Hitman 3 Dartmoor! 3 Ways to Play! MURDER MYSTERY! PHOTOGRAPHER KILL! CHANDELIER ACCIDENT?

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  • @cyberpersephone
    @cyberpersephone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    Andy earnestly trying to solve the murder mystery while Mike doesn't even realize there is a murder mystery going on is the best thing ever. It's like they were paying to completely different games.

    • @jamesherb4384
      @jamesherb4384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      isn't it always like they're playing different games though?

    • @ashtonoak4370
      @ashtonoak4370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And Jane couldnt even get in the house 2😂😂😂😂

    • @morethanmoth
      @morethanmoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Both Mike and Jane thought the funeral was for her and not the brother by "suicide".

    • @jamesherb4384
      @jamesherb4384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@morethanmoth pretty sure it was for her. she had faked her own death originally but her brother had only just been killed the night before, so it couldn't have been for him

    • @morethanmoth
      @morethanmoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jamesherb4384 oh, thanks. Still two out of the three missed a huge (yet unnecessary) plot twist.

  • @AngelBeatYunara
    @AngelBeatYunara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    Jane: "I bet Mike is smashing everything. *giggle*"
    Mike: *BONK*

    • @epicureanbard
      @epicureanbard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Perfect cut! Great job editing team!

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      beat me to it.

    • @BosmaRae
      @BosmaRae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@epicureanbard the editing on this video was amazing that intro cut with the camera flash.

    • @rodrigocampos1302
      @rodrigocampos1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i really laugh at that part

    • @oxfanblink4115
      @oxfanblink4115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Beat me to it commenting about Jane’s joke being on the money since Jon cut to Mike whacking a security guard with a shovel right after she said that 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Andy - meticulously solves murder mystery to set up perfect "suicide" assassination.
    Jane - meticulously sets up electrocution "accident" during photoshoot for perfect Instagram post.
    Mike - meticulously choses perfect shotgun to crush target with "hilarious" antler chandelier.
    Definitely three different ways to play.

    • @paul-juniorblack6151
      @paul-juniorblack6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was looking for you. The guy who explains their route. You are late my friend

    • @Sublimeoo
      @Sublimeoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      not quite perfect, you can get her to actually commit suicide if you find a certain letter

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Sublimeoo You can get Emma to kill her if you play it right.

    • @boaz6346
      @boaz6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sublimeoo what letter?

    • @Sublimeoo
      @Sublimeoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boaz6346 can't remember off top of my head, it was in a Many a True Nerd hitman vid if you wanna search it out

  • @Arindilwen
    @Arindilwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    I love how quickly 47 and Diana take to investigating the crime, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with their purpose there. Makes me picture 47 doing something similar in other locations, like going all Gordon Ramsay on a diner that could be from Kitchen Nightmares: "The target is on the move, and will be arriving in approximately 12 minutes, 47." "Excellent. My risotto will be finished by then."

    • @austinweigel5718
      @austinweigel5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I commend you for this beautiful insight

    • @ripopol
      @ripopol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Diana- "Well, it better be poisoned by then"
      47- That would be a waste of a perfect risotto.

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Honestly I'd expect 47 to serve a can of that expired spaghetti you find in every kitchen and wait for the target in the bathroom...

    • @Arindilwen
      @Arindilwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@ripopol Nah, the risotto's for the food critic that's present for part of the alternative story mission. Of course, she'll probably get knocked out and left in the bathroom during the mission, in which case 47 will have to take the risotto home with him instead. Wouldn't want to waste it.

    • @tylerh6869
      @tylerh6869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What I wanna know is why Diana seemed so set on pinning it all on Mr. Fernsby??

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    It takes some serious overconfidence in your eyesight to march into a thicket to find a coin when you can’t even see the bald man crouching in it

    • @yeoldecrone5474
      @yeoldecrone5474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah, but in all fairness, these are the same people that don't notice that the weird hairless dude with the barcode on his head is just putting on different hats. It goes to show that there are sadly no optometrists in the Hitman cinematic universe.

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahhahahahhaha

    • @mf_from_hell
      @mf_from_hell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is comment of the day, anywhere.

    • @nikanj
      @nikanj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He can see through walls and telekinetically guide briefcases.

    • @TjPhysicist
      @TjPhysicist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@yeoldecrone5474 my theory is that prosopagnosia is just inexplicably hugely prevalent in the hitman universe (we really don't know what causes it in the real world) and that in their universe 47 was specifically designed to look completely and utterly average (though, there was suggestion that he looks exactly like that model so, perhaps that theory falls apart, at any rate 47 was designed in a lab so it makes sense that you'd design him to be perfectly forgettable).

  • @anthonypaparo
    @anthonypaparo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    I think Mike is owed his round of applause, for reasons you know if you've seen this video. I didn't think it would ever happen!

    • @lordxavnoodlebrain2286
      @lordxavnoodlebrain2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That was the biggest twist of all. Although he did achieve it in a very Mike fashion.

    • @zhaley1980
      @zhaley1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I did give him a round of applause! WTG Mike!

    • @nerdgasam6838
      @nerdgasam6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm still shaking. Are we sure Ike Channel wasn't playing?

    • @archierawson3449
      @archierawson3449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      MIKE WITH THE SILENT ASSASSIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    "I bet Mike's smashing everything"
    *bonk*
    What a cut.

    • @oxfanblink4115
      @oxfanblink4115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @chancehuber6095
      @chancehuber6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can I get a time stamp?

    • @maxlittlewood
      @maxlittlewood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chancehuber6095 9:39 I believe

    • @oliviawolcott8351
      @oliviawolcott8351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      came here to say this. lol

    • @SirStronghold01
      @SirStronghold01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you could even say it was quite a nice "smash" cut

  • @notoriousbmc1
    @notoriousbmc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Mr. Fernsby, the butler: "Mr. Zachary has never been one to commit suicide before, which is why Madam Carlisle suspects foul play."

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      quite hard to practice though

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@AsbestosMuffins I think the idea is that Fernsby feels that he was not the sort of person who'd be willing to do it.

    • @ryanchapman6918
      @ryanchapman6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's not wrong, though

  • @chrisworsley8836
    @chrisworsley8836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    This will go down in OX history as the day all three of them got a five star silent assassin rating! Truly historic!

    • @RaidenDragonClaw
      @RaidenDragonClaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean it’s impressive for sure

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RaidenDragonClaw I've never seen Mike get anything higher than maybe 3. Maybe. Historic is right.

  • @SteveDice21
    @SteveDice21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This was actually "Hitman 3, 2 ways to play and Andy is also here playing LA Noire"

    • @blaa6
      @blaa6 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Them switching for each case for L.A. Noire would be pretty great.

  • @snekheadfishing
    @snekheadfishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Andy: seasoned hitman, way too into the investigation cause he's looking for a challenge
    Jane: The fresh grad hitman, first day on the job
    Mike: The hitman you got from craigslist, named mike.

  • @acomingextinction
    @acomingextinction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    This series is the best part of any new Hitman game.

    • @ulfhazelcreek8108
      @ulfhazelcreek8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Total agreement.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      💯 agree!

    • @nicholasparent753
      @nicholasparent753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Three Ways to Play series is what inspired me to take a chance on the new Hitman (no subtitle) three or so years ago after being underwhelmed by Absolution. ZERO regrets!

  • @LarryTheWanderer
    @LarryTheWanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "Im not going to look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth" is the best thing jane has ever come up with

    • @big_creamo
      @big_creamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andy said that

    • @LarryTheWanderer
      @LarryTheWanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@big_creamo yes but jane said it first, she said that in an old 3 ways to play and they bring it up in d&d sometimes

    • @big_creamo
      @big_creamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LarryTheWanderer Oh, my apologies to you, a more committed fan than I

    • @amwoodco3049
      @amwoodco3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My favourite was an old one.
      "And those pants will be my pants."

    • @tigershark94
      @tigershark94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@amwoodco3049 how about the first one where they’re playing the Beta?
      Andy: (puts on yacht staff outfit) Hello sailor!
      Mike: Can you please not say that while undressing a man?

  • @tyhyin1
    @tyhyin1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Can we all thank Andy for diligently going through the whole investigation and finding out who the murderer really was.

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He's a professional. He has standards.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's Andy's Hitman Guarantee!

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Love Diane telling him he's got enough to get the meeting and Andy being like 'I'm a PI now, I must solve the case!'

    • @tomrowell1558
      @tomrowell1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And he did it in less time than Jane and Mike, he’s a pro

    • @RobBLambert
      @RobBLambert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And all for 1000 extra score...

  • @acomingextinction
    @acomingextinction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I would 100% watch a series where Andy plays a weird, hyperaggressive detective.

    • @frankjaeger2389
      @frankjaeger2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There is a game like that, its called contradiction and I would love for them to play it.

    • @Fafhrd42
      @Fafhrd42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So, Andy Plays LA Noire?

    • @coldrainyday63
      @coldrainyday63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You mean Andy's general vibe?

    • @kamenraider1175
      @kamenraider1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well there was that bit in DnD where he attempted to slap everyone in irons

    • @WhileyCoyote
      @WhileyCoyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frankjaeger2389 Have you tried Simon Thompson's Homebrew?

  • @thewolframhart6777
    @thewolframhart6777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Master Detective Andy: Looking for clues
    Diana: Take a look at the dead body
    Andy: "Oh yeah, there's a dead body here. Yikes!"
    That is some fine detective work

  • @skyenolan4065
    @skyenolan4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    “3 ways to play”
    Everyone: time for the ol’ coin in the bush trick

    • @stoatkat3660
      @stoatkat3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Old faithful

    • @speckle2592
      @speckle2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s an oldie but a goodie...

    • @dangerszewski9816
      @dangerszewski9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      give 'em the old "bustle in your hedgerow" routine

    • @ArtifactSkyline
      @ArtifactSkyline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is "3 ways to play" not "3 ways to start a hitman mission"

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've got a coin in the bush trick, but it's gotten me in trouble in the past.

  • @LukaDaGoat77
    @LukaDaGoat77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Me watching this: “ Is the sky falling? Did pigs learn to fly? Mike with a silent assassin rating!!? What is this world coming to?” Good job Mike, I knew you could do it, eventually.

    • @Joestone1984
      @Joestone1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s a pig with a jet engine up it’s ass. He got silent assassin while discharging a shotgun to take down a chandelier made of antlers with witnesses. That’s the great white Buffalo right there.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Joestone1984 The trick is that no one SAW him. To my understanding "Silent Assassin" is about whether you get connected to the crime.

    • @Joestone1984
      @Joestone1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@marhawkman303 oh I understand that. The amazing part is that he fired a damned shotgun into a room with more than one guard and no one was able to locate him. And then with his big dick energy 47 just strolls out of there with a shotgun on his back after searching the office for the code to the safe. That’s why it was more impressive.

    • @bcfb21
      @bcfb21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It only took an apocalypse to do it.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marhawkman303 not only that--no bodies discovered (excepting the accident kill of Alexa), not caught trespassing or by an enforcer/noticer, and no one killed besides Alexa. It's truly impressive for someone who plays like Mike does.

  • @Highcoleture
    @Highcoleture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Imagine the last words you hear before you're caught in death's icy grip are just Jane saying, "Don't tell me how to do my JOB."

  • @Nakker42
    @Nakker42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Mike telling everyone he's an "outdoor" security guard and may pee on the rug, was the wrong time to take a drink.

  • @laurenbastin8849
    @laurenbastin8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    ngl it was pretty cool that Andy was able to get the target to recognise him and give him the case anyway because he was such a good detective, I almost wish there was an option to spare her afterwards

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can sort of spare her. By which I mean you can get someone else to kill her for you.

    • @laurenbastin8849
      @laurenbastin8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@John_Smith. interesting... explain more?

    • @John_Smith.
      @John_Smith. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@laurenbastin8849 It all hinges on how you solve the case. If you implicate the butler, Emma can actually kill her. If you find the letter, and tell her Zachary committed suicide, then ask for the case file, she'll jump off the balcony,

    • @laurenbastin8849
      @laurenbastin8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@John_Smith. wow, sounds very devious indeed

    • @math3000
      @math3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@John_Smith. huh, so by actually telling the truth, you'd be the one "doing the deed" instead of having others do it for you

  • @Steve_Marsden
    @Steve_Marsden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “I’m not going to look a gift opportunity in the horse-mouth” is such a wonderful callback! Man, these guys have been making gold out of hitman for years now.

  • @AlphaX02
    @AlphaX02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Well this is an absolutely historic day. Not only did Mike get 5 Star Silent Assassin, which is stunning all on it's own, but also all three of them managed to get 5 Star Silent Assassin at the same time, using completely different methods.
    This said I 100% feel and understand Andy's need to complete the case with the legitimate correct answer.

    • @sewed102
      @sewed102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did the same on my first play through. But it is great fun giving Alexa the wrong answers...

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sewed102 may she go to her grave not in peace

  • @KatieTP
    @KatieTP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    47: "Results and discretion are my specialty"
    Discretion? Obviously 47 has mentally blocked out all of Mike's playthroughs.

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well only Andy's 47 said that, so separate incarnations. He DID block out the *ahem* "fish rampage" Andy did though.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's discreet if nobody is left to witness anything.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hush-615 also by dint of the weapon being a FISH there is no way to trace the kills back to 47 based on the weapon used.

  • @Ceece20
    @Ceece20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Next Halloween should be Andy’s Academy training where he learns how to be a better Hitman from Mike.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I second that idea!

    • @CorwinAlexander
      @CorwinAlexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TBF, while they were all within 2000-3000 points of each other, Andy scored highest and Mike scored lowest on that mission.

    • @talos935
      @talos935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just more bits like Dubai
      Agent Mike, with Andy on his ear piece

    • @Godzilla-Barbie
      @Godzilla-Barbie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would have to be hosted on Eurogamer, you know, for the copious amount of cussing sure to happen😂

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Gaming Meta Andy needs to learn how to explode people :D Mike already taught him how to permanently "disable" cameras with the silverballer

  • @craig3768
    @craig3768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Andy: I'm the world's greatest detective.
    Also Andy: oh there's a dead body I missed that.🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @devlinburgess2463
    @devlinburgess2463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I like how Jane's new signature move is death by fuse.

    • @Bobainthome
      @Bobainthome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      if they ever create a fused screwdriver, she will be unstoppable.

    • @oxfanblink4115
      @oxfanblink4115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s a lot smarter than a golfclub swung shovel to the face 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @captain-chunk
      @captain-chunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it won't be long until fusey becomes screwy's friend

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it's technically death by screwdriver if you really think about it.

    • @CyanEyed07
      @CyanEyed07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fusey and screwy working together to help Jane commit crimes.

  • @ElleJM
    @ElleJM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The excitement and bewilderment in Mike's voice when he gets his score just made my day 💜

  • @rakibul27rabby
    @rakibul27rabby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Andy's Daniel Craig Knives Out impression is on point

  • @tyrannicpuppy
    @tyrannicpuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Mike knocking out a guard to avoid being frisked while carrying guns his current disguise is allowed to carry is so evident of how he chooses to play.
    Never would I have suspected he'd finish the mission the way he did. Truly incredible.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who'd have guessed that Mike would have redefined SASO to mean Silent Assassin, shotgun only.

  • @adrianoverbury4949
    @adrianoverbury4949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "They're creepy and they're kooky
    Mysterious and spooky
    They're all together ooky
    They're Madame's family"
    Best

    • @sebastianwlodarczyk
      @sebastianwlodarczyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That part made me laugh more than I expected:]

    • @little_valkyrie
      @little_valkyrie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *click click*

    • @Diablo3364
      @Diablo3364 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would have worked with carlisle better.

  • @alexusher4425
    @alexusher4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If Jane's plathroughs recently are anything to go by, 47 is slowly turning into the world's worst electrical engineer

  • @aBardThatRolls1s
    @aBardThatRolls1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Mike got a Silent Assassin rating. The end of the world is nigh.

    • @adammiller5426
      @adammiller5426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First 2020, now Mike gets a “Silent” Assassin. The end is definitely nigh

  • @Speilbilde
    @Speilbilde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I thought for a moment that Mike would get a higher score than Andy. How glorious thay would have been. Still, kudos to Mike for the five stars AND fun murder. A man truly can have it all. Who knew!

    • @callumdonington2227
      @callumdonington2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If that were to happen, let's just say Mike would be invited to Andy's manor house to be 'involved' in another murder mystery.

  • @danielribeiro1433
    @danielribeiro1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Jane: I bet Andy is having a lovelly time in the big mansion. I bet Mike is smaching everything giggle
    Cut to Mike
    Mike: Shovel to the head BONK

  • @ladyicondraco
    @ladyicondraco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I am really glad that Andy decided to fully investigate instead of laying the blame on the butler! Much more satisfying.

  • @zulubunsen9067
    @zulubunsen9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Andy's on a roll here with the references, but my favourite will be him referencing Jane's "Never look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth."

  • @MoonshineRobot
    @MoonshineRobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Jane with that "you're not my real mom" energy. I'm here for it 🤣

    • @MoonshineRobot
      @MoonshineRobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @The Gaming Meta I would be lying if I said that I did not relate entirely to all of that

  • @Keeperodd
    @Keeperodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Loved playing this level the first time. I was just exploring outside the mansion first and happened to fix the poison brewer without thinking anything special about it. Then when I had just started exploring inside the mansion and Alexa suddenly dropped dead and Diana told me "Good job 47". Was so confused since I hadnt done anything yet.

  • @odysyr
    @odysyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    3 ways to play? That's a like

  • @middleagedmutantninjaturtle18
    @middleagedmutantninjaturtle18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mike getting a silent assasin ranking is an indication to this year gonna be different

  • @happybob1441
    @happybob1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The world doesn't make sense anymore.
    Up is now down.
    Left is now Wednesday.
    Mike somehow got 5 stars and Silent Assassin.

    • @nickdejager8873
      @nickdejager8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dog and cats, living together... Mass hysteria

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickdejager8873 whoa whoa whoa... we already have too much of that last one.

    • @happybob1441
      @happybob1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickdejager8873 As this is one my favourite lines of Bill Murray's from Ghostbusters, I wish I could like it more than once.

  • @GriffinWolf
    @GriffinWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hats off to whoever did the editing on this one; it was put together brilliantly. Particularly the part with Mike and Jane both working out how to open the safe.

  • @tach-uq5tw
    @tach-uq5tw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    All of them getting 5 stars on a hitman level should go onto the OX Hall of Legends

  • @patwilson9186
    @patwilson9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    NPCs see Andy coming: Good thing I'm not the target
    NPCs see Mike coming: Oh god

  • @fearoffema
    @fearoffema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mike's surprise at his awesome skills was wholesome af

  • @AndresFrancoJ
    @AndresFrancoJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I am not just a blunt instrument" you are certainly not Mike, you are also an explodey, shooty one.

  • @talos935
    @talos935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2.5k difference points between Andy and Mike. That's fantasticly surprising for Mike. Well done for Silent Assassin too

  • @charlieholmes3147
    @charlieholmes3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Does anyone else feel slightly miffed that we can't see 47 try to pass himself off as a maid?

    • @otterblau5253
      @otterblau5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      See Hitman Absolution: hiding in plain sight by Harry Partridge

    • @jonathandavies1716
      @jonathandavies1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It would be cool if there was an Agent 48 option where you play the missions as a women. Though it would also be funny to 47 dressed as a maid with his furious glare.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonathandavies1716 Yeah SOMe Hitman games DO have playable characters other than 47... not this one.

    • @anna-flora999
      @anna-flora999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathandavies1716 weren't the 48 clones basically exactly 47 just without any free will and emotions

    • @combineadvisor572
      @combineadvisor572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that would be terrifying but also wonderful

  • @ABadassDragon
    @ABadassDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Alright Mike, what have you done this time?
    Edit: apparently, get the silent assassin. Good job, guys

  • @DtSpringleaf
    @DtSpringleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jane's takedown of the photographer was astounding. Couldn't believe that worked on the fly.

  • @Magicalseanie
    @Magicalseanie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jane, I'm disappointed. If Ellen was here she would of pointed out that that was in fact CLEARLY "a hedge fund". he he he. I'm sorry.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *would have

  • @eloquentlyemma
    @eloquentlyemma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Spoilers:
    Five stars?
    Who are you and what have you done with the real Mike?

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @The Gaming Meta *Distant Andy Voice* "Loophole!"

    • @elmuneco5108
      @elmuneco5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The impostor Mike also spent a lot of time putting unconscious dudes into boxes, which is something the real Mike can't be bothered with...

    • @AchtungBeccaC
      @AchtungBeccaC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought for sure it'd only be 4 stars. I almost shouted at the screen "use your silenced pistol," but the hunting shotgun worked. Go figure!
      We shall henceforth call him Mike Five Star Channell!

    • @christoffereinan1449
      @christoffereinan1449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@AchtungBeccaCthought the same. couldn't believe it when he somehow made it out of that unschated

    • @verneppard8149
      @verneppard8149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @The Gaming Meta That's exactly what I said while watching it lol. He went through all that trouble to keep the "good" pistol and then used the shotgun anyway!

  • @JoyFetters
    @JoyFetters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Andy: *solves a 46 (I think?) year old murder mystery*
    Jane: *electrocutes the target then sneaks around*
    Mike: *SHOVEL*

    • @Droidsbane
      @Droidsbane ปีที่แล้ว

      And a shotgun and an antler chandelier

  • @Marthe06
    @Marthe06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Your mission is to steal an important document and assassinate a prominate woman. Mike & Jane: Righty oh business as usual. Andy: Screw that Hitman No Subtitle!!! I've got a proper mystery to solve and ain't killing no one until I've detectived the crap out of it. Just love Andy's dedication to roleplay an assassin roleplaying a detective.

    • @Sonikku2008
      @Sonikku2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny thing, that. Pre-order bonus adds a "starting location" that's the default one, but with developer commentary about the level after Diana's done with her intro bit (or you get into the mission proper, as later levels will do). The way Andy played the level is the way the developers intended you to play the level the first time, get involved in the lore. They wanted you to do this so badly they almost decided to flat out give you a PI outfit for free, not even having to knock out the actual investigator, but they decided against that in the end.

  • @zacharysmith4856
    @zacharysmith4856 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean… the editing to cut from Jane saying “bet Mike’s smashing everything…” to Mike hitting a man over the head with a shovel is so well done. 👏 👏 👏

  • @ZemosMacleod
    @ZemosMacleod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    C'mon Mike, that's a Muddler outfit, if I ever saw one.

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murder is the ultimate muddle.

  • @craiglodzinski
    @craiglodzinski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Surely either Diana could arrange for the house to be signed over to 47, or he could just buy it with all those gold bars and Fabergé eggs he 'liberated' from the Milton Fitzpatrick vault?

    • @craiglodzinski
      @craiglodzinski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @The Gaming Meta I wonder if it's gone up? Or if he's on a bonus basis? Half a mill base fee, bonuses for silent assassin and optional mission items, plus he can keep anything he can steal. 47's eBay account absolutely stacked with listings for plaster busts, various tools and a concerning amount of firearms and fish.

  • @MrEman5112
    @MrEman5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jane: bet mike’s smashing everything
    *cut to mike smashing a man’s skull with a shovel*
    Clearly Jane knows her friend all too well

    • @tigershark94
      @tigershark94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of the Sapienza - Patient Zero story.
      Mike: Oh jeez! They’re like, filming a lesser known Scream sequel...well, I know how Andy’s gonna be doing this.
      *Cuts to Andy*
      Andy: WHOA! What the hell is that? Oh my god I NEED that costume!

  • @radgiraffe5519
    @radgiraffe5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The editing this must take is astounding

  • @omnipotentwatchera.k.ahewh2111
    @omnipotentwatchera.k.ahewh2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ... Good job Mike! Still chaotic and random , but somehow stealthy. I would have loved to see Jane and Andy reaction to his score.

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm actually very impressed by Mike in this one, a lot less chaotic than usual.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well... I'd say he did a better job than usual of guiding the chaos.

  • @dweebicusmaximus
    @dweebicusmaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that ‘don’t look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth’ has returned

  • @OleCrankyGamer
    @OleCrankyGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:38 brilliant editing over Jane's magnificent knowledge of her cohorts

  • @Filly437
    @Filly437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the series that introduced me to Hitman, and it continues to be the best part of the game.

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I got into playing the Hitman series because of this channel.

  • @mathsalot8099
    @mathsalot8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hands down my favorite of their Hitman videos! All 3 ways to play in this one are awesome!!

  • @paulsibley9429
    @paulsibley9429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wow well done mike 5 stars silent assassin i never thought i'd see the day

  • @AdamusPrime24
    @AdamusPrime24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Me...the world's greatest detective." That's funny, he doesn't /sound/ Belgian...

    • @otterblau5253
      @otterblau5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I understood that reference!

    • @herculepoirot9690
      @herculepoirot9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's funny, he doesn't even have a moustache...

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@herculepoirot9690 or a Bat Cowl!
      At least Mike dressed like the Riddler. Riddler is genuinely a good detective... when he tries.

    • @herculepoirot9690
      @herculepoirot9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marhawkman303 yeah I know... I remember reading an arc where he was sane and really quite a bit /hitmanish/

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@herculepoirot9690 one of the best Riddler stories :D

  • @nathand265
    @nathand265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Yeah Diana, I've got this....... OH GOD, THERE'S A BODY!"

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been waiting for this moment!! Been watching older 3 ways to play to fill my time and I'm excited to see this series back!!

  • @jacobborton3114
    @jacobborton3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Three 5-star Silent Assassins?!? Is this the hat trick of Hitman? Great work all of you (especially you Mike, we're so proud!).

  • @richharding9135
    @richharding9135 ปีที่แล้ว

    The smash cut from Jane saying "I bet Mike is smashing everything" to Mike nailing a guy in the back of the head with a shovel is just such good editing! Had me rolling!
    Coming back to this after a couple years - the recommended videos algorithm nailed it today!

  • @tmmw1975
    @tmmw1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how excited Jane gets whenever she finds a screwdriver.

    • @phyllissmith5980
      @phyllissmith5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jane's joy is a handy screwdriver, Andy's is a Stylish Suit and Mike's is an Exploding Ducky...

  • @penguingonemad
    @penguingonemad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I bet Mike's smashing everything."
    *Cut to Mike bonking someone on the head with a shovel*
    And the award for best editing goes to...

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
    @nadirbaitsaleem7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have a feeling Mike is going to turn this murder mystery into a thriller ☠️

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you do escape in the hearse (Undertaker has the key, obviously) you get the hilarious 'Last Responder' challenge.

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a nice murder mystery! And the bit at the end with Diana, in the wake of spending so much time in a gothic mansion on an overcast day, was pretty creepy.

  • @Rayne_bloodshed
    @Rayne_bloodshed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This level looks like it has enough human sized boxes to hide nearly every npc, I’ve knocked out and hidden almost every guard in the house in one playthrough

  • @cigaro_kaz5401
    @cigaro_kaz5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another great 3 ways to play! **Quietly notices Andy's location mastery did not increase but may a few points at the end**

  • @josephrich3926
    @josephrich3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. That's impressive for Mike. And Jane too. Great scores across the board.

  • @mistereclypto
    @mistereclypto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always love watching these guys play Hitman... it's amazing to see how consistently they are "Shadow", "Half-n-half", and "KILL EVERYONE ALWAYS".

  • @harenokaori
    @harenokaori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    New 3 ways to play, the earth is healing.

  • @mf_from_hell
    @mf_from_hell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best series on TH-cam at the moment. I hope you never run out of Hitman games to play.

  • @Mighty_Matlock
    @Mighty_Matlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When Andy threw the walking cane on the floor, I thought he was seeing if the cane could really walk...

  • @cognitivefailure
    @cognitivefailure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent editing on this video! I think it's supplanted the "Patient Zero: The Source" episode as my favorite in the Oxbox Hitman series.

  • @AchtungBeccaC
    @AchtungBeccaC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *sniff* I'm so proud of Mike! I didn't think he'd do it, what with the how he created the accident, but...go Mike!
    Next week, I imagine, Berlin is going to be insane.

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:44 We all saw that coming Jane.
    11:06 Great detective work there Andy-never miss a clue.
    16:29 Yep- flawless :)
    Love this series folks- keep things murder-y...

  • @RonnieBarzel
    @RonnieBarzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I solved a puzzle, you guys. I’m not just a blunt instrument.”
    Well, there’s my inspirational saying for the day.

  • @NathanWeeks
    @NathanWeeks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Alexa Carlisle:
    "Oh, I see. So, you're the ASSASIN. Here to ASSANINATE me."
    "Oh FFS, I need better bodyguards."

  • @purplemonkeydishwasher1168
    @purplemonkeydishwasher1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    awww I was looking forward to seeing Coco the Clown Goes To Skyfall

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike skips the clown suit and gets silent assassin... The Clown Suit Was The Problem The Whole Time!

  • @joshnilsson8952
    @joshnilsson8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are my favorite type of video you produce!! I’m sure it’s a lot of work but it’s so fun to watch how you each play so different! Make more Hitman 3 Ways to Play!

  • @MeteoBahamut
    @MeteoBahamut 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the content this game was made for. Amazing as always, very proud of MIke for this one. Jane really hit the nail on the head with her assessment of the usual situation and it was right, Mike did use a lot of smashing after all. Also proud of Andy for taking his new job as the worlds best detective seriously!

  • @codmanout9861
    @codmanout9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok, we NEED a reaction video of Andy seeing Mike get a 5 star Silent Assassin rating. This is something we require!!!!

  • @WarriorAngelLetsPlays
    @WarriorAngelLetsPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, very impressed by the amount of work that has gone into this level by the developers. Especially to include an actual mystery to solve and everything.
    Plus well done Mike on getting Silent Assassin! Even I had to go back and check the video when I heard him say that lol

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, that ending -- I was NOT expecting that! Wild. . .but yeah, another delightful showcase of your varying styles of play! I love the various cuts between Andy being the detective, Jane being the photographer and general staff, and Mike just being Mike. XD You guys really have the comedic timing of all these down by now! :p

  • @SonicRooncoPrime
    @SonicRooncoPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike getting Silent Assassin is a bigger twist than the twist at the end.

  • @nicholasparent753
    @nicholasparent753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've got my feet kicked up on my desk, smoking a metaphorical cigar as I look at my challenge check marked "Silent Assassin, Suit Only" for Dartmoor. Life is good.

    • @D.J.Paige71
      @D.J.Paige71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do the same but with my challenge checkmark for The Classics

    • @kyleblackburne2870
      @kyleblackburne2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      China level has to be one of the easiest yet. Just shoot the drones and then shoot both targets at the same position. Even the exit is at the bottom of the stairs. I’m going to “try” and restart from the beginning in vr and try for SA on each level 👌🏻

    • @Rayne_bloodshed
      @Rayne_bloodshed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t remember if I got silent assassin suit only but I did get sniper assassin suit only

    • @nicholasparent753
      @nicholasparent753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyleblackburne2870 I got that one the other night too, killed Royce in the Computer core, and Hush in his private room.

  • @lucasclark1669
    @lucasclark1669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Andy solved the entire mystery and then convinced her to GIVE him the case file

  • @L-92761
    @L-92761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is what the original mansion from hitman 3 looked like back in the day lol. Picked this game up after seeing this video though and I am LOVING IT!

  • @danielollett9783
    @danielollett9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to hear Andy's reaction to Mike getting Silent Assassin and only 2000 less on the mission score. Amazing! Congratulations Mike!