If Atheists Ruled the World

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 มี.ค. 2009
  • All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.
    www.fstdt.net

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  • @5raptorboy1
    @5raptorboy1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY
    THAT DNA ISN'T REAL?

    • @tiagogollo.1894
      @tiagogollo.1894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +5raptorboy1 Kkkk desoxyribonucleic acid, would desolve everything... kkkkk That is a joke to anyone past basic school and just a little bit honest about the world that surrounds one.

    • @Spencinator_
      @Spencinator_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tiago Goll O. kkk?

    • @tiagogollo.1894
      @tiagogollo.1894 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spencer Launey ?

    • @Spencinator_
      @Spencinator_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tiago Goll O. why did you keep saying "kkkkk"?

    • @tiagogollo.1894
      @tiagogollo.1894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Spencer Launey I don't know, kkkkk.

  • @kristinaplays2924
    @kristinaplays2924 10 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    People who say a country wouldn't do well without God have never been to Sweden. Or Finland. Or Norway.

    • @beneaththesurface5327
      @beneaththesurface5327 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      of course and they had gods every culture on planet earth had a god no exception

    • @Saicopaz
      @Saicopaz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, they are getting god judgement through immigrants.

    • @kristinaplays2924
      @kristinaplays2924 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd rather have those people come here and not having being blown to bits in their homeland

    • @Somone_final_final_v2
      @Somone_final_final_v2 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jorge nitales I can't tell if joking or not haha.

    • @kristinaplays2924
      @kristinaplays2924 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's probably not

  • @khastexe1692
    @khastexe1692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    I know it's satire but the fact that many Christians I debate have actually claimed these things is still astounding to me

    • @unusedaccount8094
      @unusedaccount8094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How? I believe because there’s literally no reason not to. Every so often I say a prayer asking for forgiveness. After that I can do whatever. Within reason of course. ( I.E. No mass genocide )

    • @imdeadserious6102
      @imdeadserious6102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tactical Doge its a waste of time and distracting from real life. That's why. Edit: if people are happy believing then i don't give a damn if they do what they want. But when they bring it into a debate they deserve their ass to be ripped apart. God has no part in logic and science and that's that.

    • @imdeadserious6102
      @imdeadserious6102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      xaviu5 yes. Very correct. Until they act like there's things that prove people should be religious. I dont care if people believe. But acting like its fact and trying to tell other people as such shows a severe lack of logical skills which is arguably a sign of lower intelligence to some. I'm not saying they're dumb, but certainly lack critical thinking skills if they think there's real evidence for it.

    • @cazek445
      @cazek445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maniacal Ghoul Then you're just meeting the wrong Christians.

    • @corneliusboof9263
      @corneliusboof9263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xaviu5 the most insulting thing you just said, is misspelling “atheists”

  • @dr.pepper9222
    @dr.pepper9222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The deoxyribonucleic acid statement was hilarious

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wanted to kill myself when I heard that

    • @celiajeridini9986
      @celiajeridini9986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The dumbest thing I have heard

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That definitely made me laugh but then it made me sad that people actually think shit like that.

    • @troywinters8208
      @troywinters8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s satire

    • @eila2635
      @eila2635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This kinda stuff is my shit. Ive straight up heard like half of those arguments from christians just in passing conversation.

  • @flair541
    @flair541 9 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    This is a parody, right?

    • @CookieDynamics
      @CookieDynamics 9 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      The people in the video are actors, but they are saying things Christians actually said in forums.
      So the content is real, but the video itself is a parody.

    • @flair541
      @flair541 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Pandoras Apple How are people this dumb?

    • @CookieDynamics
      @CookieDynamics 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Brainwashing someone since they are little kids can really blurry one's perception of the world.
      It's sad...but it's often the case for many religious people.
      It isn't that they are dumb, they are just conditioned into a doctrine that threats them with eternal torment if they dare question it...

    • @flair541
      @flair541 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pandoras Apple damn...

    • @pbrower2a1
      @pbrower2a1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** It's what some fundamentalist Christians really believe. Believe it or burn. Atheists would never shield their children from destructive, amoral behavior.
      Some people don't realize the stupidity of what they put on the web. Eventually you catch them in great hypocrisy or contradiction.

  • @ijustchokedonamarble
    @ijustchokedonamarble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    The thing is...these guys are atheists, but these are real things people HAVE said.

    • @dulce9964
      @dulce9964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only some people, by what I mean that only little

    • @TWWH2015
      @TWWH2015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's sad that people believe this is what all Christians are like

    • @stervenityvirgo1911
      @stervenityvirgo1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Abdhi Rahman Sallah Mohammed it's sad because alot of them are like this lol good majority actually

    • @ateoforever7434
      @ateoforever7434 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Olivia Stilley Oh !...now, they are atheists....that's creatards behaviour....

    • @stervenityvirgo1911
      @stervenityvirgo1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ateo forever it was said off of a Christian website the atheists are actors bro lol

  • @natp8387
    @natp8387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Dug this up in 2018. If you guys decided to recreate this almost a decade later, you would be finding the EXACT same lines. How sad is that?

    • @shanzydacunt8953
      @shanzydacunt8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      very unfortunate

    • @cheydr9727
      @cheydr9727 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny, some christian's said many things you hear in this video yesterday.

    • @asdasd-be5ww
      @asdasd-be5ww 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atheists are basically not any better than a hundred years ago either. Your tribe is just as shit as the other one. If not worse considering these are fringe arguments, while atheists seems to be getting more and more radical.

    • @shanehull6235
      @shanehull6235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s been going for thousands of years and we still keep taking huge backwards steps into religion and faith (Faith) belief in something without sufficient evidence. The earth is flat god is real the world is only 6k years old people are immortal theory’s and evidence against what I say is made up miracles and fairies exist my faith in humanity however no longer dose 😂 jk I’m getting there though

    • @shanehull6235
      @shanehull6235 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      asd asd atheists are not a group of people that share a belief like religious people why is that so hard to understand if I could help any religious person I think the best way is to provide them with a dictionary so they eventually understand the words they criticise through no other means than misuse

  • @bex--
    @bex-- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Wow, I was baffled by all the stawman arguments, but the real treasure of this video is the acting. I thought they were the one's holding that belief. Not reading a forum post.

    • @TheVeritableQuandary
      @TheVeritableQuandary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It pays to read the Description box

    • @anteconfig5391
      @anteconfig5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +bex
      Yea. In my opinion that's what makes this video so good. I love their acting. It reminds me of all the times christians would argue with me.
      You could really feel the passion emanating off their ignorant statements.

    • @bex--
      @bex-- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk why I got a notification for this now, but to address the first two:
      Did you only read half of my comment?

    • @TheVeritableQuandary
      @TheVeritableQuandary 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bex
      Ok. You got me. BUT, try to keep up with the ever changing aspects of YT. Now you get notified of more shit than ever.

    • @franklettering
      @franklettering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bex .
      ....have you ever wondered why ?
      Could it be you've been "trained" to HEAR rather than actually LISTEN.
      Your admitted "shock" at the realisation is a potential gateway to a broader awareness of the media in general.
      P S I hope your progress in self-awareness leads you to further insights .
      Best of luck.

  • @John-nk9tj
    @John-nk9tj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    If god created us from dust.. then how come we are not born dust?

    • @FoshuV
      @FoshuV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If we evolved from dust HOW IS THERE STILL DUST IN THE WORLD!?

    • @superskiier50
      @superskiier50 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Foshu Fosuki if the US came from England, how is there still an England?

    • @John-nk9tj
      @John-nk9tj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      evolution is a fact

    • @superskiier50
      @superskiier50 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      John B damn right.

    • @superskiier50
      @superskiier50 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heyward Shepherd actually, we can observe the big bang through experiments, and we have seen evolution take place in labs

  • @Omdullla
    @Omdullla 9 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    If god isn't real - who keeps the australians from falling off the eart?
    Christians: 1
    Atheists: 0

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You can almost say checkmate.

    • @teddyhanley4287
      @teddyhanley4287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      If we are all Gods children why was Jesus so special?

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Teddy Hanley If I know my Christian answers its because he really isn't his son, but God himself born as his own child. Just think about that for a second..... does it sound stupid? It sounds like that to me at least.

    • @teddyhanley4287
      @teddyhanley4287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes that sounds stupid

    • @acesteal3564
      @acesteal3564 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Gravity lmao! You've gotta be a troll! There is no way somebody is that dumb!
      Wait… religious people are that dumb… lol

  • @SixHundredAndSixtySix
    @SixHundredAndSixtySix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Showed my Christian friend this. He was just grinning at me saying, "I know, right? This is so true." I just shook my head, closed my laptop, and walked away. We are not friends anymore.

    • @acidandnitro
      @acidandnitro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      so u disregarded him and walked away? what does that make u then?

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It makes them a sensible human, who's had enough of tolerating religitards.

    • @d1g1taljester72
      @d1g1taljester72 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master Pole, just the bigots

    • @d1g1taljester72
      @d1g1taljester72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Austin B, a reasonable person. I would not want to hangout with someone that would believe the crap that those people are saying in this video.

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda seems like you set a trap.

  • @Nabium
    @Nabium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    this comment section be like
    "this is fake!!!!"
    then five people will explain how they didn't pay attention, and it was an act based on entries on a christian forum. then after those five explanation, someone comes in and says
    "yeah I know totally fake! it's like they're acting!"

  • @douglaslawrie3449
    @douglaslawrie3449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    the black robes thing XD.
    anyone remember the KK-
    shhhh
    what? you know the old christian group that-
    SHHHHH
    but isn-
    SHUT UP. LOGIC HURTS MY HEAD.

    • @tomyost7763
      @tomyost7763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Douglas Lawrie Right? Because atheists apparently only hate Christians, and want them to die. But you know, who cares about the KKK, its not like they killed people for other beliefs, or anything like that.

    • @shintopriestesskikyou5674
      @shintopriestesskikyou5674 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +It's Him i dont think you even know what an atheist is if you use that logic.

    • @tomyost7763
      @tomyost7763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Island Sky I was being sarcastic

    • @CameraMusicGuy
      @CameraMusicGuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo

    • @CameraMusicGuy
      @CameraMusicGuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo

  • @la-zh4231
    @la-zh4231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    So....this has been up for 7 years and people STILL don't know it's a joke and they were making fun of what they read on a Christian Website? Nice catching up Einsteins. BTW, Stliptivity, if you're still reading comments, funny stuff!

    • @sliptivity
      @sliptivity  8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Lori zh Every now and then ;)

    • @la-zh4231
      @la-zh4231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sliptivity Thanks for the reply, this made me laugh by the way, so thanks for that too :)

    • @MerikOTL
      @MerikOTL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thanks for clearing that up. I freaked out for a minute

    • @RockStarAz2009
      @RockStarAz2009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +1 !

    • @rock0795
      @rock0795 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lori zh Atheists are generally dumbfucks that cant see past sarcasm.They will gladly shit on Christianity any chance they get.

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Mice DNA is more similar to humans, than human DNA.
    Now read it aloud, but slowly.

  • @L4MIKAZ3
    @L4MIKAZ3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The guy in the beanie though, so ironic the fact he said atheist will wear the hoods and burn the christian when in the past. That's what exactly happened to the atheist.

    • @Droste-Frosty
      @Droste-Frosty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      G it's good to see smarter people in the comments

    • @Droste-Frosty
      @Droste-Frosty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      G a few places still do that

    • @troywinters8208
      @troywinters8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s also what the luciferian Freemasons do today to children

  • @MrJenssen
    @MrJenssen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The dude with the cap, explaining the world of atheism, haha that's fucking pure gold. I'm not even sure how he manages to keep a straight face, the camera men must be laughing their asses off. Guy should be a proper actor.

    • @SoulFlavor18
      @SoulFlavor18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would deadass watch a movie of his

    • @rahim.z8837
      @rahim.z8837 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Atheists Ruled the World. that day 18+ things will is simple.People will kill each other because this will be simple. İmmoral women will be everywhere.I think atheist rules will be but that day is doomsday.The end of the page...

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its hard to tell if things are sarcasm or honest opinions sometimes on the internet.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah I think this is one of those rare videos that should of been like 30mins log. Their 5-10min video - followed by the 20mins of out takes and bloopers.

    • @lukasribin4168
      @lukasribin4168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t he is own camera man?

  • @charmaps5
    @charmaps5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Is this why the internet invented facepalms?

    • @charmaps5
      @charmaps5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry
      Is this the reason why the people who frequently go on the internet invented the facepalm?

    • @shintopriestesskikyou5674
      @shintopriestesskikyou5674 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @charmaps5
      @charmaps5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Web -Trawler And? I already knew that it's kinda obvious

    • @charmaps5
      @charmaps5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Web -Trawler same here dude. just checking

    • @goosefishh
      @goosefishh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Artie Moss these are real. They are taken from a Christian website I think

  • @szfpa
    @szfpa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Willy Wonka said: blame it on the...
    P A R E N T S

  • @thomaswohl7375
    @thomaswohl7375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Don’t believe the scientists, who are actual people with evidence, believe an old book.

    • @iwillpunchyouruglyass
      @iwillpunchyouruglyass 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ludwig Grundberg i was about to point that out.

    • @baldur7470
      @baldur7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ludwig Grundberg Of course you just made up that number, like every atheists ever makes up new evidence against religion.

    • @iwillpunchyouruglyass
      @iwillpunchyouruglyass 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lost Its true though.

    • @lizziechoyce2019
      @lizziechoyce2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true. If christians are so positive that 'God' exists then why don't they stop relying on that shitty old fart of a book and use todays technology to find out and gain proof... Oh wait... God doesn't need proof! They just can't stop making exuses to not find any evidence as if they know deep down they would find God not to be real. I mean im 15 and I can tell you this.

    • @iWh15tl3
      @iWh15tl3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Bible is not just a book like you blatantly express it to be...the Bible is the word of the Living God. The reason you say such thing is because you deny God and do not read it yourself.

  • @jimmydeen1146
    @jimmydeen1146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Interviewer: Sir, do you believe in god?
    Person: Yes
    Interviewer: Do you believe in unicorns?
    Person: No
    Interviewer: And why is that?
    Person: Because I’ve never seen a unicorn.
    This video was pretty funny.

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Artem Novikov i can smell youre assburger

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wavium straight savage. Also, nice profile pic!

    • @malikkarlsen8586
      @malikkarlsen8586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A real unicorn is a one horned rhinoceros

    • @godbear2930
      @godbear2930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jimmy Deen
      Person: But why do you care what I believe?

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Artem Novikov Would you like some fries with that salt?

  • @Exile97
    @Exile97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    I Hope you guys know these guys are athiest, their just using sattire

    • @tommysalami8314
      @tommysalami8314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh

    • @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God
      @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yes, but the comments where real, this is mind boggling how can they be so ignorant.

    • @witchsabbath13
      @witchsabbath13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Chosen 1 of the nonexistent God it's a joke man. A giant joke.

    • @porkfrog2785
      @porkfrog2785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't know they were atheists, I just thought they were homosexuals

    • @Gericho49
      @Gericho49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A strong clue indicating that a dissenter is arguing from an untenable position is when insults and profane language is substituted for a coherent response. This is particular obvious when his opponent's character, rather than the content of an argument is challenged. As Bertrand Russell pointed out “ad hominem is the last ditch defence of the losing side.” Then again what would he say about the bitter, angry lost souls whose profanities litter YT religious forums like this?
      Clearly, atheism has vested interest in rejecting God. The abundant use of emotional diatribes and sheer lack of argumentation prove the issue is not intellectual, nor science related, but MORAL:

  • @MerlijnSurtel
    @MerlijnSurtel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Category *Education*

    • @wmiller2811
      @wmiller2811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Education on what nutters believe. Know thy enemy.

    • @heilpepe4102
      @heilpepe4102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ImThatGuy you are that guy

  • @brazilianhumanbean559
    @brazilianhumanbean559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I know this is satire but it scares me that there are actually people who think like this

  • @TheRubyRose
    @TheRubyRose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Satire at its best.

    • @Ornakeye
      @Ornakeye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This....

    • @MrHyroko
      @MrHyroko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ruby Rose the funniest thing..... is at the end it states that all of it is actual typed conversation on fundamentalist forums.

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ruby “Schnee” Rose This isn't satire. It says at the end that the things they say in the video are copied word for word from fundamentalist forums.

    • @bohrium8109
      @bohrium8109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rwby v3

    • @xceptamanbbornagainnokingd5836
      @xceptamanbbornagainnokingd5836 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ruby “Schnee” Rose guys wear skirts. that's satire at its best

  • @1harderthanyouthink
    @1harderthanyouthink 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I was done at: "I can sum it up in three words: evolution is a lie!"

    • @Master91474
      @Master91474 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just found it funny that he couldn't even count :)

    • @fallllenangel
      @fallllenangel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly what i was thinking :D :D

    • @ElfHostage
      @ElfHostage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i've seen this video 3 or 4 times and it wasn't until i read this i saw it wasn't 3 words.... i need to finish school

    • @tt30guy
      @tt30guy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      unless you don't count a as word so then it would be 3 words perspective

  • @dabunnyrabbit2620
    @dabunnyrabbit2620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I really don't care how god did, what he did. I just know he did it"
    I love that.

    • @j0hncon5tantine
      @j0hncon5tantine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I care..................
      GOD IS REAL AND CAN BE PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW!!!
      The biologically immortal organisms that lack senescence are already
      extremely great proof for God and his design but if you want more.....
      The 3 main forms of evidence that would be acceptable and legitimate in a
      court of law for the
      existence of God would be.....
      "Life after Death experience studies where people witness a creator God-
      " iands.org/resources/education/recommended-reading.html "
      " time.com/68381/life-beyond-death-the-science-of-the-afterlife-2/
      ", ..........
      Multiple Studies on the effectiveness of prayer from multiple religions
      involving a creator God
      like in the book "The Divine Matrix by Gregg Braden" "
      www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_13?url=search-alias
      %3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=divine
      +matrix+gregg+braden&sprefix=divine+matrix%2Cstripbooks
      %2C195&crid=3BXKVNJABO9OK " along with
      other such studies proving a positive co-relation, ...... Positive co-
      relation to prayer in a
      peer reviewed study..........
      jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/485161
      ............
      and scientific facts mentioned in the Bible before their human discovery by
      a divine influence,
      www.eternal-productions.org/101science.html .......
      For example…..
      1. The singing stars. Job 38:7 declares the morning stars sang together and
      all the sons of God shouted for joy. It sounds like a bit of Bible poetry
      but not much more. After all, stars shine, not sing, right? Well, it turns
      out scientists have been able to convert patterns from start light into
      audio wavelengths, according to Discovery News. The “amount of hiss” in the
      audio reportedly allows scientists to measure the surface gravity on a star
      and gauge where it is in its stellar evolution.
      2. Weight of the winds. In Job 28:25, we are told that God weighed out the
      wind. This one may be no more self-evident to us than it was to an ancient
      Israelite reader of this text. But, we know from modern science that air,
      since it does have mass, weighs something. You might be surprised to know
      how much though: an estimated one ton of air is weighing down on shoulders,
      according to this science site (which explains that we don’t feel it because
      the air is exerting its force in all directions). This is pretty basic stuff
      for modern scientists, but it’s quite a credit to the inerrancy of Scripture
      that the author of Job got it right so long ago (approximately in the second
      millennium BC).
      3. A massive fountain of water deep beneath the Earth!!! Genesis 7:11 "In
      the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth
      day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep
      broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened."
      www.thesun.co.uk/news/2242110/scientists-discovered-water-from-
      biblical-great-flood-in-worlds-deepest-hole/
      www.express.co.uk/news/weird/733026/Russia-science-Kola-borehole-
      Noah-floodwater-Bible-Genesis-theory-of-12
      creation.com/oceans-of-water-deep-inside-the-earth
      "Scientists dig the world’s deepest hole - and find ‘water from NOAH’S
      FLOOD’ at the bottom The revelation also reportedly "disproves the myth"
      that the earth is made up of dry rocky layers"
      All these would stand the scrutiny of a judge and jury for the case of a
      creator Gods existence
      and the legitimacy of the Christian Faith!!!
      But I am feeling generous so I will give you two more great forms of
      evidence, how about this
      book where a forensic officer who is atheist studies and researches the
      Bible to see if it proves
      a historical Jesus and if he was murdered wrongfully?
      Cold-Case Christianity: A Homicide Detective Investigates the Claims of the
      Gospels
      www.amazon.com/Cold-Case-Christianity-Homicide-Detective-
      Investigates/dp/1434704696,
      afterward he became Christian!!!
      Also, why don't you just pray to God yourself and ask him if he is real?
      What more can I say??? Then you would have
      personal evidence and proof of Gods interaction yourself.....
      I mean, there is actually way way way more evidence for God than this but it
      either would go over
      your head or you would not understand it properly and you would question it,
      but this is really
      solid evidence and proof I have given you up above that would hold up in a
      court of law........... if you decide to RUN from it, at
      least admit to yourself that is what you are doing........
      Do you believe your life, body, family and the ground you walk on are all a
      gift or something else? If you believe they are all something else then what
      do you think they all are then?

  • @SleepingGroke
    @SleepingGroke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    In other words, they claim morality came from a higher power...
    Correct me if I am wrong, but doesnt morality evolve in time with people to basically tell us what is beneficial for us as a croup? I mean, if we look back just about a hundred years, some things that are now bad were not considered problematic about a hundred years ago. Gods are basically something people came up with to explain the world, and after we managed to understand it with science, we started to get even more curious on how the universe works.

    • @cazek445
      @cazek445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sleeping Groke no it doesn't evolve with time... It evolves with revolutions, changes etc. And the reason why we don't worship everything what god says is because of the protestant church. Church, hear that good?, church.

    • @SleepingGroke
      @SleepingGroke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Class The Communist Not sure about you, but I don't worship any type of gods. That goes double for monoteistic religions. Instead, I believe in spirits of nature.

    • @cazek445
      @cazek445 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sleeping Groke worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.

    • @uhlan30
      @uhlan30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.*
      So?

    • @Kyo-uz1zi
      @Kyo-uz1zi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Class The Communist nigga.....that's time....*facepalm*

  • @arkaros0
    @arkaros0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He just described my atheist family, That's exactly what happens.

    • @JokuRandomPoju
      @JokuRandomPoju 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Roy oh, sorry.

    • @sakkeverewake
      @sakkeverewake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anton Holmberg I just lolled so hard, thanks mate :D

  • @Somone_final_final_v2
    @Somone_final_final_v2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    You guys realise this is satire, mocking fundamentalists right?

    • @FunFantasticFacts
      @FunFantasticFacts 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It just proves you are dumb

    • @Seargent363
      @Seargent363 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not exactly. These are REAL quotes, but they are only acting it out in the manner of fundamentalists.

    • @AApyrofreak
      @AApyrofreak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its word by word quotes from real christians.. The people in the video are actors though..

    • @Somone_final_final_v2
      @Somone_final_final_v2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would call that mocking via mimicry tbh.

    • @alfredpardoe3795
      @alfredpardoe3795 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its hilarious

  • @novaarogue8198
    @novaarogue8198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is fantastic satire. I've heard many ridiculous things from theists, but the DNA/acid dissolving thing I nearly gave up and drown myself in the kitchen sink.

  • @Throckmorpheus
    @Throckmorpheus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would've killed many many times"

  • @sub1469
    @sub1469 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    If you would literally kill people if you had no god then by all means STAY WITH A GOD and consult with a psychologist.

    • @GloomEmbraced
      @GloomEmbraced 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****
      Don't feel too bad about your "blunder". These are actors quoting what Christians have actually said and written. It would be helpful if the specific sources were quoted tho'.

    • @lightbeing8174
      @lightbeing8174 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonh Swanson any one who is losing faith in God just become an exorcist go in to the field of exorcism and possession not many take that path but I admire the one's who do you are close to my heart my favorite people

    • @nucleus691
      @nucleus691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This whole "im only good cuz religion and morals" thing is retarded as fuck. Dont be a good person for your own selfish reasons like going to heaven (which doesnt exist, f$ck off) be a good person because you actually want to be a decent person.

    • @lightbeing8174
      @lightbeing8174 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nucleaus what if you get possessed

    • @nucleus691
      @nucleus691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moth Man i dont think that happens. Everytime something supernatural happens it was recorded with a potato-500.

  • @m.b.0310
    @m.b.0310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    READ THE DESCRIPTION BOX

    • @charles7623
      @charles7623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfh. Education

    • @borismarkoreljic1175
      @borismarkoreljic1175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks

    • @ssenseaddict
      @ssenseaddict 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WATCH THE FUCKIN VIDEO

    • @ProdbyJason
      @ProdbyJason 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ma Eve oh shit this is real

    • @seignee
      @seignee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LolrpmBeats I knew this wasn't serious and the description and text at the end just makes it 999999999% more hilarious

  • @detectivel2231
    @detectivel2231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:20 :"I can say it up in 3 words:'Evolution is a lie'" 🤦
    Yeah creationists are very Smart 🙄

    • @baldur7470
      @baldur7470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      くださいあなたの心に従って It’s a skit boi

    • @warspite908
      @warspite908 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also something that creationists really say.

    • @euphoricatheist6694
      @euphoricatheist6694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good thing we atheists are smart enough to get the joke.
      Eh erm.

    • @tofudubuu8804
      @tofudubuu8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That person could’ve said “ *Evolution’s* a lie”, then it’d be 3 words.

  • @gog_magpie
    @gog_magpie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Religion existed 6000 years ago and barely explain 2 things , meanwhile modern science exist since 500 years ago and have tried to explain everything and understand everything

  • @patalootion
    @patalootion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'm a christian, and I know I should be mad at this, but its so unrealistic its fucking hilarious.

    • @velociraptor938
      @velociraptor938 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      patalootion While I am happy that you can see the irrationality in the structure and content of the dialog you may have missed that all of the text was taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums. While it most certainly is " fucking hilarious" it is in no was "unrealistic". These are arguments that those of us who chose to immerse ourselves in the fundamentalist sub-culture see quite often...

    • @patalootion
      @patalootion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its seems more like a generalization of all Christians, more than a display of fundamentalist views. While, yes it does show these people taking the words of the bible quite literally, it does not specifically say that they are fundamentalists. And I only meant toward certain parts, such as the acid comment, anyone with a 3rd grade education, understands that DNA, and RNA, will not melt your body.

    • @velociraptor938
      @velociraptor938 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      patalootion Once again, I am happy that you can see the errors in the arguments caricatured in the video. My only point was to say that these arguments are very realistic. As to not specifying that they were fundamentalist arguments I would point you to the description where it says "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums."
      You see I think we mostly agree that these are ridiculous arguments, but those arguments (and other irrational or unconvincing arguments) are all the skeptical ever get from deists. I recognize that there are different views on the bible and religion in general- some more rational than others. But in the end believing in a magical being that exists outside of the physical world but cares who you have sex with is something I would say is irrational. In fact, believing in magical beings in general is pretty irrational.
      I am not trying to antagonize you but (to me at least) it seems a little trite to say "These views on god are uninformed and ignorant of science, but mine are adequate and supported". Yes, some things like the acid comment show a lack of understanding of the principals in question, but what are the arguments or evidence that convinced you of your beliefs?

    • @patalootion
      @patalootion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow, uh, not gonna read all that.

    • @patalootion
      @patalootion 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you think it I didn't read it because it refutes me? lol We weren't even having an argument, that is if you bothered to read the comments, He was just educating me about something he thought I didn't know. And I was too tired to learn. And you obviously didn't even try to think here, because I had made it clear that I am not a fundamentalist, and I can't be a generalization, because it isn't an insult, as you used it, it is a concept.

  • @jona5820
    @jona5820 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oh, I was almost fooled there.

    • @TSFCaesar
      @TSFCaesar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i secound that!

  • @guardianofthegalaxy6902
    @guardianofthegalaxy6902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I know this is a joke, but it was physically painful to watch

  • @rogermwilcox
    @rogermwilcox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorites, which sadly never made it into FSTDT:
    "How could bulls evolve, if all bulls are male? It's your funeral, atheists."

  • @otto.x5328
    @otto.x5328 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Unless God descends from the sky and shows Himself we atheists will never believe He's real.

    • @kurikurimix49
      @kurikurimix49 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *she

    • @eeeaten
      @eeeaten 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ***** *shim

    • @kurikurimix49
      @kurikurimix49 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lolwut

    • @hansolbling8141
      @hansolbling8141 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FeedMoreNoobs But... if he comes down... don't we all die?

    • @yakumo961
      @yakumo961 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Genie That will never grant your wishes If he cums down, then yes. There will be a gigantic flood and we all die.

  • @theholypotato3762
    @theholypotato3762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    If God isn't real, why is there potato? Obviously a hooman didn't invention potato. Must be Jesus.
    Check me atheist

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ***** just trying to help and make feel emotion so feel god and you dont evil.

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** I not evil for so you should be not aswell because jesus loves and you is he loves.

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** hope really do i make you understand :3

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** maybe have google work not for but I do!

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** Oh lol I thought you knew I was trolling! Haha one point for sam here! I have no life lol!

  • @chiknnoodl8195
    @chiknnoodl8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The description makes it so much funnier

  • @lunatheluma3804
    @lunatheluma3804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    do these people actually think this is how atheists think?

    • @user-nh4kq9cs9s
      @user-nh4kq9cs9s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dagamerguyofawesome yes. Not most of them but yes.

    • @georgerepeki4965
      @georgerepeki4965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes cause they seek truth but all they can do is guess.

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am talking about the "let me paint a picture for you" part

    • @georgerepeki4965
      @georgerepeki4965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dagamerguyofawesome oh no i dont think atheist think like that but some people do cause they watch too much porn hahaha.

    • @O-san4
      @O-san4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its satire

  • @SYMBIOTEDINOSAUR
    @SYMBIOTEDINOSAUR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I am a satanist and even I have never tied someone to a wooden x and burned them.

    • @andrewcarpenter3857
      @andrewcarpenter3857 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      its satire

    • @RyGuy147
      @RyGuy147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They're actual post from fundamentalist Christians on a forum.

    • @andrewcarpenter3857
      @andrewcarpenter3857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh well shit then

    • @nobody6497
      @nobody6497 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      but if you sure that there will be no punishments of your governments on doing it , you will not mind mabey on doing it because you do not have fear from the creator

    • @carlosobispo5045
      @carlosobispo5045 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Wolf Among Sheep im a satanist aswell and i think we help our spieces way more then religous bigots

  • @tjfjt
    @tjfjt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I'm gonna sum up evolution for you in 3 words, it is a lie" umm that's four words buddy, thank you for compiling these quotes, they had me laughing throughout half of it.

    • @TE4MTIGER
      @TE4MTIGER 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      its acting, but they are quotes from real christians

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TE4MTIGER I understand this but thanks for clarifying anyway bro

    • @ingridstormborn8623
      @ingridstormborn8623 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't say it...

    • @ingridstormborn8623
      @ingridstormborn8623 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he still used four words because he included evolution after he said he would sum it up in three words

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      tom kwon I know, I was quoting the video

  • @dr.unicornasdf9692
    @dr.unicornasdf9692 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the guy in the beenie just didn't stop talking and they just didn't stop filming

  • @ignorethis6856
    @ignorethis6856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is so true and rela-
    HOLD ON THERES A CHRISTIAN OUTSIDE I GOTTA GO

  • @moipnj3317
    @moipnj3317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    is it a compilation of the worst christian arguments?
    It seems so fake...

    • @fatsuschungus744
      @fatsuschungus744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Moi pnj thats cus it is, obviously its a joke

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      well... yeah and nah. the actors are just that: actors, but the script was all taken word for word from real text on fundamentalist sites.

    • @seamoose9948
      @seamoose9948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is fake

    • @damianbrisendine5154
      @damianbrisendine5154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      did anyone care to read the end? it explained it. and those are the dumbest and most ridiculous things i have ever heard. In my opinion, and i would hope most peoples opinion, this world would be a much better place if everyone lived by the rules of logic and common sense instead of a ski fairy that plays puppet with the world. I like how the one described the kkk which is derived from a religious background..... just saying that atheism isn't based on a colt or an organized gathering, science is proven individually across the globe... that's why its way the hell more reliable than any god.

    • @anteconfig5391
      @anteconfig5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Moi pnj
      It seems fake, but I swear I've heard some these arguments in real life.

  • @jackorton8910
    @jackorton8910 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "i can sum it up in three words, Evolution is a lie"
    uummmm that is four words sir

    • @julianadams4399
      @julianadams4399 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLY SHIT I WATCHED THIS IN 2012 AND HAVE BEEN LOOKING TO FIND IT AGAIN EVER SINCE THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @AlexTeano
      @AlexTeano 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have very mixed feelings about this

    • @julianadams4399
      @julianadams4399 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex T Why? What mixed feeling art thou having?

    • @AlexTeano
      @AlexTeano 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** In school, we learn about the theory of evolution and the big bang theory. But, they also tell us that science and religion are closely related

    • @jackorton8910
      @jackorton8910 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol YW! :333

  • @cainthebraindrain7056
    @cainthebraindrain7056 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last one's been thinking about it for a while.
    Like, what do the robes look like?

  • @ricardoalves9605
    @ricardoalves9605 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't get the title, is it supposed to be only for the last clip?

  • @nicogonzalez6108
    @nicogonzalez6108 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Are these trolls? Please let them be trolls

    • @nicogonzalez6108
      @nicogonzalez6108 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh forget it I just went to their webpage

    • @Amuris86
      @Amuris86 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are trolling, still they have a lot to learn about everything. Cringe worthy shit from know-it-all kids..

  • @garymalarkey4626
    @garymalarkey4626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Duh, everyone knows the black robe is for Taco Tuesday. The _red_ robe is for burning Christians.

  • @EchoVids2u
    @EchoVids2u 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video came out 10 years ago. Holy shit

  • @jakem.9607
    @jakem.9607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:20 “I can sum it up in 3 words”
    Says 4

  • @HahaThatWasFunny11
    @HahaThatWasFunny11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Message to all: These are actors re-enacting some comments they found on a website.

  • @Yvlgmir
    @Yvlgmir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    impressive. they read all that crap without cracking a smile or laughing. The first one is chillingly good. reminded me of a sociopath. but this is funny as hell, seriously

  • @TheGrades90
    @TheGrades90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Took me a while to find this again. So good!

  • @nathanrail-road9662
    @nathanrail-road9662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did I stumble upon?

  • @KhoiPham-hs7hi
    @KhoiPham-hs7hi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This gave me cancer. Tumors are on my cancer. Ebola has infected my tumor.

    • @shinjoey8326
      @shinjoey8326 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khoi, trust me, this gave me cancer as well, ad im christian

    • @joshuaryu1791
      @joshuaryu1791 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shin joey this was funny

    • @KhoiPham-hs7hi
      @KhoiPham-hs7hi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @KhoiPham-hs7hi
      @KhoiPham-hs7hi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is serious, people are actually this stupid.

    • @joshuaryu1791
      @joshuaryu1791 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      which is funny

  • @christiana6219
    @christiana6219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Please tell me that this is a joke.

    • @kaiza6467
      @kaiza6467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      They're quoting Christian comments from forums. :T

    • @omnipotent1214
      @omnipotent1214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Christian Aldama
      Once again these useless orang-utans prove that neanderthals are far from extinct.

    • @troyroebuck36
      @troyroebuck36 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Christian Aldama It absolutely is a joke. One of them mentions Deoxyribonucleic acid, saying how scientists purposely use big words to trip up christians (which is a clear stab at christians right there, essentially saying you don't need to dumb things down for atheists but christians need special help to understand), and then how acid dissolves things and if we had that in our bodies we'd be dead. Well, Deoxyribonucleic acid is DNA. www.wikiwand.com/en/DNA It's like saying "Oh my god, I just found out we've got dihydrogen monoxide in our water!" and freaking people out just like a fairly notorious hoax ( www.wikiwand.com/en/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax ) or buying a bottle with a warning label that says it contains dihydrogen monoxide. Whenever it's the chemical name for water.

    • @omnipotent1214
      @omnipotent1214 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ko3829
      not so quick, young padawan! :(

    • @goosefishh
      @goosefishh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      These are real comments taken from a Christian website.

  • @nineix9438
    @nineix9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was about to flip out till I read the description

  • @fox4games519
    @fox4games519 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    how close midned you have to be to think this way?

  • @thatisatastyburger7770
    @thatisatastyburger7770 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    If atheists ruled the world, does that mean weed can be legalized faster? Hey, just checking up on the priorities.

    • @HelloThere-ln2cb
      @HelloThere-ln2cb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Considering tobacco is technically worse, they'd either make both weed and tobacco illegal or legalise them both.

    • @THEZMANIKAN
      @THEZMANIKAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +thatisatastyburger hahahaha best comment so far

    • @Jackboy019
      @Jackboy019 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +thatisatastyburger If you think about it, legalizing medical drugs would render criminal drug trade a lot more inert. You're probably safer getting drugs from a professional doctor than some drug dealer on the street, since professionals would care more about keeping their job reputation, so you give them good credit and they'll treat you well unlike criminal street dealers who'll probably give you more dangerous cheap produced drugs for more $.

    • @superchili9057
      @superchili9057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thatisatastyburger I'm an atheist. Smoking our lungs is bad a result in the future. painful cancer. stay out of chemical combustion. If you don't agree with these it's fine

    • @brianmchugh7679
      @brianmchugh7679 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vote Atheist.

  • @Revz8bit
    @Revz8bit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    if we came from our parents then why are there still parents?

    • @dylanstump7389
      @dylanstump7389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your the idiot here for thinking he was serious

  • @lisazoria2709
    @lisazoria2709 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last guy's acting was spot on, dang.

  • @stormyisboxed7215
    @stormyisboxed7215 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was so confused until I read the description box. Holy shit

  • @CreeperKeeper702
    @CreeperKeeper702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Guys this is all wrong we all know that I the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all the spices in my noodely greatness

    • @redhaze0329
      @redhaze0329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster, hail to The Flying Spaghetti Monster

    • @jeff-rg3px
      @jeff-rg3px 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster and dr. p created the flying spaghetti monster
      Like if you get it

    • @justsomeguy2825
      @justsomeguy2825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys, everyone knows cthulu is our almighty lord and savior.

    • @CreeperKeeper702
      @CreeperKeeper702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Lamb oh shit you rite

    • @Nobody-qk4xu
      @Nobody-qk4xu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ramen

  • @legendofthecommentsection6513
    @legendofthecommentsection6513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How does the guy in the hat keep such a straight face when reciting his lines? 😂😂😂

  • @itsarubiks
    @itsarubiks ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still one of my favorite youtube videos

    • @itsarubiks
      @itsarubiks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kudos to you, no idea how you did this without laughing

  • @andred7684
    @andred7684 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the name of that blonde guy?

  • @Pomlithe
    @Pomlithe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Alright, so from what I've gathered: The GUYS are acting.
    The lines that they're reading are real.

  • @harryrandle-marsh4363
    @harryrandle-marsh4363 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is incredibly brilliant, How on earth did they keep a straight face.

  • @Arlondev
    @Arlondev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The christians are doing an excellent job trying to debunk this video by saying some of the exact same things that the video says

  • @Calico_Daiquri
    @Calico_Daiquri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I know this is a joke, (the video not the Christian forums) but I still have the urge to correct everything, especially the "if everyone was an atheist story".

  • @Teddyx10
    @Teddyx10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    For any of you who ask these questions over and over are they trolling? yes they are, they are atheist's but they are giving a representation on how stupid arguments can get with christians.

    • @Teddyx10
      @Teddyx10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also it's really well done since many people believe it's real or ask if they are trolling. It just goes to show how those arguments can turn out.

    • @bravoone9082
      @bravoone9082 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** No they just got what really stupid Christians were saying, and used that here...

  • @MiagolioMaxwell
    @MiagolioMaxwell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This... isn't real, is it?
    Guys?
    Please... tell me that this is a joke... some kind of, of sarcasm. Guys?

    • @masong714
      @masong714 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They read comments from Christian forums and made a video about them

    • @BjornV1994
      @BjornV1994 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kermit Credit were credit is due, they did quite a convincing job, reading this comments as it were really their opinions.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kermit
      Glad to hear that, cause at first I took that seriously because some Christians actually act exactly like that, they are doing a great job.

  • @northwestimage
    @northwestimage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is golden era youtube

  • @donaldbiden636
    @donaldbiden636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I though atheist already ruled the world

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even close there. The closest you get in a lot of countries in Europe today.

    • @georgerepeki4965
      @georgerepeki4965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hillary Trump no they dont thank god.

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Repeki
      What do you mean with that? Does not believing in a God make you inferior in some way?

    • @georgerepeki4965
      @georgerepeki4965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cloud Seeker the belief in atheism is inferior why would people sacrifice what they have or work with someone they hate when you believe u only live once.

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Repeki
      First of. That is horrible English. I am not even a native English speaker and got dyslexia. You need to use periods more. Also that reason is horrible. I am going to ignore fact you are using a hell of a lot of loaded words, such as "what is being sacrificed?" and "why do you hate someone?". Your argument can be dismissed on that alone.
      I am going to assume you mean "why do atheist choose to sacrifice" when they only live once? That depends on what. Why should I sacrifice my life to try and save my child or my sisters child? Well because it is family. Why should I sacrifice myself to save someone else child? Simple, because my worth is in fact less then the child, they have a lot more opportunity to do good then me simply because I am older. Just because I only live once as an atheist does not mean I am a selfish asshole that only think of myself, I have more to gain by working with people then against them. Look up how you win in the Prisoners Dilemma when it is played several times with many people, cooperation always win while backstabbing hurt you in the end.
      Why should you work with someone you hate if you only believe you live once? I got to ask the same to you? Why the hell should you? Doesn't the expression "kill them all and let God sort them out"? As an atheist I value life because I know I only live once and so do you, death is final and I should not try to shorten it for myself or other people. That is why negotiation and working problems out is preferable to killing each other. Theists on the other hand only have to care if they will be judged by God correctly and if they kill people they hate that doesn't matter.
      Religion got in no way any monopoly on valuing life or anything that is nice. Bad people will do bad things with or without religion, good people will do good things with or without religion. But for good people to do bad things thinking they work for good, that needs religion.

  • @cyrushanleone
    @cyrushanleone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These guys are pretty good at acting.... Had me fooled for a while

  • @Kleo3392
    @Kleo3392 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I often debate evolutionists because I believe that they narrow-mindingly believe evolution is real without questioning it, I don't care how god did what he did, I know he did it" I think this was a parody to make fun of Christians, I mean who would be so stupid and hypocritical to say that we believe in something narrow mindingly without questioning it, and then doing it right after saying it.

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep

    • @ethanbrandon195
      @ethanbrandon195 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These are quotes from Christians on websites. They parody themselves.

    • @BHFJohnny
      @BHFJohnny 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think there are actually plenty of people like that

    • @Nivexity
      @Nivexity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a parody at all if the information comes word for word from fundamentalist sites.

  • @sebastian-benedictflore
    @sebastian-benedictflore 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That plot twist at the end though...

  • @BSR-zy2so
    @BSR-zy2so 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one was pretty good. It just escalated so quickly! I need to figure out where to get my black robes and hood.

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    0:39...I am trying my best *NOT* to facepalm...
    ...still trying...
    ...STILL TRYING!...
    *facepalm*

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In fact, this whole video is trying to make me facepalm...do these guys have no common knowledge? It seems like they are trying to combine their common sense with low amount of knowledge...that is a stupid thing to do man, really stupid. >.>

    • @blaulin
      @blaulin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Grimy Screamer Not 'these guys', just a few people in an online Christian fundamentalist forums. Read the description, dude.

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tricky smith By "these guys", I meant the guys in the video, from the Christian Fundamentalist forums. I have read the description, dude. :)

    • @blaulin
      @blaulin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay, sorry. Wasn't sure about that. (But you know the guys in the video are not the guys who wrote these texts? Sorry again, I know I am annoying :D)

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tricky smith Haha, it's fine. I am not sure whether they did or did not, but whoever came up with that text...well...let's just say he won't be getting a cookie anytime soon. :)

  • @ToastyAwesom
    @ToastyAwesom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I can sum it up in three words... EVOLUTION IS A LIE"
    apparently maths and english is too

    • @MrOnionterror
      @MrOnionterror 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      We say maths in the UK, as it's short for mathematics.

    • @JoeOnWoW
      @JoeOnWoW 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget gravity, that's just a theory.

  • @jesse123185
    @jesse123185 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    +this video is the best! Who are these guys they are great actors. I kept wanting to believe after I read the description. So much conviction.

  • @CamAndLukeStudios
    @CamAndLukeStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Christian, I find that it’s a waste of time arguing online about it. Most people, if not all, who come down to the comment section to argue do not want their minds changed. This applies to Christians and atheists alike. I myself like to read the silly arguments made by both sides. I’m the type of guy who watches atheistic types of videos to better defend my faith. I hope anyone reading this realizes that arguing with people online is futile. Never have I once seen one side of argument change the other’s mind. And trust me I’ve read many debates in the comments across many videos. So if you’re coming here to the comments looking for a fight, no matter what your beliefs, you might want to rethink that decision.

    • @TachyonAnnihilator
      @TachyonAnnihilator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheUntakenName 1 I have seen minds changed. 2. I love doing the same. Earlier I came across an Aethiest who said people are made out of mud... Welp there goes my hope in humanity.

    • @JacobAnthonyOConnor
      @JacobAnthonyOConnor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are just somebody who is stuck in there ways and isnt willing to change your mind there is really no such thing as an atheist video because there is no such thing as an atheist , which god is it they don't believe in. your going to believe in Christianity I'm guessing because you didn't say jewish or catholic and atheist alike, no matter how good somebody's facts and arguments are and defend your faith most likely only listening enough to quote some scripture they don't believe in to make yourself feel better. Alot of Atheist tend to have a pretty open mind because they aren't stuck with one set of beliefs and alot of people from various religons are open minded its not as common and you dont seem to be one of those people but they exist. Arguing on here isn't futile its not the best place to choose for a debate, but at the end of the day you can't find out your wrong about something unless somebody tells you and your not going to hear that from a church or a group of friends that think the same way you do.

    • @christophreuter2386
      @christophreuter2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheUntakenName well the thing is i wont chanhe my mind when the best christian argument i have ever heared was "nothing can not just become something"

    • @christophreuter2386
      @christophreuter2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vGz Gamers well basically the atoms what was once of probably are in many of our body so...

  • @OSIRISREZEKTD
    @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I have not watched the video yet, but I already know it will be biased, if atheists made this it will look like paradise, and if religious people made this it will be a nightmare

    • @OSIRISREZEKTD
      @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ok, just watched it (It was freaking hilarious)
      I really hope real Christians did not say things that are soooooooooooo dumb. I am an atheist and I have friends and family members who are religious and I am fine with anyone believing whatever they want, and I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is

    • @bigbeneconotmyjob6474
      @bigbeneconotmyjob6474 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OSIRIS REZREKTD I be sharing your experience, i just wish people would stop believing that they are "right" or that they know the "truth", i don't specify who, because many do so, on all sorts of different things, whether religion or on "who ruined the lunch order". this is what i believe to be the source for unnecessary conflict between people, and necessary conflict would be the typical war for good land to grow crops to feed our families.

    • @OSIRISREZEKTD
      @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Zuniga I'm just glad 'somebody' understands

    • @OSIRISREZEKTD
      @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      why, because i was right? I dont see how that is a valid statement, it was very biased

    • @smallpanzer
      @smallpanzer 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      prejudice always come from ignorance, ignorance isn´t bad we are all ignorants at some point, the bad and dangerous is to embrace ignorance like you do
      and i quote you: "I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is"
      so there you go you love ignorance ignorance makes you feel safe, and makes you think you know whats is going to be something like without even experience it.
      excuse trashy english...im a fucking igonrant too, but i dont like it

  • @maacpiash
    @maacpiash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Poe's Law: Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.

    • @coolcool5181
      @coolcool5181 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Md. Abdul Ahad Chowdhury (Piash) Wish more people knew about this one. They made it clear at the end and in the description, but I've seen too many times a long comment chain because some guy was making a parody of them.

    • @MioRaem
      @MioRaem 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cool Cool Yes, they should have put it into the beginning of the video.

    • @zaya234
      @zaya234 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Artie Moss it's not really satire it just on along the lines of mocking which is different. Satire is more of a way to metaphorically mock a vice of society and stupid Christians aren't a big enough problem to be a societal vice, although many would justifiably be able to beg to differ.

    • @celluskh6009
      @celluskh6009 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reading out loud is not satire or parody. It's just reading out loud.

    • @maacpiash
      @maacpiash 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I didn't realize they were just reading out! I didn't even have any idea what this channel was actually about!

  • @codekillerz5392
    @codekillerz5392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish this were real. I want these people to exist

  • @limaromeo8745
    @limaromeo8745 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm down with this, this is some cool ass artistic shit but why was it recommended while I was listening to fatlip?

  • @olivor_h
    @olivor_h 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The DNA comment left me in stitches xD

    • @fanciepao774
      @fanciepao774 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was literally drinking water water when i hear it, the water burst all over my keyboard

    • @xhrisww
      @xhrisww 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not know if god created oil was hilarious

  • @Mr_Wallace97
    @Mr_Wallace97 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I hope none of you think this is actually real.

    • @TomaszWota
      @TomaszWota 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      D'ya read the description, or bold letters at the end of video? ;)

    • @Mr_Wallace97
      @Mr_Wallace97 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did, but decided I would ignore all the "+1s" I'm getting.

  • @mrnarason
    @mrnarason ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this shit was way ahead of its time

  • @El_Mierda
    @El_Mierda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dear fellow athiests.
    If you know theese type of people, sometimes its for the best just to not debate with them. Some people are just more comfortable having their heads fixed in the ground and hold their believes rather than to accept the truth. It's the best for you and for them. Don't waste your time debating with someone who's never gonna listen. Don't waste your time on them.
    Best wishes,
    Someone on the Internet

  • @TheAtheistPerson
    @TheAtheistPerson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Please tell me that they are trolling.

    • @collingover9730
      @collingover9730 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i hope they are, no one can be this stupid

    • @BalloonHead555
      @BalloonHead555 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've heard that these guys are acting and using words from some sort of survey or comments or something.

    • @iveseenbigfoot
      @iveseenbigfoot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      UltimateDerp101 "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums" -Description.

    • @BalloonHead555
      @BalloonHead555 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      iveseenbigfoot Ok

    • @jasonneu81
      @jasonneu81 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SilentMartyr Please tell me you are trolling, they were actors but sadly this is all from christian forums. Wich was by the way stated in the video ;)

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    People, please read the description. They have taken posts from Christian fundamentalist forums and are reading the posts as if they are the Christians who wrote them. These guys are atheists making a point. Yes, this video is fake, the guys are ACTING, but, sadly, the comments they are reading aloud are very, very real.

    • @maxwellsimon4538
      @maxwellsimon4538 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      so let me get this strait... religious people stay out of the way? what were the crusades? what about the missionaries in colonial america?
      (not picking on you, just had to say that...)

    • @gonzaloselicante5733
      @gonzaloselicante5733 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      maxwell simon The 9/11 bombers where very religious

  • @ignaciodelavega4631
    @ignaciodelavega4631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The text at the end of the video calm me a little bit. But It took me to do mental gimnastic to deal with this video.

  • @matbrady123456
    @matbrady123456 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad this video is still up after all this time. It's fucking amazing, haha!