It's through people like him that I've noticed that cancel culture only has power over those that are afraid of offending someone. The people pleasers and yes men. But when you're this guy, they dont even try it because they know that their power to cancel you heavily predicates on you giving them that power by actually caring what they think.
Plus Woke Culture can't attack a person of color without a whole lot more ammo than they could ever have available. If any of them did, they'd start eating their own while trying to figure out which one of them was the racist that started attacking a brown person first.
And not to forget that he is an Indian. He don't need to care about the cancel culture in the west, as his fans are increasing at the moment I am typing (a fact that I can verify as an Indian as well).
Not only that, he's a comedian. A woke person going after someone with a good sense of humor is a surefire way of looking like a dumbass when the comedian can explain their side of the argument in a funny and engaging way that makes sense. Meanwhile the other guy is stuck sounding like an emotional wreck throwing a temper tantrum.
Dude has a pretty good American impersonation. "To be woke means to realize. To recognize., to organize and then to vocalize." "That describes everything from a book club to a Nazi." Hahaha I lost my shit so hard I had to wipe my tears with my handgun!
Fuck everyone else. If I get offended. it's because it was directed towards me. I don't get offended very easily. I'm more likely to offend everyone else. LOL
If I were a comedian, I'd start my act by saying if you are easily offended might I suggest you leave, (granted nearly everyone might leave, but you never know) Comedy to me is a person complaining about what annoys them, but puts it in a humorous way, Also when people claim they are woke, what they really are is asleep
@@niteshpandey7899 people need to chill and stop taking things so seriously. Comedy se b offend hone lge to kya fayda. Also what he said is the harsh reality. :)
@@eclipsewrecker Not really. Just what i've seen around. A lot more political correctness and taking offence when people live a privileged life cuz they are more aware of their rights and have more self worth.
@@eclipsewrecker That is a whole other discussion. And I agree with that statement. But there can be multiple relatities or "truths" that co-exist simultaneously. And by "see", I meant experienced. Now, I know experiences can be subjective...but it is what I personally feel is true. You may have a different opinion.
@@TheFootyChannel-TFC are you human-splaning? Dont you know that ducks can quack for themselves? What does that say about your human privilege, that you can speak out on duck issues, but you can’t understand their quacks. You are taking the voice away from duck voices, you fucking duckist. It’s 2021 and we still have to discuss why duckism is wrong. See what happens with human privilege? Sad. #checkyourprivilege
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" "American's can get offended on other people's behalf". This young man is brilliant!! (and funny as heck)
I remember when I casually talked about my mom dying and other people in my grade cried and I got extremely offended because these people were okay with me getting bullied when I admitted my mom died. Its like...wtf is wrong with these people!? They're all sick and demented and it fucke duplicate how I look at the world.
@@luciomarquesbemquerer5819 the emperors new clothes is a brilliant story and perhaps a cautionary tale about not believing everything sycophants tell you.
@@monkeybandit222 not bad parenting but what kind of things u see on the internet...parents today atleast are decent....but when they become....man would it be difficult to talk!!
@@killermakd2015 but what haven’t I seen that would make me a irresponsible, spoiled, cursing, needy, brat? I’ve seen just about everything, it’s just how you view the world tbh. If you are taught to view the world a few certain ways then I bet you will turn out fine.
@@monkeybandit222 I think generation matters a lot. Today or this born after 80s still can be a bunch of whoops but generally speaking those before 70s knew what they were getting into and why shut happens or why not. It's not a myth how monarch functioned well for more than thousands of years and all it took was a small french revolution to kill it. My point being, every so called malpractice had a good reason and instead of trying to understand them today PPL go all out against without much logical arguments just morality. An experienced player knows one thing for sure. Morality's a bitch. Beg ur pardon.
@@youarebest3591 India is in the middle of its economic boom. Its starting to inch close towards HIC status, steo by step, to the point some Indians are rich enough to have the time to be offended.
Nobody ever says anything about the origin of Pakistan India gave them that country to get the Muslims out because they were trying to take over and erase the identity of the Indian people they don't want the coexist they want to take over look at Europe same thing is going on there Wake the hell up
He's wrong about the cages. Any "proof" shown was pictures that were taken under Obama. Well, he might be right now in Mar 2021. Biden brought the cages back which is why he for some reason banned the media from entering but thanks to fed up BP agents and Project Veritas releasing footage of massive over crowding. Children separated from "parents" on the floor with no pillow or mattress. Just a tinfoil blanket. So yes maybe he could be right. I should also mention all the children who are R'd by coyotes on way up who will end up in #ObamaBidenCages (#1 trending hashtag on Twitter)
@@dickfitswell3437 I'm a Democrat and I fucking hate the double standards from my own party. As soon as biden became president everyone stopped caring that kids were being put in cages
@@PRINCE-db3sw Because of the population,your speech can appeal to thousands.Look at TH-cam recommendations,just putting India in the title gets it put on the recommended of millions of Indians.
As an indian we make fun of literally every single person and culture on earth, and we get made fun of too. We don't get "offended" easily, we just laugh it off. So when i'm in america and someone is "offended" its a very new concept XD Edit: Since a lot of you in the replies are smartasses let me make this clear, i meant this comment as a person growing in a nice community not surrounded by snowflakes not even in a large city but a nice town. Which is most of india. Yes we have snowflakes too, but the greater population of india doesn't represent them, i doubt if you called your friend the n word or BC MC or something he would get "offended" he would rather call you n word back or Behenchod or some thing like that. That's what i meant.
Dude..indians get offended all the time...for misspelling a god, not calling a king Chatrapati, for jokes on religion, Minister, language, for every single thing..I am not sure whether you paid attention when in India
@@tantiwahopak101 Yep. Since people with opposing political views clash a lot and get offended quite easily. Plus Vir flaunts his political ideology a lot which offends the other side. That's it.
@llkidd they don't even know where the parents of these kids as they were brought in by Coyotes Etc.... For the dumb liberals that don't know what a coyote is it's not an animal you morons
That is what humour is. Making someone laugh at their own embarrassment or offence no matter who they are. It is also why woke ness is killing indiginous cultures.
@@joshthsu that’s what I’m saying..I don’t get offended, nothing he said was offensive, obviously..I just get annoyed when some people continuously call conservatives racist and privileged and misogynists or homophobic because some people take that at face value and it’s very divisive
I think an average american has no enough knowledge or education to appreciate his smart jokes. You can literally hear that the audience is trying hard to figure out whether they should laugh or get offended.
I dunno man! The world is a butt hurt place! Try explaining to Indians that what we did to Japan we could do to them, and see if they arent offended! I havent had ONE laugh at that joke yet!
@@mikei6605 just cause we are sick of everyone’s jokes being about the president of a country that’s not even ours doesn’t mean we are trump supporters
@@Subhrajyoti When you are so privilaged and your life is so easy, you need to find something that you can rebel against. And since there is not much rational things that you can fight against, you will find something absurd so you can get offended. People who went through some real hardship have usually some detached view over life and will not be offended over some trivial things
That's just b.s. Canada can deny you access for just having a simple Misdemeanor that happened decades ago. Canada and Australia are way harder to get in than American.
I do not know when India is going to give you the absolute amount of respect you deserve. Like forget about Shashi Tharoor, THIS MAN represents India man!!
Shashi Tharoor represented India in the UNITED NATIONS for 29 years. He served as the under secretary for 2 terms. Vir Das is great but this is an invalid comparison.
"Getting offended is what privileged people do!" - that, right there, is the best description of this "I'm offended" fad that I've ever heard! In other words "Shut the fk up! You're not 'offended', you just have too much time on your hands to be minorly inconvenienced and have a nervous breakdown because your life is so easy that mere words hurt your feelings!"
Yup. Imagine how fucking miserable your life must be. They're all a bunch of fucking pussies that have never been through hardships so they create problems to complain about
@@Ola-cb1xt Yes and there is damn good reason for them to get offended after the derogatory (to say the least) speech about his own country he made to please audiences in the West.
@@Srimanth438 Just look at how many Indians are leaving India and acquiring foreign citizenship. His humour represents the uncomfortable reality, whether you like to admit it or not.
"Woke means to realize, prioritize and speak up!" "That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally like what?" Probably the BEST description of WOKE people I've EVER heard
"Woke means to realize.....to recognize, to organize and to vocalize" "That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally, alright!" That's what he said. Just a very reliable transcriptionist here :)
Three Trumptrolls already. They just can't stop lying. They support the cages, then blame Obama for them. Unbelievable how stupid these fuckers think we are.
As an American I do not get offended. You sir are awesome. Funny as shit. And speaking the truth. You got some talent. Keep it up. Sincerely a new subscriber
Oh god forbid someone should leave a mean comment on his tweet. Realistically, what are the horrible and life ruining implications of a cancellation? It’s someone being mad at you on Twitter. Cry about it I guess but it’s not actually hurting you.
@@Aspensauce64 But it is, lots of people get cancelled for the color of nail polish their wearing or something stupid like that. They get canceled and then EVERYONE hates them and that affects their mental health and who knows what other parts of their life.
A true comedian is one who challenges society and uses humor to convey humanity's flaws. A lot of comedians right now are just shills who pander to brain-dead ideologies. Luckily, we have people like Vir Das who keep the spirit of humor alive.
Getting offended is something privileged people do. That's something to think about, isn't it. Getting offended on behalf of others, who may not even feel that way, takes a special kind of weird privilege.
@@anandsarda2091 It could be in reference to the recent controversial police shooting of a black woman (Breonna Taylor) who was allegedly sleeping in her apartment. Since then additional, conflicting information has come to light: www.whas11.com/article/news/investigations/breonna-taylor-case/answering-your-questions-on-the-breonna-taylor-case/417-febf39cd-1012-4d9d-bb63-5a690cfa8ff1
@@akanshmirkhur4078 I don't think it's supposed to be 'good'. It's about being open and welcoming, and questioning any perceived hostility, no matter how ridiculous. Cue laughter!
“What you went through is so stressful, im taking the day off.” I lost my shit at that. Yet, I somehow don’t lose my shit at my generation’s very fucking bizarre humor.
I'm glad you had a good experience entering Canada. I didn't. They brought me to the back and questioned me over and over. I guess my beard was too big.
I can hear brain cells exploding as woke individuals try to work out how to call you racist. I love your humour,it is real comedy that made me laugh out loud,and instantly subscribe to your channel.
This guy antiwhite as hell. The only joke here is that he endlessly shits on white people, and white people are so burdened by fear and white guilt, that we think we are required to believe that his antiwhite hatred is actually humor.
@@jena.alexia Funny how not being asleep and letting white priviledge folk not get away with racism is woke. I you speak about racism your easily offended or a victim. Its gaslighting and ba!
Love the fact that he doesn’t need to hide his Indian accent. So done with people imitating the “west” . Who said humour can not make sense? This is indeed one of them . Love your work ✨♥️
@@Gormezzz fluency in a language , isn't the type of accent one adopts, brave sir, fluency is how you articulate the words you speak in the particular languange. By your definition American's don't speak fluent english because they don't sound like the English.
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" Well he's not wrong. I live in a third world country and we have more problems to deal with, a lot of people even struggle to eat 3 times a day. So yeah.. it's really hard for us to understand why Americans get offended on such trivial things.
@The Sight of Sound Yeah sorry if I generalized Americans but seeing as how a lot of these issues are wildly promoted in your media, it gives an impression majority if you guys agree or, to the very least, allow it.
@@richsalazme Man, it is the majority of America (I live here). I will never understand how people have the energy to spend hours online hating on some of the most basic stuff I've ever seen. The internet gave us all a free way to express ourselves without repercussions in real life, unless you're the person being canceled lol.
@@richsalazme Social media is a cancer, and unfortunately cancel culture is wielded as a weapon by the woke crowd. People who dare to speak a different opinion than sjws find themselves getting canceled or falsely accused of being an "-ist, -phob, or -ism," of getting lies spread about them that can affect their day to day life and mental health. Doxxing, losing a job, and extreme cyber bullying are real fears because they aren't exactly a reasonable or rational bunch. All the proven facts in the world can't change their misguided conclusions, despite them providing clear evidence to the contrary.
@@satireamme Aww yes indeed us older ppl love our chocolate lol we like to try and hide it, i can't hide it though my big arse yells your eating candy girl. ❤😂
@@hillbillyslim As I heard it, not all children are rightfully brought in so the temporary seperation is to minimize traffiking. IMO the "cage" thing should have been avoided though the overall purpose seems right, right?
"What you went through was so awful, I'm going to take the day off."
Yep, that's about it for many people...
Liberals actually.
We Conservatives have our balls.
@@user-pw2hb3lt5d Up in your mouths I assume?
Jacksepticeye
@@grazecoin9854 ?
@@georgehaas7292 ¿
Why they all pronounce his name as "weird ass".
Because he is one.
@@rvk4b3 nee taata madda
Ankit Chauhan Because that's his production house's name!
I didn't hear it in that way but now I can't stop laughing 🤣
I was checking whether this in the comments or not🤪😁
"Woke woke"
"Who is this?"
"I'm offended"
i wanna steal thisss soo much😂😂😂
Vir Das and all is cool, but this comment😂😂😂
Arre gjb... 🤣
Hi offended I'm dad
@@sourabhs14 i am dad sometimes but offended never times
It's through people like him that I've noticed that cancel culture only has power over those that are afraid of offending someone. The people pleasers and yes men. But when you're this guy, they dont even try it because they know that their power to cancel you heavily predicates on you giving them that power by actually caring what they think.
Plus Woke Culture can't attack a person of color without a whole lot more ammo than they could ever have available. If any of them did, they'd start eating their own while trying to figure out which one of them was the racist that started attacking a brown person first.
And not to forget that he is an Indian. He don't need to care about the cancel culture in the west, as his fans are increasing at the moment I am typing (a fact that I can verify as an Indian as well).
Not only that, he's a comedian.
A woke person going after someone with a good sense of humor is a surefire way of looking like a dumbass when the comedian can explain their side of the argument in a funny and engaging way that makes sense. Meanwhile the other guy is stuck sounding like an emotional wreck throwing a temper tantrum.
you’re making me realize things about myself
@@solaire2271 So borrowing this quote.. will give you credits too .. ❤
Dude has a pretty good American impersonation. "To be woke means to realize. To recognize., to organize and then to vocalize." "That describes everything from a book club to a Nazi." Hahaha I lost my shit so hard I had to wipe my tears with my handgun!
Ok......I didn't see that coming
@CallMeCat Awwww....did that offend you?
@CallMeCat it's ok, he was the one that was offended XD
@@MrJfrederici youre not very bright are ya
I read your comment at the exact time as it was being vocalised! Spoooky. .....
Real comedians are not afraid to "offend"
And it's so true that Americans get offended on other's behalf lol
Oh yea 100 percent fact and I live in Georgia so I can’t imagine it other places in the country
Not "Americans" 😏, just Leftists (which are extreme Liberals).
Fuck everyone else. If I get offended. it's because it was directed towards me. I don't get offended very easily. I'm more likely to offend everyone else. LOL
Liberal Americans*
If I were a comedian, I'd start my act by saying if you are easily offended might I suggest you leave, (granted nearly everyone might leave, but you never know) Comedy to me is a person complaining about what annoys them, but puts it in a humorous way, Also when people claim they are woke, what they really are is asleep
"I'm Indian. My audience is expanding as we speak right now" I love you so much man😂
@Pritesh Divekar yes :)
Naina Canada Mein Rehti Hai Tu kya🙄
@@niteshpandey7899 nahi India me hi rehti hu. Why did you ask?
@@nainasharma3367 i know yaar...just for Fun......😅😅😅 The way you reacted on that i am indian joke..loved it ...so ...i did.😊😊
@@niteshpandey7899 people need to chill and stop taking things so seriously. Comedy se b offend hone lge to kya fayda. Also what he said is the harsh reality. :)
This guy is a legend; bringing people back into reality, one joke at a time.
not
@august smith Someone’s mad
Here’s me practicing my freedom: go out into space without any protective gear and see what happens to you dumbass.
@@augustsmith9553 you a Woketard. We can tell.
Hes far from being awake,, he's also in the ZZZZNATION😅
"I'm not out here trying to expand my audience. I'm Indian, my audience is expanding as we speak."
I died. That's good comedy!!
@Svetlana Rubin population explosion in India
Can't understand as I'm Indian
Me too. Just lost it.
@@prakasavigraha6104 1.3 billion people in India; they expand faster than a country with just 5 million people.
@@danarias1289 Oh yes, it is certainly true.
Dark humour is like "dead child" it never gets old.
Or
Dark humor is like good food not everyone gets it
It's like slavery.... White people can't have enough of it.... Rest of the world is tryna understand the concept.
arnold stallone that’s dark 🤣
You are speaking the languages of god
@@theghostofuchiha1496 SHIT...
"Getting offended is something priviledged people do."
Damn. His comedy is profound.
No reply lol
Haha really?
Not profound as in wisdom, but emotionally connected to you.
@@eclipsewrecker Not really. Just what i've seen around. A lot more political correctness and taking offence when people live a privileged life cuz they are more aware of their rights and have more self worth.
@@Arshiaification maybe, but what we see isn’t necessarily true overall.
@@eclipsewrecker That is a whole other discussion. And I agree with that statement. But there can be multiple relatities or "truths" that co-exist simultaneously. And by "see", I meant experienced. Now, I know experiences can be subjective...but it is what I personally feel is true. You may have a different opinion.
"What you went through is so stressful, Im going to take the day off" 🤣🤣🤣
"Getting offended is what privileged people do"
Ducking legend.
Quack
I'm offended that you said duck because not all ducks are legends you moron. Stop stereotyping ducks
@@TheFootyChannel-TFC are you human-splaning? Dont you know that ducks can quack for themselves? What does that say about your human privilege, that you can speak out on duck issues, but you can’t understand their quacks. You are taking the voice away from duck voices, you fucking duckist. It’s 2021 and we still have to discuss why duckism is wrong. See what happens with human privilege? Sad. #checkyourprivilege
I second that #ducklivesmatter
except the people crying about woke culture get offended when people say they have privilege lol
Love how you roast them and still manage to put a smile on their faces. This takes years of practice. 😊😊
A rare quality 🔥
@@pk.rohilla nahi degi bhai😂
@@dhirajgawande007 exactly what i thought
@@rrrlovebuddy we live in a world where people like u think they can get it from youtube comments. Doesnt harm to be motivated.
@@dhirajgawande007 we live in a world jaha koi kisi k Comment ko support krta h to tum jaiso ki ghatiya soch seedhe *degi* ya *Ni degi* yhi sochte ho.
"Getting offended is something privileged people do."
U.S. Liberals don't know whether to laugh or to be offended. XD
Probably offended.
@@johnray5568 yeah, I doubt liberals know how to laugh
First they'll laugh...then they'll go home, then it'll hit them while having a shower, & then they'll get offended
NPC has been hit with confusion. Very effective.
@@anantsharma6365 oMg HatE SpeECh REee
The best ever line “it’s not to expand my audience, my audience is expanding as we speak right now”🤣🤣🤣
I'm so offended for all the Americans imma take this day off
if you took a day off for each American offended by this video you would never work again
Can you imagine calling work to say you're taking sick leave because you got offended on someone else's behalf? lol
Year off*
I’m American and this actually applies to way too many people here. Truth hurts😂
Priviledged American here as well and I actually laughed my ass off at this :D
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" "American's can get offended on other people's behalf". This young man is brilliant!! (and funny as heck)
he's actually 41
Young man lol he's well over 40
Can't decide if I want to laugh or clap because of those lines.
I remember when I casually talked about my mom dying and other people in my grade cried and I got extremely offended because these people were okay with me getting bullied when I admitted my mom died.
Its like...wtf is wrong with these people!?
They're all sick and demented and it fucke duplicate how I look at the world.
@@GENOSANDIEGO
If you're racist and you know it
Clap your hands
No wonder this guy is doing world tour while other comedians are doing Sex jokes at canvas laugh club
Height of generalisation lol..
This guy is spitting some faxxx aaa?
@@chenweihua848
Yaa espittinn summ faccss
True dat...lol
He has a decent manager nothing else
“Getting offended is what privilege people do.”
SOOOOO TRRUUUUUE
"Getting offended is something privileged people do".
Reaffirming what I've said for years; great comics are really modern philosophers.
I'm sure the history books will remember their names
Lol
I agree with both comments and am therefore torn
Humour is the best weapon against tyranny. You laugh because is true. And once the truth is out there, the king is naked.
@@luciomarquesbemquerer5819 the emperors new clothes is a brilliant story and perhaps a cautionary tale about not believing everything sycophants tell you.
“Getting offended is something privileged people do” *I’m using this quote as life advice!!!*
I’m privileged and don’t get offended at even half of hat they do. It’s more of the upbringing they had lol. Bad parenting
@@monkeybandit222 not bad parenting but what kind of things u see on the internet...parents today atleast are decent....but when they become....man would it be difficult to talk!!
@@killermakd2015 but what haven’t I seen that would make me a irresponsible, spoiled, cursing, needy, brat? I’ve seen just about everything, it’s just how you view the world tbh. If you are taught to view the world a few certain ways then I bet you will turn out fine.
@@monkeybandit222 I think generation matters a lot. Today or this born after 80s still can be a bunch of whoops but generally speaking those before 70s knew what they were getting into and why shut happens or why not. It's not a myth how monarch functioned well for more than thousands of years and all it took was a small french revolution to kill it. My point being, every so called malpractice had a good reason and instead of trying to understand them today PPL go all out against without much logical arguments just morality. An experienced player knows one thing for sure. Morality's a bitch. Beg ur pardon.
Getting offended means you have a weak mentality and problem subconciously act as a victim
"Getting offenended is something that privileged people do,
We just got privileged last week"
😂
saw this as he said it lmao
@@AYYEPIC lmao
What does that mean ? He got privileged last week means?
@@youarebest3591 India is in the middle of its economic boom. Its starting to inch close towards HIC status, steo by step, to the point some Indians are rich enough to have the time to be offended.
@@alzhanvoid hic status?
Woke means losing all of ur common sense and start arguing for the sake of arguing.
*"If you are racist and you know it clap your hands"*
@@firenationnn9397 hahahahhaahah you know XD
@@firenationnn9397 I am always down for a sub ;)
What the fuck?
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
standing ovation. I'm a proud racist! 😜
He's right, Made me chuckle but he's definitely correct.
That's the point of it 😂
He agrees w John Oliver, not the truth
Nobody ever says anything about the origin of Pakistan India gave them that country to get the Muslims out because they were trying to take over and erase the identity of the Indian people they don't want the coexist they want to take over look at Europe same thing is going on there Wake the hell up
He's wrong about the cages. Any "proof" shown was pictures that were taken under Obama. Well, he might be right now in Mar 2021. Biden brought the cages back which is why he for some reason banned the media from entering but thanks to fed up BP agents and Project Veritas releasing footage of massive over crowding. Children separated from "parents" on the floor with no pillow or mattress. Just a tinfoil blanket. So yes maybe he could be right. I should also mention all the children who are R'd by coyotes on way up who will end up in #ObamaBidenCages (#1 trending hashtag on Twitter)
@@dickfitswell3437 I'm a Democrat and I fucking hate the double standards from my own party. As soon as biden became president everyone stopped caring that kids were being put in cages
“I’m not trying to expand my audience, I’m Indian, my audience is already expanding.”
Oh shit. This guy is going to become a classic.
can u explain that line? sorry didn’t quite understand that
@@PRINCE-db3sw Indians are one of the fastest growing populations and cultures on earth
Haha I destroyed nice!69
@@PRINCE-db3sw Because of the population,your speech can appeal to thousands.Look at TH-cam recommendations,just putting India in the title gets it put on the recommended of millions of Indians.
@@thelogician3845 yep....
I love the lines “getting offended is what privileged people do” and “I’m offended on your behalf” This guy is great. 😀👍👍👍
ccuunntt
I'm sure most people get offended, but the most important thing is how do you act on it if at all.
Perfect example of the white liberal
My audience is expanding as we speak 🤣🤣
Thts India for you my bro
My audience is expanding as we speak
You're already more successful than your cousin, Lily
his "offending" jokes are so brilliant because they snap ppl back to reality.
SNAP BACK TO REALITY *gun shot*
Oh there goes gravity.
@@Kumarrr9 ope there goes rabbit he choked
@@rohananil1266 fuck I forget which song this is😂
@@monkeybandit222 it's lose yourself by eminem
As an indian we make fun of literally every single person and culture on earth, and we get made fun of too. We don't get "offended" easily, we just laugh it off. So when i'm in america and someone is "offended" its a very new concept XD
Edit: Since a lot of you in the replies are smartasses let me make this clear, i meant this comment as a person growing in a nice community not surrounded by snowflakes not even in a large city but a nice town. Which is most of india. Yes we have snowflakes too, but the greater population of india doesn't represent them, i doubt if you called your friend the n word or BC MC or something he would get "offended" he would rather call you n word back or Behenchod or some thing like that. That's what i meant.
It's kinda funny when people get offended by jokes, my entire family is super soft and it's fun to mess with them, they definitely hate me 😂
Lmaoo same, when I got introduced to this snowflake stuff I was so confused
Dude..indians get offended all the time...for misspelling a god, not calling a king Chatrapati, for jokes on religion, Minister, language, for every single thing..I am not sure whether you paid attention when in India
@@1100241540 Oh i know they do. But thats a subset of a subset. And mostly highly religious people.
@@1100241540 Yeah, that's def true, but I think everyone here meant in terms of racist jokes about skin color etc.
Getting offended on other peoples behalf! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This guy is GOOD!
It's true too. That's why the laughter was sparse a few times.
"All the local Indians that you see here? I'm the reason they left"
😂😂😂
Please explain the joke :/
@@raaayyyaaaan I think people who were offended of his jokes left India and settled in Canada. Something along those lines
@@tantiwahopak101 Yep.
Since people with opposing political views clash a lot and get offended quite easily.
Plus Vir flaunts his political ideology a lot which offends the other side.
That's it.
Nope. Russell Peters is the reason they left.
@@swastikray2377 What's his political ideology ?? Iam watching him for the first time .
Jokes about Obama's Cages for Mexican kids never get old!
But an orange turd took it seriously 😂😂
@llkidd they don't even know where the parents of these kids as they were brought in by Coyotes Etc.... For the dumb liberals that don't know what a coyote is it's not an animal you morons
@@bebebrez-kal9136 there are other options then putting them in cages 🤦🏾♂️
FR it does not!
No cages? That's bc America is the shark and Canada is the pilot fish that has NOTHING to worry about.
I love how he offends both Conservatives and Liberals.
Edit: And if the video didn’t, this comment did
conservatives dont get offended tho
He lumps them together when he generalizes Americans but he's more accurately describing the liberal segment of the country.
That is what humour is. Making someone laugh at their own embarrassment or offence no matter who they are. It is also why woke ness is killing indiginous cultures.
@@joshthsu that’s what I’m saying..I don’t get offended, nothing he said was offensive, obviously..I just get annoyed when some people continuously call conservatives racist and privileged and misogynists or homophobic because some people take that at face value and it’s very divisive
I love it! It's about time we all started take fun of our political BS. America deserves to be roasted after the shitstorm that was 2020.
I think an average american has no enough knowledge or education to appreciate his smart jokes.
You can literally hear that the audience is trying hard to figure out whether they should laugh or get offended.
The dislikes are from the people who had to take a day off after watching this video😢
😂
😂🤣😅👍
F's in the chat for them 😔
For someone else *
🤣🤣
"American can get offended for other people's behalf" He's telling truth bro.
A lot of that in Canada too 😂
@@earlnoli Thanks to the social media, they are infecting people all around the globe.
The west in general 😭 but especially in America
I dunno man! The world is a butt hurt place! Try explaining to Indians that what we did to Japan we could do to them, and see if they arent offended! I havent had ONE laugh at that joke yet!
@@dellgary7539 it's just the western English speaking countries tbh
A comedian that doesn’t say orange man bad? I like it.
Lol! Kind of refreshing, isn't it?
watch his other stand ups and maybe you'll change your mind
what's a trump supporter doing here lol go back to your cult
@@mikei6605 just cause we are sick of everyone’s jokes being about the president of a country that’s not even ours doesn’t mean we are trump supporters
@@mikei6605 I would call you out for being in the Biden cult, but Biden probably forgot he's the cult leader.
That "knock Knock" joke is woke culture in a nutshell. All of his jokes on woke culture are really funny and accurate.
explain the joke?
After I stopped laughing at that joke I shouted “yes I need to hear your voice so that way I know whether or not I need to put on my pants”
“Getting offended is something privileged people do” - the most truthful statement I’ve heard in a very long time.
i didnt understand this
can u explain
@@Subhrajyoti Woke people are getting worked up about stuff they aren’t involved in
@@ALJ9000 ohjj
@@Subhrajyoti When you are so privilaged and your life is so easy, you need to find something that you can rebel against. And since there is not much rational things that you can fight against, you will find something absurd so you can get offended.
People who went through some real hardship have usually some detached view over life and will not be offended over some trivial things
but blacks are not privileged so why they get mad
if america is the pakistan of west
then mexico should be called bangladesh.
i think Canadians are too nice to be Pakistanis!
[Laughs in immigrants]
Kadak likha he bro
Puta Madre
Nah, that’d be Greenland. LOL. Mexico would be Sri Lanka.
Now THESE are the jokes my dark/dirty-humor loving-ass wants to hear lmao
It's not even dark it's just White Roasts
Bright jokes
Idk what you mean by dark and dirty humors but lol
This is the opposite of offensive jokes
trans.
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That's just b.s. Canada can deny you access for just having a simple Misdemeanor that happened decades ago. Canada and Australia are way harder to get in than American.
-Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
-I'm woke
"Woke who?"
-I'm offended on behalf of you.
Hahahahah
*on your behalf
@@classless3376 you didn't get the meme did you?
@@muzmemon i know i know your trying to rhyme
@@classless3376 shouldn't have corrected it then
I do not know when India is going to give you the absolute amount of respect you deserve. Like forget about Shashi Tharoor, THIS MAN represents India man!!
We wait till west approves of him.
Nah India represents India
Shashi Tharoor represented India in the UNITED NATIONS for 29 years. He served as the under secretary for 2 terms. Vir Das is great but this is an invalid comparison.
He represents India? I agree he is a good comedian, but saying that he represents India is setting the bar pretty low for India!
Shit I actually "offended" people...cute :3 XD
Hey
Find out who did he murdered this tym.
Jimmy se puch
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂
Jimmy The Maker se puch bhai.
Your Grammar, apparently!
He’s funny from time to time, but he’s waaaaay more interesting than funny. I couldn’t stop listening.
"Getting offended is what privileged people do!" - that, right there, is the best description of this "I'm offended" fad that I've ever heard!
In other words "Shut the fk up! You're not 'offended', you just have too much time on your hands to be minorly inconvenienced and have a nervous breakdown because your life is so easy that mere words hurt your feelings!"
there are rare times in my life when i loved the improvisations of the jokes of the video in its own comment section, good one bruh!!
Nice 👍
Can I like a comment twice?
Yup. Imagine how fucking miserable your life must be. They're all a bunch of fucking pussies that have never been through hardships so they create problems to complain about
@@Satanas69420 Was that a weak attempt at creating something that's supposed to resemble irony?
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This was not really dark, but it was funny I won't argue with that
@A water guy.Sorry, but are you being sarcastic?
@A water guy. bruh how long it took?
If this was DARK humour
Then Andrew Shultz just committed suicide.
Dark humor is dark
Not all whites get it
"Getting offended is something privileged people do"
Everyone in America needs to hear that. Read it and then re-read it.
as an American I wholeheartedly agree lmao
What if you're black in a school filled of 16 year old white people being called slurs?
@@malaklranal1681 this isn't the movies dumbass
Not all americans suckle off that privilege teet my friend.
We aren't all pathetic whiny little spoiled brats out here.
i havent laughed that hard in a long time. "very similar but with different life expectancies" i fuckin DIED lmao
Man I watched this to get offended but at the end I laughed and got woked
Animesh Sharma lb
woken*
@divyanshu pandey indeed
"getting offended is something privileged people do." This dude gets it!
So is telling shitty jokes.
@@porflepopnecker4376lmao
@@porflepopnecker4376 You're the one he's talking about xD
yeah real original and so are you equally original
@@porflepopnecker4376 you have a failed TH-cam channel 😂
He didn't change his accent
I repeat HE DIDN'T CHANGE HIS ACCENT!
PROUD
And he spoke English
@@MrJfrederici because he is in Canada not in China
Too bad tho... Worst accent worldwide
Why would he change his accent? He's just visiting.
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Of course , a white person couldn't say this ...not allowed.
“Being offended is what privilege people do” - I will use that.
Heading to Twitter as we speak.
Same
you and everybody else
‘“You know, all the local Indians you meet over here? I’m the reason they left.”
had me laughing for a good 15 seconds.
Could you please explain that joke
@@girlinthewoods2059 he says jokingly that he is so awful that people left India just so they don't have to live in the same country as he.
@@Ola-cb1xt Yes and there is damn good reason for them to get offended after the derogatory (to say the least) speech about his own country he made to please audiences in the West.
@@Srimanth438 Just look at how many Indians are leaving India and acquiring foreign citizenship. His humour represents the uncomfortable reality, whether you like to admit it or not.
@@Progamermove_2003 th-cam.com/video/fUx1fRIp_HQ/w-d-xo.html.
"Woke means to realize, prioritize and speak up!"
"That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally like what?" Probably the BEST description of WOKE people I've EVER heard
I don’t think anyone could top that 😂
"Woke means to realize.....to recognize, to organize and to vocalize"
"That's everything from a book club to a Nazi rally, alright!" That's what he said. Just a very reliable transcriptionist here :)
That’s not a joke that’s a fact
@@muhammed2174 Can you explain what he meant by this line? From a book club to Nazi rally. Sorry I did not get it.
thats not woke is in the usa tho it mean shove your crap idea onto other and call them names if they disagree
Goog job sir. A true comedian can joke about both sides of a debate topic with respect and dignity. You did that well. Thank you.
Some of these jokes are gold & it’s like the audience didn’t realize it. I’m privileged enough to be offended for him. 😂😂😂😂😂
the dislikes are people who got offended on other's behalf
FACTS
He deserved a better audience, dear Canada, why why
What are you talking a boot
are you gonna take a day off?
its like why do we even let them be a country anymore
@@anantraj677 ~Barney Stinson
yeah, it's the audience's fault, that's it
3:03 replace indian with asian and it would be even more accurate lmao
yup, Chinese, even more accurate actually
Indianisation of Alexander the great -Alakshendra
Americanisation of Vir Das - WeirDass
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He owns a production company with that name
@@श्रीयोगेशचंद्रwoah what a surreal coincidence 😂😂
It's Sikander btw
@@shreyashoswal4676 chanakya used to call him alakshyendra... Word sikander came to be in Medieval India...
"Getting offended is something privileged people do."
This is absolutely true.
but even loser poor people get offended
Cages it was the Obama administration that had cages. So hopefully that’s who your talking about
Chris Allen People that ignore American immigration laws end up in cages, simple. It's not as if they didn't know this before they ended up there!
@@widetrackerinkazoo6559 Oh, they knew Obummer was doing it, they just kept their mouths (and pens) shut to cover it up.
Three Trumptrolls already. They just can't stop lying. They support the cages, then blame Obama for them. Unbelievable how stupid these fuckers think we are.
Obama's cages. Look at the facts if you dare. I know Leftists hate truth. They only want to massage their own arrogance.
@Cameran BittickHave they had children in them all this time? Have they been overcrowded all that time?
Canada has very strict immigration laws and they also have thousands of miles of a buffer zone called the united states
2:39
White 14 ur old girls be like:
*american 14 year old girls be like
Fax
Fr dude same thing happened to me when I casually said my mom died and the girl started crying like wtf that made me so mad
dont sterotype any races..thats racist
@@joycejoy408 I mean it's true like white girls with Snapchat filters.
He made A LOT of people in the audience uncomfortable. That's a good indication that he has a very relevant message.
I don’t think it was uncomfortable the audience is Canadian they just didn’t get it.🤣🤣 Canadians aren’t too bright eh.
"We just got privilege last week." Got me dying lol
Loved it... I wish the WOKE, would simply WOKE OFF!
"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"Is that a personal attack or something?"
as an american, we need to get this man signed and approved for his own special. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he already has 4 on Netflix
Emmy award nomination this year
naw we don't
America is a continent, not a country ..
Yeah plz take him give us Andrew Schultz🙌🙌
As an American I do not get offended. You sir are awesome. Funny as shit. And speaking the truth. You got some talent. Keep it up. Sincerely a new subscriber
Cages. Aren't criminals traditionally put into those? Why are criminals now the victims?
Bhakts have entered the comments section, I repeat, bhakts have entered the comments section.
And now the bootlickers have wet themselves. I repeat the bootlickers have wet themselves..
"Getting offended is something privileged people do" sounds pretty legit to me
Omgeeee this is GOLD. I pray he doesn’t get cancelled 😂
Lol he has had to take down his tweet and apologise recently... Chickened out to the woke brigade
He just released a video on 'cancel culture' like 8 hours ago. Good profound comedy by Vir Das.
Oh god forbid someone should leave a mean comment on his tweet. Realistically, what are the horrible and life ruining implications of a cancellation? It’s someone being mad at you on Twitter. Cry about it I guess but it’s not actually hurting you.
@@Aspensauce64 But it is, lots of people get cancelled for the color of nail polish their wearing or something stupid like that. They get canceled and then EVERYONE hates them and that affects their mental health and who knows what other parts of their life.
@Jake McLaughlin 🗿.....
Dude wrote a successful “woke joke” that didn’t fall flat. Nice.
I found out, Indian comedians with their nice accent are the best comedians!Thanks for great work!
Yulianna ....their accent is hideous and no, they're not the best comedians, now go back and try to leave an actual intelligent comment...
What's in an accent? Its just a way of speaking.
@@branon6565 lmfao oFfeNdEd ?
@@branon6565 Oh my that's a lot of hate...
@@branon6565 .
No wonder why Sorabh Pant called Vir Das as the *Priyanka chopra of the comedy*
Who cares about that unfunny ashol
Priyanka went on and lived with them as them. Vir Das goes there and roasts those people at their own home.
They're not the same bro
@@soumyadeepmondal6130 aree macha it's just a joke
@@abhishekpatel2597 agreed!!!!!!!
@@soumyadeepmondal6130 both represent the country so well.
now get off your judgy horse!
A true comedian is one who challenges society and uses humor to convey humanity's flaws. A lot of comedians right now are just shills who pander to brain-dead ideologies.
Luckily, we have people like Vir Das who keep the spirit of humor alive.
Lol.. what? This dude is going exactly what you claim other comedians are doing. Dude is a snore fest.
@@bigjosh9364 lol did you get offended by him?
@@NickPCage No just sleepy.
@@bigjosh9364 then why the hell are you here then ?
@@tanyayadav7899 Do you even know how youtube works? It was in my suggested vids and I checked him out.
Getting offended is something privileged people do. That's something to think about, isn't it.
Getting offended on behalf of others, who may not even feel that way, takes a special kind of weird privilege.
That's a "killer" woke knock-knock joke right there.
Damn man. Why am i the only one who didnt get that joke!
anand sarda That makes the two of us. :(
And now it's three
@@anandsarda2091 It could be in reference to the recent controversial police shooting of a black woman (Breonna Taylor) who was allegedly sleeping in her apartment. Since then additional, conflicting information has come to light:
www.whas11.com/article/news/investigations/breonna-taylor-case/answering-your-questions-on-the-breonna-taylor-case/417-febf39cd-1012-4d9d-bb63-5a690cfa8ff1
@@akanshmirkhur4078 I don't think it's supposed to be 'good'. It's about being open and welcoming, and questioning any perceived hostility, no matter how ridiculous. Cue laughter!
“What you went through is so stressful, im taking the day off.”
I lost my shit at that. Yet, I somehow don’t lose my shit at my generation’s very fucking bizarre humor.
Americans virtue signal... Canadians try as well... but Canada has less people than New York State , so no one notices lol 😂
I'm glad you had a good experience entering Canada.
I didn't. They brought me to the back and questioned me over and over.
I guess my beard was too big.
I can hear brain cells exploding as woke individuals try to work out how to call you racist. I love your humour,it is real comedy that made me laugh out loud,and instantly subscribe to your channel.
_Funny thing is that you don't need to be white to be racist. But 99.9% of wokefolk are too stupid to even consider that point, lmao_
Me too. I love leftie dilemmas. 😈
@yitzhak shekkelsteingoldmanberg I'm not alt-right. I just hate hypocrisy.
This guy antiwhite as hell. The only joke here is that he endlessly shits on white people, and white people are so burdened by fear and white guilt, that we think we are required to believe that his antiwhite hatred is actually humor.
@@jena.alexia Funny how not being asleep and letting white priviledge folk not get away with racism is woke. I you speak about racism your easily offended or a victim. Its gaslighting and ba!
I think Hasmukh killed some American gangster this time.
He's on fire.🔥
Love the fact that he doesn’t need to hide his Indian accent. So done with people imitating the “west” .
Who said humour can not make sense? This is indeed one of them . Love your work ✨♥️
He imitated an American accent just to make himself sound like a stupid SJW lol
He's putting on the Indian accent. The reason his American accent is he's a fluent English speaker.
@@Gormezzz fluency in a language , isn't the type of accent one adopts, brave sir, fluency is how you articulate the words you speak in the particular languange. By your definition American's don't speak fluent english because they don't sound like the English.
@@dwlonewolf2273 thanks man, I've been stewing over this for an entire month. I've barely slept.
@@arjunarun3033 and it was spot on lol , totally sounded like those 15 year old white girls lmao
I like this guy. Doesn't pull back any punches
"Getting offended is something privileged people do"
Well he's not wrong. I live in a third world country and we have more problems to deal with, a lot of people even struggle to eat 3 times a day. So yeah.. it's really hard for us to understand why Americans get offended on such trivial things.
Canadians get more offended.
@The Sight of Sound Yeah sorry if I generalized Americans but seeing as how a lot of these issues are wildly promoted in your media, it gives an impression majority if you guys agree or, to the very least, allow it.
@@richsalazme
Man, it is the majority of America (I live here). I will never understand how people have the energy to spend hours online hating on some of the most basic stuff I've ever seen. The internet gave us all a free way to express ourselves without repercussions in real life, unless you're the person being canceled lol.
@@richsalazme Social media is a cancer, and unfortunately cancel culture is wielded as a weapon by the woke crowd. People who dare to speak a different opinion than sjws find themselves getting canceled or falsely accused of being an "-ist, -phob, or -ism," of getting lies spread about them that can affect their day to day life and mental health. Doxxing, losing a job, and extreme cyber bullying are real fears because they aren't exactly a reasonable or rational bunch. All the proven facts in the world can't change their misguided conclusions, despite them providing clear evidence to the contrary.
shut up
His last joke was perfect
Too Western jokes, I had a hard time getting half of them 😂
Yeah I don't get it but I like it
No most of them were immigration jokes
Dang. Too bad. This was hilarious. He totally has us nailed.
List what you don’t get & I’ll explain.
@@tori2dles everything, may be..!! Okay, start with the "Cages" one !!
Santosh Joshi By Cage he means no fence around the border.... Canadian and American can freely roam to each other’s country
Wow the title of this video really helped it reach the wrong audience...
there is a Mexican man and a black man in a car, who do u think is driving.
the cops
LOL and I still am...thank you
@@louisetaylor6952 hahahahahaha
@@cavjaga8176 Do you have any more???
@@louisetaylor6952 why did hitler kill himself?
The gas’s bill was too high
Life is like a box of choclates, fat people finish them quickly.
(Ps, just a joke.)
Lmao almost 1am and my fat arse is eating chocolate lol oh and i am not offended. Now if my chocolate melts or goes missing i will be pissed .
@@tammywineswines3369 same, my parents stash their candies, lowkey jealous.
@@satireamme Aww yes indeed us older ppl love our chocolate lol we like to try and hide it, i can't hide it though my big arse yells your eating candy girl. ❤😂
Not if it's 85% dark chocolate
@@MothOnWall HAH
I don't like hearing of Obama's cages, even if he did have a valid reason for their use.
LOL, I realize no one responded to your comment sir, the truth cuts deep.
I feel ya
Obama started war in 4 countries
Trump started war in 0 countries.
Please enlighten me as to why the cages were a validated use by the Obumma regime. This oughta be good!
@@hillbillyslim As I heard it, not all children are rightfully brought in so the temporary seperation is to minimize traffiking. IMO the "cage" thing should have been avoided though the overall purpose seems right, right?
This crowd was dead. He should’ve been in the UK or Ireland.