Man Time Travels to 33AD to Save Jesus, But It Leads To Human Extinction in 2022 Earth
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
- While doing research, a group of young geniuses accidentally stumbles upon a secret terrorist plot to create a time machine to go back in time and change history.
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Let me get this straight. The bosses have a time machine and instead of going back in time to save their family, parents, etc, their main regrets in life, they try to kill jesus? Yeah makes total sense.
Common sense: hold my tomato🍅
no jesus, humanity will be destroyed. Which, I wanna destroy humanity aswell
@@Kaori-- oooou you’re so edgy and cool. Make a terroristic threat, I double dog dare you.
@@Kaori-- dude don't destroy humanity, just destroy the evil leaders, islam, north korea, most evil govt leaders. will you kill children and good people as well?
@@Pissguzzling I love how you act sarcastic but didn't even think first if they are joking or not
" They literally had a time machine, how did they screw that up"; In fact Mystery recap will never fail to entertain us
Hahahaha
10:00
It’s so hard to tell which comment copied whos
@@Malakite- I don't think anyone would care less. We're just gonna forget💀
Exactly hahahhahahah
Going back in time to kill jesus gotta be the biggest hater move I've seen 💀
And they still fail since jesus death is what god plan is they are fullfilling gods plan
Facts... Big hater energy..
@@superrazor7617 ikr lol the big f u would be to save him not kill him lol
@@superrazor7617 fun fact if something like this happens god would probably destroy earth
@@TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA depends saving jesus or killing jesus is the same thing
Hard to believe someone in management productions heard the pitch of this crazy story and decided to put a budget together to create it
It doesn't shock me at all because what if they were or are trying to do this and this is why there at war?
For a low budget romp I liked it. Usually they start off with the most wack story ever but by the end tie it together cleverly. The key is starting off with the most wack possible plot tho that is so bad people will watch just because they will see the synopsis and be like yo wtf…
A jew
They were like lets do it for the historical laugh
@@whatthepick This is a lot like a MAD TV script that went off the rails in a truly mind - numbingly *HORRENDOUS* fashion. " Did we do that ? " Steve Urkel. 😏🤗
They literally have the TIME MACHINE and they're LATE
Exactly!!
😂
Ikr
I mean like how tf is that possible? xD
And they go back with no weapons either. How were they intending on stopping the armed time travelers?
"they literally have a time machine, how did they screw that up"
exactly my thoughts
plot said :the good guys are winning make up a bs excuse to make them lose"
Couldn’t have made it an hour early?
Couldn't the radical nut jobs get the idea to go back in time save families. Instead of messing with time!!! Criminals are thick headed!
"they literally have a time machine, how did they screw that up"
exactly my thoughts
Hey, it's a movie and a shit happen! Lol.
@@hidetoshitakahashi3881 shit happens in alot movie for some reason
So the guy got into an accident in a a country side road which literally have no traffic, then he decided to fool around with his wife and not paying attention, then he looks for someone to blame?
Yes, pretty much that is.
Yep, i still laugh why he blame god for that 💀 i mean bruh he playing around in road with his wife
@@arc8218 If God is omnipotent and omniscient, then yes, you can blame God. In Christian theology, people are being punished today because their incredibly distant ancestor ate an apple; can't have it both ways. That was the point of Jesus' death: to pay the price for someone else's "sin". Real bronze age stuff.
@@duncreg I don't think you realize how dumb you sound after that first sentence
@@duncreg exactly. I don’t give a shit about God, never speak or pray to him but damn it if I need him he BETTER do something. Also someone needs to take the fall for me killing a child while drinking and driving. Why should it be me. It’s Gods fault. He could have forced me to make better choices. I want a God that forces me to do things. I don't want free will. 🙄
i like how even travelling back in time, history repeats itself. "If you really are the son of god you wouldve saved yourself"
That's originally what they mocked him for irl
So he's okay with his parents dying but caves once his friends are threatened. Makes sense.
I was actually waiting if someone will take note of that😹😹
Exactly bro. Like you gave in after your friends were supposed to be tortured or killed but not your parents 💀💀. He was a total simp for Amy his girlfriend for sure.
I think it was having to already deal with the loss of his parents, he could handle seeing anyone else die
that was exactly my thought but I think he was just tired of losing people that are close to him
@@wonderfulsallah1231 same here
"Simon tries to convince Jesus not to go through with the resurrection because he has seen the passion of the christ" 🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo
I really don't know how to feel about this movie.
😂😂😂
I feel like this is antichrist inspired.. notice Satan was the only one tryna stop Jesus from going to that cross .. bc of what he did we have a chance to be saved and returned to GOD and not have to be destroyed by him bc of our sins
so unserious 😭
and did not finish it. Jesus flames him for that too "if you finished my movie you would see that I walk away"
*mic drop from J
@@elcidgaming LOL
Brandt: (Literally CLOSES HIS EYES WHILE DRIVING and doesn't pay any attention to the road, thus dooming his entire family with his own negligence)
Also Brandt: "This is all God's fault!"
God have nothing role in it read - dragon in my garage paradox
God is also be the one pointed because they dont want to blame themselves, humans always wanted to point someone to what is wrongs, this is what humans all the time. Poor God always blamed
This illustrates why many of these chrisitan movies are flawed. They are based on this bizarre premise that all people who are not chrisitan hate god.
@@johnnyBrwn This isn't a Christian Movie 100% sure
Yeah, I don't think the boy is working with too many brain cells. Doesn't go back in time to tell himself to drive better.
I feel like Jesus would just look at you and instantly know you time traveled and probably send you back to your timeline soon as your eyes meet
Facts
nah, it'd be sooner
or he'd pull a matrix
So everybody got special powers huh....both sides sound so magically goofy
Nahhh. Time was created by God. No humans can travel through time if not for God’s will.
That’s why in Ecclesiastes 3:11 it is written :
He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
If humans is able to travel through time, then it means we would be able to understand the beginning till the end. Therefore, it would go against what god had done. Hence, time travel is never going to be possible.
exactly so stupid@user-nb7fo2us9t
Who the heck wrote this script, definitely deserves a smack in the brain
Smack in the brain is probably what led to the script
@@KristiContemplates 🤣🤣 you made my night
@@KristiContemplates 😂😂😂
I agree with you HAHAHAHAHA
yaa so horrible
kind of anti-christ
If I met Jesus I would definitely cry and hug him,I'd be so happy
@@pak3ton He’s real and I’d hug Him.
@@pak3ton ok don't mock his name if he is you so called 'fictional character'.
@@pak3ton oh you met him?
@@pak3ton biggest cap of all time
@@josuededeus1486 sopa do macaco
I laughed at the break in your narrative character when you chuckled and said how they could have screwed it up, haha
Thanks for the laugh! I'll check this movie out. It seems interesting
Sequel: Going back in time to stop Adam from eating that apple; then see what the present would look like.
Sequel to the sequel to the prequel: killing the snake
😂
Eating the snake!!!
Kick eve?
@@hackman669 Sending a Tsar Bomba on the snake!
This just might be the most insane, most convoluted movie plot I've ever seen. I've watched a lot of 80s cocaine plot driven nonsense but this takes the cake 😂😂
N the award for trash bin goes to😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah, it's a perfect example of Christian Movie Studio Films. This is actually tame for them.
@@CoolMrjames 15 minutes of my life that I'm not getting back.....
I think the "drug" fueling this film was something commonly called "the opiate of the masses" 😂
@@bulletproofair This isn't ANYTHING mass - produced. It's localized, confined weirdness..... This was a specialized new level of loony.
So, our protagonists were communicating in English with the folks in 33AD? 😂
I mean Jesus would be able to communicate with the protagonists but as with everyone else I guess so. 🤷♂️
Yea that’s don’t make sense to me as well 😂😂
These guys must have spoke Aramaic. Lol
@@hudjames11 IF Jesus even existed his native tongue would have been some form of ancient Aramaic, so unless the protagonist were fluent in that I'd say they could not have understood each other.
They must have borrowed the "Universal translator" from Star Trek
Wait a second that guy called Simon, without Jesus, he wouldn’t even be called Simon 😂😂
Usually Jesus saves us but this summer we'll have to save Jesus
Feels like a tropic thunder 2 movie trailer
😂😂😂😂
Queue terminator sounds
Time to pay for our sins
Now that’s a tagline!
A plot hole is that in Islam Jesus is a sacred prophet so for him to not know this he never knew very basic things about Islam, basically he has the same knowledge that a hillbilly has of Islam.
What's worse is without Judaism no Christianity and without Christianity no Islam. So if Jesus had never existed, there would have been no Islam; indeed, Jesus is also a prophet in Islam. This whole movie doesn't make any sense.
@@RemziCavdar This whole movie is blasphemy at greatest decree and an insult to Jesus to feed the western propaganda about Islam.
@@RemziCavdar in Islam god tell the future Prophet that will be born, so Jesus is still exist
@@RemziCavdar true Jesus did tell his disciples more or less, 'If I do not go the comforter will not come to you, but if I go I will send him to you' referencing "the Prophet" i.e. the Prophet Muhammad (saw).
@@RemziCavdar it depends mid east islam amd the water down western islam are different
Okay but wouldn't Ramm saving Brandt's family create a paradox, where the time machine wouldn't exist, therefore his family wouldn't be saved...
Not really since ram would still be hired
The only Change would be that the head security guard now would be Osama
I don't think Brandt has any major effect/input on the creation of the time machine. It was the scientists working for Ahmed
I think the time machine still gonna exist coz ram and bramdt not related i mean, they only meet at workplace (as ahmed worker), so i think time machine still gonna exist
The machine still exist, in the after credits scene, it's shown that the present Amy was badly injured by Ahmed's men and Ram tried to send her to the future hoping that she can be healed to soonest possible through the advanced medical technology of that time, but they ended up in a dystopian future where the Antichrist and his forces started rampaging in the city. Resistance fighters found them and took them to a safe place where they can be attended of their needs.
Yes
Not giving the code when your parents are being held hostage then killed.
*Giving the code when your friends are threatened*
The Simon dude being the Simon of Cyrene was pure genius
Thanks for mentioning that. I did not catch that.
Yes, that was an inspired bit of plot weaving!
The angels too
And (I forget the name) being the unnamed biblical figure who runs away basically naked. The creators of this film new the New Testament.
Simon with some gun skills ? Naah man he's Simon of Da Hood !
I'd have to be smoking mushrooms to be able to just sit through this movie, let alone, keep up with the timeline. Insane.
Mystery recaps really watches 2hr long movies just to explain it in 10 -15 min
Really appreciated 💕💕🎉🎉
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They can still make them small
@@kalyan6969 bro stf you are thirsty bhh
@@icantcallitlol7881 ok
@@icantcallitlol7881 what
what's the point of movies if you speedrun them all?
This movie is basically IT at a company. "Have you tried resetting the timeline to see if the issue resolves itself?"
I love how they tied in with the biblical historical timeline of events that really took place!
How do you know? Were you there?
@@enigma1863 I believe in science, physics, my own experiences, the great mystery of consciousness and the words of our ancestors. Maybe that isn't enough for you, but what you believe or doubt or live by doesn't concern me.
@@HKaorinHow old is earth according to u? And are dinosaurs real?!
@@HadEs5_3 The universe is estimated at 13.7 billion years old, Earth is thought to be 4.5 billion years old with life appearing around 4 billion years ago. Dinosaur and megafauna did exist; at that time the Earth had a higher concentration of atmospheric oxygen than it does today. It's known that a significant portion of the geological fossil record has been lost due to the subduction and cycling of tectonic plates.
What science doesn't answer is why we became people from stardust.
was honestly expecting the ending to be that him going back in time to try and stop them was what caused the accident in the first place, would have been genius if you ask me
That's good man
Yeah i was waiting for that.its like those stories where a soldier is sent back in time to supposedly kill hitler but it turns out they were sent back to kill the past version of themselves killing hitler to avoid a much worse outcome they created by killing hitler
That's Iron Man by Ozzy Osbourne.
That alternate ending is better!
i dont know how mystery recap sat through this movie without dying of something . it must have been excruciating to sit through.
thanks for your sacrifice
It felt like that at first but it was actually quite a fun movie
I sacrificed himself for our benefit, and then came back to read the script.
I'm Christian and I watched the movie right after I saw this video pop up on my recommended page. It has a lot of plot hole. But it's a good message after all. Forgiveness and faith. That's all. It's a unique movie lol.
11:04 there were no tomatoes in the old world until after 1500 ☠️
Thay wqs an apple😂😂😂😂.
... And tomatoes did not evolve in the last 500 years. You mean there were no tomatoes outside of south america
@@captainboingthats why he said old world as in everything outside the americas
nerd
even more, they were considered poisonous to humans for many years in the old world
This looks absolutely unintentionally hilarious.
11:13 I'll say it's a grave crime. Tomatoes originated in the Americas, so having one in 33 AD in the Middle East is a violation of Time Line Continuity!
I learn something new everyday. Thanks
Dang. This movie held up so well until the tomato thing
I thought that was a apple
It's a movie about time machine.... So Tomato travelled in time ..😅
@@tenyimi
Time? Yes
Space? Naaah
Interesting. Most of the Time Machine in the movies need to be destroyed and cannot be used, thus labelling the Time Machine as a device that shouldn’t be use to alter the past as it could erase and create different reality. Here, the Time Machine actually has a noble purposes by going back in time and save Brandt´s family.
Like it won’t erase it would Alter it instead
Saving Brandt’s family would alter the future so much, the universe would probably collapse unto itself. If he saved Brandt’s family, in the future he wouldn’t know about this and thus, a infinite paradox would be created which would be unbreakable.
@@official_fusion Not really. If you go back in time, and no matter how much or little you do was not already a part of your past, then you change the timeline simply by entering it and are thus completely alien to the now new timeline. The time you came from now no longer exists, nothing you do such as killing your parents would have any effect on you and there would be no way to return where you came from because it never existed.
@@official_fusion No because he said he send a letter to him in the past, so after saving Brandt's family he gives himself the instruccions to build the time machine and probably he give himself instruccions to travel to that same place and give himself the same instruccions
You didn't read the book or see the version that was (somewhat) faithful to the H.G. Wells book.
What a stupid plot believing that Muslims hate Jesus, when in fact he is central to the religion. There is really no Islam without Jesus, they just believe he’s a prophet and not a God himself
Sad thing is most people, Americans, don't get this. Even stranger folks do not take the time to research faiths before drawing conclusions.
I understand you don't believe that YESHUA is the son of GOD but we do! We believe that he was crucified and raised from the dead and you do not! You hate us for that, not YESHUA but to hate us, you hate him! I don't hate you however, I wish that Jews and Muslims alike for the sake of all the factual evidence supporting it, would understand that the events of YESHUA did happen verbatim and stop waiting for the Son of God and prophecy to be fulfilled when it already has been!
As a American I believe Jesus is the son of god and god sent his only son to die our sins
@@aaronrodden8121what you are saying is nonsense am sure as a child you was raised and brain washed with the idea that muslims hate christians and thats wrong, am a muslim if i kill you then i will go to hell, killing is only allowed to protect yourself from people who want kill you or rape your family or rob you,
we allowed to kill to defend our country from invaders
if i kill you coz i hate you thats a huge sin and i will go to hell
as a muslim i hate you for what? you have your faith and i have my faith,
as long as you dont try to kill me or invade my country or rob me or rape my family then if you dont do this then why should i hate you?
does that make any sense to you?
you were brainwashed
killing is a huge sin in islam
we dont hate anyone
Ya so they are wrong
Whoever thought up this plot knows how to captivate an audience.
As a Christian myself this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂😂😂, like whose idea was this script
Indeed😂
I like how the angles in the tomb are just random people from the future
As a Muslim, I believe the writer didn't know anything about Islam, such as its a branch from Abrahamic, just like Christianity. 🤦🏻♂️
The difference is Christian belief jesus is God. While, Islam believes jesus is prophet.
Seriously, wtf
@@muhammaduqbahahmadtermizi1252 this movie is from hell
Ur not really a Christian
Some of these movies may be low budget trash but when someone like this channel just reads out the script or plot they are actually really fking good and entertaining to listen to
They got cool ideas but even this movie contradicts itself so much. But the recap is interesting. The movie itself is complete trash tho lol
It is such a crazy movie
@@DagfariWhat's the name of it
I can’t imagine a person who thought it was a good time traveling screen play…
The dumbest timetravel movie ever
@@superrazor7617 i mean it does sound interesting tho.
@@heyhey8528 is sounds interesting but man they need better writers XD
@@heyhey8528 There are several time travel movies based on the premise that Jesus existed and someone wants to meet him. This is by far the most stupid one. The hunt for the hidden relic is at least more entertaining.
This movie is literally Mocking Jesus and god
I love all the quips an asides in your recaps, most amusing.
Well, a wise man once said that such move like this when travelling back in time could damage the entire Spacetime continuum, and they don’t seem to take his advice seriously
If he was truly wise he would know that time travel is not even possible
Aye "doc" definitely knowz wut he's talkin bout. 😂😂😂
Dude I love back to the future
Question.
Shouta?
@@AssdultSwiws Yes?
0:56 that poor dude just got left behind💀🙏🏻
he came back with jesus corpse
This Movie is the definition of watching History Channel at 3am
Ahhh the Used-To-Be-About-History-Channel
“Accidentally creates the world’s first Time Machine”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That happens to me every single time!
Before my life today. I'm a sinner. I'm so regret. And then one night.
I meet HIM in my dream. Very2 BRIGHTLY. I can't see HIS face.
HE tell me. "I'm not punishing you, I just want you to know".
But I don't know what that means.
Then my life changes 100%. I have what i want today because of HIM.
JUST PRAYING AND BELIVE HIM.🙏
Someday i will meet jesus and i will hug him and say thank you jesus for this wonderful life you gave to me. thank you for saving my soul. Amen!
Amen
Sadly you won't after death comes eternal Oblivion God Allah krishnu and all the other gods are man-made mythologies.
@@Revolutionarysocialist I was 15 once too
@@pronounshismajesty3542 congratulations 🎉
Nope you will return to the void whence you came from....
A bit illogical as there are so many time overlaps, but I thought it was okay. These are one of those silly movies. It's nice that they didn't hide God at all and Jesus was the main part of it and how they used the message, "bring light to darkness," which I thought was a nice touch.
@Cayenne Captain Ermm well actually they are technically contractors or mercenaries....
@@jarate8076 🤓
Well considering how if you went back in time with how dimensions work up to the 13th dimension if you did go back and change something all you would do is create another version of reality but I'd jumped back to your time period and reality nothing would change because it's already set in stone there are infinite realities and just about everything has happened alternate you has probably died countless times probably still born, miscarriage all sorts of things. But you in this reality there is only 1 but maybe a reality close to ours is almost exactly similar to this one except maybe a different piece of sand landed on your shoes.
@@ghosthunter0404 🤦
@@ghosthunter0404 Drugs are bad Mkay.
Source: 8th dimension me. Lol
The sarcastic laugh💀💀💀😂
I love the fact that the guy who helped Jesus carry his cross is called Simon.😂👍
i was wondering about that. mystery recapped totally missed that!
OK, "👍" Boomer!
@@Cjnwdead meme
@@audreyhepburns the 👍 surely is!
He's a crazy creator
My god the pitch for this must’ve been wild
“I’ve got it! Time traveling terrorist assassins”
“Who’s the mark?”
“Jesus”
“Holy shit balls, let’s do it”
what?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Later in development (smoking a joint): OOOH! I have a better idea! Let's make the good guys ALSO characters from the Bible! Two of the good guys can be the angels in the tomb, another will be the Simon who carried the cross!!
OMG!! And the bad guys can be the thieves crucified with Jesus!!
YES!!! Oh we have to make this movie!!
((Frankly, I wish they had just gotten the munchies and ate some cereal... because the movie was dumb AF))
Fr
This is soooo WILD!!!
Great Scott, it's the Libyans! They found me! I don't know how, but they found me!
Time travel movies/stories are such fun. My favourite (from 2000AD) is about the time traveller who goes back to 16th century England to meet Shakespeare; only to find no one has ever heard of him; so he takes it upon himself to rewrite all of Shakespeares plays and sonnets and poems which he memorised as a teen; but if he memorised them as a teen in the future; and then rewrote them from memory in the past; who actually wrote them originally? Then there's the "how to you make a time machine" question. Easy, create one tomorrow, then travel back in time one day and give it to yourself, before you created it. Easy.
that's a twilight zone episode
@@andreshernandez1180 - which one?
@@Phase52012 well, there are a few with the same idea, one called Act Break from the 1985-86 season is about a playwright who goes back in time and becomes Shakespeare's servant and ends up writing Hamlet himself out of memory. Another one from 1985, The once and future king, has an Elvis look-alike/impersonator/fan going back in time and taking over Elvis' life which he can recreate completely because he knows it entirely.
@@Phase52012 speaking of recreated Twilight Zone episodes, there's a 2009 movie called The Box starring Cameron Diaz and James Marsden, it's based on “Button, button”, another episode from the 1985-86 season.
@@Phase52012 but on the paradox of "who actually wrote them originally?" there's a movie called Somewhere In Time starring Christopher Reeve (original Superman from movies) and Jane Seymour, I won't tell you about the plot but it poses a similar question, where did the pocket watch come from? It's a fun movie, watch it if you can, as for the "create one (time machine) tomorrow then travel back in time and give it to yourself" theory, you'd still have to create it at some point (in the future or present) so that you can go back in time and give it to your past self, if you don't create it your past self won't receive it, so there's no avoiding having to create it.
To paraphrase a wise time lord, "Time is not what you think it is..."
I know the movie will be cheesy, but damn, that scene at Jesus' tomb is so good in a chaotic way it deserve oscar or whatever christian movie flix equivalent
Pretty sure movies that deny the resurrection don't tend to get christian movie awards
@@ElmerAwesome depends how you define christian?
@@nicbentulan If you deny it, you ARE NOT one.
*It's that simple*
Bruh, this movie seems like a Christian apologist's wet dream. Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, but okay movie for the sake of entertainment. 😂
@@ElmerAwesome It did not. Jesus actually ressurected here. I guess the reviewer did not watch it
I guess this plot was written by an evangelical. I noticed that in most of those Christian B-movies everyone is obsessed with Jesus, God or Christianity in general, even the nonreligious opponents, instead of just not caring.
Who knows. But on the other side of the coin is that people who are atheists or "nonreligious" have more unfavorable views towards God and Christianity than Muslins, Hinduism or Buddhism or any other religions. Western world and "science" is so fixed on trying to disprove or mock the existence of God, while speaking admiralty or indifferently to pagan religions and Satanism. Where are the people that are so adamant to prove Satan doesn't exists?
That was my first thought
Exactly. And the villain and his villain story doesn't even begin to make sense. Muslims don't hate Jesus, they even think he is the messiah that will appear before the end of the world. Like, you need to be really flat earther level stupid to write such a poor movie. But I guess, it at least serves the purpose to entertain.
That's religion for you. Utter nonsense. Some lovely architecture though.
That is funny cuz atheist love to kill christians
I want whatever the writers were smoking when the wrote this😂😂😂
They weren't smoking they probably worked for pure Flix before writing this shit
I can never take time travel seriously after Rick and Morty
That explains that we should never interfere with past events, things happen for a reason, if we go back in time and change what we didn't want to happen then it's going to lead to a major consequence in future
That's not how time works lol, if time worked like this, it means we're living in a simulation, if this was to exist, traveling back would make a copy timeline which could be altered bit won't affect your reality cause it's separate
@@jamaul1391 depends on the time travel rule. You are using the "Multiple Timeline" rule where changing the past will create a new timeline and has no impact on the original timeline (Famously used in Avengers Endgame). There is also the "One Timeline" rule where changing the past will change the future like in Back To The Future or Lost.
The timeline (as we know it) = a linear line.
What you do in the past - will affect the future
messing with the past messes with the future.
Are there parallel timelines (connected through quantum links) and traveling that quantum link will then set another linear timeline (that only affects that quantum linked timeline)?
That is still just a theory, and (so far as I know) not a single person has traveled those links to said parallel links.
Don't put too much faith in our perception of time, or sci Fi movies. We have no idea what would happen and though I agree with you I would love to see what our world we be without the nonsense of religion.
@@jamaul1391 No one knows how time travel works. So don't watch too much Sci-Fi movies and think you are Einstein. If I may, those 4 movies represent different time travel theories.
1. This movie/ Back To The Future (Future changes, if past changes)
2. Dark (I cannot recall but its different)
3. Avengers (Going back in time is also a path in timeline)
4. Tenet (You rewind time. Like you rewind movies)
So at the end, all of them are valid theories, but we don't know which one or will actually happen.
Adam never fails to make a joke on the little things 😂
Haha yeah
well this whole film is a joke too lol
What about Eve?
"Jesus died and rose again. We can't let that happen. Let's kill Jesus before he gets killed so that he doesn't get killed and rise again."
Makes perfect sense.
The villains believe Jesus to be a fraud who probably faked his death & then came back to fool his disciples.
They probably thought killing Jesus before his crucifixion & dramatic resurrection would kill his legend.
@@sonamtashi7706 There are a few things that are undeniable about Jesus: 1) he existed, 2) was a teacher in Judea in the 1st Century who had a large following among the common people, and 3) he died by full Roman Crucifixion. No-one with an ounce of historical knowledge would believe he faked his death, which would lead me to believe such people wouldn't have the sense nor expertise to develop a time travel plot of this type in the first place.
It's either very bad, inept writing of the highest order (wouldn't really surprise me these days), or plain ignorance on the part of the writers. I'll be kind and assume ignorance rather than ineptitude.
@@Iluvantir Or maybe the villain thinks it’s the resurrection bit that was faked.
Either way Jesus can’t have a dramatic resurrection if he doesn’t have a dramatic crucifixion & death. Jesus getting gunned down in the ass end of nowhere isn’t gonna start any legends.
@@sonamtashi7706 Getting gunned down in the back end of the Roman Empire 2000 years, along with a whole mess of other people, then three days later walking around with bullet holes blasted through you - that's actually more dramatic and miraculous than the original story. For obvious reasons.
And it's not so easy to brush off the resurrection. There are other historical facts that come into play, all accepted by historians who've looked into this question. The best (from an atheistic perspective) that can be said is "We don't really know what happened to answer these issues." And that is wobbly saying that.
Why?
Fact: Jesus died.
Fact: Jesus followers ran and hid for their lives.
Fact: Jesus' body vanished a few days later from the tomb.
Fact: within weeks, those same scared, frightened men all started proclaiming Jesus had been seen alive and well.
Fact: unbelievers in Jesus life before he died also claimed the same.
Fact: avowed enemies of Jesus in his life ALSO claimed the same.
Fact: these people, who either ran and hid, never believed to begin with, or hated the man, all DIED for the testimony that Jesus had risen.
What answers all this?
Did the followers steal the body? No - no-one dies for something they KNOW to be a lie. And disbelievers before are not going to be convinced to say they saw the man if this were a lie. Certainly not enemies.
Did the Romans take the body? No - nothing to gain, and they wanted him dead. Why pretend otherwise? Easy to disprove the new legend that sprang up within weeks if so anyway.
Did the Jewish leaders do so? No - again, nothing to gain. Also, if they HAD moved the body it would have been very easy to disprove the story when it came out bare weeks later.
Did Jesus swoon and NOT die on the Cross? No - no-one survives a full Roman crucifixion. He was dead.
Did Jesus have a twin brother? No - his mother, brothers, sisters, followers would have known.
Did they crucify the wrong man? No - any Roman soldier who failed to ensure the condemned man was actually dead suffered the same penalty. None would have made that mistake, and Jesus would have been easy to finger at that point having been whipped and scourged into oblivion mere hours before.
Aliens? Not even going to bother with this one.
Time Travel? Same.
Not so easy to wash away the idea of the resurrection, really. The Muslims have the best plan, and that is still a doozy:
"It never happened, Jesus never even died, Mo-mo knew better 600 years after the events. I'm not listening."
At least THEY are being honest enough to ignore all the facts.
@@sonamtashi7706
I dunno, Getting zeroed by a Glock in 33 CE is pretty metal and legendary.
Sergeant- “Ok soldiers.. Your orders are to go back in time and kill Jesus.”
Me-“Umm… that gonna be a hard NO SIR!”
My brain: Why tf can't they just use time machine to make things right?💀🔫
Meanwhile me: yeah.....agreed🙂
This reminds me of two things
1. The Terminator Try to save Jesus short film, (more like a comedy skit) and
2. The War Machine asked the avengers why can't they just kill the infant Thanos.
Ahh the classic terminator! Can't forget that
omg that terminator jesus thing! over a decade ago! good times. good times.
@@nicbentulan what do you mean? Vegeta smacks him
because infant thanos is still too powerful for MCU Avengers.
It was a comedy skit on Madtv...
So what this movie is trying to tell us is "humans can really make some shit up"
Some people are not smart enoug to write
@@superrazor7617 yep
Some people make shit movie
@@superrazor7617 ye
This is why I refuse to build a time machine. You just don't know what's going to happen.
Also, due to inflation, the cost of flux capacitors has become outrageous!
00:10:24 Simon tries to convince Jesus not to go through with resurrection because he has seen the movie Passion of Christ lol
So he didn't budge when the lives of his parents were threatened, but gave up when his chic was?💀
I commented smth similar like that's real bullshit dude
CEO of simp
Ikr. You are with your gf for what 1, 2 or 3 years? But with your parents almost your whole life💀💀.
I mean...I would like to get a dinosaur with this time machine. 😂
Prehistoric Park.
2000's TV series.
Highly recommended
@@KristiContemplates
I wish it got a 2nd season, that ending cliffhanger had me intrigued back then
@@KristiContemplates oh..I should check this out. Thank you!
I wonder what they tastes like. 🤔🤔
The reason Jesus died on the cross 2000 years ago is that we are sinners and we deserve hell, but Jesus was willong to die as an ultimate sacrifice for the humanity (past, prsent, future) so we can go to heaven if we repent from our sins, accept his sacrifice on the cross and make him the king of our lives. Eternal life in heaven is free, all you have to do is to accept Jesus as your saviour. No matter what happened in your life God can help ypu through it if you ask him for help. Put you have to humble yourself before Him.
God bless you all!! 🙏🏻
Legends says the cameraman is busy travelling to different timelines....
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Normie
May be now he is trying to stop Adam from eating the 🍎 or himself trying to eat that 🐍. I would have surely gone for 🐍. Just to see what happens next. 😅😅
This recap saved me from needing to go back in time to prevent myself from watching this movie.
That wicked laugh during your narration got me 😂
😅
It says in the Bible that God will no longer harm Humanity
Humans will go instinct by themselves.
"Kill my parents but not my friends, heres the code" 🤣💀
Either way my man Jesus was boutta rise
He will shot to death with random people.
Not really
@@redhead6415 then were is this body answer
@Ivan Ramos Fuentes The scriptures is based on reality as much as peter pan. Utter dark age myth nonsense. Never happened. Grow up.
@Ruben O. nope, it’s a great deal.
Brant was clearly distracted while driving, he killed his own family 😂
Was the only one that found it kind of strange that he would have had to have been thrown from his car and he didn't have a single scratch on him?
Boy am I glad time machines don't exist ! If they did, could you imagine the chaos they would cause ? Human greed has no limits 😕
WTH are you talking about, if time travel exists we can finally taste what different dinosaurs taste like. 😅😅
@@Ankit_Lakraaaaaaa 😁
That must've been some strong stuff the writers were smoking while scripting his movie.
This movie is much more confusing than physics problems 💀💀💀💀
True lmao
LIKE WTF
Who fckin made this movie 🤦♂️
@@chadmolligan5418 literally like wtf shit is even that
Is not that confusing, but with the recap it is
They filmed the Jesus's tomb part really well to the extent that it is partially believable
I think that's the only part I like about the movie is the believability that that time Loop is what made it history.
Exactly
The language barrier part was also believable. Most Christian movie won't even bother to do that obvious detail
I don’t remember Israel being on a fault line. If the movie is implying God didn’t create the earthquake, then how was there one?
@@zSpirall except according to the stories they specifically saw him rise and in the movie nobody did
What about the post mortem appearances of Jesus? It completely ignores that. It can’t be hallucinations because group hallucinations can’t be if the same thing.
Dude truly got a time machine he can go back to time and save his fam
I've never been having an headache while being entertained before..
Hold on……wouldn’t he still be resurrected 3 days later regardless?
ikr
Yes
Yup
IKR?
He would. So this movie is rather pointless
Writer: how confusing do you want the movie to be
Producer: yessss
"That's some advanced sign language" 🤣🤣
Well...for me the morale of the movie - time is not given to us to manipulate, it is given to us for a fixed period for a purpose bigger than us. Once that purpose is found and we achieve it, we can call it "time well spent".
There is nothing in reality, other than humans themselves, that gives purpose to humans. Any purpose any human have is man made.
Theres no proof that time has any higher purpose than the matter composing out bodies.
The people here are just too dumb to properly use it.
Any reasonable person would start with small changes and work up from changes from few hours, to days, to months, years and so on, not skip straight to changing a pivotal moment in history.
Nahhh. Time was created by God. No humans can travel through time if not for God’s will.
That’s why in Ecclesiastes 3:11 it is written :
He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.
If humans is able to travel through time, then it means we would be able to understand the beginning till the end. Therefore, it would go against what god had done. Hence, time travel is never going to be possible.
This is predestination sh*t
We’re not just ready to change…
This is really sad than it looks 😮
BTW: Jesus isn’t a villain in Islam. He is considered divine and was saved by God (Allah is the same God just a different name in a different language). That could have been used to make a better plot.
@V Cc hm
Exactly he was a Prophet of Allah(The God). He was supposed to be killed but he was taken to heaven by Allah and the person who came to assassinate Jesus or Prophet Isa got his face and was crucified instead. Jesus or Isa (As) will come back to earth b4 qiyamat to kill dazzal.
Correct
Average western movies, what u expect 💀
@@yourgalhope163 uhm yea but it needs Islamic explanation too cuz the terrorist Ahmed was Muslim. Muslims believe Jesus as a Prophet not a son of God. Ahmed still believed in Islam but wanting to kill Jesus is absurd from that logic cuz he was a Prophet. He wanted to wipe out Christianity only but he was also violating Islam. You know.
Imagine believing in Jesus so much you go back in time to prevent his crucifixion and resurrection so you go back in time and kill him in secret lol. At this point just submit to Jesus.
The other stupid thing is, Muslims believe in Jesus too. So this is more like an antisemitic Christian going back to kill David or something. Can’t believe how they gave this movie a green light.
The ending is kinda cute. I'd like to imagine Jesus up there giving the assist. Like the extra power ranger. That's cute.
This is not the real ending of the movie, the real ending is Ram traveling to the future and seeing that Ahmed clone Jesus, but the clone is evil and is in a war against the world using telekinesis, flying and with an army of undead
@@alfredohumberto2222 I would actually love to see this being made. We will have so much chaos in movie theatre. 🤣🤣🤣 would have to grab extra buckets of 🍿 just for the live entertainment alone.
It's like the Phantom Stranger from DC Comics, instead of asking Jesus to bring his wife and child to live the Stranger whipped Jesus violently waiting for Jesus to curse him but Jesus said "Tarry this world until I came again" which gave the Stranger eternal life. BTW the movie is Assassin 33 AD
Wow, Mystery Recapped actually watched this whole movie?! He put himself through torture!
That's what I call passion. :)
whats the. amw of movie
@@YannedeExplorer assassin 33 ad - Páscoa Negra
its a pretty good movie for a Christian flick. they even made the Language barrier realistic
It's not that bad, its actually much better than many actual marvel movies even the end of the movies sounds interesting for a sequel
With the evil clon of Jesus in the future in a war against the world leading an army of undead, flying and with telekinesis
I gotta say this, the movie is severely mistaken #1 time travel will never be possible #2 Jesus was actually resurrected.
Who is the deranged person who wrote this stupid plot?
Why would any true Muslim wants to kill Jesus Peace and Blessings be upon him?
A good and true Muslim won't choose violence or terrorism. It's rlly a movie where sick and twisted religious minded people are shown. Islam is about peace and murder is forbidden unless absolutely necessary or self defense.
ignorant christians that don't know islam is one of the 3 abrahamic faiths.
@@yourgalhope163 how come? If someone comes to murder me I will just get murdered? Murdering out of self defense is always acceptable bcz you are not the one at fault (if you didn't do anything).
@@Aalijah_Matyevna didn't your prophet mascaraed an entire jewish tribe?
@@johnlop7763 no those are rumors. Jewish people were respected in Islam. They are followers of Prophet Dawood(As). Jewish people were butchered by Hitler. He was a Christian. You can't disrespect a religion without knowing about it.
This movie was an acid trip
Me and the boys trying to save jesus be like
Normie
@Dank It's a joke
They forgot that Jesus being the Son of God knew what was gonna happen before it did and gave Ahmed a heart attack before this idea formed 😀
Tomatoes? In jesus time? The level of research is astounding!
1:15 felt so weird, I forgot this was a real person 😂 it felt like seeing a robot have emotion
1, How can you possibly think it'd be a great idea and in the long run end greatly for you to decide to travel back in time and kill the son of God? 2, how do you have a time machine and literally still show up late?? 3, I wanna know whoever pitched the idea for this plot, what their words were exactly. Some mysteries of life I guess we'll never know
If you watch the full movie, you'll get the answers. But I'll answer 1. Ahmed is a extremist jihad, that's why... He didn't think the consequences of altering the timeline because he's not a scientist, and he's a violent muslim leader of secret terrorist group.
What film is this please?