JACKSFILMS! I REMEMBER JACKSFILMS! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW JACKSFILMS IN THE COMMENT SECTION! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Edit: also, Solo is the best star wars film since ROTJ. Don't @ me.
@@CineMasterDamian Considering how you used the same argument in at least 2 threads, i guess its fair enough to tell you what others have already told you: "buying stuff is not freedom"
Melissa Mcartney (is that her name?) Could actually be a pretty good female Rich Evans. It's sad that she was attached to the ghostbusters train wreck, she's pretty funny in most of the stuff I have seen with her. Edit: she would be a good Rich in film, obviously she wouldn't be like the real Rich but it's a movie so obviously everything will be over the top. Jay can be played by Paget Brewster. I don't see any connection, but I like her and Jay is so vanilla he could be played by anyone.
+Daniel Mendelson: If I were to make an extremely rough estimate, about 20% of the information is actually true, 50% of it is false but came from real clickbait articles, and 30% was completely made up for the video.
The thinly veiled disdain and disgust displayed by Mike and Jay is PERFECTION. Rich Evans is awesome as Rich Evans and deserves a godamned Tony award for his numerous portrayals of the role.
Rich Evans does deserve an award, but the only thing he got was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSS
This is the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen them do. Non-CGI fire. How long did it take to set up? Did they have help from a pyrotechnic expert? Did they get it in one take? Were there trained firefighters on hand in case of any problems? Were they wearing flame retardant clothing or other PPE? Did they get a permit from their town or did they just wing it? Did they have fire blankets or other equipment nearby just in case? If Rich Evans was burned would they drive him to the hospital or would he fend for himself? The people have a right to know.
Jason Neil its funny because its mocking the ridiculousness of the click bait sites and the corporatism in movie studios. Like you said, this is actually pretty accurate. Studios dont care about quality, just quantity. If they can reboot franchises every 2 years and say its going to be different with a different actor or gender then they dont care if they fail or if theyre shit movies. Its actually really sad.
Oh please, I would need at least ten half-hour videos of nerd news a day, or what's even the point. I demand that Social Media Influencers work at least 23 hours a day for $5 per hour to be worthy of my attention.
Even better: Keep it running and watch on your phone. You'll slowly drift away in your friend's company and you'll never see the video end. You'll be together forever ...unless TH-cam activated that fucking autoplay *again*.
This is why Marvel and DC should not put everyone in the same universe. It's way too huge, and basically impossible to maintain a reasonable continuity.
@Jake Shattuck they had an alien invasion attacking cities. Then we had age of Ultron where he had taken over the internet and was trying to get access to launch codes. That still wasn't good enough reason to call Captain Marvel?
Easy...yes, Bob Iger said in an interview that they would move a little bit slower on Star Wars. Basically they have realized that one movie a year kind of ruins the special feeling of the Franchise. And yes, there is talk about a Mandalorian show. It's pointless to try to keep track of any DC project, because their plans change weekly. Their newest fad seems to be to do as much female lead properties as possible, but no telling which will actually be put into production. It's also pointless to pay attention to any headline having "Hugh Jackson" in it, because whatever he says, it has nothing to do with what Feige is planning.
Nerd culture should never be a thing. Being interested and knowledgeable on history, math, science, or any sort of fictional universe is cool but calling yourself a nerd and trying to act like the stereotype is cringy
I love how the "four standalone joke movies" wasn't even a joke. At the time, DC was planning on releasing a Joaquin Phoenix movie, A harley Quinn and Joker movie and a dceu Joker movie.
The problem isn't geek culture, it's the mainstreaming of geek culture. Now everyone is getting in on it. You have people who were never true geeks all of a sudden turning into "nerds and geeks" and reaping all the views and subs for being a geek.
@@martuut.9404 What are they then? Autistic? Man-children? Seriously if you dont believe they exist they have to be something else then? Considering i consider myself one and yes ill accept the man-child and autistic labels with pride as well cause i dont care since all i care about are fantasy/scifi and yes i have tons of plastic and plush 'toys' as well as posters and autographs
In the Thanos standalone trilogy - called "Thanos Begins", "A Snap Too Far", and "The Purple Redemption", respectively - we'll finally learn how he got his chin divots!!
I also hear Scarlett Johansson will be playing the first black transgender Superperson (because Super"man" is discrimination) :) This is a big achievement for equality :D
I have a vague recollection when every film did not contain some kind of fucking ironman or batman or aquaman or Spiderman or hawkman or superman or pantherman or hulkman or blackwidow or Jokerman.
Boba Fett is built up as this legendary character throughout the franchise, but his only film appearance is tripping and falling into a butthole in the desert.
He doesn't even do anything in Empire though. We see him standing around...flying his ship....walking into the frame and standing around...questioning Darth Vader...standing around...walking down a hallway....and flying off. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't even perform his duties as a bounty hunter - he basically just calls the cops and has them deal with it.
What rebel base. He didn't discover any rebel base. He also didn't track the Falcon through the asteroid field, considering he's literally being hired when the news comes in that another Empire ship had found them as they left it. He didn't pin Solo down at all, he called the cops once he figured out where they were going and the Empire got to Cloud City before the Falcon did. He then proceeded to do nothing and wait around until they paid him, then he left. He followed orders and shot at Luke a couple times while leaving with his crowd of other policemen with no intention of hitting him. What a legendary bounty hunter. Did YOU watch the movie?
So? This is star wars. The only reason Vader became such a huge deal is because people loved him, which is because of the costume. People keep bringing up how little Boba did in the films as if anything about these movies is anything more than cool character designs overlaying a basic story.
"sealed your fate" lol you surely aren't about to embarrass yourself because you've remembered the movie wrong. Please. Tell us the rebel base he discovered in Empire Strikes Back.
@Reece Qwerty the patreon doesn't help them make videos, it just helps them pay the legal fees for illegally dumping all of their unsold copies of space cop.
Jays questions are the most hilarious of them all. "Will Idris Elba EVER play James Bond?" "If Captain Marvel is so darn powerful, then how come she couldn't get out of ROOM?" "What is CBS All Access?" "Wait, why do they play films at the homeless shelter?"
Mike missed an opportunity to remember that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Cause and Effect, and yell "ABANDON SHIP! ALL HANDS, ABANDON--" at the end and have an exterior shot of the studio exploding. And then have that ending also be the start of the episode followed by the title sequence and beginning as if nothing unusual happened.
Watching this with a two year different really changes the context of the jokes. Some how this video has aged like a fine wine...its complex, dark then scary accurate. With a hit of sad, I'm glad it showed up in my feed. Reminded me of a simpler time. Thanks
@@enjoi0555 Naw, they look made. I would say finished. . . Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. . . I can't finish my statement. Though there is a Snyder cut of my statement.
Idiot! That was all just CGI. You could totally tell by the clipping and the repetition of the flame sprites! I spent 4 days running a comparison, so...
Well done gentlemen. Well done. You officially own internet, you put everything into this one gem, its our times condensed into 15 minute bizzarre mayhem of fakeness, shilling, pandering, virtue signalling and corporate slavery. It is so dense, every frame of it.
Some MCU fanboys will come here saying that this is what MCU Phase 4 is, but no. This is what MCU has been like since Iron Man 2. MCU has ALWAYS been a soulless commercial, McDonalds of movies.
Boba Fett is the kind of character that would special guest star on Space Ghost Coast to Coast once or twice per season. Now there's a show that could be brought back...
Rich Evans says "folding chable" and he is mocked
Jay Bauman says "syncophant" and he is let off scott free.
When will this injustice end???
You said "scott free" instead of "scot free"! OUTRAIGEIOUS!
Call the Just-Ice League, Oh wait they have been cancelled
Injustice: Rich Evans among us
Not happening!
@@viljamtheninja it spelt idiot you mormon
“Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product” has managed to define the entire decade
You just described everything post 1780 my dude
That's America since 0 B.C.
Of the first 4 comments in this thread, 3 of them say this exact thing....And all have high like count.
Kind of ironic considering the subject
I think you meant to say the remaining entirety of human existence from this point on, which is really only a decade.
**[Tyler Durden intensifies]**
6:50 is the timestamp for the phrase “Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product” that you all are looking for.
Thank you, kind sir
Based
Meh. A fairly trite and obvious observation tbh
@@JohnnyJohnny-f5othere's always one
@@JohnnyJohnny-f5owhat do you mean?
GOTTA GIVE IT UP
jacksfilms why does your comment only have three likes you’re fucking you
JACKSFILMS! I REMEMBER JACKSFILMS! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW JACKSFILMS IN THE COMMENT SECTION! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Edit: also, Solo is the best star wars film since ROTJ. Don't @ me.
Stephen Adams IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW JACKSFILMS!!! YIAY IS A THING I KNOW!!!!! YGS???? I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Please take me forehead daddy
Don't ask questions, just buy product and get excited for new product.
I'm sorry, do you hate freedom?
Marco Antonio Insabato he might be doing epic satire
6:50
@@ralegar1 thanks bud
Don't ask questions. Just buy product and get excited for new product.
It’s scary how indistinguishable this is from the shit they’re parodying
I thought it was real the first time I watched it and it was pissing me off
You and bill both
It took me a while.
@@bigstar66 When did you figure it out? What tipped you off?
@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 only the tilted hat
"Don't ask questions. Just consume product and then get excited for next product"
👤 Consume 👤
We live in a consumer based economy & culture. Would you rather live under communism? Do you hate freedom?
@@CineMasterDamian Considering how you used the same argument in at least 2 threads, i guess its fair enough to tell you what others have already told you: "buying stuff is not freedom"
Jackson Roze Reviews just keep consuming product
Jackson Roze Reviews and don’t ask questions
What about the Nerd Crew standalone film with the first female Rich
First he has to find the cure to super aids.
VERY COOL!
It's what we've been waiting for.
Melissa Mcartney (is that her name?) Could actually be a pretty good female Rich Evans. It's sad that she was attached to the ghostbusters train wreck, she's pretty funny in most of the stuff I have seen with her.
Edit: she would be a good Rich in film, obviously she wouldn't be like the real Rich but it's a movie so obviously everything will be over the top.
Jay can be played by Paget Brewster. I don't see any connection, but I like her and Jay is so vanilla he could be played by anyone.
F I N A L L Y
"Will Stan Lee ever die?"
Well, thanks RLM, you killed him
The curse of the worst strikes again!
Next up on the chopping block: Earvin Johnson Jr.
Arcturtus I don’t even think this even funny I like red letter media butt wtf
Just watched this today for the first time and welp, immediately checked the date released and the comments XD
RLM just keeps killing people...
The funniest thing about this is I have no idea what's true and what isn't
@TIG5574 about him being a monster?
+Daniel Mendelson:
If I were to make an extremely rough estimate, about 20% of the information is actually true, 50% of it is false but came from real clickbait articles, and 30% was completely made up for the video.
Most of the stuff at the end was true.
@C4DNerd 30% was completely made up for the video.... but will become true within the next 5 years.
The stan lee part was true
The thinly veiled disdain and disgust displayed by Mike and Jay is PERFECTION.
Rich Evans is awesome as Rich Evans and deserves a godamned Tony award for his numerous portrayals of the role.
Very cool very cool
No one ever really wins awards.
Tony award? Would this count as a play? Rich Evans doesn't play around with his Broadway performances.
Rich Evans does deserve an award, but the only thing he got was AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSS
this has aged VERY well
VERY COOL
Very Very Cool
I think that deserves a round of applause. I'm clapping right now, VERY cool - In the House!
except for the Stan Lee thing, lol
I clapped! I clapped when I read your comment! Gotta give it up for that.
Can't wait for the finale when the Mouse comes and burns the studio down
You gotta make a what if video about that
do a what if lucas nevers sold lucasfilm
This might happen in real life. The Mouse fears RLM.
Wow what.
As they should!
I like the fact The Nerd Crew episodes are evolving into madness.
Sky Studios haven't they always been?
I clapped when i saw it!
Its even better if you exclusively watch their uploads tripping balls
Satire needs a warning label -- continued consumption/participation may cause permanent mental disability. Or drowsiness.
Devolving ?
I immediately thought of this video the moment i found out that Robert Downey Jr is gonna play Doctor Doom
I swear that it is so stupid
I am consuming product and I'm excited for next product!
That really is the slogan for the people we see in comment threads who love literally everything that comes out regardless of quality, lol.
Aren't you glad we have commerce?
10:30 Rich just absolutely nailing phase 4. 😂
@Christopher Busch fingers crossed guys
And what a hit She Hulk has been.....kill me
a hit to my brain cells that is.
Wait! Rich is nailing an obscure, old movie about killer Ants?
Are you sure your "Hollywood Insider" machine is working properly?
What?
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW RICH? YOU GOT YOUR ANSWER.
14:51 Laptop committed suicide.
GOTTA GIVE IT UP
This is the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen them do. Non-CGI fire. How long did it take to set up? Did they have help from a pyrotechnic expert? Did they get it in one take? Were there trained firefighters on hand in case of any problems? Were they wearing flame retardant clothing or other PPE? Did they get a permit from their town or did they just wing it? Did they have fire blankets or other equipment nearby just in case? If Rich Evans was burned would they drive him to the hospital or would he fend for himself? The people have a right to know.
And six months later, Rich Evans gets his penis melted off.
Don't ask questions, just consume tums and get excited for more Rich evans fan-service
The brilliance of this episode is how hard it is at times to decipher which “movie news” is fake or real. 😂🤣
Exactly 😂
Jason Neil its funny because its mocking the ridiculousness of the click bait sites and the corporatism in movie studios. Like you said, this is actually pretty accurate. Studios dont care about quality, just quantity.
If they can reboot franchises every 2 years and say its going to be different with a different actor or gender then they dont care if they fail or if theyre shit movies.
Its actually really sad.
Tony H thanks for explaining why this video was funny
Dalapoe i didnt mean funny as in the video, but funny as in “wow movies suck now”
@@Hedgpig yes.
We need a Disney princess who has AIIIIIIIIIIIDS
It is scheduled to be the sequel to Disney's The Transgender Princess.
And that princess? He was a transgender kid named Desmond.
@@shack8110 The Little Xermaid?
@fAppIicationof SeIf He could just wear a condom, geez.
@@Bowiiihowdy I think he would be a very, very pwetty pwincess. So cool.
i could see Ben Affleck as Topher Grace
@@danejasho Eric Cartman's hand
this video has more practical effects than justice league
Oh snap
Harsh, but fair.
This video has more practical effects than any shitty comicbook film 😂
listen guy everyone knows the best actor in justice league is superman's lack of mustache
"If Captain Marvel is so darn powerful, then how come she couldn't get out of Room?" underrated joke
Because she first needed to believe in herself and that patriarchy is not omnipotent and can be brought down.
came here to say this
@@grzegorzswist no. bad.
@@grzegorzswist Stunning and brave.
@Get REKT watch room.
It's outrageous that we don't get one Nerd Crew episode EVERY DAY like Rich's pills!
Michael Mercy if it was like Rich's pills, we'd get about 30 per day
Ben Affleck is cancelled. Kevin Spacey will now be Ben Affleck.
I like these guys. They should do a movie review show.
scotchfingers
yes, 30 a day please :)
Oh please, I would need at least ten half-hour videos of nerd news a day, or what's even the point. I demand that Social Media Influencers work at least 23 hours a day for $5 per hour to be worthy of my attention.
Boba Fett should play the Joker.
In the Venomverse to tie in with the Catwomanverse
Boba Fett! Gotta clap for Boba Fett! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I legitimately want the see the photoshopped image of joker makeup on Boba Fett's helmet.
Alex Holly lol
Man, every year I come back and rewatch this video.
Nerd Crew was a prophecy and we took it for granted.
I hear they’re remaking venom and they’re gonna put a chick in it and make her gay
@@nickcarter4006and lame?
New RLM video? Thank God. *Turns off car, opens garage door.*
Sweetskis not today, Satan. Not today.
Even better: Keep it running and watch on your phone. You'll slowly drift away in your friend's company and you'll never see the video end. You'll be together forever
...unless TH-cam activated that fucking autoplay *again*.
Very cool
Guess you forgot to have your Gonk Zonk today.
Magnus Bergmark thats not a half bad idea
Hmmmm, that's strange I thought I had cancelled my subscription to Collider content.
It's so accurate it's scary...
It's a common youtube bug. I guess.
My exact thoughts.
6:50 is what you came here for
u r right man
thanks!
In context it's pretty funny. I wound up watching it all
Also 9:32
9:35 is why I’m here lol
"If Captain Marvel is so powerful why couldn't she get out of Room."
Holy shit that one got me.
the definition of savage might as well shut down the internet now.
I'm actually kinda curious as to how they're going to justify why Nick Fury didn't call Captain Marvel earlier in the first Avengers movie.
This is why Marvel and DC should not put everyone in the same universe. It's way too huge, and basically impossible to maintain a reasonable continuity.
@Jake Shattuck they had an alien invasion attacking cities. Then we had age of Ultron where he had taken over the internet and was trying to get access to launch codes. That still wasn't good enough reason to call Captain Marvel?
@@stormtroopers7949 it isn’t a marvel movie it’s called Room and Brie Larson is the main character. it’s actually pretty good
I've just heard that Topher Grace will be playing Ben Affleck in the new film: Hagrid, a Hogwarts story.
Boil Derrik wow so many firsts!
This is the best thing I read all day
HAHAHHA!
After waking up at 6 am this comment gave me a hearty laugh. Thank you
Finally!
That Magic Johnson joke was the height of 2018.
I nearly died hearing that
RIP Dark Universe... never forget
never forget Tom Cruise yells, but do forget the Dank Universe.
Ah, yes. The Universal Dark Universe Cinematic Universe (UDUCU for short)
It truly was taken before it's time.
the what now?
I forgot
Never forget how hot that girl is who played the Mummy.
I wasn't prepared for that Magic Johnson joke
Yusko yeah whatever happened to his AAAAAAIIODDDSSS ?
Neither was Jay lol
It was perfection.
Neil Wilson magic johnson was a star for the Lakers in the NBA, and um...he got HIV
Clark Kent he killed the virus by turning $180000 (US) into liquid and injected it directly into his bloodstream.
This video killed Stan Lee.
Gotta give it up for Stan Lee
@@dancegod1691 gotta give it up for Stan Lee 👏👏
I cried when he died 👏👏
GOTTA GIVE IT UP
Good riddance.
And Peter Mayhew
Jesus. Gotta love that I really cant tell what news are real and what's fake..
I'm completely serious when I say I need a bulleted list of what's real, whats fake, and what's a real news article by some lying hack.
@@beeilve LOL Seriously!!!
There's fake news in this? But it's all real! Get on the hype train guys! 500 MOVIES SET FOR 2020!
And that's why RLM are the Masters of satire.
Easy...yes, Bob Iger said in an interview that they would move a little bit slower on Star Wars. Basically they have realized that one movie a year kind of ruins the special feeling of the Franchise. And yes, there is talk about a Mandalorian show.
It's pointless to try to keep track of any DC project, because their plans change weekly. Their newest fad seems to be to do as much female lead properties as possible, but no telling which will actually be put into production.
It's also pointless to pay attention to any headline having "Hugh Jackson" in it, because whatever he says, it has nothing to do with what Feige is planning.
"If Captain Marvel is so darn powerful, then how come she couldn't get out of 'Room.'"- Jay.😄
Phillip Jeffries I mean she did eventually
DO YOU REMEMBER PALPATINE???????
clap clap clap clap clap
He was the bad guy
Gotta give it up for the Emperor
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
I so hate that they are actually bringing him back. Like. Why.
@@TheRaptureWillRise No one's ever really gone.
@@jeffd.683 Dont let the past die, revive it if you have to... to kill it again, just this time with a similar but worse story than before...
The absolute state of nerd culture.
"Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product."
Present day nerd culture summed up in one sentence.
No trekkies are nerd Star Wars fans are geeks
@@jacksonkingsley5154 Nerds > Geeks
Nerd culture should never be a thing. Being interested and knowledgeable on history, math, science, or any sort of fictional universe is cool but calling yourself a nerd and trying to act like the stereotype is cringy
Almost makes me want to give it all up and become a normie
"Wait stay on script." I've never laughed so hard.
@@mikeoxlong1395 i mean it was all hilarious. It's just the placement of it was prefect.
Well don't look now but reality just eclipsed it.
I missed that in the video?
@@TheCoffeeNut711 7:20
I love how the "four standalone joke movies" wasn't even a joke. At the time, DC was planning on releasing a Joaquin Phoenix movie, A harley Quinn and Joker movie and a dceu Joker movie.
3:00 put it on 2x speed.
You'll thank me later.
Was worth all the lols!
very cool
time to thank you. Thank you!
I lost it at the maninthemandalorianarmor!
VEEEEERRRRY COOOOOL
Who would have thought someone screaming aids for a minute would ever be a form of fan service?
6:50 The meme you're looking for is right here.
There was so much being discussed in every scene of this podcast, it was so dense
I expected it to end without things on fire. This subverted my expectations and is therefore good.
Rich Evans was the key to all that. They really got him working.
In the end though, it was about family. Which makes it so powerful.
That might have gone too far in a few places.
RIP nerd crew. You died as you lived...
...watching the things you loved as a child burn.
I guess they got......fired.
*Very cool*
I totally misread the last line as "a child burns".
William Hull I read this as “.....watching the things you love, as s child burns”
You could say their life determined their death style.
“Don’t ask questions. Just consume product and get excited for next product!”
This will never stop being my favorite RLM quote
A Venom vs Mad Max film is officially in production!
With Tom Holland as Max and Tom Hiddleston as Venom, directed by Tom Hanks
Gotta clap for Venon!
@@nice7324 clap? Pfft. Nowadays we fap to that big, beautiful black (alien) bastard whenever he pops up.
Taking place on mount chilliad
Finally!
So savage. This is everything I hate about geek culture.
The problem isn't geek culture, it's the mainstreaming of geek culture. Now everyone is getting in on it. You have people who were never true geeks all of a sudden turning into "nerds and geeks" and reaping all the views and subs for being a geek.
@@jac1207 "true geeks". Sorry, that made me chuckle.
@@martuut.9404 So you're saying there's no such thing as a true/real geek?
@@morphor yep
@@martuut.9404 What are they then? Autistic? Man-children? Seriously if you dont believe they exist they have to be something else then? Considering i consider myself one and yes ill accept the man-child and autistic labels with pride as well cause i dont care since all i care about are fantasy/scifi and yes i have tons of plastic and plush 'toys' as well as posters and autographs
I can't tell which of these are jokes and which are real and I refuse to find out.
In the Thanos standalone trilogy - called "Thanos Begins", "A Snap Too Far", and "The Purple Redemption", respectively - we'll finally learn how he got his chin divots!!
They should remake "Purple Rain" with Thanos.
They're wedges!
It should be a good entry into the first Thanos extended universe
NukeTheShoggoth, I like your name and your Icon! Thanks for giving me hope!
give it up for boba fett
I love the Alden Ehrenreich doll pointing a gun at Emilia Clarke in the background
This remains one of the most relevant and influential audiovisual pieces on youtube
I’ve got official news that Collin Ferrel has been cast as Malcom X.
VERY COOOOOOOOOOOOL
Popo Bawa VERY COOOOOOOOOOOL
That would be appropriation, Malcom X should be played by a white actor from the same city.
...or Scarlett Johansson
They also cast Denzel Washington to play George Lucas in “George Lucas; A Star Wars Story”
I also hear Scarlett Johansson will be playing the first black transgender Superperson (because Super"man" is discrimination) :) This is a big achievement for equality :D
I wonder what shit-tier TH-camrs they watch to get inspiration.
Collider
Mr. Sunday Movies
Shawn Waytovich hey Mr. Sunday Movies is gold!
Comicbookcast2
I like the Super Best Friends, but the people who listen to their weekly three-hour podcast of fighting game news have some kind of brain tumor.
_This is the timestamp you're looking for_ 6:50
Thank you!
Thank you, I was explaining capitalist Spectacle to somebody
nope im watching the entire thing
Can't wait for the Topher Grace Cinematic Universe
Will Topher Grace ever work again?
Eric Foreman
Gopher Grace played by Daniel Day Lewis.
Looks like they weren't Very Cool about fire safety.
Ooof
“Don’t ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product” at 6:50 lol.
Rich Evans is the key to all this, cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had.
Remember when we actually cared about movies?
I have a vague recollection when every film did not contain some kind of fucking ironman or batman or aquaman or Spiderman or hawkman or superman or pantherman or hulkman or blackwidow or Jokerman.
@@shack8110 *blackwidowman
There are so mant great films that are not supers or franchise related...go watch some indie or foreign films, WORLD cinema is better than ever.
Yeah, we were so stupid, movies suck.
Yea-.... Wait, no. It's been way too long.
Mike cracked himself up with the "babies and gentlemen" 3:12
Up for auction on e-bay: Chewbacca plushy burned in fire by Rich Evans. VARY RARE.
VERY COOL
Burned cheap shit Wookie hair...in the HOOOOOUUUSSSSE.
Very rare, very rare!
Be cool about fire safety!
VERY HOT!!!
Mike almost cracking to Rich saying "she's so brave" at 8:28 is just too good
Here after mandalorian season 2.
DO YOU REMEMBER BOBA FETT!!!!!!.
Where was the Anakin Skywalker fire extinguisher?
Someone forgot it on the high ground.
Boba Fett is built up as this legendary character throughout the franchise, but his only film appearance is tripping and falling into a butthole in the desert.
+Joel Fulker au contraire, that's not a butthole, that's a very different hole . . .
He doesn't even do anything in Empire though. We see him standing around...flying his ship....walking into the frame and standing around...questioning Darth Vader...standing around...walking down a hallway....and flying off. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't even perform his duties as a bounty hunter - he basically just calls the cops and has them deal with it.
What rebel base. He didn't discover any rebel base. He also didn't track the Falcon through the asteroid field, considering he's literally being hired when the news comes in that another Empire ship had found them as they left it. He didn't pin Solo down at all, he called the cops once he figured out where they were going and the Empire got to Cloud City before the Falcon did. He then proceeded to do nothing and wait around until they paid him, then he left. He followed orders and shot at Luke a couple times while leaving with his crowd of other policemen with no intention of hitting him. What a legendary bounty hunter. Did YOU watch the movie?
So? This is star wars. The only reason Vader became such a huge deal is because people loved him, which is because of the costume.
People keep bringing up how little Boba did in the films as if anything about these movies is anything more than cool character designs overlaying a basic story.
"sealed your fate" lol you surely aren't about to embarrass yourself because you've remembered the movie wrong. Please. Tell us the rebel base he discovered in Empire Strikes Back.
Remember that time William Shatner saw The Nerd Crew and thought Mike was a Star Wars loving manchild? Good times.
These 3 must have had heart attacks when they heard William Shatner saw there videos
It turns out its not Bill. Brent Spiner confirmed this
looks like someone wasn't being very cool about fire safety...
HOW DO THEY AFFORD TO WRECK THEIR SET EVERY WEEK!?
Just surf the dumpster behind a ToysR Us. It's probably still there.
@Reece Qwerty the patreon doesn't help them make videos, it just helps them pay the legal fees for illegally dumping all of their unsold copies of space cop.
They have a secret weapon...they have a Rich.
..taxable business expense..?
We finally got the payoff for this gem a few days ago...
"DO YOU REMEMBER BOBA FETT??!!"
i could hear that echoing while i watched the “man in the mandalorian armor babies and gentlemen!”
"Who is Avengers movie?" Jay asking the tough questions.
Jays questions are the most hilarious of them all.
"Will Idris Elba EVER play James Bond?"
"If Captain Marvel is so darn powerful, then how come she couldn't get out of ROOM?"
"What is CBS All Access?"
"Wait, why do they play films at the homeless shelter?"
Mike missed an opportunity to remember that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, Cause and Effect, and yell "ABANDON SHIP! ALL HANDS, ABANDON--" at the end and have an exterior shot of the studio exploding. And then have that ending also be the start of the episode followed by the title sequence and beginning as if nothing unusual happened.
This entire video is a work of art.
WHEN ARE THEY FINALLY GOING TO DO A STAN-DALONE STAN LEE FILM STARRING STAN LEE IN A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT CAMEO ROLES?!
bravetherainbow Stan Dalone gets a lot of worker for an actor I’ve never seen or heard of before good for him
not an actor, he's a director. there will be no actors other than Stan Lee in his next film.
Shit, that's good.
Not happening.
@@Uunipottu Well not anymore
you guys parody Collider perfectly...hahhaha
Joshua James It’s not just Collider lol
fair enough. But, they are the first show I think of. I used to listen to a lot of Collider back in the day.
The horrifying thing is that it’s hard to tell how much of this is parody because Hollywood really has gotten that crazy
@Ethan Snyder what makes you think it isn't like this already?
Everything is a parody of itself.
It's not a parody lol
Welcome to 2023
@@99faucon damnit
I can’t watch IGN anymore
IGN is fake reviews
Evelina999 shamefully....yes
What is that
Haven't watched them seriously in a decade and I should be too young to say that.
Lol I read them in line 98-2002
RICH THOSE AREN'T TUMS!
For Rich every day is a tums festival
@@mattsterne9034 But Jay, he never said "Tums Festival". That was the other video.
@@Jade_Matthews No, I'm certain it was this video
Watching this with a two year different really changes the context of the jokes. Some how this video has aged like a fine wine...its complex, dark then scary accurate. With a hit of sad, I'm glad it showed up in my feed. Reminded me of a simpler time. Thanks
We now go live to the DCEU:
[camera pans over to dumpster fire]
thewhatness Aquaman and Shazam look good though
enjoi0555 So did all the other DCEU movies before them....
@@enjoi0555
Naw, they look made. I would say finished. . . Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut. . . I can't finish my statement. Though there is a Snyder cut of my statement.
Gunn arrives...
“This is fine”
I feel like you misunderstand the point
"Cuz mental illness is no laughing matter"- Best joke, so many layers, I lost it.
Please bring back the Nerd Crew. We need them now more than ever.
Why? Literally every series they’re making fun of here is dead theater wise
That ending was no joke! RLM needs to be cool about fire safety or else Rich is gonna burn his grandma's house down.
Rich installed fire sprinklers for a living.
Rich Evans lives fire safety.
Idiot! That was all just CGI. You could totally tell by the clipping and the repetition of the flame sprites! I spent 4 days running a comparison, so...
9:29
Rich Evans "AAAAAAIIIIIDDDS!!"
TH-cam Subtitle [Music][Applause]
I clapped.
10:24 they literally predicted the future of Marvel
@William Burns "Don't ask questions. Just consume product and then be excited for next product."
Just when I was beginning to worry the Nerd Crew would never return...
That Magic Johnson joke...I'm dead. Unlike Magic, who just keeps rolling on.
It doesn’t matter how many times I see 9:48, it’ll never not make me fall of my chair in laughter
History authors will try to use these videos to draw conclusions about the death of the movie industry and get so confused...
Digital information storage doesn't last this long.
Future historians will have nothing to research.
I'm starting to think that's not a bad thing.
This is so accurate it's only teetering on the line of parody
We call that satire Timmy!
"You held on to that 'aids' longer than Magic Johnson"
Hahahahah, I died ☝️🤣.... unlike Magic Johnson.... 😏
Well done gentlemen. Well done. You officially own internet, you put everything into this one gem, its our times condensed into 15 minute bizzarre mayhem of fakeness, shilling, pandering, virtue signalling and corporate slavery. It is so dense, every frame of it.
If it were any denser it would've imploded the earth.
You gotta hand it to these guys. They're the best and they burned a bunch of toys for a joke. That's commitment.
Becky The Epic Nerd give it up for Nerd Crew 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I'm pretty sure those were real microphones in the middle of the trash fire.
if that isnt symbolism, i don´t know what it is
Those mics are Shure SM7Bs. They cost like $500 a pop.
They predicted she hulk and “female Thor”
@God Fire Inferno so an accurate prediction then?
those characters existed long before the "all-female reboot" bullshit
.eh
They existed before this video
She hulk existed since the seventies and female Thor since almost a decade ago.
I clapped because i recognized those people
"I can't wait to finally see a white Black Panther!"
Some MCU fanboys will come here saying that this is what MCU Phase 4 is, but no. This is what MCU has been like since Iron Man 2. MCU has ALWAYS been a soulless commercial, McDonalds of movies.
Boba Fett is the kind of character that would special guest star on Space Ghost Coast to Coast once or twice per season. Now there's a show that could be brought back...
No. God.. NO. Let it rest in peace!
You know, I could really see Space Ghost being played by Ben Affleck.
A gender swapped Ben Affleck.