Shuler King - And When He Gets Bit He’ll Be Confused!!!
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“He ain't got to be poisonous. All he got to be is hungry!!”🤣🤣
He spoke the truth 😂
😆😆😆😆😆😆
Ummm 🤔 yeah...
Exactly😭😂😭😂
Lol oml
White on white...none of my business.
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Yup, 🚶🏿♀️🚶🏿♀️😙😙
I ain't seen shit!
🤣🤣🙈🙈
Did something happen🙈🙉🙊
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His wife secretly got a million dollar insurance policy on him!
Insurance will guarantee cancel him
SURE SHUDVE AFTR THIS: LAYIN UP NXT 2 THIS LIFE GAMBLER EVRY NGT!
Hope so!
How the old folks say when I was a kid, "stupid is as stupid does!"
It’s not the bite you should fear from these snakes it’s that constriction,😳😬🤦🏽♂️
Right, those are pythons
It's both in my book, ain't fuckin wit it!!! Lol
Right
@@radiantrenee406.those python will squeeze u to death every time u inhale they constrict around ur body.
Facts
Snake King coming to netflix in 2021
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Oh lordt 😂😂😂
I bet that same dude will see a black man walking towards him and cross the street
Yes! Say it louder for the hard of hearing. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😆
Say it again for the people in the back!
Sure would! !
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 don’t be spilling so much truth
Right
I'm on the snakes' side. Not one of those snakes invited his big behind inside their enclosure. You are exactly right.
He's sitting in a pile of big snakes looking like a whole snack and think they are playing with him? Schuler, you might have you a customer here with the funeral home business, if it's anything left to bury...
Ohhhhhhh you spoke a word doc
Sad but TRUE!😅😅
Facts
LMAO
Not when he gets bit. When he gets ate. That's you need to say.
Talk about it 🤦🏽♀️
Exactly!
This is what WHITE PEOPLE do
Squeeze and swallow, lunch 🥩
Kalishaun Lane 👌👍
For the life of me , I can't see the intelligence in raising a pet that can swallow me whole. This is the one person that never have to worry about social distancing from me .
That dude dont need ADT service in his house. He got no worries about people breaking in
Lol! !!
Shit! They'll get in... just won't make it out.
@@MaryJane-xw5hm 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He aint got no worries.....cuz he aint gonna be around when they break in 😂😂😂
easy life 👌👍
“He ain’t got to be poisonous. All he need to be is hungry” FACTS! 🤷🏾♂️
How is he going to get out? As soon as he moves, they’re going to tear him up!
I know it’s making anxious just thinking about it 😖
This is exactly what I was thinking smh...lol!
You going to be arranging his Fune' services. 🤣🤣🤣
At said Fune they gone be talking about he died doing what he loved and he wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
@@QuitasBanana 🎯 🤣
Yeah and his casket is a 15 foot white snake.
Very soon...
@@nikkisimone4011 you know I aint lying. Gone do that eulogy like he went out in all his glory 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but bless him though.
Shuler King , Thank You for keeping me laughing, especially during this time in the world.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Snake language. Psst... Psst.... Psst... 😂😂😂
His wife sent him to feed the pets. She's secretly praying he's their dinner.😂🤣
She increased the insurance policy.
I knew it was a white guy when I saw the words “bit” and “confused” 😆
Who else will it be
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Lol
Too much dang Mayo
That's about white....🙄
That part!
(big sigh) yes...yes it is😖
Fo sho!
I gotta borrow that !
One man says, "Hey! Where's Jerry?" Another man says, "I don't know. Last time I saw Jerry was in the snake cage." Heads to the snake cage. Snakes say, " Your man Jerry is long gone and he was delicious too." You see, Jerry underestimated us and we had to show him. In the corner is the blue jacket.
For real though, these things are mighty strong and they attack by suffocating their prey. I cant imagine the pain if these three decided that they want to coil around him and share a meal
It’s when you said “Do you speak snake” King you had me 😂! Thank you 🇬🇧
This is devilish!
Do you speak snake?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Them Snakes singing "I Got 5 On It", lmao!!!
Funeralize the doodoo!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀
If he wants to impress me, tickle a tigers tummy
Nah, try holding a scorpion in his mouth and closed. That's how you play with your life. 😂
Brahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣 here kitty kitty 😂🤣 I am rollin
Emma Madison Lmbo 🤣😂 laughter is the best medicine 💜 I heard it kills the Rona 😆😂😝 stay healthy Mrs Madison 🙏🏽😌
LMAO
Idk y this is funny but thanks for the laugh
We been telling these people for the last 50 hunnid years to stop messing with them , since day one when we got tricked at the apple tree, they gone learn. I used to work at a nature park and they kept saying " Xan why wont you go to the snake building?", I said because I dont know what a hungry snake looks like.
Lolzz 😁
I'm right with you Xan! That's why you are alive today.
No no let em keep up the good work no one's gonna miss um.
😂🤣😂Now let that comment sink in ya'll
He's nuts!! No way on earth would I be in the same room with one of those things let alone, sit there casually with one.. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I don't like worms, let along a big ass snake! I'm not part of the reptile kingdom for a reason. So, this'll be a hell naw to the naw naw for real! 🐍😱😱
You sound just like me i swear lol. Every word.
I'm the same way no worms definitely no snake no how little big or small.
I pray my people will wake-up and understand who we are dealing with. A picture speaks a 1000 words.
What in the entire...? These snakes are just playful, he said. He'll be going up yonder.
😂😂😂...exactly
'The Upper Room'🎶🎵🎶
Snake 1: let's just go ahead and eat him.
Snake 2: aight...
Lol!😂
snake 3 "save me some"
Snake 4: I'll eat what's left over
He's in a pit-cavern-type thing with one snake trying to cut him from this life permanently while the others are like "we'll eat what's left of him and leave the bones as a warning"
And when they have his homegoing everybody gonna be like "why God?"
What in the Slithering Snake Situation going on here 😳😳😳
I like the way you channel so many other comedians. I'm not even just comparing. I'm admiring.
I'm from Camden, S.C. roughly inthe same age as you. Man..if I actually got to know you. i swear we'd have each other bugged out in our younger years.
Seeing someone from close to my area make it, makes me feel like we weren't just throwin ourselves away like a lot of our people did.
I can see the next Anaconda movie coming soon!
😭😭😭😭 fr fr💯💯💯
I'll show you anaconda
The snake ain’t too happy with him in there. People are crazy!
Samantha Converse yeah well the snake was communicating stress and hate.
There is more than one in there too, that's crazy
Yup looks like total of 3 pythons all black, all white and a mutli colored. They big too
Looks like 3....hell naw!!!
@BallOnEm PBS Looks like 4. I thought there was a black one too under there. 🤷🏾♀️
@@ladyo8297 its four. The two in the back are just really close in resemblance and there's a black one near the white one.
That a big ass snake like if u agree
(S) plural!
More than one
Bruh why?🥴🥴 I wanna know how he got out of this situation cause that's not how we play. No sir buddy. Actively attacking me? Nah bruh. 😬💀
Wow those snakes are massive
I used to worry about my cat eating me if i die
But this takes it to the next level🤯😬🤦♂️🙅♂️
3 things to remember about this species:
3 - most of the time it takes one to know one
2 - ask yourself...what’s the percentage of “good” vs. “bad” ones
1 - bottom line it’s STILL A SNAKE!!!
I have no words for lack of common sense
Latoya Jackson posed with a snake in Playboy. Latoya.
That's how you know playing with snakes is crazy.🐍
I never knew she posed for Playboy.
I smell a white man
You are Awesome, please keep your videos coming, I'm falling in love.
80-100 lbs of muscle that will constrict on your lungs and keep you from breathing. Don't have to be bitten.
I’d never get that close to them, but they are beautiful.
Good grief!!! I would rather be in a firefight!! Before I jump into a cage of man eaters... 😳😵 my hands are sweating just thinking about it
A certain group of people 🤣🤣🤣
That snake is showing confidence and hunger at the same time.It’s a Burmese python and it has swallowed a human before,but they’re the same colour so good luck.✌🏾
Russel Wilson
They're BOTH the same COLOR, so dude feels that can relate TO EACH OTHER.
This man will be dinner!!!
(Regaee music playing n d background) "Guess who's coming 2 dinner?"..($ir Mix-a-lot instrumental playing)..."This anaconda just wants some because u just dumb son."
😂😂😂 why I read that last line and started gyrating like the beat was about to drop
🎶guess who's coming to dinner, nutty dreadlock🎶..
Lol
The next clear person that stand in court & say I feared for my life. That's it I'm coming through, with what my grandma would call commen sense pan. A good cast iron greased skillet. Clear people are not afraid just plain stupid!!
Fun fact anacondas and boa constrictors are descended from what was called Titanboa the largest snake in the world. Now back to this dummy who decided to make another Jackass movie. Lol
So very true .🐍
That snake swallowed 40ft. Crocodiles .
@@ronniewhite4392 I'm sorry whaaatttt?!?!?!! O hell no. I run from garter snakes. The devil is A LIAR!!!!!
That's a great fact I just learned... It's in the name. Anything with Titan in the name, ✌. I also learned I don't wanna be close to them when they're hungry... or at all.
Naw, when he gets bit, he’ll surely be dead. The family gonna be calling YOU to remove his body.
Exactly...why...I have no understanding...
Ikr he definitely has a death wish hell naw I will never ever do it😂😂
You might find his shoes, He about the size that take 5-7 days for the snake to digest him. That snake is saying, Warm blooded lunch. No frozen rabbits or chickens on this morning breakfast menu. Stupid is as Stupid does. Mama and Forrest Grump.
@Sony Bruno i was about to say that but u beat me..😂
@Sony Bruno
'Thanksgiving Level Itis'! Epic comment!
He's there because devils loves snakes.
word.
He'll say,he wasn't trying to bite me, he was just playing. I don't play like that 😤😤😤😤
Albino snake warned him, so whatever happens is not the snake's fault
I see about 4 anacondas he is literally in the snake pit🤦🏾♀️
I'm baffled?
No just common sense. Your brain is telling you those snakes belong in the jungle.
Lol @ certain group of people. 🤔😏🤣🤣🤣
My grandma "jokingly" told us God put people like this person on Earth to Entertain us because you don't see us doing crazy stuff unless you are trying to be someone you are not!
Is there 3 or 4 snakes? 1 can crush him what is he gonna do if they feel agitated? Lawd them folk.
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Oh hell no 🤦🏾♀️ why ????
I'm not understanding why so many I wish to play with death I just don't get it you don't play with death it's death
I heard this in Huey Freeman's voice 😆
Probably because they're not harassed by the police because complexion for the protection so they find other ways to get thrills in life.
They will take ur breath away. Literally
@@jonathanb1 jill
🏃🏾♀️⚡Nnnooooppppe!!
No! Hell no! My mama said no! No in every language! F no! This dude has GOTS to be bored...
No he just crazy!🐍
I think he just suicidal
@Niashe Well said! 🤣😂
@Niashe 🤣😂😂😂🤣 Right! Get that mess outta this house!
They all crazy....the question is why do some black folks believe everything they say.....
He's too deep in there with those big a$$ 🐍!!! I'm curious🤔 to know if he got bit trying to get out!!!!😒😬
Literally telling him to GTFOOH...& take your hands off me.
Oh hell no!!!
My anaconda don't want none unless you go buns hon! In my sir mix alot voice.
That’s what I didn’t understand. No one was in the water for months swimming or surfing and that man went out there to surf. He definitely KNEW THE RISK ALRIGHT. 🦈🦈
Why in the world would someone in their right mind want to be caged with snakes that big? Your notificaciones give me the laugh for the day. You're too funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG 🤔🤔 Look at that second one 👀👀🏃🏃🏃🏃🐍🐍🐍🐍
"A certain group of people" 👀 🤣"well, they don't like human meat" 😂did they tell you that?do you speak snake?
Everyone please forgive me, this is something that us people don't do. 💯🏃♀️💨🏃💨😂
Yup a " certain type people" lol
Now if all them snakes 🐍 start trippin like the white one he gone look 👀 stupid
All he needs to be is hungry. 😆😂😂
Shuler it is alright. Let him stay in there. All I know is Im not getting in there.
"Do you speak snake?" 😆👊💥
They love to Manufacture they own fear
If the snake attacked his ass, you cant blame the snake, THATS HIS INSTINCT!
That Snake 🐍 is about to attack that fool. And he laughing about it
Them you know what ppl
always got to prove something. 🤔
"Certain people". "You know white people". (Kanye).🤣
He a CRAZY AZZ ALL I CAN SAY
I can’t explain it but there’s no way that I would get near something that big that could eat me, NO WayI Say
Yesss....Bro Shuler...I've been wanting to ask.....You must be extra busy during this Covid-19 pandemic 2020 of a thing......We appreciate all your uploads as they are a blessing of humor. ''66'' from NYC. =D
The white one must be hungry and or just straight up annoyed like "y you talkn over us, don't u see we tryn 2 sleep"😁🐍
Anybody want to tell me why do and should we care??? haha
Awww how cute, it was just playing with him💀😅
"West hell" doe.....😂😂😂😂😂 he is hilariously funny!
@comedianshullerking it's a video of a man inside of an animal he got ate i think it's a alligator they cut him open & seen the man inside it's stomach
I think he is overly compensating for something (missing) in his life.
Absolutely! 💯
I started screaming when I saw the picture then the damn snake MOVED and now I need a new phone!
"Yall know I'm a funeral director"