Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.พ. 2006
  • LA Public Access television program. Read more about the creator, David Hart, here:
    www.losanjealous.com/2005/10/1...
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  • @SeyMe2
    @SeyMe2 14 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The first song in this video is possibly my favourite song of all time.

  • @mdaadt
    @mdaadt 17 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the most magical thing I have ever experienced on the Internet. Thank You Mr Hart.

  • @meyerjac
    @meyerjac 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have never been so scared in my life. I was having a nightmare and then I woke up and watched this. Now I just want to go back to sleep.

  • @DavoSchulz
    @DavoSchulz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hey it's just James Quall, he's a professional comedian.

  • @poniesinashed
    @poniesinashed 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The transition at 4:55 is just beautiful.

  • @miranda75289
    @miranda75289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am a Christian Scientist… this really is something else.

    • @rockolutheran
      @rockolutheran 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You guys are all nutcases, IDK how anyone can be C.S. Straight up scroo-loose !!

  • @nicholasgryczewski9247
    @nicholasgryczewski9247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Chip the black boy"

  • @Turrski
    @Turrski 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My son Chip has passed away. He was stolen out of a box at the Dicksborough's department.

  • @TXiCN
    @TXiCN 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm done. Salamé, everyone.

    • @myusernamerocks3
      @myusernamerocks3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salamé!

    • @metalheadpolack
      @metalheadpolack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t understand? What’s wrong here? Looks like quality entertainment to me

  • @shawnsmith8558
    @shawnsmith8558 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    David Liebe Hart is completely harmless, I know he's way off, but he's not hurting any one, I just feel like people are taking advantage of him, he's funny, but I kinda like his quirkiness, I like weird people.

    • @chainsawteddybear
      @chainsawteddybear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      People are still taking advantage of him till this day, he deserves way better

    • @petsnsac
      @petsnsac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is quirky, unfortunately women don't like like that about men and he was given a bum deal in life. His wife left him to be with a crackhead, that combined with the daily ridicule he gets from being himself has ruined him.

    • @sammosaurusrex
      @sammosaurusrex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had a friend who got in touch with him and bought some of his artwork back when I was in High School... He was very bitter towards Tim and Eric at the time for taking advantage of him (I think he also said they owed him money)
      It’s a shame T&E hurt him, he puts out so much positivity, he deserves way better

    • @Liltroublegrrl4eva
      @Liltroublegrrl4eva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s not weird haha

    • @SwineBrothers
      @SwineBrothers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's defo insane.

  • @dangerzone79
    @dangerzone79 17 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My old band THE BAD APPLES played on his show...he & his guests are completely insane. He asked us if we wanted to go into the desert to film UFO's...for real.

  • @ArwingFighter
    @ArwingFighter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    an alien singing about jesus christ. you've got to be kidding me

    • @StephanieCoxlive
      @StephanieCoxlive 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao ikr ArwingFighter

    • @BayviewFinch
      @BayviewFinch 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ness Franklin You don't understand Jesus.

    • @BayviewFinch
      @BayviewFinch 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ness Franklin Am I sure about what? What seems probable? *than. What's the "orthodox" view?

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BayviewFinch woulnt he be part alien? God doesnt originate from earth.

  • @floweringsilverzero
    @floweringsilverzero 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is definitely the most amazing cable access thing ever. gotta love the reverb on james quall's voice and the random acidic UFO overlays

  • @hemightbegiant
    @hemightbegiant 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is what I will show my kids

  • @Darconda90
    @Darconda90 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And now I can't sleep, thank you very much

  • @PoopPoopFart
    @PoopPoopFart 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *stares at screen in horror as Cheerios and milk dribble down chin*

  • @nirrti7
    @nirrti7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wonder why the existence of this show doesn't cause a rip in the space time continuum or become a massive black hole due to all the sheer amount of wtf-ery gathered in one place.

    • @silvanusslaughter
      @silvanusslaughter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @Liltroublegrrl4eva
      @Liltroublegrrl4eva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t understand what’s so weird about what he’s saying guys

    • @slyslaughter5115
      @slyslaughter5115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh the content is fine. It's the execution.

  • @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou
    @IAmSoMuchBetterThanYou 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    David Hart can still be seen performing after just about every Hollywood Bowl show on the ticket concourse. It's quite a sight.

  • @cal2436
    @cal2436 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    and James Quall sounds like god with that epic echo

  • @FightGet
    @FightGet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I met him IRL and he told me all about this alien stuff. I got his autograph.

    • @dudebrochill6583
      @dudebrochill6583 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FightGet I’d love to have a conversation with him about his beliefs and specifically aliens. He is a fascinating person. I love quirky people like this. They tend to be way way more intelligent than most.

  • @pieissodelicious
    @pieissodelicious 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "there are infinite people living on other worlds."

  • @JediMcFly717
    @JediMcFly717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:01 when you get Baby Yoda from The Dollar Tree:

  • @JonYodice
    @JonYodice 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He wasn't always grey, spending a little while on Earth turned him grey (talking about a green-colored alien)

  • @whirlipede2084
    @whirlipede2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok, I admit: I'm addicted to this show.

  • @CptFriggerJizz
    @CptFriggerJizz 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ive seen some sick videos in my time but this is pretty much number 1

  • @sanitytheorist8221
    @sanitytheorist8221 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I pray to space angels, they make the voices in my head go away... *high on believing*

  • @cal2436
    @cal2436 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he's got such a nice voice, seriously!

  • @kingpugmusic
    @kingpugmusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So this must have been where T&E found DLH and Quall!? Totally out there

  • @bobbymack44212
    @bobbymack44212 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sound of my forehead banging on the wall.

  • @d3p3ch3mod3
    @d3p3ch3mod3 16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "turn it down a little bit!"

  • @frankcabanski9409
    @frankcabanski9409 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Neither Christian nor scientific..." describes this perfectly.

  • @Combat_rat
    @Combat_rat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great job!

  • @SalmonOfK84
    @SalmonOfK84 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What the fuck......... I mean, I'm not sure if I was having a stroke, in the middle of a fever dream or watching the birth of Scientology............

  • @brody5000
    @brody5000 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never laughed so much in my life,albert hermann,teddy eddie,chip the black boy,mr grey spaceman,roger the giraffe,doug the dog are all classic characters,it's genius,if only the american office was as funny as this.

  • @Calebd2
    @Calebd2 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the most inspiring and brilliant thing I've ever seen..

  • @andrejmarkovich7008
    @andrejmarkovich7008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blessed be the divine Science of our Father-Mother-God!

  • @ElectricPid
    @ElectricPid 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is so cool! This makes me like Awesome Show even more. Salamé!

  • @kornyhags79
    @kornyhags79 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOBS CREW IS IN THIS SHIZ!

  • @UpperCrustthe3rd
    @UpperCrustthe3rd 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he's serious.

  • @beridledodopidop4822
    @beridledodopidop4822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    now this i can get into, thanks cinco

  • @jaredinhi
    @jaredinhi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    many of the characters on Tim and Eric are real people, not actors. That is why it is so entertaining. They are not crazy people, just weird.

  • @hvalleydude922
    @hvalleydude922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another QUALLity production for The Lord.

  • @nickwashburn5071
    @nickwashburn5071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh whatcha say James quall

  • @automatwinslaytracks
    @automatwinslaytracks 17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God, I think I saw this when I was 6, and it's fucked with me ever since. I love public access.

  • @doobiesoda3873
    @doobiesoda3873 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for coming to my show!

  • @jamie1707
    @jamie1707 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This never fails to crack me up.

  • @GarthDiant
    @GarthDiant 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Chip the black boy!" This is priceless.

  • @spagett2487
    @spagett2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, was this for real? 😂 I never knew DLH and James Quall knew each other before Tim & Eric. It's almost like T&E actually produced this show 😂

  • @marcushelbling
    @marcushelbling 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need all these great tunes on my ipod NOWWWWWW

  • @CeeJayDee94
    @CeeJayDee94 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    haha actually this is David Liebe Harts show, this is legit, Tim And Eric must have seen this footage and got him on their show, David is actually this crazy.

  • @CitizenSweeps
    @CitizenSweeps 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw this guy on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, and thought it seemed like something hilarious you'd see on public access (like much of the show).
    I did some research, and it turns out it IS something hilarious you'd see on public access.
    I suspect Uncle Muscle's Hour is based on a guy on my local station.

  • @TheCandisandi
    @TheCandisandi 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I fear for the sanity of any child who is exposed to this...it is frightening and schizophrenic, and I can't imagine an adult who would allow their kids to view this!!

  • @spudbone2003
    @spudbone2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a musical masterpiece!

  • @captainpanic08
    @captainpanic08 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think it's possible to know anything about humanity until you've seen the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show.

  • @thedochelterskelter1
    @thedochelterskelter1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like this show. And I don't know why

  • @Blazingmad
    @Blazingmad 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Job!

  • @James-rm7rd
    @James-rm7rd ปีที่แล้ว

    The first song feels like it will never fucking end! 🤣

  • @aaronbroyles9082
    @aaronbroyles9082 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Are you sure this isn't Tim and Eric?

    • @George_Ericksen
      @George_Ericksen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The guy who ran this program, David Liebe Hart, was featured on Tim and Eric multiple times.

  • @brainman
    @brainman 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    David Leibe Hart. We need more of his kind in this world.

  • @ShimmyPilates
    @ShimmyPilates 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even Quall is like... you're fucking crazy, Liebe Hart.

  • @doinkerislove
    @doinkerislove 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's all so... beautiful.

  • @shanes1325
    @shanes1325 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chills everytime.

  • @TUBULARRRGH
    @TUBULARRRGH 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHA!!! The dude in the chair at the opening song is like, "Are you FUCKING done yet???!!!

  • @christjesusenergetics
    @christjesusenergetics 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    wonderful opening song

  • @hatednyc
    @hatednyc 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had no idea that David Liebe Hart and his puppets and friends from Tim & Eric Awesome Show were all from THIS show!!

  • @bigmeuprudeboy
    @bigmeuprudeboy 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    genuis, absolute genuis
    you'd have to work long and hard to make something so surreally funny on purpose

  • @exciteddemonstrator9150
    @exciteddemonstrator9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TURN IT DOWN A LIL BIT.

  • @LesActive
    @LesActive 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is beautiful, art brut

  • @djanchovy
    @djanchovy 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great, I'm not gonna be able to sleep now!

  • @snoristerlison
    @snoristerlison 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The puppet is david lieb hart from tim and eric awesome show great job

  • @Caleb9849
    @Caleb9849 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:58
    God will give me power to overcome ALL MY BUBBLES

  • @GabrielWilsonCollins
    @GabrielWilsonCollins 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James Quall has a kick ass speaking voice!!!

  • @SuperGeniuse
    @SuperGeniuse 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    so this is where tim and eric recruit their cast members

  • @JonasClark
    @JonasClark 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you ignore the video part, it's got a nifty 80s vibe and doesn't give you the jibblies.

  • @teddysands96
    @teddysands96 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    charlie brooker unearths another peice of gold for me.

  • @iannixxx
    @iannixxx 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is AWESOME

  • @Vanmorbo
    @Vanmorbo 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    James Quall rocks! Not many people can read with such amazing eloquence.

  • @Watchman2012
    @Watchman2012 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    LA Public Access needs to go nationwide! Why can't I get this from my local cable provider!?

  • @MrThat0neperson
    @MrThat0neperson 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to meet the children raised on this.

  • @MrSExperience
    @MrSExperience 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    To get America back on track this should be required viewing in every elementary classroom in the nation. I like all the lyrics but especially,"there are infinite people living on other worlds"

  • @amsterstorm
    @amsterstorm 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes, but it needs to be said that this is not intended as a joke. that is what makes this truly funny...and scary.

  • @adrienfourniercom
    @adrienfourniercom 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best jokes that James Quall had ever rode.

  • @wes11bravo
    @wes11bravo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    James Quall and Chip The Black Boy are both national treasures.

  • @quadroonlicious
    @quadroonlicious 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome!

  • @WilliamTaylor1
    @WilliamTaylor1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chip The Black Boy... WOW!
    There's an alien in your company.
    You'd think 'Chip The Black Boy!' might be referred to as "Chip".

  • @shayneredding5887
    @shayneredding5887 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The guy in the chair and David Liebe Hart are both on Tim and Eric

  • @ContinuumXT
    @ContinuumXT 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the fact that the first tag for this video is 'crackpot'

  • @ilovetortillas
    @ilovetortillas 18 ปีที่แล้ว

    could that song get any longer?!

  • @darkwater2691
    @darkwater2691 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The singer is on Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job.

  • @razimus
    @razimus 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are infinite worlds inhabited by an infinite ammount of people, they worship God just like us, for those that can't comprehend this, you simply need to open your mind beyond what you've been told your entire life.
    Great job David Liebe Hart!

  • @MatthaeusGulielmus
    @MatthaeusGulielmus 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only have one word for this: surreal.

  • @saibondy
    @saibondy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What was the first song???? We’ll never know

    • @CesarClouds
      @CesarClouds ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's in the screen but it's blurry.

  • @wavewash
    @wavewash 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    At what time in the video did he say "turn it down a little bit"? I think I wasn't paying attention and missed it.

  • @toomanyninjas07
    @toomanyninjas07 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys anyone know where i can sign up ?

  • @deadthelma
    @deadthelma 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I turned it down a little bit when he said to turn it down a little bit

  • @yourboy4025
    @yourboy4025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We'll see the space angels face to face"

  • @SteelAngelJohn
    @SteelAngelJohn 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm laughing so hard I could actually throw up...

  • @SubconsciousGatherer
    @SubconsciousGatherer 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where can I see full episodes of this show?

  • @Leatherbubba
    @Leatherbubba 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that's Quallity entertainment!

  • @BobCassidy
    @BobCassidy 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @failedassassin I said look exactly like us not similar to us. What if that happened? Would you be more inclined to believe in a god if that happened?