I get why Caelynn didn’t speak up. She wasn’t happy with what she heard and was obviously hurt by it. I do that too sometimes. I just need time to recover
Yvette Acevedo it sucks that so many of us women do that! A guy will say explicitly that he doesn’t want a relationship but we ignore it and build a fantasy around little things he does. I get how Caelynn ignored his words and watched his actions. He obviously is a very sweet guy. But damn, we gotta start listening!
Honestly Christina, Blake, AND Caitlin can all leave for all I care. And though I’m not crazy about Caitlin, Christina made herself look really bad here in my opinion
It’s true. I think Kristina liked getting attention for Dean mistreating her (which I just watched back and now I don’t think he actually did. He was pretty open about his feelings and she was playing the victim then too), and now she plays the perpetual victim.
Derek is a grown up. He would make a great husband and dad. JPJ is still a frat boy. A lot of fun but immature. Tasha pursued Derek, and he took her up on it.
I thought JPJ asking if the "Juan" part of her name was associated with a particular country was a polite way of asking about and showing interest in her ethnicity. Juan is obviously a Hispanic/Latino name...but there are a lot of countries in Latin America! :)
I laughed so much 😂😂😂 Tahzjuan was all of our crazy personalities we try to hide in one and all at the same time. This episode was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn’t appreciate Demi giving her two cents on Dean while she pretty much did the exact thing to the guy she was dating before her gf got there! Demi annoyed me this episode
My theory is that Kristina is in love with Blake and she says that she is keeping him around so that he has to endure to Hannah and Dylan but really it’s because she’s obsessed/in love with him and she’ll find a way to infiltrate any possible relationship he has hoping he will want her at some point. He’s the worst. She’s toxic. They deserve each other.
Exactly kind of like Ashley and Jared BUT Ashley wasn't so evil. Christina is one of them miserable back stabbing women you can't trust. And again why is she on the show???? Like I'm literally starting to hate watching the fake bs. Are people this dumb and disrespectful or is this all for show..............
blake and this swing dancing mess... WE ARE TIRED. might i remind you all that he also did the dancing with becca kufrin during one of their exotic dates. these moves are old news
The moves seem old and tired because of how insincerely he uses them and on how many people he uses them. If he had danced away with Becca into marriage it would have been romantic and we'd all want him...but since he's all over the map and acting nuts, the dancing is getting gross.
Chef: "What do I serve them?" Producer: "Just scrape the leftovers onto a plate and throw some cheese on it. It's OK...they don't eat the food." JPJ was dozing when they gave them the date rules, apparently.
What was I thinking at that moment when Dean was telling Caelynn his point of view about their relationship? I was thinking that Caelynn really looks pissed!
Lol I do remember Tahzjuan from day 1 because she went home and she was like “Are you kidding me?” (I remember random faces but she talked a few times in ep 1)
I wish anyone would've mentioned that not only are Pigeons the smartest of all birds, they're listed in the top 10 most intelligent species on the planet! I would've been proud to be called a pigeon. 🕊🏆
Joyce Doss I completely agree! I was wondering if anyone was thinking that too! Definitely a SLP consult or ENT. Not sure if he’s aspirating or dysphasia. I hope some word gets to JPJ to get evaluated!
I thought he was just a puss. Can't handle hot taco, don't swallow it, spit it out. Then he's vomiting, I'm okay, 🤢vomit, repeat 5x. Then he can't eat chicken, 🤢again. Dude, you can't live on 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻. He's immature, can't have an adult conversation with Derek. Leave hair freek.
Amen!!! Unfortunately I believe this was all planned and on purpose to get higher ratings. Bachelor in paradise wasn't as popular as the other so they had to turn up the drama
Hey Lauren, great episode of RAR! I think Tahzjuan is pronounced like the Taj Mahal. I'm also wondering if some of her weird comments are a combination of editing and alcohol. Tahzjuan seemed intoxicated for some of this. It would also explain her health scare. Great take on Dean and Caelynn BTW!
This BIP episode (not this recap) was the worst. Tahzjuan (sp?) was the worse, i actually had to fast forward it was so annoying. I miss Elan’s producing by making it fun and light. Too much drama and heaviness this year. Some of the people they invited the season were bad picks and had nothing to offer but a bad edit.
Favorite parts of this roses and rosé : JC's camera shake no for the Saturday night dinner party of sharing feelings & the ice crunch at the end of Lauren chugging her espresso #asmr
Thank the Lord for Lauren Zima! Madame Zima catches the details people love to forget. Tayshia gave a fair critique and provided a progress report showcasing Colton's improvement.
yeayyy you're here! but Lauren? isn't Tahz's name pronounced like the 'Taj' in Taj Mahal?? lol this chick was comedy gold! a little heavyhanded with the character, but I cackled... anywhoo.... everybody else is still Charlie Brown's teacher talking for me tho... JPJ & Tayshia 4 evah! :D holding tight to my Lady & the Tramp/ a Knight's Tale aspirations for these two lovelies...
The Christina personality progression timeline is amazing. She was so sweet and cute when we first met her in Nick's season... AND NOW... she's like a manipulative mastermind. She is the puppet master of this season, and honestly, I love it.
Demi and Kristian can leave now. K thanks JPJ- he’s fun. The end. Not 1 tear needs to fall on one females cheek bc of this Cali boy. PLEASE - he wants TayTay ? She’s waaaay to mature for JPJ. TayTay changing direction away from JPJ was kinda slippery. Wish she woulda just owned her feelings and said- I want to explore other people, like a mature man like Derek! M’k that’s a wrap. 🌹❤️🌹 Blake SKEEZBALL! And his sidekick, “got each others backs” for real for real Christina SKEEZBISH - talk about extended vacations with no love insight. #freeloaders. GO! K , THANKS. BYE BYE.🐸🐸 DOES ANYINE ELSE SEE DOUBT IN HANNAHS EYES. oh yes it’s there. She’s loving the moments but in love. Sorry- no. K thanks. Bye bye. 🥀🥀 Chris - real men deserve real women. DONT SCREW THIS UP! Mike- real men deserve real women. Don’t settle or break hearts just for extended paradise stay. He’s better than that game. Clay. Man. The end. Do you. Dean- IM CALLING IT- you’re a jerk. You have nothing to offer. K thanks BYE BYE. Caelynn - she’s a babe and so tender! To good for Mr Tom Selleck lookalike! Eeeew to the ‘stache homeless dude. You’re worth more! K Tahnks and you’re welcome. Derek... finally a woman who’s worth your manliness. I’m rollin my eyes but also rollin the “pair a dice” dice that LOVE will be found this season. And we won’t be seeing Chris and Katie next season- except if it’s a wedding. You’re welcome. Thanks. Bye bye. 🌹 And screw top is fine Ms Zima- quick access, which is needed for this season. K. Bye bye.
JPJ...textbook classic example of book intelligent people (finance, science, math etc) being socially awkward, weird &/or clueless....I should know, I'm a science geek😉 & my son as well LoL 😜 Emailed Obvious Wines bc I went on site to order.... they don't ship to NY!!!😭😣
JoAnne Weiss I’ve been thinking he prrrrooobably has Aspergers and I mean that in the best way possible! 💖🌟 All that socialization is probably why he needs a lot of naps and would make sense why he’s so awkward in conversation. When he couldn’t figure out who was together to tell Haley, I think he was just waaaaayyyyy overstimulated at that point... poor guy, lol 😉
Yeah, I read alot and am far far more versed in studying in books, but socialization? People? Ahahaha completely unfamiliar territory, I don't udnerstand peoples emotions well or how to be around people. Not that jpj isn't good at socializing, I just mean, he is also very versed in the world of intelligence, logic, books, and I recognize that thought process.
The JPJ episode 😂 so fun! Tayshia is just not that into JPJ. I ship Tayshia and Derek! I am worried about what will happen on the next episode between JPJ and Derek tho . . .
I'm getting kind if worried about JPJ, he is starting to remind me of my friend who was diagnosed with MS around the same age. Persistent fatigue, choking on things easily... those were symptoms I remember him having as well, along with changes in the way he walked, his legs getting tired and tingly/numb often, and a voice that got softer in time. Thankfully, my friend was diagnosed early on so he was able to slowly get better again thanks to medication and intensive physical therapy and he is now able to live a "normal" life with MS. I think it's always better to get checked even if there isn't anything wrong in the end, because getting help early on is often the key. I hope there's nothing seriously wrong with JPJ's health and he's just tired from the long days and is a bit too quick to swallow his food or something, but I also hope he's taking care of himself and goes to the doctor if he is experiencing any weird symptoms. And same goes for anyone, really! Please take care
This is exactly what I was starting to think. My cousin has MS and the symptoms he had in the beginning are so much how JPJ is acting. I really hope he's ok, and if not that he gets help. Proper care can make a world of difference in those early months.
Lauren!! I missed you ❤️❤️.. Kay but tayzhaun I think? Girl it’s Mexico so it’s gonna be hot so be prepared and secondly... you only had one date 😆😆😆 SIT DOWN
Deborah Atkins-Denmark -- He eats like a toddler... does best on chicken nuggets... Whoever marries him is gong to have to deal with retching at mealtime? I wonder if this is nervousness on the show or if he exhibits this behavior at home also?
I didn’t really ever notice Blake before this season of bip. I do not care for him. I didn’t appreciate how he dismissed the one girl when Kristina came to talk to him earlier in the night, and offered his cheek for her to kiss? Who’s he? I hope the producers don’t cast him on another show. He’s uninteresting. There are 10 million guys in America just like him... that look better. He’s a dated character type - unwoke. “Were you blindsided?” Duh, dude. Geez. The storylines around him are boring as well. I wish he would just leave, and it’s a drag that he and Kristina are still on.
Kristina is annoying and seems to have a huge ego. I felt sorry for her when she was on Bachelor in Paradise in the past but this season she is just plain mean!
I used to like Kristina but she is a mean girl this season. You go on there to find love not hand out friendship roses. Smh. I think she still wants Blake. Have no idea why. She doesn't try to make connections with anyone else. She isn't what I thought.
Yeah I don’t know about Tayshia. I didn’t like the way she dealt with the situation with JPJ, and this is the 3rd time that my red flag alerts have gone off with her. I also wish JPJ would have fought harder for her - he’s not putting enough effort in. I’m also generally disappointed in JPJ in this show, because everyone was amping him up, and talking about how intelligent he is, and yet we have yet to really see that. I was hoping to see a more deep/intelligent/introspective side to him.. he seems clueless 99% of the time
If you agree he should of fought harder for her and you are disappointed in him in the show, whats a girl to do? They weren’t committed they were getting to know each other..
mememeome -- Tayshia likes JPJ but JPJ has fallen in love. I'm not sure why he would opt date the two new girls if he is committed to Tay? I realize that she told him to, but that could have been a test. He failed, but she didn't fight to keep him from exploring optioms. So she let him down also.
I think JPJ needs to go to the Dr. to see why he seems to throw up everytime he eats or drinks anything. Yikes. I don't get why he lashed out like that to Derek at the wedding. You don't start stuff at a freaking wedding! And he wouldn't even let Derek talk. I really lost respect for him. Derek did nothing wrong here. Why would Tayshia want this guy? He's high maintenance and you don't want him puking on your shoes. It was so odd that the people invited to the wedding didn't get to bring a date. Nicole shouldda seen that coming. He was not over his Ex. TahzJuan, bless her heart, that was a shitshow. Yikes. She needs to move to Alaska. Heat is not her friend and there's more men than women there. Dean...ya know, when a man tells you that you'd be miserable as his girlfriend, thank him for the info and walk away...esp. if he lives in his car and has no job. Don't ignore the warning signs. That said...he can afford to go to Europe though? Confusing. At least they'll always have Spain and Italy as memories. Good luck with that. The Blake-Kristina thing, I just can't. Please get them off! It's just so smarmy. She has crazy stalker vibes.
Hated that episode. Specially where those last two roses landed. WRONG WRONG WRONG! Anybody who passes on JEN S. obviously is not interested in getting married. And KRISTINA REALLY?!? Thank God Karma finally caught up with her tonight. ❤️ you for choosing Caelynn Connor. Best moment of the season!!!
When Dean said "it's a convince me otherwise kind of situation" like whhuuuttt, bye boy.
right?? I ain't chasing you boy, you gotta chase ME
tahzjuan was A1 content but I don’t think I could take more than one episode of her
she's gone, whew
Lol. She was intense... and seems to be anti social a bit..or clingy... But I noticed dat the weather didnt help her issues either
@@DeeDiamond2981 bless her heart she's a mess...how do you go to a tropical location and not expect it to be hot. I hope she'll be alright...in life.
@@DeeDiamond2981 needed to tie that horrible weave up and off of her neck, might have helped....lol...
Mary Will Showman I loved her, just think the heat made her a little more delusional than normal 😬
If I have to see Blake swing dance with one more person who went to stagecoach I might vomit
LOL!!!! 👏🏻
angeles claire so it’s ok if they didn’t go to stagecoach?
He was with Jen saviano in Nashville .,.but that was not a story line .. I wonder why ....( pics on reddit ..of Blake and Jen ( pls don’t puke 😂
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You are right! Is so sickening! I was thinking the same thing..
Remember on Rachel's season how embarrassed dean was of his weird non conformist dad. He has totally turned into his dad!
Eva G i remember that !!! So true
Right!!!
I was thinking the exact same thing!! Hippy-ish.
Eva G
His emotionally unavailable dad. It’s sad to see this.
OMG, you are so right. Poor Dean. I do hope he gets help. I saw last night...he's coming back.
When tahzjuan was watching all the couples saying “how are they touching?? It’s too hot to be touching” I died laughing 😂😂
I felt her in that moment. That's me in the heat 😂😂 my husband kept saying omg that would be you.
I get why Caelynn didn’t speak up. She wasn’t happy with what she heard and was obviously hurt by it. I do that too sometimes. I just need time to recover
Yvette Acevedo it sucks that so many of us women do that! A guy will say explicitly that he doesn’t want a relationship but we ignore it and build a fantasy around little things he does. I get how Caelynn ignored his words and watched his actions. He obviously is a very sweet guy. But damn, we gotta start listening!
I do it too. I'm not sure I'd act any differently from her in that situation...
nenamichelle your right. She knew better but didn’t do better. She was low key willing to get hurt for him.
Honestly Christina, Blake, AND Caitlin can all leave for all I care. And though I’m not crazy about Caitlin, Christina made herself look really bad here in my opinion
I'm with you but mostly I've had enough of Kristina she is showing signs of evilness.
It’s true. I think Kristina liked getting attention for Dean mistreating her (which I just watched back and now I don’t think he actually did. He was pretty open about his feelings and she was playing the victim then too), and now she plays the perpetual victim.
Tahzjuan was the highlight of this episode- I could not stop laugh/Crying over her breakdown 🤣😭
Wod Girl I wanted her to stay! She was hilarious!
Been waiting all day! Can't wait to hear what you have to say about JPJ and Derek facing off tonight!
Honestly, I like JPJ, BUT i can see her with Derek more so than JPJ.
same same
Me, too. JPJ is just not mature enough. After Tuesday night...I think his "cool status" has been revoked. Dang, boy's losing it.
@@projectkj7643 same. he is so immature
Derek is a grown up. He would make a great husband and dad. JPJ is still a frat boy. A lot of fun but immature. Tasha pursued Derek, and he took her up on it.
She should be with Mike.. But... 🤷🏽♂️
I thought JPJ asking if the "Juan" part of her name was associated with a particular country was a polite way of asking about and showing interest in her ethnicity. Juan is obviously a Hispanic/Latino name...but there are a lot of countries in Latin America! :)
Lauren is like the frosting on the cake for Bachelor in Paradise!
Shirley H Great true comment I look forward to Roses and Rose as much as BIP
I laughed so much 😂😂😂 Tahzjuan was all of our crazy personalities we try to hide in one and all at the same time. This episode was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Colton kissing thing!!!😂😂😂
Where did you get the pronunciation of Tahzjuan from?? It’s said exactly how it’s spelled yet you’re saying it like TayShuan?!
Girl Bye -Right, ahhhhhh! It was driving me nuts!
I thought I heard her say it both ways with the tahzshwan and tashwan sound.
girl i was dying laughing every time she pronounced it like that
Lauren’s face when she says “and then JPJ chokes on his champagne........give the guys a straw!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
I had to pause because I was in complete tears laughing so hard at that moment.
Omg!! I was laughing so hard at Tahzjuan and JPJ!!🤣🤣😂😂
Girl was real extra!!!!!😂😂😂
I didn’t appreciate Demi giving her two cents on Dean while she pretty much did the exact thing to the guy she was dating before her gf got there! Demi annoyed me this episode
Can you explain how their situations were similar?
Yeah Demi was a pot stirrer for sure. That was weird.
My theory is that Kristina is in love with Blake and she says that she is keeping him around so that he has to endure to Hannah and Dylan but really it’s because she’s obsessed/in love with him and she’ll find a way to infiltrate any possible relationship he has hoping he will want her at some point. He’s the worst. She’s toxic. They deserve each other.
That's exactly what I think too! She is toxic and he needs to grow up!
Agree and they just may deserve each other!
Exactly!! I’m wondering how no one besides Caitlin has caught up by now smh
Exactly kind of like Ashley and Jared BUT Ashley wasn't so evil. Christina is one of them miserable back stabbing women you can't trust. And again why is she on the show???? Like I'm literally starting to hate watching the fake bs. Are people this dumb and disrespectful or is this all for show..............
Omg!!! Yesssss! Couldn't agree more! She is most definitely thirsty.
“It’s a convince me otherwise situation.” ...umm EXCUSE ME dean you ain’t all that
Sarah K yeah it’s more like the other way around
Been refreshing my subscriptions page all day for this!
Haha, do NOT drink everytime Tahzjuan says she's too warm 😂
A B do not drink every time Lauren says Tahzjuan incorrectly 🤦🏻♀️
😁😂🤣
Kristina is tired. She needs to leave.
blake and this swing dancing mess... WE ARE TIRED. might i remind you all that he also did the dancing with becca kufrin during one of their exotic dates. these moves are old news
All Blake's moves are old and tiresome. He needs to go. Should have gone first hour of BIP.
The moves seem old and tired because of how insincerely he uses them and on how many people he uses them. If he had danced away with Becca into marriage it would have been romantic and we'd all want him...but since he's all over the map and acting nuts, the dancing is getting gross.
One trick pony...
oh maa gaaawd
Honestly Lauren's recaps are everything. I literally only subscribed because of Lauren Zima
Chef: "What do I serve them?"
Producer: "Just scrape the leftovers onto a plate and throw some cheese on it. It's OK...they don't eat the food."
JPJ was dozing when they gave them the date rules, apparently.
Lauren Zima you’re the best!!! Your concern and intrigue over JPJ is fantastic!!! Love ya!!!
What was I thinking at that moment when Dean was telling Caelynn his point of view about their relationship? I was thinking that Caelynn really looks pissed!
Tashwhiny😂😂 that’s gold
😂🤣😂🤣
Lol I do remember Tahzjuan from day 1 because she went home and she was like “Are you kidding me?” (I remember random faces but she talked a few times in ep 1)
@acuro72 Yeah I remember that too...frankly, I knew then that she would be going home the first night...I should have bet money...lol
How do you not know how to pronounce Tahzjuan's name when it was said over and over in the episode??
I wish anyone would've mentioned that not only are Pigeons the smartest of all birds, they're listed in the top 10 most intelligent species on the planet! I would've been proud to be called a pigeon. 🕊🏆
KTnarnia very interesting fact! Thank you for sharing. Apparently Tahzjuan was complimenting Hailey!
@@nenamichelle 😂😂😂😂
Love ya Lauren. You make me actually Laugh out loud and my husband looks at me like I’m crazy
@ Midori Elizabeth, You're not alone my husband thinks I'm nuts period, because the Bachelor/ette franchise is my guilty pleasure.
Me too!!!
Roses and Rose is my husband's guilty pleasure. We watch together. Thanks Lauren!
Jpj might have dysphagia lol
JPJ needs a swallow evaluation....looks like he is aspirating. A speech therapist can perform in Dr. Office.
Joyce Doss I completely agree! I was wondering if anyone was thinking that too! Definitely a SLP consult or ENT. Not sure if he’s aspirating or dysphasia. I hope some word gets to JPJ to get evaluated!
I’m a OT and I was thinking the same thing! Every time he eats he or drinks he chokes.
Cassie is getting her masters in speech pathology--refer jpj to her!
Something wrong with that boy!
I thought he was just a puss. Can't handle hot taco, don't swallow it, spit it out. Then he's vomiting, I'm okay, 🤢vomit, repeat 5x. Then he can't eat chicken, 🤢again. Dude, you can't live on 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻. He's immature, can't have an adult conversation with Derek. Leave hair freek.
I think they need to reboot this whole season with a new cast
Madison Hutz i think a lot guys said no. peter, tyler, nick, and more so they dont have good guys
Why has Mike gotten so little screen time? If he can’t be the bachelor, at least show what he’s doing here.
Amen!!! Unfortunately I believe this was all planned and on purpose to get higher ratings. Bachelor in paradise wasn't as popular as the other so they had to turn up the drama
@@erinkoster8654 he has no drama, either his relationship is cool or he is not so Serious
@@erinkoster8654 I was thinking the same thing..It's so obvious and not showing the progress he is having.
Hey Lauren, great episode of RAR! I think Tahzjuan is pronounced like the Taj Mahal. I'm also wondering if some of her weird comments are a combination of editing and alcohol. Tahzjuan seemed intoxicated for some of this. It would also explain her health scare.
Great take on Dean and Caelynn BTW!
Love you LZ, but whyyyyy did you keep saying Taysh-Juan instead of Tahzjuan?! It hurt my ears. 🙉 Loved everything else! 🥰😝
This BIP episode (not this recap) was the worst. Tahzjuan (sp?) was the worse, i actually had to fast forward it was so annoying. I miss Elan’s producing by making it fun and light. Too much drama and heaviness this year. Some of the people they invited the season were bad picks and had nothing to offer but a bad edit.
Minnie N. Erickson it does feel like it’s gone on forever. How was this only the third rose ceremony?
Favorite parts of this roses and rosé : JC's camera shake no for the Saturday night dinner party of sharing feelings & the ice crunch at the end of Lauren chugging her espresso #asmr
OMG The Tahzjuan montage was priceless! ''She's confortable in her own skin'' LOL!
🤣 Lauren your commentary! I was crying. You, JPJ and Tahzjuan are gold! 😂😂
Dean acts like a 52 year old divorced man that eats tuna out the can!!!He don’t like restrictions
NEIDRALIKES2SHOP He’s a gorgeous guy. I think that’s why he behaves the way does. He looks like a cave man.
🤣😂😁
Blake has *got to GO*
Agreed....I hope he leaves and take Kristina with him.
@@reggaemomma1957 Amen Sistah!!!
Oh God Blake leave!!! I liked him in Becca season but here in paradise he is so sickening as a player!
Krystal’s wedding was beautiful sad that drama was brought into it it was their day! :(
Thank the Lord for Lauren Zima! Madame Zima catches the details people love to forget. Tayshia gave a fair critique and provided a progress report showcasing Colton's improvement.
You chugging that espresso is a MOOD ... ilysm Lauren our bachelor nation queen
yeayyy you're here! but Lauren? isn't Tahz's name pronounced like the 'Taj' in Taj Mahal?? lol this chick was comedy gold! a little heavyhanded with the character, but I cackled... anywhoo.... everybody else is still Charlie Brown's teacher talking for me tho... JPJ & Tayshia 4 evah! :D holding tight to my Lady & the Tramp/ a Knight's Tale aspirations for these two lovelies...
Coworkers in the background while you’re in your cubicle... And you’re trying to hide that you’re watching the bachelor at work... #relatable
Also ohhhhh Lord I have been in Caelynn’s position before, being with a guy like Dean. Never ends well. I feel for her. Good luck!
I know it’s the best. Every Tuesday and Wednesday I keep checking... Love ya Lauren😂
The Christina personality progression timeline is amazing. She was so sweet and cute when we first met her in Nick's season... AND NOW... she's like a manipulative mastermind. She is the puppet master of this season, and honestly, I love it.
Lauen, I love you but you are butchering Tahzjuan's name. Lol Your so cute! 😁
This episode of BIP was a goat rodeo 🤣 ..craziness...all over the board!
Don't drink every time Lauren calls her Taysh-juan
Lauren is so funny 😂
Tahzjuan...bless her heart...
Demi and Kristian can leave now.
K thanks
JPJ- he’s fun. The end. Not 1 tear needs to fall on one females cheek bc of this Cali boy. PLEASE - he wants TayTay ? She’s waaaay to mature for JPJ.
TayTay changing direction away from JPJ was kinda slippery. Wish she woulda just owned her feelings and said- I want to explore other people, like a mature man like Derek! M’k that’s a wrap. 🌹❤️🌹
Blake SKEEZBALL! And his sidekick, “got each others backs” for real for real Christina SKEEZBISH - talk about extended vacations with no love insight. #freeloaders. GO! K , THANKS. BYE BYE.🐸🐸
DOES ANYINE ELSE SEE DOUBT IN HANNAHS EYES. oh yes it’s there. She’s loving the moments but in love. Sorry- no. K thanks. Bye bye.
🥀🥀
Chris - real men deserve real women. DONT SCREW THIS UP!
Mike- real men deserve real women. Don’t settle or break hearts just for extended paradise stay. He’s better than that game.
Clay. Man. The end. Do you.
Dean- IM CALLING IT- you’re a jerk. You have nothing to offer. K thanks BYE BYE.
Caelynn - she’s a babe and so tender! To good for Mr Tom Selleck lookalike! Eeeew to the ‘stache homeless dude. You’re worth more!
K Tahnks and you’re welcome.
Derek... finally a woman who’s worth your manliness.
I’m rollin my eyes but also rollin the “pair a dice” dice that LOVE will be found this season. And we won’t be seeing Chris and Katie next season- except if it’s a wedding.
You’re welcome.
Thanks.
Bye bye. 🌹
And screw top is fine Ms Zima- quick access, which is needed for this season.
K. Bye bye.
I agree!
I have been waiting for this the whole day...🤦♀️
Who else is watching Colton's kisses after this episode
JPJ...textbook classic example of book intelligent people (finance, science, math etc) being socially awkward, weird &/or clueless....I should know, I'm a science geek😉 & my son as well LoL 😜 Emailed Obvious Wines bc I went on site to order.... they don't ship to NY!!!😭😣
JoAnne Weiss I’ve been thinking he prrrrooobably has Aspergers and I mean that in the best way possible! 💖🌟 All that socialization is probably why he needs a lot of naps and would make sense why he’s so awkward in conversation. When he couldn’t figure out who was together to tell Haley, I think he was just waaaaayyyyy overstimulated at that point... poor guy, lol 😉
Yeah, I read alot and am far far more versed in studying in books, but socialization? People? Ahahaha completely unfamiliar territory, I don't udnerstand peoples emotions well or how to be around people. Not that jpj isn't good at socializing, I just mean, he is also very versed in the world of intelligence, logic, books, and I recognize that thought process.
@laurenzima its tajj-Juan (tried spelling phonetically) not tay-shwann
You cracked me up every time you talked about JPJ LOL - too funny!
Okay but JPJ is seriously my soulmate I feel this in my soul and it's almost a problem.
Let's get you on a flight to Paradise, heck Kristian got to go, why not you too!!!
"But...maybe he needed a beard too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girl,.. you look fantastic!
Oh and p.s. i also have been waiting all day - thanks for delivering!!
Thanks for the desk tour! Omg freaking love you and you deserve your own large office full of Rosé and full of more of your decorations!
Tahzjuan was really funny in this episode. By the end of the episode I was over the JPJ love triangle though.
Your lip color Lauren! Beautiful! Can you tell us what it is? 💖
We love a behind the scenes moment!
The JPJ episode 😂 so fun!
Tayshia is just not that into JPJ. I ship Tayshia and Derek! I am worried about what will happen on the next episode between JPJ and Derek tho . . .
I know, right?!?!?
Tahzjuan's voice totally reminds me of Nicole Byers (from Nailed it)
she reminds me of a cray kiki palmer
I enjoy this just as much as I enjoy the show!
OMG, after watching all this, I'm going to Kroger and buy myself a dozen roses.
I'm getting kind if worried about JPJ, he is starting to remind me of my friend who was diagnosed with MS around the same age. Persistent fatigue, choking on things easily... those were symptoms I remember him having as well, along with changes in the way he walked, his legs getting tired and tingly/numb often, and a voice that got softer in time. Thankfully, my friend was diagnosed early on so he was able to slowly get better again thanks to medication and intensive physical therapy and he is now able to live a "normal" life with MS. I think it's always better to get checked even if there isn't anything wrong in the end, because getting help early on is often the key. I hope there's nothing seriously wrong with JPJ's health and he's just tired from the long days and is a bit too quick to swallow his food or something, but I also hope he's taking care of himself and goes to the doctor if he is experiencing any weird symptoms. And same goes for anyone, really! Please take care
This is exactly what I was starting to think. My cousin has MS and the symptoms he had in the beginning are so much how JPJ is acting. I really hope he's ok, and if not that he gets help. Proper care can make a world of difference in those early months.
Omg your crazy eyes while chugging espresso is silent judgment in it's most unadulterated form and
I love the shade!
You are the best part of this TV show, I am having a blast listening to you! Wonderful personality, fun fun fun!
Lauren, your recaps are usually great but this blatant mispronouncing of a POC name for 20 minutes straight ain't it
I am obsessed with Lauren's outfit, so on fleek!!!😍 (as always, but that top is amazing)
Lauren!! I missed you ❤️❤️.. Kay but tayzhaun I think? Girl it’s Mexico so it’s gonna be hot so be prepared and secondly... you only had one date 😆😆😆 SIT DOWN
Remember when we were all making fun of Jane's tacos for making JPJ barf, but I guess this happens often to him. Dude just doesn't know how to eat😂
Does JPJ need to be fed intravenously?
Deborah Atkins-Denmark -- Right?? The guy is constantly hungry.
@@deboraht5079 and constantly choking and puking🤔. I wonder if he has a medical problem...seriously.
Deborah Atkins-Denmark -- He eats like a toddler... does best on chicken nuggets... Whoever marries him is gong to have to deal with retching at mealtime? I wonder if this is nervousness on the show or if he exhibits this behavior at home also?
Lol....I was thinking the same thing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Another great video. You two always make me laugh. Thanks!
Seagulls flying in harmony! Please put this on a T-shirt! 😂
Dean got Caelynn a whole cake. It’s growth. From piece to a whole Lmfaoooo
Dude! Dean wanted Caelynn to be like "I would ride in the van with you." IMO
I laugh out loud by myself every time I watch you! You are hilarious!!!
I didn’t really ever notice Blake before this season of bip. I do not care for him. I didn’t appreciate how he dismissed the one girl when Kristina came to talk to him earlier in the night, and offered his cheek for her to kiss? Who’s he? I hope the producers don’t cast him on another show. He’s uninteresting. There are 10 million guys in America just like him... that look better. He’s a dated character type - unwoke. “Were you blindsided?” Duh, dude. Geez. The storylines around him are boring as well. I wish he would just leave, and it’s a drag that he and Kristina are still on.
Kristina is annoying and seems to have a huge ego. I felt sorry for her when she was on Bachelor in Paradise in the past but this season she is just plain mean!
Jenn I agree. She’s acting like she’s doing some kind of espionage. She’s jumping out of her lane, and it’s a bad look.
I used to like Kristina but she is a mean girl this season. You go on there to find love not hand out friendship roses. Smh. I think she still wants Blake. Have no idea why. She doesn't try to make connections with anyone else. She isn't what I thought.
@@heatherlicious8224 I don't think she necessarily wants Blake as much as she doesn't want anyone else to have him. She is something else!
Heather Ross I used to like her, too. Maybe it’s just one too many times on the show.
if I could choose one person to get there own reality show it would be Tahzjaun . I love her . so funny and quirky n freaking awesome
Yeah I don’t know about Tayshia. I didn’t like the way she dealt with the situation with JPJ, and this is the 3rd time that my red flag alerts have gone off with her. I also wish JPJ would have fought harder for her - he’s not putting enough effort in. I’m also generally disappointed in JPJ in this show, because everyone was amping him up, and talking about how intelligent he is, and yet we have yet to really see that. I was hoping to see a more deep/intelligent/introspective side to him.. he seems clueless 99% of the time
If you agree he should of fought harder for her and you are disappointed in him in the show, whats a girl to do? They weren’t committed they were getting to know each other..
mememeome -- Tayshia likes JPJ but JPJ has fallen in love. I'm not sure why he would opt date the two new girls if he is committed to Tay? I realize that she told him to, but that could have been a test. He failed, but she didn't fight to keep him from exploring optioms. So she let him down also.
Deborah T i don’t think he’s in love he’s just smitten
@@deboraht5079 It wasns't a test, she wanted to explore derek so she told jpj to explore other options.
Tulop -- makes sense
i can not stand hot either. i would leave with the first flight out.
Lauren, you are f’ing hysterical! 🤣 🤣🤣
I think JPJ needs to go to the Dr. to see why he seems to throw up everytime he eats or drinks anything. Yikes. I don't get why he lashed out like that to Derek at the wedding. You don't start stuff at a freaking wedding! And he wouldn't even let Derek talk. I really lost respect for him. Derek did nothing wrong here. Why would Tayshia want this guy? He's high maintenance and you don't want him puking on your shoes. It was so odd that the people invited to the wedding didn't get to bring a date. Nicole shouldda seen that coming. He was not over his Ex. TahzJuan, bless her heart, that was a shitshow. Yikes. She needs to move to Alaska. Heat is not her friend and there's more men than women there.
Dean...ya know, when a man tells you that you'd be miserable as his girlfriend, thank him for the info and walk away...esp. if he lives in his car and has no job. Don't ignore the warning signs. That said...he can afford to go to Europe though? Confusing. At least they'll always have Spain and Italy as memories. Good luck with that.
The Blake-Kristina thing, I just can't. Please get them off! It's just so smarmy. She has crazy stalker vibes.
OMG I'm dying laughing. This may be my favorite line: "You're eating spaghetti, alone, while in a pool.... gross...."
Roses 🌹 & Rosé 🍷 is life 💖 worth waiting for it every time after the episode is done
I soooo look forward to your recaps, hysterical you are the best!
Hated that episode. Specially where those last two roses landed. WRONG WRONG WRONG! Anybody who passes on JEN S. obviously is not interested in getting married. And KRISTINA REALLY?!? Thank God Karma finally caught up with her tonight. ❤️ you for choosing Caelynn Connor. Best moment of the season!!!
Lol I knew Lauren was gonna FREAK about the "can I spit in her wine" comment.
I cried when Chris picked Katie lol I was very happy for them
I have post it notes all over my desk as a to do list too!