For people wondering where my music has gone, my distributor had a mare and removed it 5 days ago. We've since resolved the issue and the music should HOPEFULLY be back up very very soon. I'll make a lot of noise about it on my socials when it's back up, so go and follow me everywhere @JamesMarriottYT
The only intrusive thoughts I have are creating these kinds of videos, but using them to spread "high T life hacks for alpha males" like mixing large quantities of Windex and Clorox in a poorly ventilated room.
low key watching these videos as someone who doesn’t find men attractive either made me want to puke or just laugh, this iconic duo made these video way better to watch 😂😂
My ex tried to make me jealous in order to get me to compete for him.....I was madly in love with him ..so I dumped him.....coz my ego was bigger than his.....who's the alpha now, Josh!!!
My sad life story is...my dad actually think like that....... Edit: 10:48 kurtis is me and james is my mom trying her best to not throw hands in front of me every time he says something beyond stupidity
Since Kurtis asked the question , yes you need testosterone AND oestrogene to survive , all human being have both... And oestrogenes protect against osteoporosis (Bone destruction) and cardiovascular diseases...
Even believing in this alpha and beta thing is so weak I can't haha But this is the thing the more they know how weak they are.. The more they try to hide it behind their "I Am suCh aN aLpHa".. Without realizing it makes them look even more insecure and weak lol
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear pia
''Stop your gf from cheating on you by cheating on her'' that's actually a mindset a lot of men seem to have - ''you can't cheat on me, but I totally can cheat on you''
Also, how would cheating on your girlfriend keep her from cheating on you? If she didn't know you were cheating but was planning on doing the same thing, nothing would change. The same goes for her being faithful. If she did know, that would encourage most women to either break up with you or to go ahead and cheat since you started sleeping around when she was faithful, thus, it doesn't matter if she starts sleeping around as well. Tik-Tok Alpha/Sigma logic is so faulty it's laughable.
The worst thing is that back in the day it was alright for men to bring in mistresses, have children born out of wedlock, and have sex before marriage. Whilst women couldn't file for divorce (or they would be looked down upon) and weren't allowed to have sex before marriage or with anyone other than their husbands. I kinda guess that is where the mindset of "I can cheat but she can't" comes from... I could be wrong though... Thanks for listening to my TED talk
@dead human yeah idk why people act like a specific a social media place isn’t gonna have a bunch of assholes and that they somehow ruin the whole app. like, cooperations are trying to maximize income why would they give you things you hate so that you’d delete the app and tell that it’s terrible to the people around you?? every app has those communities and if you downloaded that app and had those communities still on your fyp after like a month i have something to tell you... like you’re not cool for not having twitter jack. you’re not better than us all you’re telling me is that you’re apart of no groups or communities (stan, educational, hell even school etc.)
@@pers0nified675 no you can like it or not. i personally don’t have it and i never had. the problem is that people act like all bad things come from one app and they act like they’re better for not having those apps. i don’t like instagram because it makes me feel insecure but that’s because i’m the person who follows those people. however, you’ll never catch me hating on the app itself because it’s not inherently bad
When a man can throw me around like it’s nothing and knows it, it’s terrifying. My brain doesn’t go ‘wOw hEs So sTrOnG’ it goes ‘this man can easily abuse or kill me and I would have no fighting chance’
If somebody is able to lift me and throw me, i’d immediately leave. Because once they know they can, they might do it when they’re mad, so i’m not taking that chance
I have a hell of a lot of fight in me, but I’m about 5’2. If some guy tries to show me how strong he is, I immediately see it as a red flag. I worry about how he would react if I told him that I don’t like men, or if I told him that I have a boyfriend to drive him off. I’ve been mentally and emotionally abused before, I don’t want to risk being physically abused. I may be a scrappy person, but I don’t think I would be able to put up a fight against someone like that unless I have some sort of weapon, like a knife.
Kurtis: "Alfalfa" James: "..." Kurtis: "Al...Alfalfa" James: "I don't understa-" Kurtis: "ALFALFA" Edit: corrected the spelling of Kurtis’ name, before I get another ‘Curtis Konner’ comment
@@donnerblitzen1388 i think thats actually how it works But the deal is that you should have balance Cuz if you have too much of one that can cause problems Im not sure tho
If I’m like a child does that mean the man has to pay for everything and feed me👀. I can just play video games and complain and not have to work ever again?
@@Donutsmakemegonuts yes excatly, you also dont have to what he says etheir cuz children are "rebelious". Be careful though cuz he might cheat and adopt another kid😔
The reality is a lot of women prefer what these guys dub “beta” characteristics. It’s guys who love the alpha male persona. So-called alpha males aren’t trying to impress women. They’re trying to impress other men. Idk about you guys, but that sounds a tad homoerotic. Maybe they’re just going through some stuff and overcompensating, making them absolutely insufferable. Hope they figure it out.
The funniest thing about "alpha males" is that the trend has gone so far, you cannot distinguish the serious posts from the fake ones. If you told me that all the tiktoks were parodies I would've believed you, because they are that absurd
Plus, all of it is based off of fake facts that were disproved decades ago- "Alphas" don't exist in wolves. The idea of a "top dog" is something humanity heard vaguely about and ran with- wolves dont work that way 🤦♂
Mark Pray tell, how has misandry effected your life outside of hurting your precious feelings. Have you been fired because of misandry or a misandrist? Have you been harassed or assaulted physically or verbally because of misandry?? Has your government implemented laws that effect your autonomy or freedom purely based on the grounds of your gender?? I know from experience that misogyny is dangerous and harmful but I’ve never actually seen misandry in action. Please explain your very tough experiences being a man
@@thatsprettylunchean I'm not one of those people I just found the way this was worded pretty funny. I'm guessing they don't actually mean all men anyway
I love their complete misunderstanding of what testosterone is and how hormones work. They just associate it with manliness and ran with it lol. I’m a cardiac nurse and I’ve seen patients that got too many testosterone injections (not for the purposes of transitioning) end up with cardiac issues!
Also the fact that excess testosterone (in a person who already produces higher levels of testosterone) is converted back into estrogen. That’s why men who abuse steroids tend to have fatty pectorals; the estrogen by-product basically creates breasts.
i actually really appreciate them calling out toxic masculinity. people shouldn’t be viewing these alpha tiktoks and thinking that these attitudes and ideas are normal or good.
yeah and i think it's really important that they as men are calling it out too, because a lot of men just clearly don't listen to women, we've known this lol. plus they're also setting good examples for other guys
@@archiehutchinsonhutchinson8326 they might be normal in the sense that they have been around for a long time and many people subscribe to them but staking the idea of masculinity upon rigid roles and standards, seeking control in personal relationships, and prioritizing physical shows of strength over emotional intelligence is not healthy, productive, or even achievable for the average man.
I can't speak for all women, but I can at least anecdotally say that for me it's a HUGE turn-off having to "fight" or "compete" for a man. If he isn't willingly choosing me then I don't want him.
It’s extremely toxic for a person to purposefully emotionally manipulate their partner into feeling insecure just so they stay with them that’s... abuse?
If I met a group of friends I’d compliment all of them because I love women and want to try to help them feel better about themselves, and men deserve to feel pretty or cute, too.
*injections or patches. Testosterone cannot be taken through pills, as pills are processed through the liver (which doesn’t react well to testosterone).
@@mattuwu9978 ohh never knew that, always wondered why that's the case ALSO, folks can use little goo packets that you rub on yourself daily(?) then boom, that's it, no injections if you don't like that.
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 yeah, that’s a gel form of testosterone, which I personally categorize under patches. “Topical” may have been a better word to use. I went with the injections because topical hormone therapy can be tricky sometimes, and isn’t as reliable. 🤷🏼♂️
I was having a panic attack over the death of my mom. She died suddenly of heart failure. I was going to put on music to self harm to, and this was in my recommended. It really helped. You guys will never understand the effect you can have on people you will never meet. Thank you so much
I'm so sorry for your loss ! I hope you can find within yourself the strength to get through this. I really hope you don't end up harming yourself, but even if you do just know that you're coping as best you can, and try talking to people around you that love you. Sending you lots of love ♡ Because I care, all the way from india.
Nooo don't hurt yourself :( I can't understand your pain but I get that it feels to unbearable to even fix it letting some tears out but self-harm is never going to be the solution. Hope you can get better with time and always remember, even if she's not here in a tangible form, your mom is going to always be with you from now on. p.s. sorry for the (probably) bad grammar.
I’m so so sorry to hear of your loss, my deepest condolences. Wherever your mum is now, I hope she is happy, healthy and watching over you right now. I can’t even imagine the pain you must be in right now, but I want you to know that you are strong, beautiful and loved, and this hard time will eventually pass. Also please don’t self harm. If you ever feel like you’re struggling, remember that there are always hotlines available and your loved ones for you! Lots of love, stay safe 💞
Having to much testosterone is super dangerous symptoms include : headaches, heart and liver problems, high blood pressure, infertility and low sperme count, insomnia, difficulty urinaning, weight gain. Wow so manly XD
“If you can’t abuse your woman, she won’t recognize you as the alpha” bro 😂 at least we know these weirdos are the minority, thank god for men like kurtis and james 🙌🏻
I bet if women started to complain about an issue that predominantly affected women like (off the top of my head) not being respected and taken seriously, these are the men that would complain about men being taught to repress their emotions, as a way to silence women. But these are the men causing those issues, they don’t want to express their feminine side. Everyone is both masculine and feminine - it’s impossible to be just one.
Ugh I hate this... Like I remember years ago, there was a letter written into an online newspaper about the conditions in abused women's shelters, and in the comments there were loads of men complaining that they weren't talking about male shelters and that everyone hates men and men are so discriminated against... So I suggested they write a letter in about male shelters as well, and they got all pissy and refused.... then the same woman decided to write in a letter about male domestic violence (it just took her longer to do since she couldn't base it off personal experience) and in the comments, lots of the same commenters were all like... "Ha that's so gay, imagine getting beaten up by a girl lol"... 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ WHAT 🤦♀️
Ugh with the victims blaming, men's problems are their fault, this is like saying FGM is women's fault because most of the people doing it are women. Men aren't a monolith.
only kings paint their nails, KING edit: clarifying that anyone can paint their nails, and it shouldn't be a big deal, however guys get shit for it because we live in a society, so I wanted to celebrate normalizing it. thank u
i, too, am a trans man and am very grateful to know that i can just stand in sun with my balls out instead of going trough all the trouble of being accepted for hormone therapy when i'm a legal adult but i would have to rate it 2/10 for obvious reasons
10:50 I’m a woman who gets bored easily, but that’s more of an ADHD thing. And I’m not gonna use ADHD as an excuse for cheating. I’m not gonna cheat on my girlfriend out of boredom. I’m not gonna cheat on my girlfriend. I would never even think about cheating on my girlfriend. She’s my girlfriend for a reason. And that reason is because I love her. Also the use of the word “females” makes me intrinsically uncomfortable and inherently makes me think he’s an incel. EDIT: Fucking hell it got worse. Him “guaranteeing” that women will cheat when they get bored is absolutely fucking ridiculous and him saying that women are like children is completely fucking disgusting.
Umm so when are we going to get the Marriott - Conner - Gonzalez - Gooden ultimate comedy music collab the internet deserves!?! We need at least a “Blood Related” remix with James on background vocals!?
I know the Eboys are over now, but a video with those four and then the North American commentary folks (Kurtis, Danny, and Drew) would truly be AMAZING.
Bro it's hard being female with creeps like those around And the fact that they have a platform and other men listen to them is so much more worrying to me. Shit sucks, I'm glad I haven't had the need to get out of my house in over a year, I'm really scared to have to navigate the world again
Dont worry, randos who stay in their room all day dont actually threaten you on the street so youll be fine most likely, unless you live in Portland or Chicago or something
An airport where you can lift while waiting for a flight would have the SMELLIEST airplanes in existence. Imagine being jammed into a flight with 40 people fresh from the gym.
The risks of abnormally high testosterone levels in men includes: low sperm count smaller testicles impotence heart muscle damage and increased risk of heart attack prostate enlargement liver disease acne fluid retention weight gain high blood pressure and high cholesterol insomnia headaches increased muscle mass increased chance of blood clots mood swings and aggression (stunted growth in adolescences)
@@fadibedoui5163 indeed. google is free, these symptoms are from a list which is speaking generally; they specify in "causes" that these can be caused by steroids, testosterone supplements and different health issues like cancer. so yes, nobody talked about steroids, you were the one to bring them up
It pleases me to no end that alpha make TikTok was happening at the same time as the surge in Omegaverse TikTok and there's a chance that some toxic masculinity dude stumbled across someone taking about knotting during Ramadan
It's funny that usually these guys think respecting women and treating them like people is 'beta' and unlikeable, but the shit they think is 'alpha' is literally repulsive
Here’s the thing: if a cisgender male’s body (that already naturally produces higher levels of testosterone) is given *excess* testosterone, it is converted back into estrogen. That’s why people who abuse steroids tend to have very fatty pectorals; the estrogen side-product basically creates breasts.
bruh i’m mad they didn’t include the step-siblings that are dating. I’m pretty sure there’s multiple videos of the guy referring to himself as alpha. (idk their account might have gotten taken down or they might have broken up or smthn idk it’s been a while since i’ve seen what’s been happening with them).
Okay, obviously this content is awful for everyone but the testosterone thing made me think of my trans friends. I really hope young trans guys aren't fucking with these 'alpha males,' on TikTok. Stay safe everybody.
also not to mention for trans man it's fine right cuz they dont have the right amount of testosterone to like develop those Male characteristics (they dont need to take T to be a trans Male but if a trans man feels like he wants to it's fine as long as they are comfortable with there gender no matter if they take T or not cuz long run they still are a man because they know who they are) but if a cis man were to have an excess of testosterone it will convert to estrogen or they could face problems such as : acne/oily skin , problems breathing while sleeping , their prostate swelling, the size of the testicles decreasing and an increase in red blood cells which could lead to clot formation and that puts them at risk of strokes, heart attacks and more I cant remember, in short if ur a cis man please dont try and increase ur amount of testosterone ur body has that amount for a reason be safe and do proper research before listening to information from tiktok it's very unreliable and in some cases dangerous (also to trans man make sure everything is safe for you and take the right steps and know possible risk if you have a medical record, stay safe and protect yourselves)
@@mike.h3244 i think if you're transitioning and try to take too much estrogen, your body does what it does best and will convert the excess into estrogen. or that's what i've heard. i hope all trans men out there are aware of why you have to gradually build your T shots to an amount that works for your individual body, because trying to take too much too soon will just end up backfiring
For people wondering where my music has gone, my distributor had a mare and removed it 5 days ago. We've since resolved the issue and the music should HOPEFULLY be back up very very soon. I'll make a lot of noise about it on my socials when it's back up, so go and follow me everywhere @JamesMarriottYT
AYE FIRST REPLY MATE
Does anyone else think James looks like Charli D'Amelio
Also Aye first furry
Omg thank you
sup bruv
he had a horse????
new anxiety unlocked: if a guy hits on me and not my friends I will now assume it's because I am ugly
That’s the opposite of what you should think
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Lmfaoo! I will be thankful. I don't want NO fcking guy's to hit on me. 😭😭😭😭🤚
bruh same smh
same
From here on out I only wanna see ball related content on this channel
No replies wow
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Hey pinely 👋
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watching them slowly get comfortable with each other is so wholesome
ikr! (hey fellow weeb :D)
it's so cute plsss😭
@@sanjulkapoor6637 really !!! 😭
10:10 I AM SORRY BUT IMAGINE SOMEONE ASKING HOW ARE YOU THEN JUST WALK AWAY THAT IMAGE IS SO FUNNY TO ME
Kurtis having to explain what an alphapha is to James makes me feel icky and old
It's because he's British and they didn't had the cartoon back then.
It’s more that they didn’t have the Little Rascals in the UK
@@oanaalexia i KnOw ItS a JoKe
@@minajones8341 its a joke
@@jae1147 We know it's a joke but we don't want you to feel icky and old. Ok?
everything I’ve learnt about excess testosterone in psych classes has been negative (increased aggression, increased acne etc lol)
Two kings of being women's allies.
*K I N G S*
As a former band kid I can attest to the accuracy of the lion tiktok
I am GLAD I'm not on this side of tik tok. If I see at least of one these videos on my fyp I would just delete my entire existence
Every collab with these lads is a blessing.
so good to see two men comfortable with their masculinity and femininity, not being toxic.
Guy in video: 10 mg of Boron everyday will increase testosterone
Boron: is toxic to humans
The only intrusive thoughts I have are creating these kinds of videos, but using them to spread "high T life hacks for alpha males" like mixing large quantities of Windex and Clorox in a poorly ventilated room.
i’ve been waiting for another James and Kurtis collab XD
Colabs with Kurtis are legitimatly my favorite of James' videos. This makes me incredibly happy.
Your name has awakened my PTSD from having that shouted at me everyday of highschool
As a pre-T trans man, I'm taking notesssssssssssss (not)
omg he finally uploaded yesterday i was literally watching his old videos hoping that he would post soon lmaoo
low key watching these videos as someone who doesn’t find men attractive either made me want to puke or just laugh, this iconic duo made these video way better to watch 😂😂
Who's bullying you for those nails? They're beautiful, don't stop painting them!
Are you sure that the guy who publically announced that women are supposed to be thrown around the house like a dog shouldn't be reported 🙄
5:37 I believe one time James said that the day those two fingers would touch he would be dead 🤪📸
6:20 this should be defined as psychological torture and banned from existing.
*BIBBLE DISAPPROVED*
This collab was wayyyy too short 😭
as someone exposed to far too much weird fanfiction , dudes calling themseves alphas is really funny.
He saw Sunny D in the store and had a lightbulb moment
The simultaneous cringes at 10:52 😭
My ex tried to make me jealous in order to get me to compete for him.....I was madly in love with him ..so I dumped him.....coz my ego was bigger than his.....who's the alpha now, Josh!!!
I can't wait until the gamma males have their time to shine
i just KNOW a brit and mr.ed aren’t making comments about anyone’s teeth and brushing form lmfaoo
Amogus
My sad life story is...my dad actually think like that.......
Edit: 10:48 kurtis is me and james is my mom trying her best to not throw hands in front of me every time he says something beyond stupidity
Since Kurtis asked the question , yes you need testosterone AND oestrogene to survive , all human being have both... And oestrogenes protect against osteoporosis (Bone destruction) and cardiovascular diseases...
James dying of laughter while Kurtis trying not to cringe his soul out of his body is my type of video
Ngl.I would love to have a gym at the airport pacing gets very boring after a while
As a band kid I would like to confirm I've been meowed/growled at by other band kids. It's a joke but yes it has happened.
Finally two of the best you tubers do a colab
the misogyny from these "alpha men" is gonna be my villain origin story
As a band kid I’m quite hurt 🥲/j this was hilarious
"women are like little kids" - why does he like women if they remind him of children then? 🤨
FBI open up
Just f**k guys😌
@@kudograynight1256 exactly tbh 😫 but not literally 🤨
@@lucy-wv8rk calm down🤣
That’s a big *YIKES ON TRIKES* from me
If a man ever referred to himself as an “alpha male” I would leave so fast. That is the opposite of how to attract women 😂
Exactly!! My question is ... do they believe the nonsense they spout?! It’s gross honestly
@@maryamtara2934
believe
They do
@@JosephFlores-yn4yi
Omg! 😂
An alpha doesn't need to announce to the world that they're aplha
Even believing in this alpha and beta thing is so weak I can't haha
But this is the thing the more they know how weak they are.. The more they try to hide it behind their "I Am suCh aN aLpHa".. Without realizing it makes them look even more insecure and weak lol
Huge red flag: anyone that treats dating like psychological warfare.
ULTIMATE red flag 😬
Love is war
I thought that is what it was meant to be
@@mariaPapagi Anime reference?
@@faitodeyo7019 lol yeah
Can you imagine if airports actually had gyms and there would be like just a BUNCH of sweaty people confined to a plane for 12hrs straight
My personal nightmare
@@linguisticsnerd433 ALL peoples nightmare
Implying everyone isn't already sweaty
That was literally the only thing I could think about during his tiktok 😂
IKR IT'D BE LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL AFTERNOON CLASS ALL OVER AGAIN💀
This guy: women get bored easily
Also this guy: if she doesn’t smash by the third date you gotta drop her cuz she’s taking advantage of you
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear pia
@@AxxLAfriku not you again
@@AxxLAfriku I am horrified and totally intrigued with your Channel...
@@AxxLAfriku *confused screaming*
Nah but honestly imagine being cheated on LMAOOOO 💀
kurtis and James are becoming my favourite duo.. pls do more collabs you guys are so funny together
Agreed!!!
Agreeddd
Same
YES
@Guy Whose opinions will offend you i love your account name
''Stop your gf from cheating on you by cheating on her''
that's actually a mindset a lot of men seem to have - ''you can't cheat on me, but I totally can cheat on you''
Also, how would cheating on your girlfriend keep her from cheating on you? If she didn't know you were cheating but was planning on doing the same thing, nothing would change. The same goes for her being faithful. If she did know, that would encourage most women to either break up with you or to go ahead and cheat since you started sleeping around when she was faithful, thus, it doesn't matter if she starts sleeping around as well. Tik-Tok Alpha/Sigma logic is so faulty it's laughable.
“You can’t kill me if I kill myself first”
The worst thing is that back in the day it was alright for men to bring in mistresses, have children born out of wedlock, and have sex before marriage. Whilst women couldn't file for divorce (or they would be looked down upon) and weren't allowed to have sex before marriage or with anyone other than their husbands.
I kinda guess that is where the mindset of "I can cheat but she can't" comes from... I could be wrong though...
Thanks for listening to my TED talk
That mindset is built on misogynistic foundations.
@@Just_Another_Maze ‘alpha males’ following ANY “back in the day” mindsets about women is the biggest reddest flag that ever waved
u look really good in that shirt james
And the nail polish
Why hello kwite
What does Curtis shirt say?
simp
Crotch
Just when you thought Tik Tok content couldn't get any worse
yea...
@dead human and redditors
@dead human yeah idk why people act like a specific a social media place isn’t gonna have a bunch of assholes and that they somehow ruin the whole app. like, cooperations are trying to maximize income why would they give you things you hate so that you’d delete the app and tell that it’s terrible to the people around you?? every app has those communities and if you downloaded that app and had those communities still on your fyp after like a month i have something to tell you...
like you’re not cool for not having twitter jack. you’re not better than us all you’re telling me is that you’re apart of no groups or communities (stan, educational, hell even school etc.)
Apparently (sources from the replies), I’m not allowed to have an opinion on whether I like TikTok or not.
@@pers0nified675 no you can like it or not. i personally don’t have it and i never had. the problem is that people act like all bad things come from one app and they act like they’re better for not having those apps. i don’t like instagram because it makes me feel insecure but that’s because i’m the person who follows those people. however, you’ll never catch me hating on the app itself because it’s not inherently bad
When a man can throw me around like it’s nothing and knows it, it’s terrifying. My brain doesn’t go ‘wOw hEs So sTrOnG’ it goes ‘this man can easily abuse or kill me and I would have no fighting chance’
EXACTLY
Same!!! That statement seriously triggered my anxiety. I definitely would not feel safe around someone like that, especially bc I'm really small.
If somebody is able to lift me and throw me, i’d immediately leave. Because once they know they can, they might do it when they’re mad, so i’m not taking that chance
SAME
I have a hell of a lot of fight in me, but I’m about 5’2. If some guy tries to show me how strong he is, I immediately see it as a red flag. I worry about how he would react if I told him that I don’t like men, or if I told him that I have a boyfriend to drive him off. I’ve been mentally and emotionally abused before, I don’t want to risk being physically abused. I may be a scrappy person, but I don’t think I would be able to put up a fight against someone like that unless I have some sort of weapon, like a knife.
Kurtis: "Alfalfa"
James: "..."
Kurtis: "Al...Alfalfa"
James: "I don't understa-"
Kurtis: "ALFALFA"
Edit: corrected the spelling of Kurtis’ name, before I get another ‘Curtis Konner’ comment
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Imagine if women were like this. YAAAS QUEEN MY ESTROGEN LEVELS HIGH💅💪
Lmao yea hormone imbalance is tight 🤣🤣🤣
Okay but also excess testosterone gets converted into estrogen so that's kinda what these guys are doing...
Yeah, always thought that men had more testosterone than estrogen and vice versa with women.
Alpha females STAND UP 🧬📈
@@donnerblitzen1388 i think thats actually how it works
But the deal is that you should have balance
Cuz if you have too much of one that can cause problems
Im not sure tho
"Women are like children" um exuces me while I just...
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Eurgh the way he said it was iffy
Yoongi!!
If I’m like a child does that mean the man has to pay for everything and feed me👀. I can just play video games and complain and not have to work ever again?
@@Donutsmakemegonuts yes excatly, you also dont have to what he says etheir cuz children are "rebelious". Be careful though cuz he might cheat and adopt another kid😔
"women are like children" stop going after 16 year olds then??
The reality is a lot of women prefer what these guys dub “beta” characteristics. It’s guys who love the alpha male persona. So-called alpha males aren’t trying to impress women. They’re trying to impress other men. Idk about you guys, but that sounds a tad homoerotic. Maybe they’re just going through some stuff and overcompensating, making them absolutely insufferable. Hope they figure it out.
Exactly
If they like manly shit so much why don’t they just date men 😒
This is a great take for June. Happy pride y'all. 🏳️🌈
f r u i t y
Look majority of men spend to impress a woman, most women just have their value already
Kurtis just inching off the camera in absolute mortification when that guy was saying women are like little kids...big mood
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES IVE REWATCHED THE OTHER KURTIS AND JAMES COLLAB IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS
SAMEEEEEEEE
Same lol
BESTIE SAME LITERALLY 2 FAV PPL OF MINE
YESS
right!?!? I’m loving how often they collab and how they just keep getting funnier together
The funniest thing about "alpha males" is that the trend has gone so far, you cannot distinguish the serious posts from the fake ones. If you told me that all the tiktoks were parodies I would've believed you, because they are that absurd
Plus, all of it is based off of fake facts that were disproved decades ago- "Alphas" don't exist in wolves. The idea of a "top dog" is something humanity heard vaguely about and ran with- wolves dont work that way 🤦♂
Misogyny literally makes Kurtis sick and I wish every man reacted the same way
SAME
Just like I hope every woman is against Misandry.
Mark Pray tell, how has misandry effected your life outside of hurting your precious feelings. Have you been fired because of misandry or a misandrist? Have you been harassed or assaulted physically or verbally because of misandry?? Has your government implemented laws that effect your autonomy or freedom purely based on the grounds of your gender?? I know from experience that misogyny is dangerous and harmful but I’ve never actually seen misandry in action. Please explain your very tough experiences being a man
@@steph4753 almost all of them YES. A good example of misandry is you telling making fun of a mans feeling. Just like you just did.
Mark as per my last comment provide some real examples of misandry OTHER than your feelings buddy
Idk about y’all but when I am bored I don’t cheat on my boyfriend.. I crochet or take a walk or something
personally I like to collect rocks in my free time
sometimes when I'm bored I get a boyfriend just so I can cheat on him #justgirlythings
I just play some slime rancher or animal crossing or I read’
@@abracabadass #Gatekeep #Gaslight #Girlboss
When I'm bored I sniff air. Very time consuming
have a woman describe the perfect man, watch her describe a decent human being...
have a man describe the perfect woman, watch him describe a child-
You know, this tea is too hot for a lot of people. I am not one of those people.
@@helloimellieful lmaoo
Yes because we're all nonces lmao
@@ethanbutler7866 #NOTALLMAN :(
@@thatsprettylunchean I'm not one of those people I just found the way this was worded pretty funny. I'm guessing they don't actually mean all men anyway
I love their complete misunderstanding of what testosterone is and how hormones work. They just associate it with manliness and ran with it lol. I’m a cardiac nurse and I’ve seen patients that got too many testosterone injections (not for the purposes of transitioning) end up with cardiac issues!
Real men get heart faliure GRRRRR YEEEAHHH
Oh shi--
Also the fact that excess testosterone (in a person who already produces higher levels of testosterone) is converted back into estrogen. That’s why men who abuse steroids tend to have fatty pectorals; the estrogen by-product basically creates breasts.
@@mattuwu9978 I was wondering why pecs sometimes look like that!
@@mattuwu9978 mind = blown
i actually really appreciate them calling out toxic masculinity. people shouldn’t be viewing these alpha tiktoks and thinking that these attitudes and ideas are normal or good.
Nice name
yeah and i think it's really important that they as men are calling it out too, because a lot of men just clearly don't listen to women, we've known this lol. plus they're also setting good examples for other guys
They are normal ideas, you alt left have tried to change the idea of masculinity, also one of the reasons men have far less test these days
@@archiehutchinsonhutchinson8326 you really think sunbathing your balls is a normal idea?
@@archiehutchinsonhutchinson8326 they might be normal in the sense that they have been around for a long time and many people subscribe to them but staking the idea of masculinity upon rigid roles and standards, seeking control in personal relationships, and prioritizing physical shows of strength over emotional intelligence is not healthy, productive, or even achievable for the average man.
“Women are like lil kids, when they bored they cheat.”
Things men say is probably the reason why I’m gay lol
I am surprised i am not gay
Yeah but also men cheat twice as much on average. Does that make them infants?
@@phatfeesh5738 absolutely
I ain't suprised, and I'm probably sticking to women
That was a wild way to admit his gf’s cheat on him
I can't speak for all women, but I can at least anecdotally say that for me it's a HUGE turn-off having to "fight" or "compete" for a man. If he isn't willingly choosing me then I don't want him.
Similar to how some men dont like hard to get girls
SAME. it just feels like they’re immature idk. It applies to women too
Exactly
@@user-so7nd5zl2b its like they want to feel desirable and put in a pedestal
It’s extremely toxic for a person to purposefully emotionally manipulate their partner into feeling insecure just so they stay with them that’s... abuse?
I dont think I've ever seen such toxic and alpha masculinity in the same place
Thanks for all the likes
As a girl, guy calling himself an alpha male not ironically, is one of the biggest red flags you can get.
@@bekcha4170 yeah that's probably the clearest red flag you can get
@@bekcha4170 Yeah, anytime I see a guy do that I literally wanna throw up lmao
@@bekcha4170 i think even to guys, that’s when you know you gotta run tf away
Its a red flag for everybody except the “alpha males” in question lmaoo
red flag in men: they call themselves alpha males/call other men beta males
Also refer to women and girls as females
@@sofiacch355 wym by that ?
i honestly just hate the guy who said to single out the ugliest friend in the group because that has literally happened to me and it feels like shit
Ugh those guys suck, and they think they are sooo smart and geniuses on women's psychology
they just look like walking red flags to every woman watching
men think if they don’t want to fuck us then we have no value 🙄 so messed up
If I met a group of friends I’d compliment all of them because I love women and want to try to help them feel better about themselves, and men deserve to feel pretty or cute, too.
@@thequeenofcringe1585 that's so sweet
10:51 KURTIS REACTION TO “women are like little kids” HAS ME FUCKING SCREAMINGGG💀😂😂😂
He is the best 😭😭😂😂😂😂🙌🙌
i love him so much omg
I kept rewatching it over and over its so funny
@@ryleeosborne1758 I watched it at least 5 times back and I was just crying laughing
Yhhh
The trans men needed this to get the testosterone thank you tiktok for showing us how to get testosterone without pills
*injections or patches. Testosterone cannot be taken through pills, as pills are processed through the liver (which doesn’t react well to testosterone).
Me taking notes even though I take shots
kinda off topic but i rlly like ur awesamdude profile picture :D
@@mattuwu9978 ohh never knew that, always wondered why that's the case
ALSO, folks can use little goo packets that you rub on yourself daily(?) then boom, that's it, no injections if you don't like that.
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 yeah, that’s a gel form of testosterone, which I personally categorize under patches. “Topical” may have been a better word to use.
I went with the injections because topical hormone therapy can be tricky sometimes, and isn’t as reliable. 🤷🏼♂️
POV ur Russell Hartley: “Girls aren’t like little kids....they’re like horses, duh🙄”
Yikes gross
You gotta have a full stable bro duh 😎
@@maryamtara2934 it’s a Kurtis Connor joke.
@@gloobusgleebus “yessir, yessir. Gotta be prepared for the mares to come and leave the stable at any time”
*they’re
I hope you get your music back, sweetie. ❤️
Who else to promote the reinstatement of the legend James Marriott’s music, than nikocado avocado
oh god
perfect relationship
Never knew he watched his content
James do a collab with Nikocado
I was having a panic attack over the death of my mom. She died suddenly of heart failure. I was going to put on music to self harm to, and this was in my recommended. It really helped. You guys will never understand the effect you can have on people you will never meet. Thank you so much
I'm so sorry for your loss !
I hope you can find within yourself the strength to get through this.
I really hope you don't end up harming yourself, but even if you do just know that you're coping as best you can, and try talking to people around you that love you.
Sending you lots of love ♡
Because I care, all the way from india.
I’m sorry for your loss, but please do not self harm! I don’t know you but I care about you and I’m here to talk if you need to❤️
You are so strong, please keep on keeping on! Also, remember that your mom still loves you, so don't give up, you got this
Nooo don't hurt yourself :(
I can't understand your pain but I get that it feels to unbearable to even fix it letting some tears out but self-harm is never going to be the solution. Hope you can get better with time and always remember, even if she's not here in a tangible form, your mom is going to always be with you from now on.
p.s. sorry for the (probably) bad grammar.
I’m so so sorry to hear of your loss, my deepest condolences. Wherever your mum is now, I hope she is happy, healthy and watching over you right now. I can’t even imagine the pain you must be in right now, but I want you to know that you are strong, beautiful and loved, and this hard time will eventually pass. Also please don’t self harm. If you ever feel like you’re struggling, remember that there are always hotlines available and your loved ones for you! Lots of love, stay safe 💞
“I’m such a cute little alpha 🥺👉👈” when I tell u I screamed
This is how I imagine all dudes saying they’re alphas now.
Having to much testosterone is super dangerous symptoms include : headaches, heart and liver problems, high blood pressure, infertility and low sperme count, insomnia, difficulty urinaning, weight gain. Wow so manly XD
Holy shit
I'm a woman with incredibly high testosterone levels and you, my friend, have granted me an epiphany
@@ariela4102 How so? If your testosterone is very high you should consult a doctor to get you on proper treatment
@@matildagangl-c5200 my doctor put me on BC and that's it. But I just realised why I have so much trouble losing weight
And having higher testosterone increases the chances of premature balding. Sooo alpha lmao
@@ariela4102 Ok well happy to epiphany you lol
“If you can’t abuse your woman, she won’t recognize you as the alpha” bro 😂 at least we know these weirdos are the minority, thank god for men like kurtis and james 🙌🏻
Yep my only consolation is how widely well received these videos mocking misogynistic “alpha” men are.
Imagine getting on a 3 hour flight and getting stuck sitting next to the guy who just spent 2 hours ego lifting in the airport gym.
What's wrong with lifting weights?
@@cdf7923 I didn’t say there was anything wrong with lifting weights 🙈
@@lxlighty cool.
@@cdf7923 one word. Stinky.
I hate that I can smell this
Alpha male tips are like astrology for men
✨balls magic✨
Ballsack in retrograde
Fun fact I learned in my forensic psychology class, that study’s have found that SA offenders showed a higher testosterone level
This is going to be stuck in my head forever now :D
Let’s be honest no ones surprised by that 😕
All violent crimes, actually, and in both men and women. Roid rage is what happens when you have too much testosterone.
what does SA stand for? Sorry I’m stupid🤣
@@duplicaitx S*xual Assault
I bet if women started to complain about an issue that predominantly affected women like (off the top of my head) not being respected and taken seriously, these are the men that would complain about men being taught to repress their emotions, as a way to silence women.
But these are the men causing those issues, they don’t want to express their feminine side. Everyone is both masculine and feminine - it’s impossible to be just one.
PREACH
Ugh I hate this... Like I remember years ago, there was a letter written into an online newspaper about the conditions in abused women's shelters, and in the comments there were loads of men complaining that they weren't talking about male shelters and that everyone hates men and men are so discriminated against... So I suggested they write a letter in about male shelters as well, and they got all pissy and refused.... then the same woman decided to write in a letter about male domestic violence (it just took her longer to do since she couldn't base it off personal experience) and in the comments, lots of the same commenters were all like... "Ha that's so gay, imagine getting beaten up by a girl lol"... 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ WHAT 🤦♀️
@@emstink link?
Ugh with the victims blaming, men's problems are their fault, this is like saying FGM is women's fault because most of the people doing it are women. Men aren't a monolith.
Its sad that femininity is being seen as a weakness that guys and girls hide that side of them, to avoid judgement.
only kings paint their nails, KING
edit: clarifying that anyone can paint their nails, and it shouldn't be a big deal, however guys get shit for it because we live in a society, so I wanted to celebrate normalizing it. thank u
SO TRUE BESTIE
yes
Indeed,only alphas some would say
No
@@funnyyoutubeclips2141 sounds like something a beta male would say
As a trans guy, I’ve been diligently taking notes this entire video
I’m also a trans dude so I’m doing the same thing.
Trans guys are the best type of guys😭✋
That’s right ingest that b o r o n
i, too, am a trans man and am very grateful to know that i can just stand in sun with my balls out instead of going trough all the trouble of being accepted for hormone therapy when i'm a legal adult
but i would have to rate it 2/10 for obvious reasons
So...
Are "trans guys" gals that became guys or guys that became gals?
No offense is just that i dont know how this works
I feel like these are the kind of people to unironically use the line "I'm not aggressive, I just ooze masculine passion"
wiblur
What James Marriott. I agree
isnt that from im in love with an egirl?
and did you know i’ve also got depression, self diagnosed thought i would mention
Ah a fellow mcyt cult member
dont ever @ me again
bluesdank
Lol
10:50 I’m a woman who gets bored easily, but that’s more of an ADHD thing. And I’m not gonna use ADHD as an excuse for cheating. I’m not gonna cheat on my girlfriend out of boredom. I’m not gonna cheat on my girlfriend. I would never even think about cheating on my girlfriend. She’s my girlfriend for a reason. And that reason is because I love her.
Also the use of the word “females” makes me intrinsically uncomfortable and inherently makes me think he’s an incel.
EDIT: Fucking hell it got worse. Him “guaranteeing” that women will cheat when they get bored is absolutely fucking ridiculous and him saying that women are like children is completely fucking disgusting.
I love how there's 2 alpha, beta and omega sides of tiktok and they are complete opposites
Was waiting for this comment lol
please don't let james and kurtis find out about ao3
@@beccacatherine1143 let alone wattpad
NO YOUR PFP STOP AJDJAJDJAJJS
I was thinking he exact things! I hope some of these alpha guys were looking through their alpha tags and came across debates about knotting and slick
I wish the algorithm slipped in some omegaverse tiktoks. I feel like that would've been a fun rabbit hole to watch them fall down.
No, don't do this to my boys 🤣
I simultaneously wish that it happened and I’m also really really glad that didn’t happen
Omega?? They are so manly that they don't even exist in this plane of existence now?
Omegaverse!?😳
The dude that said " I always have more value then all the females I date. I mean come on ".(11:58 )I gasped the fucking audacity
I took away from that he’s not actually dated anyone
As a lesbian that was so funny to me like 😂 how an he say with a straight face.
He’s clearly never dated anybody before. Or he got his heart broken by a girl in 3rd grade and has been building up hatred for women ever since
And then him panning down at his body afterwards. If he really feels that way he can kindly go f+ck himself
Dont stop painting your nails until you get sick of the act of doing it, I’ve been painting mine on and off for years and love it
i love jame forcing his friends to watch cursed videos and then just wheezing at their disappointment
PLEASE THE "BIGPENIS STARING AT THE CORNFEALD" KILLED ME AND IDK WHY
Can we just appreciate James’s t-shirt that is some solid clobber
th-cam.com/video/U6X827Kzxf4/w-d-xo.html🤩
OMFG YES CLOBBER HAVENT HEARD THAT IN AGES
UR TRULY A GOD
THANKS YOUU OMG YES MY NEW WORD
:>
Kurtis and James just both leaving frame when he said women are just like children 😂
Umm so when are we going to get the Marriott - Conner - Gonzalez - Gooden ultimate comedy music collab the internet deserves!?! We need at least a “Blood Related” remix with James on background vocals!?
I know the Eboys are over now, but a video with those four and then the North American commentary folks (Kurtis, Danny, and Drew) would truly be AMAZING.
DUDE I NEED THIS
OH MY GOD F YES THE PERFECT COLLAB
theres more vids of them btw
@@void-hs1sm ikk but this right after alex and jackmanifold im so happy
Ik I got so excited when I saw Kurtis was here!
Bro it's hard being female with creeps like those around
And the fact that they have a platform and other men listen to them is so much more worrying to me. Shit sucks, I'm glad I haven't had the need to get out of my house in over a year, I'm really scared to have to navigate the world again
Dont worry, randos who stay in their room all day dont actually threaten you on the street so youll be fine most likely, unless you live in Portland or Chicago or something
An airport where you can lift while waiting for a flight would have the SMELLIEST airplanes in existence. Imagine being jammed into a flight with 40 people fresh from the gym.
The risks of abnormally high testosterone levels in men includes:
low sperm count smaller testicles impotence
heart muscle damage and increased risk of heart attack
prostate enlargement
liver disease
acne
fluid retention
weight gain
high blood pressure and high cholesterol
insomnia
headaches
increased muscle mass
increased chance of blood clots
mood swings and aggression
(stunted growth in adolescences)
That's what steroids do, but no one said anything about steroids
@@fadibedoui5163 indeed.
google is free, these symptoms are from a list which is speaking generally; they specify in "causes" that these can be caused by steroids, testosterone supplements and different health issues like cancer.
so yes, nobody talked about steroids, you were the one to bring them up
@@fadibedoui5163 I mean testosterone is a steroid
@@teathesilkwing7616 wtf? It's a hormone
@@fadibedoui5163 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steroid_hormone?wprov=sfti1
It pleases me to no end that alpha make TikTok was happening at the same time as the surge in Omegaverse TikTok and there's a chance that some toxic masculinity dude stumbled across someone taking about knotting during Ramadan
What’s omegaverse?
OMG STOP AMDNKSNDKZJSNFNJDDJAKDBKSDNKDD I'M CACKLING
@@meeieio 😳😳👀 errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm............... Just Google it...
The guys physically recoiling from shitty advice is a mark of quality
It's funny that usually these guys think respecting women and treating them like people is 'beta' and unlikeable, but the shit they think is 'alpha' is literally repulsive
Here’s the thing: if a cisgender male’s body (that already naturally produces higher levels of testosterone) is given *excess* testosterone, it is converted back into estrogen.
That’s why people who abuse steroids tend to have very fatty pectorals; the estrogen side-product basically creates breasts.
bruh i’m mad they didn’t include the step-siblings that are dating. I’m pretty sure there’s multiple videos of the guy referring to himself as alpha. (idk their account might have gotten taken down or they might have broken up or smthn idk it’s been a while since i’ve seen what’s been happening with them).
The girl is irritating tho
I think they broke up, that’s what I heard
@@linkinlog8543 If they did break up, imagine how awkward family dinners would be 😬
What😃the😃fuck😃
@@minajones8341 it's alright, there's always a step-parent left for them each to date if the step-sibling thing didn't work out...
... 🤢
Okay, obviously this content is awful for everyone but the testosterone thing made me think of my trans friends. I really hope young trans guys aren't fucking with these 'alpha males,' on TikTok. Stay safe everybody.
also not to mention for trans man it's fine right cuz they dont have the right amount of testosterone to like develop those Male characteristics (they dont need to take T to be a trans Male but if a trans man feels like he wants to it's fine as long as they are comfortable with there gender no matter if they take T or not cuz long run they still are a man because they know who they are) but if a cis man were to have an excess of testosterone it will convert to estrogen or they could face problems such as : acne/oily skin , problems breathing while sleeping , their prostate swelling, the size of the testicles decreasing and an increase in red blood cells which could lead to clot formation and that puts them at risk of strokes, heart attacks and more I cant remember, in short if ur a cis man please dont try and increase ur amount of testosterone ur body has that amount for a reason be safe and do proper research before listening to information from tiktok it's very unreliable and in some cases dangerous (also to trans man make sure everything is safe for you and take the right steps and know possible risk if you have a medical record, stay safe and protect yourselves)
@@mike.h3244 i think if you're transitioning and try to take too much estrogen, your body does what it does best and will convert the excess into estrogen.
or that's what i've heard. i hope all trans men out there are aware of why you have to gradually build your T shots to an amount that works for your individual body, because trying to take too much too soon will just end up backfiring
trust me, """"alpha males"""" hate us
How about no one should put exagenous hormones that they don't need into their body
@@pipersolanas3322 trans people need their hormones, so that's not a problem