There's so many times where it's actually more convoluted then what they say. "Spidey and His Amazing Friends" isn't going to Disney+, it's on Disney Junior on cable. The Office is going to NBC's streaming service, but Friends isn't, it's owned by Warner and is going to HBO Max.
The new Rise of Skywalker tease is great, it's very exciting and made me more excited about the movie, it has things we've seen before of course with a new creative spin on things which im excited to see how turn out and i want that because i don't want the movie spoiled in the trailer. that's how i want a trailer to be exciting, don't give too much away and i don't know what is going to happen.. fantastic tease. and i trust JJ and the poster is amazing, the only thing wrong with it is Sidious is too much on it, he should fade away more but other than that it's great. You don't need to have any more streaming services than you need. Like 3 streaming services or whatever is all you need really idk... they are not on point its the nerd crew yeehaw pal. The Rise of Skywalker is going to be the best and most fun Star Wars movie ever i feel likr yeah
I'm at 9 minutes in and I'm simultaneously laughing really hard and also weirdly tempted to click away because of how I annoyed I am at how realistic this is.
A few days ago on a video about Beenz, an obsolete "internet currency", I suggested if they existed today people would gain or lose them based on what they tweet, thus creating a "social credit only you can buy COD lootboxes with it" system.. Turns out these guys had that idea a day earlier and turned it into a gag already, dammit.
@@Issicra I agree, and you don't even have to watch long. I first heard of them rewatching Nerd Crew vids just a couple days ago. Took me less than a minute to realize that the RLM guys don't even really have to embellish their personas that much. Even heard a _very cool!_ there.
I love how streaming started as an option to reduce piracy for the ease of access and now its full circle back to the beginning, when Piratebay and RARBG are again the solution to their gatekeeping garbage.
Some of us have a thing called MORALS. You are the reason this country is going to hell, good Christian values are being lost and replaced by millennial entitlement.
@@hanburgundy4317 *Someone changed their opinions? On the internet? Oh, nooooooooooooooooo...* Watch their reaction video again. They said that it worked to re-establish Star Wars but the next movie needed to do something interesting with those characters. Not a bad take, actually. I see where they are coming from. TFA was a flawed, unoriginal start but that could have be built upon. It just happens that Ryan Johnson is a destructive guy that decided to piss all over the original trilogy AND the what was set-up on TFA. As a result we are left with a bad first act, a terrible second act and what I can only assume will be a nonsensical third act where no character really grows and nothing is actually paid of.
@@mrofftopic2802 Mike, at least, enjoyed it, which is just ridiculous to me. Shrug. The guy spent years trashing the prequels for every little thing imaginable and said that they ruined Star Wars and certain characters from the OT, but then TFA comes out and _actually_ ruins two of the main characters and they eat it up. I get it, I was all in for TFA before I saw it and even though I didn't enjoy the film much I expected something to come from it if different directors were going to helm each one; Abrams is a hack and I knew from LOST that none of his mysteries had payoffs but someone else could take what he did and build on it. Didn't happen, though lmao I just don't get how people could like what they did to my man Han - how anyone could hate the PT but enjoy the ST. Actual Star Wars made with love by George Lucas, the cast, and his team at ILM vs. a soulless cash-grab trilogy that does nothing but shit all over the legacy of the story and the characters therein. Sorry, it just bugs me that these guys were all in for something that pissed on our heroes so I think it's funny to remind people. Clearly, I still like their videos :P
Hard to tell when the line is crossed between reality and fiction in this video. It's clearly crossed at some point it's definitely a blur (and apparently getting blurrier).
@@jorcornel558Yeah no it was just CBS All Access. I checked to see if I could find a former paramount plus, and yeah no everything just says it was formerly CBS All Access.
BMW is already making car features like heated seats, remote starting and [more scary] Anti-lock breaking systems subscription based. That means they will have a way to remotely turn off features of your car potentially. Subscription software is bad but we're headed to services for hardware.
@Oh Kinawa Capitalism is fine. A defacto oligarchy that assumes money is equivalent to merit and boxes out anyone who isn't in their class makes true capitalism impossible.
@@TheZigzagman > "true" capitalism Capitalism - a society run by and for the benefit of capitalists. Capitalist - someone who acquires power and wealth from the extraction and exploitation of workers, natural resources, and rentiers. Your anti-monopoly ideas are anti-capitalist, but it's a credit to their propaganda that you don't recognize it as such.
the best thing about streaming services is if you sign up for a free month, then forget about it, they'll still keep charging you even if your account is inactive for 2 years. they know that one day, i'll check my bank statement and be so relieved that i still have access to all of their incredible content!
@Quentin Beck Well you cant get just 1 streaming service, every single show has its own streaming service so if you want to watch the latest episode of anything you have to pay $15 a month.
@@92Raider-art yeah some smoothbrain on Twitter a while back tweeted out the image of Jay saying that and said that anyone that uses said image hates minorities and women being in movies
Christopher Larsson Yes. People will complain that you shouldn’t criticize *[product here]* and should just accept what’s given to you. Then someone will reply with Jay’s photo and quote and the person will go insane.
That's what happens when you spend your entire adult life purposely refusing to develop just to invest what should be your personality... into plastic widgets and digital whimsies. You get a ravenous, toxic subset of people willing to hurt and blame others because their Thing™ got made fun of. A sad group, but I pity them not. They have made their bed, and if any upcoming real-world disruption or catastrophe were to befall them, they'll have to lie in it. Best-case scenario, they realize the eternal pursuit of the material is a fool's errand and take it down a notch, maybe sell some of their Funkos and buy a shirt that doesn't have nerd shit on it. Worst-case, they die useless. Win-win for humanity either way.
It was nice satire, though it is true that DIsney has an endgame of wanting to be a part of a person's life from cradle to grave. That kind of influence could mold generations, and is pretty scary to think about. Very cool, very cool. *claps*
@@ernestsacco8552 I was thinking more like Channel 23 from Max Headroom. Because we all know Disney would do blipverts if the technology was available. The 10% of people's heads exploding would be seen as acceptable.
@@theCha. Social Security. You cannot bank, get a job, get an ID, or get healthcare without it. Oh noooooooo but that's something my grandpa said was okay!
Watching this after 2020 is hilarious: "Aren't we supposed to be in a recession soon?" "'You mean SW9 will be the last Star Wars movie to come out in theaters?" "I have nothing but free time to watch all those TV shows!"
The fact that I can't tell which of the major studios streaming services are real or satire says it all. If Warner Archives is not a real thing, it sounds like it.
I find it sad that for approximately 50% of the announcements, i genuinely could not tell if they were trolling me or not. I noticed on April Fools Day 2014 people joked about Disney buying Hasbro.... Now it's speculation!
Be sure not to remember that Disney was the company that pushed for copyright to be extended borderline indefinitely to prevent Mickey Mouse from becoming public domain. Hallowed be their name.
We were keeping our eye on 1984. When the year came and the prophecy didn't, thoughtful Americans sang softly in praise of themselves. The roots of liberal democracy had held. Wherever else the terror had happened, we, at least, had not been visited by Orwellian nightmares. But we had forgotten that alongside Orwell's dark vision, there was another - slightly older, slightly less well known, equally chilling: Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Contrary to common belief even among the educated, Huxley and Orwell did not prophesy the same thing. Orwell warns that we will be overcome by an externally imposed oppression. But in Huxley's vision, no Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autonomy, maturity and history. As he saw it, people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think. What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we desire will ruin us. From "Amusing Ourselves to Death" by Neil Postman.
Yeah, this is not going to end well for the studios. I'm looking forward to the studios selling the streaming rights of their collections to these "10 videos for a dollar" streaming services. It will be like the Walmart DVD bargain bin. Except without the DVDs. Or the Walmart.
“It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a foreign language, as a 1960s TV show, or even as a comic book. Now you’ve got theme park rides as the source material of movies. The only things left are breakfast cereal mascots. In our lifetime, we will see Johnny Depp playing Captain Crunch.” -Alan Moore, writer of Watchmen, and also a wizard
What was that quote from Stan Lee again? About how he grew up reading Superman and went to create Spiderman, but people now read Spiderman and go on to write Spiderman
@@RockoEstalon We're pretty much at the point where the people who make the decisions in all these companies are corporate suits who don't care about the content they sell, just that they sell it en masse. If they employ anyone who has any talent beyond doing what they're told, those people are still obstructed from doing anything good by the structure they work under. Disney is just a mass producer of family friendly generic programming and movies with no goal beyond sucking parent's money out their wallets. They'll never make anything remotely artistic again.
Well, me personally, I love Rich Evans. My favorite story about him is when he pretended an astromech droid toy was his penis and jerked it off. Of course no one knows if this is true or not. They can't possibly have video evidence to PROVE he did it.
Gusty not just nerd culture but how older media tries to pick up and mimic nerd culture, like entertainment weekly, and the shows you only see at the screens on the gas pumps that give you brain aneurisms and are hosted by 40 year old women
Boy, remember when everyone said they were "cutting the cord" because cable TV was way too expensive and inconvenient for modern entertainment consumers who use Internet services to get their music, games and movies? *ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*
@Steve Gracy if you only watch TH-cam, you are unfortunately the lowest common denominator, and a culprit in the crime of content. You don't see it, but it's true. I'm not saying that the streaming service model is right, BUT paying say 3 good content providers 30 total a month is more competitive than paying 1 cable company $60 or more without the ability to walk away from a 1 or 2 year contract. Moreover, free content is AWESOME until you want ongoing, consistent content that has continuity week to week. Free TH-cam is great but you're not getting high quality content on ad supported revenue. This is the crux of the problem. When one company can buy up all the content, they can afford to charge the best price to provide the most entertainment. But eventually they just get to choose what you watch, because their power us derived from the money we initially choose to pay. Free content sux, and paid content is great for short periods of time. It's a much more complex problem than just saying "yay youtube"
that’s because that shits from the Bible lmao, saying how ur gonna get marks on ur (left?) hand I believe in order to be able to make purchases is in the book of revelations. and if you don’t comply you go to hell! booya 😎
4 years in the future… the majority of streaming services are bleeding money cause surprise, surprise… customers aren’t actually going to sign up for everything. And Disney killed Star Wars and Marvel. This aged like fine wine.
I just found cases of unopened figures at my local Dollar tree. Imagine my excitement finding figures of Jyn Erso, Rey, animated Leia, Admiral Holdo, Rose Tico & the blind Asian & fat Puerto Rican from Rogue 1 FOR ONLY $1 EEEEEEEAAAACCCCHHHH!! What a Deal! Thank you Disney Star Wars!!
I have no idea what streaming services were real or fake.
Matt C that’s exactly what I was thinking. I honestly can’t tell where they crossed from reality to satire.
Me neither man
If it didn't have at least two plus signs or a plus sign/NOW combo it was clearly fake.
There's so many times where it's actually more convoluted then what they say.
"Spidey and His Amazing Friends" isn't going to Disney+, it's on Disney Junior on cable. The Office is going to NBC's streaming service, but Friends isn't, it's owned by Warner and is going to HBO Max.
I didn't hear any fake ones mentioned.
Just signed to RLM+ where I can watch exclusive shows like Half in the Bag, Re:View, Best of the Worst and Ellen.
wait isnt that patreon
can i see extended versions of Honest Post Credit Scenes on there? With "REAL" commentary?
XD
You win! xD
BUT WILL THERE BE A SPACE COP SOFT REBOOT??????
OR A FEEDING FRENZY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE???
At LEAST give me a Gorilla Interrupted web series!!!!
When RLM is so on point its more depressing than funny.
still pretty funny to me
I think they need to brush up on youtube nerd shows some more, it's almost become a parody of itself.
The problem: people like this actually EXIST! And like autists, they couldn't comprehend the concept or parody or irony... sad times... :(
I need to know who spent all that money on the Nerd Crew room, just to basically troll everybody on TH-cam. It's like a 20k dollar troll job
The new Rise of Skywalker tease is great, it's very exciting and made me more excited about the movie, it has things we've seen before of course with a new creative spin on things which im excited to see how turn out and i want that because i don't want the movie spoiled in the trailer. that's how i want a trailer to be exciting, don't give too much away and i don't know what is going to happen.. fantastic tease. and i trust JJ and the poster is amazing, the only thing wrong with it is Sidious is too much on it, he should fade away more but other than that it's great. You don't need to have any more streaming services than you need. Like 3 streaming services or whatever is all you need really idk... they are not on point its the nerd crew yeehaw pal. The Rise of Skywalker is going to be the best and most fun Star Wars movie ever i feel likr yeah
this is actually the most horrifying episode of black mirror so far
It’s so stunning, and it’s a episode about family
@@Markm8 And that's what makes it so powerful
Very cool
I clapped.
Yes it was
This is simultaneously the funniest yet most depressingly realistic depiction of nerd culture in 2019
"nerd" culture. All of those channels are nerd blackface.
This, part of me wonders if they should just pack the channel in. I don't think they can top this.
Magnus Bergmark “nerd blackface” ...I fucking hate how accurate that statement is
@@Mankepanke yep, whenever something goes mainstream you get alot of that. Now nerd culture isn't different, it's just basic bitch, how ironic.
I'm at 9 minutes in and I'm simultaneously laughing really hard and also weirdly tempted to click away because of how I annoyed I am at how realistic this is.
The Nerd Crew is David Lynchs most thrilling work to date.
David lynch should make a star wars movie
This one's a bit too frightening for my liking
Jay, did you fart?
David Lynch is the real hack with his rabbit movies
@@joshpecker4352 He was asked. He refused.
"You left a 2 star review on Rotten Tomatoes for The Last Jedi. Your grocery purchase was declined. Increase movie rating to proceed."
DisneysRipeTomatoes.com*
very cool....
Social Credit (TM) brought to you by Google and Disney
A few days ago on a video about Beenz, an obsolete "internet currency", I suggested if they existed today people would gain or lose them based on what they tweet, thus creating a "social credit only you can buy COD lootboxes with it" system.. Turns out these guys had that idea a day earlier and turned it into a gag already, dammit.
@@danskyder1564
I can't wait for a riot cop in Mickey Mouse ears to beat my skull in when Disney Dream Fulfillment Center #547 tries to unionize.
"He's bitching about star wars, is he alt-right?"
My favorite line
Disliking Star Wars and Ghostbusters is white supremacy.
@@RemixedVoice
--->the joke--->
your head
@@RemixedVoice r/woooooooosh
@@RemixedVoice Said the commie.
@@RemixedVoice they're mocking you
3 grown men talk about something I don't care about while parodying something I don't know and I love it
Redletter in a nutshell
I think is better not knowing where does this come from because it must be cringy as fuck
When you know about Collider, it's even funnier
Yeah, you really have to watch Collider to appreciate this.
@@Issicra I agree, and you don't even have to watch long. I first heard of them rewatching Nerd Crew vids just a couple days ago. Took me less than a minute to realize that the RLM guys don't even really have to embellish their personas that much. Even heard a _very cool!_ there.
12:41 when played in reverse, Jay says, "We all bow to our Disney overlords. Hail the mouse. Hail the mouse."
Bryce Edward Brown Thanks!
Danke
not all heroes wear capes
That’s weird, all I heard was “Turn Me On, Dead Man. I Buried Paul in Cranberry Sauce.”
Thank you! I KNEW someone would do this, saving me all the hard work...which I would never have done anyway ^_^
RLM is like listening to the blues. It is depressing in content but somehow makes you feel better.
BassPlayer60134 It’s also listening to people who want to kill themselves and enjoying it.
That's very accurately stated.
At 12:40, Jay says, "We all bow to our Disney overlords. Hail the Mouse! Hail the Mouse!"
I downloaded and reversed it. ;)
Very cool !!!!
Very cooooooool!!!!
👏👏👏👏👏 Gotta clap for that!
@@mythhead2688 VEEERRRY COOOOOL
@@Y.M... very cool go ++ now
People from the future are going to watch this on History Channel Plus...
History Channel Plus, showing the correct version of history. Remember kids, we have always been at war with Eastasia
Doubleplusgood !
@@gelatinouscube6346 The problem is you still need to subscribe to CNN++ for the two minutes hate.
DaClems
Well... that and fake pawn shops
Found with the help of Handy Manuel.
I love how streaming started as an option to reduce piracy for the ease of access and now its full circle back to the beginning, when Piratebay and RARBG are again the solution to their gatekeeping garbage.
This. This sooooooo much. Thank you for putting my frustration into words.
The only streaming service I need an account for is EZTV.
Some of us have a thing called MORALS. You are the reason this country is going to hell, good Christian values are being lost and replaced by millennial entitlement.
@@loldoctor Before anyone replies to this post, keep in mind it is bait.
@@loldoctor Exactly, you wouldn't download a car!
"How dare you make a sensible financial move!" - Rich 2019
*FUCK SONY!*
3 years later, Jay's line "Aren't we supposed to be going into a recession soon" hits different.
We hit recession every 8-15 years, pretty much a cycle.
12:40 "We all bow to our Disney overlords, hail the mouse, hail the mouse" - incase anyone was wondering
Batbrush THANK YOU! I was having a Twin Peaks moment but without subtitles. 😱
Thanks i was looking for this comment, *very cool*
Thank you!!
That was incredible. I loved that part
Thanks dude
Can we please appreciate “Food Network: To Go”
Yeah that one had me lmao
How is that not the real name
I thought it was one of the real ones
Food Network: A la Carte
@@Kladyos
Food network, cordon bleu.
"What about Rey?"
"Who?"
Spot on guys, spot on...
Mr Off Topic ya know, the girl who stole The Death Star disc thing
@@dubbela07 It's the girl who dies in the beginning of The Last Jedi, no?
Does nobody remember 2015? These guys loved The Force Awakens, back then. Not that they're actual Star Wars fans, whatsoever; Trekkies.
@@hanburgundy4317 *Someone changed their opinions? On the internet? Oh, nooooooooooooooooo...*
Watch their reaction video again. They said that it worked to re-establish Star Wars but the next movie needed to do something interesting with those characters. Not a bad take, actually.
I see where they are coming from. TFA was a flawed, unoriginal start but that could have be built upon. It just happens that Ryan Johnson is a destructive guy that decided to piss all over the original trilogy AND the what was set-up on TFA. As a result we are left with a bad first act, a terrible second act and what I can only assume will be a nonsensical third act where no character really grows and nothing is actually paid of.
@@mrofftopic2802 Mike, at least, enjoyed it, which is just ridiculous to me. Shrug. The guy spent years trashing the prequels for every little thing imaginable and said that they ruined Star Wars and certain characters from the OT, but then TFA comes out and _actually_ ruins two of the main characters and they eat it up.
I get it, I was all in for TFA before I saw it and even though I didn't enjoy the film much I expected something to come from it if different directors were going to helm each one; Abrams is a hack and I knew from LOST that none of his mysteries had payoffs but someone else could take what he did and build on it. Didn't happen, though lmao I just don't get how people could like what they did to my man Han - how anyone could hate the PT but enjoy the ST. Actual Star Wars made with love by George Lucas, the cast, and his team at ILM vs. a soulless cash-grab trilogy that does nothing but shit all over the legacy of the story and the characters therein.
Sorry, it just bugs me that these guys were all in for something that pissed on our heroes so I think it's funny to remind people. Clearly, I still like their videos :P
I like how this literally predicted Paramount plus existing like two years before it actually did
You know Mike got paramount+ so he could jack off to startrek.
Hard to tell when the line is crossed between reality and fiction in this video. It's clearly crossed at some point it's definitely a blur (and apparently getting blurrier).
Wait Paramount+ wasnt out then?
@@jorcornel558Yeah no it was just CBS All Access. I checked to see if I could find a former paramount plus, and yeah no everything just says it was formerly CBS All Access.
@@jorcornel558it was announced late 2020 early 2021
"Food Network _to go"_
Food Network producer: write that down!
haha, i thought that too, it's too good!:D
I thought that one was real... It is a great name.
Out Above that’s too good.
Its really a good name....
If you put the underscore outside the quotation mark, it will italicize what you were intending to italicize
-The TH-cam Comment Fairy
I just imagine Mike laughing like a bond villain when Lootcrate went bust
I did.
I just imagine him laughing like Mike. How is that not infinitely more creepy
Lootcrate went bust? Oh no this is terrible. Now who will send me random boxes of junk nobody can otherwise give away?
Mike laughing in a swivel chair while petting a Tribble on his lap.
I never realized how much I want Mike as a Bond villain until now
Polish Immigrant is my favorite Star Wars character
I love all the new characters! They're so fun and memorable such as............... and also..................
They're smashing. But, mind you, you need to quench all those uprisings.
her weapon is a pierogie launcher and she uses the force when she consumes salceson
I've been busting my ass for two weeks being a Nerd Crew fan and I have waited my whole adut life for this episode to come out
Waited for a year for this 😂😂😂
Buahahahaha
very cool I think
LMAO
“MTV minus” is basically what happened to MTV in the 90s.
At least there were the cartoons
No shit
I'm beginning to think this series is satirical.
Hardly!
sooljim what makes you say that?
(Nicolas Cage's face) you don't say
What's satire nowdays?
It's not a satire. It's a tragedy
I realize it's a joke but Food Network To Go is actually a great name for a Food Network streaming service
Yeah it sounded real amid the plusplusplusminus
I would gladly pay for a subscription for the original Iron Chef show alone
Exactly haha
10 years from now people will be talking about how prophetic this was. If Disney has cleared them for comment access.
Its already accurate
BMW is already making car features like heated seats, remote starting and [more scary] Anti-lock breaking systems subscription based. That means they will have a way to remotely turn off features of your car potentially. Subscription software is bad but we're headed to services for hardware.
@Oh Kinawa
Capitalism is fine. A defacto oligarchy that assumes money is equivalent to merit and boxes out anyone who isn't in their class makes true capitalism impossible.
@@TheZigzagman This is true capitalism
@@TheZigzagman > "true" capitalism
Capitalism - a society run by and for the benefit of capitalists.
Capitalist - someone who acquires power and wealth from the extraction and exploitation of workers, natural resources, and rentiers.
Your anti-monopoly ideas are anti-capitalist, but it's a credit to their propaganda that you don't recognize it as such.
Can someone send me a trial link for RLM+? It won't let me watch this new video until I sign up.
You should do an SFM based on some shorts from this episode. You could pull it off.
Ayy TFtubers watch RLM?
RLM+ is just their patron 😳
🆗
I'm glad to see Rich got his contract renewed
Tony Mozzarella He wasn’t replaced!
Endless options for renewal.
I’m glad they revived him after he died before the last video.
the best thing about streaming services is if you sign up for a free month, then forget about it, they'll still keep charging you even if your account is inactive for 2 years. they know that one day, i'll check my bank statement and be so relieved that i still have access to all of their incredible content!
"he's bitching about star wars is he alt right?" That made me burst laughing and I love this satire of nerd podcasts I'mma start watching more lol
"Actual statement on economics"
14 likes
"Very cool"
21 likes
And ppl wonder why we're in this shit
Economics very cool
what do you mean "satire" ?
12:41
“We all bow to our Disney overlords. Hail the mouse. Hail the mouse.”
Thank you!
@@MarsofAritia
Any time this song is referenced, all I can think of is the end scene of Full Metal Jacket.
MultiBeerme anytime full metal jacket is referenced, I think of fullmetal alchemist
@@MarsofAritia
Who's our little furry friend who lives in reactor 3?
C-A-N-C-E-R M-O-U-S-E
Who's Radioactive fur is slowly killing me?
C-A-N-C-E-R M-O-U-S-E
Very cool. Very cool.
I can't wait for Dan Ackroid's crystal skull streaming service for ConeHeads 2
Yeah theres going to be an animated series based on his failed directorial debut, nothing but trouble. Ive waited my whole life for that
@@angrybadger8136 YES! Co-starring Chris Farley's bloated corpse! As a hologram!
I can't wait to pirate all these shows and then not watch them.
Welcome to 5D
@Quentin Beck The Nerd Crew listed plenty of reasons to not support Disney.
@Quentin Beck Well you cant get just 1 streaming service, every single show has its own streaming service so if you want to watch the latest episode of anything you have to pay $15 a month.
@Quentin Beck you are the problem.
@Quentin Beck I do have a streaming service. I just don't have all the streaming services.
It's so sad that reality became so awful that this series became obsolete.
Bet your happy now
You know The Nerd Crew is awesome when Jay's "don't ask questions, consume product" quote pisses off people on Twitter.
Lol what! Is this really happening?
@@92Raider-art yeah some smoothbrain on Twitter a while back tweeted out the image of Jay saying that and said that anyone that uses said image hates minorities and women being in movies
Christopher Larsson Yes. People will complain that you shouldn’t criticize *[product here]* and should just accept what’s given to you. Then someone will reply with Jay’s photo and quote and the person will go insane.
That's what happens when you spend your entire adult life purposely refusing to develop just to invest what should be your personality... into plastic widgets and digital whimsies. You get a ravenous, toxic subset of people willing to hurt and blame others because their Thing™ got made fun of. A sad group, but I pity them not. They have made their bed, and if any upcoming real-world disruption or catastrophe were to befall them, they'll have to lie in it. Best-case scenario, they realize the eternal pursuit of the material is a fool's errand and take it down a notch, maybe sell some of their Funkos and buy a shirt that doesn't have nerd shit on it. Worst-case, they die useless. Win-win for humanity either way.
@@Hanzer-ns5bh Holy shit dude. Chill.
The greatest show in the history of pop culture, geek culture AND nerd culture
very cool
VERY true
👏
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS.
Really makes me think of the future of podcasts
That skit about Disney owning gas stations and grocery stores was legitimately terrifying.
Disney is literally becoming BNL from walle
It was nice satire, though it is true that DIsney has an endgame of wanting to be a part of a person's life from cradle to grave. That kind of influence could mold generations, and is pretty scary to think about. Very cool, very cool. *claps*
@@ernestsacco8552 I was thinking more like Channel 23 from Max Headroom. Because we all know Disney would do blipverts if the technology was available. The 10% of people's heads exploding would be seen as acceptable.
@@theCha. Social Security. You cannot bank, get a job, get an ID, or get healthcare without it. Oh noooooooo but that's something my grandpa said was okay!
@E R So you're saying Disney will buy Amazon?
Watching this after 2020 is hilarious:
"Aren't we supposed to be in a recession soon?"
"'You mean SW9 will be the last Star Wars movie to come out in theaters?"
"I have nothing but free time to watch all those TV shows!"
RLM are the three wise men we don't deserve
Disney healthcare+ and basic needs™ are on spot too.
Oh, and regarding Star Wars - "Rei who?"
The nerd crew is great, it’s a perfect parody of the emptiness of nerd culture. CONSUME MORE PRODUCT!!!
Pim Tool Don’t ask questions just consume product and get excited for more product.🤣
Is that what Tim Pool has under the beanie?
It's like in the movie They Live, except they don't even bother to make the messages subliminal.
BUY
CONSUME
CONFORM
OBEY
Yeah i freaking love it...It's very cool 🤣
I like to think new people come here thinking this is actually legitimate
You mean it's not?
Na those sheeps are still watching Collider
@@zohebsaikia Watch Mojo bruh
2 pegit 2 quit
The fact that I can't tell which of the major studios streaming services are real or satire says it all. If Warner Archives is not a real thing, it sounds like it.
Me, personally, I'm looking forward to a Breaking Bad-style, 7-season, gritty reboot of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Hungry for crack
Yeah but the last two seasons will suck when they run out of source material.
This is Black Mirror level dystopian sci-fi
It took me a few seconds to even realize it was a parody, it was so perfect. I thought they went over to the dark side.
And dark comedy
And real life.
I like how the nerd crew universe is basically turning into a cyberpunk dystopia.
"The Nerd Crew Universe"
We're all gonna be _wishing_ it was contained within a parody show. Give it five years for the suck to _really_ start.
@@Hanzer-ns5bh can I at least get a robot arm before I get contract enslaved by disney?
@@LastMan-z5b only if it's red.
Hanzer 2277 I’m going to live in a van, down by the river
All their show's are.
I find it sad that for approximately 50% of the announcements, i genuinely could not tell if they were trolling me or not.
I noticed on April Fools Day 2014 people joked about Disney buying Hasbro....
Now it's speculation!
This is what happens when the cable monopoly isn't broken up fast enough and copyright law is pushed to forever + a day.
Yup, here's my ultimatum to monopolies, accept a TRUST BUSTER and overhauling of copyright law or accept my subscription to Pegleg+
How much is Forever+ monthly?
THATS RIGHT JAY!
Be sure not to remember that Disney was the company that pushed for copyright to be extended borderline indefinitely to prevent Mickey Mouse from becoming public domain. Hallowed be their name.
@@KaiserMattTygore927 I'm somewhat torn between Blackbeard Online and Pegleg+ though.
Jay: 'Aren't we supposed to be going into a recession soon?'
Oh, Jay, how depressingly correct you were...
@uNnHkP8mza it's not age old nor inevitable; just a reflection of our modern economic and justice systems
@uNnHkP8mza America & Capitalism have not existed since the Bronze Age, economic meltdowns are not an inevitability we’re powerless to stop.
The Plandemic preceding the Great Reset.
@unnhkp8mza522 lol what no
@@Marinealver-has velcro shoes
These guys destroy more mid-2000's tech than Neil Breen.
In the future this will no longer be seen as comedy but as prophecy.
That's happening right now...
@@andrewlaco1776 It doesn't have to be the distant future, it could have been 10 minutes after I posted the comment.
@@jhhwild lol nice recovery
The guys have predicted numerous public figure deaths over the years. Now they’re predicting the imminent death of nerd culture as we know it
@@rhetiq9989 really? any big names in particular?
Jay says “we bow to our Disney overlords, hail the mouse, hail the mouse” in reverse.
Graham Whitworth sounds like twin peaks
we all bow*
Thank you.
You're doing God's work son.
@@AlvinFlang967 The guy loves twin peaks. I'm betting he had a blast saying that line in reverse.
I love when Mike and Jay break at 2:25
Rich Evans was the key to all of this
That echo on FUUUCK OFFFF! will crack me up every time.
I am looking forward to "The Great Streaming Crash of 2021". I'm buying a few dvd's again for when it happens.
Harold i’m stocking up on zip discs and laser discs.
So you just bought a few boxes sets of "The Office?" I heard that's like, 99% of all streams.
The market is destined to collapse in it's current format.
@@randomfools808 it's funny I used to say netflix having a monopoly would be a good thing, seems i will be proven correct.
Man oh man, it has never been more fulfilling to "sail the seven seas" than in the last 6 years if you catch my drift. Yarrr.
THE NERD CREW IS BACK! NO ONE IS EVER REALLY GONE!!!
They're back again everyone. They're back again until they're gone.
I thought Rich was dead.
Nerd Crew in the house.
Food Network To Go is actually a brilliant name, to be honest
I thought the same. If there are any Food Network execs out there watching this, I bet they're real mad they didn't think of that first.
Food Network a la Carte
@@sauske772 Well I guess it's no worse than Food Network: Cook or be Cooked
That's exactly what they'd want you to think, though. That they're cute.
@@Kladyos Food Network a la Carte would be their pay-per-view service.
it's amazing how they kept up that peppy charade, all the while you can tell they're just absolutely seething with rage.
thats the true genius of these nerd crew clips
I honestly can’t tell how many of those streaming services were fake
Not much, lol
the only real one was FoodNetwork To Go!
The last four were fakes
Warner _ and Archives are real
Only some of the Hasbro unfortunately
"Mike if you knew about the industry so much how come you weren't invited to the opening of Galaxy's Edge?" BURN
I was so waiting for the ''I ve been busting my ass..'' line
The funny thing is that idk what is a joke and whats for real
@@darthkai8242 sounds legit
It's all a joke, and about half of it is real.
The reality of crown world, we don't know anymore..
It’s all real, and about half of it is a joke.
I actually had to google the streaming services and checked which are real and which are not 😂
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Mickey's boot stamping on a human face - forever.
noice
Very cool
It was the 4th of April 1984 and the clocks were striking striking 13......
@@TH-camChannel-ol7zx I know what book that is, I clapped when I read it
We were keeping our eye on 1984. When the year came and the prophecy didn't, thoughtful Americans sang softly in praise of themselves. The roots of liberal democracy had held. Wherever else the terror had happened, we, at least, had not been visited by Orwellian nightmares.
But we had forgotten that alongside Orwell's dark vision, there was another - slightly older, slightly less well known, equally chilling: Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Contrary to common belief even among the educated, Huxley and Orwell did not prophesy the same thing. Orwell warns that we will be overcome by an externally imposed oppression. But in Huxley's vision, no Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autonomy, maturity and history. As he saw it, people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think.
What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we desire will ruin us.
From "Amusing Ourselves to Death" by Neil Postman.
I lost it on Galaxy Edge come back..."You don't have a comeback for that motherf**ker!"" 🤣🤣
Yeah that was the best!
Look for "Kristian Harloff Galaxy's Edge" here on youtube. That was a hilarious reference.
Pirate bay has all your streaming needs
Wowee
Disney is going to buy pirate bay next, and make an animated movie about it and sell it back to you!
You can't use pirate Bay you are a good guy you promised.
LOL
Make sure you pay another monthly fee to your vpn.
Nerd Crew aged like wine. This episode in particular
They've literally called out shills and reactors! LMFAO
Who else is looking forward to the Great Streaming Crash of 2021?
It's coming.
@@Lance37a Tomorrow?
Yeah, this is not going to end well for the studios. I'm looking forward to the studios selling the streaming rights of their collections to these "10 videos for a dollar" streaming services. It will be like the Walmart DVD bargain bin. Except without the DVDs. Or the Walmart.
I guess in the end we will all just go back to watching Netflix and that's OK.
When's the HIV+ app premiering?
This is my first time watching The Nerd Crew. I thought this would be a podcast but this is better.
Welcome to hell
They're doing podcasts? I don't do podcasts; I mean the Pet Shop Dudes don't do podcasts either. No wait a second....
The Nerd Crew reaction to Spider-Man is literally everyone on Twitter
Two years later and this feels like the greatest work of art ever created in the history of mankind.
The RLMCU is so dense, every shot has a cynical effect.
THIS comment made me laugh out loud.
I clapped
It's stylistically designed to be that way . . .
Hopefully it'll work.
We just need them to go faster and more intense
It's really depressing how accurate this is and how many people just support crap ... Very Cool!
Very cool!
Most of the streaming services will fail because no one will pay for them all.
Are you talking about redlettermedia or all the streaming services?
VEEEEEEEEEERY COOL
@@nutyyyy True. But Disney will succeed and once most/all of the others are dead, they'll jack up the price to Comcast levels.
“It seems that every movie is a remake of something that was better when it was first released in a foreign language, as a 1960s TV show, or even as a comic book. Now you’ve got theme park rides as the source material of movies. The only things left are breakfast cereal mascots. In our lifetime, we will see Johnny Depp playing Captain Crunch.” -Alan Moore, writer of Watchmen, and also a wizard
What was that quote from Stan Lee again? About how he grew up reading Superman and went to create Spiderman, but people now read Spiderman and go on to write Spiderman
You forgot prophet
@@RockoEstalon We're pretty much at the point where the people who make the decisions in all these companies are corporate suits who don't care about the content they sell, just that they sell it en masse. If they employ anyone who has any talent beyond doing what they're told, those people are still obstructed from doing anything good by the structure they work under.
Disney is just a mass producer of family friendly generic programming and movies with no goal beyond sucking parent's money out their wallets. They'll never make anything remotely artistic again.
Crazy how so much of this aged so welll.
Hollywood superstar Rich Evans is such an amazing addition to this show.
Well, me personally, I love Rich Evans. My favorite story about him is when he pretended an astromech droid toy was his penis and jerked it off. Of course no one knows if this is true or not. They can't possibly have video evidence to PROVE he did it.
In a couple of years this video have become the 'Simpsons predicted 9/11' of its day.
You have no idea what a present this is. This has literally made my day 10 times better.
Vito - Better than vaping bath water? Lol
@@gaydonaldtrump LOL
I come back to these nerd crew videos on a monthly basis. Somehow they become more and more relevant rather than less
12:41 he says “We all bow to our Disney overlords. Hail the mouse! Hail the mouse!”
was hoping someone would post that haha thanks!
Genius
Jay becoming a David Lynch film
If you activate auto generated subtitles it says "wombling their older boy girl boy"...
Oh hey Rynn, fancy seeing you here, I like your tumblr blog it’s VERY cool.
I love how much trouble Jay has staying in character and not laughing at everything Rich says.
@@scottk1525 How fucking *dense* can you get? He's laughing at the *trouble* not any one discrete event *CHRIST*
How do you know? You only get to see what they keep in after editing, for all you know there are hours of Jay laughing on the cutting room floor...
“You can only turn your hat so far sideways to hide the fact that your 48.”
...I'm 52.
Pftt!
YOU’RE 52!
@@bellboy7809 *slowly turns hat* Noooo... 42.
Terminal Cancer bigot.......................
Why I keep my hat pointed forward, and fuck it people think I'm old ;-p
"it's not in alphabetical order they're just listed randomly" killed me
Is it bad that when they said that Disney bought Hasbro, I actually believed them for a second?
Blastinus it’s sad almost half of the things they said in this video are believable
Hasbro = Blizzard. And yes they did.
I googled hasbro plus. I’ll show myself out.
I believed them lol though maybe they owned transformers or something.
@@megageek8509
I googled warner archive . Turns out it was real though ...
"Did Drew Struzan die ?"
"No, he is still alive."
Uh-oh.
Mr. Struzan, better make your will, your days are numbered.
GOD this is the best representation of Shitty Nerd Culture, right down to the Editing Popular Characters Into Mega Man Sprites. Love it!
Gusty Seanbaby’s not a shitty nerd... I think!?
I'd argue it's a parody of current internet culture in general!
Gusty not just nerd culture but how older media tries to pick up and mimic nerd culture, like entertainment weekly, and the shows you only see at the screens on the gas pumps that give you brain aneurisms and are hosted by 40 year old women
A good parody of nerd still media as it's called
It’s so funny considering 11 year old me did exactly that on MS paint
RLM willingness to just destroy their stuff is endlessly rewatchable
Wow Im really happy that I have my Piracy™+ subscription
utorrent does offer a paid deal I think lol
Excuse me that's very UN-cool of you, how could you NOT support Disney!
Lucas Toole use qbittorrent it’s free and open source, only retards use utorrent
you sir, are a real human being. and a real hero as well , thank you for being responsible by pirating TV shows and movies.
6:39 "He's bitching about Star Wars. Is he Alt-R!ight?"
Just predicted the future media headlines.
This being the reality of the world right now made me laugh, then cry.
My girlfriend - who's never seen the nerd crew before , but understands the culture war - and I both laughed so hard when we heard that. Pure gold.
With the innocence of a wide eyed child, Jay uttered those words and I spit my drink all over myself.
Remember if you don't like the current direction of any piece of corporate media, you are LITERALLY HITLER.
@@that1guy375 then listen to more Masu Dore
"You know everytime I drink Pepsi, I have a streaming service." Cricketts. HAHAHAH
6:08 “what about Rey?”
“Who?” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Boy, remember when everyone said they were "cutting the cord" because cable TV was way too expensive and inconvenient for modern entertainment consumers who use Internet services to get their music, games and movies?
*ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*
You forgot to make a point.
We'll all go back to buying DVDs and blu-rays at this rate
Cinnamon Noir just use illegal streaming services for free.
@Steve Gracy if you only watch TH-cam, you are unfortunately the lowest common denominator, and a culprit in the crime of content. You don't see it, but it's true. I'm not saying that the streaming service model is right, BUT paying say 3 good content providers 30 total a month is more competitive than paying 1 cable company $60 or more without the ability to walk away from a 1 or 2 year contract. Moreover, free content is AWESOME until you want ongoing, consistent content that has continuity week to week.
Free TH-cam is great but you're not getting high quality content on ad supported revenue. This is the crux of the problem. When one company can buy up all the content, they can afford to charge the best price to provide the most entertainment. But eventually they just get to choose what you watch, because their power us derived from the money we initially choose to pay.
Free content sux, and paid content is great for short periods of time. It's a much more complex problem than just saying "yay youtube"
They were too greedy, and now they ruined streaming. Back to piracy for me.
Hello Piracy, my old Friend
I've come to talk with you again...
Disney owning basic needs joke was genuinely horrifying.
rocknroller167 Sounds like the USSR.
It's the future libertarians want.
@@Blackgriffonphoenixg hail the free market mouse. loyalty to privatization of basic needs.
that’s because that shits from the Bible lmao, saying how ur gonna get marks on ur (left?) hand I believe in order to be able to make purchases is in the book of revelations. and if you don’t comply you go to hell! booya 😎
distopian.
When Mike said “Mickey, play calming classical music” I honestly expected “Let It Go” or “Hakuna Matata”.
I watched this while a cricket was chirping in the background outside my house. It made even the slightest pauses so much funnier.
That was no mere cricket my friend. That was a "Jiminy Bot". There are everywhere and see all...
Finally! Some real, unbiased, professional opinion. And Rich Evan's.
13:25 I love this line delivery
Autism cat! Where's my sweetroll?
Reee
Wowee it’s my favourite New Vegas youtuber
4 years in the future… the majority of streaming services are bleeding money cause surprise, surprise… customers aren’t actually going to sign up for everything. And Disney killed Star Wars and Marvel. This aged like fine wine.
They predicted everything like Matt and Trey!😅
"Who is this character? Is that a polish immigrant?"
I laughed way too hard at this.
"Why is she wearing Old Navy clothes?"
Haha love the Collider drama reference. Those hacks
Was that the Shut the fuck up part?
@K19 I only know of collider from the one guy that was mad about not being invited.
Blind wave is way worst and it's amazing people watch their "content" 😂
@@BrandonHasAChannel you do know your comment let's us know you watch it right
Am I the only one who was hoping that Jack Packard would make an appearance as the producer and argue with Mike?
that polish immigrant doll, has been sitting on shelves at 5 below for nearly a year now... they're like $1 each...
I found the 6" Black Series one at The Reject Shop.
*slide whistle*
I just found cases of unopened figures at my local Dollar tree. Imagine my excitement finding figures of Jyn Erso, Rey, animated Leia, Admiral Holdo, Rose Tico
& the blind Asian & fat Puerto Rican from Rogue 1 FOR ONLY $1 EEEEEEEAAAACCCCHHHH!!
What a Deal! Thank you Disney Star Wars!!
I'm not surprised; Schindler's List was a really depressing movie, so I don't know why they thought toys would sell well.
@@CaptainRegular considering when it was made, why didn't we get a Schindler's List happy meal?
I had a friend once who wanted to start a podcast with me. Looking back, I'm glad we didn't, because he wanted it to be exactly like this.
you mean as comedically good as this or as identical as the subject they are mocking?
@@williampan29 The second one.