"Why do you guys want me to put Miku in every single video game?" Jerma scoffed at Chat, hoping to God that his eagerness wouldn't come through when he attempted to perfectly recreate her.
i love jerma. i have a bad day and put his video on as a distraction and in the background i hear "does the pringles guy have hair?" and it makes me smile
Jerma actually was RIGHT about the pringles guy being bald, it's just they made him bald RECENTLY. You know you're getting old when the pringle guy is balding...
it's genius until youre the one cleaning it up at the end of your shift after a day's worth of children and toddlers throw handfuls of it at each other and run with it around the shop
I imagine Miku putting up with it because she likes the work, and making it weirder for customers because she acts like everything’s normal while the guy in the back loudly talks to his imaginary friends
@@dymaxion3988 I can imagine Miku being like, "Oh, don't mind him, he's a little bit off but he's nice once you get to know him!" while everyone just stares at the man rambling off to himself in the back of the ice cream shop.
Papas Sushiria will never be beaten in Meme factor imo, god these videos really just send me back to the simpler time of 2016 😭😭 th-cam.com/video/ydZSau2TgTk/w-d-xo.html
Jerma: "Guys, I'd go all in on betting that I can avoid swearing for thirty minutes." Also Jerma like two minutes later: "Why would you ever trust me?" I mean... he's not wrong.
It's just like the time Jerma played Papa's Burgeria like 8 years ago. "So let me get this straight: you did NOT want a whole head of lettuce between two buns." "No!" "Well then what the fuck did you want?"
For some reason, the Papa's series of games gave me painful headaches as a kid. I've avoided them since. Going to give myself a headache today to watch a 40 minute Jerma video.
The fact that I only just recently discovered Joel's Ghostbuster's album, listened to it and cried from laughter, and then I stumble on this video and Jerma brings up Ghostbuster's remixes, pinging me to think "Ah. That'd be so funny if he heard Joel's album." I'm living in a simulation.
Last time I had Dippin' Dots was in August (Blue Öyster Cult concert). My mouth was freezing, my teeth were screaming, yet I couldn't stop shoveling them in.
23:40 Quiznos had major management problems over its franchisees. They quite literally charged their franchisees more for the same ingredients then they could get anywhere else. But are forced into purchasing from them. Which all franchises do but usually with a cost benefit of some amount, a bulk savings passed on. Corporate Quiznos however decided it was a good idea to screw their actual franchisees for more profit. And then forcing them to comply with corporate pushed discounts that just caused their franchisees to take a loss. Quiznos was very ruthlessly ran as a franchise which caused it's complete and sudden collapse because it's still dependent on independent franchisees to keep up the storefronts.
9:16 Jerma just failing to say strawberry and then saying the blue whipped cream in such a weird way so off time and then finish talking like he aced that and seeing the old man walk away was so funny
i work at a drive thru only coffee place where i basically get paid to play papas freezeria irl and hearing jerma be like 'i want a large blended...' gave me ptsd-like flashbacks to being at work even tho im at hoem w no pants on
I find it crazy that the content creator I’ve been listening to for like 3 years now is going to be retired eventually and not making videos eventually. I hate the movement of time sometimes
As an ex achievement Hunter fan you just move on, someone fills in the blanks. I appreciate the time we have with our favourite content creators more now though
Literally just watch the thousands of hours of streams and videos he's been in, even the most hardcore of Jerma fans haven't watched all his old TF2 vids let alone seen all of the edited VODs
Started watching this, didn't finish (got distracted around the old man podcast discussion, never got to the "I hope you never have to experience those 24 hour stomach bugs where you're shitting and puking every 10 minutes"). A week or two later, I wake up around 4-5 am feeling kind of strange, go to the bathroom, puke my guts out for the first time since like fourth grade. Had a terrible rest of the day, threw up about 6 times, I've spend the rest of the week recovering. If you start watching this, stay until the end, because I think he put a curse on me for leaving.
25:30 I'm the exact opposite of jerma here. Steaks I cook at home myself are always way better than any steak I've had in a restaurant. I think me knowing my exact preferences and the fact that my own effort went into preparing it makes it taste better
"Why do you guys want me to put Miku in every single video game?" Jerma scoffed at Chat, hoping to God that his eagerness wouldn't come through when he attempted to perfectly recreate her.
The Maverick my beloved
@@BagelEnjoyer basil my beloved
@@chickentwink bagel... Babsil...
@@BagelEnjoyer basilist
@@chickentwink basilisk...
jerma's miku obsession has become concerning, he's already spent 5000 dollars worth of his retirement funds on holographic mikus
5000 dollars of jermas retirement fund is the equivalent of a thumb tack to me
Jerma stop buying miku merch and pay off your debt already
Same please help lol
Remember the good ol days when jerma said he wasn't gonna play anime games? Pepridge Farm remembers.
you can't stop true love ; -- ;
Love how he’s all like “ugh chat stop telling me to make Miku in everything” but as soon as he gets the hair right he’s like “Yes! That’s perfect!!”
Asking a bostonian to not swear is the same as asking a human to not breathe
@batrachianbill9760 *THEY'RE SAVAGES!* *SAVAGES! BARELY EVEN HUMAN!*
Goes for New Englanders in general tbh, can confirm as a New Englander myself, it’s practically impossible for us😭😭
D-don’t s-say s-sweahs
“Can you tell an ocean not to do waves and have fish inside them?” (/ref)
@@ChaosHarry true, I simply just refuse to even try not to anymore
*giggles hysterically* then prceeds to say "everyone be quiet" to an empty room and a chat who can't talk as if hes not the one who was giggling
probably his days as a substitute teacher manifest as flashbacks
@@pious276 Imagine going on twitch one day, just to find out that your odd substitute teacher is now a very famous streamer.
I have NEVER heard anyone mispronounce "freezeria".
I don't know who "Zeria" is but she deserves freedom! #freezeria
#freepalestine
NorthernLion.
Freezeria - Slang for Frieza having diarrhea.
I wonder if he thought "pizzeria" was pronounced the same way
Jerma's like 40 years old, yet he always seems to reference things like Kinetic Sand or Suite Life on Deck.
he's gotta be relatable to his baby sensory video audience
can't go around talking about pet rocks and all the weird stuff people had in the 80s-90s
GL spotted in the wild monkaS
He's on the internet lol?!
Delayed development andy
I feel like kinetic sand is from at least the 90’s, unless I’m mistaking it for some other product.
i love jerma. i have a bad day and put his video on as a distraction and in the background i hear "does the pringles guy have hair?" and it makes me smile
jerma is love. jerma is life.
I truly agree. I might be suffering at work and feeling generally bad, but watching Jerma after work is pure happiness.
i mean he isnt wrong for thinking the pringles guy is bald, cause in the new logo he is bald. him doing all that gave me a headache fr
same! i was in the ER for kidney failure and jerma made it at least a little more failure
@@chosospigtails and a lot less kidneys
waiting for jerma to be old for him to do an old voice bit then he realizes like “wait a minute, I AM THE OLD MAN VOICE NOW”
Then he invents a young man voice
He is already like 98.5 years old
Little did he know that MLG Grandpa was actually Jerma from the future
@@T.Hebertthats my favorite radio station
Jerma having his own fucked up Walter White moment with the whole "I am the great-grandpa, I am the recipe." speech somehow killed me
You became hander salamander 😢
I am the one who COOKS
400th like
I’m convinced jerma didn’t actually read chat and just wanted to make miku at the sight of the blue hair, it was an instant reaction 8:20
Eh Miku and papa games are both really old and storied, someone coulda said 'make miku' when they saw the new character screen came up
somebody in chat said it once & we were all like YEAH MAKE MIKU
Neuron activation
@@violetvalentine999holy shit this was 7 months ago but I STARTED IT I SAID MAKE MIKU ONCE AND HE DIDNT NOTICE IT YET UNTIL SOMEONE SAID IT AGAIN
Jerma over here handing out entire sleeves of oreos so he won't be the only one who puked on his mother's bed after eating one.
congratulations on the marriage, I hope you and Hatsune Miku live long lives
if you had to choose, would you like them to have long boring lives or short fulfilling lives
@@mellowcorpsep6665 short boring
@@EndorJedi985 Classical Jerma fan answer😭😭
@@mellowcorpsep6665 immediate death
Miku is 16
Jerma’s non-swearing bet gives me flashbacks to pretty much any DougDoug stream, believers in shambles
i want to see jeremy breastfeeding douglas, could you hook me up?
Doug good, Doug happy, Doug win
Dougdoug is the food version of Jerma and Jerma is the psycho version of dougdoug
for some reason the idea that jerma and dougdoug live in the same universe is impossible for me to comprehend
a dougdoug and jerma stream would be nigh on incomprehensible
I want a milkshake entirely made of lettuce.
salad
Tuceshake
diabetes
Schmilkuce
ltschoothie
10:05 the limited edition "mother's bed" milkshake
this is a REALLY fucking good comment.
Can't believe this streamer THROWS UP on EVERY milkshake he makes
Jerma actually was RIGHT about the pringles guy being bald, it's just they made him bald RECENTLY. You know you're getting old when the pringle guy is balding...
Why do you write like Greg Heffley
@@Simonomaly I was reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid at the time
@@Simonomaly After reading this everything on my screen suddenly changed to the diary of a wimpy kid's font in my mind and it freaked me out
@@Simonomalyholy shit. Never have I seen a more accurate comment in my life
Jerma is an expert at this game due to the experience from spending 2 hours building an ice cream building in Spore.
I think that's the only time that watching a Jerma stream live actively pissed me off, dude just could NOT move on.
That and building the ice cream parlor in House Flipper
@@halowaffle25 One does not rush a masterpiece
Neodunks "How dare YOU enjoy a game YOUR way and not MY way?!?!"
@@christiancinnabars1402 In my defense that game was Spore, and that particular section of the game sucks.
putting up kinetic sand sample stands along restaurant lines is probably one of the most genius things jerma has ever came up with
it's genius until youre the one cleaning it up at the end of your shift after a day's worth of children and toddlers throw handfuls of it at each other and run with it around the shop
remember the kinetic sand displays at the mall where all the kids would put their sticky gross hands in there
It's a terrible idea
guys i wasn't serious btw it was just a silly silly joke
no i believe in you actually i think it'd be great
bonus: it also serves as a pre-meal snack
I just imagine jerma having this sort of talk infront of the customers he serving as they look at him clueless
I imagine Miku putting up with it because she likes the work, and making it weirder for customers because she acts like everything’s normal while the guy in the back loudly talks to his imaginary friends
@@dymaxion3988 I can imagine Miku being like, "Oh, don't mind him, he's a little bit off but he's nice once you get to know him!" while everyone just stares at the man rambling off to himself in the back of the ice cream shop.
standing in line at starbucks and you spot that same dickhead employee that talks to his twitch chat with airpods on company time
I’ve known line cooks that were crazier than him.
Jerma puts on the most mid-tier, boiler plate remix and then is filled with unbridled joy and awe, his whimsy is unparalleled
What kind of godlike shit do you inject into your ears 👀
@@creechieuihana that ghostbusters remix sounded like mosquitoes getting blended please do not tell me you actually honest to god enjoyed that
@@boiledcabbages Wow it’s been so long since I’ve this video or this song and yet I’m being trashed on for liking specific types of vibrating air.
@@creechieuihana Hating is a lifestyle and therefore has no time limit. Have a good rest of your day
I will always envy Jeremy’s ability to carry conversation with very little interaction and still be entertaining
19:50 This one part's so stupid I love it he just gets funky
sometimes you just gotta get funky
His character looks like Saul Goodman during his Cinnabon era
saul and miku run an ice cream restaurant
true
Fucking gene lmfao
Papa Freezeria being release on Steam is such a blessing, I hope they release them more
Papas Sushiria will never be beaten in Meme factor imo, god these videos really just send me back to the simpler time of 2016 😭😭 th-cam.com/video/ydZSau2TgTk/w-d-xo.html
based icon
evanescence pony based
Nature is healing
incredible profile pic
"freeze-area" has big Megamind energy
Underrated joke, mate!
“Pretty sneaky sis, but there’s only one person I know who calls this place freeze-area!”
@@toasttheif5 zoops
Jerma: mentions a sleeve of Oreos
me, staring into the distance: ah... memories
I remember when that story happened "fairly recently".
as star pointed out correctly, "that shit goes right through". Horrible!
Jerma: "Guys, I'd go all in on betting that I can avoid swearing for thirty minutes."
Also Jerma like two minutes later: "Why would you ever trust me?"
I mean... he's not wrong.
But like five minutes later he does another bet and pulls it off andi lost like a hundred thousand points he keeps us guessing
Is this the guy who serves a WHOLE sleeve of oreos for only 4$?
It's just like the time Jerma played Papa's Burgeria like 8 years ago.
"So let me get this straight: you did NOT want a whole head of lettuce between two buns."
"No!"
"Well then what the fuck did you want?"
i got him started on the weird puke rant, and also the quiznos rant, still reeling
Thank u for your service
you make me sad. now i want quiznos
Is this the steamer who put an entire sleeve of Oreos in his ice cream only to puke it all up into Miku's lap bc he was so nervous to meet her?
For some reason, the Papa's series of games gave me painful headaches as a kid. I've avoided them since. Going to give myself a headache today to watch a 40 minute Jerma video.
dude same, i would always get strange sinus/between the eye headaches from these games, yet i still played them anyway
i think you get those watching any jerma video
i couldn’t play anything remotely competitive or fast-paced as a kid because i’d get so frustrated i’ve give myself a stress headache
Did you get a headache.
it’s your corporeal form rejecting pure images of God’s beauty
The fact that I only just recently discovered Joel's Ghostbuster's album, listened to it and cried from laughter, and then I stumble on this video and Jerma brings up Ghostbuster's remixes, pinging me to think "Ah. That'd be so funny if he heard Joel's album."
I'm living in a simulation.
So who exactly is this Joel guy?
@@CloudBlitzervargskelethor or vinesauce joel (same team as vinny vinesauce)
check out zeurel's animations of them too!! they're really funny
yeah i was like "yeah there are 1000 ghostbustsers remixes and 35 of them are joels"
Last time I had Dippin' Dots was in August (Blue Öyster Cult concert). My mouth was freezing, my teeth were screaming, yet I couldn't stop shoveling them in.
Common dental problem moment
Dippin dots don't fear the reaper
Didn't know they still toured that's awesome
I still can't tell at this point if Jerma knows it's not "Byahoo." I don't know why he keeps adding a "B" to it.
🅱️yahoo
Byeah
Byeah
Byeah
Byeah
I love how there legitimately is a pitch perfect "Byeahoo" in the first five minutes of the mario movie. It's so funny how he's always wrong
Literally 5 minutes into this stream cut and I'm already loving how he genuinely thought the whipped cream icon was a garlic clove for a second
13:26
The squirrel bit was one of Jerma's best ones.
This game reminds me of when i met Jerma and he ripped off my arms and shoved me into a freezer to chill for several days.What a nice guy!
"You know it's a treat when you get a proper good bowl of ice cream and you can see the carbon dioxide coming out." 😋
Jerma’s almost allergic reaction to the Yankees is so funny and a new thing I learned about him.
the Bostonians curse🔥
Mama Miku and Papa Jerma is the best my personal favourite Jerma lore
Is your avatar My Little Pony Evanescence
@@70sman yes! I did it for the funni and obscurity lmao I thought it was cool
@@notkerr that's awesome
@@notkerr fucking awesome
@@notkerr way too awesome
I learn a lot about american culture through jerma and his chat :)!
this is my favourite comment lmao
american ‘culture’
@@TheeEnglishKnightcan confirm there is a culture there, at least in comparison to Australia
Where are you from then? 95% of the world isn’t American
literally same
19:54 after playing way too much pizza tower, i thought i was honestly hallucinating here
saaame
Jerma is quite talented with his craft of food, I am personally impressed. Can't wait to see more of this stuff!
Oh, you REALLY don't want to know what he puts in his "food"
just don’t look in his fridge
I just watched a 37 year old man make a Hatsune Miku themed milkshake
His laugh at 5:19 has to be one of my favorites so far
It makes me very happy every time he says ˢⁱⁿᵃᵐᵐᵒⁿ ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏ
23:40 Quiznos had major management problems over its franchisees. They quite literally charged their franchisees more for the same ingredients then they could get anywhere else. But are forced into purchasing from them. Which all franchises do but usually with a cost benefit of some amount, a bulk savings passed on. Corporate Quiznos however decided it was a good idea to screw their actual franchisees for more profit.
And then forcing them to comply with corporate pushed discounts that just caused their franchisees to take a loss. Quiznos was very ruthlessly ran as a franchise which caused it's complete and sudden collapse because it's still dependent on independent franchisees to keep up the storefronts.
Thank you I was genuinely curious
YES MORE MIKU! Infect Jerma with as much Miku as possible! Jermiku.
The future..
@@SlipperyChicken. The future is bright
Looking forward to Jerma being the next vocaloid.
@@Alfenium so excited for Jermiku Expo 2024
@@Alfenium absolutely!
the fact that he barely reacted to Niel Cicierega's classic "Bustin" greatly disturbed me
19:32 I don’t- I don’t- I don’t- I- I don’t- I don’t- I don’t-
Holy shit, that Club Penguin music hit like a truck of nostalgia at 21:35
he seems like the type of guy to go crazy over ghostbusters remixes
Jerma mentioning a sleeve of Oreos reminded me of that one time he puked the same amount of oreos onto his mother's bed
But what IS his favorite Minecraft Steve topping?
I love how Miku is now a reoccurring character with Jerma lol
19:34 him stuttering on “i don’t” made me laugh so hard
"I didn't puke in an Uber."
"I didn't eat dog food!"
I'd love it if they really had a topping option in one of these games that literally no one ever orders. it's just a red haring.
Worked at a Culvers for two years and I don't think a single person ever ordered sugar cookies once
9:16 Jerma just failing to say strawberry and then saying the blue whipped cream in such a weird way so off time and then finish talking like he aced that and seeing the old man walk away was so funny
now that he's retired, i can't wait for jerma to start his old man food podcast
i work at a drive thru only coffee place where i basically get paid to play papas freezeria irl and hearing jerma be like 'i want a large blended...' gave me ptsd-like flashbacks to being at work even tho im at hoem w no pants on
"I love food" brave statements only from jerma
Jerma is a heck of a guy. i'm glad he exists
Ha ha, yeah.
25:00 he was so real for this
Jerma would eat garlic on his ice cream. He is the only person who would think whipped cream was garlic, and he is also practically Wario.
Papa's Free Zaria
Northernlion reference
Free zaza
Jerma becomes a retail worker
I just realized: you’re like Jim Carrey if he was an extremely normal, nice person.
Dippin’ Dots were my favorite as a kid. The rainbow sherbet and cookies & cream are the best!
right! the cookies and cream flavor is like the best one ever!
the cookie dough flavor was great.
Loved when the rainbow slightly melted and made those little pearls of ice cream in the melted ice cream. Best texture
I find it crazy that the content creator I’ve been listening to for like 3 years now is going to be retired eventually and not making videos eventually. I hate the movement of time sometimes
10 years or so for me, it is wild. Time really does flow.
As an ex achievement Hunter fan you just move on, someone fills in the blanks. I appreciate the time we have with our favourite content creators more now though
Literally just watch the thousands of hours of streams and videos he's been in, even the most hardcore of Jerma fans haven't watched all his old TF2 vids let alone seen all of the edited VODs
is this the guy who vomited after he drank an entire sleeve of oreos
...drank?
Started watching this, didn't finish (got distracted around the old man podcast discussion, never got to the "I hope you never have to experience those 24 hour stomach bugs where you're shitting and puking every 10 minutes"). A week or two later, I wake up around 4-5 am feeling kind of strange, go to the bathroom, puke my guts out for the first time since like fourth grade. Had a terrible rest of the day, threw up about 6 times, I've spend the rest of the week recovering. If you start watching this, stay until the end, because I think he put a curse on me for leaving.
Don’t ever catch me at Papa Jerma’s freezeria‼️
Finally, I was waiting for another Miku collab.
He really could talk about food forever. I'm amazed that he's still in good shape.
Papas Free-Zaria? Wtf this guy's insane
wtf is a freeze area
Imagine driving for uber and you pick up jerma and he pukes in your car
4:34 has me in tears
The only employee of course being a disgruntled grandpa
I like how the community constantly asks for miku and then turns and says "No, YOU'RE the one that's obsessed"
hey shoutout to the closed captioner, they did a fantastic job. so sick of the auto captions, people never proofread or sync correctly.
I've had that ridiculously catchy background theme stuck in my head every since this stream aired
Help
it gets worse if you buy and play the game. I've been stuck in the freezeria mentally for three days now
Ahh yes, papa's games. Anxiety and stress galore
jerma thinking that the whipped cream was garlic
Jerma and miku are bffs and I care deeply for them both
jerma claiming he isn't baked this stream is hilarious cuz the bits he does are not one a sober person could make lmao
does jerma canonically have kids with miku
no that was in the superfan blu-ray set
I'm pretty sure it's canon
Where does the Noid fit into all this?
@@8bitpixelbreakin woag
please explain in Fortnite terms
I really like Jerma’s “stream in orbit soon” music
Something is so calming hearing the club Penguin music in the background and hearing about Jerma being an old man food critic.
The good pringles guy has hair, the new one is bald with eyebrows.
I feel like his player character used to be a shady lawyer.
25:30 I'm the exact opposite of jerma here. Steaks I cook at home myself are always way better than any steak I've had in a restaurant. I think me knowing my exact preferences and the fact that my own effort went into preparing it makes it taste better
Hatsune miku is my special interest. When you made miku I have NO IDEA WHY but I was just fucking ecstatic
"how do you order that angrily" jerma has never worked food service
"I'm the only guy in town who gives you a whole sleeve of oreos" -Jerma to his mother after barfing in her bed
the threat “I’m gonna shit *your* pants” is actually genuinely terrifying because of how that would go down 😭
The dipndots ceo at the time of the stream was arrested in 2023 of strangling his girlfriend in a domestic dispute.