Everything Wrong With Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets

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  • @aimeemitchell9343
    @aimeemitchell9343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6867

    Imagine if when voldemort says " Harry Potter. The boy lived, come to die" and I then the magic car comes out and runs down Voldemort.
    19 years later
    " Ford Anglina Potter, you were named after the bravest car I ever knew"

    • @ayushrajmehrotra1318
      @ayushrajmehrotra1318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Aimee Weasley that comment is the best I have come across ages. Made my day😂😂😂

    • @Onsvaltti
      @Onsvaltti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Aimee Weasley oh my god. I would have died laughing.

    • @aodhanbrannigan22
      @aodhanbrannigan22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      hahaha

    • @luisoma2775
      @luisoma2775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Best thing I've read in years 😂😂

    • @aurorauplinks4703
      @aurorauplinks4703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      that would actually work.... voldemort cant kill the car and his defenses are for living things presumably

  • @jamescallanan2443
    @jamescallanan2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Missed sin: The Weasley clock has dentist on it but in Half Blood Prince several wizards show they don't know what dentists are

    • @gabriellel1118
      @gabriellel1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      but the Weasley family is a family of "muggle-loving traitors'

    • @jamescallanan2443
      @jamescallanan2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@gabriellel1118 In Order of the Phoenix, Ron shows he doesn't understand what doctors are. At best you could say that Arthur included the dentist and the others just humour him.

    • @gabriellel1118
      @gabriellel1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jamescallanan2443 oh yeah, that does make the most sense out of anything you could come up with

    • @gabriellel1118
      @gabriellel1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Kefou Kefak yea, which is why I said the other guy's explanation made the most probably sense out of all the theories possible

    • @hiddencitypictures
      @hiddencitypictures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your observation but he doesn't care about the books.

  • @nicholasjohnston1970
    @nicholasjohnston1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3911

    I love how you sin the fact that they teach useless spells as if school in real life doesn’t teach you useless facts

    • @owenmitchell1469
      @owenmitchell1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Some stuff school teaches is actually useful

    • @owenmitchell1469
      @owenmitchell1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Also in Harry Potter if a spell was useless why would they invent it

    • @raccoonman4691
      @raccoonman4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Owen Mitchell anime is useless why was that invented

    • @owenmitchell1469
      @owenmitchell1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ben Thatcher it’s a form of entertainment dummy

    • @leondsouza8598
      @leondsouza8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@owenmitchell1469 yes, like mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @sherreoz5399
    @sherreoz5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3886

    Imagine watching netflix with this dude

    • @Maverick_Jones45
      @Maverick_Jones45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Good point there Bro
      This Dude won't shut up if u watch Netflix with him

    • @Rainydaz3
      @Rainydaz3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Harrry Potter isn't about the movie, it's about the magic and power of the story being told in the hearts of the public. Diversity, right, wrong, respect, love and friendships.

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Rainydaz3 Diversity?

    • @luans.40
      @luans.40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turnip Yes. There were those things in the books

    • @thenotcast3590
      @thenotcast3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luke Mills wait weren’t theses movies made before 2010 tho? No hate, just a sincere question.

  • @REIDAE
    @REIDAE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3613

    McGonagall's spell turned a bird into a goblet so why can't they use the same spell on voldemort and turn him into a harmless dinner plate or something

    • @ceaserbones
      @ceaserbones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      XD

    • @txnvim
      @txnvim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Sergeant Johnson because of his horcuxes

    • @jessicarada503
      @jessicarada503 9 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Tanvi Mishra but the horcuxes prevent voldemort from dying but they don't prevent him for changing shape because he would still be alive

    • @txnvim
      @txnvim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Alexandra Lee​ true, but even if u smashed the goblet. He would be alivr

    • @bileygr1116
      @bileygr1116 9 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Tanvi Mishra they don't need to smash the goblet,if voldemort would be turned into a goblet he could't do anything.just standing around and...do nothing...

  • @rainjoyce8678
    @rainjoyce8678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Moral of the story: NEVER go into the Chamber of Secrets rooster-less.

    • @tiddyattacker5786
      @tiddyattacker5786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      No wonder Hermione brought Ron with her in the final book. He was a chicken!

    • @evelyn-ff3ks
      @evelyn-ff3ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ginny killed the roosters

    • @Robbnlinzi
      @Robbnlinzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cocks out for Harry-bae

    • @bforthigh1617
      @bforthigh1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a useful lesson.

    • @gabriellesmith8538
      @gabriellesmith8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ginny kills Hagrid’s roosters and uses their blood to paint the bloody messages on the walls so there isn’t any roosters on school grounds

  • @unknowncreature-0069
    @unknowncreature-0069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    Also, even most youtubers don't answer comments on their videos and yet lockheart is answering ALL of his fanmail

    • @cinansnickem228
      @cinansnickem228 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      That's because youtubers actually have stuff to do

    • @defooriginalcontent3958
      @defooriginalcontent3958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chara Dreemurr You somehow have 2 subscribers. Why? UNDERTAIL! (To clear the shitstorm, I genuinely like undertale but MOST of the community is shit)

    • @ngumlovered7566
      @ngumlovered7566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chara Dreemurr Did the book say that?

    • @alieninthevideo441
      @alieninthevideo441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Lockheart is the guy who tries to pass an oral exam by taking all his knowledge from Wikipedia. he has time to answer his fan mail.

    • @squishthatcat2609
      @squishthatcat2609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yup

  • @rafagutifake9003
    @rafagutifake9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    You forgot when Mister Weasley asked the boys when they got home if the car was working instead of getting angry : "Mom is mad but Dad thinks it's cool" cliché

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      haha that is right!

    • @aredhanush2300
      @aredhanush2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would say that Harry Potter played it a little better than to call it cliche, plus its shown in the books, its the character itself whose like that..

  • @kinghaza2440
    @kinghaza2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    Maybe Ron couldn’t turn his rat into a cup because it was actually peter

    • @nicolemay4964
      @nicolemay4964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Wait what would have happened if pettigrew turned into a cup🧐

    • @sheaiamthebest9225
      @sheaiamthebest9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@nicolemay4964 in the first train ride on Hogwarts ron tries to turn his rat yellow

    • @stone1290
      @stone1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm quite certain that's a school rat, not a students "pet"

    • @jacksonsainsbury9457
      @jacksonsainsbury9457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yooo imagine peter hiding as a rat and one day transforms into a half rat half goblet and then panicking and turning into a human

    • @kinghaza2440
      @kinghaza2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jackson Sainsbury That would be quite funny actually ahha

  • @FearlessStar1000
    @FearlessStar1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    One thing that was wrong that they didn't point out in this is that on the Weasley's clock, one of the labels around the edges was "dentist" (it was right before the label "home") however in the 6th movie, Hermione tells a room full of wizard's at Professor Slughorn's party that her parents are dentists, and then she has to further explain exactly what dentists are and do, meaning there are no dentists in the wizarding world. So what's that label doing on the clock of a pure-blood, all-their-life wizard family?

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      I like to imagine that was Arthur's doing. "It appears that there's one spot missing on our board, dear. There's this muggle place that I have heard of known as 'the dentist'. I haven't a bloody clue what that could be, but it seems like the perfect thing to put there" and possibly secretly watching it, because if one of his children's faces happen to land on this one he has full reason to question them about it thoroughly.

    • @FearlessStar1000
      @FearlessStar1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Silentgrace11 That is genius. I will never be able to unthink that everytime I watch Chamber of Secrets haha :P

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      FearlessStar1000 Haha well I'm glad to be of service x3

    • @speedfreakfrank
      @speedfreakfrank 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Remember its Arthur's job to investigate/learn things about muggles so he probably found out what it is and put it on there.

    • @pbandjake7737
      @pbandjake7737 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FearlessStar1000 not everyone is good at teeth spells

  • @Raven-fp5ic
    @Raven-fp5ic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    "make sure to speak very clearly!"
    harry: dida;gnd alhgeuoay

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      How Harry would've said it in philosopher's stone:
      Daicjiaijdjiigon airudjjsjxhjloalpey

    • @henriliimatainen8701
      @henriliimatainen8701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raven889 im cryinf

    • @jessicawilliamson1916
      @jessicawilliamson1916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      200 like!!

    • @torkoal1062
      @torkoal1062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Raven889 in the book he actually gets ash caught in his throat.

    • @pmolqrcd3370
      @pmolqrcd3370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Diagonally

  • @JediJames21
    @JediJames21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    The worst sin in this movie is that when Harry and Ron find out everything important about the chamber/basilisk, when they could create an avenger level wizard team up of Hogwarts teachers, they dont. Instead they kidnap the most useless person they could find, and he attacks them for it

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would would have been better to have at least told a number of the key ones in the series, but, because of who was waiting, possibly not Snape, to at least get them to lend you something if not come with. And even at that, they could have gotten more of the students involved. Jeremy and the page noted they could have just brought a rooster.

    • @tasmayshah5539
      @tasmayshah5539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they tried to tell dumbledore but mcgonogall stopped them as he was no longer in office but on his way to the ministry or something. Nobody else would believe him. And this way the get to paint Harry as a hero yet again.

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@tasmayshah5539 you’re thinking of the first film.

    • @DarthViperious
      @DarthViperious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also, did none of the teachers ever try to find out what the creature is or talk to moaning Myrtle?

    • @JediJames21
      @JediJames21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DarthViperious unionized cinema sins. For when sins slip thru the cracks

  • @pigwiggy355
    @pigwiggy355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    I just realized something sin-worthy, at 0:52 the Weasley clock CLEARLY shows there's a dentist option, BUT, in the Half-Blood Prince we hear Slughorn and all the other magical people ask Hermione what dentists are and what they do. So what I'm trying to say is that THERE IS A MASSIVE PLOT HOLE IN HARRY POTTER

    • @Lost-and-found199
      @Lost-and-found199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sean Wei holy f*ckin sh*t

    • @BelatedAudio
      @BelatedAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You deserve a lot more attention for saying this.

    • @sherry7mist
      @sherry7mist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You had the same question as this guy: scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/60829/why-does-the-weasleys-clock-have-a-dentist-setting

    • @justabitch4671
      @justabitch4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well shit

    • @hestia7542
      @hestia7542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      In the movie yeah... but not in the books

  • @QKnightZ
    @QKnightZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Dumbledore hired Lockhart because no one else would take the job, because of the curse Voldemort placed on the job after he didn't get it years earlier

    • @MihirBeeharry
      @MihirBeeharry 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it is like the Percy Jackson oracle thing? I call rip-off

    • @soporificsloth23
      @soporificsloth23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Mihir Beeharry The Harry Potter books were out way before Percy Jackson.

    • @connertobey6436
      @connertobey6436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Mihir Beeharry you do realize that Percy Jackson copied Harry Potter

    • @user-sh6mm7ps4j
      @user-sh6mm7ps4j 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Mihir Beeharry well Harry Potter came out before percy jackson so I call rip off 🙂

    • @MihirBeeharry
      @MihirBeeharry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Conner Tobey That is what I meant .-., the percy jackson ripped it off HP

  • @aderinog
    @aderinog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    "only 6, including a dwarf"
    that's dwarfist

    • @Robbnlinzi
      @Robbnlinzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aderinsola Ogunlabi ding

    • @mamudere67
      @mamudere67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And this asshole filch

    • @ziqinchen2629
      @ziqinchen2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mamudere67 That's squibist

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ziqinchen2629 Who cares about a fooking Squib

    • @satoshirei4242
      @satoshirei4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bro That’s racist [Ding]

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    1:00 - let's be honest, did you know what your friend's parents did for work?

  • @kkcap12
    @kkcap12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Cinemasins: “I don’t believe in a magic car that somehow knows its owner is in danger and comes roaring in to save the day”
    Me: Transformers

    • @The-ct1xq
      @The-ct1xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Magic car ex-machina

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LATER, THE INTRODUCTION OF AURORS CREATES A MASSIVE HUGE SUPER-BIG HYPER-PLOT-HOLE!!
      There is totally a profession specialized in this. There are literally Armys that you can call when you have a Basilisk Problem or any Problem with Dark Magic at all.
      WOW!

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kayla Kennedy, That’s technology. Foreign technology. NOT magic.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Transformers are robots that can turn into cars though. They're not cars themselves.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GenocidalSquid Yep! They have stuff in Europe that the U.S. can't even comprehend! Have you seen any American manufacturers come up with anything even close to the VW Beetle?

  • @theaquarius194
    @theaquarius194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    come on, he can't sin the actor that played dumbledor for dying.

    • @joey_ramone_96
      @joey_ramone_96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I kinda took that sarcastic "I hope.." as he wished it didn't happened tbh

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I think it’s more how the different actor portrayed Dumbledore so differently.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@nevermore7285 Agreed. The original Dumbledore seemed more mysterious and Merlin-like to me. The new Dumbledore seems to have more of a powerful sense to him.

    • @avasrandomstuff-bruh2.0
      @avasrandomstuff-bruh2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed. He should not.

    • @waynejohnson1786
      @waynejohnson1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes he can and that's what makes this channel great

  • @izabellehilderbrand8685
    @izabellehilderbrand8685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    I love the casual note saying "The Books Do Not Matter"

    • @Vergil99628
      @Vergil99628 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @fallsonofander8107
      @fallsonofander8107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same lol

    • @PlayfulFruitLPer
      @PlayfulFruitLPer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      in film they don't, a film needs to stand on its own merits because a large portion will not have read the books.

    • @arellano5845
      @arellano5845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only movies that come to mind that have stood on their own without the books are The Lord of the Rings

    • @mattholden129
      @mattholden129 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      M. Fi

  • @yousureboutthat1271
    @yousureboutthat1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "How does she know which student it was?" Well, Ginny was in her house, and had numerous classes with her, so she probably noticed Ginny was gone, and figured that was who it was.

    • @VinodhBallout6711
      @VinodhBallout6711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice catch!!! Now would you like to disprove the other 82 sins??

    • @yousureboutthat1271
      @yousureboutthat1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@VinodhBallout6711 Thank you, but no lol

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@VinodhBallout6711 I can't do them all, but here's what I have lol
      2. Dobby brought the letters AS PART OF his attempt to get Harry not to go back to Hogwarts. He literally explains this.
      4. Um, simply, yes. It was completely possible for Harry to hear it. All you need is for him to be a light sleeper.
      5. Just senseless. Sinning someone for saying people's names in surprise is dumb.
      13, 14, 15. It could be argued that there's a distracter spell on things like this to prevent Muggles from noticing. They notice Harry and Ron crash because the barrier went up so they never passed through the potential distracter spell.
      16. Well, yeah, if magic were real, maybe it could. How would you know? Magic isn't real, so we can't determine how it would or would not malfunction, can we?
      19. They weren't that much later, actually. Everyone's at the feast, and that's literally where they go directly from the train as soon as it stops.
      21. The camera angle you're referring to hardly even displays the ceiling at all. The panel on the far right is above the top of the viewpoint so it's impossible to tell whether it's open or not. As for the left panel with the beanstalk, we can see the SAME beanstalk in the next shot again, and it goes up behind one of the slats holding up the roof, which blocks the second panel from view, so it technically COULD be open, just not visible.
      25. Probably because he thought students would be easy to fool into thinking he was legit? Most other career choices would land you around many more adults than those at Hogwarts, and unless you bounced quickly from job to job, such people would unmask you pretty quickly.
      31. She's just doing it for the theory. I didn't see you sinning the kids learning how to make feathers float in the first film.
      32. Filch is a Squib. You clearly outlined this with the three panel shot earlier. Attacking Mrs. Norris clearly would be meant as a punishment to Filch (it's just an accident of course, but that's still the way her attack should have been perceived).
      34. The wand chooses the wizard. It's extremely difficult to just find a spare wand laying around that'll decide, yeah sure, why not let this random stranger who just found me in a broom cupboard become my new master.
      39. If Snape was the one who could have stopped the snake from attacking Justin, then why didn't he stop the snake AS it was about to attack Justin? Why'd he wait until Harry startled everyone with Parsletongue first?
      43. Seeing as all three glasses contain identical amounts, it could be easily figured that Hermione only needed to measure by pouring a certain number of ladles into each one, like four or five. Maybe the ladle itself is the measurer.
      49. See above comment
      50. The Defense Against the Dark Arts job is pretty jinxed, isn't it? Lockhart's probably the only one who WANTED to take the job. Dumbledore might have had no choice.
      53. He literally explains seconds later that he's taking power from Ginny, and that's why he's more solid. He wants to talk to Harry and find out why he survived the initial attack, and that's why he's waiting.
      66. While this does make sense, if you give it some thought you realize that it's probably not possible to teach all the students the same techniques since Hogwarts contains wizards who are as young as eleven years old and just beginning. It's logical that they'd have to start with the basics. When there's a creature or killer going around attacking people, you can't just immediately teach kids the most advanced things to deal with a monster. Plus, they don't know it's a monster, some still suspect a person.
      72. What is the sin here exactly? It doesn't address anything except the next part of the plot. There's nothing wrong with it.
      79, 80. These are the same sin, just explained in more detail and then re-sinned. It should still just be one.
      82. You couldn't figure out that they were just trying to get Lockhart out of their hair for the time being?

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd assume that McGonagall went straight to the staff room and ordered an evacuation after seeing the message saying "she" had been taken. There's no feasible way for her to know it was Ginny unless she did a head count before she ordered the evacuation (which she didn't) or if she went into the Chamber herself (which she couldn't)

    • @Gimdxtr
      @Gimdxtr ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Bro-cx2jc he's just padding the sin coun with 79 and 80.

  • @eyeglitcher6766
    @eyeglitcher6766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    3:27 Wait, i just realised WormTail was a goblet at one point

    • @otaku3OBSESSION
      @otaku3OBSESSION 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Human transfiguration is actually very difficult so I’m relatively impressed.

    • @stone1290
      @stone1290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explain!?

    • @kleptokinesis8391
      @kleptokinesis8391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unlimited Stone9 I think they mean 4:27

    • @stone1290
      @stone1290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazed oh ok, that's false anyways

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Otaku Obsession wormtail is an animagus, he's not using transfiguration

  • @paperman8583
    @paperman8583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    Harry Potter and the Rock
    Harry Potter and the scary snake
    Harry Potter and the escaped murderer
    Harry Potter and You know who returns
    Harry Potter and Everybody has a haircut
    Harry Potter and Dumbledore dies
    Harry Potter and the horcruxe hunters 1,2

    • @hydrahunter4629
      @hydrahunter4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Basically, all the honest descriptions for the movies/books

    • @ginnypotter463
      @ginnypotter463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @razorblade4645
      @razorblade4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      3rd one is actually "Innocent prisoner"

    • @paperman8583
      @paperman8583 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Razor Blade he still killed

    • @razorblade4645
      @razorblade4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@paperman8583
      No, only when needed. Never killed innocent people.
      Also, you don't need to write "You know who" in the title. "Voldemort returns" works nicely.

  • @Chronic.Pivoter
    @Chronic.Pivoter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I've always thought Dumbledore hired Lockhart to publicly expose him.

    • @jeidafei1165
      @jeidafei1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, it's explained in Pottermore.

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Well then Dumbledore doesn’t care about his students education

    • @jeidafei1165
      @jeidafei1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@jaimelannister1797Dumbledore's reasoning was something along the lines of "Bad teachers can still give you a lesson: They teach you not to be like them." But yeah it's debatable whether that's worth enough to sacrifice a whole year of education over.

    • @porgzs3208
      @porgzs3208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jaimelannister1797 yeah dumbledore is stupid

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jaimelannister1797 He's portrayed as a genius but really Dumbledore is the senile old idiot he supposedly only pretends to be. "Oh I'll risk this guy wiping the memories of my students and teachers just to expose him as the fraud he is." Then there's the excuse he uses to keep Snape around which is supposedly to teach the kids that some teachers are just horrible. Nah Dumbledore. It's because you need him as your inside man in the Death Eaters.

  • @jonasrichtervoiceacting1371
    @jonasrichtervoiceacting1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    "Hogwarts is no longer safe". Oh, just like it was right from the start?

    • @raijyn2452
      @raijyn2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      facts

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LATER, THE INTRODUCTION OF AURORS CREATES A MASSIVE HUGE SUPER-BIG HYPER-PLOT-HOLE!!
      There is totally a profession specialized in this. There are literally Armys that you can call when you have a Basilisk Problem or any Problem with Dark Magic at all.
      WOW!

    • @jopadvi
      @jopadvi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The same thing I was thinking when Sirius said that in “Goblet of Fire”

    • @royalpain9281
      @royalpain9281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Least a basilisk wasn’t released just a psycho teacher and a TROLL IN THE DUNGEON

    • @muratyldrm3543
      @muratyldrm3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait wait wait... if the restricted section of the library was really locked and restricted... would voldemort learn about the horcruxes at all? like how is that smart

  • @blxssfulrose1186
    @blxssfulrose1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    I am Lord Voldemort
    *And You’re Watching Disney Channel*

  • @sandrahenriksson6257
    @sandrahenriksson6257 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    you should've added a sin like: "Oh, look, there's a twelve-year-old driving a car."

    • @sandrahenriksson6257
      @sandrahenriksson6257 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when ron was drving the magic car

    • @sandrahenriksson6257
      @sandrahenriksson6257 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      well, yeah, but later, when they missed the train

    • @niewesoa5299
      @niewesoa5299 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +DBZCOURT Well, Fred and George were fourteen back then, so it doesn't really change anything (when it comes to that specific scene).

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +DBZCOURT ah! to young to be driving under muggle law!

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *****
      come to think of it i've just remembered that the wizarding world has no cars, the only reason rons dad has one is because of his connection with muggles due to his role in the ministry of magic, and since the wizarding world has no cars they have no car laws which means anyone can drive a car in the wizarding world.

  • @camdotcoms
    @camdotcoms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3236

    to be fair, j.k. rowling has said that dumbledore hired lockhart because he thought it would be funny

    • @fleetpanda3892
      @fleetpanda3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +620

      Because a good laugh is more important than the education of hundreds of young wizards... Imagine being a 5th or 7th year and needing to take your OWL's or NEWT's with that kind of teacher.

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      camaka that makes sense

    • @tactechchannel7960
      @tactechchannel7960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Classic Dumbledore

    • @aj2k288
      @aj2k288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      camaka Actually it was because Dumbledore suspected Lockhart to be a con artist but with no proof to back it up, and that putting him in a school environment would lead him being exposed. Not caring about student welfare the whole way.

    • @tiernanstevens117
      @tiernanstevens117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's actually worse

  • @mysticmind7392
    @mysticmind7392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The biggest plot hole is that in 50 years nobody asked Myrtle how she died. They were looking for the chamber and have a victim available for questioning. Also, she's a ghost and can fly through walls, yet in 50 years not once did she think: "hmm, I wonder why I died, let's hover through this floor/wall and check it out". Also, the basilisk uses pipes to move around the school, but the only way into those pipes big enough for that beast is the entrance itself. Then it still had to exit and enter again there and myrtle would have seen it open a bunch of times. She lives there xD

    • @DoratTheKiller
      @DoratTheKiller ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought about that too. The only possibile handwave would be to give Myrtle a valid reason to stay quiet about the matter, but I can't think of any

  • @littlemissladybird13
    @littlemissladybird13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    Was this an extended cut or something? I never remember seeing Filch’s Kwikspell letter, or the questions Lockhart gave out 🤔

  • @Ghost-nc6lf
    @Ghost-nc6lf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Hedwig is female

    • @marycooper8682
      @marycooper8682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      THANK YOU

    • @tearsofboredom7956
      @tearsofboredom7956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD LEARN IN SCHOOL. THESE ARE THE USEFUL THINGS

    • @hithere4289
      @hithere4289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and liek who cares I mean

    • @royalelite2996
      @royalelite2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hithere4289 like*

    • @royalelite2996
      @royalelite2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rosag2277 not really I only corrected the spelling r/whoosh is used most when a joke is mis understood

  • @dillon8124
    @dillon8124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    My reaction to the video
    "Yeah but.... magic"

    • @simonsmith2968
      @simonsmith2968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dillon 812 no yeah.. but the books

    • @MM-fj4py
      @MM-fj4py 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      iamasquid 5 throughout the entire video there was a text that said “the books do not matter” because you shouldn’t assume someone has seen the source material when the adapted version

    • @simonsmith2968
      @simonsmith2968 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ultracombo I know exactly that’s why I said it to be funny

    • @MM-fj4py
      @MM-fj4py 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      those kind of jokes don't work well with text

    • @simonsmith2968
      @simonsmith2968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ultracombo can’t you take a joke

  • @burhanuddinmaskawala187
    @burhanuddinmaskawala187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I luv how it says "The Books Do Not Matter" so true to the creators of the movie

    • @ananyavallurupalli673
      @ananyavallurupalli673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Percy Jackson movies: Im about to end this whole mans career

    • @burhanuddinmaskawala187
      @burhanuddinmaskawala187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ananyavallurupalli673 movies? There are no movies, Idk about movies all I know it's that we have a Disney+ series

    • @shrekisloveshrekislife2571
      @shrekisloveshrekislife2571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Leviathan lol I think he's joking

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burhanuddinmaskawala187 I heard that too.

    • @Bartman1989-i2z
      @Bartman1989-i2z 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ananyavallurupalli673Imagine if Peter Jackson directed the Percy Jackson films?

  • @adamerixon2271
    @adamerixon2271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    How the fuck do you know a teacher job at Hogwarts is low payed? Ding

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But over here at Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry we have a high payed since we have casinos on the land.

    • @cadenisforeverbored1612
      @cadenisforeverbored1612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      adam erixon Teacher jobs in general are low paying

    • @bellachimes7806
      @bellachimes7806 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      u know because of the thing in half blood prince

    • @Romejanic
      @Romejanic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he just assumed it was an American school. IDK, maybe teachers in the UK get shit pay or something?

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hogwarts is a premium school though, almost like a university.

  • @DaniiYouTube
    @DaniiYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Hemione: Mandrague or Mandragora-
    CinemaSins: *_NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRD_*

  • @onthemetro410
    @onthemetro410 9 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    2:47- I think the bigger sin in this scene is that they have earmuffs on to protect them from the Mandrake's cries, but after Neville faints Professor Sprout says "Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs" without raising her voice in the slightest, yet Seamus is able to hear her and answer.... Shouldn't he also be able to hear the Mandrake's cries and also have fainted? Are the earmuffs only designed to block out the Mandrakes but allow human voices to still be heard?

    • @rychu6101
      @rychu6101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Magically modified earmuffs I guess?

    • @manabluerose
      @manabluerose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought a mandrake's wails killed you, not made you faint? I guess J.K is making shit up again.

    • @onthemetro410
      @onthemetro410 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Apparently if they're young enough it only knocks you out, not kill you.

    • @rychu6101
      @rychu6101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** Yeah, that's what it says in the book. Young Mandrakes' screams won't kill you, as they aren't very developed.

    • @manabluerose
      @manabluerose 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... Someone mentioned that in the above comments. It's cool.

  • @niceguy169
    @niceguy169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You missed one: When they're flying in the car, "Oh, the invisibility booster is broken, let's dip below the clouds to lose that cover and MAKE SURE we're seen!"

  • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
    @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Dunno what “Parcel Tongue” is. I do know what Parseltongue is, however.

    • @rainbowthedragoncat6768
      @rainbowthedragoncat6768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It means you can speak package.

    • @elliebellieboo
      @elliebellieboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Rainbow the Dragon Cat :0

    • @ophie71
      @ophie71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ding!
      Sinning Cinema Sins LMFAO

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ophie71 Check out their video 'everything wrong with cinemasins'

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LATER, THE INTRODUCTION OF AURORS CREATES A MASSIVE HUGE SUPER-BIG HYPER-PLOT-HOLE!!
      There is totally a profession specialized in this. There are literally Armys that you can call when you have a Basilisk Problem or any Problem with Dark Magic at all.
      WOW!

  • @Renoht290
    @Renoht290 8 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Why the HELL haven't I seen some of these scenes before?! Are they all in the deleted scenes section of my DVD??? Where can I get a copy with them????? THIS UPSETS ME!

    • @SubhaChugh
      @SubhaChugh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Evan Sampson™ I literally just posted the same thing!

    • @josiedeacon5130
      @josiedeacon5130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i feel like it might be an american version or something?

    • @Renoht290
      @Renoht290 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That'd suck balls. I'll take the English version then, thanks.

    • @indigo365
      @indigo365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Josie Deacon no. I'm American and I've seen all of this is the movie so idk what did dude is talking about

    • @tuffelchen
      @tuffelchen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe the extended version.

  • @anineersejnielsen5831
    @anineersejnielsen5831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I died laughing when he said "Nope, No one Could have stopped the snake from attacking Justin, nope No one" *Shows pictures of Severus Snape* 😂

  • @Forkmanjr.
    @Forkmanjr. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I dont know if it was only shown in the extended version, but there is a scene where Hagrid is getting rid of dead roosters, because Ginny killed them. So thats why they went roosterless: all roosters were dead.

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the videa was showing the extended version

  • @D4NIELXOXO
    @D4NIELXOXO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    6:40 idk if this happened in the film but in the book Tom riddle made ginny kill all the roosters at Hogwarts

    • @Raethrean
      @Raethrean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      in a deleted scene hagrid goes to dumbledore's office to talk him about his dead chickens.

    • @pifi3764
      @pifi3764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      On the top, it says "the books does not matter" :')

    • @sktzn6829
      @sktzn6829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@pifi3764 Not just the books. There is an actual deleted scene (kept in some movies) which shows Hagrid taking roosters to Dumbledore's office. This means that they couldn't use roosters to kill the basilisk.

    • @Lost-and-found199
      @Lost-and-found199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Bickley Gorman yeah it happens in the film

    • @lovelivelaughsmile7223
      @lovelivelaughsmile7223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ya and the blood was rooster blood

  • @yellowstarctc1241
    @yellowstarctc1241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Also, why couldn't Lockhart use one of those quills that Rita Skeeter has to answer his mail? He definitely could have afforded it. It would have made answering his fan mail easier.

    • @xoguy23
      @xoguy23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YellowStarCTC Because he have a huge ego.If he used the quill to answer his fan mails,it won't mean anything to him.All the fan mails are just food for his ego.

    • @manyagoyal3835
      @manyagoyal3835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YellowStarCTC He would've wanted to use Harry for this task so later he could boast how Harry Potter served him by answering his fan mail.

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wouldn't have that personal touch?

  • @9Kualalumpur
    @9Kualalumpur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The rooster one bothers me a lot, even in the book version. I know Ginny killed all the roosters at school, but how difficult must it be to get a rooster from outside?

    • @alexmane9594
      @alexmane9594 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know or at least turn a pet into a rooster!

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      alex mane Transfiguration is one of the most useful classes of magic that also gets completely shafted most of the story. :P

    • @pianotm
      @pianotm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      9Kualalumpur Dude...Ginny is a member of a family that raises chickens, catches garden gnomes, and knows magic. I don't think it's going to be hard for Ginny to catch a rooster.

    • @9Kualalumpur
      @9Kualalumpur 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mr4theLulz1 Yeah, but Ginny was busy being almost dead at the time, I don't think it would have been a problem.

    • @mynamejeffhehe
      @mynamejeffhehe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      9Kualalumpur if Malfoy can summon a snake why can't Harry summon a gosh darn chicken

  • @aidenharrison-barker6680
    @aidenharrison-barker6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "Why is Hermione the only alert, responsible person in the whole school?"
    I asked the same about myself in high school.

    • @spaceclottey6250
      @spaceclottey6250 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check the post recently?

    • @Avedox4
      @Avedox4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bro thinks hes the main character or sum

  • @Misantroph0
    @Misantroph0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    „Open the chamber of secrets und unleash the horrors within.“
    Literally me everytime i go to the shitter after eating spicy foods.

    • @ayarriba9093
      @ayarriba9093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rafi 666 I laughed so hard reading this

    • @drarryarmy3177
      @drarryarmy3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And I choked on my spicy food after reading this twice

    • @tatiaromero
      @tatiaromero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a mood

    • @rileygrace3900
      @rileygrace3900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont care how long ago you commented this, you need to know how much this made me laugh. like i snorted lmao

    • @Misantroph0
      @Misantroph0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thx

  • @schraeder22
    @schraeder22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    I sin you for misspelling Parseltongue....

  • @skitty2888
    @skitty2888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    My father will hear about this.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skitty Unfortunately he's currently in Azkaban, where his "powerful friends" in the Ministry cannot help him and the Dementors suck every last bit of good cheer out of his day.
      P.S: Nice Draco reference, though.

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSSSSSS HE WILLLL

    • @whatifieatedsoap
      @whatifieatedsoap 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no siriusly [lol] i hate this vid

    • @michaelcurley9802
      @michaelcurley9802 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. Yes he will.

  • @l1zzypoo
    @l1zzypoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    6:53 I think a teacher would probably notice if a student doesn’t attend any classes nor show up at meals and assume that there are missing. Just my opinion.

  • @vis1990
    @vis1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    10 sins to CinemaSins for giving a sin to the fact that in the next movie there is a different Dumbledore. I mean...the guy died. I think that deserves waiving the sin.

    • @unaffectedlyodd
      @unaffectedlyodd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vi S I agree.

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Cinemasins: Assholes who don't care!

    • @xx_colton_xx
      @xx_colton_xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEH I WAS SOO MAD WHEN I HEARD THAT

    • @AdioAurel
      @AdioAurel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      True, it's rude to mention it or at least that way.
      We can blame the producers for making the new Dumbledore look so much different.

    • @johanna5194
      @johanna5194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But the sins are not all complains. And they only remove sins when there is something great about a movie. Its not great that someone dies and it would be wierd if they didnt mention it

  • @jekyll1905
    @jekyll1905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    question, how...the...fuck does Ginny get enough blood to write all that stuff on the walls

    • @seichiro772
      @seichiro772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +knbISlife testuya she killed all of Hagrid's roosters

    • @jekyll1905
      @jekyll1905 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +seichiro772 then how has the blood not dried.....

    • @GigaDonk99
      @GigaDonk99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +knbISlife testuya It was paint. I just read the book again, she killed the roosters by strangling them. Didn't use any blood.

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +A Dark Shade of Green I'm sure she just thought it was paint. And at 11 years old you'd probably make that mistake...

    • @DustinPlatt
      @DustinPlatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She finally became a woman during this movie.

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    They get a spell to turn animals into a goblet. Is the Basilisk an animal?

    • @donhall06
      @donhall06 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, but it would take an immensely powerful wizard to turn a large, rare animal like the Basilisk into a goblet.

    • @haleighdanielle3184
      @haleighdanielle3184 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Torva Pfft! They never pay attention in class XD They're 12!

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King Arse Sergeant Psycho They never mentioned that the size of the animals would determine how much magic you'll use up. Unless they did and I just don't remember or it was mentioned in the books, then I take it back.

    • @donhall06
      @donhall06 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UsonoHoushi Well, the Basilisk is a mythical being. They could barely turn rats into goblets. I doubt a legendary Basilisk is going to be magicked into a goblet by a 12 year old.

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      King Arse Sergeant Psycho They barely turned a rat into a goblet because they used a broken wand... and it was done by an inexperienced caster.
      With the right wizard and the right wand, It could be possible.

  • @n1lknarf
    @n1lknarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I also love how harry exponentially becomes more and more paranoid on each movie, becoming a sort of conspiracy theorist

    • @moriseyusa
      @moriseyusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are fan theories about Harry being in St Mungos after the trauma of his parents's deaths. That all of it is just a lunatic fantasy. Some debunk this but whose to say what a rating mind imagines? And it gets more complex as he tries to hold it together.

  • @ArmaBiologica35
    @ArmaBiologica35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Tom Riddle waits a few weeks between victims for several reasons:
    1.-Dumbledore is still around the school.
    2.-If he makes attacks daily he takes a greater risk of someone seeing him controlling Ginny and the basilisk, (His ressurected form is too weak at this point so he does not want to be discovered.)
    3.-He can´t take the risk of controlling Ginny way too often because Ginny would get suspicious of the diary or someone could suspect she is behind the attacks.
    4.-He does not know all the students who are muggle borns. Only the ones that Ginny knows:
    Colin Creevey because he is in the same classes as her.
    Hermione because she is a close friend of her brother.
    Justin because he was revealed to be a muggle born after the duel where Harry speaks parseltongue.
    Mrs Norris because she was actually going after Filch who everyone suspects is a a squib.

  • @Avicta
    @Avicta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Why does Harry go into the Chamber of Secrets completely rooster-less?

    • @Topher1286
      @Topher1286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Because something they failed to explain in this movie is that Tom Riddle forced Ginny to kill all of the school's roosters. They do show Hagrid carrying a dead rooster in one scene, but anyone who had not read the book wouldn't make the connection.

    • @Avicta
      @Avicta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was just quoting the You-Tube video... but you're right, Hagrid does frantically wave that rooster at Dumbledore.

    • @Topher1286
      @Topher1286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fair enough. "Rooster-less" is a pretty funny non-word. haha

    • @Avicta
      @Avicta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So is "Cockless", and the connection made thereof . haha

    • @Topher1286
      @Topher1286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No way, I simply cannot imagine a cockless Harry. haha

  • @aine5825
    @aine5825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    You know how Harry fights the basilisk for literally hours? I really think he could have just used that animal-to-water-goblet spell to turn it into a water goblet, it would be way easier.

    • @alexandrucalciu4806
      @alexandrucalciu4806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Art 4 Suckers I think that it is only plausible with small animals.

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How does he fight it for "literally hours"

    • @aine5825
      @aine5825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexandru Calciu dammit 😂

    • @aine5825
      @aine5825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tobias 'Big Mo' Logan it just a thought jeez

    • @endi3386
      @endi3386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Art 4 Suckers ... no way he could have turned something that big into a ‘water goblet or something’.

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Imagine Harry facing the Basilisk, grabbing the wizard hat and pulling out a rooster instead of the Sword.

  • @beachballssideaccount
    @beachballssideaccount 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    That animal-to-goblet spell would be totally useful;
    Harry: I could really use some plain water right now, but all the goblets are broken.
    **pigeon flies in**
    Harry: (getting out wand) Sorry pigeon, it was you or Hedwig.

  • @artsenal714
    @artsenal714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Biggest sin:
    The basilisk should be dead. That thing hadn't being fed probably since Tom Riddle graduated from Hogwarts. Obviously it won't manage to survive till the 90's. Even in the wizard world you can die of hunger

    • @nathanielrincon7907
      @nathanielrincon7907 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tom Riddle left Hogwarts in the 1945, it was there 1945-1993, that's forty years However, it was owned by Salazar Slytherin Who put it into a thousand year sleep until it was needed again and After Tom riddle left it ate rats.

    • @TRG_real
      @TRG_real 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was there WAY before Riddle. The legend says that Slytherin left a monster in the chamber. What, is the Basilisk in a family of his own, not a single monster?

    • @Topher1286
      @Topher1286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      When Harry, Ron, and Lockhart fall into the Chamber, there are rat bones all over the ground. Draw the conclusion.

    • @TimChaos5
      @TimChaos5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The only way this thing is getting enough food is "magic." Which is fine! But seriously. Snakes eat stuff way bigger than their entire bodies. No way the basilisk found literal TONS of rats down there lol

    • @nathanielrincon7907
      @nathanielrincon7907 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Tim Chaos I take it you're not familiar with the speed with which rats breed. 2 rats can become 2,000 in a year. and given the age of the castle, yeah it found tons of rats.

  • @Imnotverygoodatthis
    @Imnotverygoodatthis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    RIP Allen Rickman...RIP Snape.

    • @choochoo568
      @choochoo568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +FireandBloodandStuff RIP Hans Gruber :(

    • @milkymoomoo5672
      @milkymoomoo5672 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +choochoo568 RIP Michael Jackson!

    • @milkymoomoo5672
      @milkymoomoo5672 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joy Roding I know, I just wanted to be included T-T

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mina Skywalker I'm sure Alan wouldn't have minded that.

    • @MorganHorse
      @MorganHorse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alan*

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Lockhart accepted the job (Dumbledore wanted to expose him for fraud) because he's like "me, Gilderoy Lockhart, the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, teaching the famous Harry Potter. Yes. He learned all of his skills from me."

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think there would’ve been a better way to expose a man for fraud than have him as a teacher when you know he’s subpar, like as a headmaster at a school that’s kind of a dick move

  • @a.jstudios9557
    @a.jstudios9557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Even if they did have a spare wand laying around it wouldn't work properly because the wand chooses the wizard

    • @liamwarner5749
      @liamwarner5749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Obviously you can make do as both Ron and Nevile are originally using hand me downs they're just no where near as effective. Of course you'd think they'd make a bit of time on the weekend or the like to take a student to replace a broken wand rather than have them spend the year casting spells with one taped together. "Hello officer smith here's your gun, don't mind the cracks, chips and wonky trigger it still works. Probably." I mean they have weekends and time after classes, for that matter considering all the magic items floating around why not something to make a wand less breakable?

    • @adrianaisme4710
      @adrianaisme4710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I guess it's sort of Ron's fault for not going to a teacher or Dumbledore to ask for a new ward or something along those lines. Like, he was just like, "I can't get a new wand because my mom is mad and stuff." Like, his poor family aren't the only wizards of higher authority than him. 😂

    • @organichusky1465
      @organichusky1465 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was going to say

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So here's a question then....if the wand does indeed choose the wizard (and I know this to be true) how did it work in the last book when Harry's wand broke and Ron just gave him a random wand? Even if Ron won it from the Snatcher, Harry didn't disarm Ron for the wand. So why is it loyal to him?

    • @Lost-and-found199
      @Lost-and-found199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A.J studios Actually wand are strongest when the “wand chooses the wizard” but you can use any wand.

  • @SideBit
    @SideBit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    But the old Dumbledore DIED. He can't help it.

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      R.I.P Richard Harris

    • @SideBit
      @SideBit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Demon Rantz R.I.P Real Dumbledore.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We know, Jeremy was just being a prick.

    • @theOGtDoubleJR
      @theOGtDoubleJR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Liam Powell lot of that going around

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i liike turtle

  • @novacane3024
    @novacane3024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    For the mandrake thing the one that Proffeser sprout was holding a full grown mandrake and the one that the students where holding baby mandrake

    • @lilymeichsner1620
      @lilymeichsner1620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Lazy Vlogger And Gamer yeah but they only say that in the book, and Cinamasins only judges movies (and songs)

    • @maisywilliams2128
      @maisywilliams2128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plush Video Studios I don't think the first one was full-grown, since it wouldn't make sense to plant one Mandrake before the others. Plus, if that one was full-grown, they would've unpetrified one person at least

    • @erinphilippe5993
      @erinphilippe5993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maisy Williams That and I'm pretty sure a full grown​ mandrake's scream is supposed to be able to kill you without ear protection that seems a bit risky

    • @aurorauplinks4703
      @aurorauplinks4703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      magic.... potions.... herbology.... always show the final example before expecting people to deal with a subject so they have an idea of where your going with something

  • @aadoof
    @aadoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    don’t forget that there is a moment in the dueling club scene where you can see the camera man 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @SerMajorEcho
      @SerMajorEcho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? What time mark in the movie is that?

  • @funnyhappystudios
    @funnyhappystudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    There's more teachers in Hogwarts than you think. Septima Vector who teaches Arithmancy, Aroura Sinistra who teaches Astronomy, Basheeda Babbling who teaches Study of Ancient Runes, Charity Burbage who teaches Muggle Studies, Professor Grubbyplank who taught Care of Magical Creatures before Hagrid, Sybil Trelauny who teaches Divination and Irma Pince the librarian. Why Christopher Columbus didn't add them into that scene involving the writing on the wall saying Ginny has been kidnapped is beyond me.
    1 teacher they didn't add in that scene = 1 sin.

    • @mythellaneous2082
      @mythellaneous2082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually Silvanus Kettleburn was COMC teacher before Hagrid, Grubbly-Plank was just a sub who occasionally covered when Hagrid wasn't there or couldn't teach.

    • @karmamarie2543
      @karmamarie2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The point is even with double the amount of teachers, it would be almost impossible to coordinate escorting every student to every class. Rowling was correct when she said she wasn’t good at math.

    • @owenmitchell1469
      @owenmitchell1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh well most of the people you talked about are minor side characters who only get mentioned once or twice in the books and don’t have an important place in the story so they didn’t add them

    • @queenandgoodomensfan6359
      @queenandgoodomensfan6359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ghosts could've also helped too

    • @phillipjackson3498
      @phillipjackson3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still not enough teachers.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Why are the girls afraid of going to that bathroom? There are ghosts all over the school and they're chill about it, so why outcast Myrtle like that? Are they afraid that she's going to show them her Harry x Myrtle shipping fanfiction?

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lab Matt It's because she's annoying, and specifically hangs out in the bathroom which is probably a little awkward (I imagine most ghosts aren't in the bathroom).

    • @LabMatt
      @LabMatt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      MrServantRider Peeves is an annoying little shit, and he hangs out everywhere!

    • @NikkiNV453
      @NikkiNV453 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lab Matt she's dramatic. she cries and yells at them. if she weren't a ghost, they'd still avoid her. lol

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lab Matt And people DO try to avoid him... although it's hard to do since he just floats through walls lol.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lab Matt Well Nearly Headless Nick is a gentleman, and there is nothing about him to be afraid of.

  • @uleiman1194
    @uleiman1194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Sin for a new Dumbledore in the third movie? The one who playerd Dumbledore in the first two movies DIED before film three. They HAD to find a new Dumbledore.

    • @HelloAwesome94
      @HelloAwesome94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really!? :O

    • @uleiman1194
      @uleiman1194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes he died... And we will always remember him

    • @bukaitlin
      @bukaitlin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know you could tell the difference because in the first 2 movies he was wearing this scarlet red dress, while in the others his hair and beard were longer and he was wearing a blue and silver dress. I miss dumbledore #1 :(

    • @uleiman1194
      @uleiman1194 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah

    • @HelloAwesome94
      @HelloAwesome94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I honestly did not know and thats horrible,I should've paid more attention

  • @lampoilropebombs0640
    @lampoilropebombs0640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    6:39 I need to unsin and resin this sin.
    Tom has killed all roosters within vicinity of the school, so there is no “roosters” here, but again and again, if there is a spell that transform animals into water goblets and creates snakes, why isn’t there a spell that makes roosters?

    • @ethanpetersen810
      @ethanpetersen810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If there is such a spell, these kids aren't gonna know it.

    • @theonewayroad3867
      @theonewayroad3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're asking why 2 year students who just learned about transfiguring animate objects into inanimate objects wouldn't do the opposite ? Really ?

    • @ethanpetersen810
      @ethanpetersen810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theonewayroad3867 They only learned to turn animals into goblets. And bringing life into an object that was never alive before, has got to be a whole 'nother ball park. Transfiguration is harder than it looks.

    • @theonewayroad3867
      @theonewayroad3867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethanpetersen810 I keep forgetting than sarcasm doesn't translate well in text form. Next time I'll just write it.

    • @ethanpetersen810
      @ethanpetersen810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theonewayroad3867 Lol

  • @FraserSouris
    @FraserSouris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    I always assumed that the Slytherin house is portrayed so negatively is because the movie is from Harry's perspective, and Harry would have biases against Slyterin considering he has met Malfoy, Ron and Voldemort

    • @Sean-Correa-Production
      @Sean-Correa-Production 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Fraser Souris J.K. Rowling has said she hates slytherin herself like really hates slytherin because she made them to be portrayed as villains and menaces. Although she doesn't hate them in a way of regretting making them just that she doesn't like them because they are supposed to be portrayed as minor villains.

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think Slytherin is portrayed negatively because mostly all dark wizards were in Slytherin.

    • @FraserSouris
      @FraserSouris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Dynamo HD But that is in appearance and prejudice
      The series is supposed to be about choice, the whole "we choose to be monster" thing. Harry even tells his kid "he was named after a Slytherin" suggesting Harry has grown past his biases, and talks with Dumbeldore told Harry that he and Riddle were in equal positions, yet Harry chose to help people instead of gaining power (which he still could have) while Riddle did the opposite)

    • @carleeashby2521
      @carleeashby2521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fraser Souris I know not all slyithern are bad like me ummm alright mabu that was not the best example but you get my point

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ron isn't slytherin

  • @DoctorKoolK
    @DoctorKoolK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Lol, it's so funny how nearly all of the classes in this movie are completely useless. Students r literately getting killed one by one and they r still learning how to pull a weird carrot monster from a pot and how to turn a bird into a goblet.

    • @Topher1286
      @Topher1286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except....those "weird carrot monsters" are mandrakes, which they explicitly state are used to make a potion that cures the people who had been petrified by the basilisk.

    • @DoctorKoolK
      @DoctorKoolK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Topher1286 lol, I posted this comment just so I can get a hermione explanation of the carrot monster. Thanks man.

    • @Topher1286
      @Topher1286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Doctor KoolK You're quite welcome. I can be a bit of a "NEEERRRRRRD" like Hermione. haha

    • @DoctorKoolK
      @DoctorKoolK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Topher1286 don't get me wrong, hermione is cool, there's nothing wrong with that.

    • @Topher1286
      @Topher1286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Doctor KoolK Nah, no worries, friend. :)

  • @emilia4355
    @emilia4355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    4:00 -1 sin for being realistic. No one learnes useful shit in school

    • @h.t.8812
      @h.t.8812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      exactly what I thought lol this can't be a sin

    • @ugnestirbyte3681
      @ugnestirbyte3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if you need to hide an animal? Xd

  • @ginge1209
    @ginge1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Now imagine if lucius had a glock and instead of taking 5 hours to say the death spell, he just popped a cap in Harry's head

    • @yesindeed995
      @yesindeed995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wheezed-

    • @idk-uv7mt
      @idk-uv7mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds about American

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idk-uv7mt Yep, and the Malfoys are British so they wouldn't think of that.

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't there an edit of Philosopher's Stone but all the wands are guns?

  • @sophiesutton6965
    @sophiesutton6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Have you ever seen kids running into a brick wall?
    *Um...me?*

  • @somegoodvibes5824
    @somegoodvibes5824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Dumbledore hired Lockhart for a laugh

    • @jameshilton7894
      @jameshilton7894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Addison Last name actually it was because no one else wanted the job. But the movie never explains that.

    • @TMRJIJ
      @TMRJIJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shinigami SoulReaper Bullshit! Snape was more than ready to take that Job! Dumbledore clearly wanted to piss him and the rest of the staff off.

    • @Miscio94
      @Miscio94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shinigame SoulReaper I'm pretty sure it's because the Ministry of Magic didn't want kids learning about self-defense. It was heavily influenced by Voldemort's power, remember? Dumbledore knew Lockhart was a moron, but what could he do? even being the director of the school, he had to accept conditions from the Ministry.

    • @jameshilton7894
      @jameshilton7894 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isiah Johnson if snape is teaching DATDA then whos teaching positions?

    • @noodles_the_1st154
      @noodles_the_1st154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shinigami, a yoga teacher.

  • @aishahusain1632
    @aishahusain1632 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    2 more sins
    1: Myrtle makes a splash when she enters the toilet she's a GHOST
    2: Of course pick the 2nd year who has a broken wand so he humiliate himself in front of the whole class

    • @ramihamzeh9527
      @ramihamzeh9527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if myrtle wears glasses, how come she didn't just get petrified by the monster instead of getting killed? idk if that's how it works but it only makes sense

    • @samanthacoupe6565
      @samanthacoupe6565 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin though? He saw it through Nick

    • @autisticgoat1553
      @autisticgoat1553 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES THATS THE POIMT

  • @Krendall2
    @Krendall2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:26 If I remember right, the book says some of the powder flew into Harry's face and caused him to mispronounce the name. Why they didn't do that for the movie is beyond me.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc ปีที่แล้ว

      Even the frickin video game did it correctly too, but nope, it's cooler if we have Harry say "diagonally" and LITERALLY end up one fireplace diagonal to the one he's trying to get to XD

    • @maripyter
      @maripyter ปีที่แล้ว

      because they did not care to do the movie right, to consult the book when in doubt. somehow Chamber of Secrets is still very good compared to the Goblet of Fire or Half-Blood Prince where they completely f*** it up

  • @poltergijstt
    @poltergijstt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    On the dvd we have at home, the part of harry going into that closet on diagon ally is missing

    • @Raiwin
      @Raiwin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i cant even find the scene on popcorn time

    • @poltergijstt
      @poltergijstt 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn

    • @mikacar1
      @mikacar1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Gijsjuh It's a deleted scene, you can find them on youtube I think

    • @poltergijstt
      @poltergijstt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn, why did he include it in his video then? So much questions...

    • @mikacar1
      @mikacar1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a cut scene, you can find them on youtube

  • @The_Niabee
    @The_Niabee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Okay, to be fair. You talk about the probably entirely useless ability to turn animals into water goblets.
    But 90% of stuff I learn in maths in my A2 year is gonna be useless in later life :"D
    WHEN AM I GOING TO NEED TO KNOW ADVANCED TRIGONOMETRY.

    • @ladyclassicalwrites
      @ladyclassicalwrites 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I doubt you will! I graduated HS in 2011 and I couldn't tell you what trigonometry is if my life depended on it.

    • @Frredster
      @Frredster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not everybody wants to be an engineer, though.

    • @Frredster
      @Frredster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody ever said anything about it being "all about you". You really need to get off your high horse.

    • @Hirotoro4692
      @Hirotoro4692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His comment isn't particularly stupid simply because engineering is a vocational subject; not a core (foundational) one. The sort of subject you elect to pick in later years at school. I'd hazard a guess less than 1 in 20 school-leavers ever cared about or used trigonometry ever again in their lives.

    • @baxterjaye3984
      @baxterjaye3984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Say you wanna be in the FBI. Is the FBI supposed to care when the Declaration of Independence was signed?

  • @elimanner3429
    @elimanner3429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "How did she know that Ginny Weasley had been taken it only said her" me, bro she is the head of gryffindor and obviously saw Ginny not coming back to her dorm. Also fawkes can teleport.

    • @eblackwell
      @eblackwell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Also fawkes can teleport" Where did it say that in the movie?

    • @mrfreeman1763
      @mrfreeman1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eblackwell It's a magic bird that dies in fire and is reborn from the ashes. Teleportation is a parlor trick compared to that.

    • @lipstickinvalentinobag
      @lipstickinvalentinobag 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eblackwell it doesn't I believe that's why the books matter and its disapparating not teleporting (I know I spelt that wrong)

    • @9rh9
      @9rh9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phoenixes don’t use apparition I think. They are like fire so could ‘alight’ almost anywhere. Also, Dumbledore uses Fawkes to escape from the minister in the Order of the Phoenix.

  • @trash__queen
    @trash__queen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sin must be removed. They can't have an extra wand for Ron because witches and wizards can only PROPERLY use wands that decide they want to be used by said witch or wizard (example: draco can use his mom's wand but it's harder to use and doesn't feel right. Also, the elder wand just straight up starts breaking for voldemort because it doesn't belong to him).

    • @moriseyusa
      @moriseyusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he can't properly use the one he does have, and it IS broken.

    • @KashyaCharsi
      @KashyaCharsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention Neville suddenly turned much more competent once his father's wand got broken and he got his own.

    • @trash__queen
      @trash__queen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moriseyusa Yeah but why would I replace one broken wand with another. Either way it's not gonna work too well

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harry pickpocketed someone else's wand and used it in one of the films if I remember correctly, so that's null and void.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@titanictnt7476 No, the wands might or might not work. It's not a unanimous yes or no. Sometimes they work but not very well, sometimes they go all Elder Wand like it did to Voldy, etc.

  • @SirCraigius
    @SirCraigius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    8:31: Dude... he died! Not much either he or the movie producers could do about that one. How is that a sin?

    • @cassrobinparker9065
      @cassrobinparker9065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @mariannaanagno6144
      @mariannaanagno6144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SirCraigius well they could have casted someone better as a replacement

    • @SirCraigius
      @SirCraigius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It would have still been a different person. Would still have looked and sounded different.

    • @mariannaanagno6144
      @mariannaanagno6144 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +SirCraigius obviously. but this new Dumbledore always annoys me, he doesn't feel like a Dumbledore to me.

    • @mangoesfly1594
      @mangoesfly1594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Marianna Anagno "casted someone better"? Michael Gambon is amazing. I don't think there is one person that could beat him in the role. Great actor. And, it's not like they could hire a guy that sounds and looks exactly like the old Dumbledore.

  • @magdalenazieba2020
    @magdalenazieba2020 9 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    I think Dumbledore hired Lockhart because he was handsome

    • @mchagnon7
      @mchagnon7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ***** He seems to like having shitheads for his Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers. Its really no wonder why Snape gets so pissed every time he gets passed up.

    • @BlueSparxLPs
      @BlueSparxLPs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Marcel Chagnon I mean, to be fair, with the position cursed it is extremely difficult to find anyone to teach that class. Dumbledore actually explains this to Harry in book 6. Obviously not in the movie, so that's a moot point in the context of CinemaSins, but basically Lockhart was hired only because no one else would take the position at the time.

    • @codyparks7380
      @codyparks7380 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Blue Sparx "Books Do Not Matter"

    • @BlueSparxLPs
      @BlueSparxLPs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cody Parks Why don't you read my whole comment? "obviously not in the movie, so that's a moot point in the context of CinemaSins" *I addressed that already.*

    • @Justdance6336
      @Justdance6336 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought he was fucking ugly. Am I the only one?

  • @Zlaeq
    @Zlaeq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I like the fact they don’t learn anything or barely anything. That’s just another reason I’d want to go to Hogwarts.

    • @Diddd4444
      @Diddd4444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      zlaeq they learn something called.. magic.

    • @Boys_Who_Cry
      @Boys_Who_Cry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats because all the school work had to get in the way in the next book. Ya know... So Hermione could get her hands on a time turner

    • @gaytrise
      @gaytrise 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      id probably fall off the stairs and kill myself

  • @limitedlunar3954
    @limitedlunar3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The way he said "Goobye Dumbledore, hope you don't sound or look different."
    Kinda messed up

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    2:05 - yes, magic is unpredictable and can break out or wear off, it depends on the experience of the caster, and to be honest, Arthur Weasley is not precisely a master of charming objects.
    2:49 - they most likely did that out of reflex, once they knew how reliable the earmuffs were, the screams didn't bother anyone.
    3:07 - The roof of the great hall have several small windows that are most likely kept open for the owls to come and go (or magicaly open and close by themselves)
    3:09 - Neither the movies or the books MENTIONS the payment of a teacher (ok, in the sixth, Slughorn demands a raise), and the position of a teacher in Hogwarts is quite prestigious in their world, so for Lockhart, it boosts his ego.
    4:08 - I believe since transfiguration is one of the most complex magics, you need to do it in babysteps, like changing matchsticks into needles so in the end you can transform YOURSELF in a chair like Slughorn did for disguise or sprout wings to fly.
    4:30 - the first and second movie alone can already make it VERY explicit how wands are like extensions of a wizard's self, such as the first movie's scene of harry picking his wand, and how Ron looked desperated when his wand split in the second movie, scenes earlier. So to get a new wand, only with the specialist. Just like you need a medical specialist to get a prothetic if you lose a limb.
    6:07 - or how a proper cinemasins video would call it, "magic car ex machina". At least in the PC videogame adaptation it just arrived to give us a lift, we had to duel the bigass spider. (took me 3 tries to realize I could walk sideways to avoid the lunge).
    6:46 - yea, the movie cut off a scene where Hagrid comes to Dumbledore's office complaining that all his roosters had been killed, considering how we have 2:30 hour-long movies, that 20 seconds scene shouldn't have been cut off. (although its still on the DVD extras)
    7:24 - oh come on, he said he was getting stronger, more alive. That includes SOLID!

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *****
      the same way you enchant a car to fly, stairs to move, portraits to have LIFE AND SENTIENCE, the whole ceiling to show the sky, you know...MAGIC!

    • @yelilow
      @yelilow 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrKlausbaudelaire Actually, if I remember correctly Ron's broken wand wasn't even his in the first place, it was Charlie's (or maybe Bill's) old wand, because the Weasley's couldn't afford to buy him his own. So if the school let him borrow a wand it really wouldn't have been all that different from before. It's also clear in Deathly Hallows that just because a wand isn't yours/didn't choose you doesn't mean you can't use it, like that time Harry broke his wand and then Ron gave him one he got off a snatcher, and it seemed to work just fine for him (however he might have said something about it not "feeling the same" or something, but that didn't stop him from being able to use it.

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Srbuckley
      Actualy, I believe its easier to use a wand from someone you know such as close friends and family, because you know this person as you know his wand, I mean, they hammered in the 7th book how wads have a strong mind on their own, so maybe thats how they behave.Also, the wand from the snatchers also didn't work very well, the movie even had a brief scene where he tests the wand and..well, it was quite hilarious xD But I believe, in the wizarding world, only wand professinal can handle wand distribution.

    • @ringring7144
      @ringring7144 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrKlausbaudelaire
      'the movie cut off a scene where Hagrid comes to Dumbledore's office complaining that all his roosters had been killed, considering how we have 2:30 hour-long movies, that 20 seconds scene shouldn't have been cut off. '
      that would make sense if the world population of roosters happened to live at the school.
      ' they most likely did that out of reflex, once they knew how reliable the earmuffs were, the screams didn't bother anyone.'
      okay.....no if you look at their facial expressions it looks like the earmuffs ar doingshit all
      ' the position of a teacher in Hogwarts is quite prestigious in their world, so for Lockhart, it boosts his ego.'
      I doubt he needs an ego boost
      'oh come on, he said he was getting stronger, more alive. That includes SOLID!'
      doesn't really answer the sin
      4 out of 83

    • @MrKlausbaudelaire
      @MrKlausbaudelaire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      slowpoke slowells
      I don't know about the earmuffs, it still looks like reflex. besides, notice they can still hear the teacher's voice, so those earmuffs must be enchanted to filter sounds.
      Also, we are talking about Lockhart, there is no such thing as "not needing an ego boost" xD

  • @goldenbacon1572
    @goldenbacon1572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    In the books it said Harry had ash in his mouth when he said diagon ally
    I think
    But in the movie he just said diagonally normally

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “The books do not matter”
      So why you posting this?

    • @ginnypotter3554
      @ginnypotter3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm he never put flu powder in his mouth it was in his hand

    • @ginnypotter3554
      @ginnypotter3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dizzy xox actually I read all the books and watched all of the movies

    • @ginnypotter3554
      @ginnypotter3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dizzy xox so you’re the one that’s the idiot PS. My room is themed like Harry Potter .

    • @jennyn5692
      @jennyn5692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ginnypotter3554 He got ashes in his mouth from throwing the Floo powder in the flames.

  • @JS.bass244
    @JS.bass244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The reason lockheart takes the job is because he would be teaching Harry Potter which would give him publicity

  • @lynn-marie2741
    @lynn-marie2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:57 they probably did some sort of roll call and everyone was there except Ginny

  • @jesuschrist9513
    @jesuschrist9513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Diyagin elly

  • @mompernl
    @mompernl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Actually there is no spell to fix the lenses of your glasses “reparo” is a spell to fix cracked, shattered, or broken objects
    However it does not work on broken hearts 💔
    Edit: oh god this is a warzone

    • @madysendougherty
      @madysendougherty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      incorrect there is a spell to fix the lenses occulous repairo is for glasses

    • @kloeupton271
      @kloeupton271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's reparo guys.....

    • @mompernl
      @mompernl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carliedarliemd Roblox occulous repairo is for lenses

    • @kloeupton271
      @kloeupton271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ITS REPARO

    • @shadowx2652
      @shadowx2652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madysendougherty yes and should've done that to Ron's wand.

  • @Zyk0th
    @Zyk0th 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I have no idea how Harry got to Knockturn Alley by saying "Diagonilly." Neither the movie nor the book explains this, and it makes no sense.

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also, the incantation Hermione said was "Finite Incantatem," which stops a spell's continuing effects. It should have just caused the Bludger to loose it's magic and fall. There is a completely different spell that blows stuff up. You know, like the Bludger ACTUALLY did.

    • @ramseytallman9978
      @ramseytallman9978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes a lot of sence because Harry miss said Diagonilly . So the floo powder thought Harry said Knockturn Alley.

    • @ferko28
      @ferko28 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Then the voice recognition in this so-called magic world is worst than TH-cam automatic subtitles.

    • @indycarmichael6982
      @indycarmichael6982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol when you have seen this movie so many times you get all these sins and yell at the screen every time

    • @kimberlyklaus7296
      @kimberlyklaus7296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or by saying "Diagonally", the Floo Network just moved him "diagonally" into a linked fireplace and he, conveniently, ended up in Borgin & Burkes.

  • @mica.rav4account
    @mica.rav4account 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    And at the end of the day, even with all the mistakes is still better than any other new kids movie😂

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      6:42: Yes.
      Yes, this is a giant, laughably big Plot Hole.
      This is really something impressive.

  • @ILike2PlayBass
    @ILike2PlayBass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    A win for cinema sins! He said dial 999 and not 911, well britished sir!

    • @FrostBite-oy5us
      @FrostBite-oy5us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh shut the fuck up you Reddit trash

  • @greysonalex
    @greysonalex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The roosters were dead. It says in the books that hagrids roosters were murdered.
    Tom could pick up the wand because he's almost real. He's using ginny to become real once again.
    And no lucius dosent even give dobby cloths to clean
    Ginny had been writing in the diary all year thus giving tom the power to control her.

    • @Raethrean
      @Raethrean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in a deleted scene hagrid is bursting in to dumbledore's office to talk to him about how someone murdered all of his chickens and when he gets there hagrid sees harry and thinks dumbledore is punishing harry for it already.

    • @user-kw6me1je3e
      @user-kw6me1je3e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your first point is stupid. Its written clearly that the "Books do not matter".

    • @feelingcheetah1
      @feelingcheetah1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get some older student to transfigure some fucking wastepaper basket into a rooster or some shit

    • @1sht4rr90
      @1sht4rr90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and now Dobby has ligma ( hygene problem )

    • @ihapppy3084
      @ihapppy3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look he is half a soul and that is enough for convinice

  • @patrickmcmahon8677
    @patrickmcmahon8677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Not all evil wizards came from Slytherin. For example, Peter Pettigrew was in Gryffindor.

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Taur Not to mention that Sirius came from a long line of Slytherins and was accepted into Gryffindor.

    • @thesilverravenclaw7143
      @thesilverravenclaw7143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And proffesor Quirrel is from Ravenclaw. Seriously, he is a shame to us ravenclaws

    • @dylancross1039
      @dylancross1039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Taur Slytherin is just full of super ambitious wizards. And what happens 90% of the time you combine ambition and incredible power?

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R.A.B.

    • @dizzylbnt
      @dizzylbnt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also, we had Merlin in Slytherin. Can't get less evil than him really XD

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:00
    Ah, I see that even fictional magical schools teach useless s**t you'll never need to know during everyday life

  • @observer8908
    @observer8908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    am I the one who missed"the books do not matter" at the top of the screen lmao

    • @cadyp.3261
      @cadyp.3261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XxAg3nt0fCha0sxX nope. I just Sw that now.

    • @PKMNResearcherSkyler
      @PKMNResearcherSkyler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw them but you do really have to consider that the movies mess up a lot of stuff from the source material

    • @biggie2229
      @biggie2229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah but this is cinemasins not librarysins

    • @gavinlaxton5063
      @gavinlaxton5063 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      XxAg3nt0fCha0sxX oh I just saw that

    • @ATurnip
      @ATurnip 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      there's also the fact some of these were in the book, like harry overhearing malfoy and lucius at diagon alley. He didn't pronounce Diagon Alley like an american though.

  • @PittsburghSportsFan43
    @PittsburghSportsFan43 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He's right. Without Hermione, everyone in the series would have been seriously screwed. And about Slytherin. But, Hedwig was a girl. And, why did Snape wait so long to get rid of the snake? I know it was supposed to be so the school can figure out Harry can talk to snakes, but it was irresponsible for him to wait so long.
    I just thought of something else. How did Nearly Headless Nick get unpetrified? They cure it with the Mandrake Drought, which is a drink or a stew or something. But ghosts can't eat or drink anything, so how did they get it into Nick?

    • @lucasdavis7765
      @lucasdavis7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, I am rather sure that Nick didn't get petrified as he is a ghost, AND he didn't have anything inbetween him and the basilisk SO he would've died BUT he is already dead SO he basically got stunned as physics didn't know wtf to do.

    • @PittsburghSportsFan43
      @PittsburghSportsFan43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucas Davis No, Nick was petrified too. That's why he was on the floor with Justin. Like Harry said, he got the full blast of it, but couldn't die because he was already dead. He also saved Justin from dying. I believe in the book they have him being taken to the hospital wing.

  • @StardustOfBenevolence
    @StardustOfBenevolence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @igordeccarvalho
      @igordeccarvalho 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Starstorm Dasher so true

    • @xmidnightx2520
      @xmidnightx2520 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Starstorm Dasher triggered XD

    • @la-td3vu
      @la-td3vu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Starstorm Dasher so you are calling us “nerds” for fricken reading?

    • @inspecthergadget4503
      @inspecthergadget4503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I died every time.

    • @Zlaeq
      @Zlaeq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle Dang - You died everytime? IM LMAO SO HARDDDDD LEELELELELELEL

  • @bananaleaf5899
    @bananaleaf5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Missed One: It is shown that people can only die when seeing the serpent directly but how does Myrtel die whilst wearing glasses?

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's... a good question.
      Well, she said she was in the bathroom crying because Olive Hornby was teasing her about her glasses. Maybe she took them off while crying, to wipe her eyes?

    • @timoheinz2879
      @timoheinz2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So you're telling me that Harry was completely safe all the time?

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timoheinz2879 It's certainly possible.

    • @bananaleaf5899
      @bananaleaf5899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timoheinz2879 He probably would've been paralysed like Hermonie

    • @shadowqueen3679
      @shadowqueen3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ........ 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰??? 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭