What a minute... Cyprus, Saudi Arabia, and India were part of the British Empire, weren't they? Elizabeth unlocked the secrets to immortality long ago.
I’m really new to CK3 so when my character made it to 111 years old and outlived 3 spouses, 11 kids and several grandkids I thought I had just broken the game 💀
@@ferretman6790 He means the perk trees for the lifestyle you've chosen for the character you're playing. The Whole of Body branch of the "Learning" tree can give you massive boost to disease resistance and health. And some trinkets you can equip for your character can also give you that kind of boost.
@@vendetta8022no, eventually the game code makes you die. Everything in Ck3 is chance based so you could reload and live longer but past 140 the game is very actively trying to kill you a.s.a.p.
@@Ronnetthen the game should be ready to be disappointed by the holy emperor living to be 1000 in a permadark age society, ruled in the name of the blood god
^^' Honestly, with the rate you pun, I think I'd've exploded anyway. You can always try and catch me 1:1 next year, but I hope you at least caught the Q&A panel!
I started playing CK3 very casually and suck at it. Seeing someone essentially min max living as long as possible while becoming A Pirate Witch King and Son of Satan was very entertaining. I genuinely didn't know how insanely deep this game could get
I managed 113 years with my latest, mid-run ruler. He did not have the Temperate trait, but he had two books that gave medium boosts to health, the Octegenarians Dynastic Legacy, Strong of Body (and spent the last 15 years of his life in the medicine focus). The one thing he did not get, late in his life that would have probably given him another 10-15 years was a pet cat. He had a pet dog, but at its absolute best, that gives a moderate boost to health. A pet cat will usually give a "massive" boost. Best if you can have both. He never grew infirm, incapable, feeble, or anything else. He was wide awake for all 95 years of his reign.
I'm fairly new to the channel and I can't help but be curious of how the idea came about to essentially tell stories in your videos through rhymes. Unique idea and I respect the work put in.
You could get health boost broaches for each trinket slot, two health boost books in court, and four elixirs of immortality for court pedestal items for even more health. But would excessively rng to do one character.
I love that your man conquers damn near every holy city in the world just to suck it dry of energy like a vampire AND only "becomes cynical" after the fourth or fifth one 12:40 XD
I'm fairly new to the game. So far the best i've done is an Irish High Queen who died of old age just before she could be murdered by her grandson. Amusingly He got a message telling him that his plot to murder Granny was no longer in effect because she had popped her clogs on her own. As I'm typing this, in the real world Queen Elizabeth II has passed on age 96! All hail kinge Charles the 3rd. Given he is in his 70's his reign is likely to be short.
GREAT video sir, I was waiting for this one!!! 150 is super impressive..I have modded immortality in one of my games and I'm not even 150 yet and emperor of the HRE by way of Sardinia. My HRE rolls from Russia to Iberia. All of France and I'm starting in on England! Much more impressive to live that long without being terrified of RNG being able to kill you 😀
I have a feeling you might actually be able to one up this challenge by somehow hybridizing your culture with Han and conquering so much that your prestigious ancestors cultural trait maxes you out on dynasty traits in one life. Could get Octogenarians and even more disease resistance boosts that way. Also, 14 default health is good even with maimed, but I wonder if a Herculean+Fecund starting character would do even better?
@@jetex1911 and talks about meeting your great great grandpa on the fields of Verdun before letting him finally marry your great great grandma shortly after
Man I love these videos, I’m really new to ck3 but I enjoy them and learn. They’re also great to go to bed to because ur not overly obnoxious like others
my oldest character was 139 which is very old she become an empress and formed a new religion before dying and passing on her throne to her great great great granddaughter
Hey man, another fantastic video! I seriously want to commend you on your wordplay in these videos, I honestly look forward to how smart these references, puns, and alliterations can get! Keep up the excellent work
This inspired me to do my own challenge. I started as a single county vassal in India with the Rajasthani culture and Vaishnavite faith. I made a custom character with herculean, strong, and fecund, but to get down to 400 points, he started at 0 years old. Sanjay Pritampal lived to 120, had 30 children and outlived half of them, left behind 114 living house members, and finished 5 lifestyle trees. He spent his youth developing his economy, watched his liege's kingdom collapse around him, then began conquering and took his first kingdom at 83. He ended with 6 kingdoms and 81 counties to form a custom empire at the end of his life. Rajasthani has the mythical ancestors tradition, which gives renown from granting titles to house members, so I was able to find out that the graceful aging bonuses from the kin legacy don't apply retroactively. He died with a -26 prowess penalty. Had I known that, I would have gone for blood instead. The congenital traits wouldn't have mattered, but I could have gotten him 5 extra years.
A friend of mine reached 107 years of age (99 years of rule) during one of our multiplayer games. It was wild and done by only stacking vanilla modifiers.
could you change the health value of an existing charcter and then play unntill 150+ if you just set the health stat to say 100? has anyone tested this?
@@bastobasto4866 In CK2 it wasn't just health. This trait prevented you from losing base health as you age. If you made your health go over +10 in character designer (which is what immortal gives you) you'd still age, you'd live ridiculously long but still age and die eventuallly.
In my austrian habsburg save, I've found an bishop in the age of 109, and the cause of his death was execution by the hand of his liege, since he started an rebelion and lost.
You my friend have the soul of a bard your videos bring joy and peace to my weary life may your poems and tales bring you good fortune and may your pillow be ever cool
it was so refreshing to watch you go through whatever the game threw at you and succeed that i tried a very obscure start as a Latgalian, vassal count to the duke of Curonia. I set off with one holy site in hand to conquer another vidilist holy site in braslau in the name of my lord, my liege, and myself. After a decisive victory over the Lithuanian duke, i set my sites on the holy site of Chelmno. While embarked on my holy journey to unite the Baltics under the True Vidilist Faith my liege proceeded to lay with my wife. needless to say i could not trust her any longer and imprisoned, tortured and executed her. Given the questionable lineage of my two sons who she bore me, i had them imprisoned as well and disinherited both of them taking care not to execute them lest i recieve the kinslayer trait. when these things were completed and my liege understood that not only did i kill his lover but also ended any bright future his or my children might ever have. After lamenting for the loss of my family and the trust i had in anyone, i proceeded to engage my liege in a war for independence! No way was i going to remain loyal to a Leader who would take such action against my house and my honor. After quickly winning my war for independence, i patiently waited until the truce was over from my war for independece. This is when my journey for independence from my liege became my journey for conquest of my rival. I became the duke of Curonia that winter. It was a fitting end to the reign of my former liege. To be cast out into the cold, alone with his entire family dead, a distant memory, lingering in his wounds from the recent loss.... I did not succeed in uniting the Baltic Empire or even creating a reformed faith. But I did remarry and have another child. I left my new son with a legacy he may be able to do something with... keep up the great videos!!!!!!
My oldest character was a "konquistador" emperor of spain, who conquered whole spain in his lifetime, was nearly 30 years on constant pilgrimages after he turned 100 and finally died with 127. Tenacious old bastard!
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Imagine living a really long time and then leaving the throne to an heir in his seventies. I cannot imagine that happening today.
King Charles is 73
@@captainxtreme-1 r/woosh
@@captainxtreme-1 That's the point
Hehe, Lizy go brrrrrrr! ☠️
King Charles got the throne when he was 70..long long have you been living under a rock?
Started with praising the sun and now he’s achieving immortality, he really has come a long way
Ewan, the Chosen Undead.
He started with inbreed only
Praise the Sun!
No one can ever replace Solaire
That was quite an experience for you, for sure! Imagine that man but also with all the good genetic traits instead of bad ones though...
I think he'd probably make 250+ easily! Thanks for watching
Herculean, pure blooded, strong, athletic, and thats probably not even all of them
Bro I still can't get over the start I just imagine a medieval prince talking about how his great great great grandpa still has no signs of dying
He's like, "Yeah so my dad died just the other day, but naturally great-great-great-grandpa's still fine. He'll probably outlive me too..."
@@Amy_the_Lizard”listen, man, he’s 140. I don’t know how. He’s immortal or something I think.”
“He must be a saint.. or a witch or something idfk”
Literally waiting 129 years to make that Imperium of Mann joke
The long con!
why does this only have 1 comment
The Emperor Protects
Queen Elizabeth dies one day after this video on an immortal ruler is released? Seems suspicious…
She was absorbed
The reveal of her methods caused her to finally be put to rest.
What a minute... Cyprus, Saudi Arabia, and India were part of the British Empire, weren't they? Elizabeth unlocked the secrets to immortality long ago.
@@carlangelocepillo4632it's a public secret that their family are a bunch of witches.
@@carlangelocepillo4632not saudi arabia. But the British had protectorates over Yemen, Oman and the Emirates of the UAE
If you have both cannibalism and human sacrifice, does eating captives count as ritual sacrifice?
yes! Its s pretty op combo to destress.
@@DXXXVIII cheers!
I like the one where you can hold feasts to gain piety and destress.
If you have cannibal tenet, is it more likely for your rulers to be cannibals?
I dunno but I think according to the Mayans yes
@@michatarzan7595 yes, have done it before
I’m really new to CK3 so when my character made it to 111 years old and outlived 3 spouses, 11 kids and several grandkids I thought I had just broken the game 💀
If you min-max perks/traits/equipments and has average luck I believe your character could easily live over 200 years.
@@vendetta8022What do you mean by “perks” and “equipments” ? I play the game regularly so maybe I just forgot 😂
@@ferretman6790 He means the perk trees for the lifestyle you've chosen for the character you're playing. The Whole of Body branch of the "Learning" tree can give you massive boost to disease resistance and health. And some trinkets you can equip for your character can also give you that kind of boost.
@@vendetta8022no, eventually the game code makes you die. Everything in Ck3 is chance based so you could reload and live longer but past 140 the game is very actively trying to kill you a.s.a.p.
@@Ronnetthen the game should be ready to be disappointed by the holy emperor living to be 1000 in a permadark age society, ruled in the name of the blood god
Just returned from PDXcon and back with more EU4 content this week! PS: If you read this Ewan, sorry I didn't get to meet you at the convention!
Thanks
^^' Honestly, with the rate you pun, I think I'd've exploded anyway. You can always try and catch me 1:1 next year, but I hope you at least caught the Q&A panel!
Can still access the video through the challenges playlist! Amazing videos per usual big man!
Oops, congrats on the first post!
That editing gag with Prince Charles aged like the guy who drank from the wrong grail in Last Crusade. Took one day.
I started playing CK3 very casually and suck at it. Seeing someone essentially min max living as long as possible while becoming A Pirate Witch King and Son of Satan was very entertaining. I genuinely didn't know how insanely deep this game could get
I managed 113 years with my latest, mid-run ruler. He did not have the Temperate trait, but he had two books that gave medium boosts to health, the Octegenarians Dynastic Legacy, Strong of Body (and spent the last 15 years of his life in the medicine focus). The one thing he did not get, late in his life that would have probably given him another 10-15 years was a pet cat. He had a pet dog, but at its absolute best, that gives a moderate boost to health. A pet cat will usually give a "massive" boost. Best if you can have both. He never grew infirm, incapable, feeble, or anything else. He was wide awake for all 95 years of his reign.
Based
I'm fairly new to the channel and I can't help but be curious of how the idea came about to essentially tell stories in your videos through rhymes. Unique idea and I respect the work put in.
I’m convinced he is related to Seuss at this point
The segway to the Imperium of man and warhammer was really unexpected. Guess we now know the backstory lol
ahhh, the good ol ck2 days, just eat kids and wait for the immortality event chain to kick off
Honestly I was surprised to find that CK3 doesn't have the immortality chain yet
@@AlzaboHD I just wait for satanic cults to grow my dick back
It's because paradox wants ck3 more realistic because of how ck2 went goofy.
My longest living character was 332, but that was in ck2
I had someone live to 506 in ck2 with immortal of course
When the monarch outlives the empire
0:23 this joke aged spectacularly poorly just a day after being made lol
Rest in peace. Entirely unexpected and caught me by surprise
You could get health boost broaches for each trinket slot, two health boost books in court, and four elixirs of immortality for court pedestal items for even more health. But would excessively rng to do one character.
I love that your man conquers damn near every holy city in the world just to suck it dry of energy like a vampire AND only "becomes cynical" after the fourth or fifth one 12:40 XD
I'm fairly new to the game. So far the best i've done is an Irish High Queen who died of old age just before she could be murdered by her grandson. Amusingly He got a message telling him that his plot to murder Granny was no longer in effect because she had popped her clogs on her own.
As I'm typing this, in the real world Queen Elizabeth II has passed on age 96!
All hail kinge Charles the 3rd. Given he is in his 70's his reign is likely to be short.
My excitement over seeing a new upload of yours also seems quite immortal
This was an amazing video, very cool to see the life span pushed to its limits in this game.
that was really well-written lol, you have the soul of a poet and musician!
Thank you for the support 117!
This video killed the queen.
Rest in peace! This video was done the day before it happened, I had no idea
@@AlzaboHD thats what you want us to think
These videos always make my day. I must have watched every CK3 video of yours 3+ times. They’re so entertaining! Thank you very much for making them.
GREAT video sir, I was waiting for this one!!! 150 is super impressive..I have modded immortality in one of my games and I'm not even 150 yet and emperor of the HRE by way of Sardinia. My HRE rolls from Russia to Iberia. All of France and I'm starting in on England! Much more impressive to live that long without being terrified of RNG being able to kill you 😀
Best Ck3 TH-camr. This guy has 100 diplo and the Poet Trait defo.
I would love to see a continuation f this series. This immortal challenge was very thrilling to watch.
I have a feeling you might actually be able to one up this challenge by somehow hybridizing your culture with Han and conquering so much that your prestigious ancestors cultural trait maxes you out on dynasty traits in one life. Could get Octogenarians and even more disease resistance boosts that way.
Also, 14 default health is good even with maimed, but I wonder if a Herculean+Fecund starting character would do even better?
The highest you can get ingame normally is 7
@@Xictlii so that's actually really good. Dang
Plot twist he didn’t die he just went on the golden throne
I really wanna see what happens if I edit a little code to turn ewan's life rating from 14 to 140
Do that with everyone and you get high elves instead of humans.
When your great great great great great great great grandfather mentions having fought both Atilla and Ghengis in one life.
@@jetex1911 and talks about meeting your great great grandpa on the fields of Verdun before letting him finally marry your great great grandma shortly after
That opening hits different with King Charles III on the throne 😢
Long may He reign.
L bozo
@@Alizudo Hope his mom is burning in hell right now with her Good friend epstein and that her son will join her soon.
@@Alizudo Lmao no, soon to meet his hoe mother in Hell.
I hope I live to be about 1/5 as old as Ewen did. Salute!
Sir your standards for age are, disturbingly low
Lmao
...That would only be 28, so you might want to consider aiming a bit higher
@@Amy_the_Lizard 28 sounds like a good age to me tbh
@@bl00dlikewayne damn, are you okay?
I love how it goes all Warhammer 40k about 14 min in.
Ah yes, a warhammer 40k reference for a nation with a game of thrones reference for a motto...
"Live Long and Prosper" - Yoda
very fun video, you should teach people how to stabilize their realm while expanding fast
Man I love these videos, I’m really new to ck3 but I enjoy them and learn. They’re also great to go to bed to because ur not overly obnoxious like others
My man just became like one of those corrupted monks from Sekiro.
my oldest character was 139 which is very old she become an empress and formed a new religion before dying and passing on her throne to her great great great granddaughter
Think about it: You die of old age while your dad is still rocking around conquering land.
Hey man, another fantastic video! I seriously want to commend you on your wordplay in these videos, I honestly look forward to how smart these references, puns, and alliterations can get! Keep up the excellent work
the release date of this video has recently become quite funny
Entirely unintentional! Rest in Peace Elizabeth
You have a gift for coming up with rhymes and then saying them in a way so they don't rhyme. Like an invert Eminem.
Dear gods, what have you done to me?
lmao
All the things - but you do live long and prosper!
Get this man a golden throne
Having a great day in a better life, new Alzabo video makes both better
That sponsorship aged well
0:20 Bro this joke at the begining about King Charles hit different 1 day after the publication of the vid 💀
Oops
This inspired me to do my own challenge. I started as a single county vassal in India with the Rajasthani culture and Vaishnavite faith. I made a custom character with herculean, strong, and fecund, but to get down to 400 points, he started at 0 years old. Sanjay Pritampal lived to 120, had 30 children and outlived half of them, left behind 114 living house members, and finished 5 lifestyle trees. He spent his youth developing his economy, watched his liege's kingdom collapse around him, then began conquering and took his first kingdom at 83. He ended with 6 kingdoms and 81 counties to form a custom empire at the end of his life. Rajasthani has the mythical ancestors tradition, which gives renown from granting titles to house members, so I was able to find out that the graceful aging bonuses from the kin legacy don't apply retroactively. He died with a -26 prowess penalty. Had I known that, I would have gone for blood instead. The congenital traits wouldn't have mattered, but I could have gotten him 5 extra years.
A friend of mine reached 107 years of age (99 years of rule) during one of our multiplayer games. It was wild and done by only stacking vanilla modifiers.
The eldest AI character I saw was a 102 patriarch of the Orthodox church
based
Alzabo, how did you predict the Queens death. I saw king Charles 3rd pop up on the screen
A complete coincidence, very weird timing!
Maybe his life could have been further extended by forming the North Sea Empire, since it adds a few decades I think to your life expectancy.
great timing for this video
could you change the health value of an existing charcter and then play unntill 150+ if you just set the health stat to say 100? has anyone tested this?
Probably won’t work with Ironman. Changes checksum
you could be immortal technically - it's how CK2 immortality worked. you weren't TRULY immortal, you just had ridiculously high health
@@bastobasto4866 In CK2 it wasn't just health. This trait prevented you from losing base health as you age. If you made your health go over +10 in character designer (which is what immortal gives you) you'd still age, you'd live ridiculously long but still age and die eventuallly.
@@andyhx2 Yeah, but that ridiculously long can be so, well, long, that it's as good as fully immortal
Love it when the overview is a quarter of the video.
I like to think of it as the highlight reel
Hearing an English-speaker properly pronounce Å fills my Norse heart with mead!
help
This dude plans to live until he gets his robotic hand 🦾
Best ck3 channel on TH-cam
Thank you so much MrXintron, comments like these keep me going!
Bro, this dudes rhyming and his calm mannered voice literally makes me feel at peace with myswlf
It's great that you got sponsored! Love your vids man
Goddam that kill count is impressive lol
He prayed for immortality but not eternal youth.
Atlantis reference?
I do believe there are plenty of artifacts that give health boosts… that could likely boost this even further!
the best paradox youtuber by far
This video the day before the Queen dies? can't be a coincidence
"Declared war on a literal baby" made me absolutely lose my mind bro
In my austrian habsburg save, I've found an bishop in the age of 109, and the cause of his death was execution by the hand of his liege, since he started an rebelion and lost.
The Bob Ross of Civilization
Okay, I did it, alright? I finally bought that tree in Scotland!
You my friend have the soul of a bard your videos bring joy and peace to my weary life may your poems and tales bring you good fortune and may your pillow be ever cool
ALZABO HEAR ME ROAR
I remember Immortality being so hard to get in CK2. Felt like it was like 0.5% chance. Even with 50plus stats.
Established Titles is such a perfect sponsor for this... but it's still a scam, and that's a shame.
Bro the rhyming is so entering - never seen ck3 be so entertaining
Wake up babe, new AlzaboHD video just dropped.
The massive effect a man living that long would have on the world is insane
bro outlived the queen
Imperium of Mann…I see what you did there. Never expected a crossover with the 40K universe, yet here we are…
Your rhymes and puns are unsettling good!!!
Been waiting for this one ☝️
Thanks for the support Hexx!
Who wasn't? This is a question many wanted answered.
wow, what time
it was so refreshing to watch you go through whatever the game threw at you and succeed that i tried a very obscure start as a Latgalian, vassal count to the duke of Curonia.
I set off with one holy site in hand to conquer another vidilist holy site in braslau in the name of my lord, my liege, and myself. After a decisive victory over the Lithuanian duke, i set my sites on the holy site of Chelmno. While embarked on my holy journey to unite the Baltics under the True Vidilist Faith my liege proceeded to lay with my wife. needless to say i could not trust her any longer and imprisoned, tortured and executed her. Given the questionable lineage of my two sons who she bore me, i had them imprisoned as well and disinherited both of them taking care not to execute them lest i recieve the kinslayer trait. when these things were completed and my liege understood that not only did i kill his lover but also ended any bright future his or my children might ever have. After lamenting for the loss of my family and the trust i had in anyone, i proceeded to engage my liege in a war for independence! No way was i going to remain loyal to a Leader who would take such action against my house and my honor. After quickly winning my war for independence, i patiently waited until the truce was over from my war for independece. This is when my journey for independence from my liege became my journey for conquest of my rival. I became the duke of Curonia that winter. It was a fitting end to the reign of my former liege. To be cast out into the cold, alone with his entire family dead, a distant memory, lingering in his wounds from the recent loss....
I did not succeed in uniting the Baltic Empire or even creating a reformed faith. But I did remarry and have another child. I left my new son with a legacy he may be able to do something with...
keep up the great videos!!!!!!
The timing on that Prince Charles joke… yeesh
Having a vegetarian pastoralist culture is an excellent way to boost health.
Turns out Milk has excellent health benefits.
Heh yay more Alzabo! Love what you do king 👑
0:19, Boy, that didn't age well at all. lol :D
The immortal emperor of the newly established Imperium of Mann
You got me with this one
i have no idea how anything in this video was done because the game is too complicated, but i love it
Well the Queen just fucking failed this challenge lol
Love your content, always super fun stuff
My oldest character was a "konquistador" emperor of spain, who conquered whole spain in his lifetime, was nearly 30 years on constant pilgrimages after he turned 100 and finally died with 127. Tenacious old bastard!
As a non-English native speaker, I'm impressed that you often rhyme in your video. You're a poet.
I really liked this. I’d be interested in watching you play this game beyond this summary.
cool vid bro. Love your work as always!
Almost lived as long as her majesty
No one gonna talk about how bro was spitting straight bars the whole video
Prince Charles joke aged very fast
Because of the rhyming I would not be shocked if Alzabo is related to Dr. Seuss 😂