7 reasons why guys like dwarves. (Explanation for women)

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  • @dragonson04
    @dragonson04 หลายเดือนก่อน +6182

    Why do Dwarves like axes? Because Elves like trees...

    • @ragnarvalhalla4392
      @ragnarvalhalla4392 หลายเดือนก่อน +382

      That was the best dwarf joke, i ever heard!

    • @Pedro38906
      @Pedro38906 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Only 60 likes? That's preposterous, this hilarious comment deserves thousands.

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      Dwarves are rough on the outside, but they have a heart of gold, they forged it themself!

    • @PenumbranWolf
      @PenumbranWolf หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      And elves like razors, because those cloaks are so warm, casar...

    • @karal_the_crazy
      @karal_the_crazy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All my homies hates them elves

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu หลายเดือนก่อน +3540

    "Dwarves are not a popular fantasy race."
    THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +263

      😁😁😁 i said "not the MOST popular" )))

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu หลายเดือนก่อน +405

      @@notawitchr *adds another grudge*

    • @TheBathrobeWizard
      @TheBathrobeWizard หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      As a wizard I shall witness this grudge.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Verily LOL

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      As a single character, no, but they are always popular as a faction.

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z หลายเดือนก่อน +1267

    Dwarves are short-tempered, short-statured, genius handymen with an unlimited supply of alcohol. They're basically what old men want to be, getting cool axes instead of bad knees.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      So true...

    • @JamesThomas-kx5sj
      @JamesThomas-kx5sj หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I bet they have less back and knee pain than elves. Being tall is cool when you need to reach a tall shelf but otherwise a hinderance

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      SHORT?!?

    • @makvelo1001
      @makvelo1001 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      That's going to the Book, you elgi-like doh umgi

    • @masanthar
      @masanthar หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So hillarious

  • @BeastnBrushes
    @BeastnBrushes หลายเดือนก่อน +2076

    Dwarves are already awesome AF.
    The hating elves part is just a bonus

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      True dwarves do not define themselves through other races. They are awesome, period.

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Screw those bastards that snipe us in the trees

    • @ironxYT
      @ironxYT หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      @@notawitchr embrace the meme you dork

    • @JanoschNr1
      @JanoschNr1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The reason of Dwars hating white males is simple ... but you are not ready yet for this elephant in the room.

    • @tomraineofmagigor3499
      @tomraineofmagigor3499 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      In Middle-Earth Elves caused a lot of grudges

  • @umbriferus
    @umbriferus หลายเดือนก่อน +1044

    I imagine a scummy vendor dwarf with planned obsolescence selling a chair to a human and going drinking with his friends and he is like: “I ripped that poor human bastard off! AHAHHAH He didn’t even realize it was only meant to last one generation! Can you even imagine!” One dwarven generation that is.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +185

      😂😂😂

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      In Dwarf Fortress I like to sell dozens of masterwork goblets to elves, made of pure lead.
      Elves have plenty of time...

    • @RookieREX
      @RookieREX หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      id still pay double for that chair

    • @stegosandrosos1291
      @stegosandrosos1291 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Bruh, that thing can be applied with elfs

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The other dwarfes would probably beat him up instantly and exile him

  • @rubz1390
    @rubz1390 หลายเดือนก่อน +1701

    Fantasy races are exaggerations of human qualities. Elves, Orcs and Dwarfs all represent the characteristics of man to the extreme, or that which we take note of. Orcs are violence and depravity of humanity personified, Elves the angelic purity we aspire to,mixed with some arrogance to give them flaws. Dwarfs are most relatable I think because they have flaws (greed,stubbornness), but have qualities that are appreciated by most real world men. Loyalty, hardworking, fierce in a fight, practical, master engineers and craftsmen. They are flawed but their qualities still elevate them above most humans; whilst not being otherworldly and aloof like Elves.

    • @krinkrin5982
      @krinkrin5982 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

      Nowadays it is usually dark elves who are the depravity, with orcs being brutality.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +182

      Nicely put. Agree with all, except you forget that what is a flaw to one person can be a virtue to others.

    • @aaronforsythe8556
      @aaronforsythe8556 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Lizardfolk? Bugbears?gnoll?

    • @krinkrin5982
      @krinkrin5982 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@aaronforsythe8556 Lizardfolk I've seen portrayed as glutons, bugbears are basically the school bully archetype, and gnolls vary, but are usually a mix of glutons and marauders. A lot of the fantasy creatures overlap in their qualities.

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Yes and no. In terms of old mythologies, very much so. The stories functioned as morality plays and dividing them by traits was important to the purpose.
      Most modern stories however do not seek to make you a better person, they are just entertainment, and the good stories flow from the settings. Dwarves are strong, tough, and skilled/competent as almost a genetic condition. Combine that with loyalty, and dwarves are basically everything that men look for in other men. Interestingly enough, because women look for appearance and stature, both physically and socially, they find dwarves lacking. (Obviously these are all broad generalizations.)

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 หลายเดือนก่อน +1594

    Dwarves dig. And if you dig you're a dwarf too. Rock and Stone bros

    • @RobotTanuki
      @RobotTanuki หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

    • @gregorbonne9089
      @gregorbonne9089 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      For Karl

    • @scormern
      @scormern หลายเดือนก่อน

      Diggy diggy hole

    • @Haffblynd
      @Haffblynd หลายเดือนก่อน +101

      Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?

    • @lazaruslong697
      @lazaruslong697 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      If you don't rock and stone, you ain't commin' home!

  • @thequietman5934
    @thequietman5934 หลายเดือนก่อน +1741

    Dwarves have one of two stereotypes, heavily armored and shielded tanks or Gotrek Gurnisson.

    • @ffs-forfunsake6474
      @ffs-forfunsake6474 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      There are also folk like Bardin but they don't talk about upworlders much.

    • @khamul64
      @khamul64 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@thequietman5934 then Lord Gimli is in a league of his very own.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      You forget that they are great miners, architects, craftsmen, inventors, warriors, businessmen, urban planners - truly, their talents are manifold!

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@mirceazaharia2094 haters are just gonna say they're short and end it there.

    • @feuerklinge9004
      @feuerklinge9004 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Outcast Engineer would like to have a talk

  • @burnttoast26
    @burnttoast26 หลายเดือนก่อน +318

    They make a strong appeal to masculinity, without treading into "monstrous" territory like orcs

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Good point. Agree.

    • @wardulens7607
      @wardulens7607 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Makes ya think, is there a strong appeal to women that treads into monstrous territory?

    • @theclockworkknight1273
      @theclockworkknight1273 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wardulens7607 Drow maybe? I’ve noticed that a lot of elf cultures have feminine aspects to them, and dark elves are often the evil version of elves

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Dwarfs represnet mostly positive aspects of masculinity with very few negative aspects of masculinity, while Orcs represent mostly negative aspects of masculinity with a few positive traits.

    • @silviuvisan505
      @silviuvisan505 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Orcs represent pure savagery of ancient humans maybe other species like neanderthal.

  • @musehtaicho
    @musehtaicho หลายเดือนก่อน +392

    Just remembered how 10 or so years ago, at some Con cosplay contest, host looked down the venue and called:
    - Hey, girl in a green cape, where are you from?!
    - Vladikavkaz!
    - Yeah, can tell this much. I mean - what fandom?
    - Oh! Disc World! Terry Pratchett.
    - Come up here on stage.
    That was a short girl, probably 150cm with a round face, proper long axe in hand and respectable beard tucked under the belt. Crowd was ecstatic.

    • @vaultguy8011
      @vaultguy8011 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Pratchett has one of my favourite depictions of dwarfs ngl

    • @PeterTschappler
      @PeterTschappler หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That makes me so happy on so many levels

    • @ED-gw9rg
      @ED-gw9rg หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ...wdym "beard under the belt"?

    • @ltva8781
      @ltva8781 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Beard so low it was hanging to the point of the tip being below the belt ​@@ED-gw9rg

    • @Ben-m9n7p
      @Ben-m9n7p หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@vaultguy8011 Same, especially Carrot

  • @hristoalovski8048
    @hristoalovski8048 หลายเดือนก่อน +502

    Mandatory workplace intoxication while operating heavy machinery is something I can get behind. First rule of mining safety is to have fun after all

    • @JamesThomas-kx5sj
      @JamesThomas-kx5sj หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I think I've worked on a few jobsite like that

    • @stanislavkimov2779
      @stanislavkimov2779 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I think before comes a very hard discipline, dwarves relentlessly build themselves as tireless miners, warriors and skilled craftsmen. Only AFTER they've achieved mastery, they can flex by having fun and being intoxicated.
      I doubt a young inexperienced dwarf would be allowed to behave this way.

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Basically Bavaria until the prussian prudes forced a law change some years ago. School children at age 16 could get a beer for lunch even :)

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mean, Germans today can also get a beer at 16. You think Prussians weren't drunks?? ​@@thecursed01

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @GigiBranconi i mean like 15 to 20 years ago. Where else could you get a beer at school. Or while on duty in the military barracks :)

  • @Bramblett89
    @Bramblett89 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    For me, the appeal of dwarves is that they don't do anything by half measures. If you're going to make something, make a masterpiece. If you're going to fight someone, fight to the death. If you're going to celebrate something, drink and feast and sing all through the night and into the next day. You'll never have a better friend (or a worse enemy) than a dwarf. And if you make friends with one, you make friends with all of them. Because if Glod Glodson says you're okay, then you're okay.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Well said!

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Even the dwarves that have a century long grudge against Gold can respect you because Glod is a dwarf and no dwarves make that kind of decision lightly, so must have earned it.

    • @_def_not_am4613
      @_def_not_am4613 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Like Epictetus once said, "Generally, then, if you would make anything a habit, do it : if you would not make it a habit, do not do it; but accustom yourself to do something else in place of it "

  • @37_newts_in_a_costume
    @37_newts_in_a_costume หลายเดือนก่อน +606

    I got my dad into deep rock galactic by saying "space dwarves" and now I play it with him and my brother every weekend and I'm currently on the path to get him into the leagues of votann

    • @krinkrin5982
      @krinkrin5982 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Did they get finally fixed? When they came out they were universally banned due to being insanely overpowered.

    • @37_newts_in_a_costume
      @37_newts_in_a_costume หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @krinkrin5982 I'm just trying to get him into collecting the miniatures because they look really fun but I already have an imperial guard collection

    • @joanllinasbas1231
      @joanllinasbas1231 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Leagues of Votamn aren't space dwarves. They shave (the shame!!)

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Very based.
      Have fun, lads.

    • @Roggor
      @Roggor หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The Mantic games line of Space Dwaf miniatures look good and are much more value for money than GW so they might help get him into wargaming.
      Trying him with One Page Rules may ease him into the hobby too.

  • @arktisch36
    @arktisch36 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    Never before have I heard about women not liking dwarves. Likely because I don't talk to women other than my mother.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      😂☹️

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Here's a girl. And dwarves are awesome. Actually, there are a lot of women that like dwarves too.

    • @Kila-Innova
      @Kila-Innova หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@BrokensoulRiderMy ex boyfriend would compare me to an elf and even got me a an elegant looking golden and a floral crown. I’d even met Tom Canton from the Witcher series. Ask any of my friends and I beeline dwarves in games ha. I love them.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kila-Innova Dwarves are rowdy, not-prudish, fun and they like digging. I like digging, rowdy, not-prudish but shy. And I'm chonky.

    • @hggpi
      @hggpi หลายเดือนก่อน

      YEEES

  • @thulsadoon
    @thulsadoon หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    "Honor is not built on hate". *raises tankard and quaffs it in one gulp*

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      🍺

    • @ThurymmIronhelm
      @ThurymmIronhelm หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Nah, we don't hate. We just hold grudges.

    • @gregtheegg5236
      @gregtheegg5236 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not hate, it's just spite. Spite and beer and time and big cannons that can punch a hole in the head of a troll from a mile away

  • @jeroenimus7528
    @jeroenimus7528 หลายเดือนก่อน +481

    Loyalty, one's word is one's bond, the clan/kingdom/dwarfkind is more important than the individual, a "last stand" buying many others the time to flee or withdraw to a more defensible position is about the most honourable thing possible, dwarves don't luke gold or gems for it's beauty but for it's practical value, there's never a defense which can't be improved upon.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@jeroenimus7528 i agree, but let's admit that gold and gems do have aesthetic value. )))

    • @jeroenimus7528
      @jeroenimus7528 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @notawitchr they indeed have aesthetic value, but for dwarves that's never the primary concern. Hence why you rarely see dwarven jewellery (purely meant to showcase aesthetics/wealth) but do see weapons/armour embossed with the above (making the weapons/armour look more impressive and/or allowing magical properties).

    • @expepem189xl3
      @expepem189xl3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@notawitchr Arent thinking about gems and gold like this, usually leaded Dwarves to downfall? Like the stone from Hobbit?

    • @krinkrin5982
      @krinkrin5982 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Gimly did tell Legolas that dwarves appreciate natural beauty of caverns and glistering gem clusters. They mine some and tend to the rest like gardeners tend to plants.

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

    We love the Dwarfs because they are good, honest lads who don't hid who they are and are damn proud of it.
    Also, Beard and Ale are good selling points.

    • @jacobbelfegor8761
      @jacobbelfegor8761 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chaos dwarf arent good

    • @tyrellthiel2201
      @tyrellthiel2201 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Hammer and axe dont hurt neither

    • @Alpostpone
      @Alpostpone หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@tyrellthiel2201 Depends on which end you happen to be in

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tyrellthiel2201 I beg to differ

  • @DarkMegaPlague
    @DarkMegaPlague หลายเดือนก่อน +475

    EMBRACE THE DWARFPILL!!

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Baruk-khazad!
      KHAZAD AI MENU!

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "This pill is just a stone."
      "Yes."

    • @discoceto9988
      @discoceto9988 หลายเดือนก่อน

      INGEST MINOXIDIL

    • @FluffyEnbyneering
      @FluffyEnbyneering หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dwarfpilled and beardmaxxing

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm more of a gnome guy myself

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    As a guy who absolutely hates facial hair, alcohol, the effects of alcohol, and loves being alone with no sense of belonging or community and absolutely no drive to create, dwarves are everything im not (except short)
    And despite me not personally enjoying some of their choices such as booze and hair, i freaking love that about them. ROCK AND STONE. I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE.

  • @arturotaratungoro
    @arturotaratungoro หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    You forgot our anthem: Diggy Diggy Hole
    Brothers of the mine rejoice!
    Swing, swing, swing with me
    Raise your pick and raise your voice!
    Sing, sing, sing with me
    Down and down into the deep
    Who knows what we'll find beneath?
    Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
    Hidden in the mountain store
    Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
    Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
    Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
    To dig and dig makes us free
    Come on brothers sing with me!
    Chorus
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    The sunlight will not reach this low
    Deep, deep in the mine
    Never seen the blue moon glow
    Dwarves won't fly so high
    Fill a glass and down some mead!
    Stuff your bellies at the feast!
    Stumble home and fall asleep
    Dreaming in our mountain keep
    Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
    The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb
    Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom
    We do not fear what lies beneath
    We can never dig too deep

    • @regretfulpixel7737
      @regretfulpixel7737 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Almost liked ruining the 69
      Btw nice

    • @rodrigoandorinha9259
      @rodrigoandorinha9259 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly?
      This is the first time i sing and it looks good enough for me, which is not much

  • @ZelenaBalka
    @ZelenaBalka หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    "Drinking of dwarves" as a term meaning a group of dwarves...😅🤣😅 it just killed me!

    • @samfish2550
      @samfish2550 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why does that sound like a euphemism.

    • @silverbane8065
      @silverbane8065 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What about a 'boisterous' or a 'ruckus' of dwarfs?
      Or, to borrow from Pratchett... A quaffing of dwarfes

    • @gregtheegg5236
      @gregtheegg5236 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean, we could just use a Bar of Dwarves

    • @silverbane8065
      @silverbane8065 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@gregtheegg5236 or a brawl of dwarves even ^^

    • @gregtheegg5236
      @gregtheegg5236 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@silverbane8065 I feel like a Barfight of Dwarves is a reasonable middle-ground
      Or lower-than-average ground, I guess

  • @nicolausg7058
    @nicolausg7058 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    Warhammer Dwarves are kindhearthed on the inside to. I recommend to read "Gotrek and Felix" books about adventures of Gotrek - a Dawi slayer and Felix Jaegar - his rememberer who is supposed to record Gotrek's death and vow for him, that he died in glory.
    Thier relation is very wholesome in my opinion.

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Uuuuuuuh, i wouldn't call Gotrek a "wholesome" fella. He is definitely amicable when you get to become his friend like Felix did, and he is loyal to a fault, but man, his temper is like the shortest fuse on the largest gunpowder stash.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I haven't read a lot of Warhammer books - basically only Skarsnik and started some others. Not all of them are good, sadly.

    • @nicolausg7058
      @nicolausg7058 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @notawitchr Gotrek and Felix books are one of the best Warhammer has to offer. I recommend to read them. Or listen to the audiobook, there are some on the TH-cam here.

    • @YvanWeiersmuller
      @YvanWeiersmuller หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Warhammer dwarfs tend to be way colder than any other dwarfs I've seen tho. I mean, Warhammer has that tendency of being 'overly grim' (I mean '40K' (warhammer's scifi counterpart) put the word 'grimdark' on the map) so dwarfs got the 'grim filter' too. The rare (somewhat) kind-hearted ones often are represented as outcasts or outsiders (Gotrek, or Bardin from Verminitde as well), while their society is built all around coldheartedness. The Warhammer universe just took the "unforgiving" cursor and turned it up to the sheer friggin' max. Yes, they still have some comradry left in 'em, but man, they are foremost extremely demanding both of themselves and of others (you do NOT want to disappoint a dwarf that excepts something out of you), hellbent on revenge whenever they are (even slightly) wronged, and filled with a LOT of bitterness due to their realms dwindling ever so slowly for thousands of years.
      It's almost funny actually, the more you learn about warhammer dwarfs, the more inhumane and insufferable (even to other dwarfs) they become. XD (But, on the other side, they are the stricktest about honor and the most resilient dwarfs I've seen as well, their sheer unwillingness to back down in front of destruction is their most redeeming (and impressive) feature imo.) I used to play dwarfs on warhammer tabletop as a teen and I read most of their books, I still love my proud dawi but yeah, they did not escape the "grim treatment" that's the trademark of their universe. ^^

    • @InvictusSolDeus
      @InvictusSolDeus หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@nicolausg7058 Yeah, the best one are the original novels of William King. Nathan Long's novels are not so good. From Josh Reynolds I only read "The Serpent Queen" and the truth is that I enjoyed it a lot.

  • @PetraDarklander
    @PetraDarklander หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    You touched on Brotherhood a bit. As a combat vet, I can attest to the strength of the bond forged in battle. There is nothing else like it, and it's why MANY vets miss being in an active combat zone.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you, i imagined it so. You have my respect.

  • @Vulcan-m30000
    @Vulcan-m30000 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Another honorable mention is Dwarf Music is really good. Between singing about hard work and honor(often in really low tones) dwarf music is is fun. Ranging from the ever famous Diggy Diggy Hole to Clamavi De Profundis' original dwarven ballads( seriously take a look at the 20 min long far over the misty mountains cold it's really good) Also if you have a deeper voice it helps when singing

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes, love the dwarven choir and the dwarven metal!

    • @alice_cain
      @alice_cain หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@notawitchr First of all, thanks this video cleared a lot up for me that I didn't really think about before.
      But on the topic: could you post the list of music used in the video? (if you did and I just couldn't find it my bad 😅)

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@alice_cain sure, here's the list:
      1. Tchaikovsky - "dance of the sugar plum fairy".
      2. soundtrack from "The Battle for Middle-earth 2" game, tracks "The Dwarves Explore", "Craftsmen Dwarves", "Dwarven Mining Town".
      3. soundtrack from "Total War: Warhammer 2" game, tracks "Khazukan Khazakit-Ha!", "Hammer Time - Dynamic".
      4. Wind Rose - "The Great Feast Underground".
      5. soundtrack from "The Witcher 3" game, track "Drink Up, There's More!".
      6. soundtrack from "The Dwarves" game, track "Calm".
      7. soundtrack from "World of Warcraft" game, track "Tavern - The Alliance".
      8. soundtrack from "The Lord of the Rings Online" game, track "The Hollin Gate".
      9. soundtrack from "Assassin's Creed: Valhalla" game, track "Hausbrjotr - Skullcracher".

    • @alice_cain
      @alice_cain หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks a lot!

    • @jackhowe6
      @jackhowe6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You overlook a great dwarf song - "Sixteen Tons".
      No, seriously. Go listen.

  • @sarnicholas4053
    @sarnicholas4053 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    2:42 I always LOVED the aesthetic on that heavy armor. It's so BLOCKY and ANGULAR. Looks like it was carved right off the side of a mountain. God it's so good.

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I KNOW RIGHT
      that blocky and angular style of heavy armor is my absolute favorite medieval/fantasy armor aesthetic

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You just KNOW that Dwarves would be the first race in a fantasy setting to create the first magi-tech power armor.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Like the dwarves themselves!

  • @nicolausg7058
    @nicolausg7058 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Geralt my boy, he liked spending his time with the dwarves - he even fought the angry mob just to save his dwarven firends form lynching to death. It was almost a thousand people and one witcher. The only one who stood against the massacre.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      True, but he would do that to save any of his friends, not just dwarves. Still dwarves from The Witcher books are great!

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dwarves in Witcher are essentially Jews. Look, great craftsman, good bankers, always their fault that Northern kingdoms can't win war properly, live in ghettos, known as greedy folk, hated by the nations of men for whatever reason, who are trigger happy when a small bearded man comes along

  • @florinaslan5482
    @florinaslan5482 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    We men must come together to request an animated show about dwarves

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      but whom should we ask?

    • @krinkrin5982
      @krinkrin5982 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@notawitchr Gimli, son of Gloin.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Any good animators that can agree on a good definition for "dwarves" that do justice to them. No "subverting expectations" crap. No "modern audience" shite.
      Just a good plot, some solid Dwarves, character development, some humor, and ACTION.

    • @ДокторЯдо
      @ДокторЯдо หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mirceazaharia2094
      Subverting expectations is only good when you give your audience something even better than what it expected, but modern authors just see stealing from their audience as great deed that proves their talents.

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wish dwarfs made animation :)

  • @jonmacbuff2268
    @jonmacbuff2268 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    If I was transposed into a fantasy setting, I would likely be a dwarf for all of the classic reasons.

  • @mattaffenit9898
    @mattaffenit9898 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Consider the following:
    Elves lack beards, therefore they must lack honor.
    Truly unbound genius that couldn't possibly be contested.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😁 i'm sorry, i just fail to grasp the concept )))

  • @MrMortull
    @MrMortull หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    We also respect/like/aspire to Dwarves because they embody the 'Masculine creative'. They are builders, crafters, brewers, smiths, carvers, tamers and shapers... they take the raw stuff of nature, be it vital or inanimate, and MAKE.

    • @heddathunstrom2805
      @heddathunstrom2805 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I like this observation. I also wanna add the creative men in my life tend to be more invested in the quality and durability of the materials and tool they work with than the creative women I know. Dwarf coded

  • @MrPigfarmer23
    @MrPigfarmer23 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Dwarves are always the coolest race

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MrPigfarmer23 especially if they are ice-dwarves! )))

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A dwarf is as cool as he wants his beer.

  • @rasmusandersson7251
    @rasmusandersson7251 หลายเดือนก่อน +327

    rock and stone!!!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ⛏⛏⛏

    • @MyersHunter
      @MyersHunter หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?!?!

    • @LeeAaron-f7c
      @LeeAaron-f7c หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      To the Bone!!!

    • @gruntsquad121
      @gruntsquad121 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Rock and Stone, Brother!

    • @expepem189xl3
      @expepem189xl3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Rock and stone,Brother!

  • @eddyfizio5349
    @eddyfizio5349 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    one scene from the hobbit perfectly summarizes it for me, its the one when balin and thorin talk about bilbo deciding not to join the company, thorin then says to balin: "Loyalty, honor, a willing heart, i can ask no more than that", its what i try to aspire every day. And i see myself in their flaws too, im an artist but im a perfectionist, sometimes im too stubborn to really listen what someone is saying to me and its been always more easy for me to just lock myself inside my head.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Good quote! Respect and appreciate.

  • @CrusadingJello
    @CrusadingJello หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    1:50 AND THE GRUDGE BOOK! THE BOOK OF GRUDGES! Generations of forefathers writing their grudges, for descendants to carry and gain repayment for!

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I read that in Thorgrim Grudgebearer's voice.

  • @shieldphaser
    @shieldphaser หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    If you're from the nordics there's also the whole aspect of dwarven symbolism being based a lot on the old cutlure from those parts, so that sort of adds another little bit of interest to it all...

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wish i was Scandinavian. But yes, i agree with you.

  • @RobbyVogel
    @RobbyVogel หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Spot on Bro, they appeal to our masculinity in a relatable way. Diamond in the rough, even if it is a very small diamond. LOL

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Small???!!! 😁😁😁

  • @SockieTheSockPuppet
    @SockieTheSockPuppet หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    In D&D, I've come up with one of the major Dwarven Clans being the inventors of gunpowder. They are Clan Firebelcher. And they're named that because of their first Patriarch, the Ol' Belcher. Let's just say fiddling around with sulfur and other bits and ends with ale was quite the spectacle for those around him.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😁

  • @luizcarlossoaresjr1436
    @luizcarlossoaresjr1436 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Rock and Stone my brother

    • @Jakubkolo2000
      @Jakubkolo2000 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Rock and stone... it never gets old

    • @MyersHunter
      @MyersHunter หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Rock and stone, the beautiful sound of teamwork!

  • @visitingforgefather5997
    @visitingforgefather5997 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Dwarves are my favorite doesn't matter if it's in fantasy or sci-fi.
    However Tolkiens dwarves remain my favorite because despite being considered 'gruff', they can be surprisingly gentle and poetic.
    They love music and take playing instruments correctly as serious as their stone and metal work, while playing instruments most people wouldn't expect like clarinets, viols and harps.
    And despite often being depicted as great weapon and armor smiths, one thing they also love making is toys. (which I just find so wholesome.)

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Tolkien's dwarves are the best. But where have you heard/read about their toy-making? Can't remember.

    • @visitingforgefather5997
      @visitingforgefather5997 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@notawitchr It was mentioned by Thorin when he told Bilbo what life was like before Smaug sacked Erebor.
      "Altogether those were good days for us, and the poorest of us had money to spend and to lend, and leisure to make beautiful things just for the fun of it, not to speak of the most marvelous and magical toys, the like of which is not to be found in the world now-a-days. So my grandfathers's halls became full of armours and jewels and carvings and cups, and the toy market of Dale was the wonder of the North."

  • @matthewy2j
    @matthewy2j หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    For me Dwarves encompass the following:
    -Heavy Armour badass infantry
    -Reliance on tech rather then weak ass magic
    -Hates elves, good, bunch of leaf lovers
    -Industrious, stubborn but loyal

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      3 out of 4 - agree.

    • @richtheunstable3359
      @richtheunstable3359 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Technology, beardlings today got no respect for tradition. All these contraptions they're coming out with. If a dwarf was supposed to fly our beards would act as wings. Give me a good axe and crossbow.

    • @TheBoxGhost_tm
      @TheBoxGhost_tm หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richtheunstable3359 Hail to you, Master Ironbrow!

  • @ModulusOrbis
    @ModulusOrbis หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    just start Deeprock Galatic yesterday and im going to run Return to Moria
    TY algorithm know me well
    The OST from battle for middle earth fits so well! nice work!
    ROCK AND STONE!!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you! Glad you found me!

  • @whatthefok2441
    @whatthefok2441 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    This video and yt channel, all craftdwarfship of the highest quality.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@whatthefok2441 thank you for the high praise! You are a great audience.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It menaces with spikes of Adamantine. On the video and channel, there is a picture of a Dwarf with an axe striking down many Elves.
      The Elves are crying.
      The Dwarf is laughing.

  • @christophvogel1080
    @christophvogel1080 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Dwarves always have been, and will be, my favorite fantasy race.
    -They're tough, (often) grumpy, but loyal warriors, I'd rather have fighting by my side than against me.
    -They're also great craftsmen. Their creation may not be as... delicate as what, for example, elves, can create, but it has a ruggedeness, and it's made to last.
    -And las but not least, at least in my opinion, I appreciate they're love for good food and beer, ale or any stronger stuff.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@christophvogel1080 yes, my words exactly!

  • @drakeyork241
    @drakeyork241 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    A group of dwarves is called a tavern. Ay, they may not have one around them at all given times, but give em a week and a war, and they’ll have a fortress built around a tavern that was finished six days prior.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A tavern of dwarves - sounds pretty natural.

  • @Arkantos117
    @Arkantos117 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Dwarves, like many guys, are huge appreciators of the last stand too.

  • @Takayama-sama
    @Takayama-sama หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I think I am a bit more of an elf fan, wood or night elves in particular, but dwarves hold a special place in my heart! One of my first World of Warcraft characters was a dwarf hunter and I remember spending hours in Dun Morogh, Ironforge and the surrounding dwarven lands! Every time I log back on after years of absence I head over to Ironforge and it feels like I'm returning home!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yes! You can love elves and dwarves at the same time!

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dun Morogh is particularly endearing.
      The cold outside vs the warm inside of the taverns or Ironforge itself created a very a cozy feeling.
      And beer roasted ribs, of course.

    • @juliantheapostate8295
      @juliantheapostate8295 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Keep your feet on the ground!

    • @Takayama-sama
      @Takayama-sama หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ Oh and Brewfest down in that little valley just below Ironforge! I loved that festival long before I started drinking in real life.

    • @Takayama-sama
      @Takayama-sama หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@juliantheapostate8295 I always heard that response from the flight master after I payed for my griffin ride. It’s a little late mate 😆

  • @sovietbear1917
    @sovietbear1917 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'm glad that youtube recommended your channel to me last week; I'm really enjoying it. I like Dwarves are far and away my fantasy race, probably because I'm grumpy and built like a refrigerator!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@sovietbear1917 glad you liked it! Do you mean - like an old refrigerator? Because the new ones are crap with short lifespan! Unlike dwarves.

  • @Jinxonxanax
    @Jinxonxanax หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    my favorite thing about dwarf is that they are unstrusting but they also have a lot in common with humans so by the time a dwarf warms up to their human camarade, the frail humie is already dying of old age.

  • @christianwilkins214
    @christianwilkins214 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I would have to say that one of my favorite parts of dwarves is their mastery over stone and metal generally. It's just an awesome feature to have

  • @FormerGovernmentHuman
    @FormerGovernmentHuman หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Dwarves definitely aren’t my personal preference but I always end up loving them even if I don’t play as one or their character isn’t my favorite. They’re always in the top 5 if not top 3 of every universe they’re in.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Top 5??? Do you offer us an insult???

    • @MahmudHasan-me
      @MahmudHasan-me หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@notawitchrThis too goes in the book

  • @shadow__bubby
    @shadow__bubby หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Beards
    Its the fucking beards I envy their fucking perfect beards I have a bald spot on my fucking chin and I can't grow a good beard
    I HAVE BEARD ENVY DAMNIT!!!!!!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You're telling me! - i have to use my hair to imitate a beard!

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sad for you brother.

    • @tyrellthiel2201
      @tyrellthiel2201 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If its centered, embrace it amigo. I started growing whiskers at 16, bare in the middle of my chin. Didn't care, rocked it anyhow. 20 years later it grew in. Wear them whiskers proudly

    • @PeterParker-fx9dl
      @PeterParker-fx9dl 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The beard envy is strong in me. My facial hair has filled in so slowly. Started with a few whiskers at 16. Almost 40 now and can only grow sideburns and a goatee. I have a few hairs on my cheeks and none on the sides of my jawline. But I still get new whiskers every now and then. I might be able to grow a full beard when I'm in my 60s.

  • @nanomario
    @nanomario หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    top 10 reasons why dwarves are the superior fantasy race:
    10 - invented guns
    9 - make great beer
    8 - stubborn and greedy but also brave and loyal
    7 - masters of metallurgy and smithing
    6 - female dwarves are capable, strong and stout as the males, true equality
    5 - dangerous fighters and resistant to magic or poisons
    4 - pay homage to their ancestors and love ther family/clan
    3 - know everything about orcs, goblins and dragons
    2 - great beards
    1 - great beards

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😁

    • @tlotro625
      @tlotro625 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not enough points talking about how they have great beards.

  • @brisngrfiftysix6085
    @brisngrfiftysix6085 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The biggest reason why I love dwarves is because of their dedication. In many, many depictions of dwarves they dedicate their lives to perfecting one thing. Be that smithing, fighting, brewing, singing, or some other craft. And that craft is something they can spend centuries honing and perfecting.
    It's just something that clicks for me.

  • @erikdekker1
    @erikdekker1 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Lord of the rings dwarves are advanced with technology, they aren't affraid to fight, they have a good economy, great attitude, idk, I thought I was the only one liking the dwarfs.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You're not alone! Just look at the comments here - people love dwarves!

  • @GOBRAGH2
    @GOBRAGH2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great video!
    Got me thinking of wild things like Samurai Dwarves, and Dwarves with quarterstaffs!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wouldn't that be something!

  • @evankiefer3467
    @evankiefer3467 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    IF YOU ROCK AND STONE YOU'RE NEVER ALONE!!!

  • @sitzkrieg2322
    @sitzkrieg2322 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I have always been more of an elf supporter however one has to have great respect for dwarves and that is undeniable.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You can like both elves and dwarves!

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ye'd best have respect for the Dawi lest ye be put in the Book of Grudges!

    • @amicableenmity9820
      @amicableenmity9820 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I like Tolkeins elves. Too many authors removed their, ahem, humanity and made them stereotypical snooty people. I always liked the Silmarillion for giving them more dimension.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@amicableenmity9820 Totally agree! It's a real shame how the very idea of elves often is reduced to a high class society and gives the blue-collar guys an excuse to hate them. Tolkien would not like that...

  • @jamiemckenzie6803
    @jamiemckenzie6803 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    When you rock and stone you're never alone!

  • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
    @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    A group of dwarves is called a grumble.
    Source: Beards and Beers an adventure in Dwarven brewing
    It's a good book

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      A good name! Thanks, i didn't know that 😁😁😁

  • @the_nameless21
    @the_nameless21 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the main appeals for me is the minig and smithing which ties into your craftsmanship point. I love the ideals of digging your way through stone, collecting metals and ores to then smelt and smith into all manners of awesome tools, weapons, and other things. Excellent video, great job on it!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you for the high praise!

  • @mahu1877
    @mahu1877 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    dorfs, like most nerds, simply want to sit in their dark caves, do the things they love and be left alone. we can all relate to that

  • @Kalnafein
    @Kalnafein หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    2:40 That's going in the Book!

    • @JD-Poage
      @JD-Poage หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      PUT HIM RIGHT NEXT TO SKARSNIK!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂 that was a compliment!

    • @Claymore200
      @Claymore200 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@notawitchr doesn't matter still going in the book

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@notawitchr At this rate, we are gonna put you into the book like some damned elf leaf :I

  • @Azraiel213
    @Azraiel213 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Dwarven Musketeers are severely underrated. ⚔️

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Do you mean the miniatures or the whole concept? )

    • @Azraiel213
      @Azraiel213 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@notawitchr Yes. 😆

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Since finding them together in warcraft III, Dwarves and gunpowder always seem so fitting together.
      Deep Rock cemented that feeling for me.

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't you mean "Thunderers"?

  • @kimarous
    @kimarous หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I have an appreciation for dwarves and their culture, but I've always found myself more elf-adjacent in terms of interests and personality.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You can like both dwarves and elves!

  • @TheLoyalOfficer
    @TheLoyalOfficer หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    They have honor and courage too. They tell the truth, which some women do not understand.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sadly true. Most women have a particular hard time with the concept of honor too. They are completely baffled at the notion that we would hold honor so high as to be willing to risk dying over it. That some lines cannot be crossed and go unpunished. Its an alien concept to all but a tiny few women.

  • @mrszmatan2727
    @mrszmatan2727 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Everyone knows that Dwarves are heavily inspired by Vikings, but thing I love about them is how much they remind me of our ancestral roots here, maybe even more than of Vikings. Lower and middle class of nobility in most of eastern Europe was just like dwarves, very fierce and prideful. They loved good drink and song, but they also had short temper and would often brawl or challenge each other to various sorts of competitions (for example hunting a big game, to see who has more fierce hound, or in extreme cases even to duel). Many of them struggled between loyalty and greed, but more noble ones were able to choose what is right when the right time came.
    I believe that everyone is able to find something of a dwarf in their ancestors as well as in themselves.

  • @xzardas541
    @xzardas541 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Guns, beer and beards.

    • @jarus7618
      @jarus7618 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Faith steel and gunpowder.

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      rock and stone

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Embrace the Dwarf Pill !

    • @xzardas541
      @xzardas541 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kaden-sd6vb Rock and stone!
      And possibly mushroms.

    • @birocsabal
      @birocsabal หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...and my AXE!

  • @the_dwarf_lord1998
    @the_dwarf_lord1998 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My love for dwarves goes deep back to when I was but a child.
    I saw the Halls of Erebor in the game BFME2, I thought it was the coolest. And just how the dwarves carried themselves and fought, I saw the way they crafted and carved mountains into homes - the hardwork being something I wished to achieve.
    And later on when I got into Warhammer Fantasy, the Dawi's lines of armored and unyielding warriors was just the coolest. And then bring in the Gotrek and Felix books giving me a look into the Slayers and showing the oaths they took to right the wrong(s) they committed in the past.
    I've just always related to and loved dwarves, and my friends and chick don't get why I have such a die hard love for the short bastards!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Show this video to them )))

  • @lucajustluca8257
    @lucajustluca8257 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Why is the dwarfs signature weapon an axe? You all live under ground, it should be a pickaxe”
    “Elves live in trees”

  • @dabois8280
    @dabois8280 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Personally i love the aspect of dwarves usually delving back into the lost cities of old and firing up the ancient forges again. Its like the present day dwarves have the efforts of many generations on thier shoulders as they attempt to reclaim thier home.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should definitely try "Return to Moria" - great game just about this!

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Dwarves are not attractive."
    Get me the book.

  • @baronvonboomboom4349
    @baronvonboomboom4349 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    More Dwarf content please!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@baronvonboomboom4349 and what about other races? Hobbits?

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@notawitchr
      Gnomes. They're fairly cool.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fairly - yes. Cool - 🤔

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ROCK AND STONE.
    Perhaps?

  • @Akincan61
    @Akincan61 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dwarfs are just so charismatic and warm, and i think it’s because they balance so many cool traits. They’re wise enough to earn respect, but they use that wisdom for sharp wit or even blunt humor, which somehow makes them even more lovable. They’re also brave to the point where their courage might overshadow their common sense, but that’s what makes them so dependable... you know they’ll always have your back.
    What i really love is how they’re rough around the edges but still manage to be so likable. it reminds me a lot of the Irish people. You know how some people can be total jerks but still have that spark of charm that makes you forgive them? Dwarfs are like that. they’ve got that “devilish charm” that makes even their gruffness feel endearing.
    Plus, they know how to have a good time. They’re all about celebrating life-drinking, singing, storytelling and they’re terrible at staying cold or indifferent. You just feel their warmth and passion in everything they do.
    They’re proud of who they are, they don’t fake anything, and they’re always full of life. That’s why men respect them, and honestly, why everyone loves/respects them or atleast me.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are all of that indeed!

  • @jesusgotdrip9885
    @jesusgotdrip9885 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have also taken the dwarf pill, I craft, I fight, I feast, and I never forget when I'm slighted.

  • @eggofshell
    @eggofshell หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    12:25 And they waddled away, waddle waddle waddle, till the very next day.

  • @samfish2550
    @samfish2550 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    A few things make me love them -
    1: funny short man drink fight mine haha.
    2: at least in the hobbit and LotR I liked their resistance, mentally speaking specifically. Especially in the Hobbit we see in their songs how much they have lost and how it weighs on them but they still go on to drink, joke, and make merry.
    3: The fantasy of a strong and pure sense of community and belonging and purpose within that community is a very appealing fantasy in the modern day.
    4: I like playing tanky lads and dwarves are tanky lads. Also hammers and axes are fun.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All true!

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *approving Dwarven noises*

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      #2 is very very much a guy thing. I am reminded of a book I read by a bouncer. He and his buddy were laughing uncontrollably at something funny a recently fallen friend had done. When his girlfriend wandered by and asked why they were laughing he told her, "to keep from crying" then they both laughed even harder.
      I get it. Plus you never show weakness in front of a woman. It will be used against you.
      I therefore question the reason and good sense of anyone who says women and men are the same

  • @scormern
    @scormern หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Dwarves aren't hot" I guess he has never seen Varric

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ha, Varric has only managed to grow a beard in the Veliguard! )))

    • @scormern
      @scormern หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@notawitchr He never needed one, he has epic chest hair.

  • @kit-san4846
    @kit-san4846 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You have no idea how much I appreciate Disciples 2 being shown at 9:01.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You're welcome! Check out my video about games with dwarves - there's a whole section about Disciples 2.

  • @Keram-io8hv
    @Keram-io8hv หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Standart larp experience: Dwarves are played by guys over 2 meters tall

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😁😁😁

    • @DanateDMC
      @DanateDMC หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Born to be a dwarf, forced to be a giant

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the dwarf is a mind set.

  • @ultimatebobafett130
    @ultimatebobafett130 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    7:21 In the overlord game, if you stole the dwarves brewery, your minions got a permanent buff😂

  • @mogwiawolf4354
    @mogwiawolf4354 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the honor and craftmanship is what is see

  • @Alex-hy9cw
    @Alex-hy9cw 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Something about delving for riches underground in a spot with no sunlight just syncs with me.

  • @knuckenfutz9972
    @knuckenfutz9972 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I respect dwarves because they don't needlessly judge people based on stereotyping and random guesswork like humans do.

  • @GutsOfRivia
    @GutsOfRivia หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    We love dwarves because they are a reflection of us.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Valid point, but i do not have many dwarven features, but i still love them.

    • @GutsOfRivia
      @GutsOfRivia หลายเดือนก่อน

      @notawitchr well in spirit a lot of men reflect dwarves .

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed. Most of the best aspects of manhood too.

  • @fluffthesergal7640
    @fluffthesergal7640 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What's that? You don't like the Dawi? UMGAK! That's a grudgin'!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who doesn't like the Dawi!??

  • @burningshine5524
    @burningshine5524 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Wdym dwarves are not hot? Muscular, bearded. 10/10 short kings.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😁😁😁

    • @hggpi
      @hggpi หลายเดือนก่อน

      Idk man, but as a man i wish woman were more like dwarves

  • @TheDancli
    @TheDancli หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I discovered your channel just today with your recommended dwarven games. I love dwarves because they kinda are the opposite of who I am: easily triggered, mistrustful of others, but also sincere about their feelings and proud about themselves and their crafts... something I lack. Every day I try to improve myself with the pros of being a dwarf by expressing my feelings and not hiding them from others, and also by being proud of the tiny accomplishments I make. That's positive masculinity to ya!
    Also, it is true that dwarves like us need our Legolas. I found mine 8 years ago and that pointy ear leaf lover changed my life like no one ever did

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks!!! Appreciate and support your mindset! Good luck to you and your Legolas!

  • @lilporky8565
    @lilporky8565 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What i like most about Dwarves is their loyalty. It can be hard to earn their trust sometimes, but when you do, a Dwarf will have your back through hell or high water. You can always trust a Dwarf.

  • @romanpreuss3489
    @romanpreuss3489 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Also Dwarves have this underdog aspects.
    Unlike elvs, they arent better in everything then humans but slightly inferior due to their small size, but this never stops them.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      True about underdogs. The second part not true - dwarves are better than humans in all aspects except maybe for the hight and the speed of breeding. You're thinking gnomes)))

    • @romanpreuss3489
      @romanpreuss3489 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @notawitchr Really? In what aspects are dwarves better then human besides craftsmanship and longlevity?
      I was thinking about Gimli who was always out of breath, when chasing the Urukhai that kidnapped merry and pippin, or needed to be tossed by Aragon at Helms deep because he coulnd jump far enough etc.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      1. Dwarves are less susceptible to evil - 7 rings did not turn them into Sauron's lackeys.
      2. Dwarves are more sturdy and resilient, can withstand more hardships and have higher constitution bonuses))
      3. Dwarves have better beards )))
      4. You mentioned yourself their longevity and craftsmanship (which is two things)
      5. Dwarves in Middle-earth were created first. Earlier than any other race, even elves.

    • @romanpreuss3489
      @romanpreuss3489 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@notawitchr thanks

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is true. This is where their famous stubbornness comes in. Dwarves will not give up, but will fight to the end. No matter what. Dwarves are not a faction, they're a force of nature as hard and unyielding as the stone they hew.

  • @kagetoshin9761
    @kagetoshin9761 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I imagine a scenario where treebeard met Gimli.
    Did the dwarves will like him?
    because treebeard is grumpy, has longbeards, and like rock and stone too! Like a dwarves.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😊Treebeard is a tree - so dwarves would be cautious of him)))

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, as long as treebears offer one of those drinks mentioned in the books, they'll be best friends.

  • @Alex901028
    @Alex901028 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Best steriotype of dwarves comes from the game Overlord (angry beer-soaked beards with legs) where the dwarves invented beer-plumming. Instead of water pipes, they have pipelines going from their brewery to their homes.
    Good life

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds pretty cool.

  • @ssfbob456
    @ssfbob456 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You forgot an important point: the music. Dwarven Forge, When the Hammer Falls, Song of Hammerdeep, Diggy Diggy Hole, it all epic as hell.

  • @johnlsallrightokaybuchness1073
    @johnlsallrightokaybuchness1073 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great video I was having some back pain and now I’m smiling.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is honestly all i ever wanted 😀😀😀

  • @expepem189xl3
    @expepem189xl3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Good job brother. From anything i can think of, maybe we can ad that Dwarves carve out their own home in a hardships of cold mountains.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dwarves can carve out a home practically anywhere. They PREFER mountains, because there are no other people there )))

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey, dwarves are the smart ones. Everyone else builds above ground where you have to deal with weather. Unless you use a boat load of magic you need furs in winter to keep from freezing, and places to cool down in summer to keep from overheating. Meanwhile, your average dwarven underground house is a constant 70F. I suspect the halflings learned the advantages of underground homes by talking to a passing dwarf.

  • @iamjuancediel
    @iamjuancediel หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    4:33 This one is going in the Big Book for sure 👆

  • @MiquellasLawyer
    @MiquellasLawyer หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dwarves and Elves are awesome in my opinion. The masculine urge to swing axes and shoot bows is too intense.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And combining ranged troops with close-quarters melee troops is just practical.

    • @MiquellasLawyer
      @MiquellasLawyer หลายเดือนก่อน

      @notawitchr Truly.

  • @windhelmguard5295
    @windhelmguard5295 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    one important thing is that dwarves are easy to read.
    if a dwarf is angry, you'll know he's angry.
    if a dwarf is happy, you'll know he's happy.
    if a dwarf thinks your joke is funny, he'll laugh.

  • @Cody-5501
    @Cody-5501 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Strong in friendship the fiercest of foes. Hearty workers capable of great things. What isn’t there to like about them.

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So true!

  • @ЧеловекЧеловек-п2к
    @ЧеловекЧеловек-п2к หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You`re made my day, my dude. ROCK`N`STONE!

    • @notawitchr
      @notawitchr  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks, dude!