Everybody gangsta till Hana gets itchy too Shiggy: what does A stand for? Hana: arson. Shiggy: ...B? Hana: *putting her 3 braincells together* barson...? Hawks: *chuckling* Shiggy: C? Hana: "Commit" Arson! Dabi: *wheezing* Shiggy: ...D? Hana: uh.... *putting her last 2 braincells together* "Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson." Shiggy: ... Hawks: *wheezing* Dabi: *proud* I raised her real well!
D: " oH GoD sHe DiSiNaGrAtEd HaWkS!! " S: " No she- she didn't disinagrate Him, he's in the backyard. Wait- " S: " iS He BuRyInG tHE KeURrIg?! " H: * sob * * sob * " Here lies- *sob* the best coffee maker- *sob* "
And I don't want her to THANOS THE DOG AWAY- 💀 and we all know how ✨ThAt✨ went for me.. also dabi: she'll be rEal good at murdering trust me.. ✨aRsOn BaBy✨
Dearest of DokiDoki Jukebox. We, your beloved viewer/subscribers, Wishith for you to revive us in your tales of parenthood with Mr Tomura Shigaraki. We see his struggles and wish to help him raise the child that we the listener have Popped into earthly plains. I speakith among us all as we wish for you to uno reverse our demised death, for the better cause of wholesomeness and a reunion video that would be very splended indeed. I hope you take this notice into consideration and we wishith to see this revived episode soon or I steal your cookies. Apologises, I don't make the rules. Wishing well, Your Viewers and Viewer spokes person. (xD I had to much fun writing this xD)
The mama aka the old listener is actually in prison for something, and we're now experiencing everything through Hana (or Anna), until the mama comes back
(my character with a name) Diana: that brings us to rule number 2 no swearing in front of our daughter keigo! How many times do we have to tell you! We do not want hanas first words being a no no swear!
😂😂😂 I lost it when Shigaraki said he's burying the Kerig I don't know why I found that so funny to the point I laughed until I started to wheeze and cry from it
I actually have an OC who has two children with Shiggy and it’s the youngest who inherited his quirk while Tomoko (the oldest) had inherited Shigaraki’s grandmother’s.
I love this!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 Shut the H.E. double hockey sticks up... you got that dabi= 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i freackin busted out laughing... this is the funny!!! I love you... he will say fuck BUT he will say H.E. double hockey sticks!!! Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂
If we don’t get revived so we can raise this child with Shiggy I’m coming to your house, stealing your cookies, and when you buy more I will steal them again
Shigaraki: “Hopefully she’ll get her other parent’s.” Me: “My quirk copies others quirks, even physical. So if she copies Hawks’ quirk, she’s gonna die from pain and blood loss. So no thank you.”
Shaggy is out here trying so hard for our little sunshine not to swear mean while I'm out here knowing fully well I would be cursing up a storm and actively trying to teach her "age appropriate" cursing and my defense will just be me reminding him how he refers the hero society as and how he talks in the bedroom Yall I would be a horrible mother 🙃🤣🤣
Am I the only one who just found this series? Ps: I am an age regressor and I felt so safe and comforted by this as I actually want a series like this where the listener is Shigaraki’s child. There is a severe lack of Asmr’s for age regressors
Little late to watching these series, but great work but would their be more parent series like this with say dabi or hawks in the future just a question
![Shigaraki x Listener - You and Shiggy have a Baby the Story So Far ASMR [Story Time]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qSQQU0ovZWo/mqdefault.jpg)
Everybody gangsta till Hana gets itchy too
Shiggy: what does A stand for?
Hana: arson.
Shiggy: ...B?
Hana: *putting her 3 braincells together* barson...?
Hawks: *chuckling*
Shiggy: C?
Hana: "Commit" Arson!
Dabi: *wheezing*
Shiggy: ...D?
Hana: uh.... *putting her last 2 braincells together* "Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson."
Shiggy: ...
Hawks: *wheezing*
Dabi: *proud* I raised her real well!
Drumsy....I am proud of you my child
@@avabourassa758 same
@@clxudii_ruru5709 pat pat
@@avabourassa758 ^w^
Ay! Emi from Drumsy!
Hawks being dramatic over the coffee maker is a whole ass mood
Yeah lol
The fact that I was reading this right as I got to that part is a miracle 😂🤣
"Thanos the dog away" OMFL NO! 🤣
Bro im dead ☠️
D: " oH GoD sHe DiSiNaGrAtEd HaWkS!! "
S: " No she- she didn't disinagrate Him, he's in the backyard. Wait- "
S: " iS He BuRyInG tHE KeURrIg?! "
H: * sob * * sob * " Here lies- *sob* the best coffee maker- *sob* "
So true *sob*
I was looking for someone who commented this 😂😂
Frr
.......where am I?? I WANNA HELP TO RAISE OUR KID!!!😭😭😭 COME ON SHIGARAKI IS MY TOP FAVORITE 😭😭 REVIVE US!!!!
Mines to
I totaly agree to that!!!
Agreed
Aaaaaa soooooo turee
I agree 100%
5:10 THAT BURP SCARED THE LIVING SHI OUT OF ME
It had me wheezing
Imagine coming home to your furniture gone and hawks crying in your backyard over a coffee maker. Like I’d fucking die
COME ON MAN! WHY DID WE DIE?!?!!! I wanna help raise our child..😭💀
WE DIED????
@@aceywaceyd8099 Yeah... I don't rememeber how.. But we passed away in pt 3 and 4..
@@Akuma4578 NOOOO
@@grxcfuldxll I know... TvT
WE DID?
And I don't want her to THANOS THE DOG AWAY- 💀 and we all know how ✨ThAt✨ went for me.. also dabi: she'll be rEal good at murdering trust me.. ✨aRsOn BaBy✨
"When it comes to diaper duty, Keigo is...
Me: a No-go! (Keigo how did you miss that?!😆)
Oh wait how did I-
RIP Keigo's beloved, Keurig.
RIP Keigo's one true love; Rosebud (I still can't believe he named it LOL)
@@Antxiqxes right🤣🤣🤣
Hold the chicken strips-
Hawks: chicken?!
Where the heck am I??? Are we dead? Did we divorce? I must have missed something-
No we were getting groceries/j
we’re dead
We went to jail
We got milk
@@littlebiscuit2004 we are deku dad version girl🤣
Dearest of DokiDoki Jukebox.
We, your beloved viewer/subscribers, Wishith for you to revive us in your tales of parenthood with Mr Tomura Shigaraki. We see his struggles and wish to help him raise the child that we the listener have Popped into earthly plains. I speakith among us all as we wish for you to uno reverse our demised death, for the better cause of wholesomeness and a reunion video that would be very splended indeed. I hope you take this notice into consideration and we wishith to see this revived episode soon or I steal your cookies. Apologises, I don't make the rules.
Wishing well, Your Viewers and Viewer spokes person. (xD I had to much fun writing this xD)
Yeees, please.
I third it 😆
I forth it
I 69th this
Yes plss
The mama aka the old listener is actually in prison for something, and we're now experiencing everything through Hana (or Anna), until the mama comes back
Y/n chilling as a spirt laughing her ass off watching these guys
Shiggy:no cookies past ten no matter how hard she does the face
Dabi:oh that face is really cute
Hawks:I’m getting the fucking Oreos!
*facepalms*
(my character with a name) Diana: that brings us to rule number 2 no swearing in front of our daughter keigo! How many times do we have to tell you! We do not want hanas first words being a no no swear!
Me irl before hawks says anything: aight I’m getting the fucking chips ahoy cookies ✋🏻😭
Why does that feel so relatable 😐
Honestly I said the same thing😆
hawks: (I think )NO NOT THE KEURIG
Anna: no more coffee
Me : 🤣🤣 I love this kid
Hana*
@@clxudii_ruru5709 Hannah*
@@omakkk6472 Hana
HELP THANOS THE DOG AWAY AKAJSBJDKAJS
Dabi: Arson Baby. Arson Baby.
Me: ARSON BABYYYYY
😂😂😂 I lost it when Shigaraki said he's burying the Kerig I don't know why I found that so funny to the point I laughed until I started to wheeze and cry from it
OMG- the beginning- I DIED. PLEASE. 😭👏
Listiner is laughing at keigo from beyond the grave,
Shiggy : And I don't want her to THANOS the dog away, cuz we how that went for me
Me : OOOOH SHIT NOOOOO 🤣😭
"Or I don want her to Thanos the dog away" Im a MASSIVE Marvel fan. I just cant deal with this right now IM SCREAMING🤣
Shigaraki: now shut the he double hockey sticks up
Me who says that 24/7: *laughs hysterically
Lmao, memes be like
I died at”we don’t want her to thanos the dog away”😭
this is the most accurate shiggy voice I heard.😭
what? we died? what? what? what? rEALLY NOW? REALLYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Hawks: hey his furniture is really ugly and I lost the remote. Let's burn everything >:)
That was dabi
Hana: Say less. *cutely disintegrates the furniture*
@@rinokumura8095 ohhhh :v
Forgive my ears for
Shigaraki: she might Thanos the dog away
Me: Don't remind me of Tony!
Not me crying over here about shigaraki talking about disintegrating Christmas presents then Dabi belches. 💀
Shiggy: *Cursing and saying Quirk*
Me: Oooooo he said a no no swear and the q word
8:18 is so funny
“ I don’t want her to thanos the dog away” hahahhahahahahahah haha 😂 😂 😂
Oh my god the burp mid sentence at 5:10
Not the Keurig coffee machine😭 I loved that coffee machine like it was my husband😭 sorry shiggy, you gotta get replaced with the coffee machine 😼
" Destroying any of your toys for that matter " or your... ding dong uncles...
YES
Funnily enough I was reading Shigaraki fan fiction while the notification for this popped up
It must be fate
I actually have an OC who has two children with Shiggy and it’s the youngest who inherited his quirk while Tomoko (the oldest) had inherited Shigaraki’s grandmother’s.
Thanos the dog away.
OMFG 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
THANOS THE DOG,,, ARSON BABY,, THIS AUDIO DOES NOT MISS A BEAT
Also wow cant believe I up and died like that but this 3 men and a baby plot totally makes up for it
Arson baby 💀 I was laughing so damn hard throughout the vid my gut hurts now
Also shigaraki such a good dad I can't 😭
"Thanos the dog away"
I DIED
"so shut the h e double hockey sticks up"
Me "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
Nobory:
Dabi: Set fires Hana, set fires!
I love this!!! 😍😍😍😍😍
Shut the H.E. double hockey sticks up... you got that dabi= 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i freackin busted out laughing... this is the funny!!! I love you... he will say fuck BUT he will say H.E. double hockey sticks!!! Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂
I clicked faster than Iida’s engines 😂
If we don’t get revived so we can raise this child with Shiggy I’m coming to your house, stealing your cookies, and when you buy more I will steal them again
TELL US WHY DID WE DIE!?!?!? 😭
We're to bootiful to die!?!😭
NOOOO! WE'RE TO O P TO DIE! 😭
In the wise word of a fabulous mage from a whole ‘nother universe- “I’M TOO PRETTY TO DIE”
WE DIED?!
When your names Hana 🧍
Idk if you accept requests but how about a father shiggy and a comatosed listener and shiggy tells them the every day time he spends with the baby ?
Oh no, damn we're confirmed dead.
DID WE DIE OR NOT?! Tf did he mean when he said "the only thing that redeemed me is gone" R.I.P the listener ayeee-
Dabi in the violence already I mean I wouldn't blame him
This is wayyyy to underrated for my liking
Shiggy is just too funny 😂
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE DABI AS MY UNCLE YHE “arson baby” YESSS DABIII
Oh my god-
*I didn't know I was an uncle already*
I love this shigaraki is amazing dad
NOOO COME BRING US BACK OWER POOR SHIGGY
Shigaraki: “Hopefully she’ll get her other parent’s.”
Me: “My quirk copies others quirks, even physical. So if she copies Hawks’ quirk, she’s gonna die from pain and blood loss. So no thank you.”
My quirk is basically being the nightmare sans of mha. They don’t want her to have that. Everyone’s in trouble when that happens
@@mrwofferzwafflez I got so terrified, all I saw was “my quirk makes me the nig” I was shook, bro
Oh, geez 💀
Sorry for the scare, mate 😂
Shigaraki: I don’t know if anybody fancies them-
Me: *-HEY BITCHES IM HERE-*
That burp made me laugh.
5:10
I WANNA KNOW HOW WE DIED
PLEASE THIS IS HILARIOUS
Fun fact: I’m eating Oreos RIGHt NOW
It’s 1:00 in the morning I’m ok with it
Wait, how exactly DID we die?? ALSO I WANNA HELP THESE HOPELESS MEN RAISE SHIG AND OUR KID! REVIVE USSSSS!
LET'S COME BACK TO LIFE PLEASE OH MY GOD I WANT TO RAISE THIS BABY
BYE THE BURP CREEPED THE HELL OUT OF ME😭-
Love the video my guy really hoping to see a Carl Weezer ASMR tho
Ok BRING US BACK PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE
Me: can I drop kick our child. 👁👄👁🦵
I loved this so much
What did DID I DIE!?
Not me saying saying ever curse word ever
R WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT LOUD ASS BURP💀💀
Thanos the dog away😂☠️
Shaggy is out here trying so hard for our little sunshine not to swear mean while I'm out here knowing fully well I would be cursing up a storm and actively trying to teach her "age appropriate" cursing and my defense will just be me reminding him how he refers the hero society as and how he talks in the bedroom
Yall I would be a horrible mother 🙃🤣🤣
Oh my God bro would be me a hundred percent if me and my girlfriend raised child
Me straight up crying and laughing in front of the whole class
Am I the only one who just found this series?
Ps: I am an age regressor and I felt so safe and comforted by this as I actually want a series like this where the listener is Shigaraki’s child. There is a severe lack of Asmr’s for age regressors
7:03 I bust out laughing at this every time😂😂😂
WAIT… HOW DID WE DIE
SHUT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS UP AHAHHAHAWHDSJWO
Are we just not living anymore?
Yeah like wtf???🤔 So confusing 😵
Idea! Hana asking about what happened to her mother
...did we die? Cause im getting those vibes😬
So am I alive please explain!!!!!
No cap why tf would hawks be crying abt a coffee ma just go buy a new one
The ryme should have been Keigo is a no go
I thought the burp was rick
More 😳 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥰😇
I loved 5:13 and plus I like the sound of arson baby 5:15 5:24 5:45 6:40 6:54 7:43 to 9:57 were all the funny parts to me plus 10:14 to the end
Can we have a video where she says her first word?
Bro my name is Hana too. Did he name her after the mother? AM I THE MOTHER?!
@Nightmare fuel I FORGOT HE HAD A SISTER NAMED HANA BIHGUYDYTGIJJOJLN I feel so stupid now lol, thanks for reminding me!
Little late to watching these series, but great work but would their be more parent series like this with say dabi or hawks in the future just a question
Me and Dabi said arson at the same time LMAO
Dabi: *finger gun* Arson
HHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭