I once sent a letter by putting my address as the “To” address and my friends address as the “From” address, then I dropped it in a public mailbox without a stamp. They “returned” it to her postage due.
You will later learn that it doesn't matter what age you are. Still not going to know wtf is going on, etc. You'll probably learn that later in life tho...and will look up and beat yourself up for caring lol.
as a kid, i couldn't figure out how to tell the good people that i can trust from the bad people that wanted to stab people in the back. my solution was to hide tape recorders everywhere to record conversations of people when i was not present, then retrieving the tapes and hearing what people were REALLY saying in private. I quickly mastered the art of distinguishing between good and bad people so that i no longer need secretly record anyone. i can tell just from how they present themselves to me now.
I'm glad you learned to distinguish the people without having to record them, since recording someone in secret might be illegal, depending on your local laws.
When me and my mom were going to church one Sunday I grabbed a chocolate milk form the fridge we then went to Dunkin Donuts and I got my usually three chocolate frosted donuts my mom then asked me if I wanted something to drink knowing that I had one chocolate milk that I grabbed from home when we left the house I asked to get a chocolate milk at the end I ended up with three donuts and two chocolate milks I the told her about what I did
No one is really good or bad, its also not just 2 sides, its more of a spectrum, you must be judging these people based off what you deem good and bad. I can say what you did is unethical but that doesn't mean you're a bad person in general.
I once worked at a store that only gave their employee discounts on one day of the year. It was a 40% discount. I purchased something and it broke about a week later. I went to a different location to return it, and they gave me a full price refund without realizing it was bought on discount day. I gained money from the return XD
In High School, they sent us home the first day with a stack of paperwork for our parents. One of the pieces of paper was a "signature card" for the attendance office. Gambling that no one was going to check ALL the new signature cards that flooded the attendance desk, I quietly removed the card from the pack and signed it myself with a reasonable facsimile of my mothers handwriting. No one ever said a thing, and I never had an attendance issue that my parents needed to be bothered dealing with...
My 6th grade year we had a “word of your year” basically what you were going to work on or focus on in the new year, and by some miracle I got to keep my word. It was “cheese”
You became a high ranking part of the government and got ultra high definition rich and you were able to spare time to win four 20 oz. Dr. Pepper bottles? r/quityourbullshit
7:06, I remember one time when Dr. Pepper had such a contest. I wound up winning four 20 oz. Dr. Pepper bottles that day. I think that the particular contest happened in around 1990 or so.
In 8th grade, I had a tech class where if I deleted the correct elements on an online tech virtual class, I could skip straight to the test past an hour of work, and then again use inspect element to see which of the answers = Correct in the HTML code. Did it for the whole year without anyone knowing.
_To be fair,_ the fact that you could do that I think implies you have a strong enough understanding of technology, the logical thinking skills, and ingenuity to have passed the class proper should you have chosen to.
The only good thing inspect element did to me was to fool my parents with my homework, there was 14 assignments i still haven't done, did some inspect element and turned the 14 into a 0, tho i tried my best not to refresh the pages since it would reset the thing i did
I use to work at a TJX store. It was my first ever job, but those stores are completely disorganized and often trashed. So it's pretty easy to lose stuff like tags so anyway, if I wanted to buy a clothing item or something fancy I'd make sure to find another iitem with the same tag so the code in the register would ring up the same label. So I would be buying $70 CK jackets using $5 CK sock labels. We had alot of young ppl working there, so it was easy to get away with some stuff.
Due to various reasons, I wasn't able to finish high school at a, well, school, so I basically took special courses where I would just go take the exams while I studied on my own. When I had a chance to enter college, I was still missing the credits for one class, so I just said my ceritificate was still being processed and they allowed me to start my classes. I actually finished my last high school test during my first month of college. I guess the fact that the bureaucracy in Mexico is notoriously bad helped my case.
When I was in middle I was to focused on my social life and didn’t really apply myself to my school work, to the point were i passed with just enough Cs to make it to high school, during the summer break before entering high school I decided it was best to put myself through homeschooling to avoid getting absurd by my social life (I was by no means a popular kid but I would get to focused on friends and blow off school work) when I got into the homeschooling program I was told that I would have to “classes” at a time…and core class and a elective…the classes consisted of fill in the blank packets…each year I would take teachers assistant as a elective…the teacher would put me to grade other students packets and I would write down the answer to the classes I would take later and use those to pass my classes… I would make sure to always miss a couple of answers on each chapter of the packets so I wouldn’t set off any red flags…I literally made it through high school because of that
At 20:20, our time clock does the same thing. I always clock in a few minutes after my target so it rounds my clock in time down, and clock out just a few minutes before my target, so it rounds it up. But they work us into the dirt, and I make sure to stay caught up on my tickets. No shame.
I wonder if I can (after 15 years) tell of the time me and my entire college class got free food from a university's canteen after we discovered they sold steak, lobster and all sorts? Despite us not being students there, we managed to do this for almost six months before they changed to a ID card style payment and it all ended
Mcdonalds: if you like Mayo but your burger doesn't come with it, don't add it on the order. Make your order as is and then ask for a mayo packet. It saves 20-40 cents a burger.
I parked at airport for a week. Got back from my trip took an Uber from terminal to parking lot had Uber driver get new ticket and back out paid as if I was just there for 5 minutes BING BONG
We used to sell newspapers in town. We would go to the newspaper company, pay 10 cents a paper and sell them for 25 cents Imagine my happiness when I realized I could put a quarter into the machine and get a whole stack of papers for 25 cents. Now Imagine my sadness and stupidity as I told the people at the newspaper place how smart I was to figure out this brilliant loophole. Luckily I was 6-7 years old and they had no wish to prosecute for theft, but I got a taking to that day for sure. Can also neither confirm nor deny whether I continued to do it. My...memory is a bit hazy.
Back when I graduated high school, my mom essentially tried to force me to go to college. But I did not want to go to college at the time, I wanted to take an off year and see what was good. I still enrolled and took the cheapest class. As part of being a student at that college, they give you a clipper card that gets you free bus or light rail rides for as long as you're enrolled. What I didn't know, was that it lasted 4 years regardless of whether or not you stayed in the class. So even after my $100 class expired after the quarter, I had 4 years worth of free bus rides and free train rides which are usually $5 for a day pass. That's $7,300 worth of free rides on the system if I went everyday. (which i mostly did until I got a car)
That rewards card thing for the gas is actually something that we did at a walmart I worked at. If they didn't have the membership or whatever the promotion thing was then one of my coworkers just scanned their card. What ever it was, it was something that could give a random discount so some people randomly got discounted purchases. I guess that was more of a "Using the system to spread the good will" than just cheating the system though.
Had a lot of friends across the country. So i Used to phreak payphones. Would charge a third party collect call to the pay phone next to me, by pretending to be my roommate(who didn't exist) to accept the charges.
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I got out of an extended class by chilling in the bathroom for the entire duration and showing back up at the end. Told the teacher I had been constipated for two days and no other questions were asked.
I was a freshman in high school in a science class that had a long term assignment. Part of the assignment was to watch a total of something like 8 hours of videos related to the topic. I forgot about it until about 2 days before it was due. You couldn't skip the videos. I used the HTML editor and found that the website pulled the videos from TH-cam. So, I copied the link of a 1 second TH-cam video and replaced the link. Now the 45 minute videos were 1 second long and there were no questions to them, only surveys about the video. So I had everything done in about 15 minutes. Felt like a king
So my college had a meal plan where you had meals entries that were just for entrance main dining hall, food debit (money used to buy stuff on campus), and then something called a meal option. A meal option could be used to get into the dining hall as if it was a meal entry or it could be used to pay for 6.70 dollars as if it was food debit. One day i went to the corner store (basically a convenience store in the dorm tunnels) and bought some food things that totaled just under 2 meal options so i bought it using 2 of them at the register. Later in the week I went online to check my meal debit balance but noticed I had 1 more meal option left for the week than I should. It turned out that whenever I bought 2 meal options worth of stuff at the register, it only docked me 1 from my balance. I just had to make sure it was under 13.40. The rest of that year I was about to get more value out of my meal plan.
I do the .02 gas too! Unfortunately now most stations want you to pre-pay and they will ring you in for exact amount that will be be pumped so it's getting to ve a rare thing now but it was satisfying while it lasted.
My friend went to pick up a package at the post office but didn't have his ID so they wouldn't give it to him. I walked in with my ID (and a completely different name) and asked for the same package. When they asked about our different surnames, I said we were step brothers. My friend was very happy to see his packages lmao
In fairness, if you arrive 7 minutes early and leave 7 minutes late, you might be paid for half an hour for 15 mins, but it's not a terrible deal for the company if you actually work since they have to pay time and a half anyway. Even if you are taking a dump in the final 7 minutes, that means you aren't doing so while otherwise on the clock, so the company is still gaining 15 mins of pure productive work.
i got my first car at 16 sixteen a particular gas station in my town didn't get along with my debit card it would act like i was charged but it never charged me this went on for over 2 years
I'm from the Philippines. Back in 2008, I was in high school and would take any kind of school related paperwork. Our teacher was quite savvy and knows just enough how to check if someone copies from the internet, esp Wikipedia. What I did wad use simple english Wiki and change some words in beginning of paragraphs with an online thesaurus. Printing one page in net cafes cost ₱10 a page. So I charged ₱9. Usually i charge ₱150 per work. But little did they know I have an injectable ink printer that costs way less to print. Basically, my profit was 1000% and the teach couldn't figure out how even the dumbest can write so well. I've done this with other subjects and sections as well.
first story from a guy I knew he failed an excercise in military training, and got backtrooped when you get backtrooped you have to go around getting stamps from various people for paperwork moving into a new troop he got half the paperwork filled saying what troop he was going into, but not the stamps for going into that troop so he just went home one weekend we were allowed out, waited 2 weeks and came back and got the rest of the paperwork filled out in the new troop skipped 2 entire excercises, never got caught, I think he would have ended up kicked out at best or military prison at worst worked at amazon after getting medicaly discharged made friends with a guy who was exmilitary, we both hated it and dident care about being fired we started realising that you can clock in and out on your phone so we would both just leave an hour early as the new shift was coming in and spoof our GPS data but you had to be there in person to clock in so what we started doing was going to work, clocking in, then would leave while others were still ariving, go home, sleep, and then go back at the end of shift because they patched the GPS spoofing thing we would still regularly go in so people dident notice what we were doing but just leave at break they started locking tha gates and making the gate guards check anyone who was leaving early guy brings a pair of bolt croppers, cuts a hole in the fence and we would just crawl down the drainage ditch so we dident get seen we both agreed that amazons security for keeping people in was significantly better than any of out military bases security for keeping people out or in
We had a clock-in/out system at a job I worked at 20 years ago.. we were working shifts with a 2-day early, 2-day late, 2-day night and then 4 days off-rotation.. I was always working with the same colleagues, so we decided that when we have morning shifts, one would have the key cards for two employees and would clock both in (started at 7 when it was extremely quiet, but no manager ever arrived before 8:30 and we always ensured the other would be in by 8).. then when we had late-shift (until 11pm, but of course the managers left around 6pm the latest) the one who came in early in the morning shift could leave an hour earlier and the other person would clock both out.. this way each of us had to work about an hour less each day with exception of night shift, when we usually took turns sleeping..
12:09 "How the hell did you return the warranty?" Those warranties are essentially nothing more than insurance contracts. You simply opt to cancel the contract, which you can legally do with most any contract within a certain period of time after signing.
In high school I failed my driving class. My dad and I went to the dmv to try again but brought along my failed test. The lady took the exam from us and didn’t really look at it. She said I didn’t need to take a test since I already took it. I almost stopped her but dad elbowed me.
When i was 11 i remember Reese's had scratchers on the paper that the candy sits on. I swear every other one i got would give you a free reeses only got 5 bucks cash from them but must of had like 30 free ones before the promo ended
When the schools are actively trying to close multi degree looked you know the only interest they have in mind for their students is their student loan interest.
started to sign up for a gym online, there wasn’t any deal, filled in all the info and closed it out before completing the sign up a day later they sent sent me a promo via email because they thought I was no longer interested
i used to cheat school systems a lot one time i asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and went outside the building and for like 2 hours just walking in circles there and when i came back inside the teacher told me to stay in class during break time and she tried to talk to me about how im not learning anything and not giving an f about the fact that it would be really scary if a kid went to the bathroom and not come back for like 2 hours i just sat there listening to her talking not thinking much of it and i feel weird about it to this day about a year later
Cheap company cancelled "Hero pay" so instead they gave 100 in employee shopper cards... it covered gift cards if you bought something with it.. was nice to get a mini shopping spree on ebay or amazon. They caught on and fixed it when second one rolled around and by time 3rd roll came out they no longer even cover tax. They so lame
When I was a kid the school gave us a magazine to go around showing people items to buy, well let's just say they never received any items and I collected the cash
In high school (2014-2018), I was god awful terrible at math, however, there was a bit of a loophole even if you never did your homework and simply guessed the right answers on tests and quizzes. it was easy to pass. Just pray to get a teacher that doesn't check your work but instead asks how many questions you got right. If they don't make you prove it- you're clear. If they do... you're fucked. Also make sure they sure they don't care if you have a calculator. (It's 2022 people, everyone has a phone with a calculator if they can afford to go to school) having a teacher who has a reputation for passing the kids who are just going to have to repeat the class is your best option.
Simple. I knew that if I was willing to do a few chores when mum was sick enough, or stressed with work; I could do a bit for a whole ass day or two free from school. (I’m pretty sure you don’t know how hellish school is for a fat queer paigan kid in a largely Christian school-district with damn near every fucking stereotype infesting the halls)
If you go to Taco casa order a super burrito with no lettuce. They'll give you twice the amount in one burrito in order to make it look as big as one with lettuce. Eagles which means technically you get about to burritos for the price of one.
Oh, I could have graduated from hs at 15 due to taking summer classes for funsies and running start (college classes in hs). Then we moved. Not even to a new school district. Not all of my credits could transfer...I was going to have to repeat most all of the classes, no exception. It was then that I realized that it's all bullshit. :)
I cheated life When i knew that the next or current day would be boring I would purposefully give myself a headache from dehydration. (Not too dehydrated though). Because of the headache I would feel meh and also not feel bored and the day went by a lot faster. Then afterwards I would drink water and feel better. This ACTUALLY WORKS THO
So how would you know when the next day would be boring?? It’s not like you can tell the future. And even if you get a “gut feeling” that’s not going to be correct most of the times. And purposely dehydrating yourself can cause some serious and permanent health problems when you get older. I recommend you probably stop before you regret it.
Technical weather planned on Friday after 2pm lasts 3 hours take a u-turn to the railway station trough a backstreet of the office, long wknd 3 hrs free wages I was working for millionaires with real estate so I gave m some of there own…shitty job…
14:49, houseofmatt, you mad lad...no, seriously, if I was your male parental unit, a.k.a., what other people call your father, I would have legitimately allowed you to be emancipated, not because I hated you or did not care about you, but because you were so smart in taking care of yourself like that, and, as a bonus, prior to that, I would have either taught you personally, or brought you to other people that were better equipped to teach you better than myself (but I would have also made sure that they were not some sort of scumbag that would have taken advantage of you or harmed you in any sort of way), how to legitimately be self-sufficient, to live on your own, and to have some plans and skills that could help you either towards a career path in your life or an actual job that you would love. Also, here are some things that you never considered and they are since you were emancipated, that means that you would not be able to have your parents do stupid things like parent-teacher conferences, you could be treated like an adult, and, should some power tripping student or teacher try to hurt or punish you, well, that student or teacher would be in some hot water for a whole host of charges, most notably assault and harassment.
24:09, and if this sort of thing was happening in the COVID-19 pandemic/plandemic that is happening right now, then no one would be the wiser and no one would dare to be arguing against your free education plan, as well as free money, anyway.
14:04, but they could not stop you from removing the tape from the booklet, let alone hear it, once you got home now, could they? You obviously did not take advantage of the system like that when you had the perfect opportunity to do so against those morons.
well steam needs our bday to sign up so hell yeah imma get lazy and just pick the oldest year on the list. and for some reason it saves that one but not my normal bday when i wasnt to lazy to put that in >.> gg steam
I literally struggled all my life and wonna settlement from a bus accident, I. Got about £3000.00 so I invested it Nd then combined £3000.00 and borrowed £7,000.00 and invested in crypto and ever since then they've character sniped me constantly. I have less than £80 to live on and I am being set up.ny the courts. I just want to live my life and have a bankncardz I never ited any crime whatsoever. Why is this even happening when I have been clean for 8 years ffs
I once sent a letter by putting my address as the “To” address and my friends address as the “From” address, then I dropped it in a public mailbox without a stamp. They “returned” it to her postage due.
watching these videos as a teenager makes me realize how little i know about the real world
im 16 btw not a little 12 year old rat skittering the internet
Tbh, the sooner you realize, the better. You don't want to wake up at your 30th birthday and be like "wait, what?"
I'm sure there's a lot of adults here learning just as much too tbh
@@riccardocalosso5688 that is simple truth!
You will later learn that it doesn't matter what age you are. Still not going to know wtf is going on, etc. You'll probably learn that later in life tho...and will look up and beat yourself up for caring lol.
as a kid, i couldn't figure out how to tell the good people that i can trust from the bad people that wanted to stab people in the back. my solution was to hide tape recorders everywhere to record conversations of people when i was not present, then retrieving the tapes and hearing what people were REALLY saying in private. I quickly mastered the art of distinguishing between good and bad people so that i no longer need secretly record anyone. i can tell just from how they present themselves to me now.
I'm glad you learned to distinguish the people without having to record them, since recording someone in secret might be illegal, depending on your local laws.
Yes. This is a very true story
When me and my mom were going to church one Sunday I grabbed a chocolate milk form the fridge we then went to Dunkin Donuts and I got my usually three chocolate frosted donuts my mom then asked me if I wanted something to drink knowing that I had one chocolate milk that I grabbed from home when we left the house I asked to get a chocolate milk at the end I ended up with three donuts and two chocolate milks I the told her about what I did
No one is really good or bad, its also not just 2 sides, its more of a spectrum, you must be judging these people based off what you deem good and bad.
I can say what you did is unethical but that doesn't mean you're a bad person in general.
@@sworddash2365 😂 Oh ye of little faith.. But yeah, I'm not buying it either.
I once worked at a store that only gave their employee discounts on one day of the year. It was a 40% discount. I purchased something and it broke about a week later. I went to a different location to return it, and they gave me a full price refund without realizing it was bought on discount day. I gained money from the return XD
In High School, they sent us home the first day with a stack of paperwork for our parents. One of the pieces of paper was a "signature card" for the attendance office. Gambling that no one was going to check ALL the new signature cards that flooded the attendance desk, I quietly removed the card from the pack and signed it myself with a reasonable facsimile of my mothers handwriting. No one ever said a thing, and I never had an attendance issue that my parents needed to be bothered dealing with...
My 6th grade year we had a “word of your year” basically what you were going to work on or focus on in the new year, and by some miracle I got to keep my word. It was “cheese”
I became a high ranking part of the government and a trillionaire.
You became a high ranking part of the government and got ultra high definition rich and you were able to spare time to win four 20 oz. Dr. Pepper bottles? r/quityourbullshit
@@Phlorochyll I think it's a joke mate, if they were a trillionaire we'd know
7:06, I remember one time when Dr. Pepper had such a contest. I wound up winning four 20 oz. Dr. Pepper bottles that day. I think that the particular contest happened in around 1990 or so.
Remember when companies actually put out contests with prizes you actually would want? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
In 8th grade, I had a tech class where if I deleted the correct elements on an online tech virtual class, I could skip straight to the test past an hour of work, and then again use inspect element to see which of the answers = Correct in the HTML code. Did it for the whole year without anyone knowing.
_To be fair,_ the fact that you could do that I think implies you have a strong enough understanding of technology, the logical thinking skills, and ingenuity to have passed the class proper should you have chosen to.
The only good thing inspect element did to me was to fool my parents with my homework, there was 14 assignments i still haven't done, did some inspect element and turned the 14 into a 0, tho i tried my best not to refresh the pages since it would reset the thing i did
I use to work at a TJX store. It was my first ever job, but those stores are completely disorganized and often trashed. So it's pretty easy to lose stuff like tags so anyway, if I wanted to buy a clothing item or something fancy I'd make sure to find another iitem with the same tag so the code in the register would ring up the same label. So I would be buying $70 CK jackets using $5 CK sock labels. We had alot of young ppl working there, so it was easy to get away with some stuff.
So you were a thief.
@@uuouuo5480 Are we not talking about cheating the system?😅
Due to various reasons, I wasn't able to finish high school at a, well, school, so I basically took special courses where I would just go take the exams while I studied on my own. When I had a chance to enter college, I was still missing the credits for one class, so I just said my ceritificate was still being processed and they allowed me to start my classes. I actually finished my last high school test during my first month of college.
I guess the fact that the bureaucracy in Mexico is notoriously bad helped my case.
When I was in middle I was to focused on my social life and didn’t really apply myself to my school work, to the point were i passed with just enough Cs to make it to high school, during the summer break before entering high school I decided it was best to put myself through homeschooling to avoid getting absurd by my social life (I was by no means a popular kid but I would get to focused on friends and blow off school work) when I got into the homeschooling program I was told that I would have to “classes” at a time…and core class and a elective…the classes consisted of fill in the blank packets…each year I would take teachers assistant as a elective…the teacher would put me to grade other students packets and I would write down the answer to the classes I would take later and use those to pass my classes… I would make sure to always miss a couple of answers on each chapter of the packets so I wouldn’t set off any red flags…I literally made it through high school because of that
At 20:20, our time clock does the same thing. I always clock in a few minutes after my target so it rounds my clock in time down, and clock out just a few minutes before my target, so it rounds it up. But they work us into the dirt, and I make sure to stay caught up on my tickets. No shame.
I use my college email to pay next to nothing for Amazon prime. I haven’t taken a class since 2018
I wonder if I can (after 15 years) tell of the time me and my entire college class got free food from a university's canteen after we discovered they sold steak, lobster and all sorts? Despite us not being students there, we managed to do this for almost six months before they changed to a ID card style payment and it all ended
Mcdonalds: if you like Mayo but your burger doesn't come with it, don't add it on the order. Make your order as is and then ask for a mayo packet. It saves 20-40 cents a burger.
I parked at airport for a week. Got back from my trip took an Uber from terminal to parking lot had Uber driver get new ticket and back out paid as if I was just there for 5 minutes BING BONG
We used to sell newspapers in town. We would go to the newspaper company, pay 10 cents a paper and sell them for 25 cents
Imagine my happiness when I realized I could put a quarter into the machine and get a whole stack of papers for 25 cents.
Now Imagine my sadness and stupidity as I told the people at the newspaper place how smart I was to figure out this brilliant loophole. Luckily I was 6-7 years old and they had no wish to prosecute for theft, but I got a taking to that day for sure.
Can also neither confirm nor deny whether I continued to do it. My...memory is a bit hazy.
Back when I graduated high school, my mom essentially tried to force me to go to college. But I did not want to go to college at the time, I wanted to take an off year and see what was good. I still enrolled and took the cheapest class. As part of being a student at that college, they give you a clipper card that gets you free bus or light rail rides for as long as you're enrolled. What I didn't know, was that it lasted 4 years regardless of whether or not you stayed in the class. So even after my $100 class expired after the quarter, I had 4 years worth of free bus rides and free train rides which are usually $5 for a day pass. That's $7,300 worth of free rides on the system if I went everyday. (which i mostly did until I got a car)
That rewards card thing for the gas is actually something that we did at a walmart I worked at. If they didn't have the membership or whatever the promotion thing was then one of my coworkers just scanned their card. What ever it was, it was something that could give a random discount so some people randomly got discounted purchases.
I guess that was more of a "Using the system to spread the good will" than just cheating the system though.
Had a lot of friends across the country. So i Used to phreak payphones. Would charge a third party collect call to the pay phone next to me, by pretending to be my roommate(who didn't exist) to accept the charges.
I got out of an extended class by chilling in the bathroom for the entire duration and showing back up at the end. Told the teacher I had been constipated for two days and no other questions were asked.
I was a freshman in high school in a science class that had a long term assignment. Part of the assignment was to watch a total of something like 8 hours of videos related to the topic. I forgot about it until about 2 days before it was due. You couldn't skip the videos. I used the HTML editor and found that the website pulled the videos from TH-cam. So, I copied the link of a 1 second TH-cam video and replaced the link. Now the 45 minute videos were 1 second long and there were no questions to them, only surveys about the video. So I had everything done in about 15 minutes. Felt like a king
Definitely did the "flip the bottle upside to read under the cap" free drink thing too. We didn't pay for soda for a long time.
I do so love how this voice pronounces Walmart as 'wommit'.
16:59, but what if you legitimately DO have a birthday on New Years Day, though?
So my college had a meal plan where you had meals entries that were just for entrance main dining hall, food debit (money used to buy stuff on campus), and then something called a meal option. A meal option could be used to get into the dining hall as if it was a meal entry or it could be used to pay for 6.70 dollars as if it was food debit. One day i went to the corner store (basically a convenience store in the dorm tunnels) and bought some food things that totaled just under 2 meal options so i bought it using 2 of them at the register. Later in the week I went online to check my meal debit balance but noticed I had 1 more meal option left for the week than I should. It turned out that whenever I bought 2 meal options worth of stuff at the register, it only docked me 1 from my balance. I just had to make sure it was under 13.40. The rest of that year I was about to get more value out of my meal plan.
I do the .02 gas too! Unfortunately now most stations want you to pre-pay and they will ring you in for exact amount that will be be pumped so it's getting to ve a rare thing now but it was satisfying while it lasted.
my iq has expanded
My friend went to pick up a package at the post office but didn't have his ID so they wouldn't give it to him. I walked in with my ID (and a completely different name) and asked for the same package. When they asked about our different surnames, I said we were step brothers. My friend was very happy to see his packages lmao
In fairness, if you arrive 7 minutes early and leave 7 minutes late, you might be paid for half an hour for 15 mins, but it's not a terrible deal for the company if you actually work since they have to pay time and a half anyway. Even if you are taking a dump in the final 7 minutes, that means you aren't doing so while otherwise on the clock, so the company is still gaining 15 mins of pure productive work.
Thank you so much for your video.
i got my first car at 16 sixteen a particular gas station in my town didn't get along with my debit card it would act like i was charged but it never charged me this went on for over 2 years
I'm from the Philippines. Back in 2008, I was in high school and would take any kind of school related paperwork. Our teacher was quite savvy and knows just enough how to check if someone copies from the internet, esp Wikipedia. What I did wad use simple english Wiki and change some words in beginning of paragraphs with an online thesaurus. Printing one page in net cafes cost ₱10 a page. So I charged ₱9. Usually i charge ₱150 per work. But little did they know I have an injectable ink printer that costs way less to print. Basically, my profit was 1000% and the teach couldn't figure out how even the dumbest can write so well. I've done this with other subjects and sections as well.
The £700-£800, on his yearly wage was the Co-op. I'd bet.
first story from a guy I knew
he failed an excercise in military training, and got backtrooped
when you get backtrooped you have to go around getting stamps from various people for paperwork moving into a new troop
he got half the paperwork filled saying what troop he was going into, but not the stamps for going into that troop
so he just went home one weekend we were allowed out, waited 2 weeks and came back and got the rest of the paperwork filled out in the new troop
skipped 2 entire excercises, never got caught, I think he would have ended up kicked out at best or military prison at worst
worked at amazon after getting medicaly discharged
made friends with a guy who was exmilitary, we both hated it and dident care about being fired
we started realising that you can clock in and out on your phone so we would both just leave an hour early as the new shift was coming in and spoof our GPS data
but you had to be there in person to clock in
so what we started doing was going to work, clocking in, then would leave while others were still ariving, go home, sleep, and then go back at the end of shift because they patched the GPS spoofing thing
we would still regularly go in so people dident notice what we were doing but just leave at break
they started locking tha gates and making the gate guards check anyone who was leaving early
guy brings a pair of bolt croppers, cuts a hole in the fence and we would just crawl down the drainage ditch so we dident get seen
we both agreed that amazons security for keeping people in was significantly better than any of out military bases security for keeping people out or in
We had a clock-in/out system at a job I worked at 20 years ago.. we were working shifts with a 2-day early, 2-day late, 2-day night and then 4 days off-rotation.. I was always working with the same colleagues, so we decided that when we have morning shifts, one would have the key cards for two employees and would clock both in (started at 7 when it was extremely quiet, but no manager ever arrived before 8:30 and we always ensured the other would be in by 8).. then when we had late-shift (until 11pm, but of course the managers left around 6pm the latest) the one who came in early in the morning shift could leave an hour earlier and the other person would clock both out.. this way each of us had to work about an hour less each day with exception of night shift, when we usually took turns sleeping..
"How did you return the warranty?"
Better question: why the hell are you getting charged for the warranty in the first place!?
12:09 "How the hell did you return the warranty?" Those warranties are essentially nothing more than insurance contracts. You simply opt to cancel the contract, which you can legally do with most any contract within a certain period of time after signing.
In high school I failed my driving class. My dad and I went to the dmv to try again but brought along my failed test. The lady took the exam from us and didn’t really look at it. She said I didn’t need to take a test since I already took it. I almost stopped her but dad elbowed me.
I told the school I was emancipated at 16 so I could check out anytime I wanted. It was great. They never asked for paperwork.
When i was 11 i remember Reese's had scratchers on the paper that the candy sits on. I swear every other one i got would give you a free reeses only got 5 bucks cash from them but must of had like 30 free ones before the promo ended
It was Coca-Cola, and also the beginning of a three decade long relationship with caffeine.
When the schools are actively trying to close multi degree looked you know the only interest they have in mind for their students is their student loan interest.
started to sign up for a gym online, there wasn’t any deal, filled in all the info and closed it out before completing the sign up
a day later they sent sent me a promo via email because they thought I was no longer interested
i used to cheat school systems a lot
one time i asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and went outside the building and for like 2 hours just walking in circles there and when i came back inside the teacher told me to stay in class during break time and she tried to talk to me about how im not learning anything and not giving an f about the fact that it would be really scary if a kid went to the bathroom and not come back for like 2 hours
i just sat there listening to her talking not thinking much of it and i feel weird about it to this day about a year later
Cheap company cancelled "Hero pay" so instead they gave 100 in employee shopper cards... it covered gift cards if you bought something with it.. was nice to get a mini shopping spree on ebay or amazon. They caught on and fixed it when second one rolled around and by time 3rd roll came out they no longer even cover tax. They so lame
When I was a kid the school gave us a magazine to go around showing people items to buy, well let's just say they never received any items and I collected the cash
23:26, not if I dig up some juicy dirt on their executives first.
In high school (2014-2018), I was god awful terrible at math, however, there was a bit of a loophole even if you never did your homework and simply guessed the right answers on tests and quizzes. it was easy to pass. Just pray to get a teacher that doesn't check your work but instead asks how many questions you got right. If they don't make you prove it- you're clear. If they do... you're fucked. Also make sure they sure they don't care if you have a calculator. (It's 2022 people, everyone has a phone with a calculator if they can afford to go to school) having a teacher who has a reputation for passing the kids who are just going to have to repeat the class is your best option.
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This jackass also returned that man's paycheck.
Simple. I knew that if I was willing to do a few chores when mum was sick enough, or stressed with work; I could do a bit for a whole ass day or two free from school. (I’m pretty sure you don’t know how hellish school is for a fat queer paigan kid in a largely Christian school-district with damn near every fucking stereotype infesting the halls)
If you go to Taco casa order a super burrito with no lettuce. They'll give you twice the amount in one burrito in order to make it look as big as one with lettuce. Eagles which means technically you get about to burritos for the price of one.
Join aarp, you can actually join at any age and you get most of the perks when you’re under 50
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Oh, I could have graduated from hs at 15 due to taking summer classes for funsies and running start (college classes in hs). Then we moved. Not even to a new school district. Not all of my credits could transfer...I was going to have to repeat most all of the classes, no exception. It was then that I realized that it's all bullshit. :)
I cheated life
When i knew that the next or current day would be boring I would purposefully give myself a headache from dehydration. (Not too dehydrated though). Because of the headache I would feel meh and also not feel bored and the day went by a lot faster. Then afterwards I would drink water and feel better. This ACTUALLY WORKS THO
So how would you know when the next day would be boring?? It’s not like you can tell the future. And even if you get a “gut feeling” that’s not going to be correct most of the times. And purposely dehydrating yourself can cause some serious and permanent health problems when you get older. I recommend you probably stop before you regret it.
Seek help brotherman.
How is the college one a loophole and why do they want to close it? You did the classes, why would you not deserve the decree?
At seventh grade cuz I did the work the only thing I got was called home my aunt disregarded because she knew that particular teacher was a b****
notecards
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Technical weather planned on Friday after 2pm lasts 3 hours take a u-turn to the railway station trough a backstreet of the office, long wknd 3 hrs free wages I was working for millionaires with real estate so I gave m some of there own…shitty job…
The degree thing was cool I guess but those degrees are all worthless
I became a Black guy in my PG application cos u had to score more marks than if u called urself South Asian.
14:49, houseofmatt, you mad lad...no, seriously, if I was your male parental unit, a.k.a., what other people call your father, I would have legitimately allowed you to be emancipated, not because I hated you or did not care about you, but because you were so smart in taking care of yourself like that, and, as a bonus, prior to that, I would have either taught you personally, or brought you to other people that were better equipped to teach you better than myself (but I would have also made sure that they were not some sort of scumbag that would have taken advantage of you or harmed you in any sort of way), how to legitimately be self-sufficient, to live on your own, and to have some plans and skills that could help you either towards a career path in your life or an actual job that you would love. Also, here are some things that you never considered and they are since you were emancipated, that means that you would not be able to have your parents do stupid things like parent-teacher conferences, you could be treated like an adult, and, should some power tripping student or teacher try to hurt or punish you, well, that student or teacher would be in some hot water for a whole host of charges, most notably assault and harassment.
24:09, and if this sort of thing was happening in the COVID-19 pandemic/plandemic that is happening right now, then no one would be the wiser and no one would dare to be arguing against your free education plan, as well as free money, anyway.
14:04, but they could not stop you from removing the tape from the booklet, let alone hear it, once you got home now, could they? You obviously did not take advantage of the system like that when you had the perfect opportunity to do so against those morons.
You can't bring the booklet home. You have to give it back before you leave the testing site.
I got 2 degrees in 2 years :)
And due to my job, i've since taken individual courses sufficient for another 3 :)))
well steam needs our bday to sign up so hell yeah imma get lazy and just pick the oldest year on the list. and for some reason it saves that one but not my normal bday when i wasnt to lazy to put that in >.> gg steam
yall so clever
😭 I didn't enjoy this video because I'm terrible at maths!
I'M NOT TELLING ANYONE.
Good to see the consumers fucking over the businesses for once.
22:12, YAHWEH EL ELOHIM says otherwise.
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I literally struggled all my life and wonna settlement from a bus accident, I. Got about £3000.00 so I invested it Nd then combined £3000.00 and borrowed £7,000.00 and invested in crypto and ever since then they've character sniped me constantly. I have less than £80 to live on and I am being set up.ny the courts.
I just want to live my life and have a bankncardz I never ited any crime whatsoever. Why is this even happening when I have been clean for 8 years ffs
I just used Google. As did everyone