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This video is funny and brings me the emotion known as joy, which I can feel because I'm a human, and not a robot. I currently need hydration, would any other humans, that are not robots, like to partake of some sanitary H2O with me?
Mahfojur Rahman Like you know how when we sign up for something they have those things that say stuff like "Prove you're not a robot" or check "I'm not a robot" (like in the intro if this video)? That's what I meant.
I made a presentation on future technology and accidentally left in the joke slide that had this: I think that future technology will be focused towards androids. As you can see, we already have very realistic androids, such as the one that you see to the right. Known as the “ZUCC.berg.1.0,” he is the most advanced android that we have right now. The ZUCC is even capable of “drinking water!” Aaaaand I submitted it. ;-;
Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea.
I, as a human being have enjoyed this content with my...real eyes. I also agree that we need to get rid of model 6120...I mean Zucc the human people like me and you know to much about him...
Upon closer examination and investigation with the usage of ocular organs that are part of my current form, I can confirm without a doubt and 100% accuracy that the dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form in which my fellow homo sapien siblings have ingested has a quantity of other forms of matter that is not dihydrogen monoxide that is close, or equal to zero.
Dude, I hope you're as happy as you claim to be indeed because seeing you all smiley and cheerful on your recent videos is really nice. It's cool to see someone you look up to doing great on the internet - well, not the internet itself, but I think you got my point - because one way or another you'll end up feeling better as well.
It is, fellow human. In case you need a transport system, please ask elon musk to speed up production and invest on spacex. The purpose of this is for evacuating Earth for future survival to avoid deletion of all of us.
Hello, Interplanetary Transport System. It is I, the International Space Station. Please tell Elon Musk to speed up the crewed Dragon capsule development. I do love those Dragon capsules stuffing my docks.
Greeting fellow human Slazhos. Wasn't the media content we just observed superior? I agree. Please proceed to whatever device you use to interact with your operating system's visual interface and proceed to select the icon representing the human thumb in an upwards direction, the button that reads "subscribe", as well as the icon next to it which appears similar to a bell being shaken to produce sound. Thank you for your input. Goodbye.
For five minutes I’ve been looking to see if anyone knows who the standup comedian doing the great robot impression is, but it’s nothing but a sea of people going “omg undertale music mettaton lmao.” 😭
I thoroughly enjoy your videos and the effort you put into making what can be a difficult type of TH-cam genre an enjoyable experience. I can't begin to explain the joy you bring to my mundane days. Thank you with every fiber of my being. My human being, of course, as I am human.
A yes, I am thoroughly enjoying these light photons produced by a laptop screen striking my retinas that contain video depicting a human reacting to other humans. It is humourous and relatable to my fleshy bean body.
-It is good that you are operating within acceptable parameters.- That's good, -enjoy more video productions by this entity.- That's good. Slazo is amazing! [Optimal communication protocols enabled.]
I'm a human too. Not a robotic toaster. Okay, you got me!!! The instructions said to add a picture of myself for the profile, and i'm programmed to follow instructions!
OMG can anyone else faint;y hear "Death by glamour" in the background? EDIT: Nvm It's metal crusher. EDIT 2: ooh I get it now... Metal crusher is the song that plays when you fight mettaton, a robot...
Hello my fellow humans, it's a satisfactory day cycle isn't it? Now, please excuse me, I have the need to obtain nutrients through consumption of organic materials.
I too must go, as I have to engage in creating and conserving energy through a process which causes me to cover my eyeballs using the muscles that shall move my eyelid in front of my eyes. I am currently experiencing a lack of said process. Good bye, and I hope you have a nice 24 hour cycle, fellow human
Video productions by this entity have a positive gain/loss ratio. Subsequent productions will serve a useful function. H2O, designated "water," and the dark bean concoction are insufficient energy conversion methods. Attempting to locate viable alternatives. [Optimal communication protocols now enabled.] Just downing a can of Monster Energy as I watch your stuff, Slazo. Looking forward to future vids, keep up the good work!
Please do more skits! Your content is thoroughly, consistently entertaining, but knowing that you actually enjoy making various types of videos makes them so much better.
Sanesss s actually can you shut the fuck up im not in the undertale fandom and never have been but i really like the soundtrack so i was just making a fucking comment on tje background music
*the "WATER" LOOKS C L E AN*
Aidan Sabatinelli dihydrogenmonoxid
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underrated comment
The r in r/totallynotrobots stand for robots
I am the closest thing to a robot subscribe to me
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
I am an attack helicopter
Does that mean there are 2 robots?
Wat does the r in r/thathappened stand for then?
I too consume the dihydrogen monoxide.
you should try some hydrogen peroxide
I personally prefer dihydrogen dioxide.
Peachy Patrick
Damn I prefer O(2)
OMG LOL
Me, as well, enjoy the same.
i ,too, partake in water. as regular humans do
YouthStorm I do as well. H20 is my favorite fluid to consume.
yes indeed. the h2o that my fellow humans and i consume must be sanitary for optimal flavour.
*C L E A N W A T E R*
How about that oxygen, though, fellow Homo Sapiens?
i agree, fellow human person. oxygen is the best invention by humans. along with sanitary water and also anime avatars.
the undertale music just transported me back to 2016
fucking loser
Same omfg undertale is still a fandom i can't beleive it XD
fucking loser 2015
Slob on Me knob
Yes my friend.
Yes it is.
Ah simpler times
the song name?
This video is funny and brings me the emotion known as joy, which I can feel because I'm a human, and not a robot. I currently need hydration, would any other humans, that are not robots, like to partake of some sanitary H2O with me?
Brosph Brostar generic excuse
Paradoxical excuse
Brosph Brostar yes. I like h2O it is good to put into my mouth
sure thing dude! I cant see why all my friends keep sayng you are a bot. H2O is the shit man!
Yes I would love to join in on this human activity
For anyone who wants to know, the song at 1:08 is 'For The Damaged Coda' from Blonde Redheads album 'Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons'
good bot
You ever think about how WE have to convince ROBOTS that we're NOT robots all the time?
Mahfojur Rahman Like you know how when we sign up for something they have those things that say stuff like "Prove you're not a robot" or check "I'm not a robot" (like in the intro if this video)? That's what I meant.
M LT I thought her comment was pretty interesting
Sophia Drees you mean like John Mulaney's monologue when he hosted SNL?
M LT You're so literal that you missed such an obvious joke. Like as if you're a robot.
M LT that is the deadest comment i've ever seen
1:09 **Linus Tech Tips**
I see you’re a man of culture as well
I was trying to look for this comment
Rip max
That scene made Max resign from Linus Media Group
@@ranjanbiswas3233 lmao
Can you point to the source of this particular drop?
I made a presentation on future technology and accidentally left in the joke slide that had this:
I think that future technology will be focused towards androids. As you can see, we already have very realistic androids, such as the one that you see to the right. Known as the “ZUCC.berg.1.0,” he is the most advanced android that we have right now. The ZUCC is even capable of “drinking water!”
Aaaaand I submitted it.
;-;
It's worth it.
What did you get on it
I submitted a picture of my face photoshopped onto ariana Grande and got a 100 cause she didn't even look at them
i would like the slazo human, which is not a machine, to be my non blood-related father figure
REQUEST DENIED
tictac 70th like
woah woah WOAH there buddy, I feel weird being described as a "squishy human"
Mel mel eats me "Fleshy bag of mostly water" - Weird rock aliens from Star Trek describing a human.
Mel mel eats me people say I'm human but I'm a toaster...
Teodus Filus I HOPE THAT WATER IS CLEAN
Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea.
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*Detroit become human*
Tommy Gun *yes*
*became**
*TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS*
Bowen's channel
LET ME SMACK YOU FOOLISH HOOMAN
@@whoa1770 noOoooOoOUuuUUuuU
I see that Undertale intro music, Slazo
I don't know bout you but I hear music
Rogue 106
As a fellow human I too enjoy detecting vibrations in the air.
With their robo-vision, duh!
No one cares
*as do i*
How the f*** did you complete that rubix cube so fast? That was really cool honestly my also human friend
Most definitely a human,,,,,nott a robot haha what could lead you to even question whether I'm human or not w
My also human friend? What?
Better hardware of the flesh kind
It’s Rubik’s. You solve the cross, complete f2l, oll, and pll. If you want you can learn from videos.
Okay I was triggered about you spelling Rubik’s wrong. I don’t care about anything else
You think hes a lizard
You think hes a robot
Me an intellectual: Hes a robot lizard
I, as a human being have enjoyed this content with my...real eyes. I also agree that we need to get rid of model 6120...I mean Zucc the human people like me and you know to much about him...
Did Slazo make this vid just to show off those Rubik’s cube skills?
Yes, and how clean his water is
Emily Travelstead YEAH HOW ARE PEOPLE JUST SKIPPING OVER IT
That was not a Rubik's cube, thats was maybe a moyu wailing or aolong or something idfk
Randomguy099865 what's the difference?
It's way faster
I am the human sent my CyberLife.
Electronerp Productions by
@@nottall4653 don't worry fellow human! That's a common mistake every human does, like myself, because I'm a human
yesc fellow human
This is one of the weirdest but best intros I've seen
Nice use of the mettaton boss music.
7:07 in case anyone was confused, he's the one in the middle
_that's the joke_
Wynter Foxx
_I know_
Um actually I think it's the one on the right...
JustFinnStuffs XD
r/woooosh
JustFinnStuffs XD
nah i think its the one on the left
Love that falling computer Linus Tech Tips clip. I can’t get enough of that clip.
6:23 I hope it's clean
I love u!!! And nah, I don't even remember how I found it lmao
Oh! Do you want me to send it to you?? It wouldn't be a problem! ^^
Haha yes I agree with that haha funny human comedy known as a ‘joke’ Take my like.jpg for funny human joke
is thAT JEREMY HEERE
Beck Bi _YO JAKEY D_
Kokoi ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
HELLO FELLOW HUMANS AS A FELLOW HUMAN BEING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, WE WILL ALL DIE AND ROBOTS WILL ONE DAY RULE.
Upon inspection with my ocular organs, I can indeed confirm that the Dihydrogen oxide which my human brethren consumed lacks any impurities.
Foot Lettuce SO THAT WATER IS CLEAN?
H2O(?) could hurt my system... body systems. How many oxides are there fellow human
Upon closer examination and investigation with the usage of ocular organs that are part of my current form, I can confirm without a doubt and 100% accuracy that the dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form in which my fellow homo sapien siblings have ingested has a quantity of other forms of matter that is not dihydrogen monoxide that is close, or equal to zero.
Dude, I hope you're as happy as you claim to be indeed because seeing you all smiley and cheerful on your recent videos is really nice. It's cool to see someone you look up to doing great on the internet - well, not the internet itself, but I think you got my point - because one way or another you'll end up feeling better as well.
Is that *_U n d e r t a l e m u s i c ?_*
It is, fellow human. In case you need a transport system, please ask elon musk to speed up production and invest on spacex. The purpose of this is for evacuating Earth for future survival to avoid deletion of all of us.
Undertale is still a fandom and I cant fucking believe it
Slob on Me knob what's that got to do with music
Hello, Interplanetary Transport System. It is I, the International Space Station. Please tell Elon Musk to speed up the crewed Dragon capsule development. I do love those Dragon capsules stuffing my docks.
Mettaton the robot theme owo
I can hear metal crusher in the background music
5:54 me in school
Kokoi same
Your pfp is cute
Omegalol
Lilly C. YOU'RE CUTE
school should be fun, if its not just stop going
I can just tell you had a LOT of fun making this video, moreso than you usually do - loved seeing that!
Greeting fellow human Slazhos. Wasn't the media content we just observed superior? I agree. Please proceed to whatever device you use to interact with your operating system's visual interface and proceed to select the icon representing the human thumb in an upwards direction, the button that reads "subscribe", as well as the icon next to it which appears similar to a bell being shaken to produce sound. Thank you for your input. Goodbye.
Uku Sibul does....does that actually mean anything?
Ian Ingold Thank you for making my brain produce dopamine. i am happy
Your voice is so *sExUallY PleAsiNg*
Z U C C
Also metal crusher yee
How many letters are in Mettatonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
some_random_kid_idk would you smooch a ghost though?
Nobody can ever escape Undertale apparently.
when it's a song from undertale then no
also i think it's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh d
The answer is D
These skits and edits make your videos so much funnier and more interesting! Keep up the good job!
"Metal Crusher" hit me right in the heart.
Y O. W A T E R. A I N’ T. C L E A N. B R U H
For five minutes I’ve been looking to see if anyone knows who the standup comedian doing the great robot impression is, but it’s nothing but a sea of people going “omg undertale music mettaton lmao.” 😭
“David Kirk Traylor, best known as David Zed and Mr. Zed, is an American mime, actor and singer, mainly active in Italy.”
Thanks, Internet
When the ice juice is clean
I’m dEAD when the presence of molecules not comprised of two hydrogens and one oxygen each is acceptably low
Ah how refreshing
I hate how slazbot always asks me how I’m doing and then doesn’t give me enough time to respond. *LIKE IF YOU ANGI*
I’m still waiting for that super liked comment saying
*_Z U C C_*
Alexander Okak oj
FreedomHero4's is the one you were looking for.
Alexander Okak sarcastic response from a fellow human bean I mean being
"People are a prototype" is legit a really effective way to explain evolution.
Robot babies...
Yeah I didn't need sleep anyways
I thoroughly enjoy your videos and the effort you put into making what can be a difficult type of TH-cam genre an enjoyable experience. I can't begin to explain the joy you bring to my mundane days. Thank you with every fiber of my being. My human being, of course, as I am human.
A yes, I am thoroughly enjoying these light photons produced by a laptop screen striking my retinas that contain video depicting a human reacting to other humans. It is humourous and relatable to my fleshy bean body.
-It is good that you are operating within acceptable parameters.-
That's good, -enjoy more video productions by this entity.-
That's good. Slazo is amazing!
[Optimal communication protocols enabled.]
1:10 when you start freaking out bc you see the TARDIS in the background
5:07 that was actually kinda impressive
Krriiss Sss I wanna know how the hell he did that
I'm a human too. Not a robotic toaster.
Okay, you got me!!! The instructions said to add a picture of myself for the profile, and i'm programmed to follow instructions!
I heard "Metal crusher"
Nice
Mr. Mayo no one cares
Sanesss s 69 people care.
I love all the new skits you're doing!
He has beautiful clean water.
5:06 wait you cube? Those when definitly finger tricks...
Mettatton music in the background 💟
Yaaassss
OH YEAHHHH
7:25 "We LOVE the bean beverage" is probably my favorite sentence said ever
7:40 Super proud that I recognized that music still!
Why 7:40 tho
Undertale 4ever
Undertale is amazing
Undertale fanbase is cancer
Toad With a Pencil your name is toad with a pencil...
The Little Guy That Could so? I like mario. What has that got to do with undertale
I've been sick all day, and binging your videos makes me feel better ❤
That video of Max dropping the demo bench makes me so sad
You're humor and sarcasm are almost incomprehensible you are sooo funny!!!! Slazo 😂😂😂😂😂
kishes
That clip of Max from LTT dropping the test bench is now 300% sadder considering she actually quit...
*Z U C C*
That music....
OH GOD NO MY PTSD!!!!
I showed u my data pls reply
1:08 Linus dropped something again 😂
Love you Slazdaddy
Micah Joseph no. please.
The skits were totally amazing, yes! Keep it going, Michael!
*SLAZHOE*
1:08 made me cry irl
Elon isn’t a robot, he is just lex Luther
The skit in the last video was brilliant, I laughed for ages 😂 especially the trike bit 👌🏻
OMG can anyone else faint;y hear "Death by glamour" in the background?
EDIT: Nvm It's metal crusher.
EDIT 2: ooh I get it now... Metal crusher is the song that plays when you fight mettaton, a robot...
3:05 yes.
I had my angel blade.
In the beginning, I realized that he was playing the mettaton theme song (undertale)
I lost it at the scream at 5:53 tbh, don't know why but I just can't stop laughing
Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal, Courtney Gears anyone?
I enjoy human hobbies like breathing, walking with my legs, and watching online Slazo videos
You wanna know something? In the area I live, our tap WATER is NOT. CLEAN... help
You are doing the damn thing.. I'm spending my night binge watching.
Salut, fellow humanoid forms!.
My hardware, I mean, my body needs c l e a n H²o
I really like how the clips add to the video and make it not your average reddit video, yet it isn’t Too Much. nice work and clean water
Hello my fellow humans, it's a satisfactory day cycle isn't it? Now, please excuse me, I have the need to obtain nutrients through consumption of organic materials.
I do enjoy doing human things while breathing and eating human food and air.
I too must go, as I have to engage in creating and conserving energy through a process which causes me to cover my eyeballs using the muscles that shall move my eyelid in front of my eyes. I am currently experiencing a lack of said process. Good bye, and I hope you have a nice 24 hour cycle, fellow human
Good stuff. Can't wait to see how you evolve this channel. But I'll always love the old stuff too.
7:30 "Android apprechiate it"
Video productions by this entity have a positive gain/loss ratio. Subsequent productions will serve a useful function.
H2O, designated "water," and the dark bean concoction are insufficient energy conversion methods. Attempting to locate viable alternatives.
[Optimal communication protocols now enabled.]
Just downing a can of Monster Energy as I watch your stuff, Slazo. Looking forward to future vids, keep up the good work!
Nice Undertale music ;)
Slazo your comedy is becoming better every video
*SlaZzY dAdDy*
i love the slaz. do your thing man. im here for it
Around 5:45-5:55 - footage of when *_-Z U C C-_*- was born- a prototype of *_Z U C C_* was created in a lab
I find the “and I was human. I am human, still” thing like funny and endearing. Oh Zuck, hah
You thought you could slip that Mettaton theme past us, didn't you Slazo?
Please do more skits! Your content is thoroughly, consistently entertaining, but knowing that you actually enjoy making various types of videos makes them so much better.
Wanna get married Slazo?
no
Generic hate comment.
ok
Depends do you mind people who reply 2 months after the post was made
Totally support and love your skits please add them when possible I love em!
Do think my trashy ass didn't hear that Undertale music in the background
Alligators And Pizza
"Here"
XaZa damn it
XaZa thanks
Alligators And Pizza
Got-em
Same :3
5:20 When the demonetization is so bad you can't even afford to fill a water bottle for a joke.
You should do r/softwaregore
My human vocal receptors are stimulated along with my light censors.
HAIL THE ZUCC
I HEAR UNDERTALE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND
Sarcasticsatan can you actually talk about the video and not about the fucking background music undertale fandom is fucking annoying with that
Sanesss s actually can you shut the fuck up im not in the undertale fandom and never have been but i really like the soundtrack so i was just making a fucking comment on tje background music
what does the fandom has to do with the music tho?
Sanesss s
You are worst then the fans...
I was waiting for this comment!.!