I did that at lunch. They slapped me so I ran off yelling, "I BEGIN EVERY PESTERLOG WITH AN APOLOGY! SORRY THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S JUST ENGLISH POLICY!"
When the Homestuck fandom surrounded me I used to be able sing this song at the drop of a hat, cause I memorized it. Speaking part and everything. Now that I'm not so into the fandom I can't even remember one word, besides gay shipping
Oh god I melted. This is the first time I've listened to this in my headphones, and when it got to " if you find a bleak joy in a missed birthday and the rain pours down on your ships" the tone of his voice made me melt. Try listening to it from your headphones.
If you can't take a joke *double pistols and a wink* I'm a new homestuck fan and I haven't even met this guy yet. My friend showed me this and I'm already in love with him.
*HOLY SHIT NO I NEED TO LEARN THE LYRICS BECAUSE WHEN I PUT ON GLASSES I LOOK LIKE JAKE AND I CAN DO AN A+ BRITISH ACCENT AND THIS IS TOO PERFECT AND OMF I JUST REALIZED THAT MY NAME ON HERE IS JAKE AS WELL* **dramatic deep breath** *I T ' S M E A N T T O B E E E E E E E E EE E*
"I don't want to be fantastic. Just adequate. And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic." I can't be the only one who thought of England from Hetalia, right?
Yup! Took me some time. I stayed and thought a bit about what sing it reminds me of then the song I'm Awesome came out in my mind and i was like: "OOOOOHHHHH!!"
I forgot about this song and it was in my recommended so I went to look at the comments and seen 4 years ago I wrote "omg I love jake 😍" absolutely disappointed in myself
I was rapping this in class without realizing. My friend was like "you need help. You like homestuck too much." I smirked and chanted you can't fight the homestuck.
i have been listening to this on loop for the past week because i cannot get it out of my head. its just too awesome. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
When he says 'HAHA Jane Jake shippers just try and stop me!' he sounds like Sjin from the Yogscast- and i havent watched them in years??? and i recognized this??
Jess Huitron i think it is a sort of joke about the frequent fetishization of gay relationships, particularly in fandom. therefore in the last line, he's sooorta apologizing for dirkjake, since it has been viewed as an unhealthy ship that was uplifted by fandom more because it was a gay ship than a truly romantic portrayal. additionally, the singer could be a jakejane shipper who wanted to poke fun at that partially sunken ship. or both. really, who knows. personally, i take it as a lighthearted comment thats pseudo-ic, more of a meta joke than anything else. it also kind of might imply that gay ships are.. bad in someway? but i'm hoping that wasn't the intention. hehe, sorry, you probably weren't expecting some dweeeeb to give this long a reply.
1:32 - 1:40 Did nobody else see this reference? The reference of when Harley's grandfather navigated Skaia while it was being destroyed? Am I the only who got this?
Ok, calm down. I'm just saying it's irritating to see people say 'Am I the only one that thinks that' or 'Am I the only one that saw that'. It's like 'YEP. NO ONE ELSE EVER SAW IT IN THEIR LIFE. EVER' it's just irritating. And honestly, I'm not being all that rude. I'm simply being snide/sarcastic. SO PLEASE NOTICE SARCASM. It's not like I'm out there to personally hurt you. If I was, I would've said something a lot more colourful. Plus, think of Kankri. I found your comment 'triggering' and this comment even more so. Think before you type something that might trigger people. Sorry if that was one of your triggers but calm down. I didn't call you any names or anything of the like. Yet you for some reason 'wish us all' a good luck in future. I am not multiple people. OK, I'm done now.
Vera Li I find that slightly hypocritical. To be blunt. I'm aware of the triggers and I apologize in advice. I'm a little sorry for overreacting slightly, but honestly, even if you were to say swears, that would make me roll my eyes because I don't really respect people like that. Since you seem intelligent enough, maybe you can try to see things from my point of view as I will try with you. I rarely comment on videos and never read comments, but when I asked many people, I asked them if they saw this point. Excuse me for being a little exasperated. Also, it's the internet, sarcastic tones don't reach over the internet as some people who are actually trying to be mean may come off as sarcastic and vise versa. Snide is a little mean, and I completely understand that first comment now. Also, if we're both triggered, then it's only fair for us both to calm down at this misunderstanding and not just me, that's where I found slight hypocrasy. SLIGHT. And the all, that I included was a mistake caused by my, 'Too-fast-for-my-hands' thought process'. Also, I do think before I type things, I just prefer to state things bluntly when softening words fails to bear fruit in my mind.
Doctor:You have 2 minutes and 56 seconds to live Me: *Goes to this video and turns it up the volume all the way up and starts rapping* I BEGIN EVERY PESTERLOG WITH AN APOLOGY! SORRY THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S JUST ENGLISH POLICY XD
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"I'm ever so nice to the pets"
*gunshot in background*
........
How did this get so many +s what stop it
sera kerr He DID apologize. And he didn't really mean it.
((HE KILLED MY PATRON TROLL'S LUSCUS! }:( ))
Terezi Pyrope It WAS a freakin' accident!
Oh my gosh this is still getting +s no
"If I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic" Yeah, that's me.
+spencer wolf SameXD
I've got a friend Jake England and we all call him Jake English. One of my other friends gave him Jake English cosplay for his birthday.
*jealousy INTENSIFIES*
THAT IS THE 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚
I bet he even sounds like him
YES
i want to like this but it’s already at 413..
His voice is perfect for Jake
yup
Agos P. Totally
yis
*double pistol and a wink*
My friend told me, "Turn off that gangster music." when I played this during Lunch.
BLAST IT IN THEIR EAR
AND SAY YOU'RE ENGLISH
I did that at lunch. They slapped me so I ran off yelling, "I BEGIN EVERY PESTERLOG WITH AN APOLOGY! SORRY THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S JUST ENGLISH POLICY!"
Wow
Peridot The Gem greetings fellow trash
- headcannon Jake voice -
+Konata ikr!
Agreed
same
*****
"I'm ever so nice to the pets!" *Gunshot*
WHY
XD OMFG--
SO POOFY
yes
^ ^
3
so ADORABLE
+Zacharie The Merchant (The OFF Fandom) Because Jake. Don't question it, it'll break your thinkpan.
When the Homestuck fandom surrounded me I used to be able sing this song at the drop of a hat, cause I memorized it. Speaking part and everything. Now that I'm not so into the fandom I can't even remember one word, besides gay shipping
FIRST OF ALL TYLER JOSEPH IN PFP
SECOND OF ALL
ME
Well isn't that the important part? :P
Lior Edrich hi
ME TOO
The last time I heard this song was in 2017
Last night I remembered it perfectly-
"I'm ever so nice with the pets." *shoots* TINKERBULL!!!
_wwhy'd you do it_
Jake English
Jake.
Why.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-----------------------------------00000000000000000000000000000000
_"And lastly, I'm most terribly. terribly sorry."_
_"About,"_
*_"Gay Shipping"_*
_[] God That cracked me up! XD []_
[:
He must hate most of the fandom..*snaps and her shipping wall appears.turns around and fixes the strings* *snaps again the wall disappears*
+Julchen “ZHE QUEEN OF AWESOME” Beilschmidt SAMEEEEEEEEE
+Julchen “ZHE QUEEN OF AWESOME” Beilschmidt I'm not sorry. Heh.
_[] I just- []_
_[] Wow []_
"I'm so terribly sorry about gay shipping"
**Laughter fills room**
Oh god I melted. This is the first time I've listened to this in my headphones, and when it got to " if you find a bleak joy in a missed birthday and the rain pours down on your ships" the tone of his voice made me melt. Try listening to it from your headphones.
YES.
K Kodet same
I'm on my knees tbh.
why are you stupod
I can't sing this whole thing without laughing at the end...
Elizabeth Midford Same Lizzie cx
+Elizabeth Midford its hilarious. how's ciel?
Lizzy? Why are you here? Have you learned that people ship Ciel with Sebastian?
Elizabeth Midford you deserve a fucking award
"I've got a room in a cramped tree house."
DAMMIT JUDE.
(who else is hiped for hiveswap?)
:33< hypeswap
Karkat Vantas
Hell yea I am
Oh FRICK YEAH!!!! *Makes sure parents aren't around* OH F*** YEAH!!!
RetroNintendoGamerGirl.exe87 lol
Karkat Vantas HHHHHHHIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEESSSSSWWWWWAAAAAAPPPPPP
This beat is dandy!
omg thia is so fucking cute *squeals* //
Your voice is so smexy ;A;
Toni Smith Oh! Thank you darling, this is quite a shocks buster!
*Hugs* Your voice is so amazing!
*hugs too*
'And I have the keys right here...I've been keeping them just for you'
JESUS JAKE, THIS IS WHAT GETS PEOPLE SWOONING OVER YOUR DAMN ENGLISH CHARM.
I could fall asleep to this voice.
If I wasn't laughing so much. I love Jake.
If you can't take a joke *double pistols and a wink*
I'm a new homestuck fan and I haven't even met this guy yet. My friend showed me this and I'm already in love with him.
Same 😄 I've been so in love with this song, I know all the lyrics already (I've only read Act 1 & 2 of Homestuck so far) 😅
I am so sorry.
I already Kin him and I just met him
Update on how you feel about Jake?
"now in every forum all the crack ships stumble **slurp**" Did anyone else hear the slurp
WELL NOW I DO XD
shit i had to listen really closely
I HEARD IT owo
and yes it is funny. me and my brother made it an inside joke.
yup I heard the slurp
hmmmmm what could it be...
"I'm ever so nice to the pets!" Gunshot
this is amazing!
*HOLY SHIT NO I NEED TO LEARN THE LYRICS BECAUSE WHEN I PUT ON GLASSES I LOOK LIKE JAKE AND I CAN DO AN A+ BRITISH ACCENT AND THIS IS TOO PERFECT AND OMF I JUST REALIZED THAT MY NAME ON HERE IS JAKE AS WELL*
**dramatic deep breath**
*I T ' S M E A N T T O B E E E E E E E E EE E*
We meet again, dear friend.
Davekat Is BÆ
HEY YOU OMFG
+Jake English Yo
+Kristina Schroeder Damn. Burn.
+Kristina Schroeder I was making a joke. See I'm roleplaying?
"I'm ever so nice to the pets!" *gun shot* lol wow!
Shipping him with anyone is a black hole of despair.
This is the most Jake song I’ve ever seen this is just basically amazing
"I don't want to be fantastic. Just adequate. And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic."
I can't be the only one who thought of England from Hetalia, right?
Ridiculously cynical that's what we're like.
If you can't take a joke, get on your bike.
I'm British.
Eli Mack Are you really? XD Oh geuss what~
I actually am British xD
What were you gonna tell me?
Do you remember what happens in five days, other than the first day of summer? :3
No one should ever feel sorry about gay shipping.
I certainly am not
ObliviDraws I'm gay, and I approve this message.
Mason Hoffman Saaaame :3
ObliviDraws Yesssss. :3
I just realized that this song is a parody of the song I'm Awesome....
oh....it is? I was trying to figure out what the original was haha!
Yup! Took me some time. I stayed and thought a bit about what sing it reminds me of then the song I'm Awesome came out in my mind and i was like: "OOOOOHHHHH!!"
lol, well thank you :3
oh wow no thats wrong - its a parody of I'm British, and it keeps about a third of the lyrics exactly the same
the more you know
TAP OF A MORNING
thats the mortal of this story
the more you know
'Im ever so nice to the pets'
*Gun fires*
Nooo
...I want to sing this now. For a school talent show, or something. Just go on stage and be all like "I'm English!".. yes.
O_O
Gamzee! Your profile picture is Dave!!!! D: *Explodes* IT'S UNNATURAL!!!!!
;) DoN'T ThInK AbOuT It. It'lL Be oKaY.
Gamzee Makara Too bad, I'm already Thinkin' X)
***** HEEEEeeeelloooo!!!!
Crayon Marker already got the CD for it XD
"Haha, Jane Jake shippers, I'd like to see you stop me!" My life. Right there.
What do you mean Dirk and Jake aren't together? Of course they are, that *thing* never happened! Teehee~ never happened~ *DENIAL*
broke up? whhhatt.never happend pft..
Pissed Canadian Yes quite right~ They're still together, it never happened
They are perfect ship #dirkjake forever
Bakachan 99 I agree!
+Jean “вιg ѕнσт” Kirstein Jean?
Jake, no being sorry for the gay shipping, XD I think we all actually liked it ehhe
No. Just no, I go to look for lesbian ships and the internet is like"not a chance, have some gay fanfic as a consolation". Screw that.
XD gay cn be srtung both for yuri and yaooi
Im into both aswell
Yuri and yaoi are allowed indeed ;3
me:haha English Jake English holy shit *laughs*
jake:*breaks my door*
me:*abscond*
*MOOD*
i love Jake english
I forgot about this song and it was in my recommended so I went to look at the comments and seen 4 years ago I wrote "omg I love jake 😍"
absolutely disappointed in myself
Loser
*w/ jake english rizz*
This is quite possibly the best thing ever. Thank you for posting this!
_Did anyone else hear the gunshot after he said "I'm ever so nice to the pets"?_
No you were obviously the only one despite all the comments saying otherwise
_;-; Your sarcasm never ceases to hurt me._
my favorite part
Dave :o)
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Yea
i like this song, and that makes me unique.
NAW THE NICE TO PETS PART WAS OUTTA POCKET 💀💀
OUT OF CONTEXT IT’S SO FOREIGN WITH THE REST OF THE SONG IT’S HILARIOUS
JAKE ENGLISH IS SO UNDERRATED-
I love how he's so confident and he suddenly becomes nervous! It totally suits the character.
Jake:*double pistols and a wink*
Me: slowly sliding away well blushing furiously "pew pew" with finger guns
#^*yujgzy7ytzbig6
ive never been more happy about a song
Im ever so nice to the pets
*GUNSHOT*
"Im Never So Nice To The Pets"
**Gunshot**
Me: WTF!!! Poor pets :0
"And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic."
Truer words have never been spoken.
i start every pester log with an apology,sorry thats the case
he just apologised you
+Alisyn Thomas "YOU APOLOGIZE TOO MUCH" sorry...
Kawaii Potato oh sorry
Hehehe
Sorry....its nothing
sorry, whats going on here?
I was rapping this in class without realizing. My friend was like "you need help. You like homestuck too much." I smirked and chanted you can't fight the homestuck.
AHH PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL!
i have been listening to this on loop for the past week because i cannot get it out of my head. its just too awesome. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"I've been keeping them just for you"
u-um..
Ahem, well then Jake
;-;
I love Jake, he's such a dork but I cried when he killed a Fairy Bull but forgave him for it ^.^
the end.
no Jake.
always gay shipping
bad Egbert.
eglish. Egbert and English. mixing names works.
this is such a...chill song
I'm not sorry about MY gay shipping...😉
SAME
+Cynthia Blankenship SAME X2
TRUE
gay shipping is amazing lol
SAME XD
I'm not sorry about gay shipping.
wow
"I've been keeping them just for you"
OMFG I DIED
"Wow Im having a great day I sure hope I dont get a homestuck parody song that I last listened to eigth years ago stuck in my head"
I need more Jake. MORE. PLEASE.
Oh shit 4/13 3 years later and I still wish there was more Jake :( // totally still jamming to this one though!
When he says 'HAHA Jane Jake shippers just try and stop me!' he sounds like Sjin from the Yogscast- and i havent watched them in years??? and i recognized this??
Yayayayay! And also after that line for a bit. ^__^ Cute
'And if your down with the Jakes' *imagines a large cluster of jakes just singing this song together perfectly* .. oh. YAY
"I'm ever so nice to pets" *Gunshot*
Me: What the fuck-
Ask March Eridan Ampora that was my exact reaction.
i heard this on alternia FM and was laughing so hard i just HAD to look it up and listen to it over and over again XD
never be sorry for gay shipping jake
never
This is why jake is my favorite.
I don't want to be VANTASTIC.
OH FUCK JUST KILLED ME.
there's the door
close it behind you
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE. IS THIS JUST VANTASY.
(( "I'm ever so nice to the pets" *gunshot*
Me: *screams* ))
IM SORRY JOHN!
:( that was really scary dude! what did you do?? Jake English
John Crocker i-i accidently...k-killed tinkerbull
......oh
Explain this please.
and a year later im back to this... fml... THE MEMORIES AAAAAAAAAAAA
I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A MASTERPIECE THIS WAS
Once you start hearing this is that dad from Phineas and Ferb you can't go back.
dang it!
You little shit
...fuck.
Ah! Not only did you use a Proffesor Elemental song, but you also Voiced jake perfectley! This video is absolutley outstanding, Great job! UwU
hears first verse
DAMMIT JAKE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IS SOLLUX'S JOB
I love Jake so much!!! Great impression too :)
so does he mean he ships gay ships, or is he sorry about the gay ships hes in....?
I mean, he kind of states that he did have a boyfriend, so I don't see why he would be against it...
Jess Huitron i think it is a sort of joke about the frequent fetishization of gay relationships, particularly in fandom. therefore in the last line, he's sooorta apologizing for dirkjake, since it has been viewed as an unhealthy ship that was uplifted by fandom more because it was a gay ship than a truly romantic portrayal. additionally, the singer could be a jakejane shipper who wanted to poke fun at that partially sunken ship. or both. really, who knows. personally, i take it as a lighthearted comment thats pseudo-ic, more of a meta joke than anything else. it also kind of might imply that gay ships are.. bad in someway? but i'm hoping that wasn't the intention. hehe, sorry, you probably weren't expecting some dweeeeb to give this long a reply.
Jess Huitron english have the best navy in the world? hardly gay
I showed this to my friend and they started crying when they heard the gunshot..... A true homestuck at heart.
Jake: Drop some sick beats
I'm crying. This is so beautifulllll
IM DEAD ITS 2019 AND ITS BEEN YEARS SINCE I HEARD THIS SOMG IM CRYING IM GOING TO GO PAONT MY FACE GRAY NOW!!
"I don't want to be fantastic. Just adequate. And if I'm nice, it's probably sarcastic."
Jake English
Jake English
Jake strider
Jake English
Jake English
Why is there a jake strider-
>Thinks of how the ship would turn out if they didn't break up<
>u>
this made my day... thank you people
hes by far the best human in homestuck
the way he said fantastic remind me of the 9th doctor from Doctor Who :D XD!!!!
XD this is funny! And jake sounds like the doctor kinda XDDDDDD
His vOice ughhh its suu cute ^w^
just found out i kin jake english and this is really keeping me sane
this is too perfect to even explain it
I can relate to Jake so much
DentedMilkCarton Same, I'm gay AND English.
I haven't listened to this in years and I still remember every word wow
1:32 - 1:40 Did nobody else see this reference? The reference of when Harley's grandfather navigated Skaia while it was being destroyed? Am I the only who got this?
Yes. On a planet of over 7 BILLION people, you are the only one to ever see it.
T.T -.- T.T -.....- T.T
Ok, calm down. I'm just saying it's irritating to see people say 'Am I the only one that thinks that' or 'Am I the only one that saw that'. It's like 'YEP. NO ONE ELSE EVER SAW IT IN THEIR LIFE. EVER' it's just irritating. And honestly, I'm not being all that rude. I'm simply being snide/sarcastic. SO PLEASE NOTICE SARCASM. It's not like I'm out there to personally hurt you. If I was, I would've said something a lot more colourful. Plus, think of Kankri. I found your comment 'triggering' and this comment even more so. Think before you type something that might trigger people. Sorry if that was one of your triggers but calm down. I didn't call you any names or anything of the like. Yet you for some reason 'wish us all' a good luck in future. I am not multiple people. OK, I'm done now.
Vera Li I find that slightly hypocritical. To be blunt. I'm aware of the triggers and I apologize in advice. I'm a little sorry for overreacting slightly, but honestly, even if you were to say swears, that would make me roll my eyes because I don't really respect people like that. Since you seem intelligent enough, maybe you can try to see things from my point of view as I will try with you. I rarely comment on videos and never read comments, but when I asked many people, I asked them if they saw this point. Excuse me for being a little exasperated. Also, it's the internet, sarcastic tones don't reach over the internet as some people who are actually trying to be mean may come off as sarcastic and vise versa. Snide is a little mean, and I completely understand that first comment now. Also, if we're both triggered, then it's only fair for us both to calm down at this misunderstanding and not just me, that's where I found slight hypocrasy. SLIGHT. And the all, that I included was a mistake caused by my, 'Too-fast-for-my-hands' thought process'. Also, I do think before I type things, I just prefer to state things bluntly when softening words fails to bear fruit in my mind.
shhhhhhhh * puts a finger over both of their mouths* be calmed by the Hetalians
some people don’t listen to this every day in 2020 and it shows
Doctor:You have 2 minutes and 56 seconds to live
Me: *Goes to this video and turns it up the volume all the way up and starts rapping* I BEGIN EVERY PESTERLOG WITH AN APOLOGY! SORRY THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S JUST ENGLISH POLICY XD
I love this song so much!!! I just found it and right now I'm making Janes trident and its such a bop!!!
Sometimes when I hear this I actually start to cry ironically because it pretty much sums up me in about 3 minutes XD
This is still my jam
HEHEHEHRH!!!!! KICKING MY FEET IN JOY!!!!! I . MUSIC!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!
This can cheer anyone up.
WHO IS STILL LISTENING TO THIS IN 2018
2020 BABY! THE WORST YEAR EVERR!
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.