IT'S MORBIN' TIME! | Morbius Blood Disease and Pseudo Vampirism Explored | Why This Movie Sucks

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  • What does it mean to misread a meme? Well we figured out this weeked lmfao Struggling with a blood disease that threatens to not only end him but end his friend as well, Morbius demonstrates an uncanny ability to fix and repair things. Dr Nicholas seeing this, sends Morbius to become Dr Morbs. Infecting himself later on, his blood disease is seemingly cured, but issues arose from this process. In todays episode, we will discuss what this disease is, why his methods were hilariously bad, and ultimately why did I even watch this.
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    Mega mighty morbin time: 00:00
    BRO DID YOU KNOW JARED LETO WAS IN 30 SECONDS TO MARS?! I try to limit my knowledge of the man actively: 1:13
    The Pathophysiology of Morbius - The Jared Leto Disease: 1:47
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  • @c.Orange
    @c.Orange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2453

    I love how we just gaslighted em to release morbius.
    We need to start calling this phenomena being morbed.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      😂😂 we can officially bully companies lol

    • @bigdadybojangls9219
      @bigdadybojangls9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Let’s just keep doing this everytime Sony releases some bullshit movie into their fake Spider-Man universe. El Muerto is next

    • @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
      @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@bigdadybojangls9219 because Disney is any better?

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
      Compared to whatever the hell Sony is trying to do? Yes, yes they are.

    • @EinsamPibroch278
      @EinsamPibroch278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's just regular economic pressure by consumer demand.
      Roanoke provided the correct definiton and usage of Morb in the Video.

  • @ILEFTCAPS0N
    @ILEFTCAPS0N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    Fun fact: Morbius wasn't even supposed to be a super hero movie. It originally started out as a documentary and what we largely saw was just an average week for Jared Leto.

    • @andrewtatereal3168
      @andrewtatereal3168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love to imagine that the jared leto cult is just like the one in farcry5 and they just kill or brainwash everyone in the jared leto island that dont want to convert to the morbin cult

    • @damianbeard403
      @damianbeard403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was a wonderful doc tho… they missed the echelon clips tho😂😂🥰

    • @christopherbronson3275
      @christopherbronson3275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That tracks tbh

    • @Mannydrums117
      @Mannydrums117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah I heard the working title was “30 seconds to Morb”

    • @DarthWombat
      @DarthWombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the morb you know 🤯

  • @TheTobyOMG
    @TheTobyOMG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Fools. You come for the summary but you STAY FOR THE SCIENCE! That is the beauty of this channel.

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Us old fans are here for the feet tho...

    • @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008
      @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I come for the Science, but enjoy the hell outta the summary.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Came for the morb
      Stayed for the morb

    • @Jamesrh1228
      @Jamesrh1228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For me, the summary means I don't need to watch the movie. Unless I'm told to lol

    • @juci2838
      @juci2838 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @ak-ub1ym
    @ak-ub1ym 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Milo's dancing was the best part of movie , for a guy who just got his legs in the right condition after so long must have been pretty jazzed.
    And dance was pretty rad 🤣

    • @anthonytonythegeek5561
      @anthonytonythegeek5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mat smith is one of my favorite actors as well lol

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anthonytonythegeek5561 eleventh

    • @muhaiminmin8759
      @muhaiminmin8759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      maybe ester egg to old sony movie spiderman 3 where emo tobey dance

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That may just be Matt Smith being Matt Smith.

  • @Aelxi
    @Aelxi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    Morbius is one the most, if not the most, movies ever.

    • @interviolet6675
      @interviolet6675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you Yuri Ziro your skin is so pale 🖤🌌💜

    • @thefbi9581
      @thefbi9581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      WOOOO ONE MORBILLION VIEWS BABBYY

    • @MoJosMojo
      @MoJosMojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      -Mooper

    • @MerculiarchSyn
      @MerculiarchSyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I can say without a shadow of a doubt: Yesn’t

    • @simply_soul4355
      @simply_soul4355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe, dare I say, it’s THE movie

  • @masterch33fII7
    @masterch33fII7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    The part where Morbius said “It’s Morbin time” then morbed all over those guys was such a powerful and earned moment, so emotional and such a payoff, truly Morbius is one of the movies of all time

    • @Thatwhiteblackkid
      @Thatwhiteblackkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I’ve seen this comment many times already, but it’s somehow still hilarious each time

    • @suicidebylifestyle9267
      @suicidebylifestyle9267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Please tell me "It's Morbin time" wasn't an actual line in this? I was really looking forward to it.

    • @masterch33fII7
      @masterch33fII7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@suicidebylifestyle9267 Morbin time is absolutely a thing

    • @masterch33fII7
      @masterch33fII7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Thatwhiteblackkid and I hope we see this comment a morbillion more times

    • @tooooxxxx
      @tooooxxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Morb me once..."

  • @blunderbustxl600
    @blunderbustxl600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    The cop was probably shaking the cat litter to see if there was any poop in there, which there wasn't. So with his great detective skills he deduced that she had took off and taken her cat with her, hence no cat poop.

    • @nightblade628
      @nightblade628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Or it was actually Amber Heard’s cat and it shat in the bed.

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Still pretty dumb
      The gal might have just changed the litter and went out and they would completely miss her thinking she was already gone while the cat was just hiding away from the intruders

    • @nodakear1
      @nodakear1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Fun little fact... the moment i just even grab my cat's litterbox, both of them are there as they wanna sit in the new litter the moment it goes into the litterbox.... so yes, sum cats actually do come at the shaking of the litter :P (they also wanna sit in the old litter so i can't change it.... dumb beasts... :P )

    • @nyetloki
      @nyetloki ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who cleans their litterbox before running away

    • @Arc115YT
      @Arc115YT หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@nyetloki Seems like one of those things you'd say "fuck it" to in that situation.

  • @vexmyth0clast
    @vexmyth0clast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    “He tells the detectives he needs the synthetic blood because they wouldn’t like it when he’s hungry”
    Snickers commercial: ITS MORBBBBBBINNNNN TIMMMMME!!

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Once a morb
      Always a morb

  • @AmericanCaesarian
    @AmericanCaesarian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    4:02 we both know it should be called the morbel prize

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That would have made the movie better 😌

    • @NikFuryEndgame
      @NikFuryEndgame ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its a morbin' shame this isnt the top comment.

  • @HenriqueLSilva
    @HenriqueLSilva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    Vampire bats are just incredible animals and these movies usually just make a disservice to them. The little guys have heat sensing organs even through they're warm blooded themselves, have teeth that can cut you through a protection glove if you're not careful and are one of the few bats that can actually run and jump around.
    But Hollywood hears the name and goes "yeah let's make it like a tiny piranha monster that flies or shit. I fucking love piranha monsters"

    • @silverfish1924
      @silverfish1924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      that is what i said to my family after we watched them

    • @zionleach3001
      @zionleach3001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah... They make them a rip-off bioraptor/kryll.

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out piranha

    • @malumnexus7919
      @malumnexus7919 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting ...
      🤔

    • @Bill87762
      @Bill87762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bats haven't been cool since 2020 and the the the bat Corona

  • @ezra8636
    @ezra8636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I know morbus is a flawless masterpiece but the fact that they're not wearing goggles in a lab makes me violently homicidal

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Morbius could, 100%, have survived off of a pint of real blood per day. That is absolutely doable, he has all of the skills and contacts needed to get access to that, there is no need for any of this nonsense. The only issue would be proving that he hadn't killed the nurse, so catching and bringing Lucian in to the cops should have been a priority OR EVEN CONSIDERED!

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just go to a blood bank

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly you haven't morbed yet

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye, it never made sense because him being a big name doctor. He could have kept him and his friend alive easily until they found a way to make better fake blood for them to drink.

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      At least the comics get around this somewhat by continually pointing out that Morbius is an idiot.

  • @joemo2215
    @joemo2215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Believe it or not, vampire bats share their nightly hauls with members of the colony that either could not go out or were not as lucky as others. So along with the farm Milo and the Morb could have shared their nightly blood hauls every day and continue to be friends.

    • @patchesthespider215
      @patchesthespider215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      2 Vamps 1 cup?

    • @joemo2215
      @joemo2215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@patchesthespider215 more like straight up regurgitation but yea.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sharing is caring

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just imagining them both, hanging upside down in a cattle barn, sheltering from the rain, vomiting blood into each other's mouths, as they use their free hands to morb each other gently. So romantic.

    • @insertusername3417
      @insertusername3417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thats so cute omg

  • @grindingbensgears4556
    @grindingbensgears4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Talent of being smart"
    I have a special talent called eating and blinking, let's make a movie

    • @c.Orange
      @c.Orange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My savant skill is breathing

    • @grindingbensgears4556
      @grindingbensgears4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@c.Orange screw my idea, let's go with yours

    • @notsure1920
      @notsure1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My heart is beating. Can that be the sequel?

    • @c.Orange
      @c.Orange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@grindingbensgears4556 breathing trough my mouth*
      and suddenly coming up with a way to make a joke better few days later.

    • @grindingbensgears4556
      @grindingbensgears4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@c.Orange I can only get so excited dude

  • @Rqptor_omega
    @Rqptor_omega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Morbius is easily one of the most important,world-changing movie ever made because it shows us that we have the power to kill companies by meming it to death making them think it's a good idea to further waste money on something that won't earn them any money at all. We may not be able to defeat corporates ourselves,but our memes can defeat them

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    For the Coma being applied to the patient during the stroke. This is actually an acceptable treatment if the patient is known to have numerous other clots. The coma also helps reduce brain damage, and gives a slightly longer period of time before brain injury hits more severe levels. You get a two for one deal, by slowing the heart, and decreasing BP, while also preserving as much brain tissue as possible.
    I would also like to add, as someone who was bribed into taking a Virology Degree program, that the use of viruses in Crispr, is the most suitable arrangement, given the intended purpose. There are viruses that target specific genes, and if we harness, that, we can end cancer, AIDS, and other deadly diseases.

    • @grilledleeks6514
      @grilledleeks6514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      please. Curing that many diseases would cost the private medical sector millions upon millions of dollars. Wont ever be allowed to happen.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grilledleeks6514 You know, your cynicism is hilarious, considering that private medicine has provided the majority of breakthroughs, while government funded medical research is the stuff they usually keep quiet, and away from the public.

    • @collinb.8542
      @collinb.8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wonder if this crispr thing could help me with Evans Syndrome.

  • @athannyx6815
    @athannyx6815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    I can explain why for the vampire bats besides rule of cool. Animals do have preferred blood types. If these bats primarily drink animal blood and are suitably satiated, they were probably more drawn by curiosity.

    • @novadestroyerthesundestroy890
      @novadestroyerthesundestroy890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      wow, can't believe that the gamer missed

    • @anthonytonythegeek5561
      @anthonytonythegeek5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They’re have been small cases of Vampire bats actually drinking some human blood, but obviously those cases don’t have a quote on file saying “it’s morbin’ time”

    • @st0nedpenguin
      @st0nedpenguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@anthonytonythegeek5561 They do, you just can't hear them since it's ultrasonic. /s

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Indeed, weirdly I don't get bitten by bloodsuckers here in Europe at all, they completely ignore me. But when I visited North America, apart from the fact the insects are twice the size, they were also very happy to morb me.
      Now I have the incredible strength of a middle-aged human, *and* two mosquitoes. Don't mess with me.

    • @louiscypher4186
      @louiscypher4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@Naptosis you probably do get bitten in Europe and just don't notice. The conditions we associate with a Mozzie bite, itching, swelling, redness are just an allergic reaction to the saliva the female mozzie injects into your skin when she feeds.
      There are several things that can determine whether you will get that reaction but one of them is how much saliva get's into your skin. Larger Mozzies naturally inject more saliva due to their size but also as a mozzie feeds its constantly spitting saliva into your skin and larger mozzies feed for longer.
      Fun fact some people are deathly allergic to Mozzies and experience anaphylaxis as a result of being bitten.
      Okay that wasn't a fun fact, but here's one that actually is. The chemical composition of Mozzie saliva varies from population to population so if you get bit a lot by local mozzies your body will stop having the allergen effect as it gets used to the saliva being in your body. If out of the blue you notice all of a sudden you're getting bit by mozzies chances are that a new population of Mozzies have sprung up in your area and it's saliva differs enough from the others to trigger the immune response.

  • @eirmundgundnand9442
    @eirmundgundnand9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I thought it was funny how quickly the agents accepted the deaths as something related to actual vampires.

    • @edwardburns1986
      @edwardburns1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Vampires exist in the marvel universe look at blade, so it’s possible that vampires exist in the Sony marvel universe.

    • @eirmundgundnand9442
      @eirmundgundnand9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@edwardburns1986 There's no indication that this is the case though. With the absence of this knowledge, we have to assume that the humans of this world have no knowledge of anything supernatural.

    • @eirmundgundnand9442
      @eirmundgundnand9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@osirisatot19 How so? Where in this movie does it show that Morbius exists in the same world as Venom? We simply can't assume that it's like the MCU and that they're all connected without some kind of clear connection.

    • @jvbon646
      @jvbon646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@eirmundgundnand9442
      Iirc one of the detectives said "like in San Francisco" (or something along those lines), which is a refference to the events from Venom and V:LtbC
      And we already know for a fact that Police is aware of some kind of monster in San Framcisco, that was like 1 of the biggest plot points in V:LtbC. Eddie knew they were tracking him, and Mulligan constantly asked him about it. Also Carnage went around killing people without hiding, and wrecked a whole prison. Mutants were also something they knew about.
      It's pretty obvious that something like a "Vampire" wouldn't sound so crazy after those events
      Edit: Plus this is something that already happens in real life lmao xD
      If someone goes around killing people and have their blood drained, everyone is gonna call it a Vampire. It doesn't need to just be a real supernatural undead human , just the blood sucking will get you called a vampire

    • @eirmundgundnand9442
      @eirmundgundnand9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jvbon646 But the line about San Francisco is too obscure. For all we know, it was comment about the character's view on San Francisco and the people living there. Though it could also be a Venom reference, I just don't think that alone is proof enough.
      I wasn't talking about the attacks being vampire-like, but how quickly he accepted that a real life vampire, in the flesh, was the cause of the attacks. Which, no, isn't something that anyone in real life would be quick to accept no matter how vampire-like the crimes were

  • @cramorantisgod4533
    @cramorantisgod4533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I watched this movie with my cousin a while ago and we were the only ones in the theater. Also she predicted literally everything. I’m convinced she was a ghost writer for the movie.

    • @JB-bm1to
      @JB-bm1to 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does your cousin have ADHD by chance?

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @J B they might

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Leto insisted he stay in character between takes and would use crutches to walk around set. He ended up being so slow the director hired someone to push him around in a wheelchair to speed up Leto getting around so they could get more filming done

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He had to go about this in the worst way possible. Why not shadow doctors or sit in for some college classes?

  • @MuzzySkeleton
    @MuzzySkeleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Careful folks, Roanoke is MORBIN!
    Looking forward to your scientific review of the Morbius Cinematic Universe

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I saw it in theaters two days ago and honestly it was as you say, dumb fun. They even managed to have a semi-likeable villain and my brother has been referencing Matt Smith moments since.

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The villain actor is a good actor he was in doctor who

    • @Vampiresponge28483
      @Vampiresponge28483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You have officially been MORBED

    • @caseynubnub6815
      @caseynubnub6815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it really wasn't that bad imo. I thought Birds of Prey, Iron Man 3, Thor Dark World and Eternals we're much worse.

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@caseynubnub6815 it's sold 13 morbilljon ticket obviously it wasnt bad

    • @M_Alexander
      @M_Alexander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean it's not a good movie but it actually does do a few things well. I certainly wasn't bored when I saw it.
      I was slightly tipsy though, which helped

  • @apolloprince8922
    @apolloprince8922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When he was shaking the litter box, he was looking for fresh, uh, excrement. It’s actually sorta a smart way to tell when someone left (provided they took their pet with them)

    • @KenseiSanjian
      @KenseiSanjian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cats also can't resist a fresh litter box and will check it after it as been cleaned and shaken, at least my cats do.

  • @Oblivionator100
    @Oblivionator100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Its kinda hilarious that his solution is to rewrite genetic code when his issue is clotting. He honestly could have found a human with hemophilia to find the code that causes their coagulation factor to be decreased, or he could have tried injections or even synthesizing a pill for an anti-coagulant, which we already have. Like literally all animals who need their prey to bleed have natural anti-coagulant in their venom or saliva somehow. Leeches, bats, snakes and many bugs have it, why would he need to go to the extreme of genetic modification? The premise of Morbius makes no sense at all.

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least in the comics they never specify what it is.

    • @carlweeper7436
      @carlweeper7436 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was just morbin

  • @22freedom33
    @22freedom33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    You missed the part where the anticoagulant is "deadly to bats, but to humans it is lethal" 😂

    • @nightblade628
      @nightblade628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Marvel loves its synonyms, because Spider-Man: he may be Amazing to you, but to me, he’s Spectacular. Others may find him Sensational, but only Cephalopods find him to be Superior.

    • @Inaros404
      @Inaros404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nightblade628 and I’ll do you one better, WHY is Gamora?!

    • @charlesloomis7829
      @charlesloomis7829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean I take that scene as "Has 30% chance of survival for bats, but less than 1% for humans." or something like that.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Once you go morbed
      You stay morbed

    • @Kawika.
      @Kawika. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlesloomis7829 yeah, like it CAN kill bats, but it WILL kill him and Lucian. One's a possibility, and the other's a guarantee.

  • @skeletonnoise6178
    @skeletonnoise6178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    You morbed the morb my dude, you truly are the best morben fella who ever morbed

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came for the morbed
      Stayed for the morbed

  • @wilderbeast9368
    @wilderbeast9368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Unironic Morbius review. I actually really enjoyed the movie!
    If they want to do better, then they should have strayed from Marvel formula in one particular way. How? No antagonists. This did not need Milo playing 'villain' or anyone doing similar. If the whole film were experiments, perhaps even if time itself was metaphorically the villain due to being so fleeting in the scenario presented, it would be an astounding upgrade.

    • @mysteryneophyte
      @mysteryneophyte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I honestly did like the movie too, it could have been better but most movies could in my opinion. I have been a comic book fan for a long long time now and i loved too see a character I have liked for a long time on a big screen.

  • @connorinacar9008
    @connorinacar9008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I remember Jared Ledo (to continue method acting) ended up morbing all over the floor. This caused several others to morb. Which led to the mind blowing scene where Morbius says “it’s morbin time” truly a moment of genius

  • @Spider-Man-2099
    @Spider-Man-2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The memes are so powerful it made Roanoke cover his first marvel superhuman character

  • @CyborgNword
    @CyborgNword 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The only way to amend Morb fever is to cover the Daywalker, Blade, in the next video

  • @thomassenecal2483
    @thomassenecal2483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So rewatching this, I noticed young morbs is replacing a fuse with the spring. Now there is likely a good reason for the fuse to have blown, and shorting the contacts back together could possibly damage the blood machine beyond working order.

  • @azrasashima3733
    @azrasashima3733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    considering how he seems to turn into mist, that he was almost blown off the roof when the cop was not, and riding the air current in front of the train... im going to make a guess that he becomes weightless becoming partially mist to seemingly fly.

    • @carlycrays2831
      @carlycrays2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which makes no sense. In the comics, Morbius has hollow bones, but he gains the mist ability for a short time due to supernatural means. The hollowed out bones thing is already pushing it

    • @biancaluedeker
      @biancaluedeker ปีที่แล้ว

      Dracula?

  • @saltychipguy865
    @saltychipguy865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Of all the times it’s been morbin time, now is one of them for sure

  • @royzgaming441
    @royzgaming441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It might just become a cult classic because of us degenerates memeing the shit out of it

  • @troye.1468
    @troye.1468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Anxiety attack? Turn on your videos and basically feel like I’m sitting next to a doctor which makes me calm down. Thanks for all the content you make.

  • @Doctor_Sirus
    @Doctor_Sirus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I am honestly in the camp that Morbius isn't as bad as so many people claim, but's not a particularly good movie either. It's just sort of milktoast lame and kinda forgetable, but it amuses me that the studio honestly thought it would make a significant amount of money to rerelease it. I think they lost more money rereleasing it than if they just did nothing. This is an objectively good thing as it disincentivizes studios from embracing memes and pandering to support their movie than having genuine quality.
    And can we stop pretending that Jared Leto's method acting makes hima better actor? Mat Smith out acted him at every turn in this movie.

    • @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008
      @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, he's Matt Smith.

    • @thecabbagecartguy7491
      @thecabbagecartguy7491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      come along pond! I adore Matt Smith, he had the mantle after David Tennant and arguably succeeded. He's a brilliant actor, and quite underrated. I just wish he'd stop tarnishing himself by taking questionable and poorly written movies. He's a lot better than that. Also he's a really humble bloke, met him irl and he's more than happy to converse with you, not a complete egomaniac like most actors.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No the movie was awful

    • @Keithjustkeithwastaken
      @Keithjustkeithwastaken ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Milk toast lame and forgettable are literally the worse traits for a movie lmao.

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 ปีที่แล้ว

      1. Youre fucking wrong, the movie is absolute dogshit.
      2. You meant to say: milquetoast

  • @HelenaSan425
    @HelenaSan425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    IT'S MORBIN TIME!

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    After his Joker failure, and now Morbius, Jared Leto is going to be uncastable. He's been on a pretty solid downward spiral over the last few years.

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a joke imagine if he played the Joker. The same way as his character from Dallas Buyers Club

    • @Getwright-
      @Getwright- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just to geek culture. To serious drama fans hes still the oscar winner from Dallas buyers club

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Getwright- Thank you, for pointing that out.

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Getwright- he was decent in the Blade Runner sequel as well.

  • @Zero-The-Hunter
    @Zero-The-Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The litter box might have been more along the lines of "The guy hasn't been here in a while and the litter box has no cat waste, where's the cat?"

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Problem is that logic doesn't really work either because the litter box could have simply been cleaned recently.

    • @Zero-The-Hunter
      @Zero-The-Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but again no one had been in that house for days

  • @virtueofabsolution7641
    @virtueofabsolution7641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That moment when you realize the occasional pain you rarely get in your chest was probably blood clots thanks to a science-y TH-cam channel.

  • @deathdakidx781
    @deathdakidx781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Changes back to the real monster J Leto" 😂 ....great video

  • @geekula1981
    @geekula1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Even though the movie is iffy I genuinely just love the concept of pseudo vampirism

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I got some entertainment out of this because I just imagined this was a universe where Matt Smith's Doctor Who finally snapped and became an evil Vampire man for some reason.

  • @griff8111
    @griff8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The science is what brings me back every time! How else would I learn about rabies and the differences between HSV-1 and 2? Roanoke is the best morbfessor on youtube!

  • @shiftybloke7282
    @shiftybloke7282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    MIGHTY MORBIIIIIN TIME

  • @omegamysterio3701
    @omegamysterio3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Having Milo argue with the doctor about World of Warcraft factions is something that I can absolutely see happening given how.... just movie this movie is.
    Another great video, awesome work always love the uploads! 😁👍

  • @HeatSeeker19
    @HeatSeeker19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when he said the line, my theatre went absolutely insane, changed my life, its always morbin time

  • @zziggyzz8911
    @zziggyzz8911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So he literally got this normal person he wanted to keep safe involved when he's a crazy superhuman who could get any of the things he needed himself? Wow

    • @zziggyzz8911
      @zziggyzz8911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also I think the litterbox was cus it didn't have dookie in it, but, like, I haven't seen the movie, so, ig I could be wrong, but cats def come to shaking litterboxes sumtime

  • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
    @donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh my flipping god, Some random player in a game I met kept on saying IT'S MORBIN' TIME and saying other random stuff and he was dancing and stuff. Coincedence? I THINK NOT. He also dressed up as dracula

  • @mindisfrozen
    @mindisfrozen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how in the comics and cartoons, he was after plasma. Never human blood itself.

    • @naedanger123
      @naedanger123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They only called it “plasma” in that old Spider Man cartoon. In the comics it’s pretty explicit that it’s blood he drinks, I mean there are plenty of panels of him just ripping dudes’ throats out and gulping down the yummy innards.

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like how Sony thought they had the talent needed to make a movie based off a C List Supervillain/hero.p (either that or they’re so desperate they’re scrambling for anything they can).

    • @mindisfrozen
      @mindisfrozen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ayylmao575 what is stupid is how they want to do an R rated anti hero movie, but want to keep it pg 13 for that young money.

    • @dragonbornexpress5650
      @dragonbornexpress5650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mindisfrozen. Yeah, that makes no sense. Do you know why even Fox went all in on Deadpool being rated R back a few years ago? It's because even they knew that a character like Deadpool only works if the film he is in is rated R because of his whole character. Apparently Sony never learned that lesson.

    • @mindisfrozen
      @mindisfrozen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dragonbornexpress5650 Well the logic is, just like current MCU, they want to keep it PG-13 for crossovers. However Disney only plans on that because they want the majority of MCU movies on Disney+, which can't go over PG-13.
      So they do it to leave their options open for future crossovers, while destroying their product because the directors and writers can't release their original product.
      Just as bad as when the studio or producers try to shoehorn a character into a movie to help rush a big plot along. *Cough* Spiderman 3 with venom! *cough*
      (Would love to see the director's R-Rated cut of Venom)

  • @randomman11167
    @randomman11167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love this channel and how he's actually using science to showcase how the madness of human animal gene splicing could be good in the future XD absolutely amazing

  • @beckstheimpatient4135
    @beckstheimpatient4135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I haven't heard a single person pronounce 'cadou' correctly. Am Romanian. Can tell. But I appreciate that you pronounce Dimitrescu as closely to our language as you can - I know it's weird to pronounce for foreigners!

  • @thefbi9581
    @thefbi9581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m sorry but you need a permit to Morb here, I’m afraid you’re under Morbrest.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is gonna cause me to morb

  • @GIRGHGH
    @GIRGHGH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    While it is Marvel, I think it's... a stretch to say this is in any way related to the MCU. I can guarantee the people doing the MCU want nothing to do with this Sony movie.

    • @bigdadybojangls9219
      @bigdadybojangls9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Anyone thinking this movie is related to the MCU is simply and understandably confused. It’s not related to it, but Sony really wanted people to think it was

    • @TheRedMage01
      @TheRedMage01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bigdadybojangls9219 And they couldn't even do that right with post credit scene.

    • @bigdadybojangls9219
      @bigdadybojangls9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheRedMage01 my favorite thing ever is that they put end credits scene shit into the trailer for the movie. What an embarrassment lol

    • @ResidentWeevil2077
      @ResidentWeevil2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They purposefully lied in the trailers that Morbius would be part of the MCU because they specifically included Michael Keaton's Adrian Toomes/Vulture in the marketing. I watch the movie, find out at the end Vulture was merely pulled from the MCU reality...so there's that.

    • @dik56
      @dik56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigdadybojangls9219 it's related to it, vulture from spiderman appeared, who cares if it's Sony, Disney, marvel, McDonald's, the story is now connected :) if you refuse to accept it it's on you, you mcu fans tend to accept only what you like

  • @Mai-eh8lz
    @Mai-eh8lz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The scene where Spider Man appeared and spoodered all over the villain was so well done, Morbius is truly one of the movies ever.

  • @koppsr
    @koppsr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Actually the "shake the litter box to attract the cat" scene was the point where I laughed out loud in the theater.
    And I wasn't the only one 😉

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *The Title*
    Me: Ah, he said it.

  • @12XxXHandlesAreStupidXxX123
    @12XxXHandlesAreStupidXxX123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    They way you breakdown movies is really good and adds your own interesting commentary while summarizing b movies I don't want to waste my time watching, but am enough of a sci-fi nerd to want to know what happened with the plot/monster/idea.
    The science has been the icing on the cake for me because it somehow gives even more credibility to your summary!

    • @shay586
      @shay586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s the exact same with me!!

    • @Atromnis
      @Atromnis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I subbed for the Science. Stayed because his summaries are unironically entertaining.

  • @luhedi6303
    @luhedi6303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would love to see breakdowns of superheroes or supervillains’ powers. Mainly Captain America’s super soldier serum or Venom’s parasite bonding.

  • @monorayjak4377
    @monorayjak4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know, while this movie is absolutely a mess, I do have to give credit to the art design of how the vamps move around the world; looks really epic.

  • @OrochimarusPanties
    @OrochimarusPanties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you explain him not consuming blood for a little bit causes the disease to resurge sounds a lot like Lady Dimitrescu not gonna lie

  • @ChuggleDBuglGames
    @ChuggleDBuglGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The part where you said morbius… I felt that. I hope they bring the movie back in theaters!!

  • @homelessjeebus3988
    @homelessjeebus3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The movie was so good that many people never went to see it since they could not handle how good it was.

  • @Lily-ge4tm
    @Lily-ge4tm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My blood clots slightly faster than normal, and this video made me do more research about why that is. I know I inherited it from my mom, so it's either a result of my blood type or some other genetic reason. My sister and I need to drink a lot of water, but I don't always remember to do so and get mild headaches sometimes because of it. We're both otherwise pretty healthy. So, yeah. Thanks for the video!

  • @AliceGeus
    @AliceGeus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    spinal taps are pretty neat. i had one done years ago, but they wouldn't let me taste my spinal juice :(

    • @notsure1920
      @notsure1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's an expensive delicacy.

  • @cesaroyola5902
    @cesaroyola5902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thanks for making a summary of this movie. Back on the day I lacked the balls to go and watch this masterpiece.

  • @JMS-to3xb
    @JMS-to3xb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much RG! I absolutely love watching these videos. Not only do you get to watch possibly the funniest movie reviews ever but you also get an amazing detailed science lesson at the end! Thanks again!

  • @blueshellhater1845
    @blueshellhater1845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Honestly, I’m here for the summary everytime and sometimes for the science. When we get into viruses, I’m not that interested but I watch every creature breakdown. Love these

    • @lynn2551
      @lynn2551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm here for the science but enjoy the recaps.

    • @LizHellsing
      @LizHellsing 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am here for the science and the viruses are my favorite. That's the beauty of this channel, there's something for everyone! 😁

  • @ericzollman8751
    @ericzollman8751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who the hell doesn't stay for the Science? I mean what the hell it's the best part

  • @guyman9655
    @guyman9655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Morbius is carried by the memes, even though it's the best movie ever made.

  • @theflyingsparow544
    @theflyingsparow544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    funny thing is that i have actually seen both a bat and a venomous snake up close and personal in a non controlled environment. bat was in my basement, grabbed thick welding glove and took it outside. the snake was at 6th grade camp, kind of scary concerning when i mentioned the possibility of snakes at all near us the teachers all said there aren't any close to us. yet this snake was between 2 and 3 feet away from me. lol great security

  • @Yarkoonian
    @Yarkoonian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when he goes from frail to killer, all I could think of was the meme asking people to stop praying for their granpa, as he's gotten too powerful and tasers don't work

  • @ianrey7899
    @ianrey7899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey, another one of the morb gang! Thank you for serving our fellow morbers!

  • @MakeLoveNotWar687
    @MakeLoveNotWar687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When memes become to powerful

  • @kronkman7504
    @kronkman7504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For me personally I tend to always enjoy the movie breakdowns but only ever stay for the science when it's something I'm interested in (usually the parasite movies). Might be why the breakdowns are watched so much more

  • @LostSoulsParadoxicalDoctrine
    @LostSoulsParadoxicalDoctrine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been able to catch flies out of the air...
    Then again, "training kittens" (aka, survival play) has a side effect of training my own reaction speeds, as kittens claws are like needles crossed with razor blades! Lol

  • @michaelfrench3396
    @michaelfrench3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is a great video! I bent 74 door pans and the time flew by 👍👍👍

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beautiful! 😂

    • @michaelfrench3396
      @michaelfrench3396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoanokeGaming It is more than a little nice to be both entertained and learned something at the same time. And I don't know that there's one of your videos that I've listened to where I haven't learned something. And as a machinist who has a wife who makes vaccines for the poultry industry and has her master's in microbiology of some sort, (again I'm a machinist with an associate's. 😂) It's nice to occasionally surprise her at dinner with some fun fact that I learned from your video or a new vocabulary word. Although I will say that when I first learned about eukaryotes, that was a difficult thing to try to work into the conversation.

  • @Prenz01
    @Prenz01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This movie is the movie
    The best part is when micheal morbius jackson says "its morbin time" its such a scary and powerful scene

  • @lykophobetor
    @lykophobetor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really cool video on what is likely one of the most dunked on movie of 2022 so far. Great analysis and I love the fact that you added the V Rising audio in the background 👌🏻!

  • @danamahr3773
    @danamahr3773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly that you sat trough this is admirable!

  • @darthsenate9506
    @darthsenate9506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Matt smith was amazing as Milo, to say his character was made directly for the film

  • @louisboyd6153
    @louisboyd6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the record, my favorite part of your videos is the science stuff. Keep it up bro!

  • @radectheinsane4562
    @radectheinsane4562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video as always you entertaining yet educational thats the best mix

  • @DocM.
    @DocM. ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos man! ❤

  • @StateBlaze1989
    @StateBlaze1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Holy shit that scene where he was morbing everywhere had me so morbed.

  • @Azill132
    @Azill132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey roanoke, can you do some videos on the Typhon from Prey? I feel like it would be cool to theorycraft if something like them could actually exist out in the galaxy.

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just MORBED when Roanoke uploaded this LMAO!!!

  • @Liberater4589
    @Liberater4589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the use of the vrising soundtrack for background music, very on point

  • @mrhalloween3592
    @mrhalloween3592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I am in the select few who actually enjoyed the movie, it was just fun to watch imo. I will say…I really wish there was a line, When Lucian was fighting Morbius, that said “My name is NOT Milo!” I was expecting him to be far more annoyed by his supposed best friend and adopted father not even knowing his actual name. I also wish they didn’t kill Lucian off, if there ever is a sequel he would have been a great villain.

    • @ArAsDeCos
      @ArAsDeCos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would have been cool as hell.

    • @Bill87762
      @Bill87762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But morbius is a villain...

    • @mrhalloween3592
      @mrhalloween3592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bill87762 He's an anti-hero, not a villain.

  • @wildgr33n
    @wildgr33n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    is it ever answered why they need crutches like they have CP when their issue is.... blood clotting disorder?

  • @sethmorales1519
    @sethmorales1519 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You always make changes that are for the better of your channel while I feel like everybody else is taking steps back atm

  • @beowolf1231
    @beowolf1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice choice of music for the video. I wonder how many people noticed what it was from.

  • @gasparg643
    @gasparg643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine if vampire bats where just that power full I mean what the heck are those mega powers?

  • @Triggart
    @Triggart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you want another virus related movie, Mayhem, I think from 2017, good movie imho. Watch it even if you don't wanna do a vid on it, whenever you wanna relax. :) Also tysm for the vids. love them and rewatch them all the time.

  • @asloppyjoedonut9616
    @asloppyjoedonut9616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been having lovely anxiety all day due to the heat and shit I guess (still got to get that figured out) but ur video made me calm down a bit :)

  • @timothyduffy8538
    @timothyduffy8538 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FOR THE HORDE!!!!
    That being said I equally enjoy your recaps as well as the science breakdowns. I must remember not to comment until after the videos because you almost always reference what my comment would be about at some point, usually right when I'm done typing. Keep up the good work and we'll keep watching.

  • @thatvirgo
    @thatvirgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Take a shot everytime Roan says "Morb" "Morbin" or "Morbin Time"

  • @mattwoo556
    @mattwoo556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I enjoy your videos because of both parts, summary and science, and I’m sure many others do too. I treat your videos like podcasts. I can turn off my brain and understand everything you explain

  • @scrappy5775
    @scrappy5775 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should make a video on the Protomolecule from The Expanse. Its a great show and the protomolecule itself is a cool concept. I love your videos and they always brighten my day.

  • @georgejestra7747
    @georgejestra7747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The shaking of the litter box though🤣🤣🤣that got me good lol