Man Time Travels to 33AD to Save Jesus, But It Leads To Human Extinction in 2022 Earth

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  • While doing research, a group of young geniuses accidentally stumbles upon a secret terrorist plot to create a time machine to go back in time and change history.
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  • @seclife321
    @seclife321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10531

    Let me get this straight. The bosses have a time machine and instead of going back in time to save their family, parents, etc, their main regrets in life, they try to kill jesus? Yeah makes total sense.

    • @angelito2144
      @angelito2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      Common sense: hold my tomato🍅

    • @Kaori--
      @Kaori-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      no jesus, humanity will be destroyed. Which, I wanna destroy humanity aswell

    • @Pissguzzling
      @Pissguzzling 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaori-- oooou you’re so edgy and cool. Make a terroristic threat, I double dog dare you.

    • @Kopie0830
      @Kopie0830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaori-- dude don't destroy humanity, just destroy the evil leaders, islam, north korea, most evil govt leaders. will you kill children and good people as well?

    • @Kaori--
      @Kaori-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Pissguzzling I love how you act sarcastic but didn't even think first if they are joking or not

  • @nanaowusu8423
    @nanaowusu8423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7715

    " They literally had a time machine, how did they screw that up"; In fact Mystery recap will never fail to entertain us

    • @Waltyworld
      @Waltyworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hahahaha

    • @edthoreum7625
      @edthoreum7625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      10:00

    • @Malakite-
      @Malakite- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s so hard to tell which comment copied whos

    • @umaichirou846
      @umaichirou846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Malakite- I don't think anyone would care less. We're just gonna forget💀

    • @markjeffordjiz8934
      @markjeffordjiz8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly hahahhahahah

  • @irismartyn4088
    @irismartyn4088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8034

    Going back in time to kill jesus gotta be the biggest hater move I've seen 💀

    • @superrazor7617
      @superrazor7617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +836

      And they still fail since jesus death is what god plan is they are fullfilling gods plan

    • @joshuabrown2134
      @joshuabrown2134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Facts... Big hater energy..

    • @TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA
      @TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @@superrazor7617 ikr lol the big f u would be to save him not kill him lol

    • @arcticflames6932
      @arcticflames6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@superrazor7617 fun fact if something like this happens god would probably destroy earth

    • @arcticflames6932
      @arcticflames6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA depends saving jesus or killing jesus is the same thing

  • @ryanmax-grappler8654
    @ryanmax-grappler8654 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Hard to believe someone in management productions heard the pitch of this crazy story and decided to put a budget together to create it

    • @Nikki-wv1bg
      @Nikki-wv1bg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It doesn't shock me at all because what if they were or are trying to do this and this is why there at war?

    • @Byronic19134
      @Byronic19134 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      For a low budget romp I liked it. Usually they start off with the most wack story ever but by the end tie it together cleverly. The key is starting off with the most wack possible plot tho that is so bad people will watch just because they will see the synopsis and be like yo wtf…

    • @JamesDuran-r3o
      @JamesDuran-r3o 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A jew

    • @whatthepick
      @whatthepick 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They were like lets do it for the historical laugh

    • @DanielAppleton-lr9eq
      @DanielAppleton-lr9eq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@whatthepick This is a lot like a MAD TV script that went off the rails in a truly mind - numbingly *HORRENDOUS* fashion. " Did we do that ? " Steve Urkel. 😏🤗

  • @NovaStargazer23
    @NovaStargazer23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3822

    They literally have the TIME MACHINE and they're LATE

  • @NotThexHan
    @NotThexHan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5211

    "they literally have a time machine, how did they screw that up"
    exactly my thoughts

    • @somechupacabrawithinternet8866
      @somechupacabrawithinternet8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      plot said :the good guys are winning make up a bs excuse to make them lose"

    • @dwaugh2215
      @dwaugh2215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Couldn’t have made it an hour early?

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't the radical nut jobs get the idea to go back in time save families. Instead of messing with time!!! Criminals are thick headed!

    • @hidetoshitakahashi3881
      @hidetoshitakahashi3881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "they literally have a time machine, how did they screw that up"
      exactly my thoughts
      Hey, it's a movie and a shit happen! Lol.

    • @NotThexHan
      @NotThexHan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hidetoshitakahashi3881 shit happens in alot movie for some reason

  • @louanam3522
    @louanam3522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    So the guy got into an accident in a a country side road which literally have no traffic, then he decided to fool around with his wife and not paying attention, then he looks for someone to blame?

    • @germanss4311
      @germanss4311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yes, pretty much that is.

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yep, i still laugh why he blame god for that 💀 i mean bruh he playing around in road with his wife

    • @duncreg
      @duncreg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@arc8218 If God is omnipotent and omniscient, then yes, you can blame God. In Christian theology, people are being punished today because their incredibly distant ancestor ate an apple; can't have it both ways. That was the point of Jesus' death: to pay the price for someone else's "sin". Real bronze age stuff.

    • @sxken
      @sxken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duncreg I don't think you realize how dumb you sound after that first sentence

    • @AmazinGraceXOXO1
      @AmazinGraceXOXO1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@duncreg exactly. I don’t give a shit about God, never speak or pray to him but damn it if I need him he BETTER do something. Also someone needs to take the fall for me killing a child while drinking and driving. Why should it be me. It’s Gods fault. He could have forced me to make better choices. I want a God that forces me to do things. I don't want free will. 🙄

  • @AliexpressCetnik
    @AliexpressCetnik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    i like how even travelling back in time, history repeats itself. "If you really are the son of god you wouldve saved yourself"

    • @chaoeperry
      @chaoeperry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's originally what they mocked him for irl

  • @Siacourage
    @Siacourage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

    So he's okay with his parents dying but caves once his friends are threatened. Makes sense.

    • @wonderfulsallah1231
      @wonderfulsallah1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I was actually waiting if someone will take note of that😹😹

    • @Aalijah_Matyevna
      @Aalijah_Matyevna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Exactly bro. Like you gave in after your friends were supposed to be tortured or killed but not your parents 💀💀. He was a total simp for Amy his girlfriend for sure.

    • @LoUMageddo
      @LoUMageddo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I think it was having to already deal with the loss of his parents, he could handle seeing anyone else die

    • @kaisinelmusic
      @kaisinelmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that was exactly my thought but I think he was just tired of losing people that are close to him

    • @muskanbisht6510
      @muskanbisht6510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wonderfulsallah1231 same here

  • @natas9967
    @natas9967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    "Simon tries to convince Jesus not to go through with the resurrection because he has seen the passion of the christ" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fireiadmire5189
      @fireiadmire5189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lmaooo
      I really don't know how to feel about this movie.
      😂😂😂

    • @devontaejordan4644
      @devontaejordan4644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like this is antichrist inspired.. notice Satan was the only one tryna stop Jesus from going to that cross .. bc of what he did we have a chance to be saved and returned to GOD and not have to be destroyed by him bc of our sins

    • @li-ion6228
      @li-ion6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      so unserious 😭

    • @elcidgaming
      @elcidgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      and did not finish it. Jesus flames him for that too "if you finished my movie you would see that I walk away"
      *mic drop from J

    • @joefiddler
      @joefiddler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@elcidgaming LOL

  • @toasega
    @toasega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    Brandt: (Literally CLOSES HIS EYES WHILE DRIVING and doesn't pay any attention to the road, thus dooming his entire family with his own negligence)
    Also Brandt: "This is all God's fault!"

    • @techieplex
      @techieplex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      God have nothing role in it read - dragon in my garage paradox

    • @allinworldwillfadeawaysome4245
      @allinworldwillfadeawaysome4245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      God is also be the one pointed because they dont want to blame themselves, humans always wanted to point someone to what is wrongs, this is what humans all the time. Poor God always blamed

    • @johnnyBrwn
      @johnnyBrwn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This illustrates why many of these chrisitan movies are flawed. They are based on this bizarre premise that all people who are not chrisitan hate god.

    • @SoryRN
      @SoryRN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@johnnyBrwn This isn't a Christian Movie 100% sure

    • @jasonjones2329
      @jasonjones2329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, I don't think the boy is working with too many brain cells. Doesn't go back in time to tell himself to drive better.

  • @LentzGaillard-lk4lu
    @LentzGaillard-lk4lu ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    I feel like Jesus would just look at you and instantly know you time traveled and probably send you back to your timeline soon as your eyes meet

    • @playboikp
      @playboikp ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Facts

    • @thehoppinggroundhog
      @thehoppinggroundhog ปีที่แล้ว +81

      nah, it'd be sooner
      or he'd pull a matrix

    • @miyagifatghost2684
      @miyagifatghost2684 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So everybody got special powers huh....both sides sound so magically goofy

    • @lohxinkai3427
      @lohxinkai3427 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Nahhh. Time was created by God. No humans can travel through time if not for God’s will.
      That’s why in Ecclesiastes 3:11 it is written :
      He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
      If humans is able to travel through time, then it means we would be able to understand the beginning till the end. Therefore, it would go against what god had done. Hence, time travel is never going to be possible.

    • @ushio7123
      @ushio7123 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly so stupid@user-nb7fo2us9t

  • @confidencerechel5546
    @confidencerechel5546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Who the heck wrote this script, definitely deserves a smack in the brain

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Smack in the brain is probably what led to the script

    • @confidencerechel5546
      @confidencerechel5546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@KristiContemplates 🤣🤣 you made my night

    • @miriamllamas224
      @miriamllamas224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@KristiContemplates 😂😂😂

    • @arthuredulsora6860
      @arthuredulsora6860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree with you HAHAHAHAHA

    • @Ricky_Jacob.
      @Ricky_Jacob. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yaa so horrible
      kind of anti-christ

  • @yoonjiniverse
    @yoonjiniverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    If I met Jesus I would definitely cry and hug him,I'd be so happy

    • @savannahhague4989
      @savannahhague4989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +378

      @@pak3ton He’s real and I’d hug Him.

    • @jesalcasid1601
      @jesalcasid1601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      ​@@pak3ton ok don't mock his name if he is you so called 'fictional character'.

    • @josuededeus1486
      @josuededeus1486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@pak3ton oh you met him?

    • @Paul-Jesus-Monroe
      @Paul-Jesus-Monroe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@pak3ton biggest cap of all time

    • @pak3ton
      @pak3ton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@josuededeus1486 sopa do macaco

  • @D.A.-Espada
    @D.A.-Espada 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I laughed at the break in your narrative character when you chuckled and said how they could have screwed it up, haha
    Thanks for the laugh! I'll check this movie out. It seems interesting

  • @LLMBC
    @LLMBC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Sequel: Going back in time to stop Adam from eating that apple; then see what the present would look like.

    • @person12321
      @person12321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Sequel to the sequel to the prequel: killing the snake

    • @LLMBC
      @LLMBC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Eating the snake!!!

    • @archravenineteenseventeen
      @archravenineteenseventeen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kick eve?

    • @person12321
      @person12321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hackman669 Sending a Tsar Bomba on the snake!

  • @dontcare7086
    @dontcare7086 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    This just might be the most insane, most convoluted movie plot I've ever seen. I've watched a lot of 80s cocaine plot driven nonsense but this takes the cake 😂😂

    • @TakiMitsuha2016
      @TakiMitsuha2016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      N the award for trash bin goes to😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CoolMrjames
      @CoolMrjames 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah, it's a perfect example of Christian Movie Studio Films. This is actually tame for them.

    • @DanielAppleton-lr9eq
      @DanielAppleton-lr9eq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CoolMrjames 15 minutes of my life that I'm not getting back.....

    • @bulletproofair
      @bulletproofair 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think the "drug" fueling this film was something commonly called "the opiate of the masses" 😂

    • @DanielAppleton-lr9eq
      @DanielAppleton-lr9eq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bulletproofair This isn't ANYTHING mass - produced. It's localized, confined weirdness..... This was a specialized new level of loony.

  • @yohighness
    @yohighness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    So, our protagonists were communicating in English with the folks in 33AD? 😂

    • @hudjames11
      @hudjames11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I mean Jesus would be able to communicate with the protagonists but as with everyone else I guess so. 🤷‍♂️

    • @rutotradez
      @rutotradez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yea that’s don’t make sense to me as well 😂😂

    • @mcmaj3568
      @mcmaj3568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      These guys must have spoke Aramaic. Lol

    • @Danny_Boel
      @Danny_Boel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hudjames11 IF Jesus even existed his native tongue would have been some form of ancient Aramaic, so unless the protagonist were fluent in that I'd say they could not have understood each other.

    • @Danny_Boel
      @Danny_Boel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      They must have borrowed the "Universal translator" from Star Trek

  • @rigiliobeckx823
    @rigiliobeckx823 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait a second that guy called Simon, without Jesus, he wouldn’t even be called Simon 😂😂

  • @lochofmceo
    @lochofmceo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Usually Jesus saves us but this summer we'll have to save Jesus

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Feels like a tropic thunder 2 movie trailer

    • @raymoniano
      @raymoniano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rosshaikenleonen1416
      @rosshaikenleonen1416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Queue terminator sounds

    • @ithielpitt7525
      @ithielpitt7525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Time to pay for our sins

    • @HiLectric
      @HiLectric ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now that’s a tagline!

  • @callummcmac4079
    @callummcmac4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    A plot hole is that in Islam Jesus is a sacred prophet so for him to not know this he never knew very basic things about Islam, basically he has the same knowledge that a hillbilly has of Islam.

    • @RemziCavdar
      @RemziCavdar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      What's worse is without Judaism no Christianity and without Christianity no Islam. So if Jesus had never existed, there would have been no Islam; indeed, Jesus is also a prophet in Islam. This whole movie doesn't make any sense.

    • @beingxrehan
      @beingxrehan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RemziCavdar This whole movie is blasphemy at greatest decree and an insult to Jesus to feed the western propaganda about Islam.

    • @Raypermana
      @Raypermana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RemziCavdar in Islam god tell the future Prophet that will be born, so Jesus is still exist

    • @sahihray8936
      @sahihray8936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RemziCavdar true Jesus did tell his disciples more or less, 'If I do not go the comforter will not come to you, but if I go I will send him to you' referencing "the Prophet" i.e. the Prophet Muhammad (saw).

    • @pk6336158
      @pk6336158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RemziCavdar it depends mid east islam amd the water down western islam are different

  • @ShinyGolduck5
    @ShinyGolduck5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Okay but wouldn't Ramm saving Brandt's family create a paradox, where the time machine wouldn't exist, therefore his family wouldn't be saved...

    • @aparnarai3708
      @aparnarai3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really since ram would still be hired
      The only Change would be that the head security guard now would be Osama

    • @onryx1642
      @onryx1642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I don't think Brandt has any major effect/input on the creation of the time machine. It was the scientists working for Ahmed

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think the time machine still gonna exist coz ram and bramdt not related i mean, they only meet at workplace (as ahmed worker), so i think time machine still gonna exist

    • @AJsoment95x
      @AJsoment95x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The machine still exist, in the after credits scene, it's shown that the present Amy was badly injured by Ahmed's men and Ram tried to send her to the future hoping that she can be healed to soonest possible through the advanced medical technology of that time, but they ended up in a dystopian future where the Antichrist and his forces started rampaging in the city. Resistance fighters found them and took them to a safe place where they can be attended of their needs.

    • @thinkingoutloud675
      @thinkingoutloud675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @Universality10
    @Universality10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Not giving the code when your parents are being held hostage then killed.
    *Giving the code when your friends are threatened*

  • @robitississimo
    @robitississimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    The Simon dude being the Simon of Cyrene was pure genius

    • @markallen2984
      @markallen2984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thanks for mentioning that. I did not catch that.

    • @GeoffreyMontegriffo
      @GeoffreyMontegriffo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes, that was an inspired bit of plot weaving!

    • @ifdy1361
      @ifdy1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The angels too

    • @wjckc79
      @wjckc79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And (I forget the name) being the unnamed biblical figure who runs away basically naked. The creators of this film new the New Testament.

    • @night__wing1315
      @night__wing1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Simon with some gun skills ? Naah man he's Simon of Da Hood !

  • @americanescu
    @americanescu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I'd have to be smoking mushrooms to be able to just sit through this movie, let alone, keep up with the timeline. Insane.

  • @Zzyzc_extras
    @Zzyzc_extras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Mystery recaps really watches 2hr long movies just to explain it in 10 -15 min
    Really appreciated 💕💕🎉🎉
    Edit:My highest likes on a comment (1/1/23)

    • @kalyan6969
      @kalyan6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They can still make them small

    • @icantcallitlol7881
      @icantcallitlol7881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kalyan6969 bro stf you are thirsty bhh

    • @kalyan6969
      @kalyan6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@icantcallitlol7881 ok

    • @banjo3960
      @banjo3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@icantcallitlol7881 what

    • @brandoooo6
      @brandoooo6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what's the point of movies if you speedrun them all?

  • @fobinc
    @fobinc ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This movie is basically IT at a company. "Have you tried resetting the timeline to see if the issue resolves itself?"

  • @HKaorin
    @HKaorin ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how they tied in with the biblical historical timeline of events that really took place!

    • @enigma1863
      @enigma1863 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How do you know? Were you there?

    • @HKaorin
      @HKaorin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@enigma1863 I believe in science, physics, my own experiences, the great mystery of consciousness and the words of our ancestors. Maybe that isn't enough for you, but what you believe or doubt or live by doesn't concern me.

    • @HadEs5_3
      @HadEs5_3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@HKaorinHow old is earth according to u? And are dinosaurs real?!

    • @HKaorin
      @HKaorin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HadEs5_3 The universe is estimated at 13.7 billion years old, Earth is thought to be 4.5 billion years old with life appearing around 4 billion years ago. Dinosaur and megafauna did exist; at that time the Earth had a higher concentration of atmospheric oxygen than it does today. It's known that a significant portion of the geological fossil record has been lost due to the subduction and cycling of tectonic plates.
      What science doesn't answer is why we became people from stardust.

  • @HelloQro
    @HelloQro ปีที่แล้ว +124

    was honestly expecting the ending to be that him going back in time to try and stop them was what caused the accident in the first place, would have been genius if you ask me

    • @thefifthalert
      @thefifthalert ปีที่แล้ว

      That's good man

    • @Tyway
      @Tyway ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah i was waiting for that.its like those stories where a soldier is sent back in time to supposedly kill hitler but it turns out they were sent back to kill the past version of themselves killing hitler to avoid a much worse outcome they created by killing hitler

    • @sonofblessed
      @sonofblessed ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's Iron Man by Ozzy Osbourne.

    • @samsmusichub
      @samsmusichub ปีที่แล้ว

      That alternate ending is better!

  • @sprintershepherd4359
    @sprintershepherd4359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    i dont know how mystery recap sat through this movie without dying of something . it must have been excruciating to sit through.
    thanks for your sacrifice

    • @elcidgaming
      @elcidgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It felt like that at first but it was actually quite a fun movie

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I sacrificed himself for our benefit, and then came back to read the script.

    • @cupofjoen
      @cupofjoen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm Christian and I watched the movie right after I saw this video pop up on my recommended page. It has a lot of plot hole. But it's a good message after all. Forgiveness and faith. That's all. It's a unique movie lol.

  • @Cake-Anxious
    @Cake-Anxious ปีที่แล้ว +123

    11:04 there were no tomatoes in the old world until after 1500 ☠️

    • @JobamnaJoestar
      @JobamnaJoestar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Thay wqs an apple😂😂😂😂.

    • @captainboing
      @captainboing 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ... And tomatoes did not evolve in the last 500 years. You mean there were no tomatoes outside of south america

    • @jejehatesme31
      @jejehatesme31 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@captainboingthats why he said old world as in everything outside the americas

    • @rizkyadiyanto7922
      @rizkyadiyanto7922 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nerd

    • @dissodatore
      @dissodatore 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      even more, they were considered poisonous to humans for many years in the old world

  • @Keltibarian
    @Keltibarian ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This looks absolutely unintentionally hilarious.

  • @Darkgun231
    @Darkgun231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    11:13 I'll say it's a grave crime. Tomatoes originated in the Americas, so having one in 33 AD in the Middle East is a violation of Time Line Continuity!

    • @bobbywise2313
      @bobbywise2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I learn something new everyday. Thanks

    • @justamurse5646
      @justamurse5646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dang. This movie held up so well until the tomato thing

    • @thefalcromshow3428
      @thefalcromshow3428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought that was a apple

    • @tenyimi
      @tenyimi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a movie about time machine.... So Tomato travelled in time ..😅

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tenyimi
      Time? Yes
      Space? Naaah

  • @charlesmao7743
    @charlesmao7743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Interesting. Most of the Time Machine in the movies need to be destroyed and cannot be used, thus labelling the Time Machine as a device that shouldn’t be use to alter the past as it could erase and create different reality. Here, the Time Machine actually has a noble purposes by going back in time and save Brandt´s family.

    • @Zino_Kohiruimaki
      @Zino_Kohiruimaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like it won’t erase it would Alter it instead

    • @official_fusion
      @official_fusion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saving Brandt’s family would alter the future so much, the universe would probably collapse unto itself. If he saved Brandt’s family, in the future he wouldn’t know about this and thus, a infinite paradox would be created which would be unbreakable.

    • @SarthorS
      @SarthorS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@official_fusion Not really. If you go back in time, and no matter how much or little you do was not already a part of your past, then you change the timeline simply by entering it and are thus completely alien to the now new timeline. The time you came from now no longer exists, nothing you do such as killing your parents would have any effect on you and there would be no way to return where you came from because it never existed.

    • @alfredohumberto2222
      @alfredohumberto2222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@official_fusion No because he said he send a letter to him in the past, so after saving Brandt's family he gives himself the instruccions to build the time machine and probably he give himself instruccions to travel to that same place and give himself the same instruccions

    • @mowgli2071
      @mowgli2071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You didn't read the book or see the version that was (somewhat) faithful to the H.G. Wells book.

  • @alihashem846
    @alihashem846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What a stupid plot believing that Muslims hate Jesus, when in fact he is central to the religion. There is really no Islam without Jesus, they just believe he’s a prophet and not a God himself

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sad thing is most people, Americans, don't get this. Even stranger folks do not take the time to research faiths before drawing conclusions.

    • @aaronrodden8121
      @aaronrodden8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understand you don't believe that YESHUA is the son of GOD but we do! We believe that he was crucified and raised from the dead and you do not! You hate us for that, not YESHUA but to hate us, you hate him! I don't hate you however, I wish that Jews and Muslims alike for the sake of all the factual evidence supporting it, would understand that the events of YESHUA did happen verbatim and stop waiting for the Son of God and prophecy to be fulfilled when it already has been!

    • @tailsprowerfan2729
      @tailsprowerfan2729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a American I believe Jesus is the son of god and god sent his only son to die our sins

    • @nickname5268
      @nickname5268 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@aaronrodden8121what you are saying is nonsense am sure as a child you was raised and brain washed with the idea that muslims hate christians and thats wrong, am a muslim if i kill you then i will go to hell, killing is only allowed to protect yourself from people who want kill you or rape your family or rob you,
      we allowed to kill to defend our country from invaders
      if i kill you coz i hate you thats a huge sin and i will go to hell
      as a muslim i hate you for what? you have your faith and i have my faith,
      as long as you dont try to kill me or invade my country or rob me or rape my family then if you dont do this then why should i hate you?
      does that make any sense to you?
      you were brainwashed
      killing is a huge sin in islam
      we dont hate anyone

    • @Seagaltalk
      @Seagaltalk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ya so they are wrong

  • @kushablazin849
    @kushablazin849 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Whoever thought up this plot knows how to captivate an audience.

  • @emperordavid2044
    @emperordavid2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    As a Christian myself this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂😂😂, like whose idea was this script

    • @obywan7901
      @obywan7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Indeed😂

    • @1845Potatoes
      @1845Potatoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I like how the angles in the tomb are just random people from the future

    • @muhammaduqbahahmadtermizi1252
      @muhammaduqbahahmadtermizi1252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      As a Muslim, I believe the writer didn't know anything about Islam, such as its a branch from Abrahamic, just like Christianity. 🤦🏻‍♂️
      The difference is Christian belief jesus is God. While, Islam believes jesus is prophet.
      Seriously, wtf

    • @TheS7MG
      @TheS7MG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@muhammaduqbahahmadtermizi1252 this movie is from hell

    • @Arkangel.98
      @Arkangel.98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ur not really a Christian

  • @reni9870
    @reni9870 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Some of these movies may be low budget trash but when someone like this channel just reads out the script or plot they are actually really fking good and entertaining to listen to

    • @thesexyskywalker3283
      @thesexyskywalker3283 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They got cool ideas but even this movie contradicts itself so much. But the recap is interesting. The movie itself is complete trash tho lol

    • @Dagfari
      @Dagfari ปีที่แล้ว

      It is such a crazy movie

    • @Nikki-wv1bg
      @Nikki-wv1bg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DagfariWhat's the name of it

  • @Vlow52
    @Vlow52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I can’t imagine a person who thought it was a good time traveling screen play…

    • @superrazor7617
      @superrazor7617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The dumbest timetravel movie ever

    • @heyhey8528
      @heyhey8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@superrazor7617 i mean it does sound interesting tho.

    • @superrazor7617
      @superrazor7617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@heyhey8528 is sounds interesting but man they need better writers XD

    • @petrmaly9087
      @petrmaly9087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@heyhey8528 There are several time travel movies based on the premise that Jesus existed and someone wants to meet him. This is by far the most stupid one. The hunt for the hidden relic is at least more entertaining.

    • @Random_Debates1989
      @Random_Debates1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This movie is literally Mocking Jesus and god

  • @kronosbystander
    @kronosbystander 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love all the quips an asides in your recaps, most amusing.

  • @shoutamagatsuchi3076
    @shoutamagatsuchi3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Well, a wise man once said that such move like this when travelling back in time could damage the entire Spacetime continuum, and they don’t seem to take his advice seriously

    • @josephmccracken8286
      @josephmccracken8286 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he was truly wise he would know that time travel is not even possible

    • @parkwaythug819
      @parkwaythug819 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aye "doc" definitely knowz wut he's talkin bout. 😂😂😂

    • @CoolWhipGaming568
      @CoolWhipGaming568 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude I love back to the future

    • @AssdultSwiws
      @AssdultSwiws ปีที่แล้ว

      Question.


      Shouta?

    • @shoutamagatsuchi3076
      @shoutamagatsuchi3076 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AssdultSwiws Yes?

  • @Lestyrin
    @Lestyrin ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:56 that poor dude just got left behind💀🙏🏻

  • @otaku-kun9652
    @otaku-kun9652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This Movie is the definition of watching History Channel at 3am

    • @a-red_digit6644
      @a-red_digit6644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahhh the Used-To-Be-About-History-Channel

  • @MarkFranklin-l3p
    @MarkFranklin-l3p 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Accidentally creates the world’s first Time Machine”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That happens to me every single time!

  • @ZenoJohnSABAHAN
    @ZenoJohnSABAHAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Before my life today. I'm a sinner. I'm so regret. And then one night.
    I meet HIM in my dream. Very2 BRIGHTLY. I can't see HIS face.
    HE tell me. "I'm not punishing you, I just want you to know".
    But I don't know what that means.
    Then my life changes 100%. I have what i want today because of HIM.
    JUST PRAYING AND BELIVE HIM.🙏

  • @smokescream9978
    @smokescream9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Someday i will meet jesus and i will hug him and say thank you jesus for this wonderful life you gave to me. thank you for saving my soul. Amen!

    • @reyortiz1203
      @reyortiz1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amen

    • @Revolutionarysocialist
      @Revolutionarysocialist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadly you won't after death comes eternal Oblivion God Allah krishnu and all the other gods are man-made mythologies.

    • @pronounshismajesty3542
      @pronounshismajesty3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Revolutionarysocialist I was 15 once too

    • @Revolutionarysocialist
      @Revolutionarysocialist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pronounshismajesty3542 congratulations 🎉

    • @nivekv-halla4752
      @nivekv-halla4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nope you will return to the void whence you came from....

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    A bit illogical as there are so many time overlaps, but I thought it was okay. These are one of those silly movies. It's nice that they didn't hide God at all and Jesus was the main part of it and how they used the message, "bring light to darkness," which I thought was a nice touch.

    • @jarate8076
      @jarate8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cayenne Captain Ermm well actually they are technically contractors or mercenaries....

    • @daveblueballz6659
      @daveblueballz6659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jarate8076 🤓

    • @ghosthunter0404
      @ghosthunter0404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well considering how if you went back in time with how dimensions work up to the 13th dimension if you did go back and change something all you would do is create another version of reality but I'd jumped back to your time period and reality nothing would change because it's already set in stone there are infinite realities and just about everything has happened alternate you has probably died countless times probably still born, miscarriage all sorts of things. But you in this reality there is only 1 but maybe a reality close to ours is almost exactly similar to this one except maybe a different piece of sand landed on your shoes.

    • @successdibi
      @successdibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghosthunter0404 🤦

    • @juangringo3906
      @juangringo3906 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghosthunter0404 Drugs are bad Mkay.
      Source: 8th dimension me. Lol

  • @Peonies43
    @Peonies43 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The sarcastic laugh💀💀💀😂

  • @kojoasante5005
    @kojoasante5005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love the fact that the guy who helped Jesus carry his cross is called Simon.😂👍

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was wondering about that. mystery recapped totally missed that!

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK, "👍" Boomer!

    • @audreyhepburns
      @audreyhepburns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Cjnwdead meme

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@audreyhepburns the 👍 surely is!

    • @peresinde
      @peresinde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a crazy creator

  • @yeahnahman4217
    @yeahnahman4217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    My god the pitch for this must’ve been wild
    “I’ve got it! Time traveling terrorist assassins”
    “Who’s the mark?”
    “Jesus”
    “Holy shit balls, let’s do it”

    • @yunnayun9367
      @yunnayun9367 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what?

    • @ralphralpherson9441
      @ralphralpherson9441 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Later in development (smoking a joint): OOOH! I have a better idea! Let's make the good guys ALSO characters from the Bible! Two of the good guys can be the angels in the tomb, another will be the Simon who carried the cross!!
      OMG!! And the bad guys can be the thieves crucified with Jesus!!
      YES!!! Oh we have to make this movie!!
      ((Frankly, I wish they had just gotten the munchies and ate some cereal... because the movie was dumb AF))

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @antheazvobgo6925
      @antheazvobgo6925 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is soooo WILD!!!

    • @captaincomedian6320
      @captaincomedian6320 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great Scott, it's the Libyans! They found me! I don't know how, but they found me!

  • @Phase52012
    @Phase52012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Time travel movies/stories are such fun. My favourite (from 2000AD) is about the time traveller who goes back to 16th century England to meet Shakespeare; only to find no one has ever heard of him; so he takes it upon himself to rewrite all of Shakespeares plays and sonnets and poems which he memorised as a teen; but if he memorised them as a teen in the future; and then rewrote them from memory in the past; who actually wrote them originally? Then there's the "how to you make a time machine" question. Easy, create one tomorrow, then travel back in time one day and give it to yourself, before you created it. Easy.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's a twilight zone episode

    • @Phase52012
      @Phase52012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andreshernandez1180 - which one?

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Phase52012 well, there are a few with the same idea, one called Act Break from the 1985-86 season is about a playwright who goes back in time and becomes Shakespeare's servant and ends up writing Hamlet himself out of memory. Another one from 1985, The once and future king, has an Elvis look-alike/impersonator/fan going back in time and taking over Elvis' life which he can recreate completely because he knows it entirely.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Phase52012 speaking of recreated Twilight Zone episodes, there's a 2009 movie called The Box starring Cameron Diaz and James Marsden, it's based on “Button, button”, another episode from the 1985-86 season.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Phase52012 but on the paradox of "who actually wrote them originally?" there's a movie called Somewhere In Time starring Christopher Reeve (original Superman from movies) and Jane Seymour, I won't tell you about the plot but it poses a similar question, where did the pocket watch come from? It's a fun movie, watch it if you can, as for the "create one (time machine) tomorrow then travel back in time and give it to yourself" theory, you'd still have to create it at some point (in the future or present) so that you can go back in time and give it to your past self, if you don't create it your past self won't receive it, so there's no avoiding having to create it.

  • @brucecarter7418
    @brucecarter7418 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To paraphrase a wise time lord, "Time is not what you think it is..."

  • @Setupthemabomb
    @Setupthemabomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I know the movie will be cheesy, but damn, that scene at Jesus' tomb is so good in a chaotic way it deserve oscar or whatever christian movie flix equivalent

    • @ElmerAwesome
      @ElmerAwesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pretty sure movies that deny the resurrection don't tend to get christian movie awards

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ElmerAwesome depends how you define christian?

    • @jasoncoomer1226
      @jasoncoomer1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nicbentulan If you deny it, you ARE NOT one.
      *It's that simple*

    • @Hasnain1F
      @Hasnain1F 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh, this movie seems like a Christian apologist's wet dream. Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, but okay movie for the sake of entertainment. 😂

    • @elcidgaming
      @elcidgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ElmerAwesome It did not. Jesus actually ressurected here. I guess the reviewer did not watch it

  • @alexanderkloiber333
    @alexanderkloiber333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I guess this plot was written by an evangelical. I noticed that in most of those Christian B-movies everyone is obsessed with Jesus, God or Christianity in general, even the nonreligious opponents, instead of just not caring.

    • @snsmystic
      @snsmystic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who knows. But on the other side of the coin is that people who are atheists or "nonreligious" have more unfavorable views towards God and Christianity than Muslins, Hinduism or Buddhism or any other religions. Western world and "science" is so fixed on trying to disprove or mock the existence of God, while speaking admiralty or indifferently to pagan religions and Satanism. Where are the people that are so adamant to prove Satan doesn't exists?

    • @LightHawkAlchemist
      @LightHawkAlchemist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was my first thought

    • @roenin
      @roenin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly. And the villain and his villain story doesn't even begin to make sense. Muslims don't hate Jesus, they even think he is the messiah that will appear before the end of the world. Like, you need to be really flat earther level stupid to write such a poor movie. But I guess, it at least serves the purpose to entertain.

    • @mattvjmeasures
      @mattvjmeasures 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's religion for you. Utter nonsense. Some lovely architecture though.

    • @ChristianAuditore14
      @ChristianAuditore14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is funny cuz atheist love to kill christians

  • @ghost240x
    @ghost240x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I want whatever the writers were smoking when the wrote this😂😂😂

    • @extoyshred2957
      @extoyshred2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They weren't smoking they probably worked for pure Flix before writing this shit

  • @andrewberna4045
    @andrewberna4045 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can never take time travel seriously after Rick and Morty

  • @xoxo_dd886
    @xoxo_dd886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    That explains that we should never interfere with past events, things happen for a reason, if we go back in time and change what we didn't want to happen then it's going to lead to a major consequence in future

    • @jamaul1391
      @jamaul1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's not how time works lol, if time worked like this, it means we're living in a simulation, if this was to exist, traveling back would make a copy timeline which could be altered bit won't affect your reality cause it's separate

    • @christianorlando29
      @christianorlando29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@jamaul1391 depends on the time travel rule. You are using the "Multiple Timeline" rule where changing the past will create a new timeline and has no impact on the original timeline (Famously used in Avengers Endgame). There is also the "One Timeline" rule where changing the past will change the future like in Back To The Future or Lost.

    • @davidgiles4681
      @davidgiles4681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The timeline (as we know it) = a linear line.
      What you do in the past - will affect the future
      messing with the past messes with the future.
      Are there parallel timelines (connected through quantum links) and traveling that quantum link will then set another linear timeline (that only affects that quantum linked timeline)?
      That is still just a theory, and (so far as I know) not a single person has traveled those links to said parallel links.

    • @JMS-to3xb
      @JMS-to3xb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't put too much faith in our perception of time, or sci Fi movies. We have no idea what would happen and though I agree with you I would love to see what our world we be without the nonsense of religion.

    • @thamidudharshitha5515
      @thamidudharshitha5515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@jamaul1391 No one knows how time travel works. So don't watch too much Sci-Fi movies and think you are Einstein. If I may, those 4 movies represent different time travel theories.
      1. This movie/ Back To The Future (Future changes, if past changes)
      2. Dark (I cannot recall but its different)
      3. Avengers (Going back in time is also a path in timeline)
      4. Tenet (You rewind time. Like you rewind movies)
      So at the end, all of them are valid theories, but we don't know which one or will actually happen.

  • @themeditx
    @themeditx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Adam never fails to make a joke on the little things 😂

    • @bunnyrecaps1402
      @bunnyrecaps1402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha yeah

    • @leo.7594
      @leo.7594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well this whole film is a joke too lol

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Eve?

  • @Iluvantir
    @Iluvantir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Jesus died and rose again. We can't let that happen. Let's kill Jesus before he gets killed so that he doesn't get killed and rise again."
    Makes perfect sense.

    • @sonamtashi7706
      @sonamtashi7706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The villains believe Jesus to be a fraud who probably faked his death & then came back to fool his disciples.
      They probably thought killing Jesus before his crucifixion & dramatic resurrection would kill his legend.

    • @Iluvantir
      @Iluvantir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sonamtashi7706 There are a few things that are undeniable about Jesus: 1) he existed, 2) was a teacher in Judea in the 1st Century who had a large following among the common people, and 3) he died by full Roman Crucifixion. No-one with an ounce of historical knowledge would believe he faked his death, which would lead me to believe such people wouldn't have the sense nor expertise to develop a time travel plot of this type in the first place.
      It's either very bad, inept writing of the highest order (wouldn't really surprise me these days), or plain ignorance on the part of the writers. I'll be kind and assume ignorance rather than ineptitude.

    • @sonamtashi7706
      @sonamtashi7706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iluvantir Or maybe the villain thinks it’s the resurrection bit that was faked.
      Either way Jesus can’t have a dramatic resurrection if he doesn’t have a dramatic crucifixion & death. Jesus getting gunned down in the ass end of nowhere isn’t gonna start any legends.

    • @Iluvantir
      @Iluvantir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sonamtashi7706 Getting gunned down in the back end of the Roman Empire 2000 years, along with a whole mess of other people, then three days later walking around with bullet holes blasted through you - that's actually more dramatic and miraculous than the original story. For obvious reasons.
      And it's not so easy to brush off the resurrection. There are other historical facts that come into play, all accepted by historians who've looked into this question. The best (from an atheistic perspective) that can be said is "We don't really know what happened to answer these issues." And that is wobbly saying that.
      Why?
      Fact: Jesus died.
      Fact: Jesus followers ran and hid for their lives.
      Fact: Jesus' body vanished a few days later from the tomb.
      Fact: within weeks, those same scared, frightened men all started proclaiming Jesus had been seen alive and well.
      Fact: unbelievers in Jesus life before he died also claimed the same.
      Fact: avowed enemies of Jesus in his life ALSO claimed the same.
      Fact: these people, who either ran and hid, never believed to begin with, or hated the man, all DIED for the testimony that Jesus had risen.
      What answers all this?
      Did the followers steal the body? No - no-one dies for something they KNOW to be a lie. And disbelievers before are not going to be convinced to say they saw the man if this were a lie. Certainly not enemies.
      Did the Romans take the body? No - nothing to gain, and they wanted him dead. Why pretend otherwise? Easy to disprove the new legend that sprang up within weeks if so anyway.
      Did the Jewish leaders do so? No - again, nothing to gain. Also, if they HAD moved the body it would have been very easy to disprove the story when it came out bare weeks later.
      Did Jesus swoon and NOT die on the Cross? No - no-one survives a full Roman crucifixion. He was dead.
      Did Jesus have a twin brother? No - his mother, brothers, sisters, followers would have known.
      Did they crucify the wrong man? No - any Roman soldier who failed to ensure the condemned man was actually dead suffered the same penalty. None would have made that mistake, and Jesus would have been easy to finger at that point having been whipped and scourged into oblivion mere hours before.
      Aliens? Not even going to bother with this one.
      Time Travel? Same.
      Not so easy to wash away the idea of the resurrection, really. The Muslims have the best plan, and that is still a doozy:
      "It never happened, Jesus never even died, Mo-mo knew better 600 years after the events. I'm not listening."
      At least THEY are being honest enough to ignore all the facts.

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sonamtashi7706
      I dunno, Getting zeroed by a Glock in 33 CE is pretty metal and legendary.

  • @ImFreezerBurnCompared2Cool
    @ImFreezerBurnCompared2Cool 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sergeant- “Ok soldiers.. Your orders are to go back in time and kill Jesus.”
    Me-“Umm… that gonna be a hard NO SIR!”

  • @Cxmo007
    @Cxmo007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    My brain: Why tf can't they just use time machine to make things right?💀🔫
    Meanwhile me: yeah.....agreed🙂

  • @Into-The-Light
    @Into-The-Light 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This reminds me of two things
    1. The Terminator Try to save Jesus short film, (more like a comedy skit) and
    2. The War Machine asked the avengers why can't they just kill the infant Thanos.

    • @DanioPaskal
      @DanioPaskal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahh the classic terminator! Can't forget that

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg that terminator jesus thing! over a decade ago! good times. good times.

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nicbentulan what do you mean? Vegeta smacks him

    • @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan
      @HonestFarmerLigue1Fan ปีที่แล้ว

      because infant thanos is still too powerful for MCU Avengers.

    • @darkservantofheaven
      @darkservantofheaven ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a comedy skit on Madtv...

  • @fairytales3232
    @fairytales3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    So what this movie is trying to tell us is "humans can really make some shit up"

  • @ellessandraramsay1841
    @ellessandraramsay1841 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why I refuse to build a time machine. You just don't know what's going to happen.

    • @AmianteTarvoke
      @AmianteTarvoke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Also, due to inflation, the cost of flux capacitors has become outrageous!

  • @Mirpurmad
    @Mirpurmad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    00:10:24 Simon tries to convince Jesus not to go through with resurrection because he has seen the movie Passion of Christ lol

  • @idoman727
    @idoman727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    So he didn't budge when the lives of his parents were threatened, but gave up when his chic was?💀

    • @confidencerechel5546
      @confidencerechel5546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I commented smth similar like that's real bullshit dude

    • @bera2899
      @bera2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      CEO of simp

    • @Aalijah_Matyevna
      @Aalijah_Matyevna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr. You are with your gf for what 1, 2 or 3 years? But with your parents almost your whole life💀💀.

  • @vanessagalang4656
    @vanessagalang4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I mean...I would like to get a dinosaur with this time machine. 😂

    • @KristiContemplates
      @KristiContemplates 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prehistoric Park.
      2000's TV series.
      Highly recommended

    • @martonmeszaros1187
      @martonmeszaros1187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KristiContemplates
      I wish it got a 2nd season, that ending cliffhanger had me intrigued back then

    • @vanessagalang4656
      @vanessagalang4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KristiContemplates oh..I should check this out. Thank you!

    • @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa
      @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wonder what they tastes like. 🤔🤔

  • @f3ri_330
    @f3ri_330 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The reason Jesus died on the cross 2000 years ago is that we are sinners and we deserve hell, but Jesus was willong to die as an ultimate sacrifice for the humanity (past, prsent, future) so we can go to heaven if we repent from our sins, accept his sacrifice on the cross and make him the king of our lives. Eternal life in heaven is free, all you have to do is to accept Jesus as your saviour. No matter what happened in your life God can help ypu through it if you ask him for help. Put you have to humble yourself before Him.
    God bless you all!! 🙏🏻

  • @callme100ms8
    @callme100ms8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Legends says the cameraman is busy travelling to different timelines....

    • @Justsayingthat
      @Justsayingthat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @Whitneypyant
      @Whitneypyant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normie

    • @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa
      @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      May be now he is trying to stop Adam from eating the 🍎 or himself trying to eat that 🐍. I would have surely gone for 🐍. Just to see what happens next. 😅😅

  • @tomahawk8754
    @tomahawk8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This recap saved me from needing to go back in time to prevent myself from watching this movie.

  • @anumeetsingh6218
    @anumeetsingh6218 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That wicked laugh during your narration got me 😂

  • @davidbetancourt1of1
    @davidbetancourt1of1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It says in the Bible that God will no longer harm Humanity
    Humans will go instinct by themselves.

  • @rolandomontana1389
    @rolandomontana1389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Kill my parents but not my friends, heres the code" 🤣💀

  • @ansissksiwnsjs
    @ansissksiwnsjs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Either way my man Jesus was boutta rise

    • @mrmz3802
      @mrmz3802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He will shot to death with random people.

    • @redhead6415
      @redhead6415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really

    • @bhingardivetussharbhingard9036
      @bhingardivetussharbhingard9036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redhead6415 then were is this body answer

    • @shade9272
      @shade9272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ivan Ramos Fuentes The scriptures is based on reality as much as peter pan. Utter dark age myth nonsense. Never happened. Grow up.

    • @ansissksiwnsjs
      @ansissksiwnsjs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ruben O. nope, it’s a great deal.

  • @Dawn_Raider
    @Dawn_Raider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Brant was clearly distracted while driving, he killed his own family 😂

    • @caprice28
      @caprice28 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was the only one that found it kind of strange that he would have had to have been thrown from his car and he didn't have a single scratch on him?

  • @kasdepar
    @kasdepar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Boy am I glad time machines don't exist ! If they did, could you imagine the chaos they would cause ? Human greed has no limits 😕

    • @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa
      @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WTH are you talking about, if time travel exists we can finally taste what different dinosaurs taste like. 😅😅

    • @kasdepar
      @kasdepar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa 😁

  • @cewldood1
    @cewldood1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That must've been some strong stuff the writers were smoking while scripting his movie.

  • @Anxiety___
    @Anxiety___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This movie is much more confusing than physics problems 💀💀💀💀

    • @chadmolligan5418
      @chadmolligan5418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True lmao
      LIKE WTF
      Who fckin made this movie 🤦‍♂️

    • @Anxiety___
      @Anxiety___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chadmolligan5418 literally like wtf shit is even that

    • @alfredohumberto2222
      @alfredohumberto2222 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is not that confusing, but with the recap it is

  • @jakedy_boy451
    @jakedy_boy451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    They filmed the Jesus's tomb part really well to the extent that it is partially believable

    • @zSpirall
      @zSpirall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think that's the only part I like about the movie is the believability that that time Loop is what made it history.

    • @jakedy_boy451
      @jakedy_boy451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @elcidgaming
      @elcidgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The language barrier part was also believable. Most Christian movie won't even bother to do that obvious detail

    • @rdpaik
      @rdpaik ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t remember Israel being on a fault line. If the movie is implying God didn’t create the earthquake, then how was there one?

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zSpirall except according to the stories they specifically saw him rise and in the movie nobody did

  • @INTP_Apologist
    @INTP_Apologist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What about the post mortem appearances of Jesus? It completely ignores that. It can’t be hallucinations because group hallucinations can’t be if the same thing.

  • @akatendeka8882
    @akatendeka8882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dude truly got a time machine he can go back to time and save his fam

  • @DNOTSoGoodArtist
    @DNOTSoGoodArtist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I've never been having an headache while being entertained before..

  • @kazuhirala
    @kazuhirala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Hold on……wouldn’t he still be resurrected 3 days later regardless?

  • @astridediva
    @astridediva 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Writer: how confusing do you want the movie to be
    Producer: yessss

  • @lethabo.lately
    @lethabo.lately 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "That's some advanced sign language" 🤣🤣

  • @onomemisan
    @onomemisan ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Well...for me the morale of the movie - time is not given to us to manipulate, it is given to us for a fixed period for a purpose bigger than us. Once that purpose is found and we achieve it, we can call it "time well spent".

    • @goranmilic442
      @goranmilic442 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is nothing in reality, other than humans themselves, that gives purpose to humans. Any purpose any human have is man made.

    • @whitefox3189
      @whitefox3189 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres no proof that time has any higher purpose than the matter composing out bodies.
      The people here are just too dumb to properly use it.
      Any reasonable person would start with small changes and work up from changes from few hours, to days, to months, years and so on, not skip straight to changing a pivotal moment in history.

    • @lohxinkai3427
      @lohxinkai3427 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nahhh. Time was created by God. No humans can travel through time if not for God’s will.
      That’s why in Ecclesiastes 3:11 it is written :
      He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
      If humans is able to travel through time, then it means we would be able to understand the beginning till the end. Therefore, it would go against what god had done. Hence, time travel is never going to be possible.

    • @thinkinginsideout4053
      @thinkinginsideout4053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is predestination sh*t

    • @ericessama7163
      @ericessama7163 ปีที่แล้ว

      We’re not just ready to change…
      This is really sad than it looks 😮

  • @anhleroy
    @anhleroy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    BTW: Jesus isn’t a villain in Islam. He is considered divine and was saved by God (Allah is the same God just a different name in a different language). That could have been used to make a better plot.

    • @Raypermana
      @Raypermana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @V Cc hm

    • @Aalijah_Matyevna
      @Aalijah_Matyevna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly he was a Prophet of Allah(The God). He was supposed to be killed but he was taken to heaven by Allah and the person who came to assassinate Jesus or Prophet Isa got his face and was crucified instead. Jesus or Isa (As) will come back to earth b4 qiyamat to kill dazzal.

    • @zainamir5936
      @zainamir5936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correct

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Average western movies, what u expect 💀

    • @Aalijah_Matyevna
      @Aalijah_Matyevna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourgalhope163 uhm yea but it needs Islamic explanation too cuz the terrorist Ahmed was Muslim. Muslims believe Jesus as a Prophet not a son of God. Ahmed still believed in Islam but wanting to kill Jesus is absurd from that logic cuz he was a Prophet. He wanted to wipe out Christianity only but he was also violating Islam. You know.

  • @skipe94
    @skipe94 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine believing in Jesus so much you go back in time to prevent his crucifixion and resurrection so you go back in time and kill him in secret lol. At this point just submit to Jesus.

    • @Eren______
      @Eren______ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The other stupid thing is, Muslims believe in Jesus too. So this is more like an antisemitic Christian going back to kill David or something. Can’t believe how they gave this movie a green light.

  • @colormetakenaback
    @colormetakenaback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The ending is kinda cute. I'd like to imagine Jesus up there giving the assist. Like the extra power ranger. That's cute.

    • @alfredohumberto2222
      @alfredohumberto2222 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is not the real ending of the movie, the real ending is Ram traveling to the future and seeing that Ahmed clone Jesus, but the clone is evil and is in a war against the world using telekinesis, flying and with an army of undead

    • @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa
      @Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alfredohumberto2222 I would actually love to see this being made. We will have so much chaos in movie theatre. 🤣🤣🤣 would have to grab extra buckets of 🍿 just for the live entertainment alone.

  • @anycyclopedia
    @anycyclopedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's like the Phantom Stranger from DC Comics, instead of asking Jesus to bring his wife and child to live the Stranger whipped Jesus violently waiting for Jesus to curse him but Jesus said "Tarry this world until I came again" which gave the Stranger eternal life. BTW the movie is Assassin 33 AD

  • @RandA1220
    @RandA1220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wow, Mystery Recapped actually watched this whole movie?! He put himself through torture!

    • @vkeza
      @vkeza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I call passion. :)

    • @YannedeExplorer
      @YannedeExplorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats the. amw of movie

    • @vkeza
      @vkeza 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YannedeExplorer assassin 33 ad - Páscoa Negra

    • @elcidgaming
      @elcidgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a pretty good movie for a Christian flick. they even made the Language barrier realistic

    • @alfredohumberto2222
      @alfredohumberto2222 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not that bad, its actually much better than many actual marvel movies even the end of the movies sounds interesting for a sequel
      With the evil clon of Jesus in the future in a war against the world leading an army of undead, flying and with telekinesis

  • @DarthVader00674
    @DarthVader00674 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I gotta say this, the movie is severely mistaken #1 time travel will never be possible #2 Jesus was actually resurrected.

  • @dauhooheirs3372
    @dauhooheirs3372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Who is the deranged person who wrote this stupid plot?
    Why would any true Muslim wants to kill Jesus Peace and Blessings be upon him?

    • @Aalijah_Matyevna
      @Aalijah_Matyevna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A good and true Muslim won't choose violence or terrorism. It's rlly a movie where sick and twisted religious minded people are shown. Islam is about peace and murder is forbidden unless absolutely necessary or self defense.

    • @chiefreficul9774
      @chiefreficul9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ignorant christians that don't know islam is one of the 3 abrahamic faiths.

    • @Aalijah_Matyevna
      @Aalijah_Matyevna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourgalhope163 how come? If someone comes to murder me I will just get murdered? Murdering out of self defense is always acceptable bcz you are not the one at fault (if you didn't do anything).

    • @johnlop7763
      @johnlop7763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aalijah_Matyevna didn't your prophet mascaraed an entire jewish tribe?

    • @Aalijah_Matyevna
      @Aalijah_Matyevna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnlop7763 no those are rumors. Jewish people were respected in Islam. They are followers of Prophet Dawood(As). Jewish people were butchered by Hitler. He was a Christian. You can't disrespect a religion without knowing about it.

  • @ben.mp4143
    @ben.mp4143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This movie was an acid trip

  • @danteisgud
    @danteisgud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me and the boys trying to save jesus be like

  • @randypiedmonte7381
    @randypiedmonte7381 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They forgot that Jesus being the Son of God knew what was gonna happen before it did and gave Ahmed a heart attack before this idea formed 😀

  • @creestee08
    @creestee08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tomatoes? In jesus time? The level of research is astounding!

  • @Centrifuge14
    @Centrifuge14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:15 felt so weird, I forgot this was a real person 😂 it felt like seeing a robot have emotion

  • @stevkemp7
    @stevkemp7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1, How can you possibly think it'd be a great idea and in the long run end greatly for you to decide to travel back in time and kill the son of God? 2, how do you have a time machine and literally still show up late?? 3, I wanna know whoever pitched the idea for this plot, what their words were exactly. Some mysteries of life I guess we'll never know

    • @cupofjoen
      @cupofjoen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you watch the full movie, you'll get the answers. But I'll answer 1. Ahmed is a extremist jihad, that's why... He didn't think the consequences of altering the timeline because he's not a scientist, and he's a violent muslim leader of secret terrorist group.

  • @NANA-kd7yg
    @NANA-kd7yg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What film is this please?