How to Cut up a Live Starfish for traditional Chinese soup

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  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Holy moly, this guy spent more calories chopping up this thing than anyone would get from eating it.

    • @NoName-hi7qo
      @NoName-hi7qo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      RIGHT 🙂

    • @dreadlocklord6699
      @dreadlocklord6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But he'll get money od bigger worth

    • @DR3_34D
      @DR3_34D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly

    • @joeyawiki3315
      @joeyawiki3315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kinda same as wallnut tho

    • @Yugvijay
      @Yugvijay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xzd

  • @DiamondHoe
    @DiamondHoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    Meanwhile at bikini bottom:
    Spongebob: where’s Patrick?

    • @loisdaniels6778
      @loisdaniels6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hello Hello 😂😂😂

    • @nttiv7725
      @nttiv7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Patrick: Please...please just kill me... it hurts please.

    • @nttiv7725
      @nttiv7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hello Hello
      “Why...why are you doing...this...please just let me die.”

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Black Santa don’t worry, after patrick’s torture, he’ll be rebirthed as five starfish

    • @nttiv7725
      @nttiv7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ian Malcolm
      No no please not the hook... please plea AAAGGHHHH....AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH PLEASE GOD STOP!!!! Please AUGGGHHH God.

  • @Arthur_mungus
    @Arthur_mungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    Chinese: if it moves it's edible

    • @yeager1957
      @yeager1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      *Scared bat noises*

    • @nikokareno4156
      @nikokareno4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Scared pangolin noises

    • @Nacknone4
      @Nacknone4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      If it has a pulse, its edible

    • @tylerjoseph7398
      @tylerjoseph7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This is more relevant than ever

    • @exoug1820
      @exoug1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      *scared car noises*

  • @balaclavagamer4459
    @balaclavagamer4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    Squidward: "I wish spongebob goes next"

    • @syafiqrev2
      @syafiqrev2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      How?! By eating a sponge 😂

    • @IdiotPhD
      @IdiotPhD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@syafiqrev2 no, Jimbo, the joke is...

    • @Zoffee662
      @Zoffee662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well sea sponge isnt food

    • @Sarakate601
      @Sarakate601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sponge bob is PROBABLY the only safe one! But who knows, I’m sure they could find a way to cool with/devour sea sponges too!

    • @wyqbaudbjzsgjaahshabshaban1001
      @wyqbaudbjzsgjaahshabshaban1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah squidward is next

  • @zaibunnisafaizuddin7909
    @zaibunnisafaizuddin7909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    Who else where thinking that the star fish would be soft and clumsy... Just now i believed that they are hard enough 😂😂

    • @ahmedrazaabbasi5998
      @ahmedrazaabbasi5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They have endoskeleton of either fixed or movable calcereous plates thats why they are hard

    • @smlyblkct
      @smlyblkct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If you not touch starfish, it will be soft

    • @MeximidgeComedy
      @MeximidgeComedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      doesn't help hes hacking with a rusty knife.

    • @mbekdash
      @mbekdash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zaibunnisa Faizuddin me too 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

    • @darksodatv6582
      @darksodatv6582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I never knew patrick was hard

  • @Lonelyweirdo96
    @Lonelyweirdo96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I once heard a story about a man who was stranded on an island. One day he happened upon a bunch of starfish and got the idea to eat them. But then he remembered that sea stars regenerate legs so he had the idea to just cut off the sea stars' legs and then allow them to heal so that he would have a potentially infinite source of food. He survived on that island for 2 years on starfish meat. I don't know how well something like that would work in real life but I imagine it would be pretty easy to breed starfish for the sake of making lots of meat but keeping them alive so they can make more

    • @ShaiMKE
      @ShaiMKE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would be considered inhumane in society

    • @yousefalshariif
      @yousefalshariif ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ShaiMKE when you're stranded on an island by yourself, you will do the unthinkable to survive.

    • @tenkuken7168
      @tenkuken7168 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ShaiMKE its kinda like milking cows if they can just regenerate

    • @dontblink_6
      @dontblink_6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bikini Bottom Horror comic vibes

    • @denniswen8483
      @denniswen8483 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@tenkuken7168 More like crab claw harvesting. Some fisherman just take one claw from the crab then they release the crab. The lost claw will grow back.

  • @CyrixLord
    @CyrixLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I can't decide which adds more to the flavor: the rusted cleaver, the rubber boots or the uncleansed glove of a thousand corpses

    • @gilbertomartell1972
      @gilbertomartell1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😅

    • @lf2052
      @lf2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don’t worry he rinsed it off with a bucket of sea water recycled to clean each fish

    • @Olawalium
      @Olawalium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @piterpraker3399
      @piterpraker3399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Uncleansed Glove of One Thousand Corpses is a ceremonial instrument.
      Present in the hacking of anything from rare delicacies to the borderline inedible, and from municipal wastewater treatment to the handling of industrial solvents...it packs quite a flavor!
      Ancient chinese secret. Dirty-fie doller lo prie foh yu.

    • @beastmaster415
      @beastmaster415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rusted Cleaver: adds spice
      Rubber Boots: adds mild sweetness
      UG1000C's: adds umami

  • @CancerArpegius
    @CancerArpegius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    To people wondering, the meat of this is actually very little, and it's similar to sea urchins. Not sure why would you put the whole thing in soups. I am pretty sure you would cut out the meat first.

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same reason i fish eyes its the flavor and texture

    • @curlyhairdudeify
      @curlyhairdudeify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flavor...

    • @Mike--Oxmall
      @Mike--Oxmall ปีที่แล้ว

      The same reason these people eat bats, cats, dogs and like to cook animals alive, they're just a very disgusting cruel people.

  • @libaaxalee
    @libaaxalee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    Next how to cook a rock.

    • @lolarodriquez560
      @lolarodriquez560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      YEP 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @risingborikenamaru-kan6591
      @risingborikenamaru-kan6591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I can't breathe!!! 😂

    • @IsitBreadorno
      @IsitBreadorno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jajajajajaja

    • @IsitBreadorno
      @IsitBreadorno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There’s a soup in Oaxaca México called stone soup. (It’s basically a soup with a hot rock)

    • @cry_0_baby
      @cry_0_baby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hes gonna take patrick and his house too

  • @joshuasmith9857
    @joshuasmith9857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Wtf are these things made out of... I thought they were all nice and soft and fleshy

    • @TheDiamondLyfe
      @TheDiamondLyfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Starfish are hard as hell. They feel like spiny bones.

    • @mudkippl
      @mudkippl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Softo and Weto

    • @slumpahoe8361
      @slumpahoe8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There’s all kinds of star fish species buddy

    • @phonegamerz269
      @phonegamerz269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mudkippl pls no jojo references

    • @osees5197
      @osees5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If by soft and fleshy you mean like a rock

  • @___David___Savian
    @___David___Savian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I don't know what is harder cutting a star fish or watching an episode of The Kardashians.

    • @stratis5360
      @stratis5360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Definitely the kardashians

    • @rodrikforrester9343
      @rodrikforrester9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      probably the latter

    • @kenjipolicardpolicard6986
      @kenjipolicardpolicard6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I haven't watched 1 full episode in my life so I'm pretty sure that watching those chickens is harder.

    • @putdacookiedown9282
      @putdacookiedown9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karditions for sher

    • @burakayan3360
      @burakayan3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Who the hell watches the kardashians

  • @GALAXIS99
    @GALAXIS99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Everybody gangsta till starfish boi re-grow all his limbs

    • @Grams3
      @Grams3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It can’t it dies

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Grams3 you dont get reffrence

  • @Zellie50
    @Zellie50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    Why destroy the starfish for so little meat. Really seems unnecessary

    • @peterwong3683
      @peterwong3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      They don't care about the meat. They just want to use it for medical purposes, which is still not proven by scientific to cure any illness.

    • @manniefaces
      @manniefaces 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@chemsrus4914 a wild racist appears.

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Lonely Pebble bro just ignore him

    • @Fine0507
      @Fine0507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Starfish could eat corals and destroy ecology.

    • @keo5365
      @keo5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Help The Homeless because thats how mafia works

  • @spartanboss4189
    @spartanboss4189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    Mr Krabs warned him about playing with the hooks...

    • @patriklis28
      @patriklis28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If only Patrick didn't deep throat that hook. I'm also watching this episode right now with my son lol

    • @DrAgOOnFly-pw3nb
      @DrAgOOnFly-pw3nb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @masterkelbynnebu5042
      @masterkelbynnebu5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

    • @DrDanis
      @DrDanis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Krabs also got 'hooked' lmao...

    • @David6.3
      @David6.3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Squidward is in one.of those buckets as well.

  • @mattn3ss82
    @mattn3ss82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Me as a Chinese never knew any food or soup can be made using starfish lol

    • @jolarosa2921
      @jolarosa2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mattn3ss you alive my man? Hopefully you didn't get infected by the corona virus

    • @someone1949
      @someone1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@jolarosa2921 shut up fucker, don't make jokes with it

    • @angelogillaco2213
      @angelogillaco2213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm proud of you...

    • @lakayasmith5654
      @lakayasmith5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@biggavelle11 how u gonna tell someone what race they are like stfu

    • @LUNARBOY132
      @LUNARBOY132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      五丁吳梓敬JeromeGo 5F he’s not joking around you Fortnite fuck

  • @PradawitV5
    @PradawitV5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Spongebob: PATRICK DONT GO NEAR THOSE HOOKS
    Patrick: spongebob its fine.
    Spongebob: but Patrick
    Patrick: no buts
    5 mins later
    Spongebob: have you guys seen Patrick?

    • @mitzyitzy6554
      @mitzyitzy6554 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg

    • @samithasanders4805
      @samithasanders4805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

    • @resilient2848
      @resilient2848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, in this video😂, tell spongebob to come soon to take revenge

  • @justjen4561
    @justjen4561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    Sponge bob is going to be so lonely now.

    • @chitownmytownofficialonean6067
      @chitownmytownofficialonean6067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jennifer Gomez
      I bet if sponge bob saw that pretty smile of yours he would forget all about his little starfish buddy.😁

    • @chitownmytownofficialonean6067
      @chitownmytownofficialonean6067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jennifer Gomez
      Plot twist this is the secret formula for the krabby patty's a good ol pinch of starfish meat lol

    • @justjen4561
      @justjen4561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chitown Mytown official one and only channel lol thank you. 😊

    • @apple_penapple_pen8220
      @apple_penapple_pen8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @chitownmytownofficialonean6067
      @chitownmytownofficialonean6067 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justjen4561
      You welcome any time .
      You have the kind of smile that makes others smile so if I can get a smile or a grin at least I know I made someone else's day better as well have a good day gorgeous.

  • @coopermc69
    @coopermc69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    What the heck is edible in a starfish?

    • @GROENAASMusic
      @GROENAASMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Prolly makes good broth.

    • @Strawberrypersonoffixial
      @Strawberrypersonoffixial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think they eat its stomach.

    • @skylarkelvinnattayakwon7121
      @skylarkelvinnattayakwon7121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fish

    • @bystandrr
      @bystandrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The stomach and inner flesh of a starfish is really good tbh I’ve had it and it’s kinda salty.

    • @M_ldyCheese
      @M_ldyCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bystandrr Interesting. How would you describe the taste?
      I'd like to try it myself.

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    Patrick should of stayed away from the hooks

    • @sandytjokrowidjojo1407
      @sandytjokrowidjojo1407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Victor Perez, whoaahaha....

    • @elimkwok938
      @elimkwok938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Should've ran away with those five legs

    • @juliacardassian2615
      @juliacardassian2615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MLG_Bear_Simulator hook can not catch starfish

    • @intricate6602
      @intricate6602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@juliacardassian2615 it does in Spongebob

    • @LipstickSuccubus
      @LipstickSuccubus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just about to say something similar 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @feet7140
    @feet7140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Me: Why would you do this
    Me the next day: Dad can we get fish, lobsters, and crabs?

    • @yosshimaru7941
      @yosshimaru7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dad: no unfavourite child

    • @ibendover4817
      @ibendover4817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lobsters and crabs have actual meat compared to this sea poop filter.

    • @eeeeeeeee9895
      @eeeeeeeee9895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ibendover4817 I mean the only kind of starfish I've had is the dried up kind that people put in soup and it doesn't taste delicious

  • @ilikefire0
    @ilikefire0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When i was a kid i used to think the chicken stars from Carls jr were fried star fish.....

  • @johnathanescobar9225
    @johnathanescobar9225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    None of that looks edible lmao

    • @wtf9599
      @wtf9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @ericz4780
      @ericz4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Too much work for just a bite.

    • @imafish4840
      @imafish4840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You dont eat starfish lol. It used for teas and it can be it can cure stomach pain

    • @SIMBATHALION
      @SIMBATHALION 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Im a Fish I heard tums and pepto bismol do the same thing

    • @nicolejohnson9830
      @nicolejohnson9830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hydra Hell so is peppermint 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @klynt3617
    @klynt3617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It’s funny how we’re being judged for eating something edible, in a soup. Yet people in their country eats tidepods

    • @k.cthedogofficialtheog
      @k.cthedogofficialtheog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      America: if it moves it’s shootable

    • @GLOCK4LIFE0
      @GLOCK4LIFE0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@k.cthedogofficialtheog and edible you have to finish the sentence bro

  • @lucas_8358
    @lucas_8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn!!! Taking this beautiful creature, beating it like crazy for this terrible result!! A spoon of meat!!! Wow!! So disgusted

    • @Foreversummer930
      @Foreversummer930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, food is food. He killed it in the quickest most painless way possible. If you ever ate meat, know that they slaughtered a beautiful cow that probably had kids, until one day, it was killed and served up to you on a burger or something.

    • @guymontag6711
      @guymontag6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Foreversummer930 You just don't have a clue.

  • @amirhadzi260
    @amirhadzi260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    Not racist. But chinese ppl eat everything from land to ocean damn, eat anything in sea.

    • @KhmerKandal
      @KhmerKandal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's how they got SARS and other form of diseases to spread out worldwide.

    • @triandika8242
      @triandika8242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed

    • @animestrm3557
      @animestrm3557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well I don’t eat it

    • @cherryctyxjellyysk
      @cherryctyxjellyysk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Umm...I came from Hong Kong ,but I never hear about this kind of food...🥴

    • @animestrm3557
      @animestrm3557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HT3200のお嬢様 IKR

  • @_CryptoPapi
    @_CryptoPapi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    all I see is my guy Patrick getting murdered 😢

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gene’s Burgers ikr

    • @onIythepinks
      @onIythepinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @m7mdisenm866
      @m7mdisenm866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @fragilis3240
      @fragilis3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry patrick can regenerate he body again

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the Tortured One must feed.

  • @Miguel-tb7dd
    @Miguel-tb7dd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It haunts me seeing Patrick being cut up into little boomerangs

  • @Arceus810
    @Arceus810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Spongebob: I wonder where’s Patrick? I had not seen him in days.
    *Spongebob sees this video*
    *Spongebob would like to know your location*

    • @amoneydag5090
      @amoneydag5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The location is above the bikini bottom
      Tell spongbob to come to the surface

    • @omnipotence731
      @omnipotence731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is ready

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I love this comment?

  • @Parkmanpranks
    @Parkmanpranks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    If it takes a knife and pipe to cut, how is it possible to chew?

    • @YuubiTimberwolf
      @YuubiTimberwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You dont. It gets used to add flavor to soups just like bones do.

    • @KhmerKandal
      @KhmerKandal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They swallowed them🤫

    • @meganczerwinski8063
      @meganczerwinski8063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      GodlyCash Starfish are very hard cooking them will not make them soft like meat. their bodies are calcium carbonate which is a common substance in rocks, and the main component of a pearl, it can not be soften by anything I don’t think they eat the actual starfish I think they just use it for flavor like a broth.

    • @wholelottagangshit560
      @wholelottagangshit560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Issa horror movie

    • @alrehanne
      @alrehanne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      they dont chew the hard one

  • @marshiadiaz6485
    @marshiadiaz6485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    all that work for so little meat

    • @curtisloewii.3032
      @curtisloewii.3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and that wonderful workin chinese tools!

    • @armani262
      @armani262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There's no meat, they just use it for flavor but they're poor ass fuck so they'll try to boil and season rocks if they had to. Lmao

    • @jonnigotti2393
      @jonnigotti2393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Read the title its used for soup

    • @nachonachos2185
      @nachonachos2185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@armani262 how's that funny

    • @unmasktheredrum2887
      @unmasktheredrum2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Deshawn Keyz Deshawn Keyz 😂 at least there not as poor as you what are you flexing in your channel banner like $2000 you probably live of top ramen 365 days a year

  • @chrisleung4155
    @chrisleung4155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That is how Patrick was killed.

    • @elonmars826
      @elonmars826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is SpongeBob

    • @devilscakes
      @devilscakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elonmars826 Sleeping by Patrick's grave.

    • @ilililiililiil3006
      @ilililiililiil3006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elonmars826 In the sponge factory😅

    • @dididooda2322
      @dididooda2322 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who the fuck is Patrick you moron

    • @ZazzelTheGamer
      @ZazzelTheGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dididooda2322 ok boomer

  • @heidijoubert6156
    @heidijoubert6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Just leave the starfish alone. Looks like you don't get much out of it.

    • @artyom_33
      @artyom_33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davudlastname2545 Guess what, I want to use you in MY soup. How's that?

  • @luranli1171
    @luranli1171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a Chinese, I never ate or saw any people eat starfish before, until I came to Australia. It was a non-Asian seafood buffet and I was shocked

    • @hiyukelavie2396
      @hiyukelavie2396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You probably aren't Cantonese then
      The Cantonese people are the ones infamous for eating all sorts of weird shits

  • @CasualLThug
    @CasualLThug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I'd already lose interest in eating it just by how long it's taking just to cut it apart 😒

    • @Fuujikage
      @Fuujikage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or how chipped and rusty that knife is. That's basically tetanus with a handle.

    • @SuikodenPlayer
      @SuikodenPlayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mistah Wise 😆

    • @teresabonita1505
      @teresabonita1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The massacre is horrible

    • @missfell4765
      @missfell4765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mistah Wise lol😂

    • @longassrice8756
      @longassrice8756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mistah Wise cows and hogs take a while to butcher also

  • @bayBOYY1
    @bayBOYY1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    That butchers knife is hella rusty 😷

    • @tatsu3912
      @tatsu3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Thats where all the flavor is from

    • @MetallicReg
      @MetallicReg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bayBOYY1 To be fair - I am not sure if it was ever a knife or just a sharpened piece of steel.

    • @manniefaces
      @manniefaces 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's carbon steel, educate yourself.

    • @myfavoritecolourispurple2662
      @myfavoritecolourispurple2662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIGHT?

    • @ruicastro3698
      @ruicastro3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manniefaces more like carbon steel head ass

  • @reimeows
    @reimeows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    RIP to Patrick and his long lost relatives.

  • @ashleyknowles2464
    @ashleyknowles2464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Me: Mmm, starfish are soft and cute I think. Excuse me sir, I'll have that one
    Him: ookay 💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥💥🔨🔨
    Me: 😀☺️🤔🤨😐😮😯😲

  • @alfonsedente9679
    @alfonsedente9679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    More than 1/2 the vid was trying to take the dam thing apart.
    Somebody tell this guy starfish aint food!!!

    • @airwiki
      @airwiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They don't eat the starfish. It more like a teabag for broth or something.

    • @lilyz3580
      @lilyz3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone tell your momma you ain’t shit

    • @TwistidCannon
      @TwistidCannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lilyz3580 the fuck does anyone's mom have to do with this? Your fucking dumb

    • @lilyz3580
      @lilyz3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DARKHOUSE PRODUCTIONZ your momma already know u ain’t shit, I don’t even have to tell her. It’s “you’re” calling other people dumb

    • @TwistidCannon
      @TwistidCannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lilyz3580 😂😂😂😂 your mom must be so proud she raised a loser behind a keyboard df outta here

  • @avidplayerexcel9412
    @avidplayerexcel9412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "A STAR IS BORN"............to become one of the greatest food delicacy of all time ^_^..... Soon corals will be part of their menu too.

  • @gangstageek6247
    @gangstageek6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For some reason people think a cow looks more like food than a star fish.

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cows have actual meat.

    • @artflobymoe
      @artflobymoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kristingallo2158 and we don’t start cutting and hacking then up while they are still alive!!! Disgusting

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artflobymoe people who eat rocky mountain oysters do though

    • @artflobymoe
      @artflobymoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kristingallo2158 that is sickening also

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artflobymoe not to the people who did it while driving cattle across the country. Bulls gotta be nuetered anyways.

  • @dobs8697
    @dobs8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Spongebob: hey Patrick,where are you?
    *Patrick:*

  • @DropShotTho_t
    @DropShotTho_t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who else feels sad for that pretty starfish 😢

  • @twitchizle
    @twitchizle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Cut a starfish 5 pieces then let it regen itself now you have 5 starfish and do it again againn..

    • @MicrowaveChris99
      @MicrowaveChris99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @mcalann
      @mcalann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Infinite combo

    • @aylacarter1955
      @aylacarter1955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does that really work?

    • @maximeb6662
      @maximeb6662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayla Carter are you really that dumb Ayla?

    • @jesusa.2927
      @jesusa.2927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@maximeb6662 it's an honest question.

  • @property515
    @property515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Squidnerd:dead
    Mr crabs:dead
    Patrick:dead
    Ms puff:dead
    Lobster guy:dead.
    Whos next
    Sponge getting cooked?

    • @yoloitzalex8632
      @yoloitzalex8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      property 51 probably sandy getting cooked

  • @jgaka27
    @jgaka27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Looks like too much damn work too eat

    • @joshstamps6718
      @joshstamps6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lazy

    • @nichidamodel7750
      @nichidamodel7750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree lol. That is a lot of work. Respect to their culture though

    • @lordmary4807
      @lordmary4807 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      definitely a food of necessity

    • @imtheenforcer1975
      @imtheenforcer1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean most food you see wasn't an easy and clean job.

    • @jacksunfortunateevents355
      @jacksunfortunateevents355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@1132Image if the calories you get from something are less then the calories you spent getting that food then you'd starve anyway.

  • @Johnny_Doe
    @Johnny_Doe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I didn’t realize Starfish were so hard to cut. Other videos show them walking and appearing soft.

    • @boostergold7431
      @boostergold7431 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those videos are ran at faster speeds starfish are not very fast creatures.

    • @cba8351
      @cba8351 ปีที่แล้ว

      We went on a diving tour and while we are on the water, the tour guide handed me a starfish. I thought it was a toy. The starfish was hard like a rock.

  • @spencer7404
    @spencer7404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    They just drink the soup, like tea. Starfish can be used in calming, treating stomach pain and thickening the intestines.
    And not only in Asia, but in the world, starfish has become a disaster. In China and the Philippines, the starfish is like flood. There are a large number of starfish in the coastal area. The density can reach 300/㎡. They frantically prey on captive abalone, scallops and clams. A starfish can eat more than a dozen scallops a day, causing huge economic losses, which can reach hundreds of millions. In the Philippines, China and Japan, at least 70% to 80% of the seas have been infringed, and some areas are as high as 90%. A fishing boat can capture a ton of starfish in a single day, and the fishermen there suffer heavy losses.
    In these Asian countries, including China, Japan, and the Philippines, and even the United States, millions of dollars are spent every year to prevent starfish disasters!

    • @EvelynnLuxe
      @EvelynnLuxe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TLDR Starfish are assholes eat and drink their juices.

    • @G.C.00
      @G.C.00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EvelynnLuxe not all hero's wear capes

    • @G.C.00
      @G.C.00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't see anyone rebutting this... You win this thread

    • @fredsmith6401
      @fredsmith6401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Big Game Theory - LMAO, your comment was spot on. LMAO, Asian's will eat anything and claim it fixes something. The stupidity will never end.

    • @apdroidgeek1737
      @apdroidgeek1737 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ugh we don’t actually make starfish as a soup or as a food

  • @arthurgeorge5474
    @arthurgeorge5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Patrick: "please have mercy"
    (Kicks)
    Patrick: "aaaaaaah"

  • @entity6609
    @entity6609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This seafood video was actually disturbing to me because I've never seen a starfish cut open.

    • @lilyz3580
      @lilyz3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now you know, why is is disturbing that you don’t know something? Do you find college disturbing because you don’t know anything they’re teaching

    • @kikapoo7820
      @kikapoo7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I glad I'm not the only one that feels the same way you do.

    • @entity6609
      @entity6609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilyz3580 no, because how it looked. And I forgot I even commented on this.

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@entity6609 I mean yeah but I don't find slaughtering chickens live at a market in south east asia disturbing because I've never seen it before

  • @qinning1977
    @qinning1977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    As a Chinese I have never herad about such "traditional chinese soup" before. Only a few people eat starfish. This is just condemnation. Just like I can't say Armenian eat human when I read a news about american cannibal.

    • @slinq
      @slinq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      soylent green is people its people!

    • @edinalagic8267
      @edinalagic8267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude your chinese people eat dogs worms what they find they will eat comon you know that

    • @G.C.00
      @G.C.00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@edinalagic8267 don't Croatians eat raw sea urchins and congealed pig guts?

    • @shintapp
      @shintapp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@edinalagic8267 asians are definitely the one who force feed ducks for their liver and club seals. Not saying I support hunting shark, but you do realize generalizing a whole race is silly, right?
      Btw, eating variety of animals is better than overhunting a certain species 👌

    • @darellgrant8753
      @darellgrant8753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Armenian or American? So no one else caught that?

  • @FFVII7321
    @FFVII7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Umm....i think open durian fruit is more easy than open starfish.

  • @iamstupid323
    @iamstupid323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me who has lived in China for 12 years never knew such a tradition existed. Well 😎 if you live long enough you get to experience many things

    • @Besto303
      @Besto303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense, there's like 1.4 billion of you.

    • @Hussain-zu1gl
      @Hussain-zu1gl ปีที่แล้ว

      For goodness sake you guys eat snakes and frogs 💀 atleast this thing looks decently edible

    • @iamstupid323
      @iamstupid323 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hussain-zu1gl thats not true i never ever ate snakes or frogs

  • @kowching1016
    @kowching1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Spongebob cries from afar.
    "How dare you kill my besssstfrweeeeennnnnddddddddd!!"😭😭😭😭

    • @jimbean5962
      @jimbean5962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s a spongebob I’ve never heard the reference

  • @lavar103
    @lavar103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    God damn anything that has locomotion is game to eat

    • @lucypena2327
      @lucypena2327 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf, why would y'all, star fish are magnificent creatures they look much better in the ocean floor. smfh

    • @juliuslomarda1975
      @juliuslomarda1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahaaaa+a

    • @brandensoutdoorb-channel8084
      @brandensoutdoorb-channel8084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No different than those chitlins I ate yesterday

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucypena2327 they literally cause millions of dollars in damage to fishermen and the great coral reef, this is like saying rabbits are cute in australia even though they have an infestation and it's fucking over the natural wildlife

  • @Deviljho5
    @Deviljho5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I mean damn bro! Some shit should not be eaten!

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      guts4264347 they don’t eat it, they use it for broth or medicines

    • @Deviljho5
      @Deviljho5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello Hello thanks for the information!!!

    • @Car969
      @Car969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But this is china. China is “Eat anything as long as it is “eatable”

    • @mitskiworshipper5001
      @mitskiworshipper5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Car969 shut the fuck up. You don't know anything about China don't make this a racist thing. It's literally part of the Chinese culture

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bunny Rabbit69 oh you shut the hell up! This is the reason why we got corona virus! Eating all kinds of shit and animals you shouldn’t be eating. Karma is a bitch

  • @kiro6188
    @kiro6188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love how when see sea creatures we ALWAYS correlate it to sponge bob

  • @mechanoid2k
    @mechanoid2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do the chinese really have to eat EVERYTHING?

    • @Foreversummer930
      @Foreversummer930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s only some. Literally 98% of us eat normal food, just these people eat weird things, but I respect their decision, and so should you.

    • @notthebees8778
      @notthebees8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lei Zhang I’m Vietnamese but literally 50% is weird edible stuff but I respect them for that because I do kinda wanna eat that 50% ya know

  • @User39483
    @User39483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    that vegan teacher be like
    👁️💧👄💧👁️

    • @probablynotleo4340
      @probablynotleo4340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      for you, but not for others

    • @five2019
      @five2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@probablynotleo4340 china: eating everything

    • @niniljannah8587
      @niniljannah8587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not supposed to be eaten

  • @brucemorris4601
    @brucemorris4601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    He could have chopped down a tree faster. I wouldn’t eat that. 😂😂

    • @viola8194
      @viola8194 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @mauror2023
      @mauror2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol it barely looks edible

    • @QuantumRift
      @QuantumRift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was like trying to get emails out of Hillary Clinton...

    • @rebelsouljaz
      @rebelsouljaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      QuantumRift or better yet, trying to get trump to tell the truth lol

    • @charingringring7948
      @charingringring7948 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhaha yeah but he should plant a tree if he'll chop one lol

  • @SnakeWasRight
    @SnakeWasRight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most sea predators: not gonna even bother with that one.
    Chinese: hold my beer

  • @WisdomInExperience
    @WisdomInExperience 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    I wonder who decides what humans should eat ? how will they know if its poisonous or not. I always wonder.

    • @nutanonlinestudy
      @nutanonlinestudy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shivo hum me too.

    • @jamespostle6894
      @jamespostle6894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Shivo hum trial and error lol

    • @crisrag72
      @crisrag72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      ...the guys that died before 😉

    • @xlDon2lx
      @xlDon2lx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever hear of the FDA buddy? Lol! :D

    • @juice-loosener
      @juice-loosener 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The guy that drew the short straw in the Stone Age

  • @tileking8078
    @tileking8078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Don't forget the chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water 💦

  • @TheHow707
    @TheHow707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    No racist intent meant here but WTH can you get from eating a damn STARFISH?!!! There is LITERALLY nothing in it!!! Everything inside it looks like refuse. Smdh.

    • @xlking6302
      @xlking6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People from Guangdong porvince eat many kind of wired things that most Chinese people (from other part of China) dont eat, and they always make some reason for that, like eating certen food can cure some kind of disease.

    • @30minforasn
      @30minforasn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wtf u get from eating cheese? Dont be stupid ppl eat what they eat.

    • @carpii
      @carpii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      30minforasn umm well you get protein and calcium from cheese. They arent hacking these starfish apart to eat anyway though, they are used to brew into tea

    • @TheHow707
      @TheHow707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      30minforasn LMAO!!

    • @TheHow707
      @TheHow707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      30minforasn How do you know that I eat cheese (which I don’t) but ok, I see your point. Peace.

  • @jennifergonzalez5589
    @jennifergonzalez5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I remember dissecting a star fish so I don’t know what they are going to use for this soup 😂🤢and they usually have a awful smell once they are dead

    • @dea7623
      @dea7623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes they smell gross🤢

    • @Strawberrypersonoffixial
      @Strawberrypersonoffixial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Cough* the only part that makes sense. The stomach.

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally just fucking boil the bastard, what else would you logically do in a soup? deep fry it and chuck it in the broth? steam it then leave it as decor?

  • @melgeezy3325
    @melgeezy3325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn, imagine if some aliens picked us up and split our limbs in half vertically. Holy Moly...

    • @betohax
      @betohax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you vegan

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@betohax No, it's just the tendrils being sliced vertically was reminiscent of human limbs.

  • @bhoomikakapse233
    @bhoomikakapse233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was here to see disseption
    But I saw a live murder 💀💀

  • @blacknite76
    @blacknite76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Starro is coming to avenge his fallen brethren.

  • @samazam4221
    @samazam4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im the kind of person who is open minded enough to willing to try eating anything (provided that they are cooked), and even I think this is a weird thing to eat. Feels like only about 5% of the entire thing is actually edible.

  • @christianfigueroa7972
    @christianfigueroa7972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One thing you dont do as human is kill a STAR FISH.

    • @probablynotleo4340
      @probablynotleo4340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, that's one thing you Westerners don't do. In Asia, its non other than food.

  • @kia18vt
    @kia18vt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When I dissected a star fish or more in college, it was never this challenging! Did I get a faux starfish or something? 🧐

    • @NICSU667
      @NICSU667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're kinds of variety of starfish some are soft and some are hard, usually it also depends on the environment.

    • @kia18vt
      @kia18vt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NICSU667 thank you for explaining !

    • @flacoelh283
      @flacoelh283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you were in college you would know this answer to your question...... I was in middle school and i knew the difference between a frog and a toad, we read about it...

    • @itsbeebaby
      @itsbeebaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flacoelh283 good for you I guess??

    • @flacoelh283
      @flacoelh283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsbeebaby yeah it was ...

  • @pandoravex4791
    @pandoravex4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hmm, I thought starfish wasn’t edible. I vaguely remember an episode of Andrew Zimmerman who ate a starfish they had fried and brought to him on a plate with out seafood and he tasted it and it tasted sandy, he asked the chef about it and he was like “that wasn’t for eating, that was so you could admire how pretty it was.” That was a long time ago though. Might be the wrong show.

  • @jowenalgonzales9053
    @jowenalgonzales9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was really expecting Spongebob comments down here and it didn’t disappoint 😂

  • @nadaleecunningham6586
    @nadaleecunningham6586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They are probably gonna end up getting haunted by patrick after this

  • @julieyakemonis7656
    @julieyakemonis7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's so sad. Poor starfish. Imagine being hacked into while still alive 😥

    • @blakbear6528
      @blakbear6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up

    • @artyom_33
      @artyom_33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blakbear6528 You.

    • @tommyk5690
      @tommyk5690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t think they can feel pain, though

  • @leohanagustlim1954
    @leohanagustlim1954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    What can eat from that star fish? No meat, hard to be chopped. Its like just all shells

    • @KarlosArredondoSinner1
      @KarlosArredondoSinner1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Leohan Agustlim Its not really for eating, its more of a presentation for a dish or soup, they dont really eat it at all, just makes the dish ur making more fancy presentable...

    • @Arthur-ez2ul
      @Arthur-ez2ul 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think the same when i saw the video. This video change the way i think about my food.

    • @archon6784
      @archon6784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When you cook beef bones/chicken bones in a stock pot, are you really eating the bones?

    • @bluemountaindrivepae
      @bluemountaindrivepae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gives soup that low tide smell.

    • @phongnguyentien7965
      @phongnguyentien7965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      because. they are Chinese.... eat everything

  • @greghelton4668
    @greghelton4668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had starfish once at China. Tasted like a hardened version of uni (urchin). It was ok.

  • @vd4601
    @vd4601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What is left to eat in that😂😂😂

    • @yaboijush8367
      @yaboijush8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's for soup people say they are healthy

  • @richardnone5644
    @richardnone5644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    this is not making me hungry

  • @KaguyaH
    @KaguyaH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Christ, those tools are in terrible condition.
    Surpised whoever ate that is still alive after it was cut up with such a rusty blunt knife

  • @lilkermit6726
    @lilkermit6726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spongebob: “*Wheres Patrick*”

  • @embeksehat666
    @embeksehat666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    they eat almost everythings in this earth....
    someday they will eat entire planet, galaxy and the this universe

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m asian and guess what I eat
      Chicken

    • @rozmiranger7645
      @rozmiranger7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If aliens were here this chinese will eat them too

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rozmiranger7645 now thats to riscy

    • @Foreversummer930
      @Foreversummer930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rozmiranger7645 kinda racist bru

    • @artflobymoe
      @artflobymoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sick and vile

  • @jamestaylor954
    @jamestaylor954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dang and I thought crab legs was a lot of work! Lmao!

  • @gustavofring4278
    @gustavofring4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man:*cut starfish*. Me:Nope I’m Outta here ;-;

  • @smollkitteh1337
    @smollkitteh1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Objects: *moves*
    China: This is food

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @forza juventus yes it began. As survival. What could be ate should be ate to live

  • @pearcefamily2599
    @pearcefamily2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The guys knife is as rusty as hell😑🤧🤒😷

  • @NotExotiics_Plays
    @NotExotiics_Plays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How to have unlimited star fish...
    1.Cut legs or whatever they are off.
    2.Cook and eat the meat on it.
    3.Wait for it to regrow.
    4 Repeat...
    MIND BLOWING...Just realize somebody posted this sorry bud...We thought about it though lmao

  • @caramelodelimon4869
    @caramelodelimon4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Esos orientales no se comen las piedras porque aún no encuentran la manera de digerirlas que sino....

    • @goticoh5990
      @goticoh5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pero comen arroz de plastico osea tienen credito digieren todo

  • @DarshanBhambhani
    @DarshanBhambhani ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chinese will look at any random animal and be like "I bet it taste nice in a soup"

    • @mss227rose6
      @mss227rose6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess you haven't seen tribs in Africa eat monkeys, dogs, whatever they can catch, huh? Tribes in amazon that eat humans from other neighboring tribes. People in different region eat what is available. Just like some people here in America do. Some people in Mississippi catch raccoons, alligators and such to eat.

  • @juliecortez8313
    @juliecortez8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *Patrick has left the comment section*

    • @eltacobandito
      @eltacobandito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Patrick has left Earth*

    • @saltycat1059
      @saltycat1059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Patrick entered heaven*

  • @paristosiahaan
    @paristosiahaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poor starfish 😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😭😫😭

    • @probablynotleo4340
      @probablynotleo4340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why tf is the star fish poor? you eat fish do you?

  • @1duskyknight
    @1duskyknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    R.I.P Patrick, I'll miss you.

  • @Dumbashamedloser
    @Dumbashamedloser ปีที่แล้ว

    Starfish have a brain in every arm. So I bet each arm was like “oh crap I’m about to be chopped up like my neighbor”

  • @brendamoser464
    @brendamoser464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    why eat something with so little meat? and such a hard time to get it

  • @huntdusk
    @huntdusk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    no wonder corona virus is lit there 🔥🔥🔥

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats not where it came from

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-sgsdfhdhhdt proof

    • @jack_septic_eye
      @jack_septic_eye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-sgsdfhdhhdt came from China

    • @probablynotleo4340
      @probablynotleo4340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jack_septic_eye He means the virus didn't come from a starfish I think

    • @probablynotleo4340
      @probablynotleo4340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The virus is also lit in America since some idiots refuse to wear masks.

  • @kyongnaelee4606
    @kyongnaelee4606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    말미잘도 먹네요....
    울 나라에 엄청 많아서 생태게 파괘범인뎅
    저 나라 사람들 다와서 잡아 먹었음 좋겠당.

  • @izuku3765
    @izuku3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uhm it said if u eat a star fish you did ingest a starfish, it would in fact create a bit of a black hole situation in your stomach. this would lead to two possible outcomes: a) The food you eat gets drawn within the event horizon of the black hole, leaving you hungry forever. (Copied it from safari)

  • @RideMyLighting
    @RideMyLighting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Random living thing: *Exists*
    Humans: Lets eat that

  • @panzermeyer9944
    @panzermeyer9944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Poor Patrick..

  • @cinthiatipan1043
    @cinthiatipan1043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    La estrella de mar no sabia q se comia😱😱.es un bello animalito marino😍

    • @christopherperalta7027
      @christopherperalta7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Realmente tú decides si quieres comerte algún ser vivo, todos los animales en la tierra el humano ya los probó

  • @ryynlol
    @ryynlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m imagining a little kid yelling “PATRICK NOOOOO”