DON'T SAY IT, BECAUSE IF YOU SAY "Grandma Brownie's Chocholate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks" I'M GOING TO SAY "Grandma Brownie's Chocholate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks" AND THEN YOUR GONNA SAY "did you just say grandma brownies chocolate chunker wunker bunkers, now with even bigger even bigger chocolate chunks?" Thats my guess
hi im the catnip tastes gross confession. i was indeed curious why cats liked it, i asked my girlfriend if i should try it and she said no. i proceeded to do it. it was gross.
I've tasted cat food if that makes u feel better, the one with chunks of meat in some kinda jelly thing, it was actually pretty good. 😃 I thought that I would turn into a cat by eating what cats eat, also the logic I used when picking up seaweed while swimming and eating it cuz I wanted to be a mermaid... I also tried oats while feeding horses at the stable I used to ride at. Damn why have I eaten so many pets foods 😭
I submitted a confession and I haven't watched this video yet and I'm simultaneously scared and excited. I will update this comment about whether or not mine was included but I will not say which if so. My mouth is zipped. Update: OH SHIT IT WAS IN HERE HELP ME LMAOOO Another update: I cannot hold secrets. I feel a deep need to spil. *I was the ice cream one*
I have to know why you think the 5 second rule doesnt apply to wet foods! I will eat anything dry off the floor based on the 5 second rule. But wet food - unless you can wash it off it gets dirty immediately.
@@shadamyandsonamylover Exactly, like it just feels gross to eat anything wet off the floor- dust germs and stuff will stick to it. But like if like a cracker (or anything like that) falls on the floor it's not gonna collect anything
This is the most I’ve heard Felicity speak and I love it 😅😂 This is also the most I’ve laughed at one of your videos 🤣 That being said, I think some of these people confessing need therapy😳
For some reason when I read the thumbnail, I read it as the grian quote “pluck my nose hairs and ship me to Alaska!” And now I really want him to react to hermitcraft out of context
Gosh, I wish! But I don’t think the Hermits love people reacting to their content. Although, I would be totally down for a Grian out of context reaction!!
This one time my aunt had shoulder surgery so my dad, my sister, and I stole one of those "shoulder work" road signs moved it onto her lawn because her shoulder works now! (It was tipped over on the side of the road and there was no actual work anymore). She still doesnt know who did it. In conclusion: my dad is cool and we are the funniest people on earth.
OMG!! I ate ants too! My mum praised me as I was helping out with the ant infestation lol They kinda tasted like batteries and I used to think it was fun as they were all walking in line. Wouldn't do it now tho haha
@@Weezerislifeoffical Unless you're already in your thirties, I don't think you can just go off life experience here. Younglings digest differently, cuz they still grow.
Can you please do *Hilda series* out of context videos? Pls. It’s a gem and it’s a crime that more people don’t make more reaction videos to this series. It’s wholesome like Bluey and emotional and adventurous like The owl house 📣🤗🤗🤗🤗
excited and terrified to see if my two confessions are in the vid!! update: my confessions didn't make the video, but im happy they would've fit right in with the other crazy ones!
I’ve never eaten an ENTIRE stick of butter but when I was younger if I was using butter anyway for baking, I just to cut a piece for myself to chew on because I loved the texture of it so much. Like the taste isn’t great but like the texture of cold hard butter is unmatched.
Okay so like as a kid who also loved the Land Before Time and also ate grass and leaves and stuff all the time, I am feeling seen. But bonus thing: I am now v into foraging and I can explain the dandelion thing. Dandelions are actually quite edible and perfectly safe but like all plants become more bitter the older and more developed they are. You rly should be harvesting them not too long after the yellow flower has bloomed tbh, DEFINITELY not by the time the flower has turned to fluff. The stem is never good to eat tbh. The leaves are okay but a little on the bitter side for my liking but rly shouldn't be appallingly bitter. The yellow flowers can be used for all manner of things from weird flower burger patties to a vegan honey and the roots can be dehydrated and used in hot drinks to make something that tastes like coffee without the caffeine.
When I was a baby, I ate a flower. As a child I would eat the leaves off a bush because I thought it tasted like salad and my brother would grow up to eat bugs until he was three and now he doesn’t like bugs.
in italy theres a a kind-of holiday august 15th, me and my friends didn’t sleep, my best friend got REALLY drunk and im really tired BUT IF MATHEW POSTS I NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO🤸♀️
I started training as an Herbalist, and Dandelions are incredibly healthy for you in multiple ways. Eating it out of the ground is pretty bitter, but if you pull out the yellow petals and make a syrup out of them, it tastes kind of like honey!
Need to think of a confession vague enough that no one I know who watches it would recognize me. The one I was thinking of my sister would pick up on isntantly.
No ok but Felicity is amazing idk man, you’re funny but Felicity is 💅✨, unlike the others I don’t have a crush but man she’s does sound pretty and she’s great✨✨✨
i used to sneak out of my room at night and open the cabinet, then eat lots of granulated sugar at 3 am. once i got caught. i then cycled through 4 therapists because they kept quitting on me. i was 8.
I had a best friend named “Chianne” when I was a child. She put a dog collar on me Her big dog bit me twice She said we couldn’t be best friends at school only at home (she was my grandparents neighbor and I stayed at my grandparents a lot) She would act nice to me and then turn around and be mean I was basically her little lapdog, I followed her and listened to her no matter what. I was her Rowley and she was Greg. Why I didn’t stop being her friend? Because I’m an autistic “troubled” person. And as a kid I had a lot of trouble making friends I thought I was so lucky to have her. Plus I was good friends with her siblings too, she was just the only one my age. The saddest thing? In my entire childhood she was the ONLY friend I ever had that was my age. The others were years younger or years older. I’m 19 now and occasionally think about her. My grandparents moved when I was 13 so I had no reason to go to that house anymore. I haven’t seen her in forever and will probably not see her again. A part of me misses her, I will never blame her since we were kids, but another part of me thinks it was for the best.
Hey, don't judge the butter eating one unless you've tried cold butter straight from the fridge. Slice it up along the lines of the package and pop a slice into your mouth.
25:14 I once dated a girl for 4 months (I was her first gf ever and meant a lot to her) I broke up with her and told her i never loved her, cuz its true, I didnt. But I dont think that confession was about me (:
I know it’s not likely but I really want to see you do a reaction to a sort of series called “Translating Modern Songs into ye Old English” by the TH-camr Liv Pearsall. She has a compilation of them on her channel and I personally find them funny but would love to see more people’s reactions towards it. Maybe you could even try playing the game too?
When I was 5 I decided to swing on a punching bag I managed to do it but I fell on my left knee, it wouldn't stop swelling so I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and I had to get a shot in my knee cap till I was 8, then Took tiny shots for it instead and one of the side effects was seizures, I had one then was diagnosed with epilepsy… lucky me…
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if you can successfully guess how the sentence in the thumbnail ends I’ll be so incredibly impressed
DON'T SAY IT, BECAUSE IF YOU SAY "Grandma Brownie's Chocholate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks" I'M GOING TO SAY "Grandma Brownie's Chocholate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks" AND THEN YOUR GONNA SAY "did you just say grandma brownies chocolate chunker wunker bunkers, now with even bigger even bigger chocolate chunks?" Thats my guess
Hi!
Can you please do Hilda series 💜💜💜💜out of context videos soon please 🙏, it’s a wonderful show and more people should watch it.
My assumption is possibly to toughen them up? But regardless I’m very VERY confused and concerned 😂😂
I am going to be putting this on every upload until you do it. CAN YOU PLEASE DO EVER AFTER HIGH EPIC WINTER
This isn’t “dirty laundry” this is a landfill of old rotten clothes
I literally couldn’t agree more 😮💨😅
hi im the catnip tastes gross confession. i was indeed curious why cats liked it, i asked my girlfriend if i should try it and she said no. i proceeded to do it. it was gross.
I've tasted cat food if that makes u feel better, the one with chunks of meat in some kinda jelly thing, it was actually pretty good. 😃 I thought that I would turn into a cat by eating what cats eat, also the logic I used when picking up seaweed while swimming and eating it cuz I wanted to be a mermaid... I also tried oats while feeding horses at the stable I used to ride at. Damn why have I eaten so many pets foods 😭
catnip does to cats what weed does to humans. that's why cats like it
Buy live catnip plant taste like mint it's used in tea
Instead of making Mathew watch out of context things, we collectively make him read confessions for… ever?
I vouch for this! This is the content we want!!
Yeah there is another TH-camr I watch that does that often and I love that series.
@@caseyp5861 Coutreezy?
and then it turns into reddit stories !!
@@caseyp5861yeah same I watch James Marriott and he gets a few unhinged ones
mat learning that his fans may be a bit more insane then he is. is hilarious
And in response, he becomes equally insane. XD
0:59 you did. you did roast me directly and that was possibly one of the best moments of my life. tupo still haunts me.
I submitted a confession and I haven't watched this video yet and I'm simultaneously scared and excited. I will update this comment about whether or not mine was included but I will not say which if so. My mouth is zipped.
Update: OH SHIT IT WAS IN HERE HELP ME LMAOOO
Another update: I cannot hold secrets. I feel a deep need to spil. *I was the ice cream one*
😂omg you’re a legend
Not the ice cream 😭
@@Miscellaneous_Minx I swear it wasn't actually that bad in context 😭😭
I have to know why you think the 5 second rule doesnt apply to wet foods! I will eat anything dry off the floor based on the 5 second rule. But wet food - unless you can wash it off it gets dirty immediately.
@@shadamyandsonamylover Exactly, like it just feels gross to eat anything wet off the floor- dust germs and stuff will stick to it. But like if like a cracker (or anything like that) falls on the floor it's not gonna collect anything
19:57 matthew: oh look! a dAnDeLiOn! mUsT bE tHa LaSt OnE oF tHa SeAsOn!!
Omg I love ice age stopppp 😭
i feel so greatly honored to have made Mathew debate licking a toilet seat. I can now die in peace-
This is the most I’ve heard Felicity speak and I love it 😅😂
This is also the most I’ve laughed at one of your videos 🤣
That being said, I think some of these people confessing need therapy😳
Right? Felicity has such a contagious laugh😂😂😌
For some reason when I read the thumbnail, I read it as the grian quote “pluck my nose hairs and ship me to Alaska!” And now I really want him to react to hermitcraft out of context
Oh my gosh please that would make my week! I would be so very very happy Matthew you must please 🙏🏻
Gosh, I wish! But I don’t think the Hermits love people reacting to their content. Although, I would be totally down for a Grian out of context reaction!!
Aha yes another grian fan
@@Ashcloud3228 I love the references
AIN'T NO WAY I DID THE SAME THING HELP
21:07 this dude pulled an Adam and Eve when he was a child...
I'm the person who sent in that confession! Now that you mention it, I did..
This one time my aunt had shoulder surgery so my dad, my sister, and I stole one of those "shoulder work" road signs moved it onto her lawn because her shoulder works now! (It was tipped over on the side of the road and there was no actual work anymore). She still doesnt know who did it.
In conclusion: my dad is cool and we are the funniest people on earth.
Its always a good day when matthew posts
Agreed!
this is gonna be chaos
11:12 well I used to wake up in the middle of the night and eat toothpaste.
Damn, I thought my butter addiction was bad, but TOOTHPASTE? THATS CRAZY 😭
I did similar as a kid, but we had strawberry flavored toothpaste back then.
@@AmarisFrede mine was mint
OMG!! I ate ants too! My mum praised me as I was helping out with the ant infestation lol
They kinda tasted like batteries and I used to think it was fun as they were all walking in line. Wouldn't do it now tho haha
24:22 No idea why the "kind regards" after that mock confession was funny but I can't stop laughing at that.
I actually have an alarm set for my nightly butter snack 😭I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT, LIVE LAUGH LOVE BUTTER
Why tho??😭you’re gonna gain health problems if you continue
I guess you and Ennard have one thing in common then. You both love ✨EXOTIC✨butters...
WHAT- 😭
@@fireruby1882it's been over a decade, I think I'll be good
@@Weezerislifeoffical Unless you're already in your thirties, I don't think you can just go off life experience here. Younglings digest differently, cuz they still grow.
4:23 They funny thing is, that's what parents do
19:16 i am ashamed to admit this was me 😅
0:58 he forgot about the Patreon
21:29 i say that is me without an ounce of shame.
I watched this video while eating, it was sure a pleasant experience :)
Can you please do *Hilda series* out of context videos? Pls. It’s a gem and it’s a crime that more people don’t make more reaction videos to this series. It’s wholesome like Bluey and emotional and adventurous like The owl house 📣🤗🤗🤗🤗
That thumbnail is something else
5:16 hey I did that to! We were pretending it was a birthday cake my belly did not like the game
I am ready for part 2 of this series now!
Same
THE PERIOD BLOOD ON HAIR ONE IS APPALLING 😭
Matthew, can I ask where your previous producer went? Andrew, i think. He who used to be around for your Gumball out of context videos?
I always thought Andrew was his brother. If he was, maybe he just moved away?
excited and terrified to see if my two confessions are in the vid!!
update: my confessions didn't make the video, but im happy they would've fit right in with the other crazy ones!
I’ve never eaten an ENTIRE stick of butter but when I was younger if I was using butter anyway for baking, I just to cut a piece for myself to chew on because I loved the texture of it so much. Like the taste isn’t great but like the texture of cold hard butter is unmatched.
less than a minute early is freaky
Fr
Real (i think im just barely over a minute lol)
freaky lmao
I'm 39 minutes late :D
25:20 ME TO BAE ME TO!!!😭😭😭
Okay so like as a kid who also loved the Land Before Time and also ate grass and leaves and stuff all the time, I am feeling seen. But bonus thing: I am now v into foraging and I can explain the dandelion thing. Dandelions are actually quite edible and perfectly safe but like all plants become more bitter the older and more developed they are. You rly should be harvesting them not too long after the yellow flower has bloomed tbh, DEFINITELY not by the time the flower has turned to fluff. The stem is never good to eat tbh. The leaves are okay but a little on the bitter side for my liking but rly shouldn't be appallingly bitter. The yellow flowers can be used for all manner of things from weird flower burger patties to a vegan honey and the roots can be dehydrated and used in hot drinks to make something that tastes like coffee without the caffeine.
Ooo cool, thanks for this!
@@ickylynn6155 Anytime!
When I was a baby, I ate a flower. As a child I would eat the leaves off a bush because I thought it tasted like salad and my brother would grow up to eat bugs until he was three and now he doesn’t like bugs.
in italy theres a a kind-of holiday august 15th, me and my friends didn’t sleep, my best friend got REALLY drunk and im really tired BUT IF MATHEW POSTS I NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO🤸♀️
None of mine were in here but maybe that's for the best...
(Also forgot to confess this but I've had a crush on the same person for 4 year now)
The next Mathew McKenna out of context vid is gonna be great
12:49 Perhaps is your name Stephanie and you know a kid call Orel Puppington??
32:41 is gonna end up on the next “Mathew McKenna out of context” video 🤣🤣🤣
3:27 damnnn Mathew’s voice brought out that guys gay side XD
Oooh, wonder if mine is in here…
praying my confession isn’t in here i sent it at like 3 am 😨😨
edit: it wasn’t in the video thank god 🙏
What was it? TELL ME
There is always next time.
9:41 why was that impression so good lol
i need a part two with more of these confessions!!
Here is mine: i paint pictures with My nose-blood
Here's mine: I didn't want to know that information
This is kinda cool tho
I'm so glad that mine wasn't said, because one of mine was really really really bad
I started training as an Herbalist, and Dandelions are incredibly healthy for you in multiple ways. Eating it out of the ground is pretty bitter, but if you pull out the yellow petals and make a syrup out of them, it tastes kind of like honey!
I'm so gonna submit a confession and hope for a second video 🤣
Exactly what i did
2:42 translators in politician meetings be like:
I have this really bad problem of picking at scabs on my head and eating them. So basically I'm a cannibal of myself.
Oh baby boy is going to get *scarred….*
Need to think of a confession vague enough that no one I know who watches it would recognize me. The one I was thinking of my sister would pick up on isntantly.
This is pure chaos
No ok but Felicity is amazing idk man, you’re funny but Felicity is 💅✨, unlike the others I don’t have a crush but man she’s does sound pretty and she’s great✨✨✨
2 mins in and it's already chaotic
You should react to amphibia :3
YOU NEED TO DO THIS MORE!!!!!
9:48 You're welcome
22:43 was that the fire in the trashcan at my school last year?
I would love to see him do Ride the Cylclone out of context please!!!! I also would love to see him react to falsettos
i used to sneak out of my room at night and open the cabinet, then eat lots of granulated sugar at 3 am. once i got caught. i then cycled through 4 therapists because they kept quitting on me.
i was 8.
I'm sorry the system failed you.
3:14 I can't! That was hilarious! 😭
THERE ARE COMMA'S SEPERATING EACH INDIVIDUAL COMBONATION!!!!!!
LOL😂
I picked up a dandelion before. A bunch of tiny tiny little green bugs crawled out 😃
Probably just plant lice. Were there ants around too? The like to herd lice.
9:49 WHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I- I… HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTFFFFFF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i watching him, danny gonzalez, danny motta, kurtis conner, drew gooden, benoftheweek, and etc at 10\11 so it makes ALOT of sense im like this now
28:18 i think someone just tried to invent the weirdest possible thin no one does this
9:48 "Yummers"
22:16 why is this something i would say to be silly 💀
Also I am a proud baby eater (nickname idea for your fans)
I had a best friend named “Chianne” when I was a child.
She put a dog collar on me
Her big dog bit me twice
She said we couldn’t be best friends at school only at home (she was my grandparents neighbor and I stayed at my grandparents a lot)
She would act nice to me and then turn around and be mean
I was basically her little lapdog, I followed her and listened to her no matter what. I was her Rowley and she was Greg.
Why I didn’t stop being her friend? Because I’m an autistic “troubled” person. And as a kid I had a lot of trouble making friends I thought I was so lucky to have her. Plus I was good friends with her siblings too, she was just the only one my age.
The saddest thing? In my entire childhood she was the ONLY friend I ever had that was my age. The others were years younger or years older.
I’m 19 now and occasionally think about her. My grandparents moved when I was 13 so I had no reason to go to that house anymore. I haven’t seen her in forever and will probably not see her again. A part of me misses her, I will never blame her since we were kids, but another part of me thinks it was for the best.
Dang I’m sure that happened to you. I love you’re doing well right now ❤
Hi.
I'm kinda mad i missed the confection thing.
Hope you make a second video
No, guinea pigs can explode. My aunt's guinea pig exploded but I forgot why
I wanted to eat the leaves in a land before time SO BADLY!!!
SO glad mine wasnt in here lmfao
I already submitted one, but listening to other people's confessions made me think of two more things, so thanks I guess? 😅
Already Im the second confession- Idk wat time say other than… I dont eat babies
Hey, don't judge the butter eating one unless you've tried cold butter straight from the fridge. Slice it up along the lines of the package and pop a slice into your mouth.
I am just about to start this and seeing as it’s 33 mins long, I just KNOW this is going to be chaotic
Completely unrelated: I have every single one of your rings
my cousin used to eat rocks too every time we went outside she just swallowed them whole
I love butter😂 it was the first thing I could eat after my cancer
IM IN HERE AND I WON'T SAY WHEN BUT LETS GOOOO LMAOOO FSHGJASGHFKDSJA good on you mat. thanks for making us feel normal
you should react to epic the musical unnecessarily censored
HAHA mine was the first one 😂
25:14 I once dated a girl for 4 months (I was her first gf ever and meant a lot to her) I broke up with her and told her i never loved her, cuz its true, I didnt. But I dont think that confession was about me (:
When is the deadline for the fanfics
Should ask on the discord
I know it’s not likely but I really want to see you do a reaction to a sort of series called “Translating Modern Songs into ye Old English” by the TH-camr Liv Pearsall. She has a compilation of them on her channel and I personally find them funny but would love to see more people’s reactions towards it. Maybe you could even try playing the game too?
2:39 same
Yo mine made it in!!! (Dandelion one at 12 minutes) We don't talk anymore...
This was so funny
I desperately need someone to make another matthew mckenna out of context and for him to react to it
I love your videos
A toilet seat is more clean than a kitchen cutting board
I'm sad I know this is true for most places.
If you start accepting confessions you’re gonna hear some SHIT good luck sir
Edit: LIKE THAT LAST ONE THATS SOME PSYCHO SHIT 😭
We're slowly traumatizing Matthew more and more by the day
Matthew watch da Winx club fight scenes
When I was 5 I decided to swing on a punching bag I managed to do it but I fell on my left knee, it wouldn't stop swelling so I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis and I had to get a shot in my knee cap till I was 8, then Took tiny shots for it instead and one of the side effects was seizures, I had one then was diagnosed with epilepsy… lucky me…
Mathew was not prepared for just how unhinged these kinds of confessions get 🤣
The fact he thinks the youngest person who watches is eleven ive been watching since when i was nine im ten now
Please don't share your age here, there are too many creeps on TH-cam.
@@AmarisFrede yeah you're probably right
@24:32 it's okay, I'm not gonna put my phone in the toilet. Also hey if you're ever in my area [...]