Meet Karl Pilkington II

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  • @DerHerrMitR
    @DerHerrMitR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3102

    Karl Pilkington has the greatest "default setting" face ever.

    • @itoaster2516
      @itoaster2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @jacob7608
      @jacob7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Head like a fucking orange.

    • @jacob7608
      @jacob7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cmpc724 like it was ever working.

    • @tosinoparinde9563
      @tosinoparinde9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That so funny 😂🤣

    • @HHHKingofKings58
      @HHHKingofKings58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      A mix of very slight boredom, confusion and annoyance.

  • @Faz-86
    @Faz-86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3116

    I met Karl today at the Nottingham shopping centre, and he truely is a really good bloke, even got a selfie. Cheers Karl!

    • @Catonius
      @Catonius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Lucky bastard!

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Spend 3 weeks with him and his "philosophies" get quite tiresome.

    • @sonahbribe5225
      @sonahbribe5225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@hsk2909 If you constantly put scenarios and hypotheticals on him for every conversation, sure. But other then that he just seems like a good chap

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sonahbribe5225 I haven't constantly put anything on him. I know him. I know he's a good guy.

    • @raybellows9851
      @raybellows9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@hsk2909 Auntie Nora?

  • @EG-qh6er
    @EG-qh6er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    "Pack it in, Steve. Have a rest."
    Any time Karl talks about Stephen Hawking I just know my sides will end up aching from laughter.

    • @Tomversal
      @Tomversal ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Play Pac-Man

    • @Oshmoshy
      @Oshmoshy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’d love to hear what Karl thinks of the cosmic egg idea

    • @mackychloe
      @mackychloe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "He's always online"

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think that Ricardo is calling Pilkington a thick cnt...lol

  • @colinernest3925
    @colinernest3925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    Karl saying "I just wanna worry about the time frame I'm born in, live in, and die in." is actually hilariously profound

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Also you would skip that massive problem of time travel movies of "holy f, we suddenly can't go back".
      Who cares if it's five years ago when that happens am i right? At least you don't have to live in a cave to net get eaten by t-rex then

    • @rainbowGZUS7
      @rainbowGZUS7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@boratsagdiyev5679 but, caves are cool and safe

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rainbowGZUS7 only until you discover the bear that's been living in it.

    • @WillOrWillNot
      @WillOrWillNot ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @boratsagdiyev5679
      Only until you find out you’re in The Chamber Of Secrets
      Unlucky

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@boratsagdiyev5679 why did you write that boring post rather than write something that Borat might have said, if you have the username you should at least stay true to character.

  • @DJMKN93
    @DJMKN93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2030

    "Pack it in Steve, have a rest" ahahahhaa
    3:54

    • @ricocori2447
      @ricocori2447 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im not dissapointed MKN, was looking for this quote...here it is

    • @rorylawrence
      @rorylawrence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Atoms: They're not getting in the way.

    • @jaihickling9390
      @jaihickling9390 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOOOOOL!'n

    • @samsboxingexperiment2193
      @samsboxingexperiment2193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MKN hahahaha. I love that part

    • @ryanje8147
      @ryanje8147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I have never heard anyone refer to Steven Hawking as Steve.....LOL

  • @ocampo6794
    @ocampo6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    -So you would go back in time to save 400 quid?
    -No 250, it was a bargain.

  • @EaioneMcgarry
    @EaioneMcgarry 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    2024 anyone?

    • @THEGUNNERSHOW282
      @THEGUNNERSHOW282 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      why the hell would that matter ?

    • @seangrain8610
      @seangrain8610 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Oh yes . Karl never gets old. Always my go to when I need a smile. Legend

  • @rhys7200
    @rhys7200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    No one I know understands the comedic value Karl has, he never fails to make me laugh and I can’t quite explain why, he’s so ordinarily grumpy it’s hilarious

    • @dummybugstudios6450
      @dummybugstudios6450 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm convinced he's a comedic genius. He's gotta be one of the funniest comedians I know

    • @danielbooth5035
      @danielbooth5035 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dummybugstudios6450 he's 100% legit and natural. He is a product of being exceptionally intelligent/ creative but at the same time lacking a formal education.

    • @lazylaurablue
      @lazylaurablue ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's because he sees very clearly without any bull. He is a clever bloke with a great sense of humour and it's obvious he sees and thanks quite deeply about things to. He is the adult to Ricky Gervais's child, which is why he sometimes gets a little exasperated with Ricky. Even though I find Ricky extremely funny most of the time, he can be a bit of a prat. When he's a bit of a prat, he does have a way of pointing it out which really makes me smile and often laugh.
      Deadpan.

    • @lazylaurablue
      @lazylaurablue ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dummybugstudios6450 Yes. "Pack it in Steve, 'ave a rest" 🤣

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielbooth5035 I don't think that's quite it. Someone that lacks a formal education usually is very interested in the same types of things formal education prioritises.

  • @zzcrazzprozz
    @zzcrazzprozz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    "atoms, there not getting in the way... so don't worry about them"

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      gravel

    • @yungsammysosa6201
      @yungsammysosa6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Very honest statement

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *They're.

    • @adambutler3700
      @adambutler3700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@NxDoyle who cares 🙄

    • @Bhong666
      @Bhong666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adambutler3700 You're Mum... :P

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "Less astronaut's , couple of bin bags" - literally the greatest quote I've ever heard :)

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrObiwan1 Literalyl?!

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daytonasayswhat9333 he's Karl's half brother

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chuck some shit up there

    • @mrjt9241
      @mrjt9241 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Leave your golf clubs at home and take some shit up with you and tip it 😂

    • @MrObiwan1
      @MrObiwan1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@daytonasayswhat9333 at least spell it right ;)

  • @markbattle1958
    @markbattle1958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    “We’ve gone through your family tree, do you know Terri the slug? He’s a great uncle of yours”.
    😂😂😂😂

    • @Eleventhearlofmars
      @Eleventhearlofmars ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a hard hitting uncle or grandad, slugger Terry lol.

    • @barbarabalaam5241
      @barbarabalaam5241 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @DarrenJamiesonJamieson
      @DarrenJamiesonJamieson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bet you a pound to the dollar that Ricky asked Karl to do Learn English With Ricky Gervais Part II...lol

  • @jarrettmaltry6305
    @jarrettmaltry6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I love how Ricky sits in a more throne like chair while they have Karl sat it something that belong in my grandmas basement

    • @TripleEightss
      @TripleEightss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      first thing i noticed haha

    • @ishaangupta4125
      @ishaangupta4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      to be fair both chairs looks shite

    • @northernguerrilla3168
      @northernguerrilla3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Karl's looks a touch more comfortable to be fair.....both need binning though.

    • @daniellealexandra237
      @daniellealexandra237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The chair Ricky is in is literally what you'll find in an old person's nursing home 😂

    • @jameshickey1294
      @jameshickey1294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classic chairs just like the matrix 😎

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3991

    I seem to find myself agreeing with Karl so often... Worrying...

    • @Jibbz28
      @Jibbz28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      He's probably the dumbest genius I've ever come across. Lol a walking paradox.

    • @patrickmoloney672
      @patrickmoloney672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Have you ever seen a old man eat a Twix?

    • @MinaF99
      @MinaF99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Patrick Moloney I've seen an old man eat a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars bar bar bar

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

    • @McTrollenstein
      @McTrollenstein 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not really. The big bang theory has been changed how many times now? They have no clue. All atoms once belonged to a single atom? Impossible if you scientifically know what defines an atom.

  • @Mitthrapath6
    @Mitthrapath6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    Please let Karl Pilkington and Neil deGrasse Tyson meet

    • @SamFBM
      @SamFBM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Johan Lund I think Karl could be a great flat earth president

    • @kellyegan7348
      @kellyegan7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Johan Lund that would be the absolute best

    • @vinayakbogam
      @vinayakbogam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Stripper tripper.
      I feel that internet has given voice to all the idiots in the world. It is filled with idiots such as you and stupid shit comments. This also shows that your mind is like a gutter. All it thinks is a color of a person.

    • @zoebidwell720
      @zoebidwell720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      he handled Katy Perry with patience and manners, so he could cope with Karl. 🤣🤣

    • @mackin26
      @mackin26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking the very same thing

  • @KaldmigHanne
    @KaldmigHanne ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “I think they did the wheel before the pants” absolutely floored me.

  • @zicomitchell
    @zicomitchell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Karl is the pragmatist and Ricky is the philosopher. That's why they work so well together

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically, a pragmatist IS a philosopher

    • @Tobias-bv8yc
      @Tobias-bv8yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Karl is the real philosopher here.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tobias-bv8yc Karl would probably be a good epicurean

    • @str8904
      @str8904 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s actually the opposite. Karl asks genuinely smart & interesting questions about epistemology and questions like, what is the “self”. Meanwhile, Ricky likes to think of himself as a staunch empiricist & materialist but he pragmatically thinks and behaves as if he’s not.

    • @louissanderson719
      @louissanderson719 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danosdotnl I mean, I LOVE Karl, but people are reading into him too much. Ricky CAN be an arse, but Karl can be so profoundly ignorant it’s unreal. Borderline arrogant. He’s not this “deep profound genius” that people like to pretend he is.

  • @Tomfissh
    @Tomfissh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Karl Pilkington. One of the greatest minds Britain has to offer.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A national treasure, he's up there with David Attenborough for me.

    • @Bholmes17
      @Bholmes17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Up there with hawking

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not sure if he's a great mind disguised as an idiot, or an idiot disguised as Karl Pilkington.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's one of the most stupid people that ever lived.
      Everything he says is crazy.
      He's only interested in how things affect him.
      Evolution for example. He think's all life is trying to evolve into humans.
      What a pillock!!

    • @jaymercer4692
      @jaymercer4692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tyroon81 His brain connects things differently than a lot of us. We should celebrate those differences in some definitions of the word he could literally be considered a genius. He may have such a basic understanding of many things but the way his brain connects ideas is a true treasure and if you don’t agree with me that it’s interesting, it’s at the least very entertaining.

  • @sandyrussell1615
    @sandyrussell1615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    3:44 he so nearly said "if i was in his chair". dying

    • @pyrrhichos
      @pyrrhichos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He said "ch-oes" lmfaooo

    • @Ollied
      @Ollied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Pack it in Steve have a rest

    • @tomturley6725
      @tomturley6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro 😂😂😂 he nearly does 😂😂 gotta love the man

    • @debbie1060
      @debbie1060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My dad died of motor neurone disease last Christmas. I can't begin to express the 2 years of progressive suffering to that point. Absolutely love Carl but found that offensive ☹

    • @josephcooper5225
      @josephcooper5225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven’t watched this video in ages and I’ve forgotten all of it but the fact that I know he’s on about Stephen Hawking before I’ve even rewatched it is incredible 😂😂

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Karl's, "yeah that's great." killed me after Ricky explained the atom.

  • @SSR175
    @SSR175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ricky trying to reason with Karl is something I can watch for hours and hours😁

  • @dandunning7731
    @dandunning7731 8 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "See, all that went right over my head…" what a hilariously honest man!

    • @mattjones8634
      @mattjones8634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I thought he was talking about his hairline.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just heard an interview with him, where he says he doesn't want kids (partly) because he feels his genes shouldnt be passed on. For his level of intelligence, I'm honestly pleasantly surprised to know he's considered something like that.

    • @yungsammysosa6201
      @yungsammysosa6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@omikronweapon he's not dumb at all...he's just a simple man that sees the world very simply..its freeing actually

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A lot of it is, of course, an act.

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He seems completely devoid of smugness or conceit. That's such a great and rare quality, whatever his flaws may be, that that alone makes him look to me like a great and admirable man.

  • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
    @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Karl's subconsciousness holds the key to the past and future evolution of Humanity!

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What if his brain holds the cure to cancer but he's not bothered enough to invent it

    • @l750z_6
      @l750z_6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Lost History Channel TKTC you tried to hard w that comment

    • @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC
      @TheLostHistoryChannelTKTC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@l750z_6 Indeed, first time being back since i typed it, : ) LOL

    • @draw4yourlife3
      @draw4yourlife3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      reminds me of Marvin from hitchhiker's guide lol

    • @enabler2456
      @enabler2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're right he's the missing link.

  • @dios.9586
    @dios.9586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    9:30 I genuinely can’t believe Karl wants to use a time machine to go back to a holiday in Majorca hahahahaha

    • @SuuupaGirl
      @SuuupaGirl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A villa, swimming pool, 3 bedrooms 😮‍💨

  • @oliverl89
    @oliverl89 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Karl is super mindful. He's actually the clever one in this. He lives in his small world and is fine with that. People need to try this.

    • @louissanderson719
      @louissanderson719 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bollocks

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@louissanderson719innit I have no idea how people can ever say Karl is clever he is one of the biggest numbnuts I’ve ever listened to

    • @alexm631
      @alexm631 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You do realise this is comedy right 😂 dumbass lol

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mind Your language, Cunt-O.​@@louissanderson719

  • @XKUnT
    @XKUnT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    “I don’t know what you’re doing now, you’re just saying words at me.” 😂😂I’ve needed that quote all my life.

    • @zayndmeiri2487
      @zayndmeiri2487 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @OdinzEinherjar
      @OdinzEinherjar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zayndmeiri2487 19:00

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Everytime somebody tries explaining anything to me* 🙄😂

    • @hamishwilson9787
      @hamishwilson9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually lost what ricky said at the point too XD

  • @DanielBrown-ee5tb
    @DanielBrown-ee5tb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    "we've researched your family ancestry...do you know Terry the Slug?" lolol

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      * Ladies and gentlemen would you please welcome to the stage.... Splodgenessabounds! * :D

    • @starrrburst
      @starrrburst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I fucking diedddddd

    • @erica5624
      @erica5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Always make me cry with laughter 😂😂

  • @Darkplasmaray
    @Darkplasmaray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Do you know Terry the slug? He's a great uncle of yours"

  • @lilgit9969
    @lilgit9969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Love, love love Karl Pilkington. I love how he speaks about things, how he looks at things, he's just so deep and never ever fails to cheer me up if I'm feeling down.

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you kidding me? Ive heard the ramblings of a six year old make more sense. Hes as deep as a paddling pool

    • @lilgit9969
      @lilgit9969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulinegallagher7821 Then maybe his humor is above people like yourself?🙄

  • @AKABoondock19
    @AKABoondock19 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I miss Karl Ricky and Stephen together so damn much

  • @Paddy.C
    @Paddy.C 8 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    That's really frustrating.. I wanted to know how Karl managed to rent a 3 bedroom Majorcan villa with swimming pool for only £250.

    • @itsMrNoble
      @itsMrNoble 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +Aaron Bourke Nah, that was years before he was semi famous. I think he got it through a mate.

    • @dazmorland
      @dazmorland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mates rates, from someone he knew ;)

    • @kurtpullen7806
      @kurtpullen7806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Was Tattoo Stans villa

    • @SKATEBAIT47
      @SKATEBAIT47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Kurt Pullen Shit tattoo's on his right arm though

    • @tofolcano9639
      @tofolcano9639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Paddy .Cook
      Mallorca*

  • @Mista-Smith
    @Mista-Smith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Karl is so lovable even though he may say things he shouldn't. He has a certain innocence almost like a child. He's so funny to watch lol.

  • @pabbieduckhooks
    @pabbieduckhooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Karl is so spot on with his evaluation of Ricky going back to the cave man era. Ricky wouldn’t last a day

  • @haz9808
    @haz9808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    They play off each other so well, it's literally seamless.

    • @rob_3417
      @rob_3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope. Literally doesn't mean what you think it does

    • @MattAlexanderMe
      @MattAlexanderMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They've had a lot of practice

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally?!

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rob _ What does it mean?

    • @lgx3557
      @lgx3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rob _ pack it in Rob have a rest

  • @sharlainjapan
    @sharlainjapan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    “Antiques Roadshow of Shit” hahahaha

    • @RyanTheCreator
      @RyanTheCreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      what the hell are you doing here lol

    • @bluemarvel5970
      @bluemarvel5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn your a fan too!

    • @tenzinjampa3266
      @tenzinjampa3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love to see you here.

    • @FreestyleRez
      @FreestyleRez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RyanTheCreator If I had to take a guess ... Chris will be behind it

    • @joelneedham4548
      @joelneedham4548 ปีที่แล้ว

      odd

  • @vtrico10
    @vtrico10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "he's wasting his life thinking about something that doesn't matter" - Karl hits the nail on the head - he is referring to what Theodore Kaczynski described as "surrogate activities" in Industrial Society and its Future - I think Karl and Ted would have a lot in common with regards to their world view, Karl just doesn't know it.

  • @ricocori2447
    @ricocori2447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "Atoms, break em down, gravel, make gravel out of them"
    K.P

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    7:55: "It'll be like antique road show in the sky but with shit of the years gone by"............

  • @abergreg
    @abergreg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Karl is a national treasure, his brain is wired in a unique and wonderfully amusing way.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose ปีที่แล้ว

      No it’s not, it’s commonplace

    • @abergreg
      @abergreg ปีที่แล้ว

      @@john.premose If, by making a comment, you broadcast your stupidity, then surely its ill advised.

    • @AD-df5tm
      @AD-df5tm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only he was unique. The sad reality is that there are WAY more people like him out there than should be.

    • @abergreg
      @abergreg ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AD-df5tm No there arent.

    • @john.premose
      @john.premose ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abergreg yea there are

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Your brother you are very close to.”
    “I haven’t seen him in about 12yrs” 😂😂😂

  • @molhill2659
    @molhill2659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I feel like Karl seems so tired in this one, not that he isn't in other videos, but he looks even more fed up with Ricky's messing around.

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think Ricky's worn him out xD Its bound to affect him after a while. Ricky can be so exhaustingly annoying at times xD!!

    • @stoney_703
      @stoney_703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      it's an exaggerated version of himself when in front of the camera it's they're dynamic, they obviously aren't like this off camera

    • @molhill2659
      @molhill2659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sean Millson nah I defiantly think they are, yeh i mean there probably things they talk about off camera because they can't talk about it on camera!

    • @molhill2659
      @molhill2659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +getagrip I don't think he is, i think you'd have to of listened to all the podcasts to truly understand there friend ship!

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Molly Hillier your beautiful xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • @ryanhudson6961
    @ryanhudson6961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    There is an amazing amount of wisdom in Karls ramblings.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There isn't really. Most of what he said in this was ill-informed crap.

    • @piffflair2624
      @piffflair2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@David-ud9ju shut up David

    • @archiewall124
      @archiewall124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@piffflair2624 he isn’t wrong tho, Karl talks a load of shite he’s just hilarious and he doesn’t realise how funny it is

  • @wereham
    @wereham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He actually owns Ricky on most things

  • @jakesyn5
    @jakesyn5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Apart from the completely wrong bits he is like a machine that tells you exactly what you need to hear with no filter and no second thoughts on what people think , it’s rare and purely admirable

    • @StuTheDon17
      @StuTheDon17 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's the real life Kramer

  • @itsMrNoble
    @itsMrNoble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    I love Karl's shrug after Ricky tells him that it's a terrible flawed theory. He genuinely doesn't give a shit. He knows he's right.

    • @Tom-bn6pr
      @Tom-bn6pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He's right about chucking bin bags into space?

    • @Caesarnr93
      @Caesarnr93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Tom 22 while ur going up there, just bring a few bin bags with ya

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He thinks he's right. That means he's either narrow minded or stubborn, cause Ricky just explained to him how inefficient it would be to do that.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leave your golf clubs and take some sh*t and tip it!

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Christoff070 I don't know how everybody thinks that's the biggest issue. As if it'd be perfectly fine to throw our limited resources away into space like we can generate piles upon piles of trash infinitely. Yall not heard about recycling?
      But yeah, even if they were already sending a rocket to space everyday, there'd barely even be any room to carry 1% of the trash we produce in a day on it. The crew would be able to hold a bag of trash each. That'd be it.
      And no, that wouldn't cost much to the fuel already needed to get this heavy rocket off the ground. Like think of why people are against private jets. It's essentially one super rich person paying for everybody's seat to have a plane all for themselves. Waste of fuel. It'd be more efficient to let everybody on and split the bill. But these rich people's self importance matter more than sitting next to everybody else. Anyway, point was, most of the cost is in getting the vehicle itself moving, not the passengers. It's practically negligible with cars.

  • @hannahblencowe8399
    @hannahblencowe8399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "Pack it in Steve, have a rest"

    • @creativeamerican8811
      @creativeamerican8811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hannah Blencowe
      Mount HaveArest.

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alexander Marshall
      Ha beat me to it! XD

    • @varun009
      @varun009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hot damn, the girls on TH-cam are hot.

    • @LosBerkos
      @LosBerkos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      varun009 Fucking stain on humanity.

    • @t5698
      @t5698 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes in hell now anyways

  • @TheRunnerable
    @TheRunnerable ปีที่แล้ว +90

    ”You’re talking about space. When did it start, where does is end - it doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter”
    Actually a genuinely profound quote from Karl Pilkington

  • @ianmcfadden5450
    @ianmcfadden5450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Karl is a national treasure, true legend

  • @reggiewray2780
    @reggiewray2780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Terry the slug he was a great uncle of yours 😂😂

  • @matteoj226
    @matteoj226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I genuinely love Karl. The most honest, genuine, pleasant man.

  • @partiallyperfect3943
    @partiallyperfect3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Karl is just amazing, I could watch him all day!

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    We need more people like Karl. He's not always right, but his process of thinking is so unique and out of the ordinary.

    • @Brandon_J
      @Brandon_J ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's literally the average Manchester man. He sounds like every other moody simple man here. It's why his reactions are hilarious to others.

  • @stoox006
    @stoox006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    OMG... I haven't seen this one. How is it possible?

  • @e.e.gravewalkr
    @e.e.gravewalkr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "There's a gang of 'em in the tube." lmao

  • @kida9195
    @kida9195 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “There’s a gang of em In’da toob. All mushified.”
    God that got me good.

  • @Raining23Buckets
    @Raining23Buckets 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “ They say what’s going on”, “ I say I’m just visiting “ Onya Karl Legend 😂

  • @senorcoonster
    @senorcoonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Karl is really smart to be honest. Don’t stress by thinking about things that don’t directly affect our everyday lives. You can’t get smarter than that.

    • @lNeVaR
      @lNeVaR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats literally so dumb

    • @Komiksti
      @Komiksti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lNeVaR Actually it's one of the fundamental teachings of Daoism, look it up. Hardly dumb at all.

    • @fbwhitey
      @fbwhitey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Komiksti Regardless, relatively not all that long ago in humanity's era, electricity was something that had zero impact on a persons daily life; the discovery of which was mostly due to simple curiosity. The first to discover and create electricity will have had absolutely no idea how profound an impact their experiments would eventually have on the entire human race, but here we are.
      Disregarding things that seemingly have no impact on us today seems so short-sighted, and we have no idea how these important these things may become to future generations

    • @wpgeeth
      @wpgeeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lNeVaR its quite amazing how people cant grasp simple theories like big bang. Some kids get it.

    • @wpgeeth
      @wpgeeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @fuikinga it doesnt matter really wether you care about it or not. Its irrelevant.

  • @stonehouseguitars3869
    @stonehouseguitars3869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    As someone who struggles with being fed up and sick of it all the time, this guy really gives me hope. I’m a bit sad he’s been around for like 20 years now and I’ve only just started listening to him this past year. Was very happy to watch sick of it and looking forward to hopefully a long and brilliant career to come from Karl pilkington. Also Gervais as always is a brilliant and hardworking man who is one of my personal heroes even if sometimes I can’t stand his personality. His new series “After Life” was absolutely brilliant and I hope he decides to introduce Karl to the cast. Thanks for all your hard work gentlemen

    • @timwideman8824
      @timwideman8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn’t like acting in Derek. He’s a better character naturally than most actors are capable of portraying.

    • @josephmonti-kaye2487
      @josephmonti-kaye2487 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need to listen to all of the XFM shows, the podcasts, and the series ‘Guide to’.

    • @jawdzbanga4540
      @jawdzbanga4540 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josephmonti-kaye2487 everyone needs to listen to those compilations .. they are consistently funny even after me having them on repeat for years. The best 👌🏻❤️

  • @gener8joy
    @gener8joy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Karl Pilkington - simple man and because of that also a great man - I like him. His thoughts about science are so simple and he is so sincere

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has NO intelligent thoughts about science.

    • @gener8joy
      @gener8joy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulinegallagher7821 maybe you have…… naaaa - just kidding (…)

  • @user-kb6mj7zq8t
    @user-kb6mj7zq8t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would tell Carl He's absolutely spot on about everything he says.

    • @marionkennedy9651
      @marionkennedy9651 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah he IS ! A very bright and extremely funny guy!💯👍

  • @SylentEcho
    @SylentEcho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Gotta admire how honest Karl is. Nobody would ever say stuff like that aloud, let alone on TV even if they're thinking it.

  • @Forestgravy90
    @Forestgravy90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Outer space being like a museum because it'll have some bin bags floating about with old stuff in it might be the maddest thing Karl has ever said

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forest_gravy Madder then injecting an old person in the head with "something" and having them live their life in reverse, instead of having kids?

  • @stuartbritain8529
    @stuartbritain8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Karl’s been right all along. Lucky for me, I realised this sooner, rather than later.

  • @HadleyMaeHudson
    @HadleyMaeHudson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ‘What’s a marmot?’ I’ve got tears 😭🤣😂 I love him!

  • @vandalsavage6990
    @vandalsavage6990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The funniest thing Karl could be considered a great thinker without effort because of his honesty.

  • @dj4650
    @dj4650 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Karl is like Einstein for the common man. Someone who sees life in cliff notes with no filler

  • @typicalchicken4479
    @typicalchicken4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HOW on EARTH does he not crack a smile at what he says! he's absolutely hilarious.

  • @Maoulduin
    @Maoulduin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Karl knows that life is short and doesn't want to waste time on dwelling on the past.

  • @TheJawaah
    @TheJawaah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    3:45 ahaha he was so close to saying chair

  • @cojocoolio
    @cojocoolio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I could watch Ricky and Karl talk all day long, I crack up and then Ricky's laugh makes me laugh even harder

  • @chriselyr2484
    @chriselyr2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ricky: What's the answer to life, the universe and everything?
    Karl: What's for tea?

  • @Edsblog1
    @Edsblog1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    -Marmotte. Mouse.
    -You're just saying words... What's a Marmotte?
    This is GENIUS.

    • @tomjenkins1989
      @tomjenkins1989 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @billzebub7535
    @billzebub7535 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Ricky rolling his eyes talking about the “magic” of god..
    Proceeds to discuss the big bang in a whimsical miraculous sense. Lol

    • @Adam-fj9px
      @Adam-fj9px 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the fact that the big bang was theorised by a priest lol

  • @twotragediesinlife667
    @twotragediesinlife667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The reason Karl is so interesting is because he makes a lot of sense in his ramblings. Love these guys

  • @DeathEgg666
    @DeathEgg666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Atoms....they're not getting in the way, stop worrying about em" I love Karl

  • @cosmoheldenbergh8843
    @cosmoheldenbergh8843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i feel like most his theories are based on putting the enjoyment of one person above mutual understanding of the universe and I love it

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Pop it in youtube

  • @sammullett17
    @sammullett17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I have read Karl Pilkington books, watched the TV series and the podcasts but I still prefer the one-one interviews they are TV gold haha, learning English with Ricky Gervais is the funniest thing on TH-cam 😂✌️

    • @beardedloon77
      @beardedloon77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch the Derek outtakes can't remember which but in one of them you actually get to see Karl actually lose it an hysterically laugh but only once which makes it so much funnier that he's got people in fits all around him an he's still deadpan until this one moment.🤣

  • @thebigpicture2455
    @thebigpicture2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    As the years go by I realize more and more that Karl is just speaking truth...it's so far ahead that it may seem like comedy.

  • @SpeedBoost
    @SpeedBoost 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ricky went from looking 50 (XFM and the Office timeframe) to then looking 30 (in this timeframe) then back to looking 50, then looking 40 again (during the Derek) and now he looks well into his 60's!
    He ages like he's on Shuffle or something.

  • @TheLocalStar
    @TheLocalStar ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The wickedist thing is Ricky Gervais just can't comprehend ignorance is bliss. Karl's had an entire programme, travelled the world now, had a cartoon made about him and is more famous than most astronauts nowadays lol all from being himself and having his own point of view

  • @richardroberts1744
    @richardroberts1744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The best thing about Karl Is that if he really thought about it he is worth loads of money. But his humility doesn't see it. Oblivious!!! And that is incorruptible. A true human in a way. No distractions. No ego. Just I want my little life. That's all.

    • @katienovota8870
      @katienovota8870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a feeling he knows exactly what he's doing.

    • @hazelwalsh3269
      @hazelwalsh3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Richard Roberts ignorance is bliss!!

    • @katqt32
      @katqt32 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katie Novota maybe, maybe not. Either way, he enjoys the simple things and doesn’t do bad things, and I think that’s something respectable :)

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Go back in time to have the same vacation.. brilliant!

  • @southernchick9077
    @southernchick9077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please bring this show back. I miss truly laughing at television

  • @puremax1538
    @puremax1538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Terry the slug that had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dylanhulland6342
    @dylanhulland6342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    What Ricky sees when looking at Karl
    ££££££££££

    • @missesrobot8182
      @missesrobot8182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Lol, you never see Ricky advertise Karl's books or shows that he doesn't make with Gervais.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Catherine why would he? he's a businessman, why would he give his competition free advertising? what sort of ridiculous thing is that to even type? he doesn't advertise the shitty films Steve Merchant is in, or portal 2 either, does that make him a bad person somehow?

    • @missesrobot8182
      @missesrobot8182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Well, since they're meant to be friends, and Ricky simply loves Karls mind, you'd assume he might say 'Check out Karls new book' randomly on facebook, or just commenting on how well Karl's doing lately, but he only does that when he's involved. Beyonce promotes her sisters album on her instagram. It comes across a tad childish. Karl mentioned how funny Stephen looks in his Crystal Maze X Men bald albino get up the other day on Facebook.

    • @MrInsignifcant
      @MrInsignifcant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Catherine You lost me at Beyonce.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Catherine they arent "meant" to be friends, they are, that doesn't change the fact that Ricky owns and operates a production company and has no onus to promote a rival product regardless of who is in it. as I pointed out, he doesn't do the same for Steve, that Karl does means nothing, as he has no horse in the race, it doesn't infer he's a better or worse person than Ricky, is he more earnest? for sure but he doesn't run a production company so he doesn't have to protect any investments.

  • @davidwood3761
    @davidwood3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “If you’re up there get rid of a few bin bags” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordancarter5507
    @jordancarter5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Karl is the bees knees,legs and elbows, funniest man on earth

  • @torchbearer3784
    @torchbearer3784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I could listen to these two for hours 👍

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    11:56 "they'd take your pants off" Carl's response expression is so great

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
    @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love how he says 'bang'
    "bahnnnnk"

  • @user-mg6vx9fy3e
    @user-mg6vx9fy3e 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I would vote and trust Karl over any politician any day of the week,with Karl you always know where you stand, unfiltered thoughts,most of it is actually the simple truth ,why he's so brilliant

  • @Thu2za
    @Thu2za ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Having watched the cartoons so much its crazy how the facial expressions are so accurate lol the fact that karl is genuinely like this is crazy😅 what a character

  • @spookityskeletor1416
    @spookityskeletor1416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I read something." -karl pilkington

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Pack it in Steve, 'av a rest

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved him suggesting instead of discovering the mysteries of the Universe he should play Pac-Man

  • @sunwukong6897
    @sunwukong6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Karl Pilkington is one of the wisest individuals I have ever born witness to and that’s not a joke.

    • @navjitbassi03
      @navjitbassi03 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After hearing him crumble on that logic question i feel sorry for u if that comment is factual

  • @jasegtree1206
    @jasegtree1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe how much this still makes me laugh 😂

  • @Horus2468
    @Horus2468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    He's not entirely wrong most of the time. lol.

    • @cornybeef
      @cornybeef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Horus2468
      But he’s never entirely correct

  • @creativeamerican8811
    @creativeamerican8811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "You're just saying words at me now! What's a marmot?!"

  • @doktor7146
    @doktor7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Less astronauts, couple of bin bags”
    This will be my life motto now.

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 ปีที่แล้ว

      why? its not like there are manned rockets leaving all the time, its not a regular commuter service.

  • @auroraisabella5179
    @auroraisabella5179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Your brother, right okay very close to you.”
    “Well I avent seen him for 12 years.”
    Lmao