Rachel Wiley - Dry Cake Wishes and Tap Water Dreams

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  • @alliblackman5020
    @alliblackman5020 9 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    This is my new passive aggressive prayer lol

    • @laurenrodriguez3738
      @laurenrodriguez3738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alli Black passive... Gurl. Make this active.

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha

  • @chrisloveulysse6089
    @chrisloveulysse6089 9 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    😂😂 people screamed in horror when she said "one ply toilet paper " bit I loved loved loved

  • @emlol9103
    @emlol9103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I enjoyed the entire poem so much, but I cannot be the only one who just fell in love with the way she said "like mine" at the end.

    • @rowangamble436
      @rowangamble436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was kind of revenge hot and very empowering

    • @ak.darryl
      @ak.darryl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a very old comment but yeah the way that she ended it off like that really sealed the deal as to how much I loved the poem.

  • @celestialbinch
    @celestialbinch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    i love how everyone was so hurt when she said "i wish him one ply toilet paper"

  • @disasterjones5798
    @disasterjones5798 9 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Polo shirts.
    Tucked in.

  • @xNoToUrZx
    @xNoToUrZx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    This is perfect. A person I used to know was so vanilla and every time I was going to do something "not normal" he'd always have something to say. This picked me right up

    • @crowdotcom
      @crowdotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They deserve one ply toilet paper and a week of Wednesdays 😤

  • @Ebon_Sean
    @Ebon_Sean 9 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Skinless boiled chicken and unflavored oatmeal? Woman, you are just mean. XD

    • @aminaalliyah5054
      @aminaalliyah5054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Umi Ebon this is what white people eat daily

    • @honestlytired4680
      @honestlytired4680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amina Alliyah I would be offended, but I’m only half white plus I’ve never been fed that in my life and I know it’s not true.

    • @sheashackelford8126
      @sheashackelford8126 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My spirit animal!

  • @laughingjill4936
    @laughingjill4936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    You could feel the audience cringe at
    "one ply toilet paper"

  • @zoeybooks659
    @zoeybooks659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Endless conversation that never quite breaks the precipice of small talk"

  • @cynhanrahan4012
    @cynhanrahan4012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    One of the Best Curses Ever.

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha

  • @leha3326
    @leha3326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    She never disappoints.

  • @danielleradcliff5265
    @danielleradcliff5265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "I wish him indiana"
    I won't even wish that on my worst enemy 😂😂 I live in Indiana and it is the worst.

    • @ashlynnbuchan5746
      @ashlynnbuchan5746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Danielle Jewel I live in Indiana too ! close to Yorktown

    • @danielleradcliff5265
      @danielleradcliff5265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I live in a small town called walkerton

    • @maddynovak5470
      @maddynovak5470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Danielle Radcliff
      DUDE SAME INDIANA IS JUST A LAND OF CORN

    • @larry4
      @larry4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same same! Southern Indiana is the worst tho.

    • @miriameclipse8191
      @miriameclipse8191 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @AshlahrsFTW
    @AshlahrsFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I was literally just thinking of this poem earlier today! She killed it.

    • @Justcallmecrazy747
      @Justcallmecrazy747 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was literally just thinking "I bet Ash got to see this in person" lol

    • @AshlahrsFTW
      @AshlahrsFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Rose G Heck yeah I did! I was 2nd row for the show case.

  • @mmca9323
    @mmca9323 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    with polo shirts tucked in.....that was SO GOOD

  • @jadeleylouis-jean1029
    @jadeleylouis-jean1029 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    My favorite line: "polo shirts, tucked in"

  • @alist5983
    @alist5983 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is borderline genius. I really enjoyed it.

    • @klondikebelridge1996
      @klondikebelridge1996 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, it's borderline personality disorder.

  • @aletasdreams
    @aletasdreams 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wednesdays in beige. Forever. This feels so good, I've just listened to it three times back to back. Thank you for the well crafted word art.

    • @ButtonPoetry
      @ButtonPoetry  17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      thank you for continuing to support us and our artists!

  • @stinastina2293
    @stinastina2293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i wish she'd bring out an audiobook of her work. i love her voice!

  • @lizzlintonen1361
    @lizzlintonen1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is my favorite poem in the entire world

  • @LesleySASMR
    @LesleySASMR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ugh this poem was just what I needed to hear

  • @miriameclipse8191
    @miriameclipse8191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    she has stolen my heart

  • @kiedjunickyyoon1188
    @kiedjunickyyoon1188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This poem puts everything I couldn’t verbalise into words🙌

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that’s what it’s all about!!!

  • @nathanflores1974
    @nathanflores1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's already one of my favorite poets.

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this whole poem is a litany against worrying that you're too much for someone and i love it for that

  • @hayleyjoelle00
    @hayleyjoelle00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:23 "One-ply toilet paper" *collective gasps from audience*

  • @spiritdancer36
    @spiritdancer36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This gives me strength on days I need it

  • @shelby3299
    @shelby3299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her delivery just perfects this

  • @robijuli236
    @robijuli236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the 1 ply toilet paper elicited the strongest response of audible shock 😂😂

  • @dnallivah
    @dnallivah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh hell, I love Rachel Wiley so damn much. This poem kicked ass.

  • @ro2000t
    @ro2000t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can talk about how brilliant and relevant and relatable this poem is for hours but all I’m gonna ask is WHERE IS THIS GORGEOUS DIVINE NECKLACE FROM?????

  • @zellybrat1462
    @zellybrat1462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her voice is so soothing

  • @patiencekayxo
    @patiencekayxo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1 ply toilet paper! 😂😂 now that's mean! Great poem!

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn. No matter how you feel about this one, whether it makes you feel vindicated or uncomfortable, this was great to listen to. I’m really enjoying Rachel Wiley & this entire channel.

  • @yasminemobley7858
    @yasminemobley7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Basically, "I hope you have a boring life!" My weave got snatched with this poem.

  • @gumptonduh
    @gumptonduh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love her voice

  • @tashalee9856
    @tashalee9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have always loved this poem. It brought me peace after being broken up with after 8 years. I wish this same for him 🤣 lmao

  • @kaiyost7025
    @kaiyost7025 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    she is the realest poet i've seen ever omg

  • @kathrynmarlatt8274
    @kathrynmarlatt8274 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who’s from Indiana I appreciate all of this

  • @Cassidy-Southern
    @Cassidy-Southern 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    MUMFORD & SONS ARE GREAT. The rest of this poem is absolutely perfect.

  • @Paulmazuk
    @Paulmazuk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE HER! I just discovered her work and I must say it's painful to watch this just after watching the '10 honest thoughts on being loved by a skinny boy' poem. It may not even be related but it's got that thorny thing to it

  • @carolinenelson
    @carolinenelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch this from time to time whenever I need a mood boost😊

  • @curlymeg2173
    @curlymeg2173 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    She just makes me feel better. Definitely appreciate the perspective

  • @yasminemobley7858
    @yasminemobley7858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my second favorite poem from Rachel Wiley. If I ever met her in person, I'd babble like an idiot, and possibly faint.

  • @lesliecorners6152
    @lesliecorners6152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her voice is powerful

  • @leonardomauhs6557
    @leonardomauhs6557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this so much, I need to watch it again every now and then. Today I saw something that reminded me of this poem but I didn't remember the title to search for it, so I tried "button poetry tucked in". It worked :)

  • @flow3rch1ld
    @flow3rch1ld 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got sooooo many chills listening to this!!! Thank you for you

  • @an_idiot4777
    @an_idiot4777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Damn it, I like Mumford and Sons

    • @candicecrawford2996
      @candicecrawford2996 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      An_ Idiot me too ... and I like turkey bacon and I work at great clips.

  • @taala8631
    @taala8631 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I adore this. Can I quote the whole thing right back, this is flawless!

  • @VampireKween
    @VampireKween 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just broke up with a vanilla plain Jane sexist dude so I felt this so heavy, he was to immature to handle my intense and wild outspoken personality

  • @cawrhy
    @cawrhy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I wonder if this was also a pregnancy announcement... From the last line she gave. Food for thought.

    • @kelseylauren624
      @kelseylauren624 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Corey Pettit Interesting perspective. I interpreted it that she wished him to have a daughter who was "too intense" like her.

    • @fattypajamas123
      @fattypajamas123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I heard it as wishing him a daughter resembling her, which would cause him to constantly face the regret of not being with her and instead choosing the mundane life. Awesome poem!

    • @fattypajamas123
      @fattypajamas123 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard it as wishing him a daughter resembling her, which would cause him to constantly face the regret of not being with her and instead choosing the mundane life. Awesome poem!

    • @mxrenike
      @mxrenike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See I was thinking of it as a daughter she had with him that he didn't want

  • @2006TiffanyG
    @2006TiffanyG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Babydoll, what did he do to you? Crustless sandwiches so he never knows the bread felt the warmth of the oven. Just damn

  • @forvrloveparamore
    @forvrloveparamore 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    took me TOO LONG to discover this gold wow Rachel Wiley I love you

  • @annebotha6368
    @annebotha6368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes! This is my new hero!

  • @Moonsbooknook
    @Moonsbooknook 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Rachel Wiley!

  • @tlg-
    @tlg- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is so fierce

  • @rcmjnbnoe
    @rcmjnbnoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I wish him indiana” I’m from indiana and I honestly can agree that this is the worst thing you can wish upon someone

  • @ThereForTomorrowMCR
    @ThereForTomorrowMCR 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rachel SLAAAYYEEDD! More, please!

  • @crystalm.223
    @crystalm.223 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Great Clips hair cuts...... THOSE ARE THE WORST THEY ALWAYS CUT TOO MUCH OFF

    • @danielleradcliff5265
      @danielleradcliff5265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Internet Obsessed THEY CUT MY SISTERS HAIR SO UNEVEN. It was hilarious.

  • @charlieburgoyne31
    @charlieburgoyne31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT LAST LINE HIT ME YO

  • @sabrinasmith8888
    @sabrinasmith8888 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've listened to this over a million times, it's my absolute favorite. I have never related to something more! Lol

  • @ej6591
    @ej6591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    POLO SHIRTS. TUCKED IN.
    AND THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF MUMFORD AND SONS.

  • @sexiiliexi
    @sexiiliexi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ugh I LOVE THIS so so much gave me chills

  • @poisonedfrog
    @poisonedfrog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SO GLAD this one got put up. Brilliant! XD

  • @ShaylaAsh
    @ShaylaAsh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That end - burn!

  • @mickeyperkins
    @mickeyperkins 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love love love this poem love it so much

  • @İnsideeeouttt
    @İnsideeeouttt 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    She's so amazing!!!

  • @obalderdash
    @obalderdash 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That necklace!! (also that poem!!)

  • @erinbower7162
    @erinbower7162 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is so funny and honest!

  • @camillegrullar3463
    @camillegrullar3463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If she said I hope you step on legos I would have died

  • @sophiatrenaryshe-her9102
    @sophiatrenaryshe-her9102 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this was so awesome, i want to send this to all of my ex-boyfriends now

  • @SophieRussellMusic
    @SophieRussellMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God, this is fantastic! I love this ridiculous amounts and shall immediately search for more of your wonderful words. Kudos to you c:

    • @ambergeddes8157
      @ambergeddes8157 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I just saw you in NotjustBlonde's comment section as well!

    • @SophieRussellMusic
      @SophieRussellMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amber Geddes
      I'm going to become braddoesminecraft and appear in every comment section you ever read

    • @ambergeddes8157
      @ambergeddes8157 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fee Russell there's so many people like that, honestly we should start a club 😂

  • @lightyagami77777
    @lightyagami77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still enjoy this as much as I did years ago, but nowadays I would give so much to have a life of Wednesday mornings filled with beige and oatmeal and polo shirts. I still find the poem beautiful, but it hits different now when color in my life is less often a party and more often a warning sign. No shade to people who enjoy excitement, but for me personally I would actually consider it an accomplishment to be able to settle right now.

  • @ParanoidJess
    @ParanoidJess 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my top favorite poem ❤ LOVE IT

  • @michaelusle1477
    @michaelusle1477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:03 that transition

  • @kayleajuby4664
    @kayleajuby4664 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I understand the “polo shirts tucked in” line because that’s my school uniform. Just to paint a full picture for you, I live in Florida,my school is set up like a college campus so I have to walk out of one building to get to another class. Some of them are all the way on the other side of the campus! I have to wear polo shirt tucked in...IN THE WORST CONDITIONS POSSIBLE!

  • @elizag100
    @elizag100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wait i like unflavored oatmeal....seriously, brilliant amassing of details

  • @karabomaduna6817
    @karabomaduna6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rachel; one ply toilet paper
    The crowd: 😦😦 you monster 🤣

  • @Mr_Daddums
    @Mr_Daddums 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I CAN'T EVEN

  • @XNyanko
    @XNyanko 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This woman is a boss!

  • @victoriaforero7400
    @victoriaforero7400 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was absolutely amazing!

  • @andrewdean5648
    @andrewdean5648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A foreign non 1st world person would hear this and say, "sounds good to me, now nice of her to be wishing so thoroughly into security and ample supplies."

  • @thatonedude3847
    @thatonedude3847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't really comment on things, but I first saw this poem when I was in 6th or 7th grade and fell in love. I feel this deep in my soul and it made me feel seen for the first time. I relate to it now that I'm in 10th grade more than ever. Love you, f!ck my toxic ex

  • @meherdev7
    @meherdev7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    MUMFORD AND SONS IS GREAT OKAY.

  • @cas1889ify
    @cas1889ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last part 👏

  • @woo-sahbodyworks5859
    @woo-sahbodyworks5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not headbands for function🤣🤣🤣

  • @letterstoyouandi2979
    @letterstoyouandi2979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the fucking audience screamed when she said one ply toilet paper

  • @dianmunoz6402
    @dianmunoz6402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    * FINISH HIM * sounds play in the background

  • @karenwest1123
    @karenwest1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Snaps Fingers* Absolutely 🥰 her!!!

  • @joeymerry9027
    @joeymerry9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm in love with this woman. ❤️

    • @joeymerry9027
      @joeymerry9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... She's a glorious witch, casting a well deserved spell. ❤️

  • @alexartemisia
    @alexartemisia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This woman is my new official favourite

  • @elizabethjohnson4623
    @elizabethjohnson4623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is so savage holy shit 😂

  • @elizabethjene
    @elizabethjene 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    what man did this woman so dirty... this piece is my new passion.

  • @3rdshiftercyster155
    @3rdshiftercyster155 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I first heard this poem on the slam find app i downloaded on my phone, the Indiana comment had me laughing to much. great POEM!!!

  • @jasonsnider3133
    @jasonsnider3133 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was so clever! Idk what she has against polo shirts, but I guess in that context they're not really too wanted...

  • @xeyxeyjbubbles
    @xeyxeyjbubbles 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched this way more times than must be healthy XD

  • @RemyandIsabelle
    @RemyandIsabelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is awesome sauce! Rock on with your bad self, lady!!

  • @Tressa_
    @Tressa_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do love Mumford & Sons

  • @lousunny5682
    @lousunny5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing!!!!

  • @augusttheotaku2641
    @augusttheotaku2641 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Daaaannnnggggg Such a good poem

  • @bunnyblue1096
    @bunnyblue1096 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic.