The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ส.ค. 2010
- One of the most mysterious and amazing programs I've ever witnessed.. Caught this on cable access one afternoon in 2002, and my jaw hit the floor.. i was stunned & shocked by it's brilliance.. i was also VERY jealous, since i had been in preproduction of a fake kiddie bible show of my own for cable access (puppets, songs, all sorts of shit).. but when i saw THIS?! i KNEW that nothing could top this, so i scrapped it
The tape had always been a mystery to me. I never saw another episode on Dallas cable access.. but then, in 2007, someone sent me a youtube link that they were raving about.. i took a look, and FUCK! it was another show from that SAME GUY! Same black puppet, same shitty graphics, but.. there was no Teddy Eddy.. he'd been replaced with this bizarre alien puppet..
Apparently, he's been doing this show for ages, and people who "know" him claim that his show is a sincere effort, and not an obvious scam.. yeeah, suure....
So here is a clip from David Nkrumah Liebe Unger Hart's masterpiece from 2001/2002-ish.. it was the first and only one i've ever seen broadcast on Dallas cable access, and judging from the ones that came after it, this one is the best! the others seemed lame, forced, and waay too obvious..
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It was either this or watching documentaries about serial killers.
+buzz saw I think this show makes me more uncomfortable
+buzz saw I can relate.
you made the wrong choice
They’re pretty much both the same
you made a mistake for sure
Written and directed by David Lynch
I hate it!
The one and only David liebe Lynch
This guy can write entire songs without a single chord in them, it's a miracle! -.-
This is like Lambchop finding jesus in the Twilight Zone
Lol
I can just see Tim and Eric watching this saying “we NEED this guy on our show”
Pretty much how it came to be lol
"Don't do the drugs there"
Moonbeam lol. "So bad."
Whoa. I thought this channel was shut down. Thanks for replying to me, and letting me see it's alive again.
Don't do the drugs where?!!?!
What about the dumpster in the alley in the back of wherever this shit shows being made? Or the green room if this show has one… Looks like a lot of people that are on his show hit the green room or the dumpster before they start taping because everyone of these people seem to be having some sort of a problem that might be exacerbated or caused entirely by an altered state of mind
The show has the opposite effect.
Holy shit thats David Lieb Hart from the Tim and Eric and Eric Andre show
Salame
When was he on the Eric Andre show?
this is the strangest thing I've ever seen. Is this for real? The guy wasn't even playing the guitar and then some woman starts talking in German for no apparent reason. How can we make this even creepier? I know how about we add a dummy. omg a singing dummy. THEN HIS HEAD SPINS ALL THE WAY AROUND
Apparently the puppeteer worked on Tim & Eric
I let this guy crash on my couch one night in 2016 and drove him around for a bit one night earlier this year. He's stranger and more fascinating than even this show implies.
4 years too late, but that's pretty cool. I think.
Teddy Eddy: "It's all bad."
when a panda tells me that drugs will wreck my life, i listen
It's all bad.
Teddy Eddy has been thru alot. He was on the streets, a hopeless methamphetamine addict. He sold his body for meth and bamboo pipes for many years. He's seen a thing or 2.
You can see the puppeteer's head from behind the couch. Hilarious.
The puppet is such a control freak. Lol
01:20 He was surprisingly quick to list a great deal of drug names
Could you just imagine growing up watching this?
"Say no to drugs there
don't do the drugs there"
LOL :)
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Don't do drugs; just watch this program and trip out!!
This is so creepy...
I feel like they kidnapped the German girl.
Catherine Mitchell she was secretly asking her parents to free her.
I don't think she was German; I heard a British accent.
@@LordVoltRod2c you should probably be taking those schizophrenia meds
I don't know why people think this show is creepy. I think it's absolutely delightful.
Loose translation of the German bits:
1. Yes, I would definitely say that it is not good to take drugs. There is no drug that makes you a winner, you can only be a loser; and with that I tell you, "Say no to drugs".
2. O sing to our Lord a new song. Sing to our Lord all across the whole world. O let us pray to our Lord in His grace and holiness.Our Lord is within all places in the world, in all generations; before the mountains came to stand, before the earth and the world had been created.
Glorious!! 😊😁
The panda's voice is too much for me. 🤣😂
I love how the Panda sounds like Forrest Gump. It'd be so funny if he started preaching about life being like a box chocolates.
Mr. Liebe Hart, aside from this and his appearances on "Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job!" on Adult Swim, also had a short-lived cable access show in Los Angeles called the Galaxy Forum, in which he discusses the different extraterrestrial races living amongst us on Earth as well as his own abductions at the hands of aliens.
I'm not kidding.
...I would give my liver to talk to this guy for just half an hour.
It's like some kind of existential train wreck.
I met David Liebe Hart years ago at a bar. I was there early and he was there for a show. For a good half hour it was just he and I at the bar talking. I can tell you 100% for sure, it is not an act.... He is one strange human being
The most disturbing thing about this is the horrific treatment of that poor guitar.
"It's the most bizarre, horrible, extraordinary piece of Christian puppeteering I think you'll ever see." - Andy Nyman
"It's like something out of David Lynch!"
You can see the puppeteer. XD
I will keep the beginning of this video in my reference for the worst guitar playing possible.
I understand a lot of the German
_'Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe: The Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson'_ - TH-cam video title.
RIP Chip the Black Boy
He was stolen out of a box. So sad.
Say no to drugs...This show IS drugs.
It's David Liebe Hart!
You can laugh at it hysterically but it's entertaining and has a message (even though you are laughing at it, not with it).
Don't do the drugs there, do them _here_!
This is the closest thing to a nightmare I have ever seen while awake.
This show should get an award, its hilarious.
And lo, his singing did cause the multitude to knash their teath and wail in pain, and wax did melt from their ears. verily they did take from him the guitar and smash it against the ground, and lo, they did lodge the splintered end in his fundament.
Aubrey Plaza looked very different back then.
Aww man, the guitar guy at the beginning had me DYINGGG! xD
Connie's big break! The movie roles came rolling in!
Connie looks like the kind of fun girl I used to date. The kind of girl to leave you with a smile on your face and your stolen wallet.
Either I was high watching this or they were high making it.
LOL
He has schizophrenia
@@cobwebspinner does he? im not really surprised
It's both.
they couldn't translate the german lady! How can you teach kids not to say no to drugs!!
The German woman just so happens to be David Liebe Hart's wife at the time... I shit you not. She eventually ran off with a Mexican when they lived in Vancouver and developed a crack cocaine addiction... according to David. How do I know this? A lot of weed, spare time, and a thirst for knowledge of DLH.
"Don't do the drugs there!"
But...aren't drugs the only way you can make sense of any of this?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You win the internet! Lol
1:47 He broke the fourth wall!
Yes, this is David Liebe Hart from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
I shit myself when I watched this video and realized the puppet man from Tim and Eric is actually fucking nuts.
Oh my gosh...there's some guy hiding behind the wall ready to snatch that poor kid and his panda!
3:32 Yeah, very charming image for the kids.
Very Exorcist.
@@gmann6269 Indeed
.......this is why I'm glad I'm an atheist.
Amen!
Same*phew*
Keep your joyless atheist puppet shows!
David liebe hart!
The german has an english accent. Her german reading is even wrong. And it really seems like she is abducted.
3:31 I broke down when he twisted his head. Creepy as hell. :D Heey childreen!
Late comment, but I noticed she seemed off too. I barely even know much of the German language, but she seemed to speak it slower and more spread out than a fluent German speaker would.
his head did a freaking 360.. which is associated with demonic possession of all things.. why just why
that's not an English accent, she's definitely German
She does make a few odd mistakes in her speech, but to me her accent sounds like a lot of people from north Germany; there's nothing really that unusual about it. Any English-sounding bits in her voice is probably because of being in the US and having to use English more.
German here. No accent detected.
This used to scare me but now that I know it’s just David libre hart from Tim and Eric it brightens my day everytime I see it
I can't believe I watched the whole thing
This looks like a puppet version of the Eric Andre show
I think the Panda is "pleasuring himself" behind the desk as he watches the German girl.
didn't expect to find dr. david liebeheart here..
for your faith
“Say hello to my lil friend Chucky!”
Why am I watching this at 3 in the morning?
I think this programme is really scary
I'm more confused than I normally am watching these Christian puppet shows.I feel like I stumbled upon a SNL skit
And this is supposed to make kids convert to Christianity?
+zambimaru Menusians subliminally help convert through the shows. Duh.
lol David Liebe Heart
Is that puppet supposed to be Gary Coleman?
I'm not gonna lie. That German chick is bad (extra sexy) and his voice is sick! I'm gonna gonna sample this!
"Say no to drugs theire, don't do the drugs theire" xD
there is a few whole seasons of it out there
That black guy can't even carry a tune. =/
So holy my head started spinning
Perfect show! Wish all shows had s good message!
It looks like it was flim in a abandoned building in Vancouver before monstercat move in that building
And kidnapped a English speaking woman to speak greman
I wonder how many legit Christians came on this public access show in the 80s and early 90s and then look at this decades later.....makes me wonder what is going through their heads looking back on this?
Oh wow....just wow...
My brain... my precious brain...
I don't think she knows where she is.
You can see the puppeteer behind the boy puppet.
I'll bet if someone untuned that guitar, he would sound like Segovia!
Two Questions:
1. What's a Caesar Sandwich @5:29?
2. Is the German Lady flirting with me?
She was flirting with everyone.
This honestly makes DHMIS look like sesame street
They seriously flew this poor woman all the from Germany for this shit
Did he meant old man Job? If he does, it's NOT jobb, it's johb.
Teddy Eddy is a fucking boss! Remember kids, don't do the drugs there! It's all bad.
David Lynch hasn't changed a bit.
@ThomasMFilms I found the singing so off-key that I could not listen for more than a couple minutes. I apologize if I offended you, that was not intentional.
So was this a real show? I keep seeing people mention Tim and Eric
This is the trippiest shit I've ever seen
yo sorry to interrupt you but, is there is a chance you can listen me play blues guitar? I need criticism and actual musical opinions thanks.
I can see your head back there!!!
That puppet reminds me of Pookie from New Jack City
I remember when i used to play the guitar without actually knowing chords.
I believe i was 2.
Flaxington Harker? You can't make this stuff up. Or else it's a parody.
Brilliantly something!
In the beginning scene, I can see the puppeteer's head right behind Albert! Is this show aimed at kids? Albert's monologue would go over most kids heads. Don't do drugs? I want to know just what kind of drugs this show's producer IS doing! Weird ass show!
Fabulous
Play on .5 speed for best there
The producers were obviously stoned.
Convert to ME, SIMON ! ! !
Connie seems pretty high
“It’s all bad”.
david lieber mintz
.....is that the dude from Tim and Eric?