is perfect for Jake
yup
Agos P. Totally
yis
I've got a friend Jake England and we all call him Jake English. One of my other friends gave him Jake English cosplay for his birthday.
*jealousy INTENSIFIES*
THAT IS THE 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚
I bet he even sounds like him
YES
i want to like this but it’s already at 413..
"If I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic" Yeah, that's me.
+spencer wolf SameXD
*****
"I'm ever so nice to the pets!" *Gunshot*
WHY
XD OMFG--
SO POOFY
yes
^ ^
3
so ADORABLE
+Zacharie The Merchant (The OFF Fandom) Because Jake. Don't question it, it'll break your thinkpan.
My friend told me, "Turn off that gangster music." when I played this during Lunch.
BLAST IT IN THEIR EAR
AND SAY YOU'RE ENGLISH
I did that at lunch. They slapped me so I ran off yelling, "I BEGIN EVERY PESTERLOG WITH AN APOLOGY! SORRY THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S JUST ENGLISH POLICY!"
Wow
Peridot The Gem greetings fellow trash
When the Homestuck fandom surrounded me I used to be able sing this song at the drop of a hat, cause I memorized it. Speaking part and everything. Now that I'm not so into the fandom I can't even remember one word, besides gay shipping
FIRST OF ALL TYLER JOSEPH IN PFP
SECOND OF ALL
ME
Well isn't that the important part? :P
Lior Edrich hi
ME TOO
The last time I heard this song was in 2017
Last night I remembered it perfectly-
- headcannon Jake voice -
+Konata ikr!
Agreed
same
*double pistol and a wink*
Oh god I melted. This is the first time I've listened to this in my headphones, and when it got to " if you find a bleak joy in a missed birthday and the rain pours down on your ships" the tone of his voice made me melt. Try listening to it from your headphones.
YES.
K Kodet same
I'm on my knees tbh.
why are you stupod
"I'm ever so nice with the pets." *shoots* TINKERBULL!!!
_wwhy'd you do it_
Jake English
Jake.
Why.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-----------------------------------00000000000000000000000000000000
"I'm so terribly sorry about gay shipping"
**Laughter fills room**
I can't sing this whole thing without laughing at the end...
Elizabeth Midford Same Lizzie cx
+Elizabeth Midford its hilarious. how's ciel?
Lizzy? Why are you here? Have you learned that people ship Ciel with Sebastian?
Elizabeth Midford you deserve a fucking award
"I've got a room in a cramped tree house."
DAMMIT JUDE.
(who else is hiped for hiveswap?)
:33< hypeswap
Karkat Vantas
Hell yea I am
Oh FRICK YEAH!!!! *Makes sure parents aren't around* OH F*** YEAH!!!
RetroNintendoGamerGirl.exe87 lol
Karkat Vantas HHHHHHHIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEESSSSSWWWWWAAAAAAPPPPPP
This beat is dandy!
omg thia is so fucking cute *squeals* //
Your voice is so smexy ;A;
Toni Smith Oh! Thank you darling, this is quite a shocks buster!
*Hugs* Your voice is so amazing!
*hugs too*
'And I have the keys right here...I've been keeping them just for you'
JESUS JAKE, THIS IS WHAT GETS PEOPLE SWOONING OVER YOUR DAMN ENGLISH CHARM.
_"And lastly, I'm most terribly. terribly sorry."_
_"About,"_
*_"Gay Shipping"_*
_[] God That cracked me up! XD []_
[:
He must hate most of the fandom..*snaps and her shipping wall appears.turns around and fixes the strings* *snaps again the wall disappears*
+Julchen “ZHE QUEEN OF AWESOME” Beilschmidt SAMEEEEEEEEE
+Julchen “ZHE QUEEN OF AWESOME” Beilschmidt I'm not sorry. Heh.
_[] I just- []_
_[] Wow []_
I could fall asleep to this voice.
If I wasn't laughing so much. I love Jake.
Shipping him with anyone is a black hole of despair.
If you can't take a joke *double pistols and a wink*
I'm a new homestuck fan and I haven't even met this guy yet. My friend showed me this and I'm already in love with him.
Same 😄 I've been so in love with this song, I know all the lyrics already (I've only read Act 1 & 2 of Homestuck so far) 😅
I am so sorry.
I already Kin him and I just met him
Update on how you feel about Jake?
"now in every forum all the crack ships stumble **slurp**" Did anyone else hear the slurp
WELL NOW I DO XD
shit i had to listen really closely
I HEARD IT owo
and yes it is funny. me and my brother made it an inside joke.
yup I heard the slurp
hmmmmm what could it be...
No one should ever feel sorry about gay shipping.
I certainly am not
ObliviDraws I'm gay, and I approve this message.
Mason Hoffman Saaaame :3
ObliviDraws Yesssss. :3
I just realized that this song is a parody of the song I'm Awesome....
oh....it is? I was trying to figure out what the original was haha!
Yup! Took me some time. I stayed and thought a bit about what sing it reminds me of then the song I'm Awesome came out in my mind and i was like: "OOOOOHHHHH!!"
lol, well thank you :3
oh wow no thats wrong - its a parody of I'm British, and it keeps about a third of the lyrics exactly the same
the more you know
TAP OF A MORNING
thats the mortal of this story
the more you know
"I don't want to be fantastic. Just adequate. And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic."
I can't be the only one who thought of England from Hetalia, right?
Ridiculously cynical that's what we're like.
If you can't take a joke, get on your bike.
I'm British.
Eli Mack Are you really? XD Oh geuss what~
I actually am British xD
What were you gonna tell me?
Do you remember what happens in five days, other than the first day of summer? :3
"I'm ever so nice to the pets!" Gunshot
this is amazing!
"I'm ever so nice to the pets!" *gun shot* lol wow!
I'm not sorry about gay shipping.
wow
I'm not sorry about MY gay shipping...😉
SAME
+Cynthia Blankenship SAME X2
TRUE
gay shipping is amazing lol
SAME XD
i like this song, and that makes me unique.
'Im ever so nice to the pets'
*Gun fires*
Nooo
_Did anyone else hear the gunshot after he said "I'm ever so nice to the pets"?_
No you were obviously the only one despite all the comments saying otherwise
_;-; Your sarcasm never ceases to hurt me._
my favorite part
Dave :o)
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Yea
I forgot about this song and it was in my recommended so I went to look at the comments and seen 4 years ago I wrote "omg I love jake 😍"
absolutely disappointed in myself
Loser
*w/ jake english rizz*
"Haha, Jane Jake shippers, I'd like to see you stop me!" My life. Right there.
the end.
no Jake.
always gay shipping
bad Egbert.
eglish. Egbert and English. mixing names works.
i love Jake english
*HOLY SHIT NO I NEED TO LEARN THE LYRICS BECAUSE WHEN I PUT ON GLASSES I LOOK LIKE JAKE AND I CAN DO AN A+ BRITISH ACCENT AND THIS IS TOO PERFECT AND OMF I JUST REALIZED THAT MY NAME ON HERE IS JAKE AS WELL*
**dramatic deep breath**
*I T ' S M E A N T T O B E E E E E E E E EE E*
We meet again, dear friend.
Davekat Is BÆ
HEY YOU OMFG
+Jake English Yo
+Kristina Schroeder Damn. Burn.
+Kristina Schroeder I was making a joke. See I'm roleplaying?
Jake, no being sorry for the gay shipping, XD I think we all actually liked it ehhe
No. Just no, I go to look for lesbian ships and the internet is like"not a chance, have some gay fanfic as a consolation". Screw that.
XD gay cn be srtung both for yuri and yaooi
Im into both aswell
Yuri and yaoi are allowed indeed ;3
What do you mean Dirk and Jake aren't together? Of course they are, that *thing* never happened! Teehee~ never happened~ *DENIAL*
broke up? whhhatt.never happend pft..
Pissed Canadian Yes quite right~ They're still together, it never happened
They are perfect ship #dirkjake forever
Bakachan 99 I agree!
+Jean “вιg ѕнσт” Kirstein Jean?
i start every pester log with an apology,sorry thats the case
he just apologised you
+Alisyn Thomas "YOU APOLOGIZE TOO MUCH" sorry...
Kawaii Potato oh sorry
Hehehe
Sorry....its nothing
sorry, whats going on here?
I was rapping this in class without realizing. My friend was like "you need help. You like homestuck too much." I smirked and chanted you can't fight the homestuck.
...I want to sing this now. For a school talent show, or something. Just go on stage and be all like "I'm English!".. yes.
O_O
Gamzee! Your profile picture is Dave!!!! D: *Explodes* IT'S UNNATURAL!!!!!
;) DoN'T ThInK AbOuT It. It'lL Be oKaY.
Gamzee Makara Too bad, I'm already Thinkin' X)
***** HEEEEeeeelloooo!!!!
Crayon Marker already got the CD for it XD
ive never been more happy about a song
NAW THE NICE TO PETS PART WAS OUTTA POCKET 💀💀
OUT OF CONTEXT IT’S SO FOREIGN WITH THE REST OF THE SONG IT’S HILARIOUS
"Wow Im having a great day I sure hope I dont get a homestuck parody song that I last listened to eigth years ago stuck in my head"
JAKE ENGLISH IS SO UNDERRATED-
I love how he's so confident and he suddenly becomes nervous! It totally suits the character.
this is such a...chill song
"And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic."
Truer words have never been spoken.
"I've been keeping them just for you"
u-um..
Ahem, well then Jake
;-;
Im ever so nice to the pets
*GUNSHOT*
me:haha English Jake English holy shit *laughs*
jake:*breaks my door*
me:*abscond*
*MOOD*
"Im Never So Nice To The Pets"
**Gunshot**
Me: WTF!!! Poor pets :0
Jake English
Jake English
Jake strider
Jake English
Jake English
Why is there a jake strider-
>Thinks of how the ship would turn out if they didn't break up<
>u>
Once you start hearing this is that dad from Phineas and Ferb you can't go back.
dang it!
You little shit
...fuck.
WHO IS STILL LISTENING TO THIS IN 2018
2020 BABY! THE WORST YEAR EVERR!
I don't want to be VANTASTIC.
OH FUCK JUST KILLED ME.
there's the door
close it behind you
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE. IS THIS JUST VANTASY.
This is quite possibly the best thing ever. Thank you for posting this!
When he says 'HAHA Jane Jake shippers just try and stop me!' he sounds like Sjin from the Yogscast- and i havent watched them in years??? and i recognized this??
Yayayayay! And also after that line for a bit. ^__^ Cute
guys i think hes english
no, he’s obviously from California
Jake:*double pistols and a wink*
Me: slowly sliding away well blushing furiously "pew pew" with finger guns
#^*yujgzy7ytzbig6
I love Jake, he's such a dork but I cried when he killed a Fairy Bull but forgave him for it ^.^
This is why jake is my favorite.
and a year later im back to this... fml... THE MEMORIES AAAAAAAAAAAA
never be sorry for gay shipping jake
never
Me and my schools homestuck community had some american kids visiting and we had a talent contest, so we all went onto the stage in our cosplays and started singing this
Does anyone ever stumble across old comments you left and wonder why the fuck you said that. This never happened. What the fuck was I talking about. What is wrong with 13 year olds
"I'm ever so nice to pets" *Gunshot*
Me: What the fuck-
Ask March Eridan Ampora that was my exact reaction.
so does he mean he ships gay ships, or is he sorry about the gay ships hes in....?
I mean, he kind of states that he did have a boyfriend, so I don't see why he would be against it...
Jess Huitron i think it is a sort of joke about the frequent fetishization of gay relationships, particularly in fandom. therefore in the last line, he's sooorta apologizing for dirkjake, since it has been viewed as an unhealthy ship that was uplifted by fandom more because it was a gay ship than a truly romantic portrayal. additionally, the singer could be a jakejane shipper who wanted to poke fun at that partially sunken ship. or both. really, who knows. personally, i take it as a lighthearted comment thats pseudo-ic, more of a meta joke than anything else. it also kind of might imply that gay ships are.. bad in someway? but i'm hoping that wasn't the intention. hehe, sorry, you probably weren't expecting some dweeeeb to give this long a reply.
Jess Huitron english have the best navy in the world? hardly gay
'And if your down with the Jakes' *imagines a large cluster of jakes just singing this song together perfectly* .. oh. YAY
I no longer am sad, there’s only jake english
There will soon b Jake Spanish
I need more Jake. MORE. PLEASE.
Oh shit 4/13 3 years later and I still wish there was more Jake :( // totally still jamming to this one though!
Jake: Drop some sick beats
i heard this on alternia FM and was laughing so hard i just HAD to look it up and listen to it over and over again XD
i have been listening to this on loop for the past week because i cannot get it out of my head. its just too awesome. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"I don't want to be fantastic. Just adequate. And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic."
hears first verse
DAMMIT JAKE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IS SOLLUX'S JOB
"but most of all I'm so terribly terribly sorry about gay shipping"
DONT BE SORRY FOR THAT MY DEAR FRIEND
"I've been keeping them just for you"
OMFG I DIED
some people don’t listen to this every day in 2020 and it shows
hes by far the best human in homestuck
This is the most Jake song I’ve ever seen this is just basically amazing
*le sign*
....gay shipping is, and always will be, some of the best...........
I showed this to my friend and they started crying when they heard the gunshot..... A true homestuck at heart.
the way he said fantastic remind me of the 9th doctor from Doctor Who :D XD!!!!
I haven't listened to this in years and I still remember every word wow
just found out i kin jake english and this is really keeping me sane
Jake included the soulless husk of Lil Cal in his list of friends
Nah he’s talking about Caliborn
// "But most of all, I'm so terribly, terribly sorry about gay shipping"
// That's me every day of my life
[:
(( "I'm ever so nice to the pets" *gunshot*
Me: *screams* ))
IM SORRY JOHN!
:( that was really scary dude! what did you do?? Jake English
John Crocker i-i accidently...k-killed tinkerbull
......oh
Explain this please.
IM DEAD ITS 2019 AND ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE I HEARD THIS SOMG IM CRYING IM GOING TO GO PAONT MY FACE GRAY NOW!!
AHH PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL!
I'm ever so nice to pets *Gunshots* *sees dead pets* well shit
Mangle run. Just run don't ask questions
This can cheer anyone up.
I love how he says *double pistols and a wink*
this made my day... thank you people
XD this is funny! And jake sounds like the doctor kinda XDDDDDD
this is too perfect to even explain it
I can relate to Jake so much
DentedMilkCarton Same, I'm gay AND English.
I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A MASTERPIECE THIS WAS
Aye, the original song is I'm British by Professor Elemental!
I'm crying. This is so beautifulllll