From the moment of his birth, everyone knew that little Timmy wasn't like the other traffic cones. He had eyes, and limbs, for example. Timmy was bullied all his life for being different, and desperately tried to fit in. He would sit with the other traffic cones, waiting for his turn, but nobody ever picked him up. Timmy lived a very sad life.
Timmy's parents were the only ones who gave him any attention. They kept saying: "Timmy, Timmy, come home! You'll end up starving to death . . . " But one day, Timmy overheard one of his parents conversations: "Should we get Timmy a therapist?" Timmy felt betrayed and angry. He packed his bag and snuck out of the house. Then, he walked a lot. After so long, he dropped his bag on the side walk and ran over to the road, to sit down and become one with the traffic cones.
imagine how lexi must feel, in her studio in complete silence saying random things that make no sense, and having to listen to herself. "mommy no, i told you not to do the milk crate challenge."
(7:20) "this has to be skyrim" Lexi- Ya know what im not even gonna get mad- thats a part of the map from red dead redemption 2. I recognize the style because I've played the game too damn much.
6:30 that "baby" is actually like an 19-year old man in Russia (I believe) who just has a weird genetic disorder. I think it's Little Khabib or something like that?
@@important-disaster2334 Thank you, got the two mixed up, I just remember googling who this person was a while ago and it led me to an article about the two guys
8:37 that is actually a bunch of serial killers like Ted Bundy in the top left corner, top middle is John Wayne Gacey, middle right is Charles Manson, etc…
9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 348th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
Lexi is the reason I’m trying my best to be a proud bisexual :) Maybe one day I’ll be brave enough to come out to my family - Bruh people are arguing about me wanting to tell my family ‘bout my sexuality. I just want them to accept who i am, yeah telling them isn’t a big deal but It would be a big moment for me. To listen for their opinion on me, do they accept me? Or would it be just a waste of time to do that. It’s something i wanted to do, come out as a bisexual to my family and don’t have to hide in this closet forever. It’s your opinion to see coming out isn’t a big deal so i respect your opinion.
@@markherrera7640 Lexi is an inspiration for me as I was a depressed closeted bisexual. She helped me come out and help me become happy. If that answers your question, :D
7:09 Forget the Millipede Retriever, imagine a Golden Retriever with the body type of a Chinese Dragon. It is legit just a giant, flying, cuddly snake of floof.
Top row is Ted bundy, gacy, and Ed gein. Middle is Myra Hindley, Richard ramirez, and Charles Manson. Bottom is Jeffery Dahmer, aileen wauronos and the last guy weirdly looks like Ted Cruz to me
When people die during surgery or something but then get revived or brought back to life, they don't say anything about an after life. They were just basicly asleep the entire time, not knowing when they died, which means that when you die, you just sleep forever without dreams.
0:55 as someone who has lived in Philadelphia his whole life, I can confirm that this is 100% true. There is cream cheese everywhere. Bring bagels, my friends.
2:40 its a reference to the blue blazer. Who is a wrestler who was famous for swinging into the ring with a rope 40 feet in the air. But one day the blue blazer's rope snapped and he died.
6:26 is Hasbula, a man with extreme dwarfism who is ~19 years old. He is to my knowledge mentally functioning and was about to fight another of his brethren with extreme dwarfism. I don't know if this was true but they were going to whip ass in a boxing ring if it was.
It's been too long since I heard Lexi's voice. Every time I find an Emkay video it's literally always Robin. Now Robin is hilarious of course but it's been two weeks since I have heard Lexi XD
Hi emkay! This is a Lexi video so I thought I should talk about it here. After 2 years of thought I have chosen to come out as trans! My name was Christian but I now identify as Karma! If lucky enough to have everyone accepting of my choice. Thanks for reading!
13:13 I feel like the editor(or whoever picks out the images for the narrators to review) specifically chose that image because they knew Lexi was in IT. Given I'm going into IT as well, I can fully relate - that is insanity personified.
i don't care who the frick you are 6:12 is part 4 jotaro, and 2:29 is also a jojo reference, thank you and have a great day uncultured people who don't know Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Also, is that baby chef a baby - or somebody with a growth hormone deficiency/disease of some kind?!? 😁 🤔 Also, also... Did Lexi realise that those faces were of serial killers? 🤔 (minus Charlie Manson, who apparently never killed anyone. Just instructed others to...)
8:40.... these are all prolific serial killers aren't they? I'd recognize ted bundy anywhere and that's jeffery dahmer in the bottom left corner. They added ted Cruz as the zodiac killer lmao and Charles Manson in the middle right. BTW I'm a forensics science nerd so if anyone can sed me the rest I'd love you!!! Edit: middle is richard ramirez, top middle is john Wayne gray and middle left is Myra hindly. No longer sure about the jeffery dahmer one but it close enough to look like him qnd coud be anothwr female serial killer
Perfect video to watch before going to sleep. Definitely not because of Emkay and the funny it brings in general, but because of TheLexiKitty's soothing voice. Trust me. *I said trust me!*
11:08 if anyone is wondering it says sprite is inviting you for a fresh event going all night (could also mean all day and night aka 24+ hours not just all night) and screening of the eruo finals. BTW I didn't see this in any advertisement whatsoever and I live in Israel so I'm guessing the ad camping was shut early or not advertised at all so yea
"I'm going to stay unbreeded, thank you"
Lexi is too pure.
“do you really expect a trans girl to make fun of this-OH MY GOD ITS DR DISRESPECT” idk why that made me laugh so hard
That got me too XD
It’s so funny XD
This. Did not age well
@@AlechiaTheWitch damn i forgot about this. yeah you be right
@@AlechiaTheWitchDidn't it, though? In a way?
From the moment of his birth, everyone knew that little Timmy wasn't like the other traffic cones. He had eyes, and limbs, for example. Timmy was bullied all his life for being different, and desperately tried to fit in. He would sit with the other traffic cones, waiting for his turn, but nobody ever picked him up. Timmy lived a very sad life.
Timmy's parents were the only ones who gave him any attention. They kept saying:
"Timmy, Timmy, come home! You'll end up starving to death . . . "
But one day, Timmy overheard one of his parents conversations:
"Should we get Timmy a therapist?"
Timmy felt betrayed and angry. He packed his bag and snuck out of the house. Then, he walked a lot. After so long, he dropped his bag on the side walk and ran over to the road, to sit down and become one with the traffic cones.
timmy where can i find the milk i have been looking for
@Thx ❤begone bot
omg BAHAHAHAH
@Thx ❤ no
imagine how lexi must feel, in her studio in complete silence saying random things that make no sense, and having to listen to herself. "mommy no, i told you not to do the milk crate challenge."
Lexi's a girl?
@@megamndslftthigh yep
@@megamndslftthigh yeah she's trans
@@FlyingMonkey187 oooh ok thanks for explaining
@@megamndslftthigh duh
“What’s up sexy I’m Lexi”, not personally directed at me, but it’s the best part of my day
yay
@@TheLexikitty you are the best
Yea.. it's nice to hear after being fatshamed by a random stranger
Agreed
Me, a 10 year old: THANKS, BUT RECONSIDER
8:39 I love that she doesn't realize who those faces belong to. She's too innocent for this world
I was waiting for this comment
glad I'm not the only one
agreed
(7:20) "this has to be skyrim" Lexi- Ya know what im not even gonna get mad- thats a part of the map from red dead redemption 2. I recognize the style because I've played the game too damn much.
I've recognized it from having this exact thing happen to me
it does seem like a skyrim map but without color
same i'm on my 4th playthrough right now
@@samster4044 I've gotten through like 6
@Nolan Guillemette nice. I haven't even gotten close to getting a red dead playthrough to 100% yet- there's so much to do.
6:18 no one's gonna talk about how dedicated this guy is to his role as Jotaro? Definitely a stand user right there
And then he ended up in prison
@Me like turtle animal yeah it's kinda sad
If I remember correctly he was the fucking actor for the DIU movie
Yes
@@pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816 wait WHUT THEY MADE A *MOVIE?! WHYYYYY?!!!!*
"go fast, we must....for the car underneath is stolen...Weeee" is my new favorite line from Lexi
My favourite from this vid is i will stay unbreeded
"Ooh, I like this one! I like Disney-fying faces!"
People who noticed the murderers: *Lexi, no*
Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed o-o
yeah i was gonna say the filter ain't the issue here
Which ones can you name
@@DragonGateDesign Ted Bundy, Myra Hindley, Charles Manson, Fred West, and I think the last one is Ted Cruz?
12:17 "I miss me wife." ~Jeremy "Jezza" Clarkson
^ hey why don’t you shut up ^
^ hey i kinda agree ^
-jermy cakson from bottom gear
@@somerandomvideos1471 then why did ya answer
@@meuwoo the grand tour
5:20 They're all the same NPC that are still rendering in the game servers, waiting for them to come online so they can be deployed onto the world.
6:30 that "baby" is actually like an 19-year old man in Russia (I believe) who just has a weird genetic disorder. I think it's Little Khabib or something like that?
He's the borgir man
@@sleeper4life it's not, it's the guy he was gonna have a fight with, Hasbulla
Underrated
@@important-disaster2334 Thank you, got the two mixed up, I just remember googling who this person was a while ago and it led me to an article about the two guys
12:56 Doug Doug! Never thought I'd see him on here. Also known as Diablo the Cheater.
😂 I literally just finished watching the new rosa birthday party video before i watched this.
Was going to say
I call myself Diablo the Cheater.
I am a god.
You’re really scaring me now emkay
Yeah
Indeed
You’re commenting now ON Emkay
Ok Mr evil
@just do it oh my god shut up bot
The "Baby" is actually 19 years old, his name is Hasbullah Magomedov and he looks like this because of an illness
Yup, my cousin is obsessed with him
holy shit.
Not so fun fact: the hitch hiking robot was murdered in Philadelphia, it was in the US for only 2 days before it got murdered
@today was a good day no.
fun fact 2: i was eating a bagel when lexi was talking about cream cheese
Avoid Philadelphia, that isn’t blursed, that’s literally just a fact
*it’s just cream cheese*
Poor Hitchbot T.T... Rest in peace my robo companion
i read that as philidelphipedia and got confused for a solid minute
as someone from the philly suburbs, this is accurte
8:37 Precious Lexi not realising all those faces are serial killer mugshots... :v
Yeah…
Yeaaaah
8:37 that is actually a bunch of serial killers like Ted Bundy in the top left corner, top middle is John Wayne Gacey, middle right is Charles Manson, etc…
9 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 348th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
They better do this
I miss sbubby
Thanks for bringing it up
Bo-
Oh wow, first comment
FORBIDDEN SNACKS omg i didnt even know that existed
I admire your dedication my good sir
Lexi is the reason I’m trying my best to be a proud bisexual :)
Maybe one day I’ll be brave enough to come out to my family
- Bruh people are arguing about me wanting to tell my family ‘bout my sexuality.
I just want them to accept who i am, yeah telling them isn’t a big deal but It would be a big moment for me. To listen for their opinion on me, do they accept me? Or would it be just a waste of time to do that.
It’s something i wanted to do, come out as a bisexual to my family and don’t have to hide in this closet forever.
It’s your opinion to see coming out isn’t a big deal so i respect your opinion.
Oh
Hell yeah get that bi bread
ah yes bi good straight bad
idiot says i didn't mean that
Aww, I hope the best for you!
You dont have to, you know.
I dont get why everyone feels the need to come out to their family. You have no obligation to do so.
12:51
I really didn't expect to see DougDoug in any of these videos.
*oh yeah, don't forget to avoid Philadelphia*
IT'S AMAZI3
8:30
"This is my stand, curesude minione, his ability is ultimate nightmare"
8:38 is actually a pixar version for serial killers, the woman on the middle left being myra hindley
Correct, probably one of the scarier ones of the bunch
Just pointing out that the a inside the o literally means "Anarchy is Order" so no that's not too much order for an anarchy symbol.
Random Reports:
if you have been on the internet as long as I
your brain will automatically turn '7' into 'Z'
-Nome will be back with more RR
“This has to be Skyrim”
*Loads revolver with Yeehaw intent*
7:33 Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that McDonald's?
Sir I'm finishing this McChicken
This is literally my favorite TH-cam channel. I love all of you.
we love you too
Whenever an emkay video starts and lexi starts narrating I’m like:
“YASSSSSSSS ITS LEXIIIIIIII WOOOOOOOOO”
I don’t know why everyone favorites Lexi so much. I love them all
@@markherrera7640 Lexi is an inspiration for me as I was a depressed closeted bisexual. She helped me come out and help me become happy. If that answers your question, :D
@@Centrix11 oh, uhhh, well, then..................th-that’s a good reason.....
@@markherrera7640 lol
SAMEEEE
8:39 The moment when you see your Pixar-fied face (centre left) and realise you’re Myra Hindley
Probably the scarier ones of the group there
7:09 Forget the Millipede Retriever, imagine a Golden Retriever with the body type of a Chinese Dragon. It is legit just a giant, flying, cuddly snake of floof.
Like Falcor?
oh my god YESSSSSSS
@@Lilly_watermelonsugar it has been so long since I watched The Never-ending Story. I love Falcor!
@@ruthdeckman9781 falcor is awesome. I always watched that movie with my gran. So nostalgic
@@Lilly_watermelonsugar yes, he is. I think he's my favorite character. I also like the rock guy. I can never remember his name, though.
8:44 You do realize that those are all serial killers
3:14 ah yes.... astolfo and dr disrespect, best boys in the same room
Yeah I don't see the problem lol
Lexie is always fun to hear i absolutely love her. Its so much fun and puts a smile on my face.
aw thanks
Lexi but yes
@Mr. Mongol do you have any idea how much of a war you just waged
@Mr. Mongol but actually yes
@Mr. Mongol it wasn't a question lol
I'm currently having a breakdown in the bathroom, this cheered me up. Thank you!
glad we could help, feel better soon
@@TheLexikitty I love cats
This was a while ago but like your awesome so good your happy now!
8:45 those are all serial killers 🤣
ETA: I just realized the last one is Ted "Zodiac" Cruz 🤣😭🤣
I love watching your videos when I’m sick it makes me feel so much better
feel better soon, glad we could help
8:45
They're all serial killers.
Correct
8:46 Lexi those are serial killers/murderers. I recognized one of them. Top middle is the one I recognized: John Wayne Gacy aka The Killer Clown.
I recognized Ted bundy
I recognised Myra Hindley.
I was thinking that they were serial killers.
Top row is Ted bundy, gacy, and Ed gein. Middle is Myra Hindley, Richard ramirez, and Charles Manson. Bottom is Jeffery Dahmer, aileen wauronos and the last guy weirdly looks like Ted Cruz to me
Rose West was the weird one in the left bottom corner.
7:46 If a A&P mechanic did drop a tool somewhere or goes missing, after reporting it everything is put on hold until the tool is found.
When people die during surgery or something but then get revived or brought back to life, they don't say anything about an after life. They were just basicly asleep the entire time, not knowing when they died, which means that when you die, you just sleep forever without dreams.
8:38 LEXI. THOSE PEOPLE ARE *SERIAL KILLERS*
Correct
Lexi, Lexi, Lexi...you sweet summer child...
Those Pixar faces...were all of serial killers.
8:46 I'm pretty sure those are all serial killers. Middle-right is Charles Manson.
I love how at @3:17 in the video, my boy Astolfo's there. Yes. He is indeed a he.
The faces at 8:50 are serial killers.
Correct
0:55 as someone who has lived in Philadelphia his whole life, I can confirm that this is 100% true. There is cream cheese everywhere. Bring bagels, my friends.
Just what I need before going back to work . Emkay and the beautiful Lexi.Keep them coming and keep safe out there
have an awesome day at work, glad we could help
at 8:38 i'm pretty sure those adorable pixar faces are all murderers. Middle left is Myra Hindley...
You are correct, she's probably one of the scarier ones of the group there
8:45 those are all known serial killers with the disney app filter on them (and I think the last one's Ted Cruz for some reason?)
Yeah I think so too, not sure why but maybe because people think he's the zodiac killer
2:15 "Why aren't there stall walls?"
Me, an Aussie, who just gets a wall to piss at:
I can't wait to get my Emkay poster made of human skin.
Really? Mine's made of dried blood!!
8:48 Lexi. That's Serial Killers. Lexi. THATS SERIAL KILLERS. *LEXI*
5:07 "there's too much order for this anarchist" You know that the O around the A stands for order right?
Lexi missed the homework
2:40 its a reference to the blue blazer. Who is a wrestler who was famous for swinging into the ring with a rope 40 feet in the air. But one day the blue blazer's rope snapped and he died.
4:13 That's just a G rank lavasioth, nothing unusual.
You sure thats JUST a G Rank? I think it's higher than that.
7:34 "Master chief, you mind telling me what your doing at McDonald's?"
"Sir, finishing this Big Mac."
Ricardo milos but in Disney.
I never knew I needed this until now.
6:26 is Hasbula, a man with extreme dwarfism who is ~19 years old. He is to my knowledge mentally functioning and was about to fight another of his brethren with extreme dwarfism. I don't know if this was true but they were going to whip ass in a boxing ring if it was.
But what about the other primates?!?!
8:43 arent those all murderers? i recognise john wayne gacey,ted bundy,charles manson and ed gain
I was looking in the comments to see if it was just me who recognises some of them like Myra Hindley (one of the Moors murderers).
They are all serial killers yes
@@whiterosecicero4802 you're not the only one so good on you
4:08 not even a fox, it's a monster from monster hunter called lavasioth.
It's been too long since I heard Lexi's voice. Every time I find an Emkay video it's literally always Robin. Now Robin is hilarious of course but it's been two weeks since I have heard Lexi XD
8:48
Lexi I hope you realize those are serial killers
The Astolfo one is one of the best parts.
8:39 took me a minute but I realized they are all serial killers.
I love the way Lexi markets the poster! Also, 'avoid Philadelphia' lol!
do avoid it, its dangerous
@@TheLexikitty very true. I've been there. *Shudder*
8:38 Lexi... Those are all serial killers.
But if human legs were *always* like that, then it would hurt to imagine them how they are now
1:56 I think the term is "Un-bred," not to be confused with "On bread" as that is a completely different fetish.
Lexi's sound effects are the best 😂
aw thanks!
6:02 flashback to last year in school where this kid got “yeet” buzzed into his head…
To let you all know that chef one wasn’t a child his name is hasbulla and he’s 18 with dwarfism
Emkay: **uploads**
Scam bots, Self promoters and “FiRsT” comments: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
I commented “96th!”, as I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
The fact Lexie doesn’t know who hasbula and what the red dead redemption map looks like shocks me
but _is_ extremely knowledgable about pretty much anything technical
Right?
@@LincolnDWard exactly
@@mrgreen2841 and my heart’s kinda hurting a little bit too
She knows pretty much anything and everything about computers but then you ask her about Red Dead redemption and she's just :0
As a person from Philly I can assure you that it is intact all cream cheese we wait for visitors to bring bagels then eat them
Hi emkay! This is a Lexi video so I thought I should talk about it here. After 2 years of thought I have chosen to come out as trans! My name was Christian but I now identify as Karma! If lucky enough to have everyone accepting of my choice. Thanks for reading!
CONGRATULATIONS KARMA!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@@Unclefeces thanks!!!!
@@sodaithink np!!! I'm a trans ftm myself, I'm so happy to gain a new sister!!!
The simple "oh" in the title had me laughing way harder than it should have-
7:14 The Game is Red Dead Redemption 2 Cumberland Forest
13:13 I feel like the editor(or whoever picks out the images for the narrators to review) specifically chose that image because they knew Lexi was in IT. Given I'm going into IT as well, I can fully relate - that is insanity personified.
It took me a moment to realize that you weren’t talking about the movie
time to hunt for people not knowing Lexi is Trans
-Nome who has been doing this for so goddamn long
Lexi... I said "you are not ready boy" the EXACT same time you did. We are now soul bonded.
Poster very cool we all must agree that it looks good
8:41
Lexi... Lexi, please, tell me you know whose faces these are..
i heard
"Yes! Yes! YES!"
"Oh Come in!"
wtf was that
Time stamp?
@@claudiaborges8406 idk
5:39 Oh Mister Sandman...
"Peppa, I don't want to die Peppa."
"It's too late George, for he has already arrived."
i don't care who the frick you are 6:12 is part 4 jotaro, and 2:29 is also a jojo reference, thank you and have a great day uncultured people who don't know Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
that merch ad at the beginning is giving off strong "Now's your chance to be a [BIG SHOT]!" vibes
Also, is that baby chef a baby - or somebody with a growth hormone deficiency/disease of some kind?!? 😁 🤔
Also, also... Did Lexi realise that those faces were of serial killers? 🤔 (minus Charlie Manson, who apparently never killed anyone. Just instructed others to...)
I was gonna say the same thing. I was like, even with the Pixar filter I know who ALL of those people are XD
4:08
The lava serpent in the photo is Lavasioth from the Game series Monster Hunter
8:40.... these are all prolific serial killers aren't they? I'd recognize ted bundy anywhere and that's jeffery dahmer in the bottom left corner. They added ted Cruz as the zodiac killer lmao and Charles Manson in the middle right. BTW I'm a forensics science nerd so if anyone can sed me the rest I'd love you!!!
Edit: middle is richard ramirez, top middle is john Wayne gray and middle left is Myra hindly. No longer sure about the jeffery dahmer one but it close enough to look like him qnd coud be anothwr female serial killer
Nah, it's Dahmer. Top right is Ed Gein and bottom middle is Aileen Wuornos.
@@kzintikween OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH
"Go fast we must"
Why Yoda car?
"Because the car under this is stolen."
WHAT DID YOU SAY SON???????
14:54
"ok this filter is cute"
wh- who's gonna tell her-
Perfect video to watch before going to sleep. Definitely not because of Emkay and the funny it brings in general, but because of TheLexiKitty's soothing voice. Trust me. *I said trust me!*
Day 422 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."
7:15 that map is from Red dead redemption 2; the location is cumberland falls
Fun fact: de
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7:35 "Chief, mind telling me what are you doing in that mcdonalds?
Sir, finishing this big mac"
11:08 if anyone is wondering it says sprite is inviting you for a fresh event going all night (could also mean all day and night aka 24+ hours not just all night) and screening of the eruo finals.
BTW I didn't see this in any advertisement whatsoever and I live in Israel so I'm guessing the ad camping was shut early or not advertised at all so yea