So for anyone wondering about the lack of posts the last four days it's because they got hit with a temporary upload ban because "something naughty was shown in a video" which Robin explains on his Twitter. Edit: They're back!
Thank you! It has been hitting other people too, who haven't even uploaded anything unusual. Seems like something is being silly in YTs automatic systems again.
11:32 Nope! Nope! Nope! House belongs to the spider now! 3:53 “Honey where are the kids?” Fern: *burps loudly* 8:02 XD Wait, that’s supposed to be Hagrid? Thank God video game graphics have gotten better since the Ps1
I laugh when Lexi says you don't have to fear the giant bird. As someone who lives near plovers and magpies I can guarantee you a giant version of them would be TERRIFYING.
3:12 Back then there was enough oxygen in the atmosphere for bugs to grow a lot larger. These days they still have the same method of getting oxygen. But they had to get smaller to compensate for the reduced O2 levels after the end of the giant bug era.
Interestingly enough, we do have fossils of giant insects from *after* the oxygen levels dropped. Millions of years after. So it seems that oxygen concentration wasn't the issue, but their extinction does appear to coincide with their environments becoming dominated by vertebrate animals, probably due to their greater efficiency when it comes to breathing and metabolising oxygen compared to invertebrates. So... in theory, if we brought back giant insects from the past, they'd probably do just fine, so long as they were kept away from vertebrate predators.
So, Lexi is blind, works in it, has a wife (and a pet) likes the color pink and is a trans woman Robin is bi, has a gf apparently, is a voice actor, he's also blonde Jack is just a chaotic mystery to me
That first one is like the scene in the Ed Edd & Eddy flashback episode, where they made the "world's largest pancake" in the cul-de-sac, but the kids mistook their oiled cooking surface for a skating rink, so they got drowned in the batter and (cartoon-logic magic) cooked into it. Ed took a bite, found someone's pants and was like "I got a prize!"
what makes the hairless chimp truly terrifying for me is the fact that it has so much muscle without any methods of conventional exercise this means that if a chimp was trained to practice strength training it would most likely be stronger than any human being alive today or in the past
11:28 this species of cow is actually naturally like that. It has a gene that basically doesn’t limit how large its muscles can grow, so they just get ripped by doing regular cow activities
I did not know that Lexi would be the perfect choice for this subreddit when I clicked this video, but I did not need to watch many minutes to realize that she indeed was! Also, her vocal range is freaking amazing! On that note, can we get more r/Awwducational videos with her?
Fun Fact: The “polar bear” very close to the beginning is actually either a grolar or pizzly bear, since it has slightly brown fur, which are both naturally occurring polar and grizzly bear hybrids and the reason why they exist is because of global warming forcing polar bears to go further south and mingle with grizzly bears.
Giant burgers are eaten like a cake. If all the EmKay narrators were to play D&D characters, what race and class do you think they would each be? I posted some ideas on the subreddit a while back, and there are two official cat races; Tabaxi (basically human-sized anthro house cats, the revised rules can also have them be around the size of a gnome or dwarf) and Leonnin (anthro lion people, so they are some very big kitties that often know how to make you feel uncomfortable), think both would appeal to Lexi, for noticeably different reasons.
I'm sure Lexi would be delighted to know that big horses, as a rule, have some of the sweetest personalities. And I bet that particular horse has feathering, or as I like to call it "hoof floof", since he looked like a draft horse
0:02 Fun fact #1: the circumference of the cookie is 100π feet. Fun fact #2: the area of the cookie is 2500π feet squared. Fun fact #3: the volume of a sphere with this cookie as its great circle is approximately 166,667.6667π feet cubed. Fun fact #4: the surface area of a sphere with this cookie as its great circle is 10000π feet squared. Shut up I’m a nerd
At around 4:49 when she says that "it won't eat you." All I could think of was the myth of a "thunderbird" picking up this kid and carrying the kid for like 20 feet before dropping and flying of (turned out the "thunderbird" was actually some kind of swan thing, Which is not? extinct and only 1/3 ish smaller than a thunderbird)
Argintavis! it was about that size and could 100% pick you up, And could of hunted humans when it was alive, you know if the saber toothed tigers didn't get you first
Losing a mother is never great, I hope your doing well. I know that your mother is somewhere better now. I'm so sorry for your loss. I truly hope all is well with you and your family.
@Emkay (Can I get pinned? Just to make sure everyone knows what may be happening, thanks.) I see that there hasn't been a few uploads in a while. I've been sifting threw the comments to see if anything is new and it seems that everyone else is also concerned. I've been kind of been worried myself. (Btw, dont take my word for this) So I saw that Emkay has answered some comments and from what I saw, I think Emkay is just unable to upload. And won't we able to for around a week. Sorry @Emkay if there is anything you want me to not say or if something is incorrect, I can edit/remove my comment. Hopefully this just reassures everone and I really hope everything is well at Emkay. Happy holidays and happy New Year! ~Lots of love, a fellow Emkay fan
11:21 Hogarth is an African giant land snail. I am an exotic animal keeper and have kept multiple species of this creature. Depending of the species the snail could grow even larger
Alligators have that "cellular immortality" where they have the same rates of dieing from deasease, organ failure, cancer or other health problems at 100, 200, or 500 as they do at 10 years old. The biggest problem old alligators have is continuing to feed themselves because they never stop growing. An old alligator dieing of OVEREATING is almost unheared of. Their number one cause of death is starvation.
I can safely say my manager is heavier than everything here.Yes, i am talking about you Mr. Paws. *I MEAN BY BRAIN SIZE PLEASE DONT STOP GIVING ME FOOD FOR 1 MONTH AGAIN*
In Ark the Arthropluera (the giant armored bug) has acid blood that melts armor so you're not even safe inside a tank. In fark the Ark wiki combat entry begins with "To avoid the loss of armor and weapons, stay very far away from it".
5:05 yeah when that doggy is fully grown its gonna absolutely trample its owners. Imagine you coming home from work, opening your door and getting absolutely wrecked by 200 Kilos of dog joy
3:09 Fun fact, insects were only able to get to that size because the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere during the Carboniferous Era was almost twice what it is today. Most insects take in oxygen passively, as opposed to how we actively breathe. If I remember correctly, that somehow determines how large they are able to grow, so insects could only get to that size because of the extremely high amount of oxygen.
The censorship in this video is so funny. I understand that bull's junk being censored, but the pitbull's nipples in the last pic also being censored is hilarious XD
The truest unit is the very first taxidermied walrus. The taxidermist never had seen a walrus before and did not know that it was wrinkled so they overstuffed it and it is very imposing being over a story tall
@@elizabethhall8005 Lexi is the multitalented bossbabe of the team. Ive never heard Robin or Jack talk about all the OSHA rules they've willingly violated
4:45 Eagles can carry off and eat cats and small-medium size dogs. That thing could definitely pick up a human if we were meaty enough that something wanted to eat us.
11:39 now, what I would do with that spider is, I would give it a home in an enclosure and let it out when I am not home, and the spider could eat all the flies in the house
If im not mistaken, the thunderbird is actually Argentavis, a bird from New Zealand(?) that mainly hunted a large ostrich like bird for food. So no, that thing would definetly eat people. I actually think theres fossil evidence they actually did eat some people before going extinct due to their prey also going extinct.
Okay, that cookie? *Challenge ACCEPTED.* Come on, _look at me,_ I can handle it!
I'm looking. All I see is a Latias.
I read this in Lexi's voice
Cartoon characters:
Damn 💀💀💀
Gonna be honest I think grandma made that cookie
So for anyone wondering about the lack of posts the last four days it's because they got hit with a temporary upload ban because "something naughty was shown in a video" which Robin explains on his Twitter.
Edit: They're back!
How long can they not upload??
@@artoriasgameing6601 Not sure, all the post said was it was temporary and all Robin could put was that they'd be back soon.
@@Retro_Lightning well shit
@@artoriasgameing6601 probably for a week
Thank you! It has been hitting other people too, who haven't even uploaded anything unusual. Seems like something is being silly in YTs automatic systems again.
I like how Lexi is scared out of her mind but still lol
It's a her?
Her?!
@@georgevincent1552 yes lexi is a girl!
@@ooze_tube_gaming939 yeah lexi is a girl
@@georgevincent1552 Yes, Lexi uses She/Her pronouns
11:32 Nope! Nope! Nope! House belongs to the spider now!
3:53 “Honey where are the kids?”
Fern: *burps loudly*
8:02 XD Wait, that’s supposed to be Hagrid? Thank God video game graphics have gotten better since the Ps1
8:02 "yoU'Re a HaRrY wIzArD"
r/ wooosh
Take your time yall, I don't mind waiting if it means the team isn't overworked. Hope you guys are alright.
I laugh when Lexi says you don't have to fear the giant bird. As someone who lives near plovers and magpies I can guarantee you a giant version of them would be TERRIFYING.
we would lose the land to the plovers immediately, no question
magpies would probably mess them up though, but we wouldn't be left to see that war
0:56 Lexi having a stroke while pronouncing the guy's name is a great thing to witness.
I can beat him by bringing all my penguin teams.
@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake beat who, Lexi? Because Lexi uses she/her pronouns :)
Only og’s will remember “what’s up sexy I’m lexi”
5:46 is indeed an Alaskan Malamute. They're essentially bigger and fluffier Huskeys.
As a dog groomer they are both my dream and my nightmare.
3:12
Back then there was enough oxygen in the atmosphere for bugs to grow a lot larger.
These days they still have the same method of getting oxygen.
But they had to get smaller to compensate for the reduced O2 levels after the end of the giant bug era.
Interestingly enough, we do have fossils of giant insects from *after* the oxygen levels dropped. Millions of years after.
So it seems that oxygen concentration wasn't the issue, but their extinction does appear to coincide with their environments becoming dominated by vertebrate animals, probably due to their greater efficiency when it comes to breathing and metabolising oxygen compared to invertebrates.
So... in theory, if we brought back giant insects from the past, they'd probably do just fine, so long as they were kept away from vertebrate predators.
@@gothiclycan2890 new version of Jurassic Park unlocked.
4:18 Lexi being a horse girl is one of the sweetest things I have ever seen
So far, I've determined that most of the EmKay narrators are:
-blind in some way
-work in IT
-straightn't (Robin is bi)
So,
Lexi is blind, works in it, has a wife (and a pet) likes the color pink and is a trans woman
Robin is bi, has a gf apparently, is a voice actor, he's also blonde
Jack is just a chaotic mystery to me
and damien just a wholesome guy
@@RQamr isn't damian not a part of emkay anymore
That first one is like the scene in the Ed Edd & Eddy flashback episode, where they made the "world's largest pancake" in the cul-de-sac, but the kids mistook their oiled cooking surface for a skating rink, so they got drowned in the batter and (cartoon-logic magic) cooked into it. Ed took a bite, found someone's pants and was like "I got a prize!"
If y’all wondering why they aren’t uploading just be patient, they are probably with family for the holidays and need a break from 2 uploads a day
Ohh okay. Thanks.
We never take a break by choice lol
@@EmKay then just no uploads cuz of the holidays?
Cheeky little strike on channel
@@EmKay sad ducky 😢🐤🐤🦆🦆
Cookie monster is going to take a long time to eat that cookie, wish him the best of luck
Unless he is a kaiju
he will be a giant when he eat it all
I’m still wonder how the hell they cooked it…
what makes the hairless chimp truly terrifying for me is the fact that it has so much muscle without any methods of conventional exercise
this means that if a chimp was trained to practice strength training it would most likely be stronger than any human being alive today or in the past
6:10
Lexi:"New fear unlocked."
Chimps are scary AF, they can (and have) rip people's faces off.
6:58 i love how you can just see that one teensy little tooth
11:28 this species of cow is actually naturally like that. It has a gene that basically doesn’t limit how large its muscles can grow, so they just get ripped by doing regular cow activities
lexi always needs to narrate this subreddit! i love this subreddit
9:48 that bearded dragon gives off uncle Iroh vibes
I did not know that Lexi would be the perfect choice for this subreddit when I clicked this video, but I did not need to watch many minutes to realize that she indeed was! Also, her vocal range is freaking amazing! On that note, can we get more r/Awwducational videos with her?
ong her range is amazing
he*, his*, him*
@@gamecenterjerry lexi is a woman
@@reimi3183 no he's a man get over it
@@gamecenterjerry ok jerry. rat ass name
I swear, Lexi’s narration is the funniest. Her tonality sometimes make me laugh my ass off
Her naturally given ability to go from Batman to Anime schoolgirl is dangerous. She has too much power.
Fun Fact: The “polar bear” very close to the beginning is actually either a grolar or pizzly bear, since it has slightly brown fur, which are both naturally occurring polar and grizzly bear hybrids and the reason why they exist is because of global warming forcing polar bears to go further south and mingle with grizzly bears.
I admit to assuming it was just a lighter color morph of the standard brown bear.
3 days and no nightly emkay video to relax to? Are you okay all of emkay?
Yea, i think they may have just gotten a strike, hopefully they'll make a video explaining what happened
The absolute unit will be cookie monster after he digs in on that thing
Giant burgers are eaten like a cake.
If all the EmKay narrators were to play D&D characters, what race and class do you think they would each be? I posted some ideas on the subreddit a while back, and there are two official cat races; Tabaxi (basically human-sized anthro house cats, the revised rules can also have them be around the size of a gnome or dwarf) and Leonnin (anthro lion people, so they are some very big kitties that often know how to make you feel uncomfortable), think both would appeal to Lexi, for noticeably different reasons.
Jesse,what the hell are you talking about?
What's up with you guys? Haven't done any vids in 2 days! Is everything okay?
Right! Its really unusual, I hope everything’s alright
We good
@@EmKay Ayy glad to hear that!
@@EmKay So when are we going to see some new stuff?
Tomorrow
I'm sure Lexi would be delighted to know that big horses, as a rule, have some of the sweetest personalities. And I bet that particular horse has feathering, or as I like to call it "hoof floof", since he looked like a draft horse
14:04 "get of me turf bah, ill roll ya, dog" i live in australia and they're everywhere
This subreddit is crazy but I love it ❤
Go EmKay go! Also, Lexi & the EmKay team are awesome 🤩
0:02 Fun fact #1: the circumference of the cookie is 100π feet.
Fun fact #2: the area of the cookie is 2500π feet squared.
Fun fact #3: the volume of a sphere with this cookie as its great circle is approximately 166,667.6667π feet cubed.
Fun fact #4: the surface area of a sphere with this cookie as its great circle is 10000π feet squared.
Shut up I’m a nerd
Day 5 eating lunch without emkay, I'm starting to loose my sanity
Day 6 eating lunch without Emily, yesterday I wasn't at home
1:20 I remember when these guys would just hang in my garage, my cat would just play with them.
by the way guys, emkay isn’t posting because they got a community guideline strike so they cant post for a week
Why did they get a strike
@@KSHAWK not sure, but thats just a reoccurring thing nowadays
@@KSHAWK because youtube sucks
7:08 the best part about this is that you can go to the restaurant that made it and actually order one for yourself
At around 4:49 when she says that "it won't eat you." All I could think of was the myth of a "thunderbird" picking up this kid and carrying the kid for like 20 feet before dropping and flying of (turned out the "thunderbird" was actually some kind of swan thing, Which is not? extinct and only 1/3 ish smaller than a thunderbird)
Argintavis! it was about that size and could 100% pick you up, And could of hunted humans when it was alive, you know if the saber toothed tigers didn't get you first
It took me about 5 minutes to realize this was a Reddit video, by an EmKay, talking about absolute units
Thank you EmKay for helping me cope with my stress and anxiety. My mother recently passed away and the content you folks make always makes me smile.
I Hope your alright pal
Losing a mother is never great, I hope your doing well. I know that your mother is somewhere better now. I'm so sorry for your loss. I truly hope all is well with you and your family.
im so sorry for your loss, if you want my discord to vent lmk!! i hope your okay :(( live on for her
@Emkay (Can I get pinned? Just to make sure everyone knows what may be happening, thanks.)
I see that there hasn't been a few uploads in a while. I've been sifting threw the comments to see if anything is new and it seems that everyone else is also concerned. I've been kind of been worried myself. (Btw, dont take my word for this) So I saw that Emkay has answered some comments and from what I saw, I think Emkay is just unable to upload. And won't we able to for around a week. Sorry @Emkay if there is anything you want me to not say or if something is incorrect, I can edit/remove my comment. Hopefully this just reassures everone and I really hope everything is well at Emkay. Happy holidays and happy New Year!
~Lots of love, a fellow Emkay fan
Thank you for the update kind stranger! I picked a good time to check the comments on this before this info gets buried.
Okay, that’s a relief. I hope they’re all okay and everything gets figured out
I always check everyday for new videos. Was concerned, now I checked the comments and this is a relief :D.
@@ameliarose47 you're welcome! Its always nice to know I have helped 18 people :)
Glad to know why Emkay hasn't been uploading, thanks for the info
as a pet rat lover.... i kinda wish we could domesticate those giant rats i want a big ratty rat to snuggle
11:21 Hogarth is an African giant land snail. I am an exotic animal keeper and have kept multiple species of this creature. Depending of the species the snail could grow even larger
The Roman bridge at 10:00 is most likely the remnants of a Roman Aqueduct kinda like a bridge for water over land.
Alligators have that "cellular immortality" where they have the same rates of dieing from deasease, organ failure, cancer or other health problems at 100, 200, or 500 as they do at 10 years old. The biggest problem old alligators have is continuing to feed themselves because they never stop growing. An old alligator dieing of OVEREATING is almost unheared of. Their number one cause of death is starvation.
I can safely say my manager is heavier than everything here.Yes, i am talking about you Mr. Paws.
*I MEAN BY BRAIN SIZE PLEASE DONT STOP GIVING ME FOOD FOR 1 MONTH AGAIN*
Looking at the area besides the giant cookie, ants definitively had a feast with it.
Fun fact: the thunderbird actually could pick up human children
In Ark the Arthropluera (the giant armored bug) has acid blood that melts armor so you're not even safe inside a tank. In fark the Ark wiki combat entry begins with "To avoid the loss of armor and weapons, stay very far away from it".
And thats why i stay strapped with a rifle so i can snipe the elongated bastards. I refuse to tame them, i hate them so freakin much bro
4:21 As a massive horse nerd and lover, i'd like to state that horses are a lot bigger than people assume. Still, this horse is a literal giant.
5:05 yeah when that doggy is fully grown its gonna absolutely trample its owners.
Imagine you coming home from work, opening your door and getting absolutely wrecked by 200 Kilos of dog joy
4:42 imagine this bird crapping on your car.
Boss: So why cant you come into work today?
Me: *staring in disbelief at my now totalled birdshit mobile* ...Bird poo'ed on the car
4:19
ITS CALLED A CLYDESDALE OR A TINKER BUT I WILL NOW CALL IT "ADORABLE GIANT HUG GIVING HORSE"
0:53 the look lien the magicians in prince of Egypt
Triceratops are basicly alien elephants on steroids with somehow even BIGGER tempers
Why is no one talking about how adorable the 5:03 doggy is its so cute
9:19
That face is telling me that it might be a supersized Bengal.
10:11 thank you lexi for the stargate reference ❤
3:09 Fun fact, insects were only able to get to that size because the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere during the Carboniferous Era was almost twice what it is today. Most insects take in oxygen passively, as opposed to how we actively breathe. If I remember correctly, that somehow determines how large they are able to grow, so insects could only get to that size because of the extremely high amount of oxygen.
6:37 people crushing watermelons between their thighs is old news, but THIS WOMAN COULD CRUSH SKULLS WITH THOSE.
The censorship in this video is so funny. I understand that bull's junk being censored, but the pitbull's nipples in the last pic also being censored is hilarious XD
The fact that giant chip didn't break is what astounds me most
Happy new year to the emkay team
7:53
That's not a pringles can, that's a long sword
13:29
And this is why your the best narrator
I straight up thought the thumbnail said “Human for Sale!”
They should of used a banana for scale 💀
The truest unit is the very first taxidermied walrus. The taxidermist never had seen a walrus before and did not know that it was wrinkled so they overstuffed it and it is very imposing being over a story tall
Anyone else wondering where Emkay went?
YES
theyre still posting on askemkay
Yea :((
TH-cam being cringe
Fair enough
“OMG THE CHILD” Wise words from Emkay 5:34
Day after day I check for more Emkay
(when is this ban gonna be lifted)
That pringles can is what they made when they took their motto "Once you pop you just can't stop" and tried to make it a reality.
2:57 I'm pretty sure that's the normal size of an eagle, though their wingspan makes a lot of that immense size.
2:07 those eyes… no not the cats, look BEHIND the cat. (The peacock feather wall decor)
1:25 look at the hind toes. he loves emkay
the dog in 13:55 has got to be one of those animals you rent for your kids to ride at he mall
OMG LEXI! My favourite emkay narrator!
Mine is robin lexi is my second favorite
My least favorite, she annoying af
@@TJS-Real- agreed
yall ruined the wholesome train, lexi is an icon /pos
@@elizabethhall8005 Lexi is the multitalented bossbabe of the team. Ive never heard Robin or Jack talk about all the OSHA rules they've willingly violated
"that is a massive rear end on that horse" i love lexi
7:15 Depends on a cookie. I have cookies that are 9-10 month old, completely edible.
emkay is an absolute unit of an channel having over 3mil subs
Can we give a minute to thank the editor for doing a great job with this video
Happy belated Christmas Lexi and emkay crew.
9:57 they managed to make the bridge i drew as a child!
3:06 No, I'm pretty sure that's just a messenger of Manwë checking up on how Younger Children are doing.
For the world's largest cookie, not enough Cookie on it
3:12 Lexi, This is called the ARTHROPLUERA! Plus it was the LARGEST Arthropod in the Carboniferous Period. (250 MYA.) And yes it was THAT big!!!
And in Ark they are just...
I hate them
I hate those stupid elongated leg havers
@@GoodWormDoctor Leg Havers? XD
@@davidactylus9990 *THEY HAVE TOO MANY.*
@@GoodWormDoctor true
"I'd rather just have more meat."
-Lexi
*That's what she said*
Ironic that she's a lesbian
0:00 Cookie Monster is now crying tears of joy.
4:45 Eagles can carry off and eat cats and small-medium size dogs. That thing could definitely pick up a human if we were meaty enough that something wanted to eat us.
10:18 GOOD GRIEF, is that jabba the huts cousin......
Cookie Monster must be drooling over that cookie
11:48 that guy could easily turn you into a shish kabob
11:39 now, what I would do with that spider is, I would give it a home in an enclosure and let it out when I am not home, and the spider could eat all the flies in the house
hi lexi, i'm currently transitioning, i hope you see this, have a great day or night or peaceful afternoon
WOOOOOOOOOOO GOT A LIIIIIIKE
I may be late and I may not be Lexi but I still want to wish you all good things. Hope your transition is going/went well and you find happiness 😉🤗
*Hi *I'm *I
I think the cow is called a Belgium blue.
Learned about it in year 9 biology when we did our selective breeding topic.
Everything okay at Studio Emkay? It has been 4 days since a video?
Yep! They wont be able to upload for around 3 more days, maybe more.
6:44
The reason the two polar bears are separated is so they don’t try to eat each other leading to a battle that will destroy the world
6:51 no please please tell me im not the only one who sees an amongus character
I was looking for this
If im not mistaken, the thunderbird is actually Argentavis, a bird from New Zealand(?) that mainly hunted a large ostrich like bird for food. So no, that thing would definetly eat people. I actually think theres fossil evidence they actually did eat some people before going extinct due to their prey also going extinct.
Ive played enough Ark to know those big birdie bastards can and will choose violence against anything and everything
What has happened? 3 days without videos?
Yea, its no problem but they probably just gotten a strike.
00:00 “i’m bruce nolan, and that’s the way the cookie crumbles”
We’re expecting 20 videos the day the strike lifts 🌞
(Joke, unless they wanna 🌝🌝)