All my favorite lines that constantly play on loop in my head: 5:45 "Okay I know my names haven't been great ... if it's a girl...I was thinking...Hana, after my sister" 8:15 "Why the hell are you so calm? You're right, your husband is a maniac. That, that's...that is, that is very very A+" 17:28 "Little one's hungry...and uh, I lack the facilities soo... here ya gooo" 19:23 "uh are we having another one? because this is how you convinced me to do the first time. oh no okay" 19:48 "I'm gonna be a really manic father...I'm sorry" 23:59 "Come on *sighs* come on I- I know your mom is the one that usually feeds you but, she's not here so...please eat for daddy... This is so hard..." (I cried so hard the very first time I heard this one, really feel the emotion in his voice) 26:00 "no it's okay, daddy's just a little sad but we got this" 28:43 "This is still the plot to full house but fine" 29:26 "This is gonna be one hell of a show oh my god" 30:50 "That's it. I'm in hell. I'm doomed to be a horrible father, and I'm in hell" 33:54 "Jesus Hawks, starting drama with a 3 year old, good job" 35:54 "oh god, I'm sorry Hana, you're doomed. With a father like me and uncles like these two ding dongs oh god you're in for one hell of a childhood" 38:56 "Alright come here sweetie, gimme your hands, alright baby we're gonna wear these gloves and you have to promise me not to take them off ... yeah you and daddy are matching, look! you're so cute" (I've got an image in my mind for this scene and I wanna draw it but we'll see if I get around to it) 45:13 "You look like a loser dad that doesn't dress up for Halloween" 47:42 "I physically hate both of you with every fiber of my being right now" 50:00 "nevermind this wall is very high, and I'm not very athletic. okay you and I we're gonna go the wall" 52:40 "Who'd ya get? *cut to All Might with Hana* Oh my god I don't even know if that old man can change his way out of a paper bag. Alright we're going home." 57:20 "you still have a part of her at home, that 2 foot long bucket of joy you call a daughter, that's everything man. That's still her, you haven't lost her"
“You don’t wanna end up like uncle dabi do you?” 😂😂😂DAMN THE SASS😂😂😂 He sounds so kind and he would be a great dad I love how he’s dense a lot of the time❤
Same, I’m very dysphoric about my body (the most I had is a binder and I lost it months ago) but I would 100% stay like this for shiggy after listening to this.
As someone who lost their parents, specifically my mom when I was still a kid and my dad as an adult, this hits really hard in different ways. If it wasn't for my lack of energy I would be crying.
The best part of this video: Dabi: Quick ✨️Shigaraki✨️ give✨️ Dobby ✨️a ✨️sock✨️ so✨️ I'm ✨️a✨️ free✨️ elf. Me: falls off my bed laughing and wheezing* 🤣💀 My Mom: comes into my room, concerned* What's the problem? Are you having an asthma attack?
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"A piece of plastic yay!" I cannot stop smiling.
7:37
shiggy: you look...good...i gotta say
me: i look fat-..i also want ice cream.,.
shigaraki- were gonna wear these gloves and you have to promise me not to take them off
me- so she's Elsa but with a disintegrating quirk-
LET IT GOOO LET IT GOO
@Creepcore_Cottage I just picture it and I can't stop laughing
@@goblinunleashed7346 Todo: My dad is a stupid hOE
Conceal don’t feel, don’t let them knoooooooooooow
@@goblinunleashed7346 no it goes ✨✨ disintegrate it disintegrate it✨
"You don't wanna end up like your uncle dabi do you" im dead😭
😂😂😂
That had me dying😂❤😭😭😭😭😭
That had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shiggy: "Everybody move out of the way my baby's having a baby!"
Me: *falls out of bed dying of laughter*
Frfr
13:08
shiggy: alright hana lets go play some baseball! :>
me: dead oh laughter"
“Mommy’s not here…”
…..oh god am I dead?-
I like to think the listener somehow ended up into a coma or something
So I don't have to think we r dead 🥲
We are on a booty call with bakuhoe
@@Chrollosrightcufflink 💀🤣
@@Chrollosrightcufflink 😂😂😂
Yep we died. Cancer or something i guess
All my favorite lines that constantly play on loop in my head:
5:45 "Okay I know my names haven't been great ... if it's a girl...I was thinking...Hana, after my sister"
8:15 "Why the hell are you so calm? You're right, your husband is a maniac. That, that's...that is, that is very very A+"
17:28 "Little one's hungry...and uh, I lack the facilities soo... here ya gooo"
19:23 "uh are we having another one? because this is how you convinced me to do the first time. oh no okay"
19:48 "I'm gonna be a really manic father...I'm sorry"
23:59 "Come on *sighs* come on I- I know your mom is the one that usually feeds you but, she's not here so...please eat for daddy... This is so hard..." (I cried so hard the very first time I heard this one, really feel the emotion in his voice)
26:00 "no it's okay, daddy's just a little sad but we got this"
28:43 "This is still the plot to full house but fine"
29:26 "This is gonna be one hell of a show oh my god"
30:50 "That's it. I'm in hell. I'm doomed to be a horrible father, and I'm in hell"
33:54 "Jesus Hawks, starting drama with a 3 year old, good job"
35:54 "oh god, I'm sorry Hana, you're doomed. With a father like me and uncles like these two ding dongs oh god you're in for one hell of a childhood"
38:56 "Alright come here sweetie, gimme your hands, alright baby we're gonna wear these gloves and you have to promise me not to take them off ... yeah you and daddy are matching, look! you're so cute" (I've got an image in my mind for this scene and I wanna draw it but we'll see if I get around to it)
45:13 "You look like a loser dad that doesn't dress up for Halloween"
47:42 "I physically hate both of you with every fiber of my being right now"
50:00 "nevermind this wall is very high, and I'm not very athletic. okay you and I we're gonna go the wall"
52:40 "Who'd ya get? *cut to All Might with Hana* Oh my god I don't even know if that old man can change his way out of a paper bag. Alright we're going home."
57:20 "you still have a part of her at home, that 2 foot long bucket of joy you call a daughter, that's everything man. That's still her, you haven't lost her"
DAMN BITCH YOU GOTTA WRITE A WHOLE STORY?
I'm crying on the last one
“You don’t wanna end up like uncle dabi do you?”
😂😂😂DAMN THE SASS😂😂😂
He sounds so kind and he would be a great dad I love how he’s dense a lot of the time❤
Shiggy: You wanna be muscly, like All Might!... Ew.
I'm dead 💀
The notification said Shiggy and I clicked immediately, idc if it's just a recap of what I've already listened to I'm not going anywhere. 😶
shgaraki: and we get to watch out kid grow up
me: and we get to feel so fucking old :>
The Halloween party had me dying 😂😂
🤰🏻 glad I could deliver and then die
ARE WE DEAD? IM NOT DONE YET BUT PLEASE NO, poor baby
exactly my thoughts dude i cried
Nooo we can't die I don't want to leave shiggy to take care of hennah by himself.
( I know hawks and Dabi are there, but I don't trust them lol)
How the f did we die lol?
I literally love your pfp
God I hope not bc when I heard I was gone I was like pls God I'm not dead
27:11
???: well...me and dabi known you for years andd...we think your gonna fuck it up.
hana:f..fu..fuck^^
Everone else: "give us your candy😇, or well murder you!😈"
Dabi/dobi : "✨I jUsT 😌WaNt ✨a SoCk😖"
Bye✋ this had me laughing😂😂
Hawks when crying “LiGhT iT uP lIkE dYnAmIgHt”
lollll the breathing exercises got me having wandavision flashbacks 😭😭😭
As a trans man, I'll become a girl again just for shiggy. I love this man so much
Literally had this thought- and I already am the one who's carrying mine and my partners kid. SO-
Same, I’m very dysphoric about my body (the most I had is a binder and I lost it months ago) but I would 100% stay like this for shiggy after listening to this.
AYE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Also trans also would stay a girl for him 👍🏼💀
Same here lol
My cheeks hurt this is amazing I can’t stop smiling
💕 Thank you Doki, I hope this gets so many views so you can keep making more 🥺
Your Shiggy videos always cheer me up ❤️
A one hour video?! Damn, you're really spoiling us rn
Hawks and the coffee machine 😂 help me please I can’t-
I am dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#ripthecoffeemachine
Don’t tell BaSsY I was here
This has a bigger lore then my oc 💀. Not complaining tho, I love this vid :D
My cheeks hurt this is too cute! I cant stop smiling the whole time.
21:54"Why are you giving me that face you gotta eat all your peas. You're a baby, why are you arguing with me?" I just think it's hilarious.
50:44"Give us your candy or we'll murder ya"Dabi"I just want a sock" I was laughing
I listened to this whole video and i cried, it touch my heart so much. Thanks you so much. You are my need AMSR guy ❤
"I just wanna sock" 🤣
Loved this video ❤️ it was really sweet and cute too can't wait for more 💗💗 .
I started sobbing when he said "Mommy's not here.." LIKE BRO THAT Sheet HURT😢😢😔😔😔
“Why…” Now that was my favorite thing Shiggy said. And Dabi’s lie about burning the furniture
I imagine just when the kitchen is on fire Hana is just laughing and clapping
*shiggy going crazy over our child*
Me: eating fried eggs on the floor crying bc gender disphoria :)
(These eggs are super good)
Im dieing!!! The dobi and dabi thing!!!! Im dead!!! 🤣🤣
I really want to know how toga would react to the baby
@Nxki_n0ya lmao 😂
This story is so sweet and cute I hope there's more to it also there's other mha parent stories in the stories
17:09 (This is a bookmark)
Ohhh these r the videos of dad shigaraki before we disappeared
It's beautiful 😢😢please could you do one like this but with dabi? 🙏🙏
As someone who lost their parents, specifically my mom when I was still a kid and my dad as an adult, this hits really hard in different ways. If it wasn't for my lack of energy I would be crying.
Totally not crying here from the end omg my heart
Now there’s two ppl calling him daddy
Aight, so we come back from the died like a Wattpad story right?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🤨🧐🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🧐🤨🧐🤨🧐🤨🧐🤨🧐🧐🧐
how did you know?
“And shut the H E double hockey sticks up!” Cy yu war flashbacks
why does it feel like he's the pregnant one, dude??!! 😂
BRUUH, I FELT SAME, THOSE BREATHS 💀😭
"HEEE, HEE, HA, HA" IM TOTALLY DYING
I started crying when we got to the part about the food😭😭
same
Same😢
*Hawks crying over the coffee maker*😂😂😂😂😂
I love this so so much!! This is adorable!!💖
“Arson baby, arson”
i only wanna know if we died (and if so then how) and whats the full story of how us and shiggy met/fell in love yada yada
We did died I believe from a illness
@@L_narL1ly yuh
Him complimenting my outfit and hair
The beginning gave me a heart attack omg 😭
This is the best video!!! But my question is how did we die or did we die?
Third! And yay more shigaraki! 💙
I am currently in my Genshin impact faze so my mind went: Venti: You don’t wanna end up like uncle diluc, do you- 😂😂😂 I’m sorry
29:13 that Woo Hoo got me dying. lol
i wish i had him as a dad ._.
And then I could surprise him by announcing i’m gay… 😁
The best part of this video:
Dabi: Quick ✨️Shigaraki✨️ give✨️ Dobby ✨️a ✨️sock✨️ so✨️ I'm ✨️a✨️ free✨️ elf.
Me: falls off my bed laughing and wheezing* 🤣💀
My Mom: comes into my room, concerned* What's the problem? Are you having an asthma attack?
I love Shiggy❤
WE DIE?!?!?!?!!?😭😭😭😭😭
WHEN 😭
ELLO ELLO I SMELL THE SHIGGY CONTENT 💙💙
The yay got me dead💀but I love it😂
I love shiggy he’s so goofy
Fr fr
Arson baby 🤣
Three amazing months later: now free to sell on- me: BAHAHA
“Like all might- (ew)”
22:27 This had mi dying!😂😂😂😂
he don't want her to have my quirk either
This was so funny to me lol
WNted to sob as soon as he mentioned his sister 😭😭
Dabi the elf
Why did we have to die😭
What happened to me?! I don't want to leave my Shiggy alone with my baby and those two ding dongs. ;-;
Did we die or something because it got sad really fast
I just hope we are in the hospital and we aren't dead, all I want is to be in a coma
41:20
One quick question are we death?
Im gonna go get the rest off the shittttt yassss
HeLlO iT iS meeEeEEEee dObbYyyyyYYYyYYYY
omg did we fucking die????!!!!!!
R.I.P coffee maker 2000 ❤❤😂😂
WE DIED?! NO!!!
THIS US SOME FULL HOUSE SHIT!!!
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKINGGGGG
FRRR I WAS SO CONFUSED LIKE... DID WE DIE??????
Can you do a video about Hanna as teenager please 🥺🙏
50:47 DABI💀
😂😂😂
I'M DYING, GODDAMN THAT SILENCE AFTER HE SAID THAT, LMAO 😭💀✨
And the subtitles.. I-.. Just "suck" 💀
It’s Garcello 2.0
… WHAT?! Is this a reference to a fnf story? On new grounds or yt?
I HAVE A QUESTION DOKI DOKI HOW DID LISTENER DIE LIKE I THOUGHT LISTENER DIED AFTER GIVING BIRTH BUT NOPE HOWWW DID LISTENER DIEEEEE
Me“Im just really fuggin depressed because of this asmr-“*we fucking die*
Me:…IM GONNA FUGGING KEEL MYSELF*UGLY CRYYYYY*-
(Joke btw)
Shhhhhhhhhh
I couldn’t stop laughing
How did we die? Because it wasn’t giving birth and I don’t think we were sick
DID WE DIE?! 😢
HOW DID WE DIE
Did we die why are we not in it we were his supposed and he said he lost his support?
R.i.p
ARE WE FUCKING DEAD? PLS TELL ME IM JS NAPPING IR SMTH CUZ WHAT THE FUCK.
Im french ;-; 😂🫡
Anyways….This is sooooo cute !!!🥹❤️🥺
Wait so how could shiggys sister meet the mother if Hana is dead..?
Wtf I died 😖😖😖😖😖 im not crying your crying
Wait where did we go noooooooooo!?😱😭😭😭😭😭
DENKIIIIIIIII why is u here- oh wait ohhhhh shit
@@nala9353 oop....uh I don't know how to explain this in any way 😅😳
Frrrr where did we go 😢
died of illness
Did we die towards the end???