Wanted to like the comment but refuse to be the triple 6th like. This mostly because I had a bird shit on my head at a cookout earlier while I was processing wild turkey breast from a bird I harvested earlier this morning (talk about full circle). Anyways 666 negates the good luck from the bird shitting on my head so I’ll just be here paranoid in the comment reply section thanks.
@@D4Gamerz ??? Bro how is it unhealthy? It's fun to do and to be close to someone you like, so it's what people do. I never had the chance to be with the person I like but i didn't automatically deem it unhealthy lmaooo. Stop being insecure and accept that fact that you're just salty about not being able to do it
How so? If someone has very few partners you suppose that it's because he/she is weird and hence the numbers? So that you wouldn't even see it for yourself? Or the opposite, if someone has way too many, than it's sketchy and thus not advised to go out with?
Multiple sexual partners predicts for divorce. A girl who who has even one sexual partner has an increased risk of divorce and the higher the partners the higher the risk. Multiple sexual partners also predicts for HPV related oropharyngeal cancer.
@@aguyfromnothere curious where these statistics come from. You'll probably say something like Google it. But I'm more curious to know where you learned them from
@@USER_SLADE Idk I just don't see the point of his comment otherwise. Yeah doing normal things makes for bad content. But likewise, just mentioning how you do normal stuff also makes for a bad comment
@@Shannxy but he made clear that this video was on point besides his own opinion on that matter. Which is something you didn't acknowledge when you first commented.
Stevie could just keep repeating the same idea with different dialogues and I would still find it hilarious each time "I’m sorry ?" "Okay can I be honest with you?" 😂
Why is this awkward if he is a virgin? I have a wife for three years and she is the only one. Nobody can compare to this filing. It is the best that you could ever have. Everything in plus, you have what to compare.
@Unknown Comment that's right. It works both ways, and yes we are the only ones for eachother. And of course it matters what worldview each one has. It is important to have already a strong foundation on which you can build together that doesn't change whenever new trends appear. And if you start with the fact that our bodies adapt to eachother and the more you know one another, you can enjoy and please more and more in every aspect of your relationship, you end up realising that what is presented as LOVE by most of the people is actually about yourself which is the opposite of what love is. Sure you can't love someone if first you don't love yourself, but that is a totally different thing.
Hahaha I know so many ppl that way, super interactive online but in real life I can hardly get a sentence out of them. I do it too but I’m actually very sociable 😂
I think I was around the age of twenty when I experienced "my first time". I went to a military school eight grade to twelfth, so there wasn't much opportunity there. Went to a local community college after high school graduation. Dated a lot of college girls and was quite popular but still remained a virgin. I think I was afraid of getting someone pregnant and dealing with reality. I'd seen one of my high school buddies go A.W.O.L. and he came back to visit us months later with wife and baby in tow and working hard to support all of that. I wasn't ready for that to happen to me. Got a part time week end job working behind the bar at a Marriott. I wasn't a bartender as I was not of age, but just kept the bar supplied with clean glasses, ice, cut fruit.... Lots of action going on there with the customers and the staff. Women in their thirties were coming onto me and I didn't know how to handle it. This one twenty-nine year old cocktail waitress who kinda resembled Grace Lee Whitney came at me like a heat seeking missile. She was divorced with three kids and lived in a nice apartment. On weekends her mother would take her kids so she had the apartment to herself on those days. She started getting friendly with me at some of the same after work parties we both attended and the next thing you know she's inviting me over to her apartment for after work drinks, snacks, television, and more. One night after work at her place we went all the way and I lost my virginity to her. I was around the age of twenty at the time. I guess if I was going to lose my virginity, she was a great one to lose it to. She was very very attractive, was on the pill and didn't want any more kids, and showed me things in the bedroom I had no idea about. We "dated" for about six months before I finally came up for air. Then I broke it off as I could see the writing on the wall and my turn with her was coming to and end. I was a little heart broken about all it but I knew it was time for me to exit before things got ugly. Our interlude had run its course and she was ready to move on to the next guy. After six months with her, I was ready to take on the world and rest is history. College girls were history. I wanted mature women that knew what they wanted and weren't afraid to take it.
@@GQ-gf7vh what if you had multiple chances but bitched out? is that like, half bad half good? lmao. virginity is a somewhat complex subject. i personally just feel weirded out having sex with someone i dont actually trust or have a deep connection with, especially while high. lot of pressure involved for the guy as well imo.
*Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes* *Five hundred, twenty five thousand moments so dear* *Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes* *How do you measure, measure a year?*
I have a weird feeling about this one. Virgin shaming is a real thing for a lot of young men and put an unhealthy pressure to sleep around and have a lot of experiences with women. If you're not good with women you're a creep or a looser. And at the end of the video this is exactly what happens: the guy is mocked, by the other man and the woman. Maybe Stevie could have used his influence to combat this and spread a more positive message...
What needs to change is how people respond to jokes so they don't feel personally attacked all the time. To try to understand that someone will always find something hurtful, and that positively responding to it is part of growth.
Yea I thought this skit funny just like the rest, but certainly doesn’t help my self esteem as someone who is currently finishing my 5th year of college a virgin at the age of 25. I don’t really get too upset because it really was my choice not to be active, but i do eventually want to have kids, and I do get insecure when I think about how a women might react when they find out I am still a virgin. Which again, this video doesn’t really help to dissuade that fear.
I love these when they're looking for a number! Please make as many and more of these as possible. Side note, I, like the character in the video, made it all the way through college without . . . you know. Four years, a lot of Baptist Student Union events.
Why are you guys so damn funny? I don't watch movies much lately unless I know it is good, however I can scroll through slappers only content any day of the week and laugh out loud. I think you guys have tremendous talent.
So im curious: Since you are wearing a "slappers only" shirt in the sketch, are you also a sketch maker in the cinematic universe? Or is there another guy who is Stevie Emerson in the sketch universe, and your character is more like a fan?
If virgin is an insult then "Used Material" should be a far worse insult. I just find it hypocritical when guys look for virgin women to marry while they are not virgin themselves.
This is a great bit. Sometimes I have no clue how to tackle this question as a guy. You don’t want to come across as a player or an involuntary celibate.
My brain was going into overdrive to figure out who the hell this woman was because she looks crazy familiar and I realized it's CJ from FBoy island !!!!
1:43 - One of the little things that keeps me coming back is the music selection. He didn't have to choose a Sean Paul song, but as a millennial, I appreciate it. Lmao, 2:24 - The first musical I ever watched was Rent, because my first ever girlfriend wanted to watch it and I wasn't about to say no. Real talk, it was a pretty good movie. 7 outta 10 in my books.
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It's always incredible how smooth he is at the beginning and how akward and uncomfortable he becomes once asked certain questions.
thats kinda the setup..
That’s actually how it be
Wanted to like the comment but refuse to be the triple 6th like. This mostly because I had a bird shit on my head at a cookout earlier while I was processing wild turkey breast from a bird I harvested earlier this morning (talk about full circle). Anyways 666 negates the good luck from the bird shitting on my head so I’ll just be here paranoid in the comment reply section thanks.
I love when he starts going into his weird, non sensical, and then musical riffs...so hilarious
Haha lol.
“This guy’s blood is pure!” Fucking dead
Pure as snow
what does that mean
@@AC-mp7cx clean blood with no infection
🤣
😆😆😆
The "I'm sorry?" kills me every time.
I'm sorry?
I knew it was coming but still it was funny.
Heard it, laughed, paused the video, and then came to the comments knowing someone would say this 😂😂😂
Every time. The pause, the hesitation, the facial expressions… perfect lmao
Almost 828 likes
"We don't need to run the tests, this guy's blood is pure"
🤣🤣
I didn't want to like as I'd be the 500th like but here goes.
You may follow me
As someone who went through 4 years of university a virgin, I feel attacked.
Same
Don't, the norm isn't always for the best. Our society has an unhealthy obsession with sex.
Still a zero on the board at 29.
@@D4Gamerz yeh... so we how humans like things that are fun. Next thing you know we'll have a weird dislike for pain.
@@D4Gamerz ??? Bro how is it unhealthy? It's fun to do and to be close to someone you like, so it's what people do. I never had the chance to be with the person I like but i didn't automatically deem it unhealthy lmaooo. Stop being insecure and accept that fact that you're just salty about not being able to do it
He wasn't focused on the chicks in college. He was focused on the studies getting that bread. Good for him!
I'm doing the same thing rn in med school!!!
Fortunately my current Gf is also abstinent (virgin, technically) so all's good.
@@ЕтанДрешковка Thats what you think 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@Hurley164 technically oral sex can still mean you are a virgin
Oh no 😭
He has that sigma male mindset
I am a doctor and I confirm. That's how I rule out my dates.
How so? If someone has very few partners you suppose that it's because he/she is weird and hence the numbers? So that you wouldn't even see it for yourself? Or the opposite, if someone has way too many, than it's sketchy and thus not advised to go out with?
she's a nurse
@@hlaci98 i think he's referring to STDs... And multiple sexual partners in females predisposes them to cervical ca
Multiple sexual partners predicts for divorce. A girl who who has even one sexual partner has an increased risk of divorce and the higher the partners the higher the risk. Multiple sexual partners also predicts for HPV related oropharyngeal cancer.
@@aguyfromnothere curious where these statistics come from.
You'll probably say something like Google it. But I'm more curious to know where you learned them from
Another fire vid, Stevie’s “I’m sorry” gets me every time
That's def you on the hospital bed right? lol
@@sabbtheman😂
“Can I be honest with you?”
The "Get busy" part where he hums the song was amazing 🤣 pure gold when he hums out the weird lyrics in between.
bruh that had me fucking weeping hahhaa - hahahah LOOL
As a 29 years old virgin this is really funny and sad at the same time for me.
You waiting till marriage?
@@johnfox7577 nah. I'm just waiting to find a girl that is would really really like or ... maybe even love!
@@alighoroubi1148 She ain't gonna fall in your lap. Go and find her. Don't wait too long, brotha.
@@alighoroubi1148 wise man 👍🏼
@@alighoroubi1148 you need a practice girl
I just answer truthfully, ain’t no point in lying. Be your best selves. Solid video by Stevie as always.
That would make for a really short and boring skit
@@Shannxy which is why I said solid video. Obviously doing normal things makes for uninteresting content.
@@Shannxy didn't take your time to process, did you now?
@@USER_SLADE Idk I just don't see the point of his comment otherwise. Yeah doing normal things makes for bad content. But likewise, just mentioning how you do normal stuff also makes for a bad comment
@@Shannxy but he made clear that this video was on point besides his own opinion on that matter. Which is something you didn't acknowledge when you first commented.
baking cookies and cuddling actually sounds like a good time! LOL
Vinnie the Virgin has joined the chat
Yeah who is John Galt
@@polymath6475 I've never seen him and Vinnie in the same room
@@dangerdanadv1445 my comment went whoosh over your head 😂
Stevie could just keep repeating the same idea with different dialogues and I would still find it hilarious each time
"I’m sorry ?" "Okay can I be honest with you?" 😂
He is
This slaps harder than my mom's belt! Keep em coming
If you need someone to talk to I got u bro
🤣🤣🤣
@@mazenperry145 thanks bro I guess I need therapy hhh
Missed opportunity to say:”slaps harder than Will Smith”
@@elaiswaifu5459 Good one!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Regular people: Netflix and chill
Vinnie the virgin: cookies and cuddles
On the other hand, cuddles is usually only a euphemism…
This is why Wilt Chamberlin never gave blood.
DAWG
Or Magic Johnson
@@aguyfromnothere 🤣🤣
Gotta say my dude's got pretty good pickup moves for a virgin
1:27 the way Stevie says yeah could you imagine 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm in me mum's car"
Shit, that was a throwback.
Heard it too, cracked up😂
0:39 “I’m sorry?” Always kills me😂
So many hidden relationship advices in this channel
Why is this awkward if he is a virgin? I have a wife for three years and she is the only one. Nobody can compare to this filing. It is the best that you could ever have. Everything in plus, you have what to compare.
@Unknown Comment that's right. It works both ways, and yes we are the only ones for eachother.
And of course it matters what worldview each one has. It is important to have already a strong foundation on which you can build together that doesn't change whenever new trends appear. And if you start with the fact that our bodies adapt to eachother and the more you know one another, you can enjoy and please more and more in every aspect of your relationship, you end up realising that what is presented as LOVE by most of the people is actually about yourself which is the opposite of what love is. Sure you can't love someone if first you don't love yourself, but that is a totally different thing.
in every single skit it doesn't really start going downhill until he says "can I be honest with you?" 😂
"is this a mistake?" best pickup line lol
"I'm in me Mum's car!" 😂😂😂😂
This is the equivalent to chatting online to someone who expresses themselves in gifs only, but in real life 😆
Hahaha I know so many ppl that way, super interactive online but in real life I can hardly get a sentence out of them. I do it too but I’m actually very sociable 😂
I think I was around the age of twenty when I experienced "my first time".
I went to a military school eight grade to twelfth, so there wasn't much opportunity there.
Went to a local community college after high school graduation.
Dated a lot of college girls and was quite popular but still remained a virgin. I think I was afraid of getting someone pregnant and dealing with reality.
I'd seen one of my high school buddies go A.W.O.L. and he came back to visit us months later with wife and baby in tow and working hard to support all of that.
I wasn't ready for that to happen to me.
Got a part time week end job working behind the bar at a Marriott. I wasn't a bartender as I was not of age, but just kept the bar supplied with clean glasses, ice, cut fruit....
Lots of action going on there with the customers and the staff.
Women in their thirties were coming onto me and I didn't know how to handle it.
This one twenty-nine year old cocktail waitress who kinda resembled Grace Lee Whitney came at me like a heat seeking missile.
She was divorced with three kids and lived in a nice apartment.
On weekends her mother would take her kids so she had the apartment to herself on those days.
She started getting friendly with me at some of the same after work parties we both attended and the next thing you know she's inviting me over to her apartment for after work drinks, snacks, television, and more.
One night after work at her place we went all the way and I lost my virginity to her.
I was around the age of twenty at the time.
I guess if I was going to lose my virginity, she was a great one to lose it to.
She was very very attractive, was on the pill and didn't want any more kids, and showed me things in the bedroom I had no idea about.
We "dated" for about six months before I finally came up for air. Then I broke it off as I could see the writing on the wall and my turn with her was coming to and end. I was a little heart broken about all it but I knew it was time for me to exit before things got ugly. Our interlude had run its course and she was ready to move on to the next guy.
After six months with her, I was ready to take on the world and rest is history.
College girls were history. I wanted mature women that knew what they wanted and weren't afraid to take it.
The iconic “I’m sorry” 😂
“This guy’s blood is pure” caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "Im sorry?" expression is funny everytime
Vinny the virgin I'm crying rn lmao
Stevie you mixed like 3 songs and 20 random noises in like 10 seconds. That was wonderful haha
As someone who wore a promise ring in college, I feel attacked.
I gave one but I sure as hell wouldn't wear it. I'm not a fan of rings tbh
When virginity is considered a negative thing you knooooow society is wrecked
typically because it means no one finds u attractive….. like for example “incels”
Yeah
It is if you're a guy and it's not by choice. For women, being a virgin is a positive.
@@GQ-gf7vh what if you had multiple chances but bitched out? is that like, half bad half good? lmao. virginity is a somewhat complex subject. i personally just feel weirded out having sex with someone i dont actually trust or have a deep connection with, especially while high. lot of pressure involved for the guy as well imo.
It has always been thus; when do you suppose society exalted male virgins?
"Love you, bye" to girls you just met is a guaranteed pantie dropper
Don't usually comment videos but the "in me mum's car" caught me off guard, this is amazing
He started singing 525,600. It is 'The Office' series song. 😂
Asking body count in 2022 be like
A master at the "uncomfortable" moments.
If he reacted " Yeah babe, I'm pure" he would have gotten the girl :D It's all about confidence
yep
The answer he should have given: “I’m waiting for the right one *wink*”
That would make me extremely uncomfortable too 😂😂
*Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes*
*Five hundred, twenty five thousand moments so dear*
*Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes*
*How do you measure, measure a year?*
The "When She Asks.." series is most def my favorite 😭😂😂
Even tho I know what'll come, it still gets me
Lmao this incredible Stevie is so good at this. That ending would be me
Them pickup skills are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥...and then the shit test 😂😆😂😆😂
Nope. Finishing college a virgin sir 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 extremely fit, single, and still can’t speak to women. LETS GOOOOO
Lol same.
......................................................................................................"I'm sorry?!" Stevie is the best!!!
I have a weird feeling about this one. Virgin shaming is a real thing for a lot of young men and put an unhealthy pressure to sleep around and have a lot of experiences with women. If you're not good with women you're a creep or a looser. And at the end of the video this is exactly what happens: the guy is mocked, by the other man and the woman. Maybe Stevie could have used his influence to combat this and spread a more positive message...
What needs to change is how people respond to jokes so they don't feel personally attacked all the time. To try to understand that someone will always find something hurtful, and that positively responding to it is part of growth.
Yea I thought this skit funny just like the rest, but certainly doesn’t help my self esteem as someone who is currently finishing my 5th year of college a virgin at the age of 25.
I don’t really get too upset because it really was my choice not to be active, but i do eventually want to have kids, and I do get insecure when I think about how a women might react when they find out I am still a virgin. Which again, this video doesn’t really help to dissuade that fear.
I love these when they're looking for a number! Please make as many and more of these as possible. Side note, I, like the character in the video, made it all the way through college without . . . you know. Four years, a lot of Baptist Student Union events.
Hilarious, dudes a genius. Why doesn’t Stevie have a movie deal yet?!
2:23
525,600 is the number of minutes in a year btw
It's always the "I'm sorry ?" as soon as the question drops for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love when he said “…… I’m sorry?” Hahah cracks me every time
Fu*k when he started to sing 😆🤣🤣😂😂
"love you bye" im dead
Why are you guys so damn funny? I don't watch movies much lately unless I know it is good, however I can scroll through slappers only content any day of the week and laugh out loud. I think you guys have tremendous talent.
1:16 the clip with the women interviewing the little boy on the first day of school when she asks him "do you miss your mom?"
O-O 2xspeed adds another layer of comdey 1:45
In all of these skits im dying when he asks: I"M SORRY haha
So im curious: Since you are wearing a "slappers only" shirt in the sketch, are you also a sketch maker in the cinematic universe? Or is there another guy who is Stevie Emerson in the sketch universe, and your character is more like a fan?
" I'm really good at cuddling love you bye" best exit ever 🤣
Bro I love this type of videos of yours
-Are you sexually active?
-🥺 me, I'm a virgin.
-you're divorced.
-I only count the good stuff, I have high standards.
I wasn't ready for the Sean Paul part 😂😂👏👏
When he started doing song mimicking I DIED BRO 😹😹😹😹
2:09 mom's car.....rare vines :)
1:51 is SO fucking accurate. ion be knowing them sean paul joints but thats true fax
You're gonna be the first is always the answer!!..
The first today bebecita!! Let's goooo!! 🤣
Mikey in the background behind nurse Wyatt just looking pissed 😂
I love when he starts singing in these videos
Lol at the dude lounging in the back like he's getting a pap smear!
If virgin is an insult then "Used Material" should be a far worse insult.
I just find it hypocritical when guys look for virgin women to marry while they are not virgin themselves.
Neither should be an insult
Lol, love how this has no likes but it’s true.
Nobody does that. At least in normal countries.
It's really sad that this is a frowned upon thing. I'm glad not all places are like this
All good bro. I’m turning 26 and still a virgin. 😂
“I’m sorry?”
…
“Why do you need to know that?”
These are hilarious, and I guess we're all in agreement that she has one of the most gorgeous smiles in the world!
Yea
When u started singing,I started laughing so badly, because u remind me of a friend 😭
This is a great bit. Sometimes I have no clue how to tackle this question as a guy. You don’t want to come across as a player or an involuntary celibate.
Just be honest. If someone judges you for your sexual history, they are immature.
The I'm sorry n the point kills me
My brain was going into overdrive to figure out who the hell this woman was because she looks crazy familiar and I realized it's CJ from FBoy island !!!!
The Get Busy had me deceased
man, when you did Sean Paul, I lost it 🤣😂
my heart sank when she looked at him disgusted when she found out...
This hit home so hard. I was probably 0/150 all 4 years.
“Pure as snow” lmfao
Hot nurse: A number please
Our legend: Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred
😂😂😂 I died
1:43 - One of the little things that keeps me coming back is the music selection. He didn't have to choose a Sean Paul song, but as a millennial, I appreciate it.
Lmao, 2:24 - The first musical I ever watched was Rent, because my first ever girlfriend wanted to watch it and I wasn't about to say no. Real talk, it was a pretty good movie. 7 outta 10 in my books.
Lmao the ending
Every video I love when “can I be honest with you”. And someone always ruins his chances at the end
This guy needs his own show on tv. Love him.
2:00 🤣 lmao. I'm dead
Pls do a video where Stevie is an alpha-male coach who just says absolutely agreggious left field stuff about woman lol he'd kill it
"We don't have to run the test, his blood is pure." Rofl!
He could just say "yes" but hes so truthful, what a great guy
This man is amazing how awkward this gets. I felt embarrassed at home
Anyone stop finding these videos funny but cant help but watch
"Love you, bye"..... Dead
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